2026-09-08T14:19:31Z https://njump.me fogs :pride: https://njump.me/npub1lmatc3v30ahewke3s4shr7fj487c24tu8jpkrtcpq9uageaf35hq7v3yu0 https://mastodon.montagne.uk/system/accounts/avatars/110/163/783/418/158/135/original/377b8b4dfa5c1ddb.png https://mastodon.montagne.uk/system/accounts/avatars/110/163/783/418/158/135/original/377b8b4dfa5c1ddb.png https://njump.me/nevent1qqs24em96x98dg6qcq44hcur340t5cv3sa020qfzfekjwah6z7qzr7qzyrl040z9j9lkl96mxxzkzu0ex25lmp240s7gxcd0qyqhn4r84xxjuclu9ux Imagine not needing to eat, and never having eaten since the day you were born. You go through your whole life having never eaten, and people find it weird.<br/><br/>Some even ostracise you over it, because you must be eating, right? Perhaps you hunger for Forbidden Things and are hiding it?<br/><br/>A significant part of the culture you inhabit revolves entirely around eating, and yet you don&#39;t take part in it, because you have no desire to eat.<br/><br/>You struggle to find love and belonging because eating with loved ones is an expectation, and without it people inexorably drift away. <br/><br/>Sometimes you&#39;ll eat anyway even though you don&#39;t need to in a desperate bid to fit in - but you don&#39;t enjoy it, it makes you uncomfortable.<br/><br/>You feel broken, you wish you could eat and enjoy the vast array of flavours on offer, but despite all your efforts you just can&#39;t stomach it. <br/><br/>This is what being on the asexual spectrum feels like to me. 2026-10-28T11:27:35Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsr5ze7vcjguk0zg8yf85g3fs6m43kc6470crpxetprg6kl7djtajgzyrl040z9j9lkl96mxxzkzu0ex25lmp240s7gxcd0qyqhn4r84xxju5q2qj9 The PHP vulnerability clearly isn&#39;t real.<br/><br/>It doesn&#39;t have catchy branding, a website or a merch store! 2026-10-21T13:14:42Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswf88fwze23m65urefk3dmsd06x65tr0zx5yexmvp9q5yd7ejxvjczyrl040z9j9lkl96mxxzkzu0ex25lmp240s7gxcd0qyqhn4r84xxjud9mjxr silly meshtastic-capable watch acquired<br/><br/> <img src="https://mastodon.montagne.uk/system/media_attachments/files/117/253/150/525/845/189/original/e7b881a94fdb4864.png"> <br/> <img src="https://mastodon.montagne.uk/system/media_attachments/files/117/253/150/916/378/324/original/2e1c3659d79f01c0.png"> 2026-09-11T15:38:29Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsz8m83d2ek4e5ldan8rrng708ngkse98jj5rl7c6drhujsd4re7pszyrl040z9j9lkl96mxxzkzu0ex25lmp240s7gxcd0qyqhn4r84xxju7sgxtn Taken at <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpqafx4yef9vdsdcmrvcltmnu39kc9dj4u5q9xx3fa424el6v5al7hq0lwh29" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet 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https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8wj7jvqhcqq37m5wn2xt3rudawnjxs8hw8f962f0n6ug2v6u30xgzyrl040z9j9lkl96mxxzkzu0ex25lmp240s7gxcd0qyqhn4r84xxju3qtsu6 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszw5vr04jzcqgp2nveylqln8saa0akjnf5c23enkyw4c7rfdqn02qpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43qnc24y6'>nevent1q…24y6</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>The (soft) ending pull absolutely zero punches too.<br/><br/>10/10<br/><br/> <img src="https://mastodon.montagne.uk/system/media_attachments/files/116/434/008/437/305/082/original/3193b933c734a6e5.png"> 2026-04-19T23:40:07Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqszw5vr04jzcqgp2nveylqln8saa0akjnf5c23enkyw4c7rfdqn02qzyrl040z9j9lkl96mxxzkzu0ex25lmp240s7gxcd0qyqhn4r84xxjux2hej2 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsrwk2zlyufult92ak80pr5tz60fdwah3dv4ykv27rd9qc4pk8qmwgpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43qhh7qgc'>nevent1q…7qgc</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Made sure to make the interior a utterly revolting 60&#39;s/70&#39;s aesthetic.<br/><br/> <img src="https://mastodon.montagne.uk/system/media_attachments/files/116/434/000/893/321/044/original/b2c304aa364430fd.png"> <br/> <img src="https://mastodon.montagne.uk/system/media_attachments/files/116/434/001/139/803/234/original/c0e5a4165101dc54.png"> <br/> <img src="https://mastodon.montagne.uk/system/media_attachments/files/116/434/001/505/350/946/original/ad4321543f0f12d3.png"> 2026-04-19T23:38:16Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrwk2zlyufult92ak80pr5tz60fdwah3dv4ykv27rd9qc4pk8qmwgzyrl040z9j9lkl96mxxzkzu0ex25lmp240s7gxcd0qyqhn4r84xxju288jjp Been playing some Landlords Super this weekend, very much enjoyed the mindless tedium of it while recovering from sickness.<br/><br/> <img src="https://mastodon.montagne.uk/system/media_attachments/files/116/433/995/191/809/549/original/570f51e7ab0017b1.png"> <br/> <img src="https://mastodon.montagne.uk/system/media_attachments/files/116/433/995/550/359/119/original/fce8bab494101154.png"> 2026-04-19T23:37:33Z 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