2026-10-15T20:26:46Z https://njump.me Danny https://njump.me/npub1pyhgdufxmy7uk8llj43305t3henpfav5txll0yyk00z8qs4k2gtq4hhqx8 https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/accounts/avatars/109/370/376/341/342/084/original/db05d668f5a67af6.jpeg https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/accounts/avatars/109/370/376/341/342/084/original/db05d668f5a67af6.jpeg https://njump.me/nevent1qqsq4nllrg4h44jstrkc4dj55zp2drla8tf4xwh5gl0fz3hzyerh99czyqyjaph3ymvnmjcll72kx973wxlxv984j3vmlausjeauguzzkefpv9xe76d In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsdpetkh4wswmntrpac0hr95ye588rnccduuxgh8m2lfzzr2d740dgce5fxj'>nevent1q…5fxj</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Obviously 2026-10-21T20:50:17Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsr7v6xm7wdxqpephnk9zv0sf036jw432n577y53mnhv7mqvg5gnrgzyqyjaph3ymvnmjcll72kx973wxlxv984j3vmlausjeauguzzkefpv075xz8 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsdll3a8nn6fegr2me5wpeyru3x443r5f2hyjg2463c292xzrhak0syy8u5h'>nevent1q…8u5h</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Not even in the same ballpark. 2026-10-21T00:29:22Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxzt6nvfc9yyskppd94phfrzygt52nyc62mtzc9gyladtqkugh5nqzyqyjaph3ymvnmjcll72kx973wxlxv984j3vmlausjeauguzzkefpvtwsr29 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsg5spe8a36qccy0fzzaye540vwj7ajd8uxmvc7dzq797uhykpywpgc7xjsd'>nevent1q…xjsd</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>It was 1910. The good years. 2026-04-15T21:03:00Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgursvtfqtexa20nvuxcz7gjn7gsh38kak60w9wylp784zzwc6xaczyqyjaph3ymvnmjcll72kx973wxlxv984j3vmlausjeauguzzkefpvg72sw3 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsg57ex5dx8asqyytfc00f8yy6alawckpj0l58cu4e4ru6zjscjyeqg2m54n'>nevent1q…m54n</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Bad then? 2026-04-13T00:09:51Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfzsdj0vnnzzmvsy8cmzfnqfq42m6v736hzyr686um84tatf47srczyqyjaph3ymvnmjcll72kx973wxlxv984j3vmlausjeauguzzkefpvmm25g8 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszc7up0z4tjun47h35hq9qdd3368tpfttcx9vzuznlr9c9y0eeefqwtcdtm'>nevent1q…cdtm</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Please do 2026-03-07T19:46:41Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswysptlctzcywqcerkgtk287y9hpvg5rflx200e2y089478uja32czyqyjaph3ymvnmjcll72kx973wxlxv984j3vmlausjeauguzzkefpvudlkye In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9gjrr8nad76el8dfhrvh9flpvgl03amx7wdqag3e6src7v3s4pxqv0zxvh'>nevent1q…zxvh</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>This is literally a no brainer 2026-02-26T23:29:04Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsftn83y470slmfssnmq3fnj7slk78reddpw2mt82n2huhvr9m6dngzyqyjaph3ymvnmjcll72kx973wxlxv984j3vmlausjeauguzzkefpvwynyx3 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsfdsplzrx7yx4zyx3g9qsam5rhem5xusvpahk8ay7f4p32q0lm82sl2h3rl'>nevent1q…h3rl</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I feel pretty strongly about this 2026-01-24T04:02:11Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstkuy2c60qdarqzxep9j7rveh9ljkpe35du63eerfyjax6ny40puszyqyjaph3ymvnmjcll72kx973wxlxv984j3vmlausjeauguzzkefpv3af9ls In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsyg9zx2xrw48ln3kcdcqcslr5sqttd264qs2sz0h930g23kfzq9ecdvtt9f'>nevent1q…tt9f</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>🤌 2026-01-23T06:00:49Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs02vhvnevptuywwu742ndk8k4yx862rzdymx6eml6u0p678h2fynszyqyjaph3ymvnmjcll72kx973wxlxv984j3vmlausjeauguzzkefpva0g0n9 Heater wasn’t working at the house this week. Got a tech out and it turns out there was a wasps nest in the air intake.<br/><br/>Crafty buggers 2026-01-13T00:49:22Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs94njtnjzp8yk2zu68rq7maj4z326qstcw72l6589xtxluaks0d4szyqyjaph3ymvnmjcll72kx973wxlxv984j3vmlausjeauguzzkefpvagsj53 Wife was talking about possibly wanting a boob job in the future… <br/><br/>I don’t think they need “upgrades”<br/><br/>Serious question for the masses; Is my opinion on this matter relevant?<br/><br/>Help 2026-01-12T15:37:50Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqst62dwxqzm9zmw3jqvfs4883xqvlfaexd3703m5jdt3llu9w6mv3szyqyjaph3ymvnmjcll72kx973wxlxv984j3vmlausjeauguzzkefpvpf27lk Boost this post if you’ve ever tasted a Big Mac or have stolen a car. 2025-11-15T21:46:22Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsw5dy3m0jgxpp7qdv8mn6nk209acwskufdj0069cz0gctj9677k9szyqyjaph3ymvnmjcll72kx973wxlxv984j3vmlausjeauguzzkefpvu8gfyj Give me all your stuffing <br/>All your rolls and taters too 2025-11-14T01:32:22Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdwledj2texfg2kkcd8umaa490r0nseucg3d0nn6rsw3l0tuhfwyqzyqyjaph3ymvnmjcll72kx973wxlxv984j3vmlausjeauguzzkefpvzq48ax Why is there an open jar of sauerkraut on the counter?<br/><br/>Wife: Because I was eating it 2025-05-02T00:40:09Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0dsyh3gr2lw3w5rrtn8ygssf4f80w0pm4znmf4jp7cw0cnum4hmczyqyjaph3ymvnmjcll72kx973wxlxv984j3vmlausjeauguzzkefpv0suph9 Why do they keep promoting terrible people to senior positions? This is not how this should work.<br/><br/>Right? 2025-04-09T21:00:14Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsttff0vw8ga6ujr4pxvz60vpnhawks0g7pyk2dwe2mgjqd43teqtczyqyjaph3ymvnmjcll72kx973wxlxv984j3vmlausjeauguzzkefpvmx3hqw Nicole, I think I love you. Marry me! 2025-03-27T18:44:24Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqqjmhz7vj2jjldxfhhc6zk64624pa6gfll2gfmyn9gtk5n6c5csczyqyjaph3ymvnmjcll72kx973wxlxv984j3vmlausjeauguzzkefpv3zwfrd Feeling down? Just remember tacos exist in this timeline. 2025-02-21T02:57:36Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyjdkakv3vxn6vdglx6t7q93dpjflke9w9md8306yg3mcnk22fzegzyqyjaph3ymvnmjcll72kx973wxlxv984j3vmlausjeauguzzkefpv2p89s8 Just watched a grown ass man sit on his leg in his bar stool. Who does this?!? 2025-01-08T05:17:52Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsr9jjeqjnpnna8t4vc0vcseds64nh8t9ry5wdjz6e3f3ch8k0cwpgzyqyjaph3ymvnmjcll72kx973wxlxv984j3vmlausjeauguzzkefpvcnywsj Let’s see if I’m in the minority. Please boost for a wider audience.<br/><br/>Sweaters? 2024-12-28T03:13:58Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8ttvg2erz2ul7gjt560zjdehysm2qk3hskrchl05yprslvcah6qqzyqyjaph3ymvnmjcll72kx973wxlxv984j3vmlausjeauguzzkefpveqnkce In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsge3ypk8fh3cfudze7yd6phdyrzl6c6gmqftq755ycv3w2tj6ydmqkdw79n'>nevent1q…w79n</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>He knows how good he’s got it right? 😉 2024-12-11T04:08:42Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8m7tk99kuaefryqu9cxxn5fzlr6qqvmcl08y06t2qxhct82zgz5czyqyjaph3ymvnmjcll72kx973wxlxv984j3vmlausjeauguzzkefpvzlhyda Some days you just cannot beat Taco Bell. 2024-10-23T19:36:24Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfemq4s3mhzsr352h9lppp8h54x0mrk60l6yar4jee7hmaz3t038szyqyjaph3ymvnmjcll72kx973wxlxv984j3vmlausjeauguzzkefpvqrq7yg In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsdzrwy9vrcq6egggwwcywzjpx06g7qw8zqhq2yxqh8pp4n8xxd5lqy9t4ex'>nevent1q…t4ex</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Boo. Supervisor did unsatisfactory work. 2024-10-08T23:34:49Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvqjvay0cyypl2ys58vxfjf4cn5aav0g3l6s0dh6nntfgs0umymxczyqyjaph3ymvnmjcll72kx973wxlxv984j3vmlausjeauguzzkefpv3ldqn8 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsr5xsval8hj9hmtv3zevgzdmvx2nkrvd4dccgyl7dvm8f90jt6v4cdz2mqm'>nevent1q…2mqm</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Was I close? 😉 2024-10-08T23:30:52Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxdcepf5wqcjfvm26hjxth86yyv40qqlne7lh6p077tcmv0c2trrszyqyjaph3ymvnmjcll72kx973wxlxv984j3vmlausjeauguzzkefpvk9tz45 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsfr6ur0lp3jnlkgqnqy34f0mkv6cdxm2qvpnlrulexd0jdpg7yg5q3ank0u'>nevent1q…nk0u</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>“An image of an average looking penis. It is bent slightly to the left and semi-erect.”<br/><br/>Will that do? 2024-10-08T22:46:51Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswk2p0ymzm3s0yllg3jh2l62dvgsgkulkghqw3ej8luwxtwcpr4pszyqyjaph3ymvnmjcll72kx973wxlxv984j3vmlausjeauguzzkefpvwcurhy What is bizarre about a love triangle? <br/><br/>Bizarre would be a love rhombus 2024-10-05T22:29:38Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqst4gyxf8r9efqvx7002s3nz0mawhpxwaz5hy7fvdu8mzuvmte39vczyqyjaph3ymvnmjcll72kx973wxlxv984j3vmlausjeauguzzkefpvlml3ag When I see a Dodge Ram I immediately think:<br/><br/>Boost for wider audience 2024-09-20T20:49:41Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfwysxr5dhmjespeheg4p84tjgt2hjp2rpcsjahxwz5mhcpkvqc3gzyqyjaph3ymvnmjcll72kx973wxlxv984j3vmlausjeauguzzkefpvjldxja In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9y2n6g8atq4usz28wdgsyh8w5snqlsgn9xk6lmc85fv6xvju9rdcuu5eug'>nevent1q…5eug</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>TF were you thinking? This is on you. 2024-09-19T00:35:45Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqjwmt0cfdgct6avq8k8hk5tya0j3yvyyhx08grnmpemulxjsf85szyqyjaph3ymvnmjcll72kx973wxlxv984j3vmlausjeauguzzkefpvc8jgvu Ate breakfast at a small town diner in Montana and not one utterance of Trump. This is a first. 2024-09-11T14:37:52Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqpx32p6qn3makaex23sclg3k6agyqlk3wd3y6cg4vmdmnkaynhvqzyqyjaph3ymvnmjcll72kx973wxlxv984j3vmlausjeauguzzkefpvfwrqur In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsdvpmqj4ljktddxzft3n7hyvmtf5eu2tjwwy799fyutywh5tpcsccgr0mjz'>nevent1q…0mjz</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I plan on living a long time then! My phone came unplugged because the cord caught on something and I told it to, “Fuck off!” 2024-08-28T18:38:48Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyxf4nrvt3vu92ya4cgve75jevvyh6s20t0pqf2exnfacx8lrjupgzyqyjaph3ymvnmjcll72kx973wxlxv984j3vmlausjeauguzzkefpvdhq4nz Why do I cuss the small inconveniences in life? 2024-08-28T16:40:07Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs066k2yryyhxyxfmh4suphwyy57qpmdrn846p72sc860uzlng6auszyqyjaph3ymvnmjcll72kx973wxlxv984j3vmlausjeauguzzkefpvfgh5n0 Computer closes at end of day 5pm <br/><br/>Coworker at 5:04: I need to call Danny! 2024-08-27T23:05:16Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdcz5u8dwkd4h5ckdq8wt3mrlccfy59zj39smu65fktryau4s2dhgzyqyjaph3ymvnmjcll72kx973wxlxv984j3vmlausjeauguzzkefpv9x6dvt In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqswf9nsyvvlkqezyrtneg56xywrz899u26nn0ndaudegs3v97awtncmxv9e8'>nevent1q…v9e8</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Should I start telling you as well? 2024-08-27T20:13:26Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsg7re23c3rmnf97xy3lkdx8r07dsd2afe256jpvjj6hwng8qw5crszyqyjaph3ymvnmjcll72kx973wxlxv984j3vmlausjeauguzzkefpv3mkcky In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsvhh6vnel9n0jxyf43nlrqf5g79khjvxghtjsd0qvqlnm369a5ggsq78cgq'>nevent1q…8cgq</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>And now the rugrats song is stuck in my head… 2024-08-23T04:21:05Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsflj0k8927yg5p73mq53krhmd2pdk7axe7lgq0knpkrt2u4hhpefszyqyjaph3ymvnmjcll72kx973wxlxv984j3vmlausjeauguzzkefpv2hek9c In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsfg88sq40kr2c2xsuannw5zhpgjfc6u9v7z0gfr3yhc699xzs6k4qyv0udr'>nevent1q…0udr</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Cool, she must like sitting on pee 2024-05-22T23:42:09Z