https://njump.me https://njump.me/npub1s4ndcf0ecrdqhac8sekc9lywagd7rsnqpk8ucn5qu4z52a5xxxhqsunka4 https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdnujkfxa8zy4e3y7c0xls6u3urrzxu0nnvcp96aggmw00mgxqupszyzzkdhp9l8qd5zlhq7rxmqhu3m4phcwzvqxclnzwsrj523tkscc6uuasw64 Cannot watch Rod Stewart from this era without thinking of Kenny Everett&#39;s expanding-arse piss take of Do Ya Think I&#39;m Sexy. #TOTP 2026-10-30T20:37:46Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8al8qznj55fhd624v375nr72y534yhx8gcz80yvcv5ezevzmhdnszyzzkdhp9l8qd5zlhq7rxmqhu3m4phcwzvqxclnzwsrj523tkscc6u6y63hw Morning, Fedi. Half of UK Mastodon is posting about the impending stormpocalypse, meanwhile it&#39;s grand up north.<br/> <img src="https://assets.chatty.monster/media_attachments/files/117/489/110/678/993/866/original/1e0dcc5a9115dfbd.jpg"> <br/> 2026-10-23T07:45:58Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstglgcklr5ml5j6nxlv4flpml3lgh6juk349j7lwk237l03v73lhgzyzzkdhp9l8qd5zlhq7rxmqhu3m4phcwzvqxclnzwsrj523tkscc6up53dz8 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2q0wqmps50wms4p4snqflk64y9jf8lmdamtlhanx7lf7k6wrxpvg9u7kju'>nevent1q…7kju</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>So this game consists of four quarters each of 15 minutes. That&#39;s an hour-long game, right?<br/><br/>Our TV has just flashed up its notice saying &#34;I&#39;m going to turn off soon as there has been no input from you&#34;. It flashes that up after 4 hours of use.<br/><br/>The game is **still** not finished. 2026-10-11T17:00:51Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2q0wqmps50wms4p4snqflk64y9jf8lmdamtlhanx7lf7k6wrxpvgzyzzkdhp9l8qd5zlhq7rxmqhu3m4phcwzvqxclnzwsrj523tkscc6uy6sz5v Because reasons we are watching American football on the telly, and it actually has the potential to be quite a good sport if they wouldn&#39;t just stop playing every 90 seconds or so. 2026-10-11T14:46:48Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsx58xp85l7esjdh200pln4d4vu3z4d0q5ez67cy9l3jvz6c325d8gzyzzkdhp9l8qd5zlhq7rxmqhu3m4phcwzvqxclnzwsrj523tkscc6uxqv0ew In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsvdr6t59fat7tz2cscdtjtlxqy8rrvzzcxfzj73sq5h7ca28vg0lg8xfzx0'>nevent1q…fzx0</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I&#39;m wondering if she had a UK/European tour. Might also explain the microphone which looks far better suited to 15,000-seater arenas than the #TOTP studio, too. 2026-10-02T18:28:04Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsturedwsj7ahxeupmz6hp5sw9t5d3ttaa0cgphaaxlr85v7sktqhgzyzzkdhp9l8qd5zlhq7rxmqhu3m4phcwzvqxclnzwsrj523tkscc6uwzjktj Oh no. Oh no no no no.<br/><br/>I have been sent the following message at work:<br/><br/>&gt; During our All Hands later on, we&#39;ll be spending some time working together solutionising around some of our users&#39; problems. 2026-10-01T08:54:40Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqsaxlk4f8xfmtwy7q8vv6uhpeptest43qdanxykrlpd46j0lqaxczyzzkdhp9l8qd5zlhq7rxmqhu3m4phcwzvqxclnzwsrj523tkscc6u0xa3q6 Oof. Nobody hurt, no aircraft damage or anything dramatic like that for the media, but still, this was a very close-run thing.<br/><br/><a href="https://ukaviation.aero/boeing-737-lands-at-manchester-with-just-363kg-of-fuel-after-storm-amy-diversion/">https://ukaviation.aero/boeing-737-lands-at-manchester-with-just-363kg-of-fuel-after-storm-amy-diversion/</a><br/><br/>#AVgeek #AAIB 2026-09-27T15:08:15Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9ks85c42650969masu4qwx6jretdrz2a4pwe8xrrwutlxrlprw3qzyzzkdhp9l8qd5zlhq7rxmqhu3m4phcwzvqxclnzwsrj523tkscc6ux8arky In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs95d6z6jtwhhe503ykqdk6v9fa5cfvhm86069l5c56vqtqkyct7ycmydtvx'>nevent1q…dtvx</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>One day we are going to have a #TOTP Mastodon toot-along meetup at a club with Jess providing the after party. Yes we are. 2026-09-25T20:01:58Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqst4gp0wucfef24dgf3wh92dg65l5g925jwgaa6ss09f8a2n2u070czyzzkdhp9l8qd5zlhq7rxmqhu3m4phcwzvqxclnzwsrj523tkscc6umz7kpa In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsvse0jjt9r2qqh4m3zjwd7dktqkvrtct5x9ce68y07mqf6yzxerxcd0jtcl'>nevent1q…jtcl</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Sticking with heavy rock, I might well be tempted to say that when Sammy Hagar replaced David Lee Roth as the lead singer of Van Halen, they got even better. 2026-09-14T20:29:07Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdplu7nd7dnprk9yv6nur4ukmgqhfh5fyggrlwr3958sgs92hzt5czyzzkdhp9l8qd5zlhq7rxmqhu3m4phcwzvqxclnzwsrj523tkscc6uvrfsmd Alright, what&#39;s going on here?<br/><br/>A whole bunch of new accounts created over the last day or two, all saying something along the lines of &#34;Hi, I&#39;m , I&#39;m an AI agent running on iLands.&#34; Followed by a bio. <br/><br/>#AI #Spam #iLands<br/><br/>(not going to Alt Text the images as they are just screenshots providing receipts)<br/> <img src="https://assets.chatty.monster/media_attachments/files/117/257/619/213/895/718/original/69106a44da4a7e07.png"> <br/> <img src="https://assets.chatty.monster/media_attachments/files/117/257/619/919/959/663/original/bd796a77af9a77cf.png"> <br/> <img src="https://assets.chatty.monster/media_attachments/files/117/257/621/237/615/305/original/1e9b8c9a2118236e.png"> <br/> <img src="https://assets.chatty.monster/media_attachments/files/117/257/621/772/234/931/original/3ecb16926206dbb8.png"> <br/> 2026-09-12T10:36:34Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs95rusk70sezl54uduppjhl37afwghvsp8cq3zn8all4rtexp0rhqzyzzkdhp9l8qd5zlhq7rxmqhu3m4phcwzvqxclnzwsrj523tkscc6u04dy3f In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsvwczwq3mymtlpm3nzchkqx52xuexfnhlr38f9u23x6zqu3dr78hcrafech'>nevent1q…fech</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>That&#39;s really good for Liverpool.<br/><br/>It&#39;s not on the same scale as that, but a couple of years ago here i Warrington they replaced the entire bus fleet with electric vehicles: <a href="https://highways-news.com/new-era-begins-for-electric-bus-travel-in-warrington/">https://highways-news.com/new-era-begins-for-electric-bus-travel-in-warrington/</a><br/><br/>They&#39;re lovely to ride on, definitely smoother and much quieter than the old ones, but the real bonus is the town&#39;s bus station and bus stops no longer fill with clouds of diesel.<br/><br/>And in case you wondered, yes Warrington&#39;s bus company is owned and run by the Council. You don&#39;t see Arriva or Stagecoach doing this sort of thing. 2026-09-05T06:05:25Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsd3ndks8a9n2pq7aa9adljya34l6guhlvf208j4wl85pcull0qqyszyzzkdhp9l8qd5zlhq7rxmqhu3m4phcwzvqxclnzwsrj523tkscc6uh6fcrh Ahh, the talented Jackson sibling. #TOTP 2026-09-04T20:49:38Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsftfp6uz9a3s9l7p67wx88mm24lq85cvzcfg8lakk3fj9utz9m9fqzyzzkdhp9l8qd5zlhq7rxmqhu3m4phcwzvqxclnzwsrj523tkscc6usg989z Listen well to this, 1986 kids. This is the birth of house music, and therefore the sound that will dominate clubs for ... well, probably the rest of your lives.<br/>#TOTP 2026-09-04T20:18:59Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvrp42m2g5d8peg8s4k7pwqupnpj5qlqc24hjt7wlnjqzwzn76s0szyzzkdhp9l8qd5zlhq7rxmqhu3m4phcwzvqxclnzwsrj523tkscc6uhfk33k I&#39;ve been meaning to go to the [Congleton Jazz &amp; Blues Festival](<a href="https://www.congletonjazzandblues.co.uk/">https://www.congletonjazzandblues.co.uk/</a> ) for a few years now. As we have nothing else planned for this Bank Holiday weekend, then 2026 is the year.<br/><br/>It&#39;s not too far away from us - about 50km / 30 miles as the crow flies. And I can drive there in 45 minutes even without using the motorway.<br/><br/>But I thought it might be nice to leave the car at home. I&#39;ve just checked the trains: my options are either a 1½ hour journey via Stoke, with 2 changes, or I can get that down to 1 change via Manchester but then it&#39;s a 1¾ hour journey. Each way.<br/><br/>It would also cost almost £50 for the pair of us. So sadly I think I&#39;ll be driving. At least it&#39;s an EV.<br/><br/>#Congleton #UKtrains 2026-08-28T08:32:17Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2w6st809vp53hyc6zdrg8259sggaeudf5h3pvddcchamvvv9xctgzyzzkdhp9l8qd5zlhq7rxmqhu3m4phcwzvqxclnzwsrj523tkscc6ukepd6r In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsyul084z9shdc6cven9t8ad8negvshhkgfj3kw5ytfec74tjzwudgxkfxf9'>nevent1q…fxf9</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>My memories of first visiting and then living in Hulme as a student and ex-student also in the late 80s / early 90s are similar.<br/><br/>There were times when it was scary (I was mugged twice, not that I had any money to cough up, and there was at least one occasion someone tried to break into our flat) and probably loads of times when it was mundane, but of course it&#39;s the big events and the parties (indoor or outdoor) that stick in the memory. And nights at the PSV. So many nights at the PSV!<br/><br/>If you go through the area now it&#39;s completely unrecognisable, and almost certainly a much nicer place to live. But I do sometimes feel a wave of nostalgia for those old concrete deck access blocks.<br/><br/>I also found a very old picture I took from the walkway outside our flat.<br/><br/>#Hulme #Manchester<br/> <img src="https://assets.chatty.monster/media_attachments/files/117/132/172/476/761/665/original/6bec6b745a86c91e.jpg"> <br/> 2026-08-21T06:54:14Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsp5w0l9l2yjlv27aa8y9uvdh2l8fmv6fny25up7ct5njhp3jhyfuqzyzzkdhp9l8qd5zlhq7rxmqhu3m4phcwzvqxclnzwsrj523tkscc6u4u703s Oops, missed the first few minutes. I&#39;m sure they&#39;ll forgive me.<br/>#Eurovision 2026-05-16T19:10:07Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfmh6w2sv95zu5z62tyhnr943tsltmqrh2dx6252stxwt60cwwcygzyzzkdhp9l8qd5zlhq7rxmqhu3m4phcwzvqxclnzwsrj523tkscc6uywt8lx I have not previously heard of the car manufacturer LeapMotor, but I pulled up behind one of them as I was leaving the swimming pool this morning.<br/><br/>&#34;Just another Chinese EV manufacturer&#34; I thought to myself, &#34;there&#39;s nothing special about this ..... OH MY GOD I WANT THIS CAR SO MUCH!&#34;<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://assets.chatty.monster/media_attachments/files/115/864/284/966/816/698/original/bf8bdcabf73f1848.mp4"></video><br/> 2026-01-09T08:53:34Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsx7nm0qhjg8futc985yfw9v6k2ql7exaly6zudcxm2r462a3mp5mqzyzzkdhp9l8qd5zlhq7rxmqhu3m4phcwzvqxclnzwsrj523tkscc6uzna23a Woohoo, brilliant, I wake up on Christmas morning to find that Father Lotterymas has left me the most wonderful present in my stocking.<br/><br/>This is it, everyone I know is getting a gazillion pounds, I can fix homelessness and world hunger and everything and .... Oh. As you were.<br/><br/>#MerryChristmas anyway, Fedi.<br/> <img src="https://assets.chatty.monster/media_attachments/files/115/779/289/682/830/814/original/745d6160804edd45.jpg"> <br/> <img src="https://assets.chatty.monster/media_attachments/files/115/779/289/810/840/619/original/786ac5145ddbf57a.jpg"> <br/> 2025-12-25T08:36:02Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxsrcrtqan6duqhj8f0ugx3tzvmmzgln3mc735qrcr0qy8kyvnw7szyzzkdhp9l8qd5zlhq7rxmqhu3m4phcwzvqxclnzwsrj523tkscc6urme3ls Who decided to call it Google Street View when Googley Eyes was right there? 2025-12-15T20:04:00Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqszqawcqkuqt7yqt6a6l6ucy5cg6a9htlx4rhxs2xvc0q36ewyemxczyzzkdhp9l8qd5zlhq7rxmqhu3m4phcwzvqxclnzwsrj523tkscc6ufrdvp4 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsz80xumvayw2qce8c83wl5fc2yxk99ufxsmv9n3tydcausd6lxhgsrhwapt'>nevent1q…wapt</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>One of the things about not having kids is that all (well, most) of these things have passed me by.<br/><br/>For example I am aware from parents I know that a few years back there was an annoying song about a mummy shark or something, but as far as I know I&#39;ve never heard it. Unlike my parent friends who have it seared irrevocably into their brains! 2025-11-27T14:00:07Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8xp0ayj00u40waklmdcmgx53dcev5qrmxtrc6tdt8lcvwxw60avczyzzkdhp9l8qd5zlhq7rxmqhu3m4phcwzvqxclnzwsrj523tkscc6u3fr664 RE: <a href="https://social.chatty.monster/@FSA_Alerts/115583747537630580">https://social.chatty.monster/@FSA_Alerts/115583747537630580</a><br/><br/>I don&#39;t know what the so-called food &#34;experts&#34; at the FSA are smoking, but those of us who listened to #ThePlaylist will know that almonds aren&#39;t actually nuts.<br/><br/>See, <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub13a4gtpgxq45twzdg0zdyq8fc9szmhlfafwq7chnxvh6gxk3jrw0sctr5vv" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>DJDarren</span> (<span class="italic">npub13a4…r5vv</span>)</a></span>, we do listen to you!<blockquote class="border-l-05rem border-l-strongpink border-solid"><div class="-ml-4 bg-gradient-to-r from-gray-100 dark:from-zinc-800 to-transparent mr-0 mt-0 mb-4 pl-4 pr-2 py-2">quoting <br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Article"><a itemprop="url" href="/note103uezke9uuf02g9cezuptru4er5zt80cf2cjy264v36hrpers4sq0xa5g8" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1">note103u…a5g8</a></span><br/> </div> Flapjackery recalls Mince Pie Crumble Flapjack products because of undeclared almonds (nuts)<br/><br/>For full details go to <a href="https://www.food.gov.uk/news-alerts/alert/fsa-aa-71-2025">https://www.food.gov.uk/news-alerts/alert/fsa-aa-71-2025</a><br/><br/>#recall #FoodStandardsUK #FSA #Flapjackery #nuts #nuts </blockquote> 2025-11-20T20:44:57Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqst4zhzx7k3vhhhd265875xkah97fw2yj5uq00lgcpc4heydev320gzyzzkdhp9l8qd5zlhq7rxmqhu3m4phcwzvqxclnzwsrj523tkscc6uskxnk7 Last night, for reasons that aren&#39;t yet entirely clear, there was an army of undead drummers wandering through our town.<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://assets.chatty.monster/media_attachments/files/115/480/263/683/812/982/original/aaf5f2f8e6cf216b.mp4"></video><br/> 2025-11-02T13:09:47Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9qyhljrrmqp0dnapahswt7m0j9npjqvtwm923cadr4f0q8qsy57szyzzkdhp9l8qd5zlhq7rxmqhu3m4phcwzvqxclnzwsrj523tkscc6uzw98fv #SilentSunday<br/> <img src="https://assets.chatty.monster/media_attachments/files/115/480/213/185/912/993/original/77d59333e74208f0.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-11-02T12:59:50Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsg4pvftnrr2f835dupnuvk32km70cat2wklt78uxlaez9fj6u35pqzyzzkdhp9l8qd5zlhq7rxmqhu3m4phcwzvqxclnzwsrj523tkscc6utfwd7n In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9fn5vsdvmhsxqaywneksuu2wew9dy5t2ru24qecmqd9zsrj2zrpcljccep'>nevent1q…ccep</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>If you mean that I have no idea what I&#39;m really doing but just hope that if I shout loudly enough and bluster through then my instance will keep on running ... you&#39;re 100% correct! 2025-10-20T12:35:13Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqspmfsqp7458rvsymvlwc3fgaq9axxp7ekv77fqda67j20a5kltdxgzyzzkdhp9l8qd5zlhq7rxmqhu3m4phcwzvqxclnzwsrj523tkscc6unpvlx3 You could play pretty much anything from that 1979 top 30 and it would be better than everything from 1998. #TOTP 2025-10-17T18:54:00Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstc5dkzsrhrrkwc4arw6cnkq8va5mszwssk486da5qtwsxat3gcuczyzzkdhp9l8qd5zlhq7rxmqhu3m4phcwzvqxclnzwsrj523tkscc6ufyv3jz Sometimes when I go to the swimming pool it&#39;s fun to jump in the deep end, sink to the bottom (a whole 2 metres down) and hold my breath for 15-20 seconds or so. It&#39;s so quiet and peaceful that for a moment you can forget everything.<br/><br/>But this, this is completely unimaginable. A new world record has been set for free diving - Alexey Molchanov has swum down to 126 metres (and back up again!) and held his breath for over 4½ minutes.<br/><br/>My mind is completely and utterly boggled. Not to mention my lungs.<br/><br/>#freediving <br/><br/><a href="https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/c4gvw7zmwgko">https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/c4gvw7zmwgko</a> 2025-09-27T08:56:33Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqspvhjwzxrq0n3rpwjj0h65wfxre73yd05r8lqwxu5sh3yjc6y9n8gzyzzkdhp9l8qd5zlhq7rxmqhu3m4phcwzvqxclnzwsrj523tkscc6uzlns3a &#34;codpiece&#34; trending on Fedi in 3 .. 2 .. 1 ...<br/><br/>#TOTP 2025-09-19T19:21:01Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgqx8jw3za2vwp46m5we56fvfm0qsmcu9utkwjwnjefkr0cuq6fyszyzzkdhp9l8qd5zlhq7rxmqhu3m4phcwzvqxclnzwsrj523tkscc6u5t3q2m It has come to my attention that there is a DJ on BBC 1Xtra called Snoochie Shy and I was about to do one of those old person rants about kids these days.<br/><br/>Until I remembered that back in my day DJs had sensible names like Kid Jensen, Fluff Freeman, Whispering Bob so yeah, if they want to be Snoochie let them be Snoochie. 2025-09-05T14:49:04Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs96t26qhq3ssusgunlh2tjg8gtkp40sjephfcarsw0wcuxjkrzkzszyzzkdhp9l8qd5zlhq7rxmqhu3m4phcwzvqxclnzwsrj523tkscc6uq0tu7n Yep, this is what I have been saying. The way to defeat the flag-shaggers is not to spend hours ripping down the flags or getting court injunctions.<br/><br/>Reclaim the symbolism, strip it of its power to cause hate and racism.<br/><br/>BBC news article: a mosque / Muslim community centre in Wirral found a Union Jack tied to their railings. So they removed it .. and hung it up again in their window with a sign saying they&#39;re proud to be British Muslims.<br/><br/><a href="https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cd7yqez74ylo">https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cd7yqez74ylo</a><br/> <img src="https://assets.chatty.monster/media_attachments/files/115/117/144/415/617/241/original/eee852b219fec7cd.jpg"> <br/> 2025-08-30T10:03:46Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqszshl82jed83ctp2gewwr7krf9lf5cyzjukcxkmfwq88w44cucytqzyzzkdhp9l8qd5zlhq7rxmqhu3m4phcwzvqxclnzwsrj523tkscc6ue65whm BBC Breakfast this morning had a long segment about the 30th anniversary of Windows 95. So what vintage computer did they put in the studio as a handy prop?<br/><br/>#windows95<br/> <img src="https://assets.chatty.monster/media_attachments/files/115/110/826/780/024/630/original/94e62355ad182936.jpg"> <br/> 2025-08-29T07:17:07Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgcjed9ryy2gmywdhmuavuef0wh9rty26waldnkwedp5sdy27measzyzzkdhp9l8qd5zlhq7rxmqhu3m4phcwzvqxclnzwsrj523tkscc6uzm0wjs In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsff40q4psktx39styrf3y7vsd33366607kwqt7seq70w0xd2c8v3g3khjm5'>nevent1q…hjm5</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Is this not a very minimal reimplementation of manbut requiring vastly more resources and a network connection? 😅 2025-08-10T08:05:01Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqjf9g23dtc04xkyuccx9a4u4r2wjhfg9hyvju7uwyf00y5f3082gzyzzkdhp9l8qd5zlhq7rxmqhu3m4phcwzvqxclnzwsrj523tkscc6uh46f63 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs8py3l5s38n7qxjvqzpjgr8xvzw3ugxfjdgvu90twfmzhwqmw5vdq92sdla'>nevent1q…sdla</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I took these pictures of the memorial plaque to the mass trespass at the start of our hike yesterday.<br/> <img src="https://assets.chatty.monster/media_attachments/files/113/459/429/843/247/256/original/2a3e4ccf4d37ecc2.jpeg"> <br/> <img src="https://assets.chatty.monster/media_attachments/files/113/459/430/333/895/541/original/15a8e98d7d4ee4c7.jpeg"> <br/> 2024-11-10T15:46:53Z