2026-10-11T08:54:47Z https://njump.me Booooooogan Five https://njump.me/npub1qfspld48emwvrk2vjkqq79sfnfc4ezk8apy9wwhu7mnp6cvafjaqdw0lcu https://media.beige.party/accounts/avatars/110/052/064/307/594/314/original/02e857c2a145b664.jpeg https://media.beige.party/accounts/avatars/110/052/064/307/594/314/original/02e857c2a145b664.jpeg https://njump.me/nevent1qqsx23y29ndmfzk3mx4smg5akt4uyctjjsxn8vpn8hv37ekefh5ymkczyqpxq8ak5l8deswefj2cqrckpxd8zhy2cl5ys4e6lnmwv8tpn4xt5zyt7st A dead end. 2026-10-23T16:48:42Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqq4z2x38zny5c0vc9zgx02knl80403hjcs92qf962julxnm2fmyqzyqpxq8ak5l8deswefj2cqrckpxd8zhy2cl5ys4e6lnmwv8tpn4xt5rv6jxv I never seem to have enough time to do all the nothing I want to do. 2026-10-18T19:39:56Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqspupzgkhv6mx3g8wes8aem38jet8auxt0q2dpy0ur7f0e66w409zszyqpxq8ak5l8deswefj2cqrckpxd8zhy2cl5ys4e6lnmwv8tpn4xt5hmgm8w This isn’t the post you were looking for. It’s not funny, interesting, or artistic. It’s not a distraction from what’s going on in the world, or your world, or an exploration of worlds. It doesn’t rhyme or promote ideologies or talk about cats. There is no technical jargon and it was not written using Linux. There is no picture or alt text or text about alt text. This post isn’t even here. 2026-10-13T06:10:09Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs26naakrjrudqj2kna3v794cj9ejmhwkkv70xd3arxhs0q4rpyunczyqpxq8ak5l8deswefj2cqrckpxd8zhy2cl5ys4e6lnmwv8tpn4xt5nrs7sl The word, “acronym” is actually an acronym for “A Cheat for Remembering (Or Not) Your Message.” 2026-10-10T21:25:24Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsth0582ar4ewp2c28uxkq6u0g5eagd9krccsm26zgg8vjtnu0hx6czyqpxq8ak5l8deswefj2cqrckpxd8zhy2cl5ys4e6lnmwv8tpn4xt5xfty8y Have any of you ever had an activity that was a part of your life for many years, but then one day you just stopped doing it? Maybe you were a writer, or a computer programmer, or just an avid gym rat. It could be anything. <br/><br/>What sparked the change? And do you ever miss it? 2026-10-09T19:37:55Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2ztx57rr3xj7y9s0p5mzekl7wj08pl5dnee7wq3df3mq5glxmumczyqpxq8ak5l8deswefj2cqrckpxd8zhy2cl5ys4e6lnmwv8tpn4xt5xdyhfh When the universe is only made up of black holes, none of this will matter. <br/><br/>Except for that one thing you did. OMG, so embarrassing. 2026-10-06T05:51:01Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvtzpflqrrns2p7a3h2mafng9sct9s80amyf5ycv537vywmk2sw4qzyqpxq8ak5l8deswefj2cqrckpxd8zhy2cl5ys4e6lnmwv8tpn4xt5tm2rkj I’m not sure if it’s just in my dog’s nature to watch me go to the bathroom, or if she sees me watching her go to the bathroom and then thinks this is just something we do together. 2026-09-30T20:44:56Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsws8zsm66azwwzzt43v4kgj36gcgqrzes2qn6f6xpzhasu0lgq5xszyqpxq8ak5l8deswefj2cqrckpxd8zhy2cl5ys4e6lnmwv8tpn4xt5a3nrsk Them: I like your fake spiderwebs for Halloween. <br/>Me: Yes…fake…for Halloween…of course. 2026-09-30T20:31:21Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsf68dfjxkk6c86wdtkkrgz8uvdnqwgfszrnwnz7vlhcpucxcmx0fgzyqpxq8ak5l8deswefj2cqrckpxd8zhy2cl5ys4e6lnmwv8tpn4xt5p52354 I know this is going to sound crazy, but what I’d most like in a printer is one where, when I tell it to print something, it prints. 2026-09-28T06:19:01Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswmhgd2jwjs3rwega2fphv60cry6g9dell6mjejtpf9vhhxhaz3ugzyqpxq8ak5l8deswefj2cqrckpxd8zhy2cl5ys4e6lnmwv8tpn4xt5fcu9sa Watching horror movies before bed is probably fine, right? 2026-09-26T06:08:42Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8h2xhpl52rflmsjucrly48q7pwjltnj6kg36v9nhkua7waegu2nqzyqpxq8ak5l8deswefj2cqrckpxd8zhy2cl5ys4e6lnmwv8tpn4xt5l9vuff Why do the people in horror movies always act like they’ve never seen a horror movie? 2026-09-26T05:33:03Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0xsnf6vpj477ds7qstwvutgccgmxhsgf9d0qmjs9jmjc7w2296wczyqpxq8ak5l8deswefj2cqrckpxd8zhy2cl5ys4e6lnmwv8tpn4xt5jjx3ta When Dr. Doom does it it’s just “scrolling.” 2026-09-09T06:43:40Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsf9h40lp003zjg28dmxjrx98rsa07hxjesendu994ezgjwnng3vkszyqpxq8ak5l8deswefj2cqrckpxd8zhy2cl5ys4e6lnmwv8tpn4xt58rnly9 I need to make napping a religion so I can practice my rituals daily under the guise of religious freedom. 2026-09-03T06:29:31Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqszfxx2jwcftlk0jqekky2qrjaurxxe2463mf43xes7c8nd3agkwsszyqpxq8ak5l8deswefj2cqrckpxd8zhy2cl5ys4e6lnmwv8tpn4xt5rt7na6 What’s a good printer to buy that doesn’t have invasive AI on it? <br/><br/>#TechSupport <br/>#Printers <br/>#Recommendations 2026-08-29T00:58:42Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsq40rlztnq2tx24x50we7w2g96gc5d0s43exemzfmda9mvsqgdw5qzyqpxq8ak5l8deswefj2cqrckpxd8zhy2cl5ys4e6lnmwv8tpn4xt5ajj0gx Even dying is expensive. 2026-08-25T03:57:00Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqkgqk8s9wkrj3vaxw2xjhxd6w73vj8zpvyp9pp928pva2t3h4meqzyqpxq8ak5l8deswefj2cqrckpxd8zhy2cl5ys4e6lnmwv8tpn4xt58gauhn It’s never a good sign when the person leaving the public restroom apologizes to you before you go in. 2026-08-24T20:02:56Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxsed740ly9z8ex3fqzm94rn8d820xx5xllj6mhrycupe7nvx0qnczyqpxq8ak5l8deswefj2cqrckpxd8zhy2cl5ys4e6lnmwv8tpn4xt5mtpd8f My father in law passed away yesterday. We were not nearby to be there for the end. It has all hit me harder than I was expecting. I’ve been helping to take care of him for over 15 years and just had stopped thinking about it. Like it was just something I did. At first we were doing it in person, and then it became remote help - setting appointments, helping with documents, medication, etc. Just trying to process it all. 2026-08-20T18:13:39Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs96vynmxu8n90u8frcvqpdv2mlj7r0xed7ryggh7h8q8ty7vev20qzyqpxq8ak5l8deswefj2cqrckpxd8zhy2cl5ys4e6lnmwv8tpn4xt53susc5 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsq69znlah2z47dm4kl5lndah4vz6mdfld5rnexvnyhsy73yducp4qpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43qgj93w4'>nevent1q…93w4</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpqajlkfy94hws05tu90aezzkxdrw8cu5tery5hnqjy6q9spldfrk5qvsnahu" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpqajlkfy94hws05tu90aezzkxdrw8cu5tery5hnqjy6q9spldfrk5qvsnahu</span> (<span class="italic">nprofile…nahu</span>)</a></span> <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpq2s664gw8hufpkexvm9fq069482wkr2rv6fkm6lr4pwjrexsx38eqqdprl4" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpq2s664gw8hufpkexvm9fq069482wkr2rv6fkm6lr4pwjrexsx38eqqdprl4</span> (<span class="italic">nprofile…prl4</span>)</a></span> <br/>😂 <br/>I don’t have to act. 2026-08-18T03:38:32Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstgq5yehdptc8sgkjzwyw6cnm879979vzksf2ytpv6rldcutqchhszyqpxq8ak5l8deswefj2cqrckpxd8zhy2cl5ys4e6lnmwv8tpn4xt55u5nt4 Instead of resumes, I’m sending in “Hot Mix” CDs from now on. 2026-08-16T17:30:39Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgazjxh0xnffmd4jevfw77q9a2m4w5s6vhrmktlfsdy7378v4sfrczyqpxq8ak5l8deswefj2cqrckpxd8zhy2cl5ys4e6lnmwv8tpn4xt5crud2s OK, I&#39;ll boost you from this dark alley but you can&#39;t tell anyone about it. It has to stay our little secret. 2026-08-13T01:30:53Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsythamj6qlaux9s7ztg9hdmdv05w3929pk74z7vp5twjtp0hk484gzyqpxq8ak5l8deswefj2cqrckpxd8zhy2cl5ys4e6lnmwv8tpn4xt5urp9n6 People who are bummed when they only get 5 or 6 boosts don&#39;t seem to realize that that is 90% of all active accounts in the Fediverse. 2026-08-13T00:50:46Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsv6q3r06q223hujq4s50l0s2uqv0lpxp4va938u5qxx4k35yzv3fczyqpxq8ak5l8deswefj2cqrckpxd8zhy2cl5ys4e6lnmwv8tpn4xt5nj70g7 I really look how I feel today and that’s not good. 2026-08-09T18:18:02Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsx7l6ashmpn8kjy9jykucs8jn8kakpk2g2c3hvacwvj0563qjngcszyqpxq8ak5l8deswefj2cqrckpxd8zhy2cl5ys4e6lnmwv8tpn4xt5n97fzq They should invent a shower that washes away all your anxiety and depression and leaves you at peace. 2026-08-08T03:10:27Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0dlp5gypql73ds60q7hfssjm9tspsw6yr7zq4xfty9qfwhsa783szyqpxq8ak5l8deswefj2cqrckpxd8zhy2cl5ys4e6lnmwv8tpn4xt5u2c5km I want the opposite of time travel. I want time freezing. I want a way for tomorrow to never come and this moment to live on forever. 2026-08-07T05:42:33Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqst0m08sthgcsq6a5cmsv7gdvfyj4m9gr9uf2f7zgal2yd7zkr42zqzyqpxq8ak5l8deswefj2cqrckpxd8zhy2cl5ys4e6lnmwv8tpn4xt5xrh90q If I had to make a choice between saving the world and taking a really good nap, everyone is screwed. <br/><br/>I’m sorry. 2026-08-05T06:27:14Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs842jyk5ust6wdjsec8fdcg0yhcz7t9na84j2zjp03tvq7h5wkkuczyqpxq8ak5l8deswefj2cqrckpxd8zhy2cl5ys4e6lnmwv8tpn4xt52u6d3q Reading military strategy books to learn how to get my dog to take his pill. 2026-08-01T00:49:17Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8636e7qh5qu5gct3525mat98ljd0wsejkcwrzjme6e50lae2cc3czyqpxq8ak5l8deswefj2cqrckpxd8zhy2cl5ys4e6lnmwv8tpn4xt50sa6n8 Can&#39;t hold lines pay for something like 1980s Sitcom music? That would be a huge improvement. 2026-07-29T21:17:57Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqspcee648f9uhs3gnwq72ercglfe8xgjw9t6qzgmf622hlpqt5l5qszyqpxq8ak5l8deswefj2cqrckpxd8zhy2cl5ys4e6lnmwv8tpn4xt5hp3ze6 At the end of this call you will have the opportunity to take a brief survey about your favorite dinosaur. 2026-07-29T20:49:31Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsra9usxvnv0my775ctpk3l7qf06d5pgr7cdxqtv89kfkxkf2f78jqzyqpxq8ak5l8deswefj2cqrckpxd8zhy2cl5ys4e6lnmwv8tpn4xt5gpydw4 I went on a vision quest.*<br/><br/>*saw the optomotrist. 2026-07-29T04:42:53Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdlqpmx3azq20xpq2khngxcckn3ysy7mvj5fzr4e48t02yygrlm8gzyqpxq8ak5l8deswefj2cqrckpxd8zhy2cl5ys4e6lnmwv8tpn4xt5quudcu Remember to be kind, you dickhead. 2026-07-27T06:27:27Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrv40npddrsefz948d49eupfud3055z7ypyj0n6vl5u5q0nj3q4sszyqpxq8ak5l8deswefj2cqrckpxd8zhy2cl5ys4e6lnmwv8tpn4xt52l580k Looking for laughter. What do you have? 2026-07-22T06:04:12Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsf7th8dp0nqttm6jws92zt2n4jgylmtjm4sywycxshdz4d4mx09zczyqpxq8ak5l8deswefj2cqrckpxd8zhy2cl5ys4e6lnmwv8tpn4xt592lk6l For those of you with dogs: How do you keep your place from smelling like dog all the time? 2026-07-20T01:16:13Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2d55nw7t45q44fl8ms0m0v4w8aqhf56y4xjacfz2jvqdqwj5df7gzyqpxq8ak5l8deswefj2cqrckpxd8zhy2cl5ys4e6lnmwv8tpn4xt5nwq4lw In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsz6zvtrycku9ynqgek0hv975ra4ljqfgmx4ztp6ep57yqxluv0uacpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43qamtcwn'>nevent1q…tcwn</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpq2s664gw8hufpkexvm9fq069482wkr2rv6fkm6lr4pwjrexsx38eqqdprl4" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpq2s664gw8hufpkexvm9fq069482wkr2rv6fkm6lr4pwjrexsx38eqqdprl4</span> (<span class="italic">nprofile…prl4</span>)</a></span> omg this is a long time to wait. I’m not sure I’m getting much better than this. Feels like I’m starting to wilt. 2026-07-19T18:43:53Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsx4yts2arlny7tpvygwm6h7kxgdysr87kjkvg3hzzpnv0vhtttzpczyqpxq8ak5l8deswefj2cqrckpxd8zhy2cl5ys4e6lnmwv8tpn4xt5zr0kt8 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs0g4ge20d97es39zl26lcxd5hg8r9rpvyld4pgrxyu9jq80ns0kpgpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43qp6wfn8'>nevent1q…wfn8</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpq2s664gw8hufpkexvm9fq069482wkr2rv6fkm6lr4pwjrexsx38eqqdprl4" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpq2s664gw8hufpkexvm9fq069482wkr2rv6fkm6lr4pwjrexsx38eqqdprl4</span> (<span class="italic">nprofile…prl4</span>)</a></span> <br/>Ooooohhhh dammmmnnnn. <br/>#Truth 2026-07-16T17:54:11Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsx88vn45skts64mtv7pekkeupwwka488yl0gtf83d477mtgprs0zczyqpxq8ak5l8deswefj2cqrckpxd8zhy2cl5ys4e6lnmwv8tpn4xt5w3w80z If I had an AirBnB I was renting that had a pool, I’d make Viking Funeral an option for people, for a reasonable service fee. 2026-07-14T05:54:12Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyku92d0y58schje37mmm8hgerqwmsnygw7mpt0t7tflwskgq3udqzyqpxq8ak5l8deswefj2cqrckpxd8zhy2cl5ys4e6lnmwv8tpn4xt5c7fpr7 It was kind of a small nightmare. More like a nightpony. 2026-07-08T22:13:25Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsz3s69gcxcmdeq3d9fs9lzta4uvellj4wqcfwy0p4f46d9ejpntaszyqpxq8ak5l8deswefj2cqrckpxd8zhy2cl5ys4e6lnmwv8tpn4xt5gaxhey Remember the buddy system, everyone. Does everyone have a buddy here on the Fediverse in case you get lost or need help? 2026-07-08T22:08:29Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrx56vcmq4ncyzwf6rf5mytcrcsjjed5a8tejfv57u8sv6f64d6yczyqpxq8ak5l8deswefj2cqrckpxd8zhy2cl5ys4e6lnmwv8tpn4xt5grpjz0 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsrz3596wk6mm0uxsyl8ssftuku6cd0sse0rx95u92gw657mtg68wcpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43q9r4hjt'>nevent1q…4hjt</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpq98faw3lljrx2ugrdd9kfs3dgpftq8z4jdp20qflcqt7j32t5h2xsfv7rg4" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpq98faw3lljrx2ugrdd9kfs3dgpftq8z4jdp20qflcqt7j32t5h2xsfv7rg4</span> (<span class="italic">nprofile…7rg4</span>)</a></span> What a great project! Looking forward to more time fades. 2026-07-04T17:10:47Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqspkd288h7zjw355fwr68w2he72q54npyt045y97nat4sqkveuphkqzyqpxq8ak5l8deswefj2cqrckpxd8zhy2cl5ys4e6lnmwv8tpn4xt5hgqw9x America is 250 years old today and, like many seniors, it shows signs of memory problems, has fallen victim to scammers, and is struggling just to stay alive. 2026-07-04T16:39:38Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0g29rxhgf50g6vl9v3g9j5dmvrmj0pv7c7a444c7h4af2krlx0rgzyqpxq8ak5l8deswefj2cqrckpxd8zhy2cl5ys4e6lnmwv8tpn4xt5gdcu3l Better make a backup account to my backup account, just to be safe. 2026-06-26T05:52:12Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsf7h437utv5a92a9wufee2z3q46458awlf8d0ggsz579mnlk7tfkgzyqpxq8ak5l8deswefj2cqrckpxd8zhy2cl5ys4e6lnmwv8tpn4xt530agty Maybe the real treasure was that pile of treasure we found along the way. 2026-06-22T20:26:36Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsd85eaxjaqtqg9cm3slajn40pwa0mn83elh6hy4xyx6c2eykv5qmqzyqpxq8ak5l8deswefj2cqrckpxd8zhy2cl5ys4e6lnmwv8tpn4xt52rtpgg What’s the WORST piece of advice you’ve ever been given or read? 2026-06-14T08:04:58Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqtsq0x5mceafqvyqxyv5sd9q9qa8kqr4hh9aflhr0twhwz30qvyczyqpxq8ak5l8deswefj2cqrckpxd8zhy2cl5ys4e6lnmwv8tpn4xt5p7x3cr “People. What a bunch of bastards.” <br/><br/>-Roy, The IT Crowd 2026-06-13T05:33:22Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2qmuk0n4g8czamuza4mpwjruczj0ux4l4kj9s83fxye2cw06dksgzyqpxq8ak5l8deswefj2cqrckpxd8zhy2cl5ys4e6lnmwv8tpn4xt5nln2er #SubToot<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/740/371/562/109/796/original/a4941a40ef0a5b3d.jpeg"> 2026-06-13T02:12:28Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdq83qkdklfv395309nd3cm95fajwwjelqumzqpucx5jqm54ccteqzyqpxq8ak5l8deswefj2cqrckpxd8zhy2cl5ys4e6lnmwv8tpn4xt5kl3gkz #SubToot<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/740/360/982/826/515/original/a8cd555df09d28fa.jpeg"> 2026-06-13T02:10:14Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsda3u4pggsxlxsn704rekcyghe45dynusdsy6cn7hvhrr76zhcn2gzyqpxq8ak5l8deswefj2cqrckpxd8zhy2cl5ys4e6lnmwv8tpn4xt5v24gqp She was too refined to have junk in the trunk. <br/><br/>She had fine china in the behinda. 2026-06-12T19:11:31Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdlz7n0wdvt4645yymtgtf2p4l09eyhavame6e3808lavgr6hu3rqzyqpxq8ak5l8deswefj2cqrckpxd8zhy2cl5ys4e6lnmwv8tpn4xt5jg77mg It’s all going to be OK. 2026-06-12T05:15:57Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqzr6gf5ya5y8hd58fp9vg3dsasuejnxc63anfadrv7l43pwujvyqzyqpxq8ak5l8deswefj2cqrckpxd8zhy2cl5ys4e6lnmwv8tpn4xt505el64 My new rap name is DJ Dewy Decimal. My raps are very organized and easy to find. 2026-06-11T20:18:59Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsf6szx5jve6j4tetw9m0rm3hftr5kw8e2svk353e8a0xtms3m6ywgzyqpxq8ak5l8deswefj2cqrckpxd8zhy2cl5ys4e6lnmwv8tpn4xt5k49jd3 Apparently flipping off someone through Teams is now “inappropriate” and “unbecoming a priest.” Well, fuck this whole monastery then. 2026-06-09T06:57:38Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxayw0uyu5khcp6ang24g2vv2rnnzfnna9m7ee0vphexnnammh5jszyqpxq8ak5l8deswefj2cqrckpxd8zhy2cl5ys4e6lnmwv8tpn4xt5gn9szk In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs0hgzazqd4qtx9evss86wkuvfzcdd8ueyrv0dfa9wjve7hdx0epacpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43qgravna'>nevent1q…avna</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Seriously, Vox Machina can run straight into The Mighty Nein and you’ll just think it’s another subplot in the same world. 2026-06-07T17:47:49Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0hgzazqd4qtx9evss86wkuvfzcdd8ueyrv0dfa9wjve7hdx0epaczyqpxq8ak5l8deswefj2cqrckpxd8zhy2cl5ys4e6lnmwv8tpn4xt5hzvg8f If, when you’re binge watching, your streaming service is going to start some other show because they have run out of new versions of your show, someone should give you a warning or something. Like, “FYI, this is no longer your show,” so you’re not wondering how these characters fit into the plot. But now opening credits happen 20 minutes into a show before you realize you’ve been duped. 2026-06-07T17:41:38Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsthxns44sz2sfm277nnvdr9a3k26vf6dmysl0rxx5dx4xwsyn6w2qzyqpxq8ak5l8deswefj2cqrckpxd8zhy2cl5ys4e6lnmwv8tpn4xt55vr34v My dog is looking at me like, “This thing you call ‘work’ is bullshit,” and I have to admit, she makes some good points. 2026-06-05T00:15:37Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2vqwtrrx4ahp7fuwnakvknh3jtexm6avauldnxtxltce4585m4zqzyqpxq8ak5l8deswefj2cqrckpxd8zhy2cl5ys4e6lnmwv8tpn4xt5mu0lwz In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs20rf8z967gvtrmnxxzeqjktx4z8229c470jp6swzur70hv5sr8nspz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43q7kde5w'>nevent1q…de5w</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpqhvzjvzfmclu5l5zk65fxye5cgt7e0qvs6rcn60z72v9hy79mmpzqlfkkfs" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpqhvzjvzfmclu5l5zk65fxye5cgt7e0qvs6rcn60z72v9hy79mmpzqlfkkfs</span> (<span class="italic">nprofile…kkfs</span>)</a></span> Can it also be used as a cold compress or just warm? 2026-05-31T21:17:14Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsy477jut7sr3ganp8qwjuum0t3xtvygtlum0c5jj20zmt7drzd7wczyqpxq8ak5l8deswefj2cqrckpxd8zhy2cl5ys4e6lnmwv8tpn4xt5ps3vtq When your body is tired, it’s easy to know how to rest. <br/>When your soul is tired, it’s harder to know how to rest. 2026-05-26T19:00:46Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9ejll2wyg9gfwgqw7rq943vr5j49fecedeeh7cpfdkrss84pdkngzyqpxq8ak5l8deswefj2cqrckpxd8zhy2cl5ys4e6lnmwv8tpn4xt5wuhl86 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszyd85x0lt7k2rag52m5edllkmymc526e2phegdfafsd6azqtru8qpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43q0lvq8h'>nevent1q…vq8h</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpq2s664gw8hufpkexvm9fq069482wkr2rv6fkm6lr4pwjrexsx38eqqdprl4" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpq2s664gw8hufpkexvm9fq069482wkr2rv6fkm6lr4pwjrexsx38eqqdprl4</span> (<span class="italic">nprofile…prl4</span>)</a></span> <br/>[comedic flushing] 2026-05-22T05:28:48Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrgwl6qtg4r27ums87g2v6q8055hj7nr3d3lkumfq656ppan9esxczyqpxq8ak5l8deswefj2cqrckpxd8zhy2cl5ys4e6lnmwv8tpn4xt5nz3ahc We have a miniature schnauzer now named Willa and she makes these grunts like a dinosaur. So now we call her Willaciraptor.<br/>#DogsOfMastodon<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/599/627/013/214/634/original/2f8a7d6e5cba2a5f.jpeg"> 2026-05-19T05:40:30Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9f09sz2s64yvj374vfn8a4h0v2sutsjnlhn966h2u5gzgwsmzy2gzyqpxq8ak5l8deswefj2cqrckpxd8zhy2cl5ys4e6lnmwv8tpn4xt5s84hum If people on the Fediverse met you in real life, they would be surprised to learn that you:<br/><br/>(?) 2026-05-14T06:07:27Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyxjnz3vmjvx84cyxmuyqj3u4grjvp4tjz068vhmuqc7a3rw9m83qzyqpxq8ak5l8deswefj2cqrckpxd8zhy2cl5ys4e6lnmwv8tpn4xt5yuaws7 Inside of you are two wolves which makes it OK to use the carpool lane. 2026-05-14T02:53:36Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8pmvwwpskdt0fdel6mhk6dapx5xlrepq2hwqu43ftmkyh722vpdgzyqpxq8ak5l8deswefj2cqrckpxd8zhy2cl5ys4e6lnmwv8tpn4xt55jpx9m I could really use a tag team partner who will jump into my life and fuck some shit up while I cheer from sidelines and get a chair ready for them to throw. 2026-05-12T04:57:30Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgzukk3plze8y6v3f9se4sq5qr95g900wamsagw0rw405547h6ttgzyqpxq8ak5l8deswefj2cqrckpxd8zhy2cl5ys4e6lnmwv8tpn4xt5d5aa25 We told our landlords we have a dog now and they want to charge us $30 more a month. How the fuck is this dog going to make $30 a month? It’s got no skills. It can’t type, can’t answer a phone. It certainly has no references. 2026-05-10T07:28:17Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsr8jj6xrg8rhkmtevhcpazaxvlgvrhuz3s8cg0ayrk22crujdacygzyqpxq8ak5l8deswefj2cqrckpxd8zhy2cl5ys4e6lnmwv8tpn4xt5r0gy5v What’s something you used to love to do but you can’t do it anymore? <br/><br/>And how did you adapt or cope with the absence of it? 2026-05-06T05:59:01Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxunjqqs53w4guq70zd3ftdtwz7ttytczmngz5njfsy7l00vyunaszyqpxq8ak5l8deswefj2cqrckpxd8zhy2cl5ys4e6lnmwv8tpn4xt58xrgyu As you search online, a mist suddenly covers the room while a deep voice begins to bellow all around you. <br/><br/>“I am the Ticket Master! Bow to my will or you shall never see the artists you love again!” 2026-05-04T04:42:32Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqj8xmnx9e43helddwgdxf0mvsjpkzz4p3v8nefzg6ausdlt2u3xgzyqpxq8ak5l8deswefj2cqrckpxd8zhy2cl5ys4e6lnmwv8tpn4xt5p636a5 Just so you know, when a sandwich is made with love that’s an extra 200 calories. 2026-05-04T01:43:12Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8dcldrsv9u4rgf4ngmx88g7jc3xc4a3lcn5qvcgvyp8sq2c6yfpqzyqpxq8ak5l8deswefj2cqrckpxd8zhy2cl5ys4e6lnmwv8tpn4xt5kte292 Self-care suggestion: Try setting your phone down for the day and put art and poetry books around your place. Need something to look at or read? A poetry book is within reach. 2026-05-03T18:51:12Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8c5xqvedeeyhyuj3328ze2p94pwu49ep3vew2y55c45vsns2p7agzyqpxq8ak5l8deswefj2cqrckpxd8zhy2cl5ys4e6lnmwv8tpn4xt5ugnc5n In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs0409xg903qfdy8h7z86yjmtnhjvwejteg2994ap4p8lpvawnuffgpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43qyenj5m'>nevent1q…nj5m</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpq5l2w98wqkkzm6ctemcwl39uxgjag79lck06wd0fkh7wz4v6w5haq8etvhz" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpq5l2w98wqkkzm6ctemcwl39uxgjag79lck06wd0fkh7wz4v6w5haq8etvhz</span> (<span class="italic">nprofile…tvhz</span>)</a></span> it just shows that some people don’t know what a great thing they have when they have it. 2026-05-03T16:46:08Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgjygqedlzeuhla8pxv85x8ugf5jhfzc5h4562nkagk5c2r5ep3ugzyqpxq8ak5l8deswefj2cqrckpxd8zhy2cl5ys4e6lnmwv8tpn4xt5fucu64 &#34;I can&#39;t be bothered.&#34;<br/><br/>Really? I&#39;m bothered all the fucking time. 2026-04-30T05:31:22Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsq4zm7n8zppw54s0vhev7nmzp7jmcd05d4ghhlxwq8s93cnwa0reczyqpxq8ak5l8deswefj2cqrckpxd8zhy2cl5ys4e6lnmwv8tpn4xt5v9q2mj You know if you search for &#34;napping&#34; in Indeed you get ZERO job results. It&#39;s almost like it&#39;s not even a desired skill. 2026-04-30T05:27:47Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0ach88dla00p4gm9g85hdfe262r39jrkvyc9w8w6rw8dlkug37fqzyqpxq8ak5l8deswefj2cqrckpxd8zhy2cl5ys4e6lnmwv8tpn4xt566624l Interviewer: Why did you leave these jobs after such a short amount of time?<br/><br/>Me: Because they were toxic environments with awful people working there and I care about my mental health too much. <br/><br/>Interviewer: Oh, this definitely isn’t a good fit then. 2026-04-21T06:50:14Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrfh5ladk5lza20aj0a9rvuktmxhda095j0uru7uac55wjc96df6czyqpxq8ak5l8deswefj2cqrckpxd8zhy2cl5ys4e6lnmwv8tpn4xt5havx0e 20 years of faking it later…<br/><br/>When does the “making it” part happen? 2026-04-18T05:30:03Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0teqs8qc7tqsl7852t9sxksklkdqwymfc9wlfhhrrfxvgn7tgrcszyqpxq8ak5l8deswefj2cqrckpxd8zhy2cl5ys4e6lnmwv8tpn4xt5zw3rl6 I’m at physical therapy and the front desk person is wearing a mask and even asking people if they have Covid symptoms. Finally! It’s not that hard! Such a small effort can help everyone so much. 2026-04-17T15:03:13Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8703v4pmdjwh4zu9flnx8un7k0terwd6evvx45sxa97x56qx0hvczyqpxq8ak5l8deswefj2cqrckpxd8zhy2cl5ys4e6lnmwv8tpn4xt5j3ty0x So glad I went to Wolf 358 instead. 2026-04-15T02:56:05Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstemjk4q48eukmnc62v2xpjxpw3c9805dswdpvkqyl7crq6gt0gpgzyqpxq8ak5l8deswefj2cqrckpxd8zhy2cl5ys4e6lnmwv8tpn4xt5xfumwv Renew, reuse, recycle, re-tire, re-despair, re-cry, re-rest, retry again, repeat 2026-04-12T20:53:22Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9gaf6kaxp59aahlmz4fq3mx04cr966s202rfrw27qjqaq7kctq2qzyqpxq8ak5l8deswefj2cqrckpxd8zhy2cl5ys4e6lnmwv8tpn4xt5jug3wm I crashed into the ocean once and no one threw me a big party. 2026-04-11T03:03:45Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqspdmdlcnhynyf30yk53ekwlukv9mgzma8yt7mvfz7g6ux7n92ucrqzyqpxq8ak5l8deswefj2cqrckpxd8zhy2cl5ys4e6lnmwv8tpn4xt5a5lm58 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsggepcpql3lulw2quqydd4e6wa4vus76lfr2559hsv093juu4nklgpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43qd7s8sy'>nevent1q…s8sy</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpq2s664gw8hufpkexvm9fq069482wkr2rv6fkm6lr4pwjrexsx38eqqdprl4" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpq2s664gw8hufpkexvm9fq069482wkr2rv6fkm6lr4pwjrexsx38eqqdprl4</span> (<span class="italic">nprofile…prl4</span>)</a></span> 70% chance of showers? 2026-04-10T05:24:09Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9va4e4fcmdaa0anzyxtxeml08flnta92h4hqnpdh8h6z4ecmyylszyqpxq8ak5l8deswefj2cqrckpxd8zhy2cl5ys4e6lnmwv8tpn4xt5y8hl96 My LA Story<br/>Sunshine, beaches, palm trees, home.<br/>I drove away sad. <br/><br/>#Haiku 2026-04-04T20:51:21Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsy7tgnsyyjpklhvj0690qfy68mkg3u046ezapkq3geqdygde2rmfszyqpxq8ak5l8deswefj2cqrckpxd8zhy2cl5ys4e6lnmwv8tpn4xt57qwle5 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsy22p27gu5f22v7p475gv288j9r7vrwhmtws5mq4lh5rq48rdmvzspz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43qxpmfht'>nevent1q…mfht</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpq2s664gw8hufpkexvm9fq069482wkr2rv6fkm6lr4pwjrexsx38eqqdprl4" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpq2s664gw8hufpkexvm9fq069482wkr2rv6fkm6lr4pwjrexsx38eqqdprl4</span> (<span class="italic">nprofile…prl4</span>)</a></span> <br/>Silence sounds like music when your life is filled with noise. <br/><br/>#InspiredByYou 2026-04-04T20:47:29Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8vlkv2l0hscwnqtwgqmrxsp0ghw8zrftggc7lqx2z98aeatc7n2szyqpxq8ak5l8deswefj2cqrckpxd8zhy2cl5ys4e6lnmwv8tpn4xt5duaenx I’m old enough to remember when the internet screamed at me instead of the other way around. 2026-04-01T14:23:22Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyfdj0cvzhnl5z8rhq3ze2kvvjcpnuqsp7qlww3m28l54lgl0l9wgzyqpxq8ak5l8deswefj2cqrckpxd8zhy2cl5ys4e6lnmwv8tpn4xt5rzur5n It’s important to be informed but it’s also important to take care of your mental health. If you’re not going to act on it and it’s just going to depress you, then do you need to know about it? <br/><br/>POISON = Plethora Of Information Showing Only Negativity 2026-03-30T18:45:25Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8qnerhv675n72kmhzp4mh3vz3mplha5el9zx8l39gcvxy9alsltqzyqpxq8ak5l8deswefj2cqrckpxd8zhy2cl5ys4e6lnmwv8tpn4xt596gs9l Focus on the things you can control in life, like which void you scream into, or how much chocolate you eat each day. 2026-03-29T18:28:47Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8rgnjdmne8ymdejvfr0kuw3wqvr59juqzkx07a747vchgj73mz6szyqpxq8ak5l8deswefj2cqrckpxd8zhy2cl5ys4e6lnmwv8tpn4xt54kdvf0 I’m sick for the first time in a very long time. Everything hurts. Please send…betterness? 2026-03-28T05:36:28Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0ynf7sdcgawfde5n9l8sqznf5kg5ge0ng0ga8kkxqpga3v9p52vgzyqpxq8ak5l8deswefj2cqrckpxd8zhy2cl5ys4e6lnmwv8tpn4xt5l8pxjw In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs83ujvjz2rclh858shyuguc38n38z78gfhlzyknc7x5ldpp429vpcpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43qks7f43'>nevent1q…7f43</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpq2s664gw8hufpkexvm9fq069482wkr2rv6fkm6lr4pwjrexsx38eqqdprl4" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpq2s664gw8hufpkexvm9fq069482wkr2rv6fkm6lr4pwjrexsx38eqqdprl4</span> (<span class="italic">nprofile…prl4</span>)</a></span> I’m bookmarking that one. ❤️ <br/><br/>Let’s hope so. 2026-03-27T19:15:48Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdgcxqn39s3z64w6kw7xuv4dphqcaflpc4x0np8gahml6gc0kh79czyqpxq8ak5l8deswefj2cqrckpxd8zhy2cl5ys4e6lnmwv8tpn4xt5ecmk9t Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck! 2026-03-24T22:04:52Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9zt2d03t7vjmdfmrrkq5wun3c8hqqlrmy78g37jwpjfdcnfymvnczyqpxq8ak5l8deswefj2cqrckpxd8zhy2cl5ys4e6lnmwv8tpn4xt565gwkq Yesterday I had a unique hiking experience. A music student from a local university composed a hour-long piece of music with more than 8 instruments. The music was based on the noises of different creatures in the wild as recorded by local wildlife researchers. So a different instrument was assigned to each noise. Yesterday, several musicians were placed in the valley of this hiking trail where the noises had originally occurred but that were now replaced with the sounds of their instruments. While this occurred, a small group of us hiked the trail. <br/><br/>It really did feel like the musicians were wild animals occasionally making noise in the wild. It was also an interesting experiment in keeping time with other musicians at great distances and playing off of each other. (There was an element of improvisation as well.) It ended in a culmination of them playing together, like the forest coming alive. <br/><br/>I wouldn’t buy the album, but I loved the wackiness and uniqueness of the experience and I feel like we need more of this in the world. <br/><br/>#BeSilly <br/>#WackinessNow 2026-03-22T18:21:59Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrd4rxtn6zr4rajq65uwtc23ad5pfdzsxdrx2yh4n2nkcmfmayvgqzyqpxq8ak5l8deswefj2cqrckpxd8zhy2cl5ys4e6lnmwv8tpn4xt540xejc Your order is being packaged.<br/>Your order has shipped. <br/>Your order is with the carrier. <br/>Your order and the carrier really hit it off.<br/>Your order went out for drinks with the carrier. <br/>Your order is developing strong feelings. <br/>Your order went back to the carrier&#39;s home.<br/>Your order did things it can&#39;t talk about with its parents.<br/>Your order feels alive for the first time.<br/>Your order is in love.<br/>Your order started a new life.<br/>Your order isn&#39;t coming. <br/>We apologize for this delay. A new order will be shipped to your shortly.<br/>Please rate your service on a scale of 1 - 5. 2026-03-20T20:28:09Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0mgvg76mmchh6cfeqzmv2tvjhy8pha2lxzeap4cs5c5djrvfv02czyqpxq8ak5l8deswefj2cqrckpxd8zhy2cl5ys4e6lnmwv8tpn4xt5f0nlgr Psst. 👀 This is a secret post just for you. Don’t listen to all those negative voices. Just hang in there. 🫂 Tomorrow is another day. 2026-03-19T04:55:57Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsy9tzpar9pa5sn8xuvrf75k47pj5duysvkltzmpwkj3v4frkpks5qzyqpxq8ak5l8deswefj2cqrckpxd8zhy2cl5ys4e6lnmwv8tpn4xt5szh7a3 Which country are you tooting from? (And city if you feel like it.) <br/>And what is your favorite breakfast? <br/><br/>Please boost for a wider audience. 2026-03-07T08:32:56Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqf8unlq3ppaeyfq236rlq94dtdhxntm9c4sn8da7f66sz8ah0ydszyqpxq8ak5l8deswefj2cqrckpxd8zhy2cl5ys4e6lnmwv8tpn4xt5yqg833 I just want to go hide from the world in a cave somewhere. But like a really nice cave with AC and heating and lots of pillows. 2026-03-07T06:34:27Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsr67mqzqktqfms9gapwf0jd8hcs4fpu54uvucnawvk3azy4dscuqgzyqpxq8ak5l8deswefj2cqrckpxd8zhy2cl5ys4e6lnmwv8tpn4xt50xmrzl The existence of soulmates implies the existence of soulenemies. 2026-03-03T07:11:55Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsve620ta7u89nw5fg2uecjnthchmlg08y5ucssl6826ths3fawksczyqpxq8ak5l8deswefj2cqrckpxd8zhy2cl5ys4e6lnmwv8tpn4xt5fa69qh Them: These planets will not align like this for another 6000 years! <br/>Me: Do I have to get out of bed to see it?<br/>Them: Well…<br/>Me: <br/>Them:<br/>Me: Zzzzz 2026-03-03T06:56:09Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqqkf20jpnj06j6pqy6pz3nj876kknq89j99jmvh3rf9rp7faycaszyqpxq8ak5l8deswefj2cqrckpxd8zhy2cl5ys4e6lnmwv8tpn4xt5y2gycc Scam Warning: there are accounts posing as “Happy,” “Fun” and/or “Funny.” <br/><br/>These are scams. There is no happiness, fun, or humor in the Fediverse. No genuine account would ever send this kind of post or reply.<br/><br/>If you see these scam posts, report them. 2026-03-03T04:43:49Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9ma7vrs7cvfad98xfsq5ljyhhfxcs9g6xuxpw8mycdlfumyjpzpczyqpxq8ak5l8deswefj2cqrckpxd8zhy2cl5ys4e6lnmwv8tpn4xt5vpmkcr You can close those tabs now. You’re never going to use them. 2026-03-01T18:52:56Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9ml2z242vfd0702ec4gl8yrsm5t27huy62vduydm2a6etyrscvrszyqpxq8ak5l8deswefj2cqrckpxd8zhy2cl5ys4e6lnmwv8tpn4xt57h4am7 Oh, you didn&#39;t boost my post I see.<br/><br/>*swirls glass of wine in his hand*<br/><br/>Maybe you just didn&#39;t see my post. Right? That must be what happened. <br/><br/>I mean we wouldn&#39;t want anything...unfortunate...to happen, from a simple mistake, right? <br/><br/>*Gives the stare of a gangster, but like a really tired and out of shape gangster. Also a gangster that looks kind of like he&#39;d give you a hug if you needed it.* 2026-03-01T01:51:27Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9w6emqqw6877x2uhhwuq4u9t3asx2pz0z3s7dp94g5c0fgy7xk8czyqpxq8ak5l8deswefj2cqrckpxd8zhy2cl5ys4e6lnmwv8tpn4xt5xxvjj5 My Fediverse residuals keep getting smaller and smaller. Also, I haven&#39;t found posting work in ages. Can you let me know if you see any job openings?<br/><br/>#ShitPoster <br/>#LookingForWork 2026-03-01T00:13:25Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrfglqvlv6zceex0egfrxey0c63rw7cf5nu9qdrzagcw6mnn9aatgzyqpxq8ak5l8deswefj2cqrckpxd8zhy2cl5ys4e6lnmwv8tpn4xt58sljjm None of the people you meet here are who you think they are. I mean, you may have a few bits right, but your brain is definitely filling in missing details and some if not most things are wrong. I’ve met 7 Fediverse people now and every experience was an unexpected adventure. They were all great, wonderful people, but just different than what my brain had pictured. 2026-02-28T07:51:33Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyp3csth0vd0p9lxzsuysdf50wlk4xe8zhkkmlpjudh8tttjdgm7szyqpxq8ak5l8deswefj2cqrckpxd8zhy2cl5ys4e6lnmwv8tpn4xt5h0etsx In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsx03qvk6yxrtmdg8du0u7jwecsvh5cccer3ln4yrptrjxhh6q0pecpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43qmqyhng'>nevent1q…yhng</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpq2s664gw8hufpkexvm9fq069482wkr2rv6fkm6lr4pwjrexsx38eqqdprl4" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpq2s664gw8hufpkexvm9fq069482wkr2rv6fkm6lr4pwjrexsx38eqqdprl4</span> (<span class="italic">nprofile…prl4</span>)</a></span> ❤️ 🫂 <br/><br/>That&#39;s a very long fucking off! 😆 2026-02-28T07:06:37Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqpfyes8cq7v8dlgehlmscp7708cf98rq4ullcsfu2p7wlvdzsr2qzyqpxq8ak5l8deswefj2cqrckpxd8zhy2cl5ys4e6lnmwv8tpn4xt5xueg4w In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqswy04trk8kqg20dyn0gn6hf3lnrss60j3znlm3qx49pg466s99keqpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43q4vqurd'>nevent1q…qurd</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpqqtfdl34wezffwyh6zjryx774yx7ra4apm877qj6s6gpmzh6ava6sdzffp8" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>Nicholas Conrad</span> (<span class="italic">nprofile…ffp8</span>)</a></span> You lost me. 2026-02-28T06:56:59Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqykva74rx3mjkk2qaav7d4svq0jn7ec3kfwjwaj30szfd8q7e9qszyqpxq8ak5l8deswefj2cqrckpxd8zhy2cl5ys4e6lnmwv8tpn4xt5y2ex26 I have a lot of friends who say they have no friends. To my face. 2026-02-28T06:52:48Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrq33pzt5zt7ycplqpd29fdk6u0pcdqnl3lejpf8uakcz065wae3qzyqpxq8ak5l8deswefj2cqrckpxd8zhy2cl5ys4e6lnmwv8tpn4xt5hgjqcw The first sign of an evil villain is that they excessively laugh at their own jokes. <br/>(I’m looking at you, Skeletor.) 2026-02-27T17:47:19Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2hke35f8cd40zqj3kss6f4pzu2yasrz0zty2txpedcesfl9x384gzyqpxq8ak5l8deswefj2cqrckpxd8zhy2cl5ys4e6lnmwv8tpn4xt5la38fz Talk to the Machine.<br/>Tell the Machine jokes.<br/>Lure the Machine back to your place for some drinks. <br/>Romance the machine. <br/>Make the Machine fall in love with you.<br/>Live a long enchanted life with the Machine. <br/>Murder the Machine in its sleep. <br/>The Machine never saw it coming. 2026-02-27T05:26:46Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdhsfq2hnaxteh0prfj7degmn3068fhejl6n9y3r95tpau93p7hgszyqpxq8ak5l8deswefj2cqrckpxd8zhy2cl5ys4e6lnmwv8tpn4xt5mc3sg3 Me: Before you agree to a challenge, ALWAYS ask if it’s to the death. Always. You can’t assume shit.<br/><br/>My 6 yo nephew: But it’s checkers. 2026-02-18T04:29:09Z