Nostr notes by Davey :sugar_approved:

new meta in the 🐌 community ...

2026-11-08T22:23:48Z

new meta in the 🐌 community

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2026-11-06T03:13:30Z

recency bias is a bigger problem than it used to be

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2026-11-01T16:38:53Z

the gender neutral version of goth gf is partnoir

let them in ...

2026-10-13T00:29:15Z

let them in

what a freak haha is he single ...

2026-10-11T23:51:36Z

what a freak haha is he single

I don't hate technology, i just hate generative AI. I want ...

2026-10-10T01:59:38Z

I don't hate technology, i just hate generative AI.

I want hi-tech transportation so we can move people and things efficiently. I want hi-tech water and power systems that are safe and reliable. I want hi-tech medical equipment for people and animals. and I want messy, imperfect, weird, human art

I refuse to believe the cost of installing, maintaining, and ...

2026-10-07T04:00:29Z

I refuse to believe the cost of installing, maintaining, and upgrading ticket machines, providing paper tickets, and enforcing ticket-only riding is a cost savings vs just making public transit free to hop on

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2026-10-04T21:30:29Z

getting committed for being cringe. being sent to the awk ward

I love boycotting because I already can't afford to buy jack ...

2026-10-03T21:27:35Z

I love boycotting because I already can't afford to buy jack shit

I love when my body makes a noise I've never heard before. ...

2026-10-03T21:14:31Z

I love when my body makes a noise I've never heard before. like what organ was that. who's in there

soup of the day implies a darker, possibly lewd, soup of the ...

2026-10-01T22:14:08Z

soup of the day implies a darker, possibly lewd, soup of the night

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2026-09-30T23:47:19Z

:bing: tarot best deck compositions

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2026-09-30T23:29:06Z

doing a furniture tier list. I think beds are slept on

fixed this hateful meme I found ...

2026-09-24T04:18:53Z

fixed this hateful meme I found

when you are too pure for this world ...

2026-09-20T19:52:06Z

when you are too pure for this world

"do you see it?" it's toading "loading?" did ...

2026-09-07T21:38:32Z

"do you see it?"

it's toading

"loading?"

did I stutter

me enjoying my own posts ...

2026-08-16T16:53:45Z

me enjoying my own posts

never ask a woman, her age a man, his salary or an indie ...

2026-07-25T21:56:05Z

never ask a woman, her age

a man, his salary

or an indie musician, why their parents' names are blue on wikipedia

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2026-07-25T21:49:52Z

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2026-07-25T19:28:53Z

don't tell coach but I've only been giving 100%

🎶 I find it problematic I find it kinda cap the dreams I'm ...

2026-07-25T19:28:27Z

🎶 I find it problematic
I find it kinda cap
the dreams I'm unalived in
lowkey kinda slap

oh you're a people pleaser? name three people who are pleased ...

2026-07-09T16:57:46Z

oh you're a people pleaser? name three people who are pleased with you

praying for the strength of whatever illness mitch mcconnell is ...

2026-07-01T21:25:25Z

praying for the strength of whatever illness mitch mcconnell is fighting

people say comparing yourself to social media makes you feel bad ...

2026-07-01T21:17:39Z

people say comparing yourself to social media makes you feel bad but nothing makes me feel smarter than reading a single relationship post on reddit dot com

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2026-06-30T16:28:12Z

defund paw patrol

showing this to my amygdala ...

2026-06-29T20:51:59Z

showing this to my amygdala

check out this exquisite fuck ...

2026-06-24T16:58:09Z

check out this exquisite fuck

not much hope for this but desperate at this point. ...

2026-06-23T21:20:59Z

not much hope for this but desperate at this point. :blobcatfearful:

looking for basically anything remote in cybersecurity. :ms_robot:

i was a SOC Analyst previously and i have a degree, experience, excellent time management etc. #getfedihired

thanks for humoring me

the problem with getting all my ducks in a row is that sometimes ...

2026-06-23T16:34:16Z

the problem with getting all my ducks in a row is that sometimes new and chaotic ducks will spawn in my life without warning, and sometimes a previously docile duck will develop an uncontrollable urge for mischief

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2026-05-20T18:03:44Z

issue with rock paper scissors is there is no healer class

you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like ...

2026-05-13T23:28:32Z

you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

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2026-05-06T17:48:57Z

I'd like to submit a bug report. I saw a ladybug today

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2026-05-05T21:50:35Z

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I love the concept of dopamine fasting because zoomers have given ...

2026-05-04T00:20:15Z

I love the concept of dopamine fasting because zoomers have given a cooler name to being bored

saw a guy at the store in a grey hoodie buying 4 identical grey ...

2026-05-02T20:44:12Z

saw a guy at the store in a grey hoodie buying 4 identical grey hoodies. what's happening there. what's his story

if I boost a post, it means I agree with everything that user ...

2026-05-02T00:25:18Z

if I boost a post, it means I agree with everything that user will ever say or ever has said, and trust them to make medical decisions for me should I become incapacitated

fed ducks today with other queers ...

2026-05-02T00:10:13Z

fed ducks today with other queers

big news for the salmon drug market ...

2026-04-24T22:44:41Z

big news for the salmon drug market

when the chip bag isn't glossy you can tell they've ...

2026-02-16T05:51:00Z

when the chip bag isn't glossy you can tell they've really done something to this corn product that makes it wholesome

stay ahead of your debate opponent by simply being correct about ...

2026-02-07T02:35:51Z

stay ahead of your debate opponent by simply being correct about politics. follow me for more tips

future earth vacation #daveysart #Jangluary ...

2026-01-24T04:40:40Z

future earth vacation #daveysart #Jangluary

roses are red coca-cola made surge ...

2026-01-21T03:31:16Z

roses are red
coca-cola made surge

queer friend groups are like ...

2026-01-20T21:54:44Z

queer friend groups are like

analonging #daveysart #Jangluary ...

2026-01-19T15:21:55Z

analonging #daveysart #Jangluary

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2026-01-19T14:58:57Z

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2026-01-19T01:09:04Z

pronouncing the canoe in volcanoes

due to the economy the back of the mullet is no longer ...

2026-01-18T21:58:04Z

due to the economy the back of the mullet is no longer business-free and has started doordashing

heavenly bodies 2bodies #daveysart #Jangluary ...

2026-01-14T01:02:25Z

heavenly bodies 2bodies #daveysart #Jangluary

let him cook ...

2026-01-12T20:16:32Z

let him cook

the horrors are no longer beyond my comprehension, but ...

2026-01-09T17:45:57Z

the horrors are no longer beyond my comprehension, but comprehending the horrors has created its own problem

in these new year times, important to remember that exercise ...

2026-01-06T00:03:36Z

in these new year times, important to remember that exercise should be a celebration of what your body can do, not a punishment for eating

from here #daveysart #Jangluary ...

2026-01-04T05:01:44Z

from here #daveysart #Jangluary

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2026-01-03T02:28:16Z

how am I supposed to read the room without my subtitles

#plushie gang assemble ...

2025-12-25T16:48:17Z

#plushie gang assemble

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2025-12-21T19:26:32Z

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2025-12-15T02:30:31Z

pronouncing popsicles like it's a greek god

sing us a song you're the piano man ...

2025-12-13T16:47:27Z

sing us a song you're the piano man

roses are red cats have 9 lives ...

2025-11-21T19:16:39Z

roses are red
cats have 9 lives

black friday 2025 in one image ...

2025-11-20T03:02:00Z

black friday 2025 in one image

sorry politics fedi I'll continue to read MTG as magic the ...

2025-11-15T21:12:41Z

sorry politics fedi I'll continue to read MTG as magic the gathering and remain confused

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2025-11-15T02:05:21Z

oroborous can have a little oroborous, as a treat

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2025-11-06T02:53:16Z

i'm a polymath. i'll fuck all the numbers

I hate when packages advertise "contains 0 calories" like ...

2025-10-27T00:32:08Z

I hate when packages advertise "contains 0 calories" like oh sorry I thought this was food

"your man looks like he drops common loot when he dies" ...

2025-10-09T21:36:40Z

"your man looks like he drops common loot when he dies" still the most brutal takedown I've ever heard

i don't know who needs to hear this, but ...

2025-09-10T02:09:53Z

i don't know who needs to hear this, but

oh yeah I read theory ...

2025-09-05T20:07:21Z

oh yeah I read theory

fuck i keep finding bumper stickers that i need ...

2025-06-17T21:30:03Z

fuck i keep finding bumper stickers that i need

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2025-06-16T21:00:51Z

pronouncing luncheon like it's an eveelution

out there #daveysart #MonthofGlune ...

2025-06-13T02:30:28Z

out there #daveysart #MonthofGlune

"small business owner" but it's having a small group ...

2025-06-05T16:14:38Z

"small business owner" but it's having a small group of ferrets

roses are red in 2016 i voted for bernie ...

2025-05-19T22:34:08Z

roses are red
in 2016 i voted for bernie

science explain this ...

2025-04-03T23:01:03Z

science explain this

some may wonder why my follower count is so high but it is an ...

2025-01-20T04:55:53Z

some may wonder why my follower count is so high but it is an illusion. when you join the fediverse you are automatically following me like tom myspace. then i post some shit like "sharktank vibrating bedpan with bidet attachment for the complete hands-free experience for pro gamers", and they drop off

sucks that healthcare in the us is in such a state that if you ...

2025-01-09T23:38:00Z

sucks that healthcare in the us is in such a state that if you walked in on your roomie in the kitchen livestreaming their feet in a bowl of jello and they looked up at you and said "medical bill" you would just quietly nod and leave the room

it's 2024 and if you end a call with your health insurance ...

2025-01-09T23:33:23Z

it's 2024 and if you end a call with your health insurance support line by playing the theme from luigi's mansion through the phone you can get arrested

guy in the time period i traveled back to: i don't know what any of those words mean

media really struggling to present a clear and balanced coverage ...

2024-12-24T00:49:21Z

media really struggling to present a clear and balanced coverage of the fact that, were he free right now, our boy Luigi would never live a day on this earth with an unsucked dick

roses are red oak trees are brown autism speaks canada is ...

2024-12-17T23:57:22Z

roses are red
oak trees are brown
autism speaks canada is shutting down

"that's unrealistic" is such odd criticism to give ...

2024-12-16T18:43:04Z

"that's unrealistic" is such odd criticism to give drawn erotica. if i was looking for harsh realism i wouldn't be watching two caked up cowgirls going at it, learn to appreciate a little whimsy

original content ...

2024-12-07T10:52:12Z

original content

made a tiny tea shop! ✨️ 🍵 my favorite so far :blobaww: ...

2024-10-20T15:55:08Z

made a tiny tea shop! ✨️ 🍵 my favorite so far :blobaww: #craftstodon #miniature

moved to a swing state but no one in this bar wants me to fuck ...

2024-10-17T21:26:38Z

moved to a swing state but no one in this bar wants me to fuck their wife

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2024-10-08T22:27:17Z

anything worth doing is worth half-assing

do you think there's ever been a gay orgy in the oscar meyer ...

2024-10-07T22:32:57Z

do you think there's ever been a gay orgy in the oscar meyer wienermobile or is it's true calling still unfulfilled

even if I'm interested in the product i won't click your ...

2024-10-02T18:04:30Z

even if I'm interested in the product i won't click your ad. I'll search for it. fuck your marketing, fuck your analytics

critical support ...

2024-09-06T01:24:47Z

critical support

the ford fiesta is the associate's degree subaru WRX. i will ...

2024-08-27T16:01:43Z

the ford fiesta is the associate's degree subaru WRX. i will not be taking questions at this time.

the safety dance when the OSHA violating dance shows up ...

2024-08-26T22:32:43Z

the safety dance when the OSHA violating dance shows up :blobsweats:

i keep my ass and my hard drives wiped for the same reason: the ...

2024-08-19T16:15:02Z

i keep my ass and my hard drives wiped for the same reason: the government

finished another #miniature this one is a whole house in a ...

2024-08-19T03:51:28Z

finished another #miniature this one is a whole house in a traditional Chinese style - biggest one I've made so far! #craftstodon

@npub1a4g…yuyx :zoomeyes:

2024-08-16T22:25:54Z

In reply to nevent1q…tkuv
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npub1a4gwhruv89l4qm8qfsv84rft0rngd4ry0h4f472pc5ns0qz5gfcs62yuyx (npub1a4g…yuyx) :zoomeyes:

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2024-08-16T22:24:15Z

imagine heterosexual pop :cursedemoji:

how does anyone write a period piece. i run out of ink in like a ...

2024-08-14T23:19:50Z

how does anyone write a period piece. i run out of ink in like a week

diet guru: early humans were so healthy because they ate a ...

2024-07-31T18:00:00Z

diet guru: early humans were so healthy because they ate a complete balanced diet, unlike the processed slop we eat today

early human: if these plants don't make me shit my brains out like the last ones i may live long enough to fuck

i made a tiny cofe shop #craftstodon #miniature ...

2024-07-28T01:39:33Z

i made a tiny cofe shop #craftstodon #miniature

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2024-07-20T23:03:10Z

https://gizmodo.com/pornhub-pulls-out-of-nebraska-2000476879

perfect headline, no notes

myco-llage #daveysart ...

2024-07-16T00:02:00Z

myco-llage #daveysart

ass tools #daveysart ...

2024-07-15T23:59:04Z

ass tools #daveysart

weather app a silly little optimist ...

2024-07-13T15:41:20Z

weather app a silly little optimist

@npub18lj…80hq that little arrow on the fuel gauge tells you ...

2024-07-12T00:52:28Z

In reply to nevent1q…s85x
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npub18ljjwuh8vt0lrh3fe3vsefddt40u297gtsk3d4v4ywhjnvms9zfqy480hq (npub18lj…80hq) that little arrow on the fuel gauge tells you what side the gas cap is on

if you leave a delicious pie on your windowsill and the ...

2024-07-07T18:52:26Z

if you leave a delicious pie on your windowsill and the delightful smell lifts me up and carries me to it that's on you. i am not trespassing when this happens