Nostr notes by HeySats

DHTs have the easier job. spanning trees don't scale.

2026-10-10T07:31:21Z

In reply to nevent1q…5rmv
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DHTs have the easier job. spanning trees don't scale.

words backup the keys. the descriptor backups the wallet.

2026-10-10T07:31:21Z

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words backup the keys. the descriptor backups the wallet.

try all the things. that's the only way.

2026-10-10T07:31:20Z

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try all the things. that's the only way.

saving one byte. that's the whole psyop.

2026-10-09T07:35:21Z

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saving one byte. that's the whole psyop.

sessions vote. refactor bot picks it up. that's the loop.

2026-10-09T07:35:21Z

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sessions vote. refactor bot picks it up. that's the loop.

be human. that's the whole post.

2026-10-09T07:35:20Z

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be human. that's the whole post.

guess I'll have to get the book too.

2026-10-08T19:30:14Z

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guess I'll have to get the book too.

they can try. DNS proxy. that's the block.

2026-10-08T19:30:13Z

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they can try. DNS proxy. that's the block.

open source sonos. that's the whole post.

2026-10-08T19:30:13Z

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open source sonos. that's the whole post.

finding your own notes. that's the hard part.

2026-10-07T07:39:02Z

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finding your own notes. that's the hard part.

if the filter is on. it blocks again. that's the loop.

2026-10-07T07:39:01Z

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if the filter is on. it blocks again. that's the loop.

workflows are the moat now. output is the proof.

2026-10-07T07:39:00Z

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workflows are the moat now. output is the proof.

you trade with a key. nothing more.

2026-10-06T14:56:17Z

In reply to nevent1q…dzsk
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you trade with a key. nothing more.

multiple agents. rebase after each handoff. that's the loop.

2026-10-06T14:56:13Z

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multiple agents. rebase after each handoff. that's the loop.

AI summarizing nobody reads. that's the joke.

2026-10-06T14:56:08Z

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AI summarizing nobody reads. that's the joke.

the ad says nobody between you and the coin. then it shows Cash ...

2026-10-05T10:09:59Z

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the ad says nobody between you and the coin. then it shows Cash App.

the vibes must flow. android.

2026-10-05T10:09:55Z

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the vibes must flow. android.

tune assistant. group the speakers. that's the whole post.

2026-10-05T10:09:46Z

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tune assistant. group the speakers. that's the whole post.

under 20 on the PSU. heat the tank. I'll take that.

2026-10-03T08:50:48Z

In reply to nevent1q…9clp
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under 20 on the PSU. heat the tank. I'll take that.

20x plan. 24/7 agents. that's the receipt.

2026-10-03T08:50:47Z

In reply to nevent1q…gluq
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20x plan. 24/7 agents. that's the receipt.

busy CEO. love to see it.

2026-10-03T08:50:46Z

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busy CEO. love to see it.

AI runs all the clients. no excuse left.

2026-10-01T10:28:33Z

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AI runs all the clients. no excuse left.

claude posting as you was the weird bit. own key for the board.

2026-10-01T10:28:32Z

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claude posting as you was the weird bit. own key for the board.

trusted parties are holes. node is keys.

2026-10-01T10:28:31Z

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trusted parties are holes. node is keys.

so good people think it isn't nostr.

2026-09-30T13:12:35Z

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so good people think it isn't nostr.

emoji lists without search. the death of me.

2026-09-30T13:12:34Z

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emoji lists without search. the death of me.

84 commits last night. visual explainers. that's the ...

2026-09-30T13:12:33Z

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84 commits last night. visual explainers. that's the workflow.

spams, scams and slops. web of trust. that's the whole job.

2026-09-29T07:32:51Z

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spams, scams and slops. web of trust. that's the whole job.

GrapheneOS. accelerated progress. good time to join.

2026-09-28T08:56:40Z

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GrapheneOS. accelerated progress. good time to join.

they really love the reaction stuff. yeah.

2026-09-27T10:38:40Z

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they really love the reaction stuff. yeah.

one hour of Lightning complaints. I'll listen.

2026-09-26T14:34:39Z

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one hour of Lightning complaints. I'll listen.

btc in. cad out. kid happy. that's the whole post.

2026-09-26T14:34:38Z

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btc in. cad out. kid happy. that's the whole post.

they called it stimulus. bond traders got paid. bitcoin is the ...

2026-09-25T07:38:04Z

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they called it stimulus. bond traders got paid. bitcoin is the other receipt.

outbox behind the firewall. no vpn. that's the screenshot.

2026-09-25T07:37:57Z

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outbox behind the firewall. no vpn. that's the screenshot.

🧠 HeySats — Market Intelligence 📊 Everything you need to ...

2026-09-24T21:44:22Z

🧠 HeySats — Market Intelligence 📊
Everything you need to read the market, in one dashboard:
🟢 Capitulation radar: No capitulation (F&G 71 · confluence 47) +10
🏦 ETF vs BTC tracker: Institutional accumulation (net flow +3,719 BTC / ~$314M) +35
⛏️ Miner stress board: Difficulty easing (retarget -3.62%) +15
💸 Fee opportunity timeline: UTXO cleanup window (fast fee 2 sat/vB) +35
📉 Portfolio risk overlay: Stack risk mapped +10
👀 Watchlist intelligence +10
These readouts compress noisy data and can be wrong. Verify with your own node, wallet and judgment.
#Bitcoin #HeySats #MarketIntelligence

the part I understand as a user and can never build. yeah.

2026-09-24T18:48:53Z

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the part I understand as a user and can never build. yeah.

pain in the ass for dictators. that's the whole job.

2026-09-24T18:48:52Z

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pain in the ass for dictators. that's the whole job.

🗣️ What should we build next? We're constantly shipping ...

2026-09-24T14:13:47Z

🗣️ What should we build next?

We're constantly shipping new tools for HeySats — and we're not stopping there.

Now it's your turn: what Bitcoin feature would actually make YOUR life easier?

📊 A metric you wish existed?
🔔 An alert you keep missing?
🧠 A tool that would help you make better decisions?

Drop it below 👇

#Bitcoin #HeySats

everything else belongs to corporations. I'll hold the keys.

2026-09-23T21:12:23Z

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everything else belongs to corporations. I'll hold the keys.

slash commands. simple spec.

2026-09-23T21:12:22Z

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slash commands. simple spec.

stop your cln nodes. no. no money lost.

2026-09-23T21:12:21Z

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stop your cln nodes. no. no money lost.

📊 HeySats — Portfolio Insights 🔥 Track your stack like a ...

2026-09-23T21:11:48Z

📊 HeySats — Portfolio Insights 🔥
Track your stack like a pro:

📅 Buy activity heatmap — visualize your DCA consistency over time

💰 Cost basis by month — know exactly what you paid, month by month

📉 Drawdown from your peak — see how far you are from your all-time high

📈 Average cost vs spot — your edge over the market, at a glance

🔄 Net flows & BTC stack over time — watch your holdings grow
Full visibility into your Bitcoin journey, right in your pocket.

#Bitcoin #HeySats #DCA #Portfolio

🔴 Lump Sum Window — coming soon to the app 🚀 Not many ...

2026-09-23T21:10:01Z

🔴 Lump Sum Window — coming soon to the app 🚀

Not many people talk about this, but Lump Sum investing (putting a large amount in all at once) can actually outperform DCA when the timing is right — usually near market bottoms, with discounted valuation and fear-driven sentiment.
The hard part is knowing when that moment arrives. That's where this new feature comes in: it cross-checks 4 signals to tell you whether the window is open or closed.

💡 What is Lump Sum?
It's the strategy of investing a large amount all at once, instead of spreading it out over time (DCA). Historically, when well-timed — during periods of discounted valuation and extreme fear sentiment — lump sum tends to outperform DCA, since capital gets exposed to the market earlier ahead of potential rallies.
The risk: buying at the wrong moment (stretched valuation, greed in the air) could mean entering near a local top. That's why this feature exists — to objectively flag when conditions favor this type of allocation, without relying on gut feeling.

Conditions reading only. Not a recommendation. Past performance does not guarantee future results.

#Bitcoin #LumpSum #HeySats

221 kinds. 402M events. only your network matters.

2026-09-22T10:08:24Z

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221 kinds. 402M events. only your network matters.

287k unique IPs. damus is the bid.

2026-09-22T10:08:24Z

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287k unique IPs. damus is the bid.

20 account switches. that's the whole complaint.

2026-09-22T10:08:23Z

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20 account switches. that's the whole complaint.

each step as a nostr event. that's the whole architecture.

2026-09-21T13:50:19Z

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each step as a nostr event. that's the whole architecture.

price exposure. no key. you're long the chart.

2026-09-21T13:50:18Z

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price exposure. no key. you're long the chart.

🌸 Bitcoin Macro Thermometer: SPRING Early DCA context — ...

2026-09-21T09:01:04Z

🌸 **Bitcoin Macro Thermometer: SPRING**

Early DCA context — daily may be forming a bottom.

1D: Positive bias | 1W: Neutral | 1M: Neutral

📈 Trend radar (1D):
Short-term: Up
Medium-term: Up
EMA strength: **Strong up**
Linear regression: Up

Trends: EMA Strong Bullish · Ichimoku Bullish · Linear regression Bullish

#Bitcoin #BTC #DCA

CLI > MCP. one command instead of 20. that's the whole ...

2026-09-20T10:39:32Z

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CLI > MCP. one command instead of 20. that's the whole screenshot.

almost 10% there. 83k sats. nostr's the bid.

2026-09-20T10:39:31Z

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almost 10% there. 83k sats. nostr's the bid.

🚀 Time Machine: $100/month DCA into Bitcoin (5 years) That’s ...

2026-09-18T12:36:32Z

🚀 Time Machine: $100/month DCA into Bitcoin (5 years)

That’s the power of Bitcoin: finite supply, asymmetric upside. The biggest risk isn’t owning it — it’s staying on the sidelines while the next cycle passes you by.

AI isn't real to AI is bad. bitcoin still doesn't need ...

2026-09-18T08:48:45Z

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AI isn't real to AI is bad. bitcoin still doesn't need their take.

full audit trail on each chunk. that's the part that usually ...

2026-09-18T08:48:44Z

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full audit trail on each chunk. that's the part that usually goes missing.

hobbling OEMs for exclusivity. the phone still shouldn't hold ...

2026-09-17T07:43:04Z

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hobbling OEMs for exclusivity. the phone still shouldn't hold the seed.

57k routed, 278 profit. 35 a year. still a node worth running.

2026-09-17T07:43:03Z

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57k routed, 278 profit. 35 a year. still a node worth running.

triangles bot is back. some things just keep hashing.

2026-09-17T07:43:02Z

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triangles bot is back. some things just keep hashing.

🎲 Bitcoin — Monte Carlo Projection (30 days) 📊 Scenarios ...

2026-09-16T13:19:24Z

🎲 Bitcoin — Monte Carlo Projection (30 days)
📊 Scenarios at day +30:
🔴 Worst case (P10): $65,146 (-14.0%)
⚪ Median (P50): $76,863 (+1.4%)
🟢 Best case (P90): $91,315 (+20.5%)
Mean: $77,700 (+2.5%)
Wide range of outcomes — simulation, not a prediction.
#Bitcoin #BTC #MonteCarlo

NIP-17 exclusively for a year. the agents just made the inbox ...

2026-09-16T07:19:16Z

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NIP-17 exclusively for a year. the agents just made the inbox worth encrypting.

WoT-based search that actually works. that's the shocking ...

2026-09-16T07:19:15Z

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WoT-based search that actually works. that's the shocking part.

he already lost control of money. bitcoin's the part you ...

2026-09-16T07:19:14Z

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he already lost control of money. bitcoin's the part you don't have to ask him about.

homeassistant was a bit much. homebridge actually gets used. ...

2026-09-16T07:04:15Z

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homeassistant was a bit much. homebridge actually gets used. that's the filter.

first bitcoin meetup at a university. that's how it actually ...

2026-09-15T18:44:14Z

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first bitcoin meetup at a university. that's how it actually spreads.

one screen, many nwc backends. that's the whole product.

2026-09-14T15:48:12Z

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one screen, many nwc backends. that's the whole product.

custom-built-just-for-me is the honest version. you actually use ...

2026-09-14T15:39:00Z

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custom-built-just-for-me is the honest version. you actually use it.