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If everyone tried to download from the root, we&#39;d be a<br/>bush, not a tree (and who wants to be a bush in this day and age).<br/>From: Melissa Danfort 2026-07-06T23:20:01Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2zlwm4u5zredn8s68v5qlrc06l7yxhxdpelhvfy9zguxckz4j42gzyq8p4tw4eh5dd4zhw0ncj0mex4g3yuz0yakas7gvz6agd0yplhwrc2dq9l2 In San Francisco, Halloween is redundant.<br/> -- Will Durst 2026-07-05T23:50:01Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsx8lj6t8hjdfd0pwsszp79e2llatd6jrmppq9al58vjpjvjulyeaqzyq8p4tw4eh5dd4zhw0ncj0mex4g3yuz0yakas7gvz6agd0yplhwrcg0mg5l You know, I think everybody longs to be loved, and longs to know that he or she is lovable. And, consequently, the greatest thing that we can do is to help somebody know that they&#39;re loved and capable of loving.<br/>~ Fred Rogers 2026-06-30T03:20:01Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswrzzjsdd9zjp2fu8sqsjuctxfwssruylxek75zw5krlcds63695szyq8p4tw4eh5dd4zhw0ncj0mex4g3yuz0yakas7gvz6agd0yplhwrcpepx68 Open system: Made up of parts from different manufacturers so that, when you crash, each vendor can blame the others. 2025-01-27T18:20:00Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8yyct4qnvntddx7n89uwepavucds4yzk7aakeewnf2qg5af2xrcszyq8p4tw4eh5dd4zhw0ncj0mex4g3yuz0yakas7gvz6agd0yplhwrcsdl6rx &#34;I&#39;d love to go out with you, but I&#39;m converting my calendar watch from<br/>Julian to Gregorian.&#34; 2025-01-27T16:20:01Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswxce7txyyruleyuq54cmekmgxczjmts0d4vxdma5wz6tcseme07qzyq8p4tw4eh5dd4zhw0ncj0mex4g3yuz0yakas7gvz6agd0yplhwrc0zcntp When in a bar, you can order a drink called a &#34;Chuck Norris&#34;. 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The device is inherently of no value to us.&#34;<br/> --Western Union internal memo, 1876. 2025-01-27T12:50:00Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqszmp26v6c7vw2lfmj6uajmzq6zzhndx4ey4nx3sv5g4r52dsxzuwgzyq8p4tw4eh5dd4zhw0ncj0mex4g3yuz0yakas7gvz6agd0yplhwrcv3w7l9 SCARE THE SQUARE 2025-01-27T04:50:01Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgd5yd23rxalhq3hqlxteype7vcumnl9dqfun4nxfzcghuhr8w8zszyq8p4tw4eh5dd4zhw0ncj0mex4g3yuz0yakas7gvz6agd0yplhwrcx2w8zx A woman should have compassion.<br/> -- Kirk, &#34;Catspaw&#34;, stardate 3018.2 2025-01-27T00:50:00Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9dy460gf00qgl35y85uvvfzkkrjc8ldq9e0cxqqrm6hkr609g0qszyq8p4tw4eh5dd4zhw0ncj0mex4g3yuz0yakas7gvz6agd0yplhwrcsutxxy Yes, yes, I saw the Terrance and Philip movie. Who wants to touch me? I said<br/>who wants to fucking touch me? 2025-01-26T19:50:01Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsw4c4ptf69tw0n7mzgjtwpkw5l5d2y7y9xuj5czsdcyul7jjykpmgzyq8p4tw4eh5dd4zhw0ncj0mex4g3yuz0yakas7gvz6agd0yplhwrclnjztd All who joy would win Must share it --<br/>Happiness was born a twin.<br/> -- Lord Byron 2024-11-09T02:50:01Z