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      <title type="html">The goal for this project (which I am almost certainly going to ...</title>
    
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      The goal for this project (which I am almost certainly going to get bored of before reaching) is to create an emergent universe of dealership scumbaggery so rich in tabletop-esque open-ended interaction that I can hook it all up to Google Voice and patch into the dealerverse as the sole human participant. I want to LARP as Doug from VINwiki by verbally arguing over the phone with synthetic exotic wholesalers trying to rip me off on simulated car deals involving completely imaginary Lamborghinis.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;RT: &lt;a href=&#34;https://shitpost.cloud/objects/2bcba624-e8fe-4eeb-9628-6e642a5b2a03&#34;&gt;https://shitpost.cloud/objects/2bcba624-e8fe-4eeb-9628-6e642a5b2a03&lt;/a&gt;
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      <title type="html">&amp;gt;be me &amp;gt;discover Amex Platinum &amp;gt;annual fee initially ...</title>
    
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      &amp;gt;be me&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;discover Amex Platinum&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;annual fee initially appears to be a violation of the Geneva Convention&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;then discover Centurion Lounges&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;immediately realize I have stumbled onto the closest thing America has to buying a minor hereditary title&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;start doing the math&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;airport beer: $14&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;bourbon: $18&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;food: $25&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;coffee: $7&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;shower: spiritually priceless&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;eat three plates and drink two bourbons&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;#34;already extracted like $110 of value&amp;#34;&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;girlfriend asks why I am calculating the ROI of breakfast&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;she doesn&amp;#39;t understand&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;this isn&amp;#39;t breakfast&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;this is fee amortization&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;begin treating every lounge visit like a private-equity acquisition&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;#34;need another old fashioned, babe, otherwise we&amp;#39;re leaving basis points on the table&amp;#34;&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;start booking flights with longer layovers on purpose&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;normal person sees three-hour connection&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;I see an opportunity to unlock shareholder value&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;walk through terminal&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;families sitting on floor&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;guy charging phone from outlet behind trash can&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;mother dividing one $17 sandwich among three children&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;look down at Platinum card&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;little rectangle whispers&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;#34;you are not like them&amp;#34;&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;enter Lounge&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;instant transition from Mad Max to Davos&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;soft chairs&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;buffet&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;showers&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;bartender&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;actual plates&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;electrical outlets created after 1997&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;start getting irrationally smug&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;check FlyerTalk between bites&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;some autist says the salmon at DFW is 11% worse than last quarter&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;furiously update mental valuation model&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;girlfriend increasingly concerned&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;tell her lounge food isn&amp;#39;t &amp;#34;free&amp;#34;&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;it&amp;#39;s a yield-bearing instrument&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;she asks me to stop saying this&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;refuse&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;eventually become full credit-card churn goblin&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;have spreadsheet tracking annual fees, statement credits, lounge visits, SUBs, retention offers, transfer bonuses and estimated cents-per-point&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;discover I can value literally any human activity if I become annoying enough&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;#34;babe that shower was conservatively worth $22&amp;#34;&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;#34;it was a shower&amp;#34;&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;#34;incorrect&amp;#34;&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;one trip girlfriend starts being annoying in terminal&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;complaining about my routing&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;complaining that our connection is four hours&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;complaining that I chose this itinerary specifically because the airport has a Centurion Lounge&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;finally tells me if I mention &amp;#34;effective annual fee&amp;#34; one more time she&amp;#39;s going to lose it&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;silence&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;look at her&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;look at Lounge entrance&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;look back at her&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;make executive decision&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;#34;I think we need some time apart&amp;#34;&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;scan card&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;enter Lounge without her&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;girlfriend freezes&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;cannot believe what has just occurred&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;I can&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;capital allocation sometimes requires difficult decisions&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;order bourbon&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;sit beside massive glass wall facing terminal&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;take first sip&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;excellent&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;look outside&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;girlfriend standing there&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;staring directly at me through glass&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;Jesus Christ&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;expression like an angry tiger watching a zookeeper eat steak&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;quickly look away&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;pretend to check Bloomberg&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;five minutes later glance back&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;still there&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;has moved approximately six feet closer&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;take another sip&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;bourbon suddenly tastes less relaxing&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;bartender asks if everything is okay&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;#34;fantastic&amp;#34;&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;girlfriend now pacing slowly outside perimeter&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;occasionally stops and looks in&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;begin experiencing what analysts call downside risk&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;consider leaving&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;remember annual fee&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;absolutely not&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;second bourbon&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;thirty minutes pass&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;look again&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;she has found the perfect angle through the glass&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;arms crossed&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;motionless&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;predator behavior&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;briefly feel primal twinge of fear&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;realize I eventually have to exit this Lounge&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;portfolio currently exposed to concentrated girlfriend risk&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;consider asking bartender whether Amex offers evacuation insurance&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;instead order third bourbon&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;if I die, need to maximize benefit utilization first&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;eventually text her&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;#34;want me to bring you a cookie?&amp;#34;&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;three dots appear instantly&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;three dots disappear&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;three dots appear again&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;phone rings&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;decline call&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;Jesus Christ&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;start pricing alternative flights&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;anyway&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;annual fee hits next month&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;obviously keeping the card&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;people say Amex Platinum is overpriced&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;idiots&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;you&amp;#39;re not paying for credits&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;you&amp;#39;re paying for the ability to sit behind glass drinking bourbon while the general airport population experiences civilization at its natural carrying capacity&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;the SUB is temporary&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;the points get devalued&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;the Uber credit is annoying&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;but the feeling of walking past Gate B12 and thinking&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;#34;damn, imagine not having access&amp;#34;&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;that yield is eternal&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; 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    <updated>2026-10-03T21:03:39Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Retards have such spectacular meltdowns over JK Rowling that I ...</title>
    
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      Retards have such spectacular meltdowns over JK Rowling that I sometimes forget she&amp;#39;s just a standard issue libfoid circa 2011 and not actually ultra giga based fem Hitler.
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    <updated>2026-10-02T22:20:07Z</updated>
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      I want the version of the Chris Hansen movie that Jersh is describing because listening to him talk about it has me dying.
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    <updated>2026-10-02T17:10:13Z</updated>
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      The game industry has not suffered nearly enough layoffs.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;video controls width=&#34;100%&#34; class=&#34;max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700&#34;&gt;&lt;source src=&#34;https://shitpost.cloud/media/85c1b962-77f3-496d-b3f2-1d35d6b9f172/tGFo_DV2HgxkG06J.mp4&#34;&gt;&lt;/video&gt;
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    <updated>2026-10-01T22:04:18Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">It&amp;#39;s really funny watching all these WoW streamers cope and ...</title>
    
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      It&amp;#39;s really funny watching all these WoW streamers cope and seethe because Blizzard said they may be punished for taking gold handouts that originate from RMT in the WoW Forever beta. What a tragedy that the people who get handed real money to play a video game have to actually &amp;#34;work&amp;#34; for the fake money inside said video game.
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    <updated>2026-10-01T21:41:05Z</updated>
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      People trying to litigate the question of consent out of this Cornell frat house ketamine gangbang Slaanesh-tier nightmare of degeneracy that&amp;#39;s blowing up in the media right now are retarded. Back in the day the village would just stone everybody involved to death to establish a zero tolerance policy for participating in that kind of depravity at all.
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    <updated>2026-10-01T20:02:22Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">&amp;gt;mfw Asmon has been talking about Twitch nigger drama for ...</title>
    
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      &amp;gt;mfw Asmon has been talking about Twitch nigger drama for nearly two fucking hours&lt;br/&gt;Oh my God please talk about anything else, I&amp;#39;m begging you. I&amp;#39;d rather listen to more of his horrible Iran war takes than one more minute of this Twitch circus monkey garbage.
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    <updated>2026-10-01T18:50:12Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">&amp;gt;become a necromancer eleven times (twice from yourself) ...</title>
    
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      &amp;gt;become a necromancer eleven times (twice from yourself)&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;worship personal pantheon of depravity, lust, death and murder&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;die to nameless human&lt;br/&gt;Sigma grindset?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://shitpost.cloud/media/494ca3ee-e97b-4e32-bb3e-23cbc1ddc464/troll%20necromancer%20to%20the%20eleventh.png&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2026-10-01T08:57:50Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">New AI project: Web app that takes an OpenAI API key and then ...</title>
    
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      New AI project: Web app that takes an OpenAI API key and then builds out a universe tick by tick from one initial user-described seed entity, building out a relationship graph of everything in the universe as it goes.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://shitpost.cloud/media/fde26eca-f8f0-42e1-be51-2b2b1309231d/Untitled.png&#34;&gt; 
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      I don&amp;#39;t think we need a half hour podcast episode to solve this mystery.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://shitpost.cloud/media/39097ae1-4bb5-44f8-bae8-848bfa52a916/Screenshot_20260930-101234.png&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2026-09-30T15:14:07Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Hot Pockets don&amp;#39;t come with a crisping sleeve anymore. Is ...</title>
    
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      Hot Pockets don&amp;#39;t come with a crisping sleeve anymore. Is nothing sacred, jews?
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    <updated>2026-09-30T02:03:00Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">&amp;gt;be me &amp;gt;ordinary citizen of Earth &amp;gt;aliens invade ...</title>
    
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      &amp;gt;be me&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;ordinary citizen of Earth&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;aliens invade&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;humanity gets absolutely folded in seven hours&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;entire planet occupied by incomprehensible multidimensional empire&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;expect some terrifying alien warlord to become governor of Earth&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;turn on television&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;it&amp;#39;s my old fucking boss&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;Dr. Wallace Breen&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;former administrator at Black Mesa&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;the same dickhead who used to send facility-wide emails titled RE: BREAK ROOM CLEANLINESS — FINAL WARNING&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;apparently during mankind&amp;#39;s darkest hour he somehow networked his way into becoming the Combine&amp;#39;s regional manager for Planet Earth&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;aliens conquer billions of people&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;ask themselves who should run this place&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;#34;what about that passive-aggressive administrator from New Mexico&amp;#34;&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;perfect&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;twenty years later&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;living in City 17&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;everything sucks&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;food rationed&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;reproduction suppressed&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;masked cops beat people in train stations&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;transhuman soldiers everywhere&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;but somehow the worst part is still Breen&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;every public screen constantly playing his stupid face&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;#34;Welcome. Welcome to City 17.&amp;#34;&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;oh fantastic&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;the mandatory all-hands meeting survived the apocalypse&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;can&amp;#39;t even walk to the ration terminal without getting another fucking Breencast&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;#34;I&amp;#39;d like to address some concerns regarding recent citizen productivity metrics&amp;#34;&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;MY BROTHER IN CHRIST THE SKY IS OCCUPIED BY AN INTERDIMENSIONAL EMPIRE&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;Breen still somehow talking like quarterly numbers are down 4%&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;begin wondering how much of Combine rule is actually alien policy&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;Overwatch suppression field?&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;probably Combine&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;memory replacement?&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;probably Combine&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;mandatory relocation?&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;probably Combine&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;vending machines exclusively stocked with DR. BREEN&amp;#39;S PRIVATE RESERVE&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;absolutely fucking Breen&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;imagine seeing the cans for the first time&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;water tastes vaguely metallic&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;label has your old boss&amp;#39;s name on it&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;#34;Don&amp;#39;t drink the water. They put something in it to make you forget.&amp;#34;&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;yeah they made us forget Pepsi apparently&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;Breen definitely sat in a Citadel meeting going&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;#34;While we&amp;#39;re restructuring the human species, I&amp;#39;d like to discuss beverage-brand consolidation.&amp;#34;&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;Combine Advisors staring at him telepathically&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;#34;Wallace this was supposed to be about planetary assimilation&amp;#34;&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;#34;Of course. I&amp;#39;ve prepared a 46-slide deck.&amp;#34;&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;civilization reduced to numbered cities&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;entire species being biologically rewritten&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;somewhere Breen is still drafting an email because Citizen Protection forgot to properly complete a requisition form&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;SUBJECT: REMINDER — CIVIL PROTECTION BATON INVENTORY&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;#34;Team, we&amp;#39;ve noticed several stun batons have not been returned to their designated charging stations.&amp;#34;&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;alien empire capable of harvesting universes&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;somehow conquered Earth and immediately inherited corporate middle management&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;resistance starts forming&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;Combine assumes humans object to enslavement&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;half of City 17 actually just wants Breen to stop broadcasting his podcast over the PA system&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;Gordon Freeman returns&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;Breen recognizes him&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;immediately starts talking like Gordon is an employee who went AWOL before completing an exit interview&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;#34;Dr. Freeman. I understand you&amp;#39;ve been causing some difficulties.&amp;#34;&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;difficulties&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;Gordon has destroyed three military installations&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;Breen still giving him the disappointed HR voice&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;#34;This really isn&amp;#39;t the professional way to handle workplace grievances.&amp;#34;&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;eventually citizens storm the streets&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;Citadel under siege&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;Combine probably watching the uprising through surveillance feeds&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;#34;Why are the locals so angry?&amp;#34;&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;Breen nervously closes spreadsheet labeled CITY17_SYNERGY_INITIATIVE_FINAL_v12.xlsx&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;realize Half-Life 2 isn&amp;#39;t merely about alien occupation&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;it&amp;#39;s about the uniquely Kafkaesque horror of discovering that when aliens conquered Earth&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;they promoted your shitty boss&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;and now there is no HR department above him&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;because the HR department is an unknowable extradimensional intelligence&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;and apparently it thinks he&amp;#39;s doing a fantastic job&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://shitpost.cloud/media/60098f01-1340-4e72-afcf-2f613743e415/latest%20%283%29.webp&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2026-09-30T01:07:59Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Niggas be having some kinda retard cage match on my instance ...</title>
    
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      Niggas be having some kinda retard cage match on my instance while I&amp;#39;m at work :marseyinvestigate:&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://shitpost.cloud/media/a6555fd5-075a-4c1f-9b12-bbccf5cf6a9d/Screenshot_20260929-153550.png&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2026-09-29T20:39:11Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">When the cuckservative take is so ice cold even Matt Walsh is ...</title>
    
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      When the cuckservative take is so ice cold even Matt Walsh is calling you out.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://shitpost.cloud/media/fdf1b5af-9d0f-4fdb-8b40-4d8f7e9da7d1/Screenshot_20260929-152929.png&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2026-09-29T20:30:58Z</updated>
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      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqsxljs2dhgcmlesgt4h7efnmn5qnrq4e6ws6eyvuzycz5njpfnyeqgzyq8vghcuc2kww0uqels69t4zh62z35u74v6jtzwjcngzduqzvtk8g048cjl</title>
    
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    <updated>2026-09-27T03:48:23Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">&amp;gt;be me &amp;gt;Kim Jong Un &amp;gt;Supreme Leader of the Democratic ...</title>
    
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      &amp;gt;be me&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;Kim Jong Un&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;Supreme Leader of the Democratic People&amp;#39;s Republic of Korea&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;wake up in Pyongyang&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;sunlight gently filtering through curtains of enormous government residence&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;personal chef asks whether I want Korean, Japanese, French, Italian, or &amp;#34;that Swiss breakfast you like&amp;#34;&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;decisions_decisions.jpg&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;eventually settle on imported cheese and steak&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;turn on state television&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;beautiful patriotic music&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;everyone on TV says I&amp;#39;m doing an excellent job&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;nice&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;check newspaper&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;front page says country is prosperous&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;second page says country is prosperous&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;third page contains photograph of me pointing at a tractor&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;apparently tractor factory exceeded expectations&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;excellent news&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;head outside&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;streets suspiciously clean&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;everyone I encounter starts smiling and applauding&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;random citizens visibly overcome with joy just from seeing me&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;western media says North Koreans are miserable&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;???&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;literally haven&amp;#39;t met a dissatisfied citizen in my entire life&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;ask aide about this&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;#34;Supreme Leader, the people adore you.&amp;#34;&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;knew it&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;drive through Pyongyang in armored Mercedes&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;traffic nonexistent&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;never have to stop at red lights&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;restaurants always have tables available&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;never seen homelessness&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;never seen unemployment&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;never seen a protest&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;never even seen graffiti&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;western cities apparently have all of these things&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;and they call US the dysfunctional country&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;lmao&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;arrive at missile facility&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;scientists have been awake for 43 consecutive hours preparing demonstration&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;they look slightly nervous&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;probably excited&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;rocket launches successfully&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;everyone cheers&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;scientist in front row crying&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;patriotism is beautiful&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;return home&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;check internet&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;internet works perfectly&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;all 28 websites load instantly&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;no ads&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;no spam&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;no political arguments&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;no Reddit&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;westerners voluntarily pay for gigabit fiber just to spend six hours arguing with strangers named xXFreedomPatriot1488Xx&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;who exactly lives in the dystopia here&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;foreign diplomat visits&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;mentions food insecurity&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;confused&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;open refrigerator&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;completely full&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;open second refrigerator&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;also full&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;open climate-controlled cheese room&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;extremely full&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;#34;What food insecurity?&amp;#34;&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;diplomat stares at floor&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;probably embarrassed by how stupid his question was&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;later watch BBC documentary&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;British narrator says DPRK citizens lack basic freedoms&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;look around room&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;can go anywhere I want&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;can say anything I want&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;can own anything I want&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;can even launch ballistic missile over the Sea of Japan if I&amp;#39;m feeling whimsical&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;sounds pretty free to me&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;apparently Americans aren&amp;#39;t even allowed to do that&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;land of the free my ass&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;documentary continues&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;says citizens are afraid of government surveillance&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;turn to twelve security officers standing behind couch&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;#34;You guys spying on me?&amp;#34;&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;#34;ABSOLUTELY NOT, SUPREME LEADER&amp;#34;&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;there you have it&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;propaganda debunked in real time&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;next morning receive intelligence briefing&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;foreign analysts once again describe North Korea as &amp;#34;one of the most repressive societies on Earth&amp;#34;&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;honestly starting to think these people have never actually been here&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;I&amp;#39;ve lived in North Korea my entire life&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;never been hungry&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;never been arrested&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;never been sent to a labor camp&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;never had electricity shut off&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;never had trouble finding housing&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;healthcare staff immediately available whenever I need them&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;everyone I meet compliments my haircut&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;statistically speaking this place seems fantastic&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;begin suspecting international community is simply jealous&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;tell propaganda department to release statement:&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;#34;SUPREME LEADER REPORTS PERSONAL SATISFACTION RATE OF 100%&amp;#34;&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;another stunning victory for Juche
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    <updated>2026-09-26T06:38:24Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">I have never played WoW but watching Asmon play the new classic ...</title>
    
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      I have never played WoW but watching Asmon play the new classic beta is kinda making me want to try it.
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    <updated>2026-09-25T22:37:44Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Every time I think about how thoroughly Halo has been raped into ...</title>
    
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      Every time I think about how thoroughly Halo has been raped into the grave by the most insufferable faggots the world has ever seen, I rewatch this two-minute ODST trailer and imagine an alternate timeline where a TV series was produced with comparable kino aura and Microsoft&amp;#39;s &amp;#34;second trilogy&amp;#34; never existed.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href=&#34;https://youtu.be/XRMUYpH7bQk&#34;&gt;https://youtu.be/XRMUYpH7bQk&lt;/a&gt;
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    <updated>2026-09-25T00:38:47Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">It is later than you think. This clock will soon strike midnight, ...</title>
    
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      It is later than you think. This clock will soon strike midnight, and nobody has the power to make it stop ticking.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://shitpost.cloud/media/1e3703e7-b34b-4113-bb68-d181cc6083f2/Screenshot_20260924-174737.png&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://shitpost.cloud/media/aeb2a93b-8b6b-4434-93bc-0f7853a0f951/COMM-global-reserve-currencies-03312023.png&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2026-09-24T22:59:52Z</updated>
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      Live Canadian reaction to rudimentary display of American freedom.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;video controls width=&#34;100%&#34; class=&#34;max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700&#34;&gt;&lt;source src=&#34;https://shitpost.cloud/media/4e4126c4-e80e-4dfb-9d27-935f31012781/clip-clip-01m0kk7k32m22n87gzahmtv54m_48uXVxjH.mp4&#34;&gt;&lt;/video&gt;
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    <updated>2026-08-21T21:56:36Z</updated>
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    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsz6fcnz4pq0nwvrl5c73r40wyql0q6z4psgcnk8cvc57trjw8nd5qzyq8vghcuc2kww0uqels69t4zh62z35u74v6jtzwjcngzduqzvtk8g44fvqx" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsf58waawdckzge9ug2nzz7mtsdply92agpklzjfj2ex750mhvpqqgcr9m25&#39;&gt;nevent1q…9m25&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Just dump it in Detroit, problem solved.
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    <updated>2026-08-12T22:03:10Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsta0qwlggx68sychjqucczgkqspc0vvle70pxxy59dxrvcp3q7hfczyq8vghcuc2kww0uqels69t4zh62z35u74v6jtzwjcngzduqzvtk8ggdetvz</id>
    
      <title type="html">Greencels hate it when you bring up the spicy rocks. That ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsta0qwlggx68sychjqucczgkqspc0vvle70pxxy59dxrvcp3q7hfczyq8vghcuc2kww0uqels69t4zh62z35u74v6jtzwjcngzduqzvtk8ggdetvz" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqszthvfnv0232xq60v58j8fkp6dwjasmr2u88w2fyn65k2cs307wfc7gwgxy&#39;&gt;nevent1q…wgxy&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Greencels hate it when you bring up the spicy rocks. That technology has to remain in the wastebin forever because of a massive fuckup from a communist utopia that no longer exists.
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    <updated>2026-08-12T21:59:57Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2n7kcfah8uuzzhyjjayuydxddw4j7uffzdzguerlan8rvla6j7jczyq8vghcuc2kww0uqels69t4zh62z35u74v6jtzwjcngzduqzvtk8glzcaly</id>
    
      <title type="html">The best green power comes from glowing green rocks. Nuclear ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2n7kcfah8uuzzhyjjayuydxddw4j7uffzdzguerlan8rvla6j7jczyq8vghcuc2kww0uqels69t4zh62z35u74v6jtzwjcngzduqzvtk8glzcaly" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsvnahsqhuy0v8kwket8vheyp5mq52lejrevxwmwe8mv2m4w90fq7ckl2cym&#39;&gt;nevent1q…2cym&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;The best green power comes from glowing green rocks. Nuclear comeback tour gonna be lit.
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    <updated>2026-08-12T21:56:44Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsy4zppmyc04yycmqwgg2fwez9ujl0mzf5a0j0qxfw0kgshv0n4vhszyq8vghcuc2kww0uqels69t4zh62z35u74v6jtzwjcngzduqzvtk8g00xqng</id>
    
      <title type="html">Solar panels are based because they&amp;#39;ve created a colossal ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsy4zppmyc04yycmqwgg2fwez9ujl0mzf5a0j0qxfw0kgshv0n4vhszyq8vghcuc2kww0uqels69t4zh62z35u74v6jtzwjcngzduqzvtk8g00xqng" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs2vrl4acghu3dtjve32t04t4f600hz5rgkm58vltgqgu69a4dmafcv67m56&#39;&gt;nevent1q…7m56&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Solar panels are based because they&amp;#39;ve created a colossal industrial demand for silver that will make me rich. Therefore I support removing all taxes, tariffs or whatever on chink panels so the people can be enabled to install them on every surface imaginable.
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    <updated>2026-08-12T21:51:08Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsztdful02f39e2zpchwa78ts22sdfdf2saahd2jznpug442wqcfcczyq8vghcuc2kww0uqels69t4zh62z35u74v6jtzwjcngzduqzvtk8gw6ee3x</id>
    
      <title type="html">I attended /tv/&amp;#39;s unofficial group watch event. Genuinely one ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsztdful02f39e2zpchwa78ts22sdfdf2saahd2jznpug442wqcfcczyq8vghcuc2kww0uqels69t4zh62z35u74v6jtzwjcngzduqzvtk8gw6ee3x" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs0h3h4cuq636jqlvu46c0rpd8muny0msrn85sfv5kdx3aplrtt6nq92us4w&#39;&gt;nevent1q…us4w&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I attended /tv/&amp;#39;s unofficial group watch event. Genuinely one of the funniest moments of my entire life, only time I ever laughed so hard I was actually tearing up.
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    <updated>2026-08-07T01:48:39Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsypulw7weku3mghn6etzyqklrnhjgkfv5j25kqzffjqfeevcjxlvczyq8vghcuc2kww0uqels69t4zh62z35u74v6jtzwjcngzduqzvtk8gqfxenm</id>
    
      <title type="html">I hope it&amp;#39;s a modernized version of John Pemberton&amp;#39;s ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsypulw7weku3mghn6etzyqklrnhjgkfv5j25kqzffjqfeevcjxlvczyq8vghcuc2kww0uqels69t4zh62z35u74v6jtzwjcngzduqzvtk8gqfxenm" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsxzdplwwmr0zafdajsx3k4fqagsrhpf7ygn2yc2twypqrec2rvw9gau2gr2&#39;&gt;nevent1q…2gr2&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I hope it&amp;#39;s a modernized version of John Pemberton&amp;#39;s legendary design. He was the John Moses Browning of fuck machines.&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://shitpost.cloud/media/e8c6bb21-9796-4507-86bd-a7e5533282c0/Screenshot_20260806-203633.png&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2026-08-07T01:38:12Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsf2392l9dycwj4ptlg2s2tjv6yfnedrwsaem07c3q8njf6r638tkczyq8vghcuc2kww0uqels69t4zh62z35u74v6jtzwjcngzduqzvtk8g6m254j</id>
    
      <title type="html">Texan lolberts be like &amp;#34;First they take my anime child porn ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsf2392l9dycwj4ptlg2s2tjv6yfnedrwsaem07c3q8njf6r638tkczyq8vghcuc2kww0uqels69t4zh62z35u74v6jtzwjcngzduqzvtk8g6m254j" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsz72jcgzt6grsj8aavluhgvu38c7lq6tz7uvf0hh6qdx89gvtvm6sk3wvre&#39;&gt;nevent1q…wvre&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Texan lolberts be like &amp;#34;First they take my anime child porn and now my weed? This is just like when the Soviets took over&amp;#34;.
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    <updated>2026-08-07T01:33:06Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs202aj3e38c9xf2tphwsshcf48pn5n6zu4em8hwu9yz5adpmdl8cczyq8vghcuc2kww0uqels69t4zh62z35u74v6jtzwjcngzduqzvtk8g3wwrvk</id>
    
      <title type="html">&amp;gt;Routine Traffic Stop Becomes Felony Any% WORLD RECORD ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs202aj3e38c9xf2tphwsshcf48pn5n6zu4em8hwu9yz5adpmdl8cczyq8vghcuc2kww0uqels69t4zh62z35u74v6jtzwjcngzduqzvtk8g3wwrvk" />
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      &amp;gt;Routine Traffic Stop Becomes Felony Any% WORLD RECORD&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;“AND WE ARE OFF—suspect has been stopped for an expired registration, a very favorable opening seed!”&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;officer walks up&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;asks for license and insurance&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;driver instantly says “I know my rights”&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;“EARLY SOVEREIGN-CITIZEN DIALOGUE! Risky strat, but it saves several minutes of normal human interaction!”&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;officer asks him to step out&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;driver locks doors&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;“HE’S GOING FOR THE VEHICLE ENTRENCHMENT SKIP!”&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;begins filming the officer with a second phone despite already being filmed by three bodycams and a dashcam&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;“Excellent redundancy. This will ensure the footage survives on at least six YouTube channels.”&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;officer explains that the car is being towed&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;driver puts vehicle in gear&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;timer appears onscreen&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;00:47&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;“OH MY GOD, HE’S ATTEMPTING THE FLEEING AND ELUDING TECHNIQUE BEFORE THE FIRST MINUTE!”&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;moves forward approximately eight feet&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;immediately blocked by patrol car&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;“Bad RNG. Parking lot geometry has ended the vehicle segment early.”&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;driver gets out and runs&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;wearing flip-flops&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;“Unoptimized footwear, but look at that confidence!”&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;one flip-flop leaves his foot before he clears the handicapped space&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;“HE’S SHED AN INVENTORY ITEM TO INCREASE MOVEMENT SPEED!”&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;officer catches him beside a dumpster&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;driver begins resisting arrest while loudly announcing that he is not resisting arrest&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;“Classic verbal desync! His dialogue and character animation are no longer synchronized!”&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;gets one hand cuffed&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;reaches into pocket&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;three officers yell “DON’T REACH”&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;pulls out a bag of cocaine&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;brief silence from announcer&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;“Ladies and gentlemen, we have just witnessed an accidental felony pickup.”&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;driver tries to throw it away&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;bag lands directly on hood of patrol car&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;“INCREDIBLE ITEM PLACEMENT! That evidence could not be more secure if it had been submitted through the department’s official property window!”&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;00:02:11&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;officer searches remaining pocket&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;finds stolen credit cards&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;“BONUS CONTRABAND! This run is now fully glitched!”&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;driver claims they belong to his cousin&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;cards have four different women’s names on them&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;“A weak improvisation, but he commits to it without hesitation.”&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;officer asks whose car he was driving&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;“My girl’s.”&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;registration belongs to a rental company&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt; car reported stolen yesterday&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;announcer audibly stands up from his chair&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;“HE’S DONE IT! GRAND THEFT AUTO CONFIRMATION AT TWO MINUTES, FORTY-THREE SECONDS!”&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;driver suddenly remembers he has a warrant&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;officer checks&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;felony warrant for probation violation&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;“AND THERE’S THE LEGACY SAVE BONUS! Prior criminal progress carries over into the new run!”&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;driver begins yelling that the officers ruined his life&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;“Remarkable blame reversal. Absolutely frame-perfect.”&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;placed into back of squad car&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;kicks window&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;window cracks&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt; “PROPERTY DAMAGE DURING THE RESULTS SCREEN! HE IS STILL ADDING CHARGES AFTER THE TIMER SHOULD HAVE STOPPED!”&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;final charge list fills entire screen&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;expired registration&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;driving suspended&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;obstruction&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;resisting&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;fleeing&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;drug possession&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;possession of stolen financial instruments&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;vehicle theft&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;criminal damage to state-supported property&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;probation violation&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;official time: 3 minutes, 18 seconds&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;announcer completely loses it&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;“A NEW MISDEMEANOR-TO-FELONY ANY% WORLD RECORD! Nine charges, one lost flip-flop, zero successful decisions!”&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;comments immediately accuse him of using a modified controller&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;run rejected by moderators&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;not a true fresh-save category because he had an active warrant before the traffic stop
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    <updated>2026-08-01T20:27:53Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">Street shitter manager seething that his employee actually takes ...</title>
    
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      Street shitter manager seething that his employee actually takes his lunch break instead of using it to keep working while he eats.&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://shitpost.cloud/media/d0cd4297-ac7f-414d-873a-104695009b16/Screenshot_20260730-162726.png&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2026-07-30T21:29:56Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqstk7qdgay65wttxdex8vzjdjm24qzvsdde4ufj8cuqnvqhfa00nwszyq8vghcuc2kww0uqels69t4zh62z35u74v6jtzwjcngzduqzvtk8gv4wsss</id>
    
      <title type="html">Nugger you forgot to switch accounts again.</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqstk7qdgay65wttxdex8vzjdjm24qzvsdde4ufj8cuqnvqhfa00nwszyq8vghcuc2kww0uqels69t4zh62z35u74v6jtzwjcngzduqzvtk8gv4wsss" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsxm7yl35d6fn3vqn5ehndtu6slvk797wqf9nsk4jseswh0v6xlgygllpkkl&#39;&gt;nevent1q…pkkl&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Nugger you forgot to switch accounts again.
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    <updated>2026-07-23T00:47:16Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyf89kfm6s732ymuxu9t0tq6t2wkxj789n0qy5a04drcy9gyjtpeqzyq8vghcuc2kww0uqels69t4zh62z35u74v6jtzwjcngzduqzvtk8ge2vq5q</id>
    
      <title type="html">Chad must make Skynet pay for scrambling Uncle Norwood&amp;#39;s ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyf89kfm6s732ymuxu9t0tq6t2wkxj789n0qy5a04drcy9gyjtpeqzyq8vghcuc2kww0uqels69t4zh62z35u74v6jtzwjcngzduqzvtk8ge2vq5q" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsy6sg042grmnkysnc7yd0pd3lr7tly6xy7aqtgrazzrcelc0gtlaqpgfzd0&#39;&gt;nevent1q…fzd0&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Chad must make Skynet pay for scrambling Uncle Norwood&amp;#39;s brain.
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    <updated>2026-07-23T00:30:12Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqpvszg54zgshjslk39lwtywvmjxtn7t0zam7vt9ut96vlxdy47wszyq8vghcuc2kww0uqels69t4zh62z35u74v6jtzwjcngzduqzvtk8gwpzfvh</id>
    
      <title type="html">It&amp;#39;d probably be cheaper too.</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqpvszg54zgshjslk39lwtywvmjxtn7t0zam7vt9ut96vlxdy47wszyq8vghcuc2kww0uqels69t4zh62z35u74v6jtzwjcngzduqzvtk8gwpzfvh" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsvh5u8lv8vn5gljnyy425k02mzg0fvmaryw77f5sjktkxfkflkywc3knvmc&#39;&gt;nevent1q…nvmc&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;It&amp;#39;d probably be cheaper too.
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    <updated>2026-07-23T00:23:16Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">Guardcucks, is the goyslop situation really that bad? ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsf66f0lwg5nsf5n9hfjz8e39x4v0hxrw8cpxrl2lljz05jwwjhcxgzyq8vghcuc2kww0uqels69t4zh62z35u74v6jtzwjcngzduqzvtk8gtj6eae" />
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      Guardcucks, is the goyslop situation really that bad?&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://shitpost.cloud/media/81f48fc8-75de-459e-a2fe-93877f50e9ed/Screenshot_20260722-175404.png&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2026-07-22T22:56:20Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">🏅LEAST SURPRISING NEWS AWARD🏅 ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsym9vckc8epchn6ug36z2pj5mrm48qswnl6x6mw3uycn570rapf2gzyq8vghcuc2kww0uqels69t4zh62z35u74v6jtzwjcngzduqzvtk8gxwv2st" />
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      🏅LEAST SURPRISING NEWS AWARD🏅&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://shitpost.cloud/media/1fa31d2d-9bc4-4b66-bdb6-6756432705cf/Screenshot_20260720-152925.png&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2026-07-20T20:30:40Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0809nw48r3guu2zlw87nnjfp5mk3jvkmau6wqhpm3m6axwexgr6szyq8vghcuc2kww0uqels69t4zh62z35u74v6jtzwjcngzduqzvtk8gm0xt8f</id>
    
      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqs0809nw48r3guu2zlw87nnjfp5mk3jvkmau6wqhpm3m6axwexgr6szyq8vghcuc2kww0uqels69t4zh62z35u74v6jtzwjcngzduqzvtk8gm0xt8f</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0809nw48r3guu2zlw87nnjfp5mk3jvkmau6wqhpm3m6axwexgr6szyq8vghcuc2kww0uqels69t4zh62z35u74v6jtzwjcngzduqzvtk8gm0xt8f" />
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    <updated>2026-07-19T13:54:36Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs888au076vzz7s4e3qhy89lvr9mhsjrduc434uxa4tmw5m6wltcfczyq8vghcuc2kww0uqels69t4zh62z35u74v6jtzwjcngzduqzvtk8gea6en9" />
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">I&amp;#39;ve heard the food is pretty fantastic throughout the city, ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgem6g5rt5tvkp6rj9pfk26edheey8d8qs2r4gerw493yqxsnldeqzyq8vghcuc2kww0uqels69t4zh62z35u74v6jtzwjcngzduqzvtk8g6u84aa" />
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    <updated>2026-06-30T02:31:37Z</updated>
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    <updated>2026-06-30T02:25:37Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs25n4zryfqqpqkv4kwn4qtgvk9aw3s8v0jc766d8hk4nj55c7pvpgzyq8vghcuc2kww0uqels69t4zh62z35u74v6jtzwjcngzduqzvtk8g6dndc8" />
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    <updated>2026-06-30T02:24:37Z</updated>
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    <updated>2026-06-30T01:56:48Z</updated>
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