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      TIL penguins get the zoomies&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;video controls width=&#34;100%&#34; class=&#34;max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700&#34;&gt;&lt;source src=&#34;https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/e9/d8/1d/e9d81d6b70eb378ef6014e5840378fddb4051a91f2f2949c7b8632b78e3e3597.mp4&#34;&gt;&lt;/video&gt;
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      This crow is more mechanically inclined than most of the people I work with.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;video controls width=&#34;100%&#34; class=&#34;max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700&#34;&gt;&lt;source src=&#34;https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/27/48/32/27483220f7d3c7023ff77d54b7f46c8fd68e798491b48b06bbcd061fc579d9c4.mp4&#34;&gt;&lt;/video&gt;
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      :mfw_niggers: I dont show up in anyone’s fedi circle.
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      I haven’t gotten a email or text from the president in a few days. I hope everything is ok.
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      Over the years my beard went from brown to red to grey
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      GM another cold wet one today&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/56/df/15/56df15fc839388b3c9996e91d633a266a7158ef33576b238206d9dceb9542a16.jpeg&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2026-11-07T13:08:02Z</updated>
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      A nice cold, gray, rainy November day&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;The geese love it&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/3e/44/13/3e4413ff3dfea3992180f1d13e0f30b252f22b78d18fe796a4aae1c052fda884.jpeg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/5a/7f/6b/5a7f6bdb7c470efaa3087dac002e0996265efa8bf7af009e59ce6f8aab2d1e8c.jpeg&#34;&gt; 
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      &lt;a href=&#34;https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=thFdDBBxMz4&amp;amp;ra=m&#34;&gt;https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=thFdDBBxMz4&amp;amp;ra=m&lt;/a&gt;
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    <updated>2026-11-06T12:11:27Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">I love hearing Bernie Sanders speak. I just can’t get enough of ...</title>
    
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      I love hearing Bernie Sanders speak. I just can’t get enough of that Vermont accent.
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      I’ve been here 15 minutes and I’m already pissed off
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      Where the heck is coach&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/ba/26/3c/ba263c4d3e6c5671bfb6b56366afc4d3501dcde12a5a7a48e17b199e926dbd90.jpeg&#34;&gt; 
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      Looks like I’m going to be here for a while&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/b0/22/ca/b022ca20bc8f1072211d954f5e8bad437019ff82816274f5e9ffef6a14bf7c00.jpeg&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2026-11-04T22:39:55Z</updated>
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      This is what I see when I close my eyes now&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/78/f3/a9/78f3a9649b2edbcce07cc8a82a2e8f8b7c4713d1dc1b3041f725025600e4ebe8.jpeg&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2026-11-04T22:37:51Z</updated>
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      That’ll hurt if you piss on it&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/71/15/7f/71157f1ab89324317b189579a1ce76d4cd7fcc563e67dc5b71eee10a0684931a.jpeg&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2026-11-04T18:18:49Z</updated>
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      Fuck I forgot a spoon for my yogurt.
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    <updated>2026-11-04T13:33:22Z</updated>
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      Got some fat ass coons and a couple grey foxes&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;video controls width=&#34;100%&#34; class=&#34;max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700&#34;&gt;&lt;source src=&#34;https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/51/ed/70/51ed70f087799be75108a277fd4f1a7bbd623eb8ff2c43692973c7069603b4a3.mp4&#34;&gt;&lt;/video&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;video controls width=&#34;100%&#34; class=&#34;max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700&#34;&gt;&lt;source src=&#34;https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/44/f7/92/44f792a48445239559c95da68668c089ab416a81b732f6977d80b0ae80f3b675.mp4&#34;&gt;&lt;/video&gt;
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    <updated>2026-11-04T00:31:03Z</updated>
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      Big boy is back&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;video controls width=&#34;100%&#34; class=&#34;max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700&#34;&gt;&lt;source src=&#34;https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/4e/d8/09/4ed8094dbf2c04b99cead690aacdb708385abca8ae27a64b55ffe3dc98eaaea9.mp4&#34;&gt;&lt;/video&gt;
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    <updated>2026-11-04T00:24:55Z</updated>
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      Are we winning yet?
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    <updated>2026-11-03T23:39:24Z</updated>
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      So much for working outside after work
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    <updated>2026-11-02T23:01:35Z</updated>
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      Uh oh, the algorithm knows my search history.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/d3/5c/94/d35c94f89636cd96c81ca26741eda4fbb05afec08f7d1fbe991e9a6b461fada2.jpeg&#34;&gt; 
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      These are my favorite&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/cd/9b/8f/cd9b8f1739b5143dc03b65eb043453b13fb0dea6289b907c495deb2887db2479.jpeg&#34;&gt; 
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      lol, oh man this is just too funny&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/ec/ea/f2/eceaf282b52bae0cb708ebc88a3690d017216fa72ac8efa6dc0a7789bbfdd422.jpeg&#34;&gt; 
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      <title type="html">Ugh, I don’t feel like going in today. Can’t I just sit here ...</title>
    
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      Ugh, I don’t feel like going in today. Can’t I just sit here and doom scroll.
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    <updated>2026-10-28T10:46:43Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Something about this just doesn’t look right. ...</title>
    
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      Something about this just doesn’t look right.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/eb/4d/49/eb4d49b21833be9164c61c0fac8cd5ae720c1d480a2b59773c6e38c645d1d777.jpeg&#34;&gt; 
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      Getting used to inserting &amp;#34;NOT AI&amp;#34; every time I search for something.
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      <title type="html">Gm fellow patriots, just enjoying my second cup of Black Rifle ...</title>
    
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      Gm fellow patriots, just enjoying my second cup of Black Rifle coffee. Remember to vote extra hard this November and don’t let your hands get soft.
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      Wake up little buddy, time to get back to work.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/60/ba/e1/60bae1cc487afd1a8b433135da9809057fccace8ffc9828c8951e31d8237c28c.jpeg&#34;&gt; 
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      My piss smells like coffee and looks like antifreeze, that’s normal right?
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      Ugh I gotta get some work done I guess.
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    <updated>2026-10-15T13:26:01Z</updated>
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      :bonktime:
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      <title type="html">Don’t fuck with camels ...</title>
    
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      Don’t fuck with camels&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;video controls width=&#34;100%&#34; class=&#34;max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700&#34;&gt;&lt;source src=&#34;https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/6d/43/ac/6d43ac420cf49d3f2512910d440bf75a94042d4363f674cdec8da284c53a0bb7.mp4&#34;&gt;&lt;/video&gt;
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      Every day I say “I need to drink more water” and everyday I forget.
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      Fuck I can’t wait to get back to work tomorrow.
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      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqs23e3x2c9dregq7g2kpnram7cyyw2ssck0pjzzg7ft0nrm3pqh63gzyzpr38lax9aey0f48er275c28ymrxnkx74yqprhka2qjea5x69zhvll5rdp</title>
    
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      #caturday&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/7c/ae/23/7cae23ebecc13e1b86f4ddf2bf399a4417fe4fb211c31297f1f07ec94a26932e.jpeg&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2026-10-10T22:26:12Z</updated>
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      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqsqqwfvgg7yzzqedfraeanuu6jj2f7h5u7w8ywx3rkp4349scy6urczyzpr38lax9aey0f48er275c28ymrxnkx74yqprhka2qjea5x69zhv7nv96h</title>
    
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    <updated>2026-10-09T18:59:52Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">You mean the big horse cocks? Really? No wonder I get the feeling ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqswv97833adaq4t3qejdffv5xcfgykcmx58fg8wr0a6n0ks4k3arcgzyzpr38lax9aey0f48er275c28ymrxnkx74yqprhka2qjea5x69zhvh7g30z" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsdclc5eq858c306xdqtap9p2a9s5qrwum9v7wrx2r7r8q7ztpke5gumg3lr&#39;&gt;nevent1q…g3lr&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;You mean the big horse cocks?&lt;br/&gt;Really? No wonder I get the feeling they look down on me.&lt;br/&gt;It all makes sense now.
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    <updated>2026-10-09T12:58:35Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0rxrcclj4k59lh20u99mjd3xadchkwtp84eh85u34nmv23uye82gzyzpr38lax9aey0f48er275c28ymrxnkx74yqprhka2qjea5x69zhvgp8r4l</id>
    
      <title type="html">Right, a little more extroverted and aggressive.</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0rxrcclj4k59lh20u99mjd3xadchkwtp84eh85u34nmv23uye82gzyzpr38lax9aey0f48er275c28ymrxnkx74yqprhka2qjea5x69zhvgp8r4l" />
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    <updated>2026-10-09T12:55:37Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">I won’t lump all horse women in but if you know what I’m ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2lyg25k92mnuvxa60y2k3w9cjzk3fwqsk4d72cz84t24lrhn6vtczyzpr38lax9aey0f48er275c28ymrxnkx74yqprhka2qjea5x69zhvgctpjq" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsxrau4tzkw69q09m3wwx92aj49qattyw3f8pedtul9q39xpwclrdgl246tk&#39;&gt;nevent1q…46tk&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I won’t lump all horse women in but if you know what I’m talking about you know.
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    <updated>2026-10-09T12:48:32Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0re9dr9zzqtz5gpr4hc5l4hcux83f9h4400gu4at8x7mexqk2llczyzpr38lax9aey0f48er275c28ymrxnkx74yqprhka2qjea5x69zhvesxe9m</id>
    
      <title type="html">Today I have to go to the horse barn and deal with the horsey ...</title>
    
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      Today I have to go to the horse barn and deal with the horsey women. A bunch of divorced, man hating powertrippin’ bitches.&lt;br/&gt;yay
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    <updated>2026-10-09T12:40:35Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqst9flyp9qmp4sd36crrd63emc62hetcplc3nkqle6f8tkcjj28atczyzpr38lax9aey0f48er275c28ymrxnkx74yqprhka2qjea5x69zhv3g9ehp</title>
    
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      Damn, almost time to break out the winter hats.
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    <updated>2026-10-09T12:17:08Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">He will be sitting in the waiting room drinking shitty coffee ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxva8fnqehmu4xwlfuttln88yg2gy3rhyv9gr2tuh6uxdlwrvhe6szyzpr38lax9aey0f48er275c28ymrxnkx74yqprhka2qjea5x69zhvr0zf06" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsgzea00sfmax86wz3spf945cp808wlcqfqq4a6mefy8kqwleewwuga58594&#39;&gt;nevent1q…8594&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;He will be sitting in the waiting room drinking shitty coffee until noon.
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    <updated>2026-10-09T11:52:24Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">You know when your talking to someone and they are just kinda ...</title>
    
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      You know when your talking to someone and they are just kinda venting and bitching about some person in their life. So being a friend you start agreeing with them like “ Ya that persons a real asshole, how could they do that to you” But then they start defending that person against you and all of a sudden you become the asshole?&lt;br/&gt;Ya thats so fun.
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    <updated>2026-10-08T16:13:42Z</updated>
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    <updated>2026-10-08T15:56:10Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">Grab your coffee, we can sit here for a while. ...</title>
    
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      Grab your coffee, we can sit here for a while.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/3a/d5/e9/3ad5e94c93b7febec727b5d7760ebbe9e74b6ab1f5471177f9eada980dc589e8.jpeg&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2026-10-08T11:35:04Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqsy8d2pqe9jrstx775e9v0zguz4psywcq77ty065gtadrgyuss4h9gzyzpr38lax9aey0f48er275c28ymrxnkx74yqprhka2qjea5x69zhvjhkahr</title>
    
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      Ok time for what will probably be the final mowing of the year.
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    <updated>2026-10-07T17:25:53Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">Oh hey thanks, I’m always looking for some good new people to ...</title>
    
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      Oh hey thanks, I’m always looking for some good new people to follow. Who knew spinster had these hidden gems.
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    <updated>2026-10-07T16:20:33Z</updated>
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      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqstn0d9ly2nzlg9efglc58rrxhl5t02egdnjl6f7lzxtkhyvn4uthszyzpr38lax9aey0f48er275c28ymrxnkx74yqprhka2qjea5x69zhvqqu8xc</title>
    
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      Gm&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/86/d1/8a/86d18a90918cf878ba5289dbaa86a351702ebc274fb9b110bfbf745191d6c3a0.jpeg&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2026-10-07T10:12:39Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">Ozempic is making people look like cadavers. There are 3 women I ...</title>
    
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      Ozempic is making people look like cadavers.&lt;br/&gt;There are 3 women I see on a regular basis that must all be taking it, because they never had anything in common but now they all look related somehow. Are they happy looking like this?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; I’ve seen the meme’s but seeing it in real life is weird.
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    <updated>2026-10-05T12:30:07Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      Colors are popping&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/9e/a1/ef/9ea1ef26022efced4e9efef832348748257a77c7797e03830456ea96bb23025d.jpeg&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2026-10-04T17:07:29Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">Found the new drummer for Rush ...</title>
    
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      Found the new drummer for Rush&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;video controls width=&#34;100%&#34; class=&#34;max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700&#34;&gt;&lt;source src=&#34;https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/69/5c/91/695c916f2b3bad88e087f35de4e4e5b8ed14a0636bdb7deeca44abe48fa2a2ba.mp4&#34;&gt;&lt;/video&gt;
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    <updated>2026-10-02T12:58:17Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">I’m so fuckin mad at myself. I had a really cool clip of a bull ...</title>
    
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      I’m so fuckin mad at myself.&lt;br/&gt;I had a really cool clip of a bull moose on one of my game cameras but I accidentally deleted it. That was 2 days ago I’m still pissed.
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    <updated>2026-10-02T10:30:40Z</updated>
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      Just got my new flag on the truck&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;video controls width=&#34;100%&#34; class=&#34;max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700&#34;&gt;&lt;source src=&#34;https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/65/d8/9f/65d89fa8da661b59306b4725fcc5e116cd6892338638773131b9706fe5f96ad1.mp4&#34;&gt;&lt;/video&gt;
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    <updated>2026-10-01T17:28:50Z</updated>
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      I like my sauerkraut with carroway seeds and juniper berries.
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    <updated>2026-10-01T16:06:32Z</updated>
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    <updated>2026-10-01T12:49:22Z</updated>
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      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqsrud2qdk30ym4vw0sf3psk64e3xjhe5wtyqral04ltkm4mhqljj3qzyzpr38lax9aey0f48er275c28ymrxnkx74yqprhka2qjea5x69zhvjvlt04</title>
    
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      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqsfsufyggq7x5jxy9efw5csvhe5uy7s8mj57sqcen43g0y04es5zmqzyzpr38lax9aey0f48er275c28ymrxnkx74yqprhka2qjea5x69zhved8e73</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfsufyggq7x5jxy9efw5csvhe5uy7s8mj57sqcen43g0y04es5zmqzyzpr38lax9aey0f48er275c28ymrxnkx74yqprhka2qjea5x69zhved8e73" />
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    <updated>2026-09-30T16:13:08Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Wow she looks crazy ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfmxylqza0jlcahzmn0q9nzu6uv6hzg8zukk4lu3un4xy8lz6pvaqzyzpr38lax9aey0f48er275c28ymrxnkx74yqprhka2qjea5x69zhvpjvwzd" />
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      Wow she looks crazy&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href=&#34;https://nypost.com/2026/09/29/us-news/psycho-south-carolina-mom-stabs-her-two-kids-over-50-times-in-unhinged-attack-that-leaves-one-facing-amputation/&#34;&gt;https://nypost.com/2026/09/29/us-news/psycho-south-carolina-mom-stabs-her-two-kids-over-50-times-in-unhinged-attack-that-leaves-one-facing-amputation/&lt;/a&gt;
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    <updated>2026-09-30T13:03:04Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgpw2te0qanefh4h86gl0za5fh4lqy0emrt3szxl9wml549ydd55gzyzpr38lax9aey0f48er275c28ymrxnkx74yqprhka2qjea5x69zhv7ckp65</id>
    
      <title type="html">Damn It Jonny stop giving your content away for free! You could ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgpw2te0qanefh4h86gl0za5fh4lqy0emrt3szxl9wml549ydd55gzyzpr38lax9aey0f48er275c28ymrxnkx74yqprhka2qjea5x69zhv7ckp65" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsghg4wxj539wqalxxnprr6aly9ge2syc86vgg7xp46kt29lk2ep3s7yc5ql&#39;&gt;nevent1q…c5ql&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Damn It Jonny stop giving your content away for free!  &lt;br/&gt;You could have got another 5 bucks for this. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Btw your mic levels are perfect.
    </content>
    <updated>2026-09-27T00:46:14Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs073su2xsvefsdl6mehkuszgxd62gwka7gjleh8a2ktev6zk09vcgzyzpr38lax9aey0f48er275c28ymrxnkx74yqprhka2qjea5x69zhvnt8kje</id>
    
      <title type="html">Good thing you weren’t telling Jap jokes that night</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs073su2xsvefsdl6mehkuszgxd62gwka7gjleh8a2ktev6zk09vcgzyzpr38lax9aey0f48er275c28ymrxnkx74yqprhka2qjea5x69zhvnt8kje" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsdkk2naxvy8kx8tkd702rh9x2guscvgdhaae2rjtlhf7av5a4fcsc7kncqm&#39;&gt;nevent1q…ncqm&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Good thing you weren’t telling Jap jokes that night
    </content>
    <updated>2026-09-27T00:37:12Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsw40lrh3qca6ps5zqahg7gedx6dwhasvnrppy9q655p62pwv0m5jczyzpr38lax9aey0f48er275c28ymrxnkx74yqprhka2qjea5x69zhvpm369n</id>
    
      <title type="html">Should be able to pay him back 10 fold with the proceeds from ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsw40lrh3qca6ps5zqahg7gedx6dwhasvnrppy9q655p62pwv0m5jczyzpr38lax9aey0f48er275c28ymrxnkx74yqprhka2qjea5x69zhvpm369n" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsdpnd4vff92zyzfew4strcczz045lgpj72mfaqyy3lfwtw6v4cjagjp0hjm&#39;&gt;nevent1q…0hjm&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Should be able to pay him back 10 fold with the proceeds from Jonny’s joke channel
    </content>
    <updated>2026-09-27T00:20:05Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsx25g2nvdk0pntpl5sz9kkam6gxvs9m4jskdfga6yl63w0mn6yq4qzyzpr38lax9aey0f48er275c28ymrxnkx74yqprhka2qjea5x69zhv5rfcf0</id>
    
      <title type="html">Uh, I’m sure he won’t hear about it. How could he possibly ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsx25g2nvdk0pntpl5sz9kkam6gxvs9m4jskdfga6yl63w0mn6yq4qzyzpr38lax9aey0f48er275c28ymrxnkx74yqprhka2qjea5x69zhv5rfcf0" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsqlcan6hgvegath006t4xpjln4ydm75tjpgq4c8lef5f3tdd48utcurx59u&#39;&gt;nevent1q…x59u&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Uh, I’m sure he won’t hear about it.&lt;br/&gt;How could he possibly find out?
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    <updated>2026-09-27T00:17:41Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgm7uavssc9agfnj48ea96nxgsd3jthzcj0sq642mv5zcyqnqmvtczyzpr38lax9aey0f48er275c28ymrxnkx74yqprhka2qjea5x69zhv3ndqzv</id>
    
      <title type="html">That’s only 12oz</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgm7uavssc9agfnj48ea96nxgsd3jthzcj0sq642mv5zcyqnqmvtczyzpr38lax9aey0f48er275c28ymrxnkx74yqprhka2qjea5x69zhv3ndqzv" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsv45rtz6wfzg9zkngf6v6j2mtlzg0ng0505r8vxjcmc3fs3ezn3dcgwcf3p&#39;&gt;nevent1q…cf3p&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;That’s only 12oz
    </content>
    <updated>2026-09-27T00:14:24Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsv4ue4qaqp7w9t98hmymfgf5glpw6lcha7fdmmw86kfzzt9md7jhgzyzpr38lax9aey0f48er275c28ymrxnkx74yqprhka2qjea5x69zhvmsqu43</id>
    
      <title type="html">He’s just like everyone else, doesn’t like to take orders.</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsv4ue4qaqp7w9t98hmymfgf5glpw6lcha7fdmmw86kfzzt9md7jhgzyzpr38lax9aey0f48er275c28ymrxnkx74yqprhka2qjea5x69zhvmsqu43" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsvalwae60gft8usyemh7tlfgkx6vzxtswrmesdzy2ydxg4mr9j7dchf4ugy&#39;&gt;nevent1q…4ugy&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;He’s just like everyone else, doesn’t like to take orders.
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    <updated>2026-09-27T00:11:39Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsr7v3dd5hq5gh49zrvkjfsp0melg8vdzypsycwtcvelfk5seza7nczyzpr38lax9aey0f48er275c28ymrxnkx74yqprhka2qjea5x69zhvhvwl33</id>
    
      <title type="html">lol, very nice!</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsr7v3dd5hq5gh49zrvkjfsp0melg8vdzypsycwtcvelfk5seza7nczyzpr38lax9aey0f48er275c28ymrxnkx74yqprhka2qjea5x69zhvhvwl33" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs8u3qrnn9yd2t6qnjtm4x8mwkhm274h40ly2749p3yyanvat4vqacggg8vt&#39;&gt;nevent1q…g8vt&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;lol, very nice!
    </content>
    <updated>2026-09-27T00:07:26Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqszqfzg9dejqxk3eu4plmeqs9mdkzel8qp05cx5vteh6x5w233n8jgzyzpr38lax9aey0f48er275c28ymrxnkx74yqprhka2qjea5x69zhv70zw89</id>
    
      <title type="html">Don’t think to much just do it. Fuck it, we’ll do it live !</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqszqfzg9dejqxk3eu4plmeqs9mdkzel8qp05cx5vteh6x5w233n8jgzyzpr38lax9aey0f48er275c28ymrxnkx74yqprhka2qjea5x69zhv70zw89" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs859y4rjv90p37ht69suf2795wekw24npurljqdkdnad0g9zl5vjs9n62ht&#39;&gt;nevent1q…62ht&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Don’t think to much just do it.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Fuck it, we’ll do it live !
    </content>
    <updated>2026-09-26T23:52:48Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxmu6cgs9rwvc2e9qw8qpy8fpgc3zwsn4axd6ytyvdad90wxjwavczyzpr38lax9aey0f48er275c28ymrxnkx74yqprhka2qjea5x69zhvccdzal</id>
    
      <title type="html">No one is at Jonny’s level.</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxmu6cgs9rwvc2e9qw8qpy8fpgc3zwsn4axd6ytyvdad90wxjwavczyzpr38lax9aey0f48er275c28ymrxnkx74yqprhka2qjea5x69zhvccdzal" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsvpwdymyf9tenngjqmapvfa2j9pjhe8q273jmn62r0cr6a6mfqmtgcrllxm&#39;&gt;nevent1q…llxm&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;No one is at Jonny’s level.
    </content>
    <updated>2026-09-26T23:48:24Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrsssk5fe7zzalftcarj3gyuw7x23rnl8g8aqas6c8eja45mv9vqszyzpr38lax9aey0f48er275c28ymrxnkx74yqprhka2qjea5x69zhvzuqdps</id>
    
      <title type="html">A dollar a joke, 5 joke minimum Sounds fair. Is it a dollar a ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrsssk5fe7zzalftcarj3gyuw7x23rnl8g8aqas6c8eja45mv9vqszyzpr38lax9aey0f48er275c28ymrxnkx74yqprhka2qjea5x69zhvzuqdps" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsq8mk2dhdmxykffytdzxhe33mnc2xqz97kxkn8k4clk0ssusgrkxgxw5z7l&#39;&gt;nevent1q…5z7l&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;A dollar a joke, 5 joke minimum&lt;br/&gt;Sounds fair. Is it a dollar a joke after the first 5 or what?
    </content>
    <updated>2026-09-26T23:46:46Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgwxvefht4sy3rv4myd5u47nhmw6vc5crmzy9805ujhlxtkt240lgzyzpr38lax9aey0f48er275c28ymrxnkx74yqprhka2qjea5x69zhv8flm4h</id>
    
      <title type="html">How rude, I thought you were a expert</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgwxvefht4sy3rv4myd5u47nhmw6vc5crmzy9805ujhlxtkt240lgzyzpr38lax9aey0f48er275c28ymrxnkx74yqprhka2qjea5x69zhv8flm4h" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqszqgulpv2m57l79mj4azecuuygxuel6yf5rkwdr0mrky3mn0202qcqr2pwu&#39;&gt;nevent1q…2pwu&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;How rude, I thought you were a expert
    </content>
    <updated>2026-09-26T23:44:35Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvy0893l506pxyfsq50tcfywddps3unse98676z5e52cmlpng0rtgzyzpr38lax9aey0f48er275c28ymrxnkx74yqprhka2qjea5x69zhv0z8xk5</id>
    
      <title type="html">Don’t text my mom!</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvy0893l506pxyfsq50tcfywddps3unse98676z5e52cmlpng0rtgzyzpr38lax9aey0f48er275c28ymrxnkx74yqprhka2qjea5x69zhv0z8xk5" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsyfnc6lsrz78srj80v74wlhjf8fq552f4f76uylk3hqzalulkch4gmts5c6&#39;&gt;nevent1q…s5c6&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Don’t text my mom!
    </content>
    <updated>2026-09-26T23:29:34Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyfnc6lsrz78srj80v74wlhjf8fq552f4f76uylk3hqzalulkch4gzyzpr38lax9aey0f48er275c28ymrxnkx74yqprhka2qjea5x69zhvpd9xq9</id>
    
      <title type="html">Ugh I know, you should try texting with my mom. It’s not even ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyfnc6lsrz78srj80v74wlhjf8fq552f4f76uylk3hqzalulkch4gzyzpr38lax9aey0f48er275c28ymrxnkx74yqprhka2qjea5x69zhvpd9xq9" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs03ztxmmt7ndv8hh9xlakmjg4ty6rhx04ct54g25vagssxt0mq47c4gn2xk&#39;&gt;nevent1q…n2xk&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Ugh I know, you should try texting with my mom. It’s not even worth it. I just have to call her back.
    </content>
    <updated>2026-09-26T23:28:15Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqszhjq5xt0vgx29ja9m76ljz06tjwryhk4svtrgp9tkak7t8fc5xngzyzpr38lax9aey0f48er275c28ymrxnkx74yqprhka2qjea5x69zhvp6yjcw</id>
    
      <title type="html">Still too long … Nig</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqszhjq5xt0vgx29ja9m76ljz06tjwryhk4svtrgp9tkak7t8fc5xngzyzpr38lax9aey0f48er275c28ymrxnkx74yqprhka2qjea5x69zhvp6yjcw" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsq6k82ksz2r24fn5dj3yfr79zmtzxhg924zr3v8xn04z5slxss0ccdtfjl5&#39;&gt;nevent1q…fjl5&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Still too long … Nig
    </content>
    <updated>2026-09-26T23:26:17Z</updated>
  </entry>

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