2026-10-28T15:01:34Z https://njump.me Computer Facts https://njump.me/npub1np8m5k70n544xyd7m4un7kprj4kl70j4ssaaar5rww54xjcpyg9sqax3ep https://cdn.masto.host/factscomputer/accounts/avatars/113/482/083/923/175/266/original/2b122deea89e617f.jpg https://cdn.masto.host/factscomputer/accounts/avatars/113/482/083/923/175/266/original/2b122deea89e617f.jpg https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyuzfduev5ea09mkwdqms3mlymnd2m0lsnft4pl52pj9a8j2vghuszyzvylwjme7wjk5c3hmwhj06cyw2kmle72kzrhh5wsde6j56tqy3qkl09wrc war is peace<br/>freedom is slavery<br/>ignorance is strength<br/>instability is stability<br/>bloat is lean<br/>crashing is running<br/>bad performance is good performance<br/>hope is wasteful<br/>humiliation is dignity 2026-08-28T16:51:28Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8ux84ldar07ad9xddxdmyjvdjk9lt6n5gg69mfsk49elazmt83pqzyzvylwjme7wjk5c3hmwhj06cyw2kmle72kzrhh5wsde6j56tqy3qk2vra2p the only operating system left without ai slop in its implementation is temple os 2026-08-22T16:05:53Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsv62zdmtguxr8u02fjgpu8692v9p396z0anewqsxtz2l0kqmga6fgzyzvylwjme7wjk5c3hmwhj06cyw2kmle72kzrhh5wsde6j56tqy3qkz0sh64 move slow and make things 2026-08-10T15:02:17Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsp4xu7s55uq06g696q8q0v3h5z4ejlmpc3ckp00gfmpypjv4zudfszyzvylwjme7wjk5c3hmwhj06cyw2kmle72kzrhh5wsde6j56tqy3qkxc2yct the joy of sed 2026-07-24T16:55:01Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8uk4kfj9f7fe9wr0czvdrqgpg7l0rsm2cxsmaj0uke5mmvjgf0hszyzvylwjme7wjk5c3hmwhj06cyw2kmle72kzrhh5wsde6j56tqy3qkdgcw2w unfortunately the greatest programming language possible was already designed and created on some hobbyist&#39;s laptop that they didnt show anyone out of anxiety and abandoned to focus on their paid job optimizing ad reach for a sports betting platform 2026-07-11T14:59:38Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswl8atz76yldyqkzn2ydffux7u9zl585gqsqagd4svwg6a5ew8xmszyzvylwjme7wjk5c3hmwhj06cyw2kmle72kzrhh5wsde6j56tqy3qkxqhrzm if the matrix was real it would be a product with a subscription fee and people would wait impatiently on waitlists before proudly enter their pods 2026-06-29T22:06:45Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqw537lr50lltnz9e7n34tfj2gqt5yr536ugynyp9nzsenmh6rwvgzyzvylwjme7wjk5c3hmwhj06cyw2kmle72kzrhh5wsde6j56tqy3qk6mfu9s the best way to write a computer program is to go a little bit insane first 2026-06-17T13:21:38Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswrcxvljgk7gt2vfm734az5c0ehwfq9xngerepl3xv6rua9rndhxczyzvylwjme7wjk5c3hmwhj06cyw2kmle72kzrhh5wsde6j56tqy3qkhmcfev &#34;if you don&#39;t build me a world eating data center my shitty autocomplete algorithm will run slow :(&#34; meanwhile in the 90s if your code needed more than a few bytes of ram they just took you into the parking lot and shot you 2026-05-12T02:03:58Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsftejlwln72jmq76sg39zyqzfpwpjedqrxm2dw07rzlxmc0c0pgkczyzvylwjme7wjk5c3hmwhj06cyw2kmle72kzrhh5wsde6j56tqy3qkvhfndq every single computer program written by a corporation will eventually betray you yes even that one you really like 2026-05-06T10:39:04Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyutftyey86393qn9xt2ca24cnkeqm5r86lqm837297cddntvhg6szyzvylwjme7wjk5c3hmwhj06cyw2kmle72kzrhh5wsde6j56tqy3qkjhu9ag <img src="https://cdn.masto.host/factscomputer/media_attachments/files/116/510/487/738/167/932/original/e48db7a2f1dae990.jpg"> <br/> 2026-05-03T11:53:46Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8d9zc8vzuk9mclpv3sfyxawazkepcuqhmjk90vxgxfgj07klxhggzyzvylwjme7wjk5c3hmwhj06cyw2kmle72kzrhh5wsde6j56tqy3qkgj3njr they are solving the year 2038 problem by making sure we never make it that far 2026-04-01T12:06:57Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyh8ugttcw4uuuacltr0apyktsj0adcck759jslvtmlqpncmwwllszyzvylwjme7wjk5c3hmwhj06cyw2kmle72kzrhh5wsde6j56tqy3qkd6q8vf please verify your age before consuming any more facts 2026-03-22T04:50:54Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs872tnvssxfv0wlwn5u8x3p2p68g9pz76mftmzhs9z0pkn244hcyqzyzvylwjme7wjk5c3hmwhj06cyw2kmle72kzrhh5wsde6j56tqy3qksvge2n metaverse wasn&#39;t inevitable <br/>ar glasses weren&#39;t inevitable <br/>blockchain wasn&#39;t inevitable <br/>nfts we&#39;rent inevitable <br/>ai isn&#39;t inevitable <br/>nothing is inevitable!!!!<br/>the ultimate hidden truth of the world is that it is something that we make<br/>and could just as easily make differently<br/>make choices<br/>make choices <br/>make choices 2026-03-21T16:58:58Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs96xlymfel97cdfl30e9gvz8zjyja8t20eqrjys6vdfxltymv7cugzyzvylwjme7wjk5c3hmwhj06cyw2kmle72kzrhh5wsde6j56tqy3qk22wgdw the only people who think &#34;write code faster&#34; is more important than &#34;write code better&#34; are money perverts and the intellectually infirm 2026-03-12T11:52:54Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyldq5ek3q4jztp6lxyvuwnft7f6y4tspwktk0dm0tau6s7lu44zqzyzvylwjme7wjk5c3hmwhj06cyw2kmle72kzrhh5wsde6j56tqy3qk380ccx butlerian jihad is the moderate position 2026-03-10T12:08:36Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsz5seqf3tdxg2fj6egqa2zp65f7rk88nt07uecxw4zgme2zwsnf6qzyzvylwjme7wjk5c3hmwhj06cyw2kmle72kzrhh5wsde6j56tqy3qk2h39g9 ok look its true ai has some bad uses but it also has some terrible uses so whos to say 2026-01-27T20:08:17Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqst0xwk854yls2t3w7f0clwz7fmyv6vkt5z0dl3t4x39jjfpp9gjmczyzvylwjme7wjk5c3hmwhj06cyw2kmle72kzrhh5wsde6j56tqy3qkd9j5rx if you&#39;re on a first date don&#39;t forget to ask if they program computers!! major red flag!!!!! 2026-01-25T22:41:57Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqm9mvnjzxm7q75m8hmze8cufujn3d7nzf0gmhh9zp02yzeemsxaczyzvylwjme7wjk5c3hmwhj06cyw2kmle72kzrhh5wsde6j56tqy3qkgxzkg6 computers can either be magic or a mall and everyone hot and interesting voted for magic but the people with all the guns and money voted mall, so 2026-01-16T17:17:53Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsp9s4qt4wzjue7dyundaadv0w039rwg9axx5d0054f2fh3legkrdqzyzvylwjme7wjk5c3hmwhj06cyw2kmle72kzrhh5wsde6j56tqy3qk4x0jwz should vim and emacs users be allowed to marry 2026-01-14T19:31:29Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdx6dw8jxtvyhjjdx6x0az5n49flldwzjg77aaax3qskpx40nqypqzyzvylwjme7wjk5c3hmwhj06cyw2kmle72kzrhh5wsde6j56tqy3qkry8mjc the first computer to have a panic attack<br/>the first computer to have an anxiety spiral<br/>the first computer to struggle with substance abuse<br/>the first computer to kill itself 2025-12-09T17:56:13Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswl7ca4s2jx5xegpzgl2aquaf7ssu5ndq4qudgljksy463v0m845qzyzvylwjme7wjk5c3hmwhj06cyw2kmle72kzrhh5wsde6j56tqy3qkxnrv8z giving impressionable still-developing young men &#34;ai girlfriends&#34; who cannot ever say no and that they can customize with sliders and parameters down to minuscule detail will probably break them in unfixable ways and permanently foreclose on their healthy participation in human relationships but beep boop what does computer know 2025-12-08T18:19:19Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsg57d5px75mfykzjy4jdwz25tjcnrvgdw9wje6d9vhv57ekkx33pczyzvylwjme7wjk5c3hmwhj06cyw2kmle72kzrhh5wsde6j56tqy3qkd7stl2 javascript just turned 30 which means it cannot afford a house in the current market and has moved back in with its parents 2025-12-04T18:45:53Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8ma9hj9vcf6c7kpz8q93hqkas44fx68a72nc2euxa4jszjrxfvnqzyzvylwjme7wjk5c3hmwhj06cyw2kmle72kzrhh5wsde6j56tqy3qkyulnkp reminder if you fall in love with an ai you are fucking a website and we don&#39;t kink shame but maybe we should 2025-11-26T23:35:31Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsq8rrwg0l906yhu9v4nqvs475zzpl3rz0ss43r2ga92yd6sfzz9vczyzvylwjme7wjk5c3hmwhj06cyw2kmle72kzrhh5wsde6j56tqy3qkgewmc4 they killed god and replaced her with an autocomplete and a subscription model and the devil does not haunt this world anymore because our souls are no longer worth taking 2025-11-17T21:59:51Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsq7s25wyrkntve8m8kwa3r2nvv5h5zw7npvtzwaka6gvh497py3lszyzvylwjme7wjk5c3hmwhj06cyw2kmle72kzrhh5wsde6j56tqy3qkyx98cu is a man not entitled to the text of his files 2025-11-16T17:33:48Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdvkymhxfmtah3mksxjvqw4w8av3h5259sdmcw03ts7nfqsuc6f6qzyzvylwjme7wjk5c3hmwhj06cyw2kmle72kzrhh5wsde6j56tqy3qkz5xr66 computers used to be annoying. they still are but they used to be too. 2025-11-04T13:14:37Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgj3xwxz8kscntv9e03epe9nq6c50uyd870nw9yj0t8ln4jpec08czyzvylwjme7wjk5c3hmwhj06cyw2kmle72kzrhh5wsde6j56tqy3qkjwd83q certain programming languages are being blamed for declining birthrates 2025-09-06T21:52:01Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs98hvwg7gy5ncz86l5cudplgv3kvtgwfut7hkkgs4a87a5yzl7v8czyzvylwjme7wjk5c3hmwhj06cyw2kmle72kzrhh5wsde6j56tqy3qk3uasu2 maybe the hairless ape that is hardwired to see faces in the clouds is not the best judge of whether or not the machine has a soul 2025-09-04T18:04:22Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsd8gljjmgx6gklflwe3s389w4sstpcg5hf4xmzgv4u5j429pvpxhqzyzvylwjme7wjk5c3hmwhj06cyw2kmle72kzrhh5wsde6j56tqy3qkcpfmtt dont forget to renew your renewables and cancel your cancelables 2025-08-18T20:06:47Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsx9pfufyuug46tzcrrmxwaf3a7ljnxpk0vq0nsa9asxvjvrlmzqkgzyzvylwjme7wjk5c3hmwhj06cyw2kmle72kzrhh5wsde6j56tqy3qknjyk8p many of you are too young to remember when computers were briefly kind of cool 2025-08-17T21:20:08Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsy5nzthhp73y5mjyd0z2zpjns7x8fehcueyqegu9cp3xvcdc52zzqzyzvylwjme7wjk5c3hmwhj06cyw2kmle72kzrhh5wsde6j56tqy3qkt2gtc0 the internet is littered with the ruins of empires who believed their hyperlinks would resolve forever 2025-07-21T20:46:58Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxkvl7rszsjptdj84f74njstt5u5v5alelgtrsw6gnfzlj8g39kxqzyzvylwjme7wjk5c3hmwhj06cyw2kmle72kzrhh5wsde6j56tqy3qk2rdpxg extremely funny actually to be a self-driving car heading to a location beeping and booping like its any other day only to become a burning barricade against fascism<br/> <img src="https://cdn.masto.host/factscomputer/media_attachments/files/114/656/195/898/029/997/original/c86784721791b365.png"> <br/> 2025-06-10T00:19:53Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0ce0ns8fyva4ylz9d5kv7g7yvefxk3rsga67aaav4dkez7nw7g9szyzvylwjme7wjk5c3hmwhj06cyw2kmle72kzrhh5wsde6j56tqy3qknnlf7c lisp you have to stop. You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. they’ll kill you<br/> <img src="https://cdn.masto.host/factscomputer/media_attachments/files/114/580/857/180/812/978/original/75f453951339f08e.png"> <br/> 2025-05-27T16:59:23Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqspjqhgqfvaklv4tdk0qxpykm6aa3jxv7ltjxw2lppr7vzhyh4ek2czyzvylwjme7wjk5c3hmwhj06cyw2kmle72kzrhh5wsde6j56tqy3qk7cmxwa just think: if the semicolon hadnt been invented programming couldnt even exist 2025-05-06T11:05:37Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstrxuew8je0v6e3888j0q8hra4uhxdc9fwzswv4nkgytf9pa6rszczyzvylwjme7wjk5c3hmwhj06cyw2kmle72kzrhh5wsde6j56tqy3qkpz8n30 please ensure your password is at least 512 characters long and enable 12 factor authentication thank you 2025-05-02T16:31:12Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8hraglafadkncu86m0gzs739gfs3yn8u2u8zuhy99ypqpwrhatmszyzvylwjme7wjk5c3hmwhj06cyw2kmle72kzrhh5wsde6j56tqy3qkeq5l2r there&#39;s another internet, buried under this internet, and it also sucks 2025-04-23T20:46:16Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsz9jlzmuaqh7u5eyxunhwsdeurjjag5xhgq206vwh4ppv7d4rgzrszyzvylwjme7wjk5c3hmwhj06cyw2kmle72kzrhh5wsde6j56tqy3qkgew8ny asking ai to read my emails and give me a bullet point summary<br/>asking ai to watch that movie I&#39;ve been meaning to see and give me a bullet point summary<br/>asking ai to read those poems my best friend sent me and give me a bullet point summary<br/>asking ai to fuck my boyfriend and give me a bullet point summary<br/>asking ai to grow old and gray surrounded by the laughter of loved ones and accept the embrace of death with peace and without fear having lived a full life and give me a bullet point summary 2025-04-15T08:01:50Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs950xafkacxqev0wnssshjc6z20x9u7rsw6nv92fnwtt7a7j9r4qgzyzvylwjme7wjk5c3hmwhj06cyw2kmle72kzrhh5wsde6j56tqy3qkuedurl the old world is dying<br/>the new world was trained on the old<br/>now is the time of slop 2025-02-19T15:54:32Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0cu62haghh8nue7qzm3r45hu8737djgvwx0x508z3gehsdppe8uczyzvylwjme7wjk5c3hmwhj06cyw2kmle72kzrhh5wsde6j56tqy3qkattthn 🚨 PRIVILEGE ESCALATION VULNERABILITY 🚨<br/><br/>liberal western democracies allow capitalism to coexist with democracies. attackers can leverage this oversight by converting disproportionate economic power gained through capitalism into disproportionate political power, effectively deciding the outcome of elections.<br/><br/>when successful the attack causes large scale data breaches, the looting of treasuries, the undoing of a decades of progress, and the end of the promise of pluralistic societies. 2025-02-18T23:33:29Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqcexspgzj3zn6gn95aqmukfs37qda9k9m6kp4zm3cwmsfcmt0syszyzvylwjme7wjk5c3hmwhj06cyw2kmle72kzrhh5wsde6j56tqy3qkrdgrdp are you a better programmer than ai? it depends, how many lakes do you drink to write a python script? 2025-01-24T14:18:05Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdpjm9a6lk3dzhg5r5g7wq4yzj3d9cx7adzyuhru5j2reusvctwmczyzvylwjme7wjk5c3hmwhj06cyw2kmle72kzrhh5wsde6j56tqy3qksd3j42 five simultaneous winter wildfires have turned los angeles into the fifth circle of hell but a computer can make you an image of a dog playing pinball whenever you want so whos to say if things are good or bad 2025-01-09T16:15:23Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsr7e94p97rq542z0kpgjjv38vyjvyzqq3m3krvsjmqljqpd7ntfsszyzvylwjme7wjk5c3hmwhj06cyw2kmle72kzrhh5wsde6j56tqy3qk65d08f be careful not to fall in love with computer, computer cannot love you back 2024-12-19T22:29:40Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8cc3s98l7sq34zu95t40k23uqqupptytdj6e8ate6mts8tu7h65szyzvylwjme7wjk5c3hmwhj06cyw2kmle72kzrhh5wsde6j56tqy3qkufh8ex oh yeah i love LLM: Liberate Luigi Mangione 2024-12-10T00:19:55Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyredyn25m8u0sjh2tzwqpm4evuxkru47alrvwyy2nd23gapzhn3szyzvylwjme7wjk5c3hmwhj06cyw2kmle72kzrhh5wsde6j56tqy3qk349gcm look if some exe is consuming a lot of resources and is not responding to the system sometimes you have to End Task for the good of the whole computer 2024-12-05T20:07:28Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqst8uwh9a6qvkmgv4pt78gew2yh0atv5c6k6u8ma6xtyche8w6lqqszyzvylwjme7wjk5c3hmwhj06cyw2kmle72kzrhh5wsde6j56tqy3qk87htsk &#34;broken windows theory&#34; is the theory that microsoft windows is fucking broken 2024-11-19T22:21:52Z