2026-08-23T09:13:44Z https://njump.me isol https://njump.me/npub1nel9zp5ev8c0h2grh6rjkhcjgff83z3mscf3a3l2x7fjwy8qhcesj52tkf https://o.mastodon.au/accounts/avatars/113/228/677/496/632/840/original/8cc05f88d505904d.jpg https://o.mastodon.au/accounts/avatars/113/228/677/496/632/840/original/8cc05f88d505904d.jpg https://njump.me/nevent1qqsduxm3m6hv2rr4nq7ks0ve7dj66989r6n356uuyp07k386qpthnzszyz08u5gxn9slp7afqwlgw26lzfp9y7y28wrpx8k8agmexfcsuzlrx6jveun In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszuppua72qet4vja6a0rc9j0l8yyc08efm8xam4lfmmem3kwzvfcchkzmnt'>nevent1q…zmnt</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Very non-seriously:<br/>Melt down a cybertruck, then spend some (considerable) time with a roller and draw plate. 🤪<br/><br/>Now I&#39;m wondering if the guys I went to uni with in the early &#39;80s ever finished the chainmail they were making in every lecture… 2026-08-26T08:50:30Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdtxmv4lhv6ynmtw9ymwulweja5ygnpg4my8shvy69d6up0tsrknczyz08u5gxn9slp7afqwlgw26lzfp9y7y28wrpx8k8agmexfcsuzlrxynr6de In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsxv6c4sgkpl03eetsja6kjaq3zy5ps7hcxp9kfcwh007hzr0x4acc3uwdpr'>nevent1q…wdpr</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Mine is an Ortur LM3, and I was just curious to see what it would do. It will never cut, but these marks are legible and survived a vigorous cleaning.<br/><br/>My initial plan was to use masking tape on the disc, laser cut the tape, weed it, and then have a play with salt water etching.<br/><br/>I missed a corner of the tape, and saw it had etched, so just peeled the tape off, and gave it a clean.<br/><br/>I wasn&#39;t even running full power, and might try more experiments using Sharpie or black paint as a mask. 2026-05-27T05:38:26Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswgw6wyvhwnj7xm3u700ypx55tura00r3vgz2h80sq0vkm6acce6gzyz08u5gxn9slp7afqwlgw26lzfp9y7y28wrpx8k8agmexfcsuzlrxykg7cu Quick experiment, diode laser engraving identifying number on bicycle brake disc.<br/><br/>#BikeTooter<br/> <img src="https://o.mastodon.au/media_attachments/files/116/644/116/131/316/054/original/c49e99872245d7cf.jpg"> <br/> 2026-05-27T02:13:34Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsztwds9whaceakkcwrugpcf9en7swz2mlanp5mz3xrs84v0zrvxygzyz08u5gxn9slp7afqwlgw26lzfp9y7y28wrpx8k8agmexfcsuzlrx2w3lus In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsq77jknlfg4pk5sdl9jpqdscx3r2m0ayku9gafsjv26awdsqmxgvcr95l0p'>nevent1q…5l0p</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>What&#39;s an &#34;exhibition sitting slot&#34;?<br/><br/>In the art context, I&#39;ve heard of &#34;sitting&#34; as staying very still while an artist captures your image - is that what you&#39;re doing? 2026-05-20T10:08:40Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs08fwt9pspcx8cjagaau3rus2z3qxsnml4ha9g6hzvl7w6hzyx0wczyz08u5gxn9slp7afqwlgw26lzfp9y7y28wrpx8k8agmexfcsuzlrx4xwrl8 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsdnwjmzhejmp2qmxv3ek6f80s539mv3ctd80qmwqj07f067raz33sr8cg2h'>nevent1q…cg2h</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>This is one of those posts which needs something other than a &#34;Favourite&#34; button!<br/><br/>A &#34;Slap the insensitive, unappreciative, &lt;insert other imprecations&gt;, slop-loving so-and-so about the face with a slimy fish!&#34; button, perhaps?<br/><br/>😡😡😤😱😢 2026-05-18T06:16:23Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstrt2x09tt4xhkxg87vj772w6qrr6v0azulfl088dy0y3vjp4z9ygzyz08u5gxn9slp7afqwlgw26lzfp9y7y28wrpx8k8agmexfcsuzlrxa7sp24 On today&#39;s evening ride to collect my reservations from the library, I saw an echidna, in a quite urban area, then personally increased the crowd at a twilight council-sponsored concert by 10% 🤪, but apparently missed out on free icecream for the first early arrivees.😢🍦<br/><br/>#BikeTooter<br/> <img src="https://o.mastodon.au/media_attachments/files/116/543/335/259/913/648/original/bd423d980373f81d.jpg"> <br/> 2026-05-09T07:03:58Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyl6sx3aup4g2hc870kqxxqv6c04txgz9724k8qmyrumy7s8gxacczyz08u5gxn9slp7afqwlgw26lzfp9y7y28wrpx8k8agmexfcsuzlrx5kyrfn In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqswnzy3lrx2fr8ta5t36vgpqutzrhqh7v77jzy8fsht7ht3vydxqgsrjr48z'>nevent1q…r48z</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>A &#34;Flu this side&#34; tattoo ? 🤪 2026-04-16T05:59:53Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs20lutcxg2u4nx032p6dar3hrall242nd78wkldcnh9q4zp39fhlczyz08u5gxn9slp7afqwlgw26lzfp9y7y28wrpx8k8agmexfcsuzlrxq24eam Bunnings website enshittification complete 🤮<br/><br/>The last few times I&#39;ve tried to use the #Bunnings website, it has been painfully slooooow.<br/><br/>This time I forgot to close the tab when u gave up in frustration, just switched to another. When I realised, and switched back much later …<br/><br/>Has anyone at Bunnings actually tested the abysmal (non)response time of their website lately??<br/> <img src="https://o.mastodon.au/media_attachments/files/116/405/488/967/664/283/original/3bf32c841635c864.jpg"> <br/> 2026-04-14T22:49:08Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqszqs69xlgjh6yrg340vrwzm5597hqvvc5sfklctqtduxk0sz2f3fczyz08u5gxn9slp7afqwlgw26lzfp9y7y28wrpx8k8agmexfcsuzlrx33mx4t In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqx3u453yvxy7gev0hs3alp787px2807dfdnsv2z8z4vmwkrrahlcc0a3zv'>nevent1q…a3zv</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>One non-coffee birthday cake, and one beef, onion, and cucumber FODMAP¹ cake for the whinger.<br/><br/>¹F*** Off, Despicable Moronic A**hole Person<br/>🤪 2026-04-12T06:15:45Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2ump7v2mzy35gg28rjqe3tyxac9y4fs8pxtefzjh76ugzn334ehczyz08u5gxn9slp7afqwlgw26lzfp9y7y28wrpx8k8agmexfcsuzlrxgwk7lf In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsfkssz7j8t040wyvu7vwrdrjlf5ss6777sm2rxwxps8ves68qx4fg0w7k00'>nevent1q…7k00</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>You need to move to Andorra!<br/> <img src="https://o.mastodon.au/media_attachments/files/116/373/633/320/677/258/original/5926cc3168b06b69.jpg"> <br/> 2026-04-09T07:46:30Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqspdke7cf0938gzh6ras4asu6uldw93jv99vh2tquwz94zcvn5wjtqzyz08u5gxn9slp7afqwlgw26lzfp9y7y28wrpx8k8agmexfcsuzlrxs7ez3l In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqstfvhf250t3zjycrp7eq5nvkrvraarhdeh8k0aq80uzckqvuxjlucdqdwhh'>nevent1q…dwhh</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Take all the chokos out of your pockets before stepping on the scales. 2026-04-08T11:29:42Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrn8pufvmcvustuezwdad977zlknwpp0kaxgfswg03n6rrzs5dm2qzyz08u5gxn9slp7afqwlgw26lzfp9y7y28wrpx8k8agmexfcsuzlrx4fszat In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqspd7eg06w85da6ecuqps70u2ztxxtn2p694n6uw068c9hhdncqc8c09nrew'>nevent1q…nrew</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Meanwhile, in Denmark …<br/> <img src="https://o.mastodon.au/media_attachments/files/116/363/593/709/731/626/original/785adc7c2e890b81.jpg"> <br/> 2026-04-07T13:13:19Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsffeqye7kfqnqltt0v0xeyy296p93qu5f9qafz2k0r9s6t5mpgyfgzyz08u5gxn9slp7afqwlgw26lzfp9y7y28wrpx8k8agmexfcsuzlrxq06act In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqezuk02fx6hw43kz9ypv3vhvf7f0jnwv6k0dq2y4lhfuc7eghvxcgdg9r9'>nevent1q…g9r9</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>A huge rounded bulk, larger than a very small bear, rose up slowly, glistening like wet leather (if it was dry). Snakelike tentacles writhed over the backyard dunny… 2026-04-07T08:23:35Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsv5svhqf5v6799z37jxapxg2pu587rcc88yj3u8aq3mfst7xf9ltgzyz08u5gxn9slp7afqwlgw26lzfp9y7y28wrpx8k8agmexfcsuzlrxgchqex In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsgsmp0n3k7yw73m4xezu4vljw4w0gyml02wgyt420gmsd4kn4lnwckexc00'>nevent1q…xc00</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>When the supply chain, and all of society outside of Mastodon, breaks down due to a dearth of diesel, you&#39;ll be glad you have a bathtub full of drinking water and &#34;lots of dried beans and lentils, big bags of rice, good snacks, whole and powdered spices&#34; <br/><br/>Oh, and probably a dog with enhanced fence-guarding abilities. 🤪 2026-04-03T03:33:31Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgqgfnl94t2ffkgs3cfgtr3r9pcvua6glfd4wyh56ph5faulu6gpczyz08u5gxn9slp7afqwlgw26lzfp9y7y28wrpx8k8agmexfcsuzlrxm9vrkc In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqswyfqyymyd559tfcseezf3lnlh3a7ssq4h56nhphf7f97l5ynzmyqkx7pez'>nevent1q…7pez</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Hey diddle diddle<br/>The cat and the fiddle<br/>The cow jumped over the moon<br/><br/>The fuckweasel&#39;s Starlinks<br/>got caught on its horns<br/>and Kessler Syndrome<br/>popped SpaceX like a balloon. 2026-03-26T10:06:09Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdq3tjyg7pws5tlnq78npyy3cj827lw5xhysppa9k23sszuv8hk7czyz08u5gxn9slp7afqwlgw26lzfp9y7y28wrpx8k8agmexfcsuzlrxme5yc5 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsw50t40kqenq4yutdy7vd0ua6ycq0c2wfvpyx6nazdhkn3zslqs6qjtncv9'>nevent1q…ncv9</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Can&#39;t you just check the NBN outages web page ? 🤪<br/><br/>Wait, I&#39;ll have a look for you :<br/> <img src="https://o.mastodon.au/media_attachments/files/116/283/807/684/970/853/original/833bd4580c494ca0.jpg"> <br/> 2026-03-24T11:02:32Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrf95hwkdwgsk7377vmryw5w28f6gqs788av9z52pl4uz4a0x04sqzyz08u5gxn9slp7afqwlgw26lzfp9y7y28wrpx8k8agmexfcsuzlrxhdelyc In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsz4743f3hz4z4h7plm5f3rgcq3wzkh4zdkh4le9279ysl9c6mny5sn093re'>nevent1q…93re</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Take the fan guard off, toss the chokos into the spinning fan, ta-da sliced chokos. 2026-03-22T04:38:33Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsz4743f3hz4z4h7plm5f3rgcq3wzkh4zdkh4le9279ysl9c6mny5szyz08u5gxn9slp7afqwlgw26lzfp9y7y28wrpx8k8agmexfcsuzlrxyaee9l In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqst4tchewfa6tst35qqpzjj2xhnfmjgdz3qj7w9pnlctruhfnjezncajn4e0'>nevent1q…n4e0</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>What happened to the rest of the fan? 🤪 2026-03-22T04:35:21Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyjpm4sejqkr5jnfumsw38ay678s4ddfst74gdjxdpwg3uve68jjszyz08u5gxn9slp7afqwlgw26lzfp9y7y28wrpx8k8agmexfcsuzlrx4knjvg In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsfvtejuyyfftxumswk62ug36jpwj36vjqx86l4yxsjh3aqsv67cxsup40ps'>nevent1q…40ps</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Becoming black, squidgy, and sludgy is just a vegetable&#39;s way of asking to be let outside to volunteer in the compost heap. 2026-03-21T05:34:43Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsy2yehh3v4khsw0m35w3trg2ffxnfexn2nczc5t8mtcsccj52rwpqzyz08u5gxn9slp7afqwlgw26lzfp9y7y28wrpx8k8agmexfcsuzlrxp4mtgh In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsxe0433qw2ll0s7teezllnzyj9p6xhhaer0hgdjq7fukndktnwcxs8qev4t'>nevent1q…ev4t</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Just saved you $280 🤪<br/> <img src="https://o.mastodon.au/media_attachments/files/116/243/793/051/005/320/original/34fb9a0c7053c215.jpg"> <br/> 2026-03-17T09:27:21Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsf05zg8gwwnwagwq3lu6dctfygchm8ewyfshu06eza5m3p9s2gnqgzyz08u5gxn9slp7afqwlgw26lzfp9y7y28wrpx8k8agmexfcsuzlrxklp5cg In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsf5q8hu76caygqhhclyv7hm6py87q03m5dux7mfq4c9du4p9cc08sj2m5lx'>nevent1q…m5lx</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>So who took the picture?<br/>Some concerned bystander capturing a manically grinning person, whilst prudently staying out of thwacking range of the walking stick? 🤪 2026-03-12T09:04:29Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0smtql8k6vyuwc5hfn7ngv9uves9dt259yl3g3lsm2swhxu38gqgzyz08u5gxn9slp7afqwlgw26lzfp9y7y28wrpx8k8agmexfcsuzlrxupl8dq In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsdptmp82k4q9jjszv3d8nx7hrtaaay28c6ys2n46a6xjfu9qqkhls6l2tw4'>nevent1q…2tw4</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>What about traffic lights?<br/>They used to have PDP-11s running busy intersections in Australia.<br/>So that would mean that you&#39;d have to verify your age before pushing a pedestrian button, because you&#39;d be a user of that operating system. 2026-03-07T06:57:14Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqszrkj47p7ps9q9zxjv257weu58j88mq3fq4kme0yxqeqh8qtv349czyz08u5gxn9slp7afqwlgw26lzfp9y7y28wrpx8k8agmexfcsuzlrxkdsujm Customer &#34;service&#34; general degradation whinge. (First world problem)<br/><br/>The library app was changed to prominently display Parenting TV videos 🤯, and simultaneously all the search filters broke. <br/><br/>A search for books available at a given branch, returns books at all branches, including those on loan, and in the Hold queue.<br/><br/>I have previously emailed the app developers (about other bugs), left Google reviews, emailed the council, and none of these has produced a response.<br/><br/>The other day I tried writing in the library &#34;Communication Book&#34;, listing the new app bugs.<br/>I did get a written response, basically &#34;Sorry you&#39;re having problems, but you should have emailed the library team. The email address is in the pink folder on the desk near the phone&#34;<br/><br/>Sheesh!<br/><br/>As a teenager, first job, at Woolies, I was taught that if a customer gives you their problem, and you can&#39;t fix it, you do 2 things:<br/>- you take the problem to the person who can fix it, and<br/>- you let the customer know how to contact that person, so they can follow up without wasting the customer&#39;s time (or other wrong peoples&#39; time).<br/><br/>Why couldn&#39;t library loser have forwarded my complaint? Taken a picture of the page, and emailed it to the right team? Torn the page out, and sent it through internal mail?<br/><br/>Why is it my fault for accessing all the obvious, published contact points, and not knowing the secret squirrel internal email address? 2026-03-05T00:18:37Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2kz0kxhlufgkfhmq8ht7kcqu0wtx389h6svwdy4868hd7ven4nkczyz08u5gxn9slp7afqwlgw26lzfp9y7y28wrpx8k8agmexfcsuzlrx94aq3a In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs02ma4xmd57xc8zgmyhgzqp8utjrmymrkck8zrx34eeq8n09ddpegs6ym6f'>nevent1q…ym6f</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/> <img src="https://o.mastodon.au/media_attachments/files/116/151/219/711/306/215/original/c4339f20075aba3b.jpg"> <br/> 2026-03-01T01:04:35Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdn62gppcr0jyr85ldtr28le43fya2mu0c9fygck2u3q09fvpjwpgzyz08u5gxn9slp7afqwlgw26lzfp9y7y28wrpx8k8agmexfcsuzlrxvctzun In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs80ec64fcs6g4a53s6rnek2w8we9nuxp460zt52w2w5eh268caaus48uhh7'>nevent1q…uhh7</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Sounds like you need a manual crank handle on the front of your washing machine, like they had on early cars. 2026-03-01T00:04:20Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsr3y7n5npt9p727ghu7hetrrpkx6akeftj90q9d80d02a4r29rumczyz08u5gxn9slp7afqwlgw26lzfp9y7y28wrpx8k8agmexfcsuzlrxme4qlt In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsrzmr3x3euufrthgvm7rcjy4rv2ycpzx8wh75g5k9q97x8mkegt2qatqqf8'>nevent1q…qqf8</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Artificial hippies? Titanium ones to match the artificial kneesies? 2026-02-26T09:50:35Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsd9kfz50xksgyjd5xgdgprk5kgt5w5reyrqrhuca9sedp8p4k5l2qzyz08u5gxn9slp7afqwlgw26lzfp9y7y28wrpx8k8agmexfcsuzlrx2c793s In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs0k92szya9jumgamph5canuv34lfknsw0f8ss82s32y3j3e4azmtc983840'>nevent1q…3840</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Is it possible that you&#39;re an illegal time traveller?<br/><br/>I just read this:<br/> <img src="https://o.mastodon.au/media_attachments/files/116/125/950/002/414/417/original/021ce7d90e2e8f7b.jpg"> <br/> 2026-02-24T13:58:19Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrfkk6wzdaa4rz5v2p4ktf006mvmec9ltp6te9yh06ek5s8kqnvpgzyz08u5gxn9slp7afqwlgw26lzfp9y7y28wrpx8k8agmexfcsuzlrxs5ngx8 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqswkraha8hu940a5dv9t4zte9rz9xhwhrs86ycvte6k594csssfjhgxntjsn'>nevent1q…tjsn</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>39 here, with the first 3 scores really high, then 2 abysmal.<br/><br/>Then … 🤯 … I realised that the scrunched-up towel I&#39;d been using as a phone stand had the first 3 colours in the beach-theme print, near the edges of my phone screen, and I&#39;d inadvertently anchored to matching patches of towel colour.<br/><br/>A towel is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. 🤪 2026-02-20T23:32:07Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsv0avyhq8tzrqfvpl2n7tprrtc0pje9ctqukv2rnmataq9qlgee5gzyz08u5gxn9slp7afqwlgw26lzfp9y7y28wrpx8k8agmexfcsuzlrxq0y4w2 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsfx66qlxtg2rfjqgvdp2n39ncjspdgpxx4f8cpz5tt0xkx3p2d5dqpf62j4'>nevent1q…62j4</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>So, the rain has caused an outage outage? 🤔 2026-02-15T02:26:26Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrh49tchjhnzpy7lvkmngk92l9nv9l4q252xzue5kzerlhsvv3f9qzyz08u5gxn9slp7afqwlgw26lzfp9y7y28wrpx8k8agmexfcsuzlrxx7wlrg In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqpdnx3cten4rtptdezdx2udghhv5mwwq6dclcncvtpzn9zcw7g5shlrla7'>nevent1q…rla7</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>On the right hand page, I see a French mermaid (because she&#39;s wearing a beret), possibly about to yeet a yellow lobster back into the water. 2026-02-06T22:26:55Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqst9rpjdx0slwayngu2y28pjqhdyll3fds3he3j809wchgqsarp90gzyz08u5gxn9slp7afqwlgw26lzfp9y7y28wrpx8k8agmexfcsuzlrxfz4j03 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsg4vcwssyg4qgrp3w25s94sse7qgdlqqrptakg44050w0z46n4ftchhyftw'>nevent1q…yftw</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>The Aussie YouTube channel &#34;Artisan Makes&#34; has an AL-250G, so he may have specific feedback.<br/><br/>I think the last video I saw, he was unhappy that the gearbox was just splash lubricated, and didn&#39;t have any oil filtering.<br/>Whether this is a real issue, or applicable to everyone, or just an excuse for a cool project and video, I don&#39;t know. 2026-02-03T05:52:50Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2uqzymr059yqwyw3utvs4t3lutml44evwkttha8zfm97l7fjzpygzyz08u5gxn9slp7afqwlgw26lzfp9y7y28wrpx8k8agmexfcsuzlrxg04vfp In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqswzfdflecz3cu96stavae77krm89056yg7nspxw07vsk58hzxjk0cy95aw0'>nevent1q…5aw0</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>&#34;Daisy Bell&#34; was the first known song sung by a computer. Arthur C. Clarke saw a demo, and referenced it in his book.<br/><br/><a href="https://www.historyofinformation.com/detail.php?id=3986">https://www.historyofinformation.com/detail.php?id=3986</a><br/> <img src="https://o.mastodon.au/media_attachments/files/115/584/307/003/165/637/original/f027855e8606343c.jpg"> <br/> 2025-11-20T22:12:10Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfefzyzffgdm0fsa35awnn8frtgr4jznahkmg4kkvxwn47xcxs3hgzyz08u5gxn9slp7afqwlgw26lzfp9y7y28wrpx8k8agmexfcsuzlrxr5umv5 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsgt88x9yguhvrrj79pmvvznkg46zf9tnc2pcaxres2zelevc54s4cy70vw7'>nevent1q…0vw7</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>If you&#39;re going to go to that amount of effort, why restrict movement to one axis?<br/><br/>With an additional set of tracks at 90°, you could have a system where you drag your favourite bookshelf anywhere in the room (in the house?) 2025-02-17T06:24:33Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsza2ualyqeuz5j6hanvvjtvzpxv9at2vtgr4stdggsdns38gx8qzgzyz08u5gxn9slp7afqwlgw26lzfp9y7y28wrpx8k8agmexfcsuzlrxgluwgx In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsvgm97p2ee8q0arpgn6h2eujpxq2gm7h4xrqm943x5l4lndyyzsygxaadvp'>nevent1q…advp</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Maybe this ?<br/><br/><a href="https://www.forbes.com/sites/cartoonoftheday/2016/03/15/how-this-crazy-design-for-protected-bike-lanes-may-keep-cyclists-safe/">https://www.forbes.com/sites/cartoonoftheday/2016/03/15/how-this-crazy-design-for-protected-bike-lanes-may-keep-cyclists-safe/</a><br/> <img src="https://o.mastodon.au/media_attachments/files/113/925/481/178/335/903/original/e7669ddbade08748.jpg"> <br/> 2025-01-31T23:09:10Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdwcmrwsu0qz23a9f3kkckda4q3tuy683h6geghc63zjjcle0kx6qzyz08u5gxn9slp7afqwlgw26lzfp9y7y28wrpx8k8agmexfcsuzlrxk6lqth In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsxg7ds4g9dwddanfkscktujpzrtq6fp8du8g2lxqjd8j5fs4qcmlggags6q'>nevent1q…gs6q</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Not random.<br/>A real, soul-scarring coffee order, experienced by innocent impressionable me. 2025-01-21T09:47:22Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2zzjwxvrvmawtk4m4fn593wrlhyq006xwpam2xquxkwfrppzpamszyz08u5gxn9slp7afqwlgw26lzfp9y7y28wrpx8k8agmexfcsuzlrxm0ufzp In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsfa00z2mh998jwa0uz6z7t56g2u5jms3euja27vwuc7a8cuchgj9cm04n3n'>nevent1q…4n3n</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Want the backstory?<br/><br/>I grew up hating the smell of Dad&#39;s Nescafe 43 every morning, and had my first coffee in my late teens while driving Sydney to Brisbane overnight for a birthday party. That truckstop coffee gave me sweats and trembles and palpitations, so I hated coffee even more, until a few years into my IT career, when I&#39;d learned to sorta like the free stuff available at various jobs.<br/><br/>On my first contract in a big bank, in the heart of Sydney CBD, someone said they were going out, and did anyone want a coffee? I was ready to say &#34;Yes&#34;, when the guy in the cubicle behind me trotted out that order, and triggered the most overwhelming imposter syndrome in me! Sheesh, I didn&#39;t even understand coffee 😥<br/><br/>Next time, I wrote his order down, visited cafes until I found pictures of the various components, and 40 years later, I can still trot that out. Still haven&#39;t ordered it in real life, though 🤪☕<br/><br/>#coffee 2025-01-21T09:40:59Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstcudcz853qtsaqq5g03wyexz487lwqaz0hd9hccfw3rt7dxhzd4gzyz08u5gxn9slp7afqwlgw26lzfp9y7y28wrpx8k8agmexfcsuzlrxw5988m In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9dzewvhldd43efq7jk29htpwqfzfmemh0d8uzjd5aua32x55wwvctyynjh'>nevent1q…ynjh</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I&#39;ll have a weak skim decaf macchiato, with a layer of latte, and a cappuccino head, made with soy, please. 2025-01-21T08:47:38Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfsqcpvr20h6kt35khtwde2jzyl35sxz67hq870zesjzdflantf8czyz08u5gxn9slp7afqwlgw26lzfp9y7y28wrpx8k8agmexfcsuzlrxct9fp4 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqsy9wjr4j0x9dnnp27ajxvjqduyf6ysh9c647cx84qga3raf2wrspvje3w'>nevent1q…je3w</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>From the headline, I thought that it was going to uncover that Lehman Brothers was secretly the funding behind the proliferation of AI.<br/><br/>But the article&#39;s just &#34;OpenAI is like Lehman Brothers&#34;, or &#34;OpenAI could be the next Lehman Brothers&#34; 2024-12-31T21:32:20Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxv30sxe8k5zfzn9qxdq0lar44kfssatkggrt4d7qjdka7zhua67gzyz08u5gxn9slp7afqwlgw26lzfp9y7y28wrpx8k8agmexfcsuzlrx0m8e53 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsts7y34sa22lg64nlp0chkkz43ru5nvj5q39vsykta0a4g3nvqajqzz0dvf'>nevent1q…0dvf</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>veneer - n. someone who makes overlapping circle diagrams. 2024-12-15T06:48:39Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsg6lpfv8hspysvdlgqsxhch33j2m0r4fefd9pn50xq0wyz9x5xxyqzyz08u5gxn9slp7afqwlgw26lzfp9y7y28wrpx8k8agmexfcsuzlrxae8ngp In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqstn790gyqqxzh7g3qm74lv0le8ky0mjrc277kvq7u9rrlt52ypm8gprdy5e'>nevent1q…dy5e</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>… spent 45 minutes explaining my ongoing blood feud with the duolingo owl, in French, then German, then Esperanto, then in Japanese, then Swahili, Urdu, and finally in Tagalog. 2024-12-14T05:32:17Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswvcnm849faljn0g7flw795dk7wyes5z5dz3k6dlvwxl87hmztweczyz08u5gxn9slp7afqwlgw26lzfp9y7y28wrpx8k8agmexfcsuzlrxru9th5 I just discovered that the new 4km section of shared bike path to The Entrance is now complete and open. 🚴‍♂️😂<br/><br/>I only sampled 1km, but was impressed by the frequent sprinkling of rest areas with seats and bike racks, and the bike repair station, with stand, pump, and assortment of tools on retractable security cables. ✅<br/><br/>#BikeTooter #CentralCoast #cycling<br/> <img src="https://o.mastodon.au/media_attachments/files/113/633/012/758/376/733/original/0c0ee1c5a2e74bdb.jpg"> <br/> 2024-12-11T07:32:52Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsy9thvnavdl3x7vw9wae2hh70stthmssm3efugsd98fxlaefkafeszyz08u5gxn9slp7afqwlgw26lzfp9y7y28wrpx8k8agmexfcsuzlrx4959u4 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsyy4fc300x8cwnf20ck8ven5702cfkylzu78y5lzv4qmylwsmqlns0mhlhl'>nevent1q…hlhl</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Did it work?<br/> <img src="https://o.mastodon.au/media_attachments/files/113/622/620/160/743/359/original/acbe5ce0a5951f1c.jpg"> <br/> 2024-12-09T11:28:02Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqspvvnpv0av9ghyn4d8feluk452vs5z6gt3s9cwyy4rdjxe3c6ud5gzyz08u5gxn9slp7afqwlgw26lzfp9y7y28wrpx8k8agmexfcsuzlrxafsmwl #Woolworths Soy milk 1l price (NSW)<br/><br/>September $1.15<br/><br/>03 November $1.35<br/>17 November $1.40<br/><br/>December $2.00 🤯😱😡<br/><br/>Gotta pay for that AI Framework to track the workers somehow!<br/>💵💵💵💵 2024-12-04T02:40:08Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsy9g8n2h5za9gw5um33v67nlhghrf83rzejecmgzedya7ej33azcqzyz08u5gxn9slp7afqwlgw26lzfp9y7y28wrpx8k8agmexfcsuzlrxjwydmt In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsyrmphx88ejhzyhgwq6u77qaaumq9pxtlxeecs779v3vn2unnyp9q59t4ls'>nevent1q…t4ls</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Shepherds of the trees.<br/>Might be a bit woody to chew on, but they&#39;re the closest to &#34;plant-based shepherd&#34; that I know of. 2024-12-01T09:45:47Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2ce7fqvwx73k8s5ssnc2uwgnas79l8gr45eczl2kx8lshn5zgm9szyz08u5gxn9slp7afqwlgw26lzfp9y7y28wrpx8k8agmexfcsuzlrxeag8zt In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsyxsj08k9s89nypkcmjehj42h2p4tnmfgx3tylmmlkwqlxq2r3rzclqggyp'>nevent1q…ggyp</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Ents? 2024-12-01T09:37:23Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvnsd2z55qfn05dwyc3hzp5jxvq46vr30csez8259567a96l54kdqzyz08u5gxn9slp7afqwlgw26lzfp9y7y28wrpx8k8agmexfcsuzlrxxvup2x In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs0m7k0sa5xxn6vw2n5ywn7n24mxuv6d370uxdmsqys62svznp90dgmum6er'>nevent1q…m6er</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Australian here:<br/><br/>Biscuits… in a STEW ?!?!?<br/><br/>🤯🤮🤯🤮<br/><br/>Maaate! Dipping biscuits in a cup of tea/coffee is marginally socially acceptable, if they&#39;re sweet biscuits, and you&#39;re alone or the company isn&#39;t into etiquette rules big time.<br/><br/>But stew?<br/><br/>Unless &#34;stew&#34; is your word for icecream or something. Here it means like a thick soup with chunks of meat &amp; veg floating in it. 2024-11-30T21:00:36Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsp58x05q7pz6haz5xuxuxatvwx6kccuqvnct03998kjjp0qmjcvnqzyz08u5gxn9slp7afqwlgw26lzfp9y7y28wrpx8k8agmexfcsuzlrxkcmdgc In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszktj24j4ldflzfcekd4zak8mkrmp42nd274q09vvx636rgyquhfcnye9n4'>nevent1q…e9n4</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I understood that EVs were measurably *worse* in tyre and brake wear, because of the increased weight (battery pack), and higher, and instant, torque.<br/><br/>E.g. from<br/><a href="https://www.automotiveworld.com/articles/inside-the-not-so-hidden-issue-of-higher-tyre-usage-in-evs/">https://www.automotiveworld.com/articles/inside-the-not-so-hidden-issue-of-higher-tyre-usage-in-evs/</a><br/><br/>&#34;According to Emissions Analytics, for every 1,000 pounds of vehicle weight increase, there is 20% more tyre wear, ccompanied by a rise in brake dust. Another reason for increased tyre wear and tear in EVs is their high instant torque at low speeds, which helps EVs accelerate faster than conventional cars. However, increased acceleration wears tyres and produces more wear particle emissions.&#34;<br/><br/>Also:<br/><br/><a href="https://www.cars.com/articles/do-evs-wear-through-tires-more-quickly-than-gasoline-cars-481973/">https://www.cars.com/articles/do-evs-wear-through-tires-more-quickly-than-gasoline-cars-481973/</a><br/><br/><a href="https://www.jaxtyres.com.au/knowledge/tyres/electric-vehicle-tyres">https://www.jaxtyres.com.au/knowledge/tyres/electric-vehicle-tyres</a> 2024-11-30T20:00:34Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8f5rpqrmn2wfdlg8tlc7n2lm4s88tulwmuct5fw7mqeuhyyxdlwszyz08u5gxn9slp7afqwlgw26lzfp9y7y28wrpx8k8agmexfcsuzlrxeusra6 Just wondering how the proposed Age Restricted Socmed Experiment (ARSE) would work for a young visitor to Australia from another country, using the social media of their own country?<br/><br/>What if they want to post tourist pics of their visit?<br/><br/>#AgeRestricted #SocialMedia #Australia #GovernmentStupidity 2024-11-21T06:57:39Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswgvxgcuplyx8egkfl2473rulzr5mfrm9s88fetmc7drra5r29hhqzyz08u5gxn9slp7afqwlgw26lzfp9y7y28wrpx8k8agmexfcsuzlrxg8m8pe In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqstl7gyh48a6wq698jfp8mju4ylema9m50celqzlcqw0t4gjkkhxtsx9v5mx'>nevent1q…v5mx</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>You can disassemble a blender into its individual components.<br/><br/>Chia seeds burrowing in between your teeth, with the intent and determination to stay there permanently, doesn&#39;t have that option. 2024-11-20T10:08:15Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsphjdanht3vnvj0h5h9w4mpmg93eezqpzhgu6rr0dj9cz5vlrp4jqzyz08u5gxn9slp7afqwlgw26lzfp9y7y28wrpx8k8agmexfcsuzlrxdpsvm3 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsgsxrd63h5wymjqn4lsv8ra3dweewe9ydn8qxwrqws5fvx7n0czrcg4jl7w'>nevent1q…jl7w</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>That stuff is hydrophobic, or hydromatic, isn&#39;t it?<br/>Doesn&#39;t get wet without extreme measures. 2024-11-20T09:13:52Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstc0rct7wy3szdlscc4k3prltxujupt2sdk0wpfwg2ray4wrdhwsczyz08u5gxn9slp7afqwlgw26lzfp9y7y28wrpx8k8agmexfcsuzlrxtuhy8f In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9lx0gza8qtqgeq3zmwnxd4y2emk2ldxyz377ddy8k7q4z3aqfnwgngtsmv'>nevent1q…tsmv</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I don&#39;t think applicants think you&#39;re serious, or a potential advantage to have on their CV.<br/><br/>If you were a really desirable opportunity, you&#39;d be expecting applicants to pay you for the chance to do your dishes.<br/><br/>This has been the standard for over 10 years now.<br/><br/>Maybe update your ad to include how much you think applicants should pay for the privilege of a chance to impress you?<br/><br/><a href="https://www.smh.com.au/national/nsw/young-jobless-pay-for-internships-20140810-102e6o.html">https://www.smh.com.au/national/nsw/young-jobless-pay-for-internships-20140810-102e6o.html</a> 2024-11-20T09:10:23Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsf78ardtez07a0ajyd32agt2cssmpq09g5juhkd2kf6rlf7ahac8czyz08u5gxn9slp7afqwlgw26lzfp9y7y28wrpx8k8agmexfcsuzlrxqn5ylc In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsf04avkv5aa9fdxahaaw605c9j8qn3gq47nfdmwmjsxf3shlfkk4gdn8n3y'>nevent1q…8n3y</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>If you remove the advertising/financial connotations from the word &#34;influencer&#34;, then I have been influenced more by people on Mastodon than any prior social media:<br/><br/>I now often go for bike rides when the weather is not perfectly wonderful, because of a guy who rides every day.<br/><br/>I&#39;ve found, looked at, and intend to swim in the local ocean baths, because of a lady up the coast who frequently swims and posts pictures which make her ocean baths look pretty wonderful.<br/><br/>I&#39;ve read several books because of people here waxing lyrical about them.<br/><br/>I&#39;ve made a chilli dipping sauce, because a lady on here suggested that to me.<br/><br/>So, for me, the influencing on Mastodon is more … &#34;authentic&#34;? 2024-11-16T08:40:05Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsy0jxszz5hgzvhhn6lfe9s5uazw54u7jkyjy4zwac56tpathewxfgzyz08u5gxn9slp7afqwlgw26lzfp9y7y28wrpx8k8agmexfcsuzlrxzpegg2 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs229e05z5ht4pel3tt850yan2xm3pkdtc6sjhrgd4v65cmm4asv8gu63epd'>nevent1q…3epd</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Bright red patches are a new thing to me.🤯 Is there some story or technology behind them?<br/><br/>I just punch my patches out of an old tube. 2024-11-02T19:36:02Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2k04he8fg7kw7yfpjlz67uqss05uz9xlu3pzlgr8yg8gnfffv3yszyz08u5gxn9slp7afqwlgw26lzfp9y7y28wrpx8k8agmexfcsuzlrxnqye97 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqspqpueahrljjtu24jfnex9qgavhvnzx5j93l7k4w84x4mht46zq5gjgwd05'>nevent1q…wd05</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Couriers also transform transport routes<br/> <img src="https://o.mastodon.au/media_attachments/files/113/381/665/104/227/246/original/af2ffe14692ee75c.png"> <br/> 2024-10-27T22:10:01Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsq2dkmnpw9thf9hlrnmk85ql44fgts99k5045csers2ve0awhl5tgzyz08u5gxn9slp7afqwlgw26lzfp9y7y28wrpx8k8agmexfcsuzlrx4093f2 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqswxg4l5jqt5zszdnj46v20m6elvr80vl03q6lrp0ff0003smfmv9gw237cj'>nevent1q…37cj</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I wonder if there&#39;s a link between the coriander genes, and whether you like the smell of patchouli, or think it stinks like rotten dirt? 2024-10-20T02:55:28Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfttlac8rhpupkdtlxfmxu4033ahur057tuc2lyyl3qpzlcj00qjgzyz08u5gxn9slp7afqwlgw26lzfp9y7y28wrpx8k8agmexfcsuzlrxk7qme5 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs8yhe65ntcd9pyyjkrwjptluz58rcxa499k6h5qmj96p84atxrl4cgky7ce'>nevent1q…y7ce</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>A plant with vigorous foliage (bonus free air quality improvement), or …<br/> <img src="https://o.mastodon.au/media_attachments/files/113/311/315/898/800/828/original/e700552cd3029b61.jpg"> <br/> 2024-10-15T11:58:42Z