Nostr notes by lapt0r

I cannot wait for this to get chained with some of the OOB writes ...

2026-07-14T18:03:58Z

In reply to nevent1q…yruv
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I cannot wait for this to get chained with some of the OOB writes and other tomfoolery available in the registry hive

https://youtu.be/8mJLe8sZki8

NGL I'm tempted to see if my mechanic wants another ...

2026-07-08T21:21:07Z

In reply to nevent1q…xxd0
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NGL I'm tempted to see if my mechanic wants another apprentice who's willing to work on ancient ass American iron

Washington is awful. Don't come here.

2026-05-23T04:01:14Z

In reply to nevent1q…68zt
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Washington is awful. Don't come here.

actually, getting to angle lake isn't too bad. Could do that

2026-05-22T22:42:25Z

In reply to nevent1q…yva3
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actually, getting to angle lake isn't too bad. Could do that

Damn, if I believed I could get my truck to Bremerton and back ...

2026-05-22T22:34:46Z

In reply to nevent1q…urjq
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Damn, if I believed I could get my truck to Bremerton and back without An Incident (hesitant to get Marge the Barge that far from Evergreen Automotive), this is *exactly* what I want - rusty junker cruiser, $20

https://seattle.craigslist.org/kit/bik/d/bremerton-zenital/7935515427.html

Bike nerds, what's a reasonable price to pay for a clapped, ...

2026-05-22T21:36:25Z

Bike nerds, what's a reasonable price to pay for a clapped, shitty, functional beach cruiser these days? Like, an absolute blemish eyesore that is mechanically functional. I have no mental yardstick for this and I think I am now old enough that "what a bike costs" has an anchor in 1990s dollars which is, you know, like 30 years out of date now.

If I try and ask Google I'll get a Gemini slop answer

thus far they're either dwelling or bullshitting, and IR is ...

2026-05-22T17:51:41Z

In reply to nevent1q…44xy
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thus far they're either dwelling or bullshitting, and IR is already engaged.

it's okay Elon's little basement channers made the ...

2026-05-21T21:28:48Z

In reply to nevent1q…p642
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it's okay Elon's little basement channers made the government *more efficient* and definitely did not leak every possible state secret to hot North Koreans in tube tops.

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2026-05-21T19:09:21Z

In reply to nevent1q…tlnc
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remarkable that they're having to work this hard, usually ...

2026-05-20T17:55:20Z

In reply to nevent1q…kswm
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remarkable that they're having to work this hard, usually view state machine keys are literally in plaintext in the web.config in the IIS root

Vacate every Napster conviction and return the fines, clearly IP ...

2026-05-19T18:42:52Z

Vacate every Napster conviction and return the fines, clearly IP laws do not matter to computer

ALPRs using camera footage to identify the make, model, and color ...

2026-05-18T18:26:12Z

ALPRs using camera footage to identify the make, model, and color of vehicles means only one thing...

BRING BACK DAZZLE CAMOUFLAGE

mercuryplastic is the hot new flavor Gen Z is dying for ...

2026-05-06T16:00:34Z

In reply to nevent1q…0zcx
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mercuryplastic is the hot new flavor Gen Z is *dying* for (lololol)

fish in general are full of mercury and microplastics now, doubly ...

2026-05-06T15:50:39Z

In reply to nevent1q…zftc
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fish in general are full of mercury and microplastics now, doubly so for predators like salmon

wild-caught salmon is why I can't do seafood most places ...

2026-05-06T15:43:05Z

In reply to nevent1q…h587
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wild-caught salmon is why I can't do seafood most places anymore. When you grew up eating fish that was in the Snohomish River *that morning* anything that was on a refrigerated truck for more than a couple hours is just mad disappointing.

Remember: fascism is perfected on the lower classes first, then ...

2026-05-05T16:31:06Z

Remember: fascism is perfected on the lower classes first, then applied to everyone. This behavior is coming for you, too.

https://apnews.com/article/immigration-border-patrol-surveillance-drivers-ice-trump-9f5d05469ce8c629d6fecf32d32098cd

On the Laurelhurst lifesaving-helicopter-airlifts-for-children ...

2026-05-02T16:08:07Z

On the Laurelhurst lifesaving-helicopter-airlifts-for-children drama...

Yeah. Not surprised. The hyperwealthy who live in the PNW are universally megashitlords.

If you *don't* know about this, Laurelhurst is so full of NIMBY ghouls they make life flights with infants on board land outside the neighborhood and *ambulance* to Seattle Children's instead of landing on the roof "because iiiit's noooooiiiiissssyyyy"

There are maybe 3 flights a week.

These are the people pulling the strings of power on both sides of the aisle (but I'mma be real, they Tend To Vote A Certain Way).

Any time a conservative uses a "but the children" argument you are morally entitled to hit them hard enough to dislodge a filling.

fucking cursed. 💯

2026-05-02T02:00:56Z

In reply to nevent1q…safc
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fucking cursed. 💯

My therapist told me I need a social group so I'm back here ...

2026-05-02T01:57:55Z

My therapist told me I need a social group so I'm back here and now you are all stuck with my bullshit

HEY EVERYONE THIS GUY IS BUYING BEZOS BONER PILLS

2026-04-30T18:50:15Z

In reply to nevent1q…02u4
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HEY EVERYONE THIS GUY IS BUYING BEZOS BONER PILLS

Wow the AP really captured ol' Pete here ...

2026-04-30T14:52:06Z

Wow the AP really captured ol' Pete here

a con of cryptid shitposting as a backdrop for HallwayCon in the ...

2026-04-29T21:41:06Z

In reply to nevent1q…gc5p
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a con of cryptid shitposting as a backdrop for HallwayCon in the woods would be 💯

@npub1s6e…n008 when does the CFP for #CRYPTONOTACON open, and ...

2026-04-29T20:05:33Z

:rainbowCrow: (npub1s6e…n008) when does the CFP for #CRYPTONOTACON open, and do you need review board volunteers?

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2026-04-29T19:45:43Z

#CRYPTONOTACON

Which would be a better leader? option A: Donald Trump option B: ...

2026-04-29T13:49:15Z

Which would be a better leader?

option A: Donald Trump
option B: Leaky trash bag from outside a McDonald's full of discarded Filet o' Fish and Diet Coke

if you're not variant hunting every high/critical bug bounty ...

2024-10-13T16:19:22Z

In reply to nevent1q…78d5
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if you're not variant hunting every high/critical bug bounty report you don't have an effective program.

Just from a business standpoint...why would you pay for the same severe bug more than once? This is baby school MBA 101 shit even the most degen bean counters can figure out.

if you're willing to do some Go cargo culting, Hugo is kinda ...

2024-09-22T18:06:47Z

In reply to nevent1q…x683
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if you're willing to do some Go cargo culting, Hugo is kinda nice if you want to yeet Ruby

Hi yes how do I fix burnout two weeks on a beach with no phone ...

2024-04-07T06:28:25Z

Hi yes how do I fix burnout two weeks on a beach with no phone didn't seem to do it