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  <title>Nostr notes by Assal Horizontology</title>
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    <name>Assal Horizontology</name>
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    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9qxjdvpd76g8wqwnrslgkadz3pam97tcvkqd6s7swyw46r2v0ymgzyq9c4pnkwrpgyq62t5fxws8dwrmnphw35d5y2shsr7nmd0pdktd4qfymsa9</id>
    
      <title type="html">@nprofile…ryua that’s really cruel of Atlassian to subject an ...</title>
    
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqst0z5p578jjatl5etquss4j8cdvmkrzc5jmtrt3tj8505k6pawxrgpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43qg8fja2&#39;&gt;nevent1q…fja2&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span itemprop=&#34;mentions&#34; itemscope itemtype=&#34;https://schema.org/Person&#34;&gt;&lt;a itemprop=&#34;url&#34; href=&#34;/nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpqafz9jadkpqzaedvclkth4vcm6q9fsvy6mfddq0ufwjpy4gptlwxqs0ryua&#34; class=&#34;bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1&#34;&gt;&lt;span&gt;nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpqafz9jadkpqzaedvclkth4vcm6q9fsvy6mfddq0ufwjpy4gptlwxqs0ryua&lt;/span&gt; (&lt;span class=&#34;italic&#34;&gt;nprofile…ryua&lt;/span&gt;)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; that’s really cruel of Atlassian to subject an AI to having to use JIRA.
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    <updated>2026-02-17T20:50:53Z</updated>
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    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsg2lhptgn8rppevlfgnx9kgt028kgga3nnrjyhae0vgwz9zquhp9czyq9c4pnkwrpgyq62t5fxws8dwrmnphw35d5y2shsr7nmd0pdktd4qas8u5q</id>
    
      <title type="html">@nprofile…zy6y always makes me stop scrolling</title>
    
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsf2kfdma8kvpmpp8kgnxgcpxkdxvnsfll35yn8qc72nhy0plwer6gpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43z7ndx8qx&#39;&gt;nevent1q…x8qx&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span itemprop=&#34;mentions&#34; itemscope itemtype=&#34;https://schema.org/Person&#34;&gt;&lt;a itemprop=&#34;url&#34; href=&#34;/nprofile1qyt8wumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kytcqyqwy54drptxk0pz8cwfqmnuhjjsc7z3c4dnnyz9wa7mhvxc2m2ljsvdzy6y&#34; class=&#34;bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1&#34;&gt;&lt;span&gt;nprofile1qyt8wumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kytcqyqwy54drptxk0pz8cwfqmnuhjjsc7z3c4dnnyz9wa7mhvxc2m2ljsvdzy6y&lt;/span&gt; (&lt;span class=&#34;italic&#34;&gt;nprofile…zy6y&lt;/span&gt;)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; always makes me stop scrolling
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    <updated>2025-12-18T17:05:37Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsr4jsj3hkxdr6gr5uwek5rlnx335nc50jvfd5l3w3kzphkey8maxgzyq9c4pnkwrpgyq62t5fxws8dwrmnphw35d5y2shsr7nmd0pdktd4qlnslln</id>
    
      <title type="html">@nprofile…300w @nprofile…mkp0 the shadows give this photo an ...</title>
    
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsg3mp3t42r85yge7geukppqr4g7kq8muckyutvzpydkfk8r24k3ngpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43q6dhlya&#39;&gt;nevent1q…hlya&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span itemprop=&#34;mentions&#34; itemscope itemtype=&#34;https://schema.org/Person&#34;&gt;&lt;a itemprop=&#34;url&#34; href=&#34;/nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnddaehgu3wwp6kyqpqh0ykflv9jfjuw9v9dnvg7v67w56v8jl77yr8u4nwzvg5awj0gwxsj4300w&#34; class=&#34;bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1&#34;&gt;&lt;span&gt;nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnddaehgu3wwp6kyqpqh0ykflv9jfjuw9v9dnvg7v67w56v8jl77yr8u4nwzvg5awj0gwxsj4300w&lt;/span&gt; (&lt;span class=&#34;italic&#34;&gt;nprofile…300w&lt;/span&gt;)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span itemprop=&#34;mentions&#34; itemscope itemtype=&#34;https://schema.org/Person&#34;&gt;&lt;a itemprop=&#34;url&#34; href=&#34;/nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnddaehgu3wwp6kyqpq4daqmxc5wmw9sa7v5yleasf8r50quas5kn95kefsv6h636sprvhsdvmkp0&#34; class=&#34;bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1&#34;&gt;&lt;span&gt;nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnddaehgu3wwp6kyqpq4daqmxc5wmw9sa7v5yleasf8r50quas5kn95kefsv6h636sprvhsdvmkp0&lt;/span&gt; (&lt;span class=&#34;italic&#34;&gt;nprofile…mkp0&lt;/span&gt;)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; the shadows give this photo an almost hand painted quality
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    <updated>2024-11-26T17:59:02Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">@nprofile…asy0 videos still don’t play with sound when I have ...</title>
    
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqspustxyahfcqshynh5g7gmd4y953ckajap9wdkxhtvssffch96fpcpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43qksk2hu&#39;&gt;nevent1q…k2hu&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span itemprop=&#34;mentions&#34; itemscope itemtype=&#34;https://schema.org/Person&#34;&gt;&lt;a itemprop=&#34;url&#34; href=&#34;/nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnddaehgu3wwp6kyqpq2tyk735v52ju032qahe3k2r520jlsujaem6xr8n0ex6u7eqj0anqgyasy0&#34; class=&#34;bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1&#34;&gt;&lt;span&gt;nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnddaehgu3wwp6kyqpq2tyk735v52ju032qahe3k2r520jlsujaem6xr8n0ex6u7eqj0anqgyasy0&lt;/span&gt; (&lt;span class=&#34;italic&#34;&gt;nprofile…asy0&lt;/span&gt;)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; videos still don’t play with sound when I have my phone ringer turned off; any plans to fix this?
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    <updated>2024-11-24T23:36:50Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8gdseg0pj8dcpk54l88c2ch4hh8f39scs39uwqw2w7ntzndcxl4czyq9c4pnkwrpgyq62t5fxws8dwrmnphw35d5y2shsr7nmd0pdktd4q5r5858</id>
    
      <title type="html">@npub1r39…w36c that point when it gets past the sphincter ...</title>
    
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqspy8vryghn0twnu96jug66x3ft9fqaenhlazapt356pk7ul60v8cgpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43q6e82y5&#39;&gt;nevent1q…82y5&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span itemprop=&#34;mentions&#34; itemscope itemtype=&#34;https://schema.org/Person&#34;&gt;&lt;a itemprop=&#34;url&#34; href=&#34;/npub1r399tgc2e4ncg37rjgxul9u55x8s5w9tvueq3th0kampkzk6hu5q3cw36c&#34; class=&#34;bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1&#34;&gt;&lt;span&gt;npub1r399tgc2e4ncg37rjgxul9u55x8s5w9tvueq3th0kampkzk6hu5q3cw36c&lt;/span&gt; (&lt;span class=&#34;italic&#34;&gt;npub1r39…w36c&lt;/span&gt;)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; that point when it gets past the sphincter muscle and just goes right in 🤤
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    <updated>2024-07-24T05:36:10Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsw3pmpkwkkk88mlv9zvfzs90a56d9ezj45cdsht4u4dmpn52swa9czyq9c4pnkwrpgyq62t5fxws8dwrmnphw35d5y2shsr7nmd0pdktd4qy95s3s</id>
    
      <title type="html">@npub1a2c…neku I like how the boobs are just above the surface ...</title>
    
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqszc6hfrn4lrxp08vfj3tley3raujrvs7ml4anxz67j722vr2h64hqpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43qy8y7a4&#39;&gt;nevent1q…y7a4&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span itemprop=&#34;mentions&#34; itemscope itemtype=&#34;https://schema.org/Person&#34;&gt;&lt;a itemprop=&#34;url&#34; href=&#34;/npub1a2cvuufxznpadxx3khmn0znh5v0am5y4l9u3atwdeg2868tm3hgq8hneku&#34; class=&#34;bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1&#34;&gt;&lt;span&gt;npub1a2cvuufxznpadxx3khmn0znh5v0am5y4l9u3atwdeg2868tm3hgq8hneku&lt;/span&gt; (&lt;span class=&#34;italic&#34;&gt;npub1a2c…neku&lt;/span&gt;)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; I like how the boobs are just above the surface kind of like how alligators trudge through the water with their eyes just above the surface
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    <updated>2023-08-30T05:19:04Z</updated>
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