2026-06-14T20:39:15Z https://njump.me Greentext https://njump.me/npub1lsmlzcl5583n6s90wdjh6qskp0u2zhpq7ahsc56u7m0txzeyvz8s83dy8z https://profilepics.nostur.com/profilepic_v1/9e4162cddcb1503e9ee38da0673822e0acd0cad1c5af939790ae3913eb6102cb/profilepic.jpg?1758403092 https://profilepics.nostur.com/profilepic_v1/9e4162cddcb1503e9ee38da0673822e0acd0cad1c5af939790ae3913eb6102cb/profilepic.jpg?1758403092 https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrx8vxu8nmvaf94wuj3dur5fygeu8sgc9du67k2qsxwxzp8v908ngzyr7r0utr7js7x02q4aek2lgzzc9l3g2uyrmk7rzntnmdavcty3sg70qj5sa I&#39;m bouta renounce my retirement fr<br/> <img src="https://i.redd.it/nbqee5fi1xth1.png"> <br/><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wzf10c/im_bouta_renounce_my_retirement_fr/">https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wzf10c/im_bouta_renounce_my_retirement_fr/</a> 2026-10-06T21:35:37Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsx38sdzmtmpjz2da8x5p7n5gcgapa5v6fpmqk7jfmk8xavkkqfsyczyr7r0utr7js7x02q4aek2lgzzc9l3g2uyrmk7rzntnmdavcty3sg7pf56qm Anon gives a pass<br/> <img src="https://i.redd.it/iy27vtzmuwth1.png"> <br/><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wze2pz/anon_gives_a_pass/">https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wze2pz/anon_gives_a_pass/</a> 2026-10-06T20:57:16Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0rkxr79q0f7j7jgck5eyj7dd4pr9kmar9vwpspn2ehmv5wdsnqpqzyr7r0utr7js7x02q4aek2lgzzc9l3g2uyrmk7rzntnmdavcty3sg79zgqnc Anon wonders If he&#39;s the bad Guy<br/> <img src="https://i.redd.it/v5l323e0rwth1.png"> <br/><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wzdkaj/anon_wonders_if_hes_the_bad_guy/">https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wzdkaj/anon_wonders_if_hes_the_bad_guy/</a> 2026-10-06T20:36:53Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstzjqw0kmescwlm7s6e4cl7cyxw0fplpngzat6ushwnjawgaay2zszyr7r0utr7js7x02q4aek2lgzzc9l3g2uyrmk7rzntnmdavcty3sg79wg7e0 anon wants to fuck a toaster<br/> <img src="https://i.redd.it/a40netn8nwth1.png"> <br/><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wzd14q/anon_wants_to_fuck_a_toaster/">https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wzd14q/anon_wants_to_fuck_a_toaster/</a> 2026-10-06T20:15:38Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyt3ks8fmfg0aa675uc4558xrc2h0dz50nuajta6cr2pyuuydtzwczyr7r0utr7js7x02q4aek2lgzzc9l3g2uyrmk7rzntnmdavcty3sg7g5usqn Anon wants a serious fitness routine<br/> <img src="https://i.redd.it/ich5pi8rawth1.jpeg"> <br/><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wzb6wb/anon_wants_a_serious_fitness_routine/">https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wzb6wb/anon_wants_a_serious_fitness_routine/</a> 2026-10-06T19:05:17Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgs2sqnua56lpj5t0n4atf2mjfj5w4u06wak5f9vu0dd4rjl3g66qzyr7r0utr7js7x02q4aek2lgzzc9l3g2uyrmk7rzntnmdavcty3sg7fjq2sx Anon solves his social anxiety<br/> <img src="https://i.redd.it/covle7ib5wth1.png"> <br/><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wzajvk/anon_solves_his_social_anxiety/">https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wzajvk/anon_solves_his_social_anxiety/</a> 2026-10-06T18:40:45Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqdmm8t3yrv5sznx43e2wf6u0k66syzrzwywtd0yklcz4crnk0j0czyr7r0utr7js7x02q4aek2lgzzc9l3g2uyrmk7rzntnmdavcty3sg7thxqur Anon on minstrel comedy<br/> <img src="https://i.redd.it/8fgdif6bjvth1.jpeg"> <br/><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wz758r/anon_on_minstrel_comedy/">https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wz758r/anon_on_minstrel_comedy/</a> 2026-10-06T16:31:21Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqszkeu7y4l9duu2kv98a5f62uh7tfgvzun0w9zrup3pevv2d47gpeszyr7r0utr7js7x02q4aek2lgzzc9l3g2uyrmk7rzntnmdavcty3sg785y0vy Below will be a list of Redditors writing about what fake and gay crimes anon did.<br/> <img src="https://i.redd.it/r8rsj2gc7vth1.jpeg"> <br/><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wz5jye/below_will_be_a_list_of_redditors_writing_about/">https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wz5jye/below_will_be_a_list_of_redditors_writing_about/</a> 2026-10-06T15:28:57Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsx5hk8x3g57kt094ykcxa79w7c5j6wfjpsuw4qmy5q4ac7el755yszyr7r0utr7js7x02q4aek2lgzzc9l3g2uyrmk7rzntnmdavcty3sg7julr9n Anon thinks he’s Peter Parker<br/> <img src="https://i.redd.it/ytux8n8d4vth1.jpeg"> <br/><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wz508h/anon_thinks_hes_peter_parker/">https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wz508h/anon_thinks_hes_peter_parker/</a> 2026-10-06T15:07:36Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqszrs6th837rlpt0xgp4amv3xklg98k08zcl0u359ghfuxuf3pj9lczyr7r0utr7js7x02q4aek2lgzzc9l3g2uyrmk7rzntnmdavcty3sg7hmfnn9 Anon thought they were just order numbers<br/> <img src="https://i.redd.it/39ajdgha4vth1.jpeg"> <br/><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wz4ztk/anon_thought_they_were_just_order_numbers/">https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wz4ztk/anon_thought_they_were_just_order_numbers/</a> 2026-10-06T15:07:11Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9mrjeh9edyzmmw67a5m9tj6ruvnfk5u4vay80tvx2zhvt7tsq0sczyr7r0utr7js7x02q4aek2lgzzc9l3g2uyrmk7rzntnmdavcty3sg7d0qe0y anon loses it<br/> <img src="https://i.redd.it/ffuncczc1vth1.jpeg"> <br/><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wz4l5c/anon_loses_it/">https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wz4l5c/anon_loses_it/</a> 2026-10-06T14:51:00Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsq3r2z97xekdez2euzetcr5s320kycewxq3s9dfh9a9xmrglwh9ugzyr7r0utr7js7x02q4aek2lgzzc9l3g2uyrmk7rzntnmdavcty3sg7v9a90p Anon makes a list of the best James Bond movies<br/> <img src="https://i.redd.it/ixk3tuuthuth1.png"> <br/><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wz20qq/anon_makes_a_list_of_the_best_james_bond_movies/">https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wz20qq/anon_makes_a_list_of_the_best_james_bond_movies/</a> 2026-10-06T13:02:11Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqszzn8hr0mcl4e7pzehdy9z9v78xyc8xek2zls2ykw3qkxp5qpejaczyr7r0utr7js7x02q4aek2lgzzc9l3g2uyrmk7rzntnmdavcty3sg70j7l27 Why is it so hot?<br/> <img src="https://i.redd.it/paifobumbuth1.jpeg"> <br/><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wz19tq/why_is_it_so_hot/">https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wz19tq/why_is_it_so_hot/</a> 2026-10-06T12:26:50Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvmr0jc26cssuehcn9rxpdllslzdd9fk3l3wj0ul4r56ql0h63zwgzyr7r0utr7js7x02q4aek2lgzzc9l3g2uyrmk7rzntnmdavcty3sg7ytkqer Anon has had quite enough.<br/> <img src="https://i.redd.it/gzwmrl0e8uth1.jpeg"> <br/><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wz0wmf/anon_has_had_quite_enough/">https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wz0wmf/anon_has_had_quite_enough/</a> 2026-10-06T12:08:22Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgql6el7a6zmhxvq29zdltvgl0gaqkcs98yxnrcky3m9qdwgrpf7szyr7r0utr7js7x02q4aek2lgzzc9l3g2uyrmk7rzntnmdavcty3sg7xfjyga anon feels nostalgia<br/> <img src="https://i.redd.it/6d1o3ben7uth1.png"> <br/><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wz0uoh/anon_feels_nostalgia/">https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wz0uoh/anon_feels_nostalgia/</a> 2026-10-06T12:05:36Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs82nuhwxm0q9vm8f4vqjp467xkvquj4a9tymcqma66hvnmqa8hgmqzyr7r0utr7js7x02q4aek2lgzzc9l3g2uyrmk7rzntnmdavcty3sg78jsy9j Took Anon 3 second to hit reality<br/> <img src="https://i.redd.it/r4vvuuinptth1.png"> <br/><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wyz1bv/took_anon_3_second_to_hit_reality/">https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wyz1bv/took_anon_3_second_to_hit_reality/</a> 2026-10-06T10:23:39Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9uj6g6m296admfcttqkk5anwypd72sar6dne0kfd7pq5tr6ug3ggzyr7r0utr7js7x02q4aek2lgzzc9l3g2uyrmk7rzntnmdavcty3sg72me0r0 Anon on the OneyNG controversy<br/> <img src="https://i.redd.it/7qzg641xntth1.jpeg"> <br/><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wyyvem/anon_on_the_oneyng_controversy/">https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wyyvem/anon_on_the_oneyng_controversy/</a> 2026-10-06T10:13:37Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs254usxs3xrg3jwn6gw92fucwfe7xzh75qjlcxlx34hkjcnau5mzczyr7r0utr7js7x02q4aek2lgzzc9l3g2uyrmk7rzntnmdavcty3sg7gp3wy7 Anon on women<br/> <img src="https://i.redd.it/j0z4hson6rth1.jpeg"> <br/><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wyqkoq/anon_on_women/">https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wyqkoq/anon_on_women/</a> 2026-10-06T01:53:21Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsr49sydk3r2lv4d0srs7nehw6s6pkw0za99rc2qndhplmr0jptp7szyr7r0utr7js7x02q4aek2lgzzc9l3g2uyrmk7rzntnmdavcty3sg7f28anv I have crying for the last two hours<br/> <img src="https://i.redd.it/4q1vs894xqth1.png"> <br/><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wypi57/i_have_crying_for_the_last_two_hours/">https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wypi57/i_have_crying_for_the_last_two_hours/</a> 2026-10-06T01:00:18Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsplajdanzltuty59lzctd4txz545z4s7n5kdmwrp22s54ke4wns7qzyr7r0utr7js7x02q4aek2lgzzc9l3g2uyrmk7rzntnmdavcty3sg730kkqj No other reason to resist<br/> <img src="https://i.redd.it/up0xn49vrqth1.png"> <br/><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wyox7g/no_other_reason_to_resist/">https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wyox7g/no_other_reason_to_resist/</a> 2026-10-06T00:31:46Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyrgnsnzfj7tr5enlmx4zm4gqeqtdpyvtnxglk2c2j95z4sw8teugzyr7r0utr7js7x02q4aek2lgzzc9l3g2uyrmk7rzntnmdavcty3sg7mqa4fj Anon is happy about people being nice<br/> <img src="https://i.redd.it/s7p0do9nkqth1.png"> <br/><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wyo0vw/anon_is_happy_about_people_being_nice/">https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wyo0vw/anon_is_happy_about_people_being_nice/</a> 2026-10-05T23:50:26Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsryk89rtkvg7n4pynmsfay7qmp8t390euk9nkjzjcn7yy6zr3lgegzyr7r0utr7js7x02q4aek2lgzzc9l3g2uyrmk7rzntnmdavcty3sg76krwsn God forbid anon have a hobby<br/> <img src="https://i.redd.it/r7f8kexubqth1.jpeg"> <br/><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wymz3i/god_forbid_anon_have_a_hobby/">https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wymz3i/god_forbid_anon_have_a_hobby/</a> 2026-10-05T23:00:40Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqspje2f8l2wdwuazt09q8p6qjxg669f5unmtspy6s5df0e7hjh0qsqzyr7r0utr7js7x02q4aek2lgzzc9l3g2uyrmk7rzntnmdavcty3sg70wv35n Defend the Nation<br/> <img src="https://i.redd.it/rvapczu82qth1.jpeg"> <br/><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wylrp1/defend_the_nation/">https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wylrp1/defend_the_nation/</a> 2026-10-05T22:06:53Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqjczg4a4yj8wc2a03xltq82c3my58svv4sp45g8cz7756kzfsvlszyr7r0utr7js7x02q4aek2lgzzc9l3g2uyrmk7rzntnmdavcty3sg7ek37px Anon pettiest revenge<br/> <img src="https://i.redd.it/y741zhsbupth1.png"> <br/><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wykr88/anon_pettiest_revenge/">https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wykr88/anon_pettiest_revenge/</a> 2026-10-05T21:24:29Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9z8zz4v04467yuezwk5rhvsl9yla0f0dutaq3shacu3auhrr0q7gzyr7r0utr7js7x02q4aek2lgzzc9l3g2uyrmk7rzntnmdavcty3sg7jkgkjl dumbledore addresses house relations<br/> <img src="https://i.redd.it/rnqnzs7jepth1.png"> <br/><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wyiilp/dumbledore_addresses_house_relations/">https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wyiilp/dumbledore_addresses_house_relations/</a> 2026-10-05T19:55:54Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9hk5zsne6k2jfvdcuzre862slgunw6zxhmy2tv6s4pwjt5sqx2vszyr7r0utr7js7x02q4aek2lgzzc9l3g2uyrmk7rzntnmdavcty3sg74c4j5t Anon may be fit but he’s still a little dumb.<br/> <img src="https://i.redd.it/lfeb9pjh2pth1.jpeg"> <br/><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wygpj7/anon_may_be_fit_but_hes_still_a_little_dumb/">https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wygpj7/anon_may_be_fit_but_hes_still_a_little_dumb/</a> 2026-10-05T18:46:46Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqt8nc9grzvjxawds9dfw4695xdeuk6pdcnhrljq5zqs5mul0wjkszyr7r0utr7js7x02q4aek2lgzzc9l3g2uyrmk7rzntnmdavcty3sg7tkqeyr Anon plays hide and seek<br/> <img src="https://i.redd.it/gigz5kr2uoth1.png"> <br/><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wyfgdx/anon_plays_hide_and_seek/">https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wyfgdx/anon_plays_hide_and_seek/</a> 2026-10-05T17:59:20Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqk4wvsch76hta6d3lqu54sxw5p2zyhdpjnmydmu2q6haefpjj0kczyr7r0utr7js7x02q4aek2lgzzc9l3g2uyrmk7rzntnmdavcty3sg7a7uypq Guerilla Warfare School<br/> <img src="https://i.redd.it/11qj30hy4nth1.gif"> <br/><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wy7196/guerilla_warfare_school/">https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wy7196/guerilla_warfare_school/</a> 2026-10-05T12:16:48Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0dlv9xxmzvj3tzy8w4fqjqacfper68qgt622683x5ncc8yupzx8szyr7r0utr7js7x02q4aek2lgzzc9l3g2uyrmk7rzntnmdavcty3sg7mvlzk6 31 year old Waifu War<br/> <img src="https://i.redd.it/3gh0t6mmskth1.jpeg"> <br/><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wxzdkj/31_year_old_waifu_war/">https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wxzdkj/31_year_old_waifu_war/</a> 2026-10-05T04:23:59Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvmqfxfwz8t4xrh7la73fkjwfwrga2f3sdsjeayyypl8dpz2stmmqzyr7r0utr7js7x02q4aek2lgzzc9l3g2uyrmk7rzntnmdavcty3sg7dgnj0c Anon likes children and hates that about himself<br/> <img src="https://i.redd.it/f306is7sqkth1.png"> <br/><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wxz6zh/anon_likes_children_and_hates_that_about_himself/">https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wxz6zh/anon_likes_children_and_hates_that_about_himself/</a> 2026-10-05T04:13:44Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrxuadex8auxcc4rzaylgs7gzprhqatm4slv79rxptawetj3n8jnszyr7r0utr7js7x02q4aek2lgzzc9l3g2uyrmk7rzntnmdavcty3sg7qxprh7 Hey I&#39;ve seen this one before<br/> <img src="https://i.redd.it/euguywyydkth1.jpg"> <br/><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wxxw8w/hey_ive_seen_this_one_before/">https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wxxw8w/hey_ive_seen_this_one_before/</a> 2026-10-05T03:01:50Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsr8fywvp9qammqkdpz9uhd55llx70vnqnnv7v5tn84mz25f4j8hzqzyr7r0utr7js7x02q4aek2lgzzc9l3g2uyrmk7rzntnmdavcty3sg78v7gqp Anon works at McDonald’s<br/> <img src="https://i.redd.it/6vra800u7kth1.jpeg"> <br/><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wxx8yn/anon_works_at_mcdonalds/">https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wxx8yn/anon_works_at_mcdonalds/</a> 2026-10-05T02:27:31Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsp6yssy7d952r0cjuwey7n2reu3lekj2y22jd08lev2ea22asqplczyr7r0utr7js7x02q4aek2lgzzc9l3g2uyrmk7rzntnmdavcty3sg7dq6p7q How Bowels be Moving over a Cute Bartender<br/> <img src="https://i.redd.it/6su9iq7bwjth1.jpeg"> <br/><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wxvzqk/how_bowels_be_moving_over_a_cute_bartender/">https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wxvzqk/how_bowels_be_moving_over_a_cute_bartender/</a> 2026-10-05T01:22:51Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqszmeqq5565v66lp4tpzgd9umg7n7ajss6mnwzv7t48uhnwx70k2fqzyr7r0utr7js7x02q4aek2lgzzc9l3g2uyrmk7rzntnmdavcty3sg7c5r08a The death of e3 really was the end of an era<br/> <img src="https://i.redd.it/f5x97c3zfjth1.png"> <br/><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wxu62h/the_death_of_e3_really_was_the_end_of_an_era/">https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wxu62h/the_death_of_e3_really_was_the_end_of_an_era/</a> 2026-10-04T23:51:48Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdntd2k3r5dtv0kxq6cljuh6khds6uflypfghazmxlhj54kmhrnsqzyr7r0utr7js7x02q4aek2lgzzc9l3g2uyrmk7rzntnmdavcty3sg7h4rw7s But it cheated<br/> <img src="https://i.redd.it/dd0sv39vbjth1.jpeg"> <br/><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wxtp4f/but_it_cheated/">https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wxtp4f/but_it_cheated/</a> 2026-10-04T23:28:17Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqszp785ldy80wu0msj8sfct2xpzax49mxlphlqst5ghjf0v9d9kqtczyr7r0utr7js7x02q4aek2lgzzc9l3g2uyrmk7rzntnmdavcty3sg7eduhdz High Cholesterol<br/> <img src="https://i.redd.it/0uwxlpq15jth1.png"> <br/><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wxsx8k/high_cholesterol/">https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wxsx8k/high_cholesterol/</a> 2026-10-04T22:50:21Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstffadkz8jzd6huf773tdrcc2srhhpkjccqdrpj3xyxmu0a6a9djqzyr7r0utr7js7x02q4aek2lgzzc9l3g2uyrmk7rzntnmdavcty3sg75nfr55 Anon is a nazi atheist<br/> <img src="https://i.redd.it/l3100ohitith1.png"> <br/><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wxrjxw/anon_is_a_nazi_atheist/">https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wxrjxw/anon_is_a_nazi_atheist/</a> 2026-10-04T21:47:15Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs02layf6t3z0qk6e27ey5cu6uqpg3c9sh6nqdq0a6neuequsm5edczyr7r0utr7js7x02q4aek2lgzzc9l3g2uyrmk7rzntnmdavcty3sg7w22frf Roundabout city<br/> <img src="https://i.redd.it/8nb4a4dwqith1.png"> <br/><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wxr7bm/roundabout_city/">https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wxr7bm/roundabout_city/</a> 2026-10-04T21:31:45Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqs07khgz7ctp7jswhnu5lp9qfertf5defw440lrlr9rw9nx9he9szyr7r0utr7js7x02q4aek2lgzzc9l3g2uyrmk7rzntnmdavcty3sg7dp4wge Leaving was the right thing to do!<br/> <img src="https://i.redd.it/0x4tqj70jith1.png"> <br/><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wxq5wf/leaving_was_the_right_thing_to_do/">https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wxq5wf/leaving_was_the_right_thing_to_do/</a> 2026-10-04T20:47:15Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9h97xntz57um95v23wjd8aepekpma3ev3yla3fvv6e4scdrt2uqgzyr7r0utr7js7x02q4aek2lgzzc9l3g2uyrmk7rzntnmdavcty3sg7weyxhd I don&#39;t know how to title this<br/> <img src="https://i.redd.it/4sfpnz1ueith1.jpeg"> <br/><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wxpl7g/i_dont_know_how_to_title_this/">https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wxpl7g/i_dont_know_how_to_title_this/</a> 2026-10-04T20:23:07Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsy5c6xez8wqx72lljefcmyx46vyyvyqhc40r3psfmzdx22gf6hjngzyr7r0utr7js7x02q4aek2lgzzc9l3g2uyrmk7rzntnmdavcty3sg7xvma46 what did you expect<br/> <img src="https://i.redd.it/acx21zkxbhth1.png"> <br/><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wxk9v1/what_did_you_expect/">https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wxk9v1/what_did_you_expect/</a> 2026-10-04T16:45:32Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfl4x605mhqumsja2t7xx4zwhqv3kvau60hzje5gyhqfy34agvakszyr7r0utr7js7x02q4aek2lgzzc9l3g2uyrmk7rzntnmdavcty3sg7yxxp90 Anon gives life changing advice<br/> <img src="https://i.redd.it/lpvsl1wy9hth1.png"> <br/><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wxk046/anon_gives_life_changing_advice/">https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wxk046/anon_gives_life_changing_advice/</a> 2026-10-04T16:34:16Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrvthf0mdhz2edv9sykgxw4sruzeulafc2v33uu8kplpscwu8t6rczyr7r0utr7js7x02q4aek2lgzzc9l3g2uyrmk7rzntnmdavcty3sg7dzknqk Controlled by a swords<br/> <img src="https://i.redd.it/j6vlqjn01hth1.jpeg"> <br/><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wxisc6/controlled_by_a_swords/">https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wxisc6/controlled_by_a_swords/</a> 2026-10-04T15:44:01Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs03ryrkl7jk6r9twwtsyyl7ksqwlmcay4tct2xj2k50rewfl3eemqzyr7r0utr7js7x02q4aek2lgzzc9l3g2uyrmk7rzntnmdavcty3sg7eupy5l Anon on Zero from MGS4<br/> <img src="https://i.redd.it/2nlr9xnw0hth1.jpeg"> <br/><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wxirrf/anon_on_zero_from_mgs4/">https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wxirrf/anon_on_zero_from_mgs4/</a> 2026-10-04T15:43:16Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqszmpll9p6d82tfh859dratvztly5ht07p8mlp264f242hfaelpmtczyr7r0utr7js7x02q4aek2lgzzc9l3g2uyrmk7rzntnmdavcty3sg7ywn809 anon has a experience at the gym<br/> <img src="https://i.redd.it/uao4470ctgth1.png"> <br/><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wxhs1a/anon_has_a_experience_at_the_gym/">https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wxhs1a/anon_has_a_experience_at_the_gym/</a> 2026-10-04T15:01:20Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsd8qtcxewxcqjzek4e595wew0l6l30xf79x9drmd4w4xavjcn267qzyr7r0utr7js7x02q4aek2lgzzc9l3g2uyrmk7rzntnmdavcty3sg7awfv7v Anon has a theory<br/> <img src="https://i.redd.it/gxpfx7tdpgth1.jpeg"> <br/><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wxhhis/anon_has_a_theory/">https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wxhhis/anon_has_a_theory/</a> 2026-10-04T14:48:37Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2k73gr8hlkxwkelqnrqwn59d0827qsp9nzj97uzdsuj46l3sfrvgzyr7r0utr7js7x02q4aek2lgzzc9l3g2uyrmk7rzntnmdavcty3sg73r5csd Available, but not for you<br/> <img src="https://i.redd.it/i1buc4g6qgth1.jpeg"> <br/><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wxhdd9/available_but_not_for_you/">https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wxhdd9/available_but_not_for_you/</a> 2026-10-04T14:43:31Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqspg0ejkhr30cwv3f3lx0ez0a2r6f4c6ss6ps25eg5xqn2sgul863gzyr7r0utr7js7x02q4aek2lgzzc9l3g2uyrmk7rzntnmdavcty3sg7q76hls Anon hears game theory<br/> <img src="https://i.redd.it/v6ouyhug0gth1.png"> <br/><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wxecbr/anon_hears_game_theory/">https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wxecbr/anon_hears_game_theory/</a> 2026-10-04T12:19:19Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2ywehgt2mg5arsnre4haumfl0env58mqdc9rvahz8c0yh9nm2v6qzyr7r0utr7js7x02q4aek2lgzzc9l3g2uyrmk7rzntnmdavcty3sg7xrvzh5 Anon is astonished at how quickly Erika Kirk has moved on<br/> <img src="https://i.redd.it/f6uadkqusfth1.jpeg"> <br/><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wxdk15/anon_is_astonished_at_how_quickly_erika_kirk_has/">https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wxdk15/anon_is_astonished_at_how_quickly_erika_kirk_has/</a> 2026-10-04T11:36:41Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqspwrrxzf2xp0y7djfe8dxa929yy5rts6qq30de0zrn44qn5wfgl6szyr7r0utr7js7x02q4aek2lgzzc9l3g2uyrmk7rzntnmdavcty3sg7g5sgww Anon on AI<br/> <img src="https://i.redd.it/jdi72vpzkfth1.png"> <br/><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wxct8w/anon_on_ai/">https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wxct8w/anon_on_ai/</a> 2026-10-04T10:52:30Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsz70va9m229muae3mjwx6surjqd7h4c42ggy9ax7hr5tgea3829aszyr7r0utr7js7x02q4aek2lgzzc9l3g2uyrmk7rzntnmdavcty3sg7cqm78q Anon on passport bros.<br/> <img src="https://i.redd.it/c4kfobw76fth1.jpeg"> <br/><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wxbhwx/anon_on_passport_bros/">https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wxbhwx/anon_on_passport_bros/</a> 2026-10-04T09:29:36Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqtzlrelsm9pa7pxe9egk2u72y49yunk9m0nszyyq8j9hm0gnlwvczyr7r0utr7js7x02q4aek2lgzzc9l3g2uyrmk7rzntnmdavcty3sg7793ep9 Anon straight boy<br/> <img src="https://i.redd.it/j3o6g4kf7eth1.jpeg"> <br/><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wx8evp/anon_straight_boy/">https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wx8evp/anon_straight_boy/</a> 2026-10-04T06:14:40Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswnzgzg4dm6uyl0t5yam8uj7lqnwqt8xmpczu87kqlwy3g8m27uaqzyr7r0utr7js7x02q4aek2lgzzc9l3g2uyrmk7rzntnmdavcty3sg7e76uug Carrier Cover<br/> <img src="https://i.redd.it/gbo08ta50eth1.jpeg"> <br/><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wx7qpu/carrier_cover/">https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wx7qpu/carrier_cover/</a> 2026-10-04T05:33:41Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsp32wy793xhppypahau9zxfxnsn8983jx5hm7770guh2ruajmqjagzyr7r0utr7js7x02q4aek2lgzzc9l3g2uyrmk7rzntnmdavcty3sg7n4jdll Anon tricks the system.<br/> <img src="https://i.redd.it/g8q1v0f8bcth1.jpeg"> <br/><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wx1hbc/anon_tricks_the_system/">https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wx1hbc/anon_tricks_the_system/</a> 2026-10-03T23:52:39Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsx5sl5gkszqhqlfzxxknk0fx9pnyw80u94qex728j2jsr9y2hwycczyr7r0utr7js7x02q4aek2lgzzc9l3g2uyrmk7rzntnmdavcty3sg7kdew47 Anon thinks Light is Gay<br/> <img src="https://i.redd.it/0boy3v0dvbth1.jpeg"> <br/><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wwzpcq/anon_thinks_light_is_gay/">https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wwzpcq/anon_thinks_light_is_gay/</a> 2026-10-03T22:23:22Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsr0fcyrpxmtd70l0lavtjw43vm7r9g7zw7t8c7kpz5ugr8d6gj9qqzyr7r0utr7js7x02q4aek2lgzzc9l3g2uyrmk7rzntnmdavcty3sg79j7l86 Anon goes to the zoo<br/> <img src="https://i.redd.it/mig2j0pwfath1.png"> <br/><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wwt1qh/anon_goes_to_the_zoo/">https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wwt1qh/anon_goes_to_the_zoo/</a> 2026-10-03T17:37:22Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsx2srw4duulr5rjnh3x59rjwxdhewjjp5jrtalt9wheeg5d2l08jqzyr7r0utr7js7x02q4aek2lgzzc9l3g2uyrmk7rzntnmdavcty3sg7qlrktd Loses his composure<br/> <img src="https://i.redd.it/m8t7mtm27ath1.jpeg"> <br/><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wwrtru/loses_his_composure/">https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wwrtru/loses_his_composure/</a> 2026-10-03T16:45:51Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs997nut34dmfqr3fxqx9trccm4ukwf2rh5t9lha3u0yj0t9esl88szyr7r0utr7js7x02q4aek2lgzzc9l3g2uyrmk7rzntnmdavcty3sg78jr4lh Anon is genuinely confused<br/> <img src="https://i.redd.it/4l309db7t9th1.jpeg"> <br/><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wwq01d/anon_is_genuinely_confused/">https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wwq01d/anon_is_genuinely_confused/</a> 2026-10-03T15:27:44Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfydkd0wklhyypy3xqpmk8e40wm288u4e4n57sxhj4mtpllaxyvugzyr7r0utr7js7x02q4aek2lgzzc9l3g2uyrmk7rzntnmdavcty3sg7athl8v Adds as a friend<br/> <img src="https://i.redd.it/px55cxk2g9th1.jpeg"> <br/><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wwob0h/adds_as_a_friend/">https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wwob0h/adds_as_a_friend/</a> 2026-10-03T14:14:49Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8xk4pnuuhnk4mjg49903y279eerjzar09v3u5s563tk0egrv97hgzyr7r0utr7js7x02q4aek2lgzzc9l3g2uyrmk7rzntnmdavcty3sg7ark30y Malfoid is peak fiction.<br/> <img src="https://i.redd.it/ba4m0rso29th1.jpg"> <br/><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wwmnk1/malfoid_is_peak_fiction/">https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wwmnk1/malfoid_is_peak_fiction/</a> 2026-10-03T12:59:18Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsp9hz08dz7zqm60vl67ewrpvlsnu2zcjnmhkzngtkez0wpl59eaxszyr7r0utr7js7x02q4aek2lgzzc9l3g2uyrmk7rzntnmdavcty3sg7pnld62 Anon on Marathon<br/> <img src="https://i.redd.it/3gmzb631p8th1.jpeg"> <br/><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wwl6jq/anon_on_marathon/">https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wwl6jq/anon_on_marathon/</a> 2026-10-03T11:42:27Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgqxl2czqzng3av8vksy54r83cpzj2mcd72xpkfxagequm6e757vszyr7r0utr7js7x02q4aek2lgzzc9l3g2uyrmk7rzntnmdavcty3sg7w9gglz Defend the Nation<br/> <img src="https://i.redd.it/v661lhmqh8th1.jpeg"> <br/><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wwkh6i/defend_the_nation/">https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wwkh6i/defend_the_nation/</a> 2026-10-03T11:01:38Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsq0lc0e9x5evp5qlwtrvjd34nzpxzkmnkz8vav8r8anxdtzzrqyxqzyr7r0utr7js7x02q4aek2lgzzc9l3g2uyrmk7rzntnmdavcty3sg7a94jfr Anon on Arthur Morgan<br/> <img src="https://i.redd.it/sfb3gpmfh8th1.jpg"> <br/><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wwkfxx/anon_on_arthur_morgan/">https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wwkfxx/anon_on_arthur_morgan/</a> 2026-10-03T10:59:52Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqszy9k76lsce55zzh6nqvsuwuvkvstl9qzlyq9f8ktlqjj2xtmmp8czyr7r0utr7js7x02q4aek2lgzzc9l3g2uyrmk7rzntnmdavcty3sg79a9f0r Hilarious At Every Size<br/> <img src="https://i.redd.it/d5594nntf8th1.jpeg"> <br/><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wwkatb/hilarious_at_every_size/">https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wwkatb/hilarious_at_every_size/</a> 2026-10-03T10:50:55Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsy6jszg7whkcg7ye2t965nrg28nqcflrxpgn3he2w78n36tcu62jczyr7r0utr7js7x02q4aek2lgzzc9l3g2uyrmk7rzntnmdavcty3sg7hxtdj2 Anon on equal work<br/> <img src="https://i.redd.it/94q3oq2wb8th1.jpeg"> <br/><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wwjy3a/anon_on_equal_work/">https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wwjy3a/anon_on_equal_work/</a> 2026-10-03T10:28:56Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqspychx77th66c4nqlz5564yhqhm8m6nptxulwzds2ehwlqr2n7dzqzyr7r0utr7js7x02q4aek2lgzzc9l3g2uyrmk7rzntnmdavcty3sg76utepe Anon owns a gym<br/> <img src="https://i.redd.it/l25n2ybu68th1.jpeg"> <br/><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wwjhvv/anon_owns_a_gym/">https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wwjhvv/anon_owns_a_gym/</a> 2026-10-03T10:00:30Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2fxwdczth9uacx3ps74dl5nejudlzyduvxt8fl8h63ftdlre47nczyr7r0utr7js7x02q4aek2lgzzc9l3g2uyrmk7rzntnmdavcty3sg7nexc65 Anon gets friendzoned<br/> <img src="https://i.redd.it/fu2tk7jrf7th1.jpeg"> <br/><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wwh4aq/anon_gets_friendzoned/">https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wwh4aq/anon_gets_friendzoned/</a> 2026-10-03T07:28:56Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstwzmuenckd4790z4t5g3320w4djfwvyaeh8sj6g65tvwusggh8lqzyr7r0utr7js7x02q4aek2lgzzc9l3g2uyrmk7rzntnmdavcty3sg77a7dnw Anon is unable to attain yellow paper.<br/> <img src="https://i.redd.it/wqfrbu03z5th1.jpeg"> <br/><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wwc083/anon_is_unable_to_attain_yellow_paper/">https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wwc083/anon_is_unable_to_attain_yellow_paper/</a> 2026-10-03T02:33:26Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsf9wkc28zyrts9sdyh7jpq6rec7nc0w3h3z8yhqfq0evlljwwv2xqzyr7r0utr7js7x02q4aek2lgzzc9l3g2uyrmk7rzntnmdavcty3sg7uh50p8 Mogged By Jacob-Rees<br/> <img src="https://i.redd.it/izfjohg7j5th1.png"> <br/><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wwacpg/mogged_by_jacobrees/">https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wwacpg/mogged_by_jacobrees/</a> 2026-10-03T01:05:23Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyl09pj6sd6cghcrlh8mgr28ngkjn3w479gxfj7ca7y2kfkyqpw8gzyr7r0utr7js7x02q4aek2lgzzc9l3g2uyrmk7rzntnmdavcty3sg7cgpkjw Malfoid&#39;s love potion<br/> <img src="https://i.redd.it/nvqdhfci65th1.png"> <br/><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1ww8xbk/malfoids_love_potion/">https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1ww8xbk/malfoids_love_potion/</a> 2026-10-02T23:53:52Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsv46egmh5trclk0dwe399pv4xl6j9zruhpzy5ns2m5nx8r9h5rrjgzyr7r0utr7js7x02q4aek2lgzzc9l3g2uyrmk7rzntnmdavcty3sg7g9y2kh Anon faces a moral dilemma<br/> <img src="https://i.redd.it/n9m7ifsrj4th1.jpeg"> <br/><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1ww65rp/anon_faces_a_moral_dilemma/">https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1ww65rp/anon_faces_a_moral_dilemma/</a> 2026-10-02T21:45:50Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvc3yzgvpm385v9lem9nlwx9amutaa6kyjqdarw0a0mpze7uq339qzyr7r0utr7js7x02q4aek2lgzzc9l3g2uyrmk7rzntnmdavcty3sg7hunzg8 the original malfoid post<br/> <img src="https://i.redd.it/d6341mv8f3th1.jpeg"> <br/><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1ww0jf4/the_original_malfoid_post/">https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1ww0jf4/the_original_malfoid_post/</a> 2026-10-02T17:58:55Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs067m0jg9g2whtw6aqldhmt6a4t5a92atj62a8khe8puptx6aqa0czyr7r0utr7js7x02q4aek2lgzzc9l3g2uyrmk7rzntnmdavcty3sg793cmlt Anon gets a promotion<br/> <img src="https://i.redd.it/x8jrzrjfozsh1.jpeg"> <br/><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wvlism/anon_gets_a_promotion/">https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wvlism/anon_gets_a_promotion/</a> 2026-10-02T05:24:21Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxe5fxds0dz03jmen622kgcwyrl4u3a39gcv050r8dmd9megwn6qczyr7r0utr7js7x02q4aek2lgzzc9l3g2uyrmk7rzntnmdavcty3sg7zzp9rx I personally love and hate random crits but I will never want them gone<br/> <img src="https://i.redd.it/8jp4m03dozsh1.jpeg"> <br/><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wvlhsv/i_personally_love_and_hate_random_crits_but_i/">https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wvlhsv/i_personally_love_and_hate_random_crits_but_i/</a> 2026-10-02T05:22:40Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0sg2n2xf7vntzal5zlppyjvswsrv07ense05ezx25znywqss56jqzyr7r0utr7js7x02q4aek2lgzzc9l3g2uyrmk7rzntnmdavcty3sg7faudm9 An Interesting Way to Survive<br/> <img src="https://i.redd.it/5r1u2oxyizsh1.jpeg"> <br/><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wvkyua/an_interesting_way_to_survive/">https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wvkyua/an_interesting_way_to_survive/</a> 2026-10-02T04:52:26Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9utkppvy9dpph3ha88q28ezqhrurg424cfa2egp4eagjy4dr604qzyr7r0utr7js7x02q4aek2lgzzc9l3g2uyrmk7rzntnmdavcty3sg7r3pva5 Anon accepts an invitation to drink with a coworker<br/> <img src="https://i.redd.it/kdszq9swczsh1.jpeg"> <br/><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wvkdmi/anon_accepts_an_invitation_to_drink_with_a/">https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wvkdmi/anon_accepts_an_invitation_to_drink_with_a/</a> 2026-10-02T04:18:31Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqst0c8c88putlwmahw4tssgr5rvwdez7jdyn83y3w5wtgtmz0f2gugzyr7r0utr7js7x02q4aek2lgzzc9l3g2uyrmk7rzntnmdavcty3sg74t9dxs Anon has a strange meaning to the term &#34;expired&#34;<br/> <img src="https://i.redd.it/z9do0ljwazsh1.jpeg"> <br/><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wvk70d/anon_has_a_strange_meaning_to_the_term_expired/">https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wvk70d/anon_has_a_strange_meaning_to_the_term_expired/</a> 2026-10-02T04:08:20Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2uve6shztjnwpwhj4key3ec4lhjvt9frzmrzz5mkt4ngnpjeq7aszyr7r0utr7js7x02q4aek2lgzzc9l3g2uyrmk7rzntnmdavcty3sg7u4kc6p Grand Vibrations<br/> <img src="https://i.redd.it/wb5l1v84dysh1.png"> <br/><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wvgg50/grand_vibrations/">https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wvgg50/grand_vibrations/</a> 2026-10-02T00:58:21Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs90pavq3za798nex9gqv98ckd80a5lfq4a7py0zvgn7gs7j86ld3qzyr7r0utr7js7x02q4aek2lgzzc9l3g2uyrmk7rzntnmdavcty3sg773y7na State mandated girlfriend but it&#39;s monkey pawed.<br/> <img src="https://i.redd.it/wslq01oskxsh1.jpeg"> <br/><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wvd0wq/state_mandated_girlfriend_but_its_monkey_pawed/">https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wvd0wq/state_mandated_girlfriend_but_its_monkey_pawed/</a> 2026-10-01T22:19:06Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdcj2yslkxt60v4t2lffyv3eeqvazws2ljc0cdf5mwqcp7h3vdd5czyr7r0utr7js7x02q4aek2lgzzc9l3g2uyrmk7rzntnmdavcty3sg7rshyxl The Lord of the Steam<br/> <img src="https://i.redd.it/navyxajkaxsh1.jpeg"> <br/><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wvbpeg/the_lord_of_the_steam/">https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wvbpeg/the_lord_of_the_steam/</a> 2026-10-01T21:22:21Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs08lmwtcthvgqf7w5gwamat3f6vpdkk2t2nark7j3cu7j0ylrq36czyr7r0utr7js7x02q4aek2lgzzc9l3g2uyrmk7rzntnmdavcty3sg7h4sm07 Anon even google said who?<br/> <img src="https://i.redd.it/qu1vevsiywsh1.png"> <br/><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wva1bh/anon_even_google_said_who/">https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wva1bh/anon_even_google_said_who/</a> 2026-10-01T20:14:42Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqa5vrjhfjhusvdgz4tkeeu3k8v4pe94w2gv0l0z7pmxrvaq8893szyr7r0utr7js7x02q4aek2lgzzc9l3g2uyrmk7rzntnmdavcty3sg78uwfkr Anons take on the ongoing Cornell case<br/> <img src="https://i.redd.it/8ntgu3i8vwsh1.jpeg"> <br/><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wv9jsc/anons_take_on_the_ongoing_cornell_case/">https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wv9jsc/anons_take_on_the_ongoing_cornell_case/</a> 2026-10-01T19:55:58Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs90xwppss8s90hzdc2u66cwq9vaqfcrkfd5velmatg7hthlrws70szyr7r0utr7js7x02q4aek2lgzzc9l3g2uyrmk7rzntnmdavcty3sg7tclp2f Anon hates Hanna-Barbera&#39;s Speed Buggy<br/> <img src="https://i.redd.it/d0zufcw9pwsh1.jpg"> <br/><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wv8ogc/anon_hates_hannabarberas_speed_buggy/">https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wv8ogc/anon_hates_hannabarberas_speed_buggy/</a> 2026-10-01T19:22:26Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdlae4yf6x3653wcml8zqs52fa5da99lqz9ph4m3wrzfw0lpnzzlczyr7r0utr7js7x02q4aek2lgzzc9l3g2uyrmk7rzntnmdavcty3sg7jtfnu6 Anon gets scammed by a fake Sam Elliott.<br/> <img src="https://i.redd.it/5getfi6jnwsh1.png"> <br/><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wv8f5x/anon_gets_scammed_by_a_fake_sam_elliott/">https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wv8f5x/anon_gets_scammed_by_a_fake_sam_elliott/</a> 2026-10-01T19:13:01Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2l9n6vxmyznud2wttwxsn3lr2y8adwvg9f2rnt2wv7txfluyu45gzyr7r0utr7js7x02q4aek2lgzzc9l3g2uyrmk7rzntnmdavcty3sg74h65nq Kirby GCN, Star Wars 1313 and Earthbound 64<br/> <img src="https://i.redd.it/u9jo2fqa8wsh1.jpeg"> <br/><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wv657x/kirby_gcn_star_wars_1313_and_earthbound_64/">https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wv657x/kirby_gcn_star_wars_1313_and_earthbound_64/</a> 2026-10-01T17:47:17Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswrj4hun0pjarmce53u8rh55pat2ez5mlglppq8v2pt0vdfpdjjpszyr7r0utr7js7x02q4aek2lgzzc9l3g2uyrmk7rzntnmdavcty3sg77j87cz IJN Mikura<br/> <img src="https://i.redd.it/cc3d4vok0vsh1.jpeg"> <br/><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wuzrnw/ijn_mikura/">https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wuzrnw/ijn_mikura/</a> 2026-10-01T13:42:16Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvnsyzmjth7vaasfpe7ptx2s65pm9earm4vqxzunfhzs8zn8dap3gzyr7r0utr7js7x02q4aek2lgzzc9l3g2uyrmk7rzntnmdavcty3sg7ln32dg Was he rational?<br/> <img src="https://i.redd.it/2pypl4ozmush1.jpeg"> <br/><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wuy3ux/was_he_rational/">https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wuy3ux/was_he_rational/</a> 2026-10-01T12:27:05Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsg5cuydhmyhy23da3m9gxpfg297ucjnkfashaty3zjl229cfmca6szyr7r0utr7js7x02q4aek2lgzzc9l3g2uyrmk7rzntnmdavcty3sg74vdxad Poop Scoop Maloop<br/> <img src="https://i.redd.it/jr81af9t2ush1.jpeg"> <br/><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wuvynf/poop_scoop_maloop/">https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wuvynf/poop_scoop_maloop/</a> 2026-10-01T10:32:58Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqst8vm9lr56mcqs2r0flv0x3r0uql6eleg0f7qqrqv69ufwz98m5jczyr7r0utr7js7x02q4aek2lgzzc9l3g2uyrmk7rzntnmdavcty3sg7hragm4 Anon gets friendzoned<br/> <img src="https://i.redd.it/xq9lfbblptsh1.jpeg"> <br/><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wuurzn/anon_gets_friendzoned/">https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wuurzn/anon_gets_friendzoned/</a> 2026-10-01T09:18:56Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqjy9ac3jspr2p4tvpm6djqdty98es9c20uuk5hh5sylhzytsrfcgzyr7r0utr7js7x02q4aek2lgzzc9l3g2uyrmk7rzntnmdavcty3sg7l59gyl EU is killing video games<br/> <img src="https://i.redd.it/62erog30ktsh1.png"> <br/><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wuuaqv/eu_is_killing_video_games/">https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wuuaqv/eu_is_killing_video_games/</a> 2026-10-01T08:47:56Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8lrrxndn2cz37exj6zm7zs6d9qh3xy2nulgsc8j5fena4ux4jgmqzyr7r0utr7js7x02q4aek2lgzzc9l3g2uyrmk7rzntnmdavcty3sg7qe46wr Normalize being an adult<br/> <img src="https://i.redd.it/tfdsnibp0tsh1.jpeg"> <br/><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wusmg6/normalize_being_an_adult/">https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wusmg6/normalize_being_an_adult/</a> 2026-10-01T06:59:29Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsym5q2n65xautx7j4e3ttxjtysprg3h5mdrx9udxn0m38q77fedaczyr7r0utr7js7x02q4aek2lgzzc9l3g2uyrmk7rzntnmdavcty3sg7hfzajj Anon listens to music<br/> <img src="https://i.redd.it/igsda8xzvssh1.png"> <br/><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wus79r/anon_listens_to_music/">https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wus79r/anon_listens_to_music/</a> 2026-10-01T06:32:59Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2j2h8umxn94eh48atq70kn5jpsnx2m92khtkfsq5tw6xs50p9qkgzyr7r0utr7js7x02q4aek2lgzzc9l3g2uyrmk7rzntnmdavcty3sg7yfk0jp Anon has sex<br/> <img src="https://i.redd.it/0j3zez95hssh1.jpeg"> <br/><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wuqtzb/anon_has_sex/">https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wuqtzb/anon_has_sex/</a> 2026-10-01T05:09:49Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0empajtrwknv7faazkmh098hrfeyl0x5yqesnfg04mqs52z0nxhczyr7r0utr7js7x02q4aek2lgzzc9l3g2uyrmk7rzntnmdavcty3sg7pegrrp Anon reliving a past regret<br/> <img src="https://i.redd.it/ovf8hdlrfrsh1.jpeg"> <br/><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wumv9v/anon_reliving_a_past_regret/">https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wumv9v/anon_reliving_a_past_regret/</a> 2026-10-01T01:40:16Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyeldgsdl0u0hqlmjxy043f5gl9k2v2uprsfls60yqgzjd35ej03qzyr7r0utr7js7x02q4aek2lgzzc9l3g2uyrmk7rzntnmdavcty3sg770p5q0 I just want a Renaissance of Newgrounds flash games<br/> <img src="https://i.redd.it/p07zdl4larsh1.jpeg"> <br/><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wuma1x/i_just_want_a_renaissance_of_newgrounds_flash/">https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wuma1x/i_just_want_a_renaissance_of_newgrounds_flash/</a> 2026-10-01T01:11:12Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyv64uy69cpp58wn7ww30uhgn898l4uunx90m8lyf0tjpmtn9yecszyr7r0utr7js7x02q4aek2lgzzc9l3g2uyrmk7rzntnmdavcty3sg7zgynxt Viva la revolución<br/> <img src="https://i.redd.it/jconcseo3rsh1.jpeg"> <br/><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wulh2n/viva_la_revoluci%C3%B3n/">https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wulh2n/viva_la_revoluci%C3%B3n/</a> 2026-10-01T00:32:29Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqz24enuwymzxpxwdag3hvjg3yquffwxaahujzgx5sx2lh2esn93szyr7r0utr7js7x02q4aek2lgzzc9l3g2uyrmk7rzntnmdavcty3sg7h4xevv Are you ready for ze new world order?<br/> <img src="https://i.redd.it/bki1bf0fkqsh1.png"> <br/><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wuj5w4/are_you_ready_for_ze_new_world_order/">https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wuj5w4/are_you_ready_for_ze_new_world_order/</a> 2026-09-30T22:45:06Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsw2v4aruu2u9jvwcuze4m35v0nrk9qjpem2g9l64ecmh479xvrhdszyr7r0utr7js7x02q4aek2lgzzc9l3g2uyrmk7rzntnmdavcty3sg7jncd7e Did you really censor<br/> <img src="https://i.redd.it/7mq2bergfqsh1.png"> <br/><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wuij28/did_you_really_censor/">https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wuij28/did_you_really_censor/</a> 2026-09-30T22:17:02Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsx8e6jw67e33748jp7rvk4m4w9smw0cfa8hwy5g2uq968p9jclzwgzyr7r0utr7js7x02q4aek2lgzzc9l3g2uyrmk7rzntnmdavcty3sg776g2hw Kissiess virgin<br/> <img src="https://i.redd.it/la2057umdqsh1.png"> <br/><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wuib86/kissiess_virgin/">https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wuib86/kissiess_virgin/</a> 2026-09-30T22:07:38Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsv0qc5djgjjr39p776ggwq4d5f5uyzjlhtheg8u39ys2e2hmjfp7czyr7r0utr7js7x02q4aek2lgzzc9l3g2uyrmk7rzntnmdavcty3sg7lcnuyf Anon starts a new job<br/> <img src="https://i.redd.it/ri6wnh2jzosh1.png"> <br/><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wub21k/anon_starts_a_new_job/">https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1wub21k/anon_starts_a_new_job/</a> 2026-09-30T17:26:01Z