2026-04-17T19:14:22Z https://njump.me Mama's Pinky Toe https://njump.me/npub1re96me77752m50j9h726hd8lnfpjpcx93huz8mtk5v3rfxkgh4jq6u2mgp https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/accounts/avatars/109/388/887/489/214/603/original/63e802f50012ac04.jpeg https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/accounts/avatars/109/388/887/489/214/603/original/63e802f50012ac04.jpeg https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfedxedcktuvl7uhq7uaf2e89rtpwa7k89p6dn06jztr7lkxfr87szyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgquckcv When Donald Trump dies, he will be a corpulent corpse. 2026-05-19T13:34:45Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqvmyzhy5ree67qte9nht4f6fusye9udpckmnhpf7gd5zucmzqmaszyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgrj7l4d My soft underbelly is my soft underbelly. 2026-05-18T00:45:27Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0qkvdq4x6g2rvfv4k8s5a07jvyp7pk3n948zl52cvjnkwncgs7jqzyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kg3jdzyx Before I go somewhere, I have to think about going. 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Bad? I&#39;m the guy with the can opener.<br/> - &#34;Army of Darkness&#34; for cats 2026-04-12T22:04:05Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9gjrr8nad76el8dfhrvh9flpvgl03amx7wdqag3e6src7v3s4pxqzyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgmkwm6n I would rather be . . . 2026-02-26T21:06:18Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyrudujmgarlwaeeydtmwdv78qjk95afhgtxy74jyepxswdcc29ngzyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kg9ctx0v When I wake up, it is to something more than a songbird or a sunrise. It is to my recurring daily faith in Sydney Sweeney&#39;s boobs. 2026-01-19T21:31:34Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs87ws4zrtc05z4lljpyxupx6uhvmcce9v7qewz3yc8qcyzddfjl5szyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgnn4mwl When goes around comes around. This is particularly true of nunchucks. 2026-01-17T06:17:43Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsd8vasaf8t6n2shy46r0rgs0z7v5xjep9t5rrl2rae69rudwprwmgzyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgv75699 Does Hello Kitty have a personality? 2026-01-17T06:06:19Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2uft04ecjjwk86jl8cusa3gqe832z5kj0usmrjx5m7yn0yah8wfqzyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kg0ncvr9 Mr. Orange looked like he was dying but it turned out he still had a lot of acting to do. 2026-01-17T03:58:08Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqzpd277g6wrfqmmgp5706p9z79k6xyzuff0m7gs934sjmqf8grzqzyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kg3terkg They don&#39;t give you a cognitive test unless your brain is turning into chowder. 2026-01-17T02:16:24Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsp9upz8z5e5fguknrpdcjk375w3kyurd25chewys0xs94ydm0uulszyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kg9he8as &#34;The Magic Bedknob&#34; is . . . 2026-01-17T01:22:20Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0lmuexyxcnju7aa4sgzctxtvutd7lcjpd9064zg4hztztx9supeczyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kg6rlh5r A movie should be at least half as good as pig races at the fair. 2026-01-17T01:11:43Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2x3e4a4r7kqak2sas3gqqcetjs5ucksre75kmhmhku3vfcpcr22qzyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgpp6wxj This Candle Smells Like Coco Chanel&#39;s Vagina<br/> - exclusively at Macy&#39;s 2026-01-17T01:05:35Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxyslfkd947sj83r9tmxahs83hxyszve2qhq3zz6z54mkwp56pcxczyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kg0gmnr2 My favorite idea that somebody else already stole is brain gum. 2026-01-17T01:01:59Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0p2g9esr3qwwufy9yjzkpfr2jgcvtugpf7rz9mulck45m67knhjczyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgcqyvch My niece used to be the student of the month. Now she&#39;s the student of last month. 2026-01-17T01:00:45Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsd39mfz9hefh3frwmdphgu6a0nceqkxasgyygnwfznrt48dwctk2szyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgner7ha I will crack wise once and be paid residuals. 2026-01-17T00:46:48Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0du6xv8k62fqh4dxekzegg26hv28u83y66rcde39ge5zu9cunh5qzyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgxa20ey The word of the day is . . .<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/media_attachments/files/115/906/974/128/732/339/original/49e660d2c6c31841.mp4"></video><br/> 2026-01-16T21:48:01Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxa3v633m78m4r7jwkmkr0xa2s993r0jym3yakz07peu5g7zgha8szyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgg899dd - Peer review, five and four.<br/>- Urine test.<br/>- Thank you, dear. 2026-01-16T19:38:05Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdjcec5sr6ml5td8dq7w9hjxp0yhfcxjne609xgvhdzqgv4ktn3vszyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgnm3a9a The word of the day is . . .<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/media_attachments/files/115/901/164/333/088/441/original/41501a720ff97ea3.mp4"></video><br/> 2026-01-15T21:10:32Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstt6ur53emhy9mwz62g7hy7ny09fm3xl0dhacgz57snj76vjghpugzyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgsnqk6w I will write a romance novel and name the male lead Tungsten. 2026-01-15T04:36:12Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgfzv8zpzuwp8rfeuedwlwptxg238ugzduv9204x4drajjglgaguczyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgq26k74 I deserve the Nobel Pizza Prize because I eat a lot of pizza. 2026-01-15T04:33:42Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsx9erpcn6gq4v2r6gp52c47shyluptu9dlu25lfysrqng0zsdeplczyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kg9nz7tv First aid for an itch is to scratch it. 2026-01-15T01:46:08Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrfhy8kptcmckf82jckqegxk0622fcvg446luzx2pc3n5xs6lg0nczyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgttct05 I would rather have . . . 2026-01-15T00:33:19Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqspxshm58u5d94tqt9zpufrdk4ahkh07wqzn6c6c62lleex5n5zulqzyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgrj5eel All the victims of the desolation of Hobart. Those poor Tasmanian devils. 2026-01-15T00:20:09Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxha0sd7e5x7e0gggs3vekkjn9vlvzq0qn38e2wmrmvfa4mdc8lcgzyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kg6uh9y8 Yesterday: the desolation of Smaug.<br/>Today: the desolation of Hobart. 2026-01-15T00:13:04Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqspl8zhyvusy09llnhjurhfyw7j9ps5ahuefsxf2sjqtqwwvhnggmczyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgqfl65c If it&#39;s a three-minute video on YouTube, I have to take a break halfway through. 2026-01-14T21:45:36Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs86arepnxe6ww39cv7v2ctf2sme4qfkq5nlt3lfxz8wkn94666ccszyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kg74mznd The word of the day is . . .<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/media_attachments/files/115/895/412/931/572/670/original/2dc8f605fd102900.mp4"></video><br/> 2026-01-14T20:47:53Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstvg3gsdx2m9529hpa6jjv0j4nc6s0e95xt3pe6h4vv4ty8e48phgzyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kg095wg9 The word of the day is . . .<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/media_attachments/files/115/889/666/065/537/840/original/1b3f182fdcbd4bd1.mp4"></video><br/> 2026-01-13T20:26:26Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs80tzu7zk7fgfape4ksj5c87skfz2vfw38rqcy4gmvfmy27qsnnrczyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kg5jtvge ICE is a domestic terror organization. 2026-01-13T16:43:33Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsz2yvygejtzaz4cwp65ez92v9mu3lmnwgf2z9g5ugwjnfjd9xzn6gzyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kg9xvqhq I can&#39;t stop thinking what a nice person Renee Good was.<br/> <img src="https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/media_attachments/files/115/888/753/311/728/933/original/fb58fdd64ca96b8d.png"> <br/> 2026-01-13T16:37:01Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9elnqms0t8fspuxtrj4q07k5j2ly3r4nwfterscdh5quhlrgjh2szyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgvlt55r Is it cheaper if the MAGA ladies all get the same face? 2026-01-13T16:33:16Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsx8gxte9wjy3vsr74qcvm3mhdw6zkqvspmndntstwghn7ud55ypxszyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgm9u3m9 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsg8jgk2xf669ray3s8smjd70pecja3f5m0sr0n4t2s708vu82gtqc9fp4kv'>nevent1q…p4kv</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>It sounds like you&#39;re well put together. 2026-01-13T07:27:09Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs98lww8h7za857uxhra69wv5nw7mruv6zk0us3q654y8q37hqvl8gzyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kg5qec4h If you have neck bolts, it means you have been recapitated. 2026-01-13T06:14:28Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxvulc4a958tzzljt8hmn28ye5qcaf4628j6ruczuqgdn5gt8ejzgzyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgtax5cy In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsyufeqcwj2rh2ras836h6g9kupm7tmf4jea2zrhrecxla7g704dtgk2lxfr'>nevent1q…lxfr</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>The Church has a great answer when it doesn&#39;t have an answer--it&#39;s a mystery. 2026-01-13T05:41:42Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswqvv3hcrygg8x43daamy9rna0nfmkaufavvrew5ecdq5xesav6mczyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgtt0kzp In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsxucngqsqug5n886cul5htu9a9gztppndeagrrzy604l8pgz3es2qlf9nyk'>nevent1q…9nyk</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>When substituting BLTs for communion wafers 2026-01-13T05:36:36Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvus2f8h848g2uz5vlrmyclxkn960ya4y2z35jpcx5uyql99vazzczyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kglz8hhj New Jersey twins are always trouble. 2026-01-13T04:29:55Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9rx9zxjujwp9p2gua755mxgcwmfr8ed302ly7yrr489chqzwftugzyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgvzuuww God wants us to have brownies. 2026-01-13T03:42:11Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2gathk72uktwscvwp2k5ka85tghzjcd3cx5r37huk0zwjapua06czyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgsl2k5m It&#39;s the Butterball Hotline on Thanksgiving. The rest of the year it&#39;s the Butterball Sex Line. <br/>#SponsorablePost 2026-01-13T03:39:26Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqdcgwtfyp09xzxrfhpx59v6pul5ap7hq3gpvwv700neple40qmmczyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgssu50t I would never use my David Hockney painting as collateral for a high-interest, short-term loan. I would never 2026-01-13T03:33:04Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqszh93zxtj4x5n9qm2cujdtjrlxsg50t7qpc09gtl7str9ntewvxmczyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgv3vwur Aren&#39;t you the tasty snack.<br/> - some damn &#34;Are You Being Served?&#34; thing 2026-01-13T03:20:27Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsw0nfr46ls7lcxevw0nyxarq9j7nwkxegs47uv83zzjzsnhc7c74szyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgtjf679 ICE is murdering white people now. They mean business. 2026-01-13T03:16:22Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxpnrdxvfy0nlyw2lrr32e6e9facaf507duxt6ujds8anc6xff0eczyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kggmw85d In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs0ths5lfg49kptmhj08awlnx8udw5u0jzl9kpf4084gf9dhp49yqsdjjqz2'>nevent1q…jqz2</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Check your pants. 2026-01-13T03:13:29Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqep62hrnwhe6hwrjzrjundjhrvt9ep84xcvzskm5mfdkgau4k8sszyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kg3mv5gx Toddler means they still poop their pants. 2026-01-13T03:05:26Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyavtx9nvdphya8p0unzlh7eym4t3v2jx4wk0e3jwmnjmy9ktg9aqzyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kg9czzgp It seems I am destined to be a minor character. 2026-01-13T03:03:37Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8pj8fwrw5n86r3z4uk64p4v46mwr4pjgkrc9z64mdxsm2r7fqf6qzyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgs7lm7a We will be told that by &#34;fuckin&#39; bitch&#34; he meant &#34;darn.&#34; 2026-01-13T02:57:04Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdmfwzezul4tazx2e5pdg2q4znq6me52p96ds2ypl4798xsswzjhszyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kghw7779 Neither a rando nor an uggo be. 2026-01-13T02:47:57Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0j0gafjmml7fun7stzd2mgdm0mfktj63l6wjpc6jdm745sjhdpeqzyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgrtmn7z I would rather read an essay about . . . 2026-01-13T02:29:43Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdeqkyughjs9pc35vplsz96a48qk35r0nfh7f7ehkgt4xuumydrxqzyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgmejq2y Let&#39;s see what&#39;s up with Kristi Noem&#39;s face today. 2026-01-13T01:29:37Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswtsqjzhkck709etmfnqk5v779kefsqr2hszq7ct55ymd9agnn33qzyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kg968ujm In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsdfagfqxnece3ktzkgkcxuesl7k43w5na5m7flf0xan56x3ctxyzqyh3mqu'>nevent1q…3mqu</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I did intend shoe-on-gum and foot-on-Lego. 2026-01-13T01:14:57Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9ycmjpm2dg38sz9m3wmmcz3l74889r4gty5yy92kz8crk38wa7lszyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgytg30x I will open a boutique hotel and I will call it The Hockney. 2026-01-13T01:01:25Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstcc2ter9nvqmttymk663yu9ln2arhxjl8ew3fl5pzlku707a2nsszyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kg057rvp In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqspwlvnlyt2kuscxmr97sh8qhpxx8r2svpmdal4la8z2uw62eslsjc6vcmhy'>nevent1q…cmhy</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>And I omitted &#34;in dog shit.&#34; 2026-01-13T00:50:37Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqspdzchk3ruknq3hsq9k8jz44vrfmdv82n2gq9rl0f8k0kw4pmdprqzyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgg5nqkw &#34;Jesus fucking Christ&#34; makes a lot more sense if Jesus and Christ are separate beings 2026-01-13T00:48:08Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9wyjqndmnwexk27vct2a99jw6tt8y72arxh578z7tezuay2l8gsszyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kge272kc &#34;Jesus Christ&#34; is what you say in church. &#34;Jesus fucking Christ&#34; is what you say when you step on a Lego. 2026-01-13T00:47:20Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsg7tw9thqet37rj82clmv5qlay3s5cqvr60ctgdlkrgl7gqk39syszyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgf33npn Instead of &#34;Jesus fucking Christ&#34; I say &#34;Elvis fucking Christ&#34; It&#39;s still impious. 2026-01-13T00:46:39Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvpq0wk0f55fr782h9kjstjtud0x3ehucyj506jhacxx47pdp2avczyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kg9j7c0y I would rather step . . . 2026-01-13T00:33:09Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdft968hth8nvx5f7vqknqddll79g7e2mjzwxzxt60nnsyvccez4qzyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgervhxc Terrorists are the new communists. 2026-01-12T22:20:46Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqspeyykqpxmasf5n57hx998mtg07hpmer4hs32nkvrxd7fzuk5zk2czyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgz0gw99 Timeout<br/> <img src="https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/media_attachments/files/115/884/036/888/777/741/original/46eda47501645d86.png"> <br/> 2026-01-12T20:34:43Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvumzy3mxuvcgmrvnfpthgrq8zdgpsj4yssp70ulsudyp8ruj70xczyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgvud020 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsrjyxamd2jkgfkm7tx9233jdk3daevmlh32ysjc6v5m50nctvk2ssc99gmc'>nevent1q…9gmc</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Thanks! Violet&#39;s a great drawing to play around with. Sometimes she&#39;s a character, and sometimes she&#39;s an object. 2026-01-12T18:45:17Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqspf53px0edmgrt8p6wzjx74ht6m5ufykt7un5pt5k8l894tm2u9gszyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgz3vj8e The word of the day is . . .<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/media_attachments/files/115/882/673/626/223/191/original/5459541bd5bdd2fd.mp4"></video><br/> 2026-01-12T14:49:43Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8ey3dmnu5v5hkca254ktw7gt0r5k3sgrczmhkdkn6xwghef7le9czyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgzcsv8n That word of the day is . . .<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/media_attachments/files/115/878/150/961/551/867/original/cf130e1835bce9b4.mp4"></video><br/> 2026-01-11T19:37:54Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs043lnpxzgtep256e62hz6kcczun6hg9gzacydpx7afp5ckaq0pcqzyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgxuj63k In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqhl99xnqe9fm5ucdyg94fk8a4mpjvm4efnngctqecvcc96sgpkksntfcll'>nevent1q…fcll</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Fun but greatly inferior to the books. The exception is Gollum, who is amazing. 2026-01-11T18:59:10Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9w03n6ycp8clkgsnwmy27twwas063gpl9ausqcclq3szfkm40q0czyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgp5qsjg In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsteq68mzzfgd27ws2kwpt6r560v5nhxgq5hh475m645ffdfagd70qfax5r6'>nevent1q…x5r6</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I saw the second Hobbit yesterday and I&#39;m seeing the third Hobbit today. I&#39;ve come to appreciate the Ukrainian soldiers&#39; use of the term for their enemy. 2026-01-11T16:06:01Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2qqjwqvpgmvwray4jmn5juzlhw02jxjwjhvpqz2ewhtnd980j3rczyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgppxauf More orcs, more problems. 2026-01-11T03:23:44Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqd6fuzxr75m6nv590urgnjkp8l76j8d62zlhag822xy9gtglyxhczyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgmvfspj I would rather . . . 2026-01-10T23:05:59Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9hm8ht4mn7urdhwz0zcn3g48ursta9cqz5h0xa575elx3ls87w5gzyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kg3drwuk The word of the day is . . .<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/media_attachments/files/115/873/184/740/609/798/original/ac1e9bb4cdd889cf.mp4"></video><br/> 2026-01-10T22:34:58Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgcp0ptlq035rps3k4y6fndvp4xg6gzpx6t70v2jztxm0mqnqj09gzyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgmzhtnc Making money is a drudge or a magic trick. There is no in-between. 2026-01-09T23:09:56Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqszh6ctjpa2jzcfuqn3wg56m5wwxzjkd46j4n990c5rqg09gvhwglszyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kg0pwr69 Grab &#39;em by the pussy.<br/>Quiet, piggy.<br/>Fuckin&#39; bitch. 2026-01-09T21:31:54Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs233dl53570jd3ymuz2qfslhgvgfz0j2lx8vtfn8t74fg0l2uh6lqzyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgy237ke America has fallen in love with Melania all over again. 2026-01-09T20:27:11Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs09l5nuvq7gnj7yrayw7ugdd02f8yf2fr2cnsvl8g4y7luecqjmdqzyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgmghcv5 Aargh! Aaaargh! AAAAAAAARGGH! <br/> - pirate taking a dump 2026-01-09T20:14:38Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqspwjsxk8kyfu5fyp249q952wfe66jpdzq0nq4ftr8zfg3juwpe6fgzyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kg9nuqw6 The word of the day is . . .<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/media_attachments/files/115/866/880/113/643/983/original/e5b2d67ead8e9bf4.mp4"></video><br/> 2026-01-09T19:52:56Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyam8fjxuzqc9vgfz6rvmuap40ew0sxmdtz08kxpdkcacg6afp6vszyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kg0mtc23 I can&#39;t right now. My otter has the zoomies. 2026-01-09T19:49:11Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfyh7wsqutz0dcyp8792gqr4l9e743thhpkvyvhh44ftd7d7vmvqqzyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kg3q6xe2 Who gets laid more on the job? 2026-01-09T19:25:40Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxtmxkmrqpjyjjwdyyrtdq97umzqx3ta4slj4xcmwpv9wywn4xmnczyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kg8lp6u9 God wants you to fuck. It&#39;s in the Bible. 2026-01-09T19:23:43Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgxc5nlq8n5jrczurwlq92l50k4djy0cc3d7fgdr4ce8556j8se9szyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kg8mxgv7 Do me! Do me like a Tyrolean tongue singer! 2026-01-09T06:22:55Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswtxxep7umhepz0zy4ay3kvnd96uaz956h5djux8kpydhc6au7s4gzyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgpt8m5q In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsrw498fejy7lqw3gm3mzc7y47z0kynl7406jd37wlfxjkh79qd54g6jjgdf'>nevent1q…jgdf</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Case in point: Ariana Grande. She is very witty in &#34;Wicked.&#34; 2026-01-09T00:06:17Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsy77w46yrhegj55mjj5ypzf7vuv6lsngtgzqj5y7c4gpsuxukql3czyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kglcw9rg I would rather be . . . 2026-01-09T00:03:17Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxgtkzghfewt34pe76q8429req9akte0h9ltyn9t90fqdlttrkeqgzyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgtyqzj2 Many shirts, many pockets. Steve Bannon may be on to something. 2026-01-08T22:52:20Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsq07fze88tencwc3ehgx0aam6xa8je8t79npax6wum5pp08kevukczyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgxg33q3 &#34;Fantastic Beasts.&#34; All this magicalness is a drag. 2026-01-08T22:25:54Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvsr4lpn8ygtms8ge9wgw39cxzzgmdzvnrlhuurhf0qewr6v5sl7qzyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgkwvuc2 How right you are, spellcheck! I was indeed trying to type &#34;Marvel Cuneiform Universe&#34;! 2026-01-08T22:15:50Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyhz3pakhqt7jqvwu78nhzyfmdf0t9h8hruv56ckr0lkawe6lhy0szyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kg4s8aqg I don&#39;t need knobby tires. I&#39;m not going anywhere knobby. 2026-01-08T22:02:10Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2q6hwlmqk58nxmj7pjdselpfyl5wg2f7n05n7c5ddmy4z3rf5g7czyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kg4fhh9w The word of the day is . . .p<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/media_attachments/files/115/861/479/049/805/551/original/1d1bd7e362a3dfcb.mp4"></video><br/> 2026-01-08T20:58:02Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswqujtuuvtt54889fwc7cujlg60glekhd0fj2anmwjj8rzad39k8szyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgf2mav7 Riding a bicycle decreases your chances of dying while not riding a bicycle. 2026-01-08T04:04:29Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs95wa9dqhr65gr5u5a7n8pzx0cgmxcfv0t8ftlu2250qp57sjjjxczyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgeexqjv James Earl Jones BECOMES A SNAKE. 2026-01-08T03:06:45Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxaspvrh4f0qd97ghkr9zy2eg8dp3q0rr34xafw0s60lcttunhlggzyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgjn282w I would rather travel by . . . 2026-01-08T02:38:55Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstdefzed4p7nyxlxth48ncf5c2p82atjxlkjvs6465nq5gvpw42zgzyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kg44nwy7 Max von Sydow! Usually they&#39;d get John Huston to do something this cheesy. 2026-01-08T02:30:10Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2yg70jukysnxkjd4qd54k9ym6a2fhg0j78vqvdz2866h6sytyn5qzyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgxgj6h2 The girl they&#39;re about to sacrifice looks kind of old to be a virgin. 2026-01-08T02:20:25Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstj7setlxj3mzd0ye8msnevjxe8u0wza763ewczdnypk4qmn2txdqzyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgzzee9z Conan emerges from a phallus with balls. Boulders. 2026-01-08T02:12:56Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgr0rvhjfsknycef3f9nk4sdpuaxrf5tcwrxk54nreaavsmcasxmczyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgnpcaz4 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsgw6xpc354cf24k5dql4p8prujq37ytjs540rsfn9vh04axlvxm0syhutpm'>nevent1q…utpm</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Such is the lamentation of the women. 2026-01-08T01:58:35Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs022yulk8mkwf9vxj0k37escx26yrmqcr3st4u5n7xr2z96n289lgzyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgqxaqhg In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsdrtrxs6gzaskpg9g7kzzcdqgx3jyese5h3a42qt7q9kfwn9msjds4ne89j'>nevent1q…e89j</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>First time this very minute. Looks like he&#39;s been given a woman. 2026-01-08T01:55:57Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvpka6v9n2teqcttjhl956xvv0dq8k0eqjm9egdytqeyqjmepxvygzyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgdm3xq4 &#34;Conan the Barbarian&#34; is ludicrous. I fucking love it. 2026-01-08T01:54:01Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs28awsvyt78ahct2jw9e8t0udyya6v7qfchsjyjce63q5ds2geutczyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kg0q2vf5 I&#39;m not crazy. My hair just makes me look that way. 2026-01-08T01:46:23Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsts67uuhe575krntssuenc0jaw9s0l4awkl3mqfg2edc2jasdeyjgzyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kg38raee - A thousand dollars for a full-length mirror? What&#39;s so special about it?<br/>- It&#39;s got a dejiggler.<br/>- I&#39;ll take it. 2026-01-08T00:47:21Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsf6kq57avf5c5lnve7mcfemasfwgcxjfgmhmkku00h6uymkqgxzqgzyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgwe9yvs The word of the day is . . .<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/media_attachments/files/115/856/542/114/666/628/original/2c8981bbbc633a8d.mp4"></video><br/> 2026-01-08T00:02:29Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsx4jm3u3mq945fgaadmqtsdel8t8rkhkytxzjn8ckz7et3jz4vdsczyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgp4lruw YES, I bark at the moon, Jake! Ya &#34;got&#34; me. I bark at the moon. But the moon I bark at is an AMERICAN moon AND IT ALWAYS WILL BE.<br/> - Stephen Miller 2026-01-07T01:23:33Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqszsz0uw2z324p7pksadarm8z9t0u7q25tpxqfraqy5eddjusam93czyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kg5fvgkv A tiara is supposed to be a wispy, glittery thing. It is not supposed to be the size of a bucket of fried chicken. 2026-01-06T21:26:25Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0m9lrhzphnn39u8wkyz0x2curta8wytzf5f3sku7lvnkugfmyhkszyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgdzjg9r The captain isn&#39;t wearing his shirt. That means he and Elphaba did it. 2026-01-06T21:13:44Z