2026-10-12T19:57:22Z https://njump.me surdfish https://njump.me/npub1sutquv5n5crj97mt7sav3e3r8m0fm963kfkstxsxxkqrr7eg06fqmquw72 https://media.beige.party/accounts/avatars/115/353/919/881/519/886/original/60bea246cfbeae41.jpeg https://media.beige.party/accounts/avatars/115/353/919/881/519/886/original/60bea246cfbeae41.jpeg https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdze2zyx2wgnl9u9875hjsz3wsjr3prznf4swa5qs2c73m9zlt0aczyzr3vr3jjwnqwghmd06r4j8xyvlda8vh2xex6pv6qc6cqv0m9plfyj0x02v In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqstmwysz59zwdfv5eax25vypf7ewk5u0rt7xa54u6m3vz7klcz54rchghf8x'>nevent1q…hf8x</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Could you edit yours to quote this reply? I&#39;ll take the blame if it makes a black hole or sets fire to the atmosphere. 2026-07-16T18:09:32Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvpqdd5rzkw5zs7r9z88rxl69mq58sx0eahxmwyklmmxdjx9vdeqgzyzr3vr3jjwnqwghmd06r4j8xyvlda8vh2xex6pv6qc6cqv0m9plfygq7ng2 Memento Metallurgy 2 <br/>(acrylic on toast)<br/><br/>#haikuiche<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/868/681/017/376/931/original/b2972551e278aaef.jpeg"> <br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/868/681/016/350/547/original/318d5f70d9177965.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-07-05T18:19:09Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqspvl0z57ezlnsxkuealun080djmz9rlf653n3ftmd07jhzkv57hfqzyzr3vr3jjwnqwghmd06r4j8xyvlda8vh2xex6pv6qc6cqv0m9plfyplxz6g In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs934y84qpfnh3nxjmu6ynh9j3rxkxwhpjyr6xvmu66p7z5xu8vckg4hpfgx'>nevent1q…pfgx</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Am I my exotic-dancer girlfriend&#39;s keeper?<br/><br/>#Monsterdon 2026-06-15T02:09:18Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs934y84qpfnh3nxjmu6ynh9j3rxkxwhpjyr6xvmu66p7z5xu8vckgzyzr3vr3jjwnqwghmd06r4j8xyvlda8vh2xex6pv6qc6cqv0m9plfyg4sv4h In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqwcj5su6595few99lv44klerk32nll2rkv3qwg8dqthm3zstefzs7rdw69'>nevent1q…dw69</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Where is my servant, Jada?<br/><br/>#Monsterdon 2026-06-15T02:08:18Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqwcj5su6595few99lv44klerk32nll2rkv3qwg8dqthm3zstefzszyzr3vr3jjwnqwghmd06r4j8xyvlda8vh2xex6pv6qc6cqv0m9plfylzrg6f In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsycs332fdgapehl8yxl9ru3zuuccexw5la9fw64npqlghgtmayjqgahvz68'>nevent1q…vz68</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>This wasn&#39;t in the bible.<br/><br/>#Monsterdon 2026-06-15T02:07:47Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsycs332fdgapehl8yxl9ru3zuuccexw5la9fw64npqlghgtmayjqgzyzr3vr3jjwnqwghmd06r4j8xyvlda8vh2xex6pv6qc6cqv0m9plfy36f0n2 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsq4f5v4dr7y6h4tt5kkdn7ztz56cagndzacpfqrvvglfeh5pyjwqc9zgu9w'>nevent1q…gu9w</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Thank goodness they have a geologist to cure rabies.<br/><br/>#Monsterdon 2026-06-15T02:04:12Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsq4f5v4dr7y6h4tt5kkdn7ztz56cagndzacpfqrvvglfeh5pyjwqczyzr3vr3jjwnqwghmd06r4j8xyvlda8vh2xex6pv6qc6cqv0m9plfyjmsq7h In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs8tupc8mm0muyzdjss8ap0tw7tlrkp62d46vxkrq4fs2g8mplsjqcyuu9zk'>nevent1q…u9zk</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>As acting Rear Commodore of the Royal Canadian Space Cadets, I am this close to pulling rank on Cap&#39;n Crunch over here.<br/><br/>#Monsterdon 2026-06-15T01:58:30Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8tupc8mm0muyzdjss8ap0tw7tlrkp62d46vxkrq4fs2g8mplsjqczyzr3vr3jjwnqwghmd06r4j8xyvlda8vh2xex6pv6qc6cqv0m9plfyt0rj8n In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsr2jwhwwcad2hwuf3f97cjj5suyhl4kzdtyhzry3g4qzd3da4y3tgdklcwc'>nevent1q…lcwc</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Captain of the Hardship<br/><br/>#Monsterdon 2026-06-15T01:56:00Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsr2jwhwwcad2hwuf3f97cjj5suyhl4kzdtyhzry3g4qzd3da4y3tgzyzr3vr3jjwnqwghmd06r4j8xyvlda8vh2xex6pv6qc6cqv0m9plfy96c0cg In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqstrt0pcsj3dp22lmgq77s47neggwcpz2uevptrv2nw44wmphhqucggd2td8'>nevent1q…2td8</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Hands of the merchandise!<br/><br/>#Monsterdon 2026-06-15T01:55:28Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstrt0pcsj3dp22lmgq77s47neggwcpz2uevptrv2nw44wmphhqucgzyzr3vr3jjwnqwghmd06r4j8xyvlda8vh2xex6pv6qc6cqv0m9plfyt6zmvs In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsgg3848rxv2fh55txrxh5kaj29xuwkwhm4v5cfzsjckgjara285qs3yf8du'>nevent1q…f8du</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Gettin&#39; sauced and procreatin&#39; is in the bible too...ask Lot.<br/><br/>#Monsterdon 2026-06-15T01:54:18Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgg3848rxv2fh55txrxh5kaj29xuwkwhm4v5cfzsjckgjara285qszyzr3vr3jjwnqwghmd06r4j8xyvlda8vh2xex6pv6qc6cqv0m9plfy9xwwk2 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqspfczt7yx9zgaal8uaj8qmd8cscmltgkt2a83ccyxsl7q0085ewdccs93zg'>nevent1q…93zg</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>How &#39;bout a few Roentgens of that bilge water Cap&#39;n?<br/><br/>#Monsterdon 2026-06-15T01:52:32Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqspfczt7yx9zgaal8uaj8qmd8cscmltgkt2a83ccyxsl7q0085ewdczyzr3vr3jjwnqwghmd06r4j8xyvlda8vh2xex6pv6qc6cqv0m9plfy5duhye In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs8vrlar0ak5tw0pg050wndh6ks94nzcrdtz7ewcpp4gf6az46al4q9yr5z9'>nevent1q…r5z9</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I&#39;ve got stage 4 monsterosis, Doc.<br/><br/>#Monsterdon 2026-06-15T01:51:52Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8vrlar0ak5tw0pg050wndh6ks94nzcrdtz7ewcpp4gf6az46al4qzyzr3vr3jjwnqwghmd06r4j8xyvlda8vh2xex6pv6qc6cqv0m9plfyuehg39 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2cnrtka3pesq09drxuxsmmp543p4w7pdqu90y3m5sg0pyrvw42fghcj9e5'>nevent1q…j9e5</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>&#34;One must imagine the Adam &amp; Eve radioactive.&#34;<br/><br/>#Monsterdon 2026-06-15T01:50:38Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2cnrtka3pesq09drxuxsmmp543p4w7pdqu90y3m5sg0pyrvw42fgzyzr3vr3jjwnqwghmd06r4j8xyvlda8vh2xex6pv6qc6cqv0m9plfy6e426c In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsf4vkwpw77y4td0vnxcxs4hatw67e7x9r5v060g9urg80w3q7066q3gmemr'>nevent1q…memr</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Captain Ramsey (Neil Fletcher) anticipating Noah (Russell Crowe) in Noah (2014) lol<br/><br/>#Monsterdon 2026-06-15T01:48:14Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsf4vkwpw77y4td0vnxcxs4hatw67e7x9r5v060g9urg80w3q7066qzyzr3vr3jjwnqwghmd06r4j8xyvlda8vh2xex6pv6qc6cqv0m9plfykuaqaf In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsp30c09f9s52jkx2lq9fa5nghwm9l57u6mfxmrh8w7559mn92kdaqnu9neq'>nevent1q…9neq</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Captain&#39;s gone Old Testament...enforced fruitfulness, multiplication.<br/><br/>They definitely fail the Becquerel test<br/><br/>#Monsterdon 2026-06-15T01:45:57Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsp30c09f9s52jkx2lq9fa5nghwm9l57u6mfxmrh8w7559mn92kdaqzyzr3vr3jjwnqwghmd06r4j8xyvlda8vh2xex6pv6qc6cqv0m9plfy9t4qw5 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsrc26yms7tsj7wv8ay5zpyzmsed56gdfzluks06gukjh4n657r85cnjj702'>nevent1q…j702</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>They&#39;re failing the Becquerel test.<br/><br/>#Monsterdon 2026-06-15T01:43:15Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrc26yms7tsj7wv8ay5zpyzmsed56gdfzluks06gukjh4n657r85czyzr3vr3jjwnqwghmd06r4j8xyvlda8vh2xex6pv6qc6cqv0m9plfyhtfx97 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsxkj5hpccwrf3x7xrgcsrqlqyhycrg73f0wycfh2veerkcn2yh44cypuau5'>nevent1q…uau5</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Matsuo is the reverse-Bechdel test.<br/><br/>#Monsterdon 2026-06-15T01:38:25Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxkj5hpccwrf3x7xrgcsrqlqyhycrg73f0wycfh2veerkcn2yh44czyzr3vr3jjwnqwghmd06r4j8xyvlda8vh2xex6pv6qc6cqv0m9plfy8fum0t In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsq5u55knwgt74r6ky5ee5fh4spq6h6jvruzw74f7m5j3pjs6elsyc50n4mw'>nevent1q…n4mw</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>&#34;It&#39;s probably one of the fellas.&#34;<br/><br/>#Monsterdon 2026-06-15T01:37:24Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsq5u55knwgt74r6ky5ee5fh4spq6h6jvruzw74f7m5j3pjs6elsyczyzr3vr3jjwnqwghmd06r4j8xyvlda8vh2xex6pv6qc6cqv0m9plfypc69qd In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsw96tjj25648ndjprllytc0rc78fm6qyggwtg02y03j87u0lpny5s7qsfq0'>nevent1q…sfq0</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Oh shit we got a look at the beastie!!<br/><br/>#Monsterdon 2026-06-15T01:36:57Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsw96tjj25648ndjprllytc0rc78fm6qyggwtg02y03j87u0lpny5szyzr3vr3jjwnqwghmd06r4j8xyvlda8vh2xex6pv6qc6cqv0m9plfypa6n7e In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsr5che7wd2pcvanreppsyza33cz7pfa855vfdrnps9hwpgys9ad8gvy0x4t'>nevent1q…0x4t</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>&#34;This must be the artistic portion of the film.&#34;<br/><br/>#Monsterdon 2026-06-15T01:35:19Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsr5che7wd2pcvanreppsyza33cz7pfa855vfdrnps9hwpgys9ad8gzyzr3vr3jjwnqwghmd06r4j8xyvlda8vh2xex6pv6qc6cqv0m9plfywew74l In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9692zpvgcs0pw6qu90nvsxuyf3hdpgaz9mjj8dl55skmh627fcwcfgy0nu'>nevent1q…y0nu</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>They got their own lil Noah&#39;s Ark situation a-brewin.<br/><br/>#Monsterdon 2026-06-15T01:32:48Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9692zpvgcs0pw6qu90nvsxuyf3hdpgaz9mjj8dl55skmh627fcwczyzr3vr3jjwnqwghmd06r4j8xyvlda8vh2xex6pv6qc6cqv0m9plfy3j9jds In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsdelpcuzuslz5c49uxvackwnzcx763anexwv4lqq3a3md2kczefnscr3k3c'>nevent1q…3k3c</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>...there&#39;s always a bigger butcher<br/><br/>#Monsterdon 2026-06-15T01:30:41Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdelpcuzuslz5c49uxvackwnzcx763anexwv4lqq3a3md2kczefnszyzr3vr3jjwnqwghmd06r4j8xyvlda8vh2xex6pv6qc6cqv0m9plfy4lfsm8 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqstrgx305u57antexk72s36qqs95fua9y7mewup4l6e7muapltyn9qpx9wqv'>nevent1q…9wqv</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>The Butcher (Diablo) origin story,<br/><br/><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2q7VqqkNWHA">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2q7VqqkNWHA</a><br/><br/>#Monsterdon 2026-06-15T01:27:13Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstrgx305u57antexk72s36qqs95fua9y7mewup4l6e7muapltyn9qzyzr3vr3jjwnqwghmd06r4j8xyvlda8vh2xex6pv6qc6cqv0m9plfyvz8vf4 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszgl3dmkcmx8m9sr7ncny6emxy0xglsg2mljzgfllgf0slqtd5k8c07cqdk'>nevent1q…cqdk</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I suppose we&#39;re all playing a contaminated game, when you really stop and think about, hey Captain?<br/><br/>#Monsterdon 2026-06-15T01:22:07Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqszgl3dmkcmx8m9sr7ncny6emxy0xglsg2mljzgfllgf0slqtd5k8czyzr3vr3jjwnqwghmd06r4j8xyvlda8vh2xex6pv6qc6cqv0m9plfyssp8w6 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsth236gqnng3phvgnw5m0jqd2ntm8gddhm3u4s8tjnves7wn9dlqseywjg4'>nevent1q…wjg4</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Who up soakin&#39; up 700 Roentgens?<br/><br/>#Monsterdon 2026-06-15T01:16:50Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsth236gqnng3phvgnw5m0jqd2ntm8gddhm3u4s8tjnves7wn9dlqszyzr3vr3jjwnqwghmd06r4j8xyvlda8vh2xex6pv6qc6cqv0m9plfygavqa2 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsx05mlagusssm6m00kmde7n5m6z4drk0ah3phjzhun28z5dp52g7g4g6x03'>nevent1q…6x03</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Captain Ramsey (Neil Fletcher) anticipates Howard (John Goodman) in 10 Cloverfield Lane lol<br/><br/>#Monsterdon 2026-06-15T01:16:13Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsx05mlagusssm6m00kmde7n5m6z4drk0ah3phjzhun28z5dp52g7gzyzr3vr3jjwnqwghmd06r4j8xyvlda8vh2xex6pv6qc6cqv0m9plfywq56m7 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsxz8rstdtk6rqclh5uc7dzzvrfhggjun0ajs32f6msc6sh7qxku6g7az5sw'>nevent1q…z5sw</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>More like H.R. Giger counter, amirite?<br/><br/>#Monsterdon 2026-06-15T01:06:40Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxz8rstdtk6rqclh5uc7dzzvrfhggjun0ajs32f6msc6sh7qxku6gzyzr3vr3jjwnqwghmd06r4j8xyvlda8vh2xex6pv6qc6cqv0m9plfyeq9er2 Formosa...that&#39;s a name I&#39;ve not heard in some time... <br/><br/> #Monsterdon 2026-06-15T01:03:26Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqspsx3ev4q94d5zgv0tkjf69ta495mqw3hcdav6dyat2kty28gdglczyzr3vr3jjwnqwghmd06r4j8xyvlda8vh2xex6pv6qc6cqv0m9plfy5l3pwc You can usually spot an alien by the way they say &#34;greetings earthling&#34; with a bit of an accent. 2026-05-26T00:56:57Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9m2t5r4979tnhxat3v5ndag45yrff7gxmw0x5l9v0ajrr6k0u7hszyzr3vr3jjwnqwghmd06r4j8xyvlda8vh2xex6pv6qc6cqv0m9plfy92ma2h In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsz00m4x2xa48qt9yr89jl59y74xx6sz9me3jda6jf3me2yk4c2j9q8s08eh'>nevent1q…08eh</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Rick Astley ~ Never Gonna Give You Up<br/>#togoty 💃🕺<br/><br/><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmclMPL4eQw">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmclMPL4eQw</a> 2026-03-19T22:30:34Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsz00m4x2xa48qt9yr89jl59y74xx6sz9me3jda6jf3me2yk4c2j9qzyzr3vr3jjwnqwghmd06r4j8xyvlda8vh2xex6pv6qc6cqv0m9plfygt8sjh In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsvlrqqh8t7a78gd8y6hmpwylnr3qwfljgp2lj9vlndc9lq4sx2etq3rnh4x'>nevent1q…nh4x</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Rick Astley ~ Never Gonna Give You Up<br/>#togoty 🕺💃<br/><br/><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJM_yOv7Z8w">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJM_yOv7Z8w</a> 2026-03-19T21:45:42Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvlrqqh8t7a78gd8y6hmpwylnr3qwfljgp2lj9vlndc9lq4sx2etqzyzr3vr3jjwnqwghmd06r4j8xyvlda8vh2xex6pv6qc6cqv0m9plfy03lmd2 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsvhwqj3hz3zjedn80c62qgeqljwklp0cqqjvfmzn3gkynmxky8vqc0kvgwu'>nevent1q…vgwu</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Rick Astley ~ Never Gonna Give You Up<br/>#togoty 💃🕺<br/><br/><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzsR5fxWkho">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzsR5fxWkho</a> 2026-03-19T21:34:13Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvhwqj3hz3zjedn80c62qgeqljwklp0cqqjvfmzn3gkynmxky8vqczyzr3vr3jjwnqwghmd06r4j8xyvlda8vh2xex6pv6qc6cqv0m9plfy03lq6h In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsrenct262apccztvlqxgchsqluje3qe82ngxjx6mcnhg3pyn6jgtghjcr9g'>nevent1q…cr9g</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Rick Astley ~ Never Gonna Give You Up<br/>#togoty 🕺💃<br/><br/><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiEr9OUcqpo">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiEr9OUcqpo</a> 2026-03-19T20:50:07Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrenct262apccztvlqxgchsqluje3qe82ngxjx6mcnhg3pyn6jgtgzyzr3vr3jjwnqwghmd06r4j8xyvlda8vh2xex6pv6qc6cqv0m9plfyeg6cdu In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsdn7s3nxx890ecvj23quc2tc5wyk3mvysrlr67try73muy566c6ucef6pzw'>nevent1q…6pzw</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Rick Astley ~ Never Gonna Give You Up<br/>#togoty 💃🕺<br/><br/><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYp4NKe-QXI">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYp4NKe-QXI</a> 2026-03-19T20:28:49Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdn7s3nxx890ecvj23quc2tc5wyk3mvysrlr67try73muy566c6uczyzr3vr3jjwnqwghmd06r4j8xyvlda8vh2xex6pv6qc6cqv0m9plfyep7dla In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqswnr9pghdakvkyvy6qjt4ddw0n4dsfdk638d5kneyhwgqy6zz5ves6p7e66'>nevent1q…7e66</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Rick Astley ~ Never Gonna Give You Up<br/>#togoty 🕺💃<br/><br/><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNBmYrEZv8c">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNBmYrEZv8c</a> 2026-03-19T20:20:31Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswnr9pghdakvkyvy6qjt4ddw0n4dsfdk638d5kneyhwgqy6zz5veszyzr3vr3jjwnqwghmd06r4j8xyvlda8vh2xex6pv6qc6cqv0m9plfy802vqk In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs0m8ahrg8wf8eafsjcq3ngafngjt7plmhmm04xn5fcxzk9xnwehwcenswgg'>nevent1q…swgg</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Rick Astley ~ Never Gonna Give You Up<br/>#togoty 💃🕺<br/><br/><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQXVzdghbA8">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQXVzdghbA8</a> 2026-03-19T19:38:03Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0m8ahrg8wf8eafsjcq3ngafngjt7plmhmm04xn5fcxzk9xnwehwczyzr3vr3jjwnqwghmd06r4j8xyvlda8vh2xex6pv6qc6cqv0m9plfy3aalya In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9px4hfgxvs92r5zml36u0jq542wclawlqgzmzpzj952kaxayng7g0yce5m'>nevent1q…ce5m</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Rick Astley ~ Never Gonna Give You Up<br/>#togoty 🕺💃<br/><br/><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cV5IJc6U_nY">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cV5IJc6U_nY</a> 2026-03-19T15:50:49Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9px4hfgxvs92r5zml36u0jq542wclawlqgzmzpzj952kaxayng7gzyzr3vr3jjwnqwghmd06r4j8xyvlda8vh2xex6pv6qc6cqv0m9plfy25pep8 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsv0tsz3a94mug7plzlq58xmk5uskrxccfkus3q238uwu7t972npvqck98g8'>nevent1q…98g8</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Rick Astley ~ Never Gonna Give You Up<br/>#togoty 💃🕺<br/><br/><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlquhjCeVrk">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlquhjCeVrk</a> 2026-03-19T15:42:25Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsv0tsz3a94mug7plzlq58xmk5uskrxccfkus3q238uwu7t972npvqzyzr3vr3jjwnqwghmd06r4j8xyvlda8vh2xex6pv6qc6cqv0m9plfywky8gg In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsxxd3fj4get9veql848k78sgzt0heph2v89njvksd2q5yv9395vxcdpkftw'>nevent1q…kftw</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Rick Astley ~ Never Gonna Give You Up<br/>#togoty 🕺💃<br/><br/><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiEcN1SI2Xg">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiEcN1SI2Xg</a> 2026-03-19T12:58:47Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxxd3fj4get9veql848k78sgzt0heph2v89njvksd2q5yv9395vxczyzr3vr3jjwnqwghmd06r4j8xyvlda8vh2xex6pv6qc6cqv0m9plfysn0cnf In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsvhd2lhf45td4kas0xycrdq5padw8v0ffw0q7rwwwpn5c88kdrrxg2qn0vf'>nevent1q…n0vf</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Rick Astley ~ Never Gonna Give You Up<br/>#togoty 💃🕺<br/><br/><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dkv_Aa45-dc">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dkv_Aa45-dc</a> 2026-03-19T12:52:30Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvhd2lhf45td4kas0xycrdq5padw8v0ffw0q7rwwwpn5c88kdrrxgzyzr3vr3jjwnqwghmd06r4j8xyvlda8vh2xex6pv6qc6cqv0m9plfycuzeqm In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs29wx055ymk4dzufse8la6qkvr3yha9p86yat5h55nlvm05nkrj6gv6y86t'>nevent1q…y86t</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Rick Astley ~ Never Gonna Give You Up<br/>#togoty 🕺💃<br/><br/><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBhpiUFSYWI">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBhpiUFSYWI</a> 2026-03-19T12:24:29Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs29wx055ymk4dzufse8la6qkvr3yha9p86yat5h55nlvm05nkrj6gzyzr3vr3jjwnqwghmd06r4j8xyvlda8vh2xex6pv6qc6cqv0m9plfy42n4ar In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsyc2a2sq2u4fz2vyyfxslj9f3v4nmpkx7yrhfpkav2vdf0nv8l45c8sdq47'>nevent1q…dq47</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Rick Astley ~ Never Gonna Give You Up<br/>#togoty 💃🕺<br/><br/><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaV8HY3KgWg">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaV8HY3KgWg</a> 2026-03-19T09:45:01Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyc2a2sq2u4fz2vyyfxslj9f3v4nmpkx7yrhfpkav2vdf0nv8l45czyzr3vr3jjwnqwghmd06r4j8xyvlda8vh2xex6pv6qc6cqv0m9plfyxf007f In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsvtqqwy7k8p2hrfpsvlpq35sgy52c4jw0r9q4nqxgp7eftsx684agcl5ax3'>nevent1q…5ax3</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Rick Astley ~ Never Gonna Give You Up<br/>#togoty 🕺💃<br/><br/><a href="https://windhand.bandcamp.com/track/evergreen">https://windhand.bandcamp.com/track/evergreen</a> 2026-03-19T09:26:28Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvtqqwy7k8p2hrfpsvlpq35sgy52c4jw0r9q4nqxgp7eftsx684agzyzr3vr3jjwnqwghmd06r4j8xyvlda8vh2xex6pv6qc6cqv0m9plfyqwd4u8 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs0g6dgx82prw96khczlvqngk7hvufv5vd2jh2qfqtt7r9hx9nnp5c9q2kcs'>nevent1q…2kcs</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Rick Astley ~ Never Gonna Give You Up<br/>#togoty 💃🕺<br/><br/><a href="https://theberzerker.bandcamp.com/track/false-hope">https://theberzerker.bandcamp.com/track/false-hope</a> 2026-03-19T09:20:16Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0g6dgx82prw96khczlvqngk7hvufv5vd2jh2qfqtt7r9hx9nnp5czyzr3vr3jjwnqwghmd06r4j8xyvlda8vh2xex6pv6qc6cqv0m9plfycgc9fa In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsw9r6rune8644d0uxex39n6kxlacvhud52s6vmvf6yae3w9t9lh6sgl9k92'>nevent1q…9k92</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Rick Astley ~ Never Gonna Give You Up<br/>#togoty 🕺💃<br/><br/><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDDzR2zSgsM">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDDzR2zSgsM</a> 2026-03-19T09:12:54Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsw9r6rune8644d0uxex39n6kxlacvhud52s6vmvf6yae3w9t9lh6szyzr3vr3jjwnqwghmd06r4j8xyvlda8vh2xex6pv6qc6cqv0m9plfynn38f8 Rick Astley ~ Never Gonna Give You Up<br/>#togoty 💃🕺<br/><br/><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3GL8ESrOHY">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3GL8ESrOHY</a> 2026-03-19T09:05:11Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0mt6jcn4wac00l69h8gdmvjfmysxpcj6tf8uflme48vhwvgg86tszyzr3vr3jjwnqwghmd06r4j8xyvlda8vh2xex6pv6qc6cqv0m9plfy3q27v8 See, if I&#39;d just googled the etymology of &#34;garlic&#34; like I was gonna, I&#39;d not have stumbled upon this precious gem,<br/><br/>#takeTheLongWayHome<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/144/843/810/225/193/original/2cd436670433a152.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-02-27T22:25:27Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsr2sh7gr2fasrq6z6tdt8s8gg3ys946pm7lvf9xfpwmrzl0v2vtfczyzr3vr3jjwnqwghmd06r4j8xyvlda8vh2xex6pv6qc6cqv0m9plfy57hwga I installed Linux on your mom. 2026-01-19T13:43:28Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgzkzwkvpt0ctuxuwjal4kut9vuez4uz6kn6z9wn998huu68n8cqgzyzr3vr3jjwnqwghmd06r4j8xyvlda8vh2xex6pv6qc6cqv0m9plfy3300zk In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsynaefyugngdelxz83kyrxdy25gqv72q99xzdr0d09xc6hr3zpz8cx56jtn'>nevent1q…6jtn</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Thanks for the heads up, <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope 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