2026-08-10T23:47:08Z https://njump.me Dissident by Birth https://njump.me/npub1lj3zk06cddk4lame04jvman65cnxrthdkkkhmmls4vu94l6mxfmssjg5tu https://files.mastodon.social/accounts/avatars/000/410/962/original/5e810afcfe608296.jpeg https://files.mastodon.social/accounts/avatars/000/410/962/original/5e810afcfe608296.jpeg https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvth67tlkq520xt2k4edr9hfw36fzz3fp8cn4am0q62ahgtxxhvjgzyr72y2eltp4k6hlh097kfn0k02nzvcdwak666l007z4nskhltve8wn4l6hh The simulation isn’t crashing so much as having bizarre hallucinations.<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/116/653/731/134/284/906/original/723671ad8b34c854.mp4"></video><br/> 2026-05-28T18:58:27Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsd0mc6u3lpdmmdn5x84nn3wr00hz9wv9tkxhjhcc34vekm5uryc4szyr72y2eltp4k6hlh097kfn0k02nzvcdwak666l007z4nskhltve8wr8k24e In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsynw89d0aa3aqxcus50k59srexfuhd3xaa85nag69mxvc3dj2z6hgy4u6sz'>nevent1q…u6sz</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Transatlantic cruise originated in Argentina, iirc. 2026-05-05T06:14:17Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqst39plewr2ku37j3ztw0980ctjjdmp8p95d9nafhz46jr4938a8sgzyr72y2eltp4k6hlh097kfn0k02nzvcdwak666l007z4nskhltve8w66qdzj I did not have “Pope mercilessly drags President Shitstain” on my 2026 bingo card, but here we are.<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/116/400/072/928/320/080/original/642e76c64000cba5.jpeg"> <br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/116/400/066/835/001/903/original/0457849d84f12fc0.mp4"></video><br/> 2026-04-13T23:47:51Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqspwc8rlwcqgrs88n90a58ezgueu8gqmalfuymgttqvadrkujsn4pgzyr72y2eltp4k6hlh097kfn0k02nzvcdwak666l007z4nskhltve8wqlxw3z In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsv5fe6555xl37nqryk635tna4wqlakppcqt6wlc8a4zf04sgq290ql52d9z'>nevent1q…2d9z</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Still going but mercifully PIP’d.<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/115/929/203/813/771/351/original/ba9ec0fc3ce02fa4.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-01-20T20:01:13Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsv5fe6555xl37nqryk635tna4wqlakppcqt6wlc8a4zf04sgq290qzyr72y2eltp4k6hlh097kfn0k02nzvcdwak666l007z4nskhltve8wpjg6jd In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9w2rsqqsthc2dgrwnjm9szlww64gamjwmspgy3mze4wd5e7fzemqqqth88'>nevent1q…th88</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>BBC News gave up on broadcasting the press conference live, relegating it to the picture-in-picture treatment until President Energy Vampire is done feeding. 2026-01-20T19:38:16Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9w2rsqqsthc2dgrwnjm9szlww64gamjwmspgy3mze4wd5e7fzemqzyr72y2eltp4k6hlh097kfn0k02nzvcdwak666l007z4nskhltve8wwyvfzm In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsvfw8gj435hcnrhq220jyajy5xwxgmctlugznmptrnq25lqaacdkgn7wull'>nevent1q…wull</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>If your internal monologue is just “we’re all going to die” over and over again, know you are not alone. 2026-01-20T19:33:59Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvfw8gj435hcnrhq220jyajy5xwxgmctlugznmptrnq25lqaacdkgzyr72y2eltp4k6hlh097kfn0k02nzvcdwak666l007z4nskhltve8wak577v RE: <a href="https://mastodon.social/@hotdogsladies/115928993431466135">https://mastodon.social/@hotdogsladies/115928993431466135</a><br/><br/>I want to emphasize that this a literal description of the press conference. He spent 20+ minutes flipping through printed photos of ICE abductees before flinging the stack on the floor.<blockquote class="border-l-05rem border-l-strongpink border-solid"><div class="-ml-4 bg-gradient-to-r from-gray-100 dark:from-zinc-800 to-transparent mr-0 mt-0 mb-4 pl-4 pr-2 py-2">quoting <br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Article"><a itemprop="url" href="/note10cp3x6tfg2c4t728rusv20cc6a4p0x3v5cdxfq9u8dms57y6ce3qzefgad" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1">note10cp…fgad</a></span><br/> </div> The President has been very distracted and bewildered by a binder clip, and he's talking about it on national TV right now.<br/><br/>He's also started throwing things.<br/><br/>#DoingBetterTogether </blockquote> 2026-01-20T19:18:00Z