2026-05-05T06:54:16Z https://njump.me Subema https://njump.me/npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh https://cdn.azzamo.net/1c48315e0571b9d11b913c256cb8f29219d7e710df99c0fe0eb35d179164309e.webp https://cdn.azzamo.net/1c48315e0571b9d11b913c256cb8f29219d7e710df99c0fe0eb35d179164309e.webp https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2uqe87jy5xcfm5lv037k692ecw8cg48suznqdg9hn4es9rq7cg4szypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgq8tzjqg No amount of preparation will make you ready for this. Sure, you will feel ready, but you are not. #parentstr<br/><blockquote class="border-l-05rem border-l-strongpink border-solid"><div class="-ml-4 bg-gradient-to-r from-gray-100 dark:from-zinc-800 to-transparent mr-0 mt-0 mb-4 pl-4 pr-2 py-2">quoting <br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Article"><a itemprop="url" href="/nevent1qqsp2vd9tzxp7e9n8fe9xukrr8a4j66yg3ndeu2ym0jrppt3frk29ygpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuamfwdczuarpd34j7q3qgluh6ns2vsxg493a87n3m8c2d2ketzh62p07lhkad4ffaaqj9mesxpqqqqqqzwql0aq" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1">nevent1q…l0aq</a></span> </div> Sound on 🤣😂🤣😂 <video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://npub1gluh6ns2vsxg493a87n3m8c2d2ketzh62p07lhkad4ffaaqj9mesu6d3sz.blossom.band/addbaaa15136b3551efadf0d8d6ab4818833fe3aed3852ef893e40d5d1bfdadd.mp4"></video> </blockquote> 2026-06-04T18:07:53Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswsl3dyt3rvnj4vjx0k6qkn5s4k85yhm2sa44freh3q3czrzdk66czypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgqacwmlv Today&#39;s #drunkstr - symposium about attainable medical care, water and energy rights, aging, voting schemes that suck (= all of them), and a bunch of tangential things. #ilikeit 2026-06-04T17:28:27Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0ae7gl642z9lsvxt4y44vhdk6kjtnehltn3a9g2nzgul3x0hqgeszypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgqnuzapj In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsdt6wksdspz9s4xxnc6tnexxhdnj5hky2njhfsx3getzxvneavlmcppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp0kd6gpq'>nevent1q…6gpq</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Seen Samurai from a drive-by and it seemed to me like &#34;let&#39;s make it exemplary.&#34; But my limited knowledge comes from mega(dot)nz and Veracrypt &#34;hidden encryption,&#34; so glad I learned something new. If you want to call &#34;if your name is known to the judicial system and you have a wealthy adversary, you&#39;re fucked&#34; new. As lawyers in my sphere say: &#34;You go to the court not for justice, but for a ruling.&#34; ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 2026-06-04T17:17:38Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvw2nhyt02fhp2fvpkahg6mccrdu3hjzynzrmwlla4qlsmpqpygkgzypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgqjlc669 Here&#39;s the Milovana link for those following at home.<br/><br/><a href="https://milovana.com/webteases/showtease.php?id=79521">https://milovana.com/webteases/showtease.php?id=79521</a><br/><blockquote class="border-l-05rem border-l-strongpink border-solid"><div class="-ml-4 bg-gradient-to-r from-gray-100 dark:from-zinc-800 to-transparent mr-0 mt-0 mb-4 pl-4 pr-2 py-2">quoting <br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Article"><a itemprop="url" href="/nevent1qqsxd8v5ypd7a3fug8929uskjptymed3c0c3l0hjgkfu4gu9exlcu0cpzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuct60fsk6mewdejhgtczypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgqqcyqqqqqqg0xufhn" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1">nevent1q…ufhn</a></span> </div> Yesternight was the last day of red tide, and by extension the last day of us playing with the new regime. She played dirty the day before - read: used Her mouth, or rather stopped using Her mouth when I stopped spilling out from mine - and got me to confess about Milovana teases. Just said, "Oh, that sounds interesting. You'll show me tomorrow." And in spite of the Universe trying to wrench any advance, it ended up just as She ordered. ♥️ </blockquote> 2026-06-04T14:11:25Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxd8v5ypd7a3fug8929uskjptymed3c0c3l0hjgkfu4gu9exlcu0czypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgqtm9r7a Yesternight was the last day of red tide, and by extension the last day of us playing with the new regime. She played dirty the day before - read: used Her mouth, or rather stopped using Her mouth when I stopped spilling out from mine - and got me to confess about Milovana teases. Just said, &#34;Oh, that sounds interesting. You&#39;ll show me tomorrow.&#34; And in spite of the Universe trying to wrench any advance, it ended up just as She ordered. ♥️ 2026-06-04T13:57:33Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdfj0zwat0urqf6h4swuxfsc8ys8suen9t4tqgjku4k66r2datfrszypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgqm0xgeg Both kids home. Mother-in-law came to help, so I can work from home and don&#39;t have to stress about the kids. And for sure, I&#39;m not stressed. At least not about the kids. But she means well. 2026-06-04T09:21:39Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsph7r2277netl3zccxn3mzjm0hapr5qxt8y96t63px8mvhayw08yczypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgqqrau77 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsptczk4cte0qht8dqn6pw3e9vd2pmtva68dnhkkzcm4fz2hlajz0spz9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejj7yju6eu'>nevent1q…u6eu</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Are the uploads encrypted to provide blossom providers plausible deniability? Something like mega had(has?) 2026-06-04T07:15:08Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsx3aejfyqsw0eefuwvhrx48uv0vgtwp9p05ptvahw0qde7jvftzyczypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgqzw537x In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsxypsqfu30rekazfq0kz8s3mjptesp24hvw93hepgk38nrda3tfaspzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuamfwdczuarpd34j7nd5djk'>nevent1q…5djk</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.tenor.com/lsHW-ywVwwsAAAAM/you-say-that-like-its-a-bad-thing-alexis.gif"> 2026-06-04T07:11:13Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswpzkr3c8k7fhqqge7z8w20ad4le8g0gerws72wvx4l9n37gtu27czypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgqa6z7pv In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqgmpaesp3u5cscrxp2qd6492t4wqvsakq3qezvatflgjh6cvj9ugpr9mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuumwdae8gtnnda3kjctv9utjqtjf'>nevent1q…qtjf</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.tenor.com/6043Ft4HhaMAAAAM/bring-it-on.gif"> 2026-06-03T19:43:28Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrxkz9wlmx428298ta7jgfs9hp34dhp4wfq7q9xzyx66ngplq8zpgzypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgqjjrjja OK, now what - picking up the other kid to take him to practice, and the teacher mentions he&#39;s red-eye tired, and he says it&#39;s fine, just his throat is hurting. Have I already spent this week&#39;s good karma allowance, or what? 2026-06-03T14:11:39Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsp72v8kxptu0s20hsuddrtj32my0j39mhpaxxuk9p42vkfcdgwwyqzypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgq7w2uaa The universe has a perverse hobby in bait-and-switch. Was looking for some mindplay She set up for today - got two servers gone in flames and now a call to pick up the kid from the middle of a week-long school trip because vomiting everywhere (likely &#34;just&#34; sunstroke, but better safe...) 2026-06-03T08:14:10Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsr8jhw54etznn0ny423pva49w3zckh8llft3lcqdu7rn9rep3g8yszypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgqpd0jsl Thinking about getting Her a voucher for a pedicure. Just &#39;cause. 2026-06-01T15:18:30Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqspas8xjkqfj5ckyw5auuy8k0vkhsm5gtjt5ttxqt74dshux4dk9gczypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgq7dawpv Whoa, that&#39;s almost a nipslip! That could get you banned on some networks (other than nostr)<br/><br/> <img src="https://cdn.azzamo.media/d6fa6176d218cc4ba8fc9de8c3159d103c94fa0716006fff58feab51bb992906.jpg"> 2026-06-01T13:45:19Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsp2uz7ut905z9chvcfyfj0eavknzsjyezpdsgx7ypjwgeajz4fq5qzypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgqsxuclj First thing after a good-morning kiss was instructions for the day, so it looks like She&#39;s taking on the role full frontal. Nothing fancy - just edge once while at work, and wear a red ribbon somewhere (currently tugging at my every step with a toe/ankle crude shibari). Observer-me would be cynical about whether this time it&#39;d hold up (it isn&#39;t the first foray into these waters), but let&#39;s not spoil the yearning. 2026-06-01T09:47:45Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsz5qjnnptlnlj2f3thnadvmlrj9c643klr9vnr2mcfanruvqlfwjqzypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgqdr366c In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsgmwgf3sjl525hgcty3jplrhq9r4f7jhtajcxdjfzz38cat9spw7cpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezumt0d5hscmr4xr'>nevent1q…r4xr</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Partly for sure, early adopters are like that. But not everything early birds gets is going to be good, otherwise everyone would do that. A lot of people are looking for a familiarity. If they are the ones that nostr benefit from onboarding? That I don&#39;t know. 2026-05-31T21:38:58Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdejpl6wrs385vslqfvzmrh2u0ks6mgcaqdldh0hqgga96fzpehrqzypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgqxpl4ve In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs829tclas49pxnk9dkl37ue09hej5fc444mfnzv8pc7kg0drty26sppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp0e2uef3'>nevent1q…uef3</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>It&#39;s duality of men, man... 2026-05-31T21:32:21Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgr8xw4mjy3nxrur0td5k5v5mrh54xmszslwkun3tmzgkrup807kczypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgq0jqvr0 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs05psk4xdgmryyvydc329437376ayc8htunfh74rtvgdhtjaw2kngpzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgtcpegnhz'>nevent1q…gnhz</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>The secret ingredient is to produce content that would usually get you demonetized ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ 2026-05-31T21:30:39Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqst9u2842axaqtrg3gdtr88z3zfut9980t3njqg5mx98t7jjfm0j6szypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgql2s3x5 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqqqzj70lne4g250uz37kv0w4pfv86rcjn4zgy3fxcnwc6c9pee5qpzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgtchprnp2'>nevent1q…rnp2</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I mean, isn&#39;t there already script on Xtoys for that? 2026-05-31T21:28:29Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqst7fh095xsz90hf2s4s7tytzr4fn3l9fz0qu6v8zlhsurw8tz38aszypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgqgm9nhp I was, again, projecting what we could do after Her return on Friday night, but it was straight to bed - so the friskiness overflowed to the morning. That got me moving, and I started something that quickly peaked with some FLR-themed use of a fleshlight.<br/>This morning we touched on the debate about how we handle sexual energy differently, and how it made me try to tame my sub tendencies. She came up with the idea that we could focus on this side of mine during red tide regularly - and, to prove Her point, made me show love to Her oiled thighs, which ended with me edging over Her tummy. Twice. Each time She insisted on my tongue being on clean-up duty, which is yet another surprising turn of events. Maybe the wind really is changing. 😶 #flr 2026-05-31T11:47:56Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsd036xatp9u0g09dyz2pe9dde0awhurvcf7ay9xfzfxxqzdmvhtaqzypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgqs9d48s Kids got a metal detector for Children&#39;s Day. I got the greatest idea to throw some spare coins around the garden so they&#39;d have something to find and keep.<br/>Pro: kids got an hour of fun and parents got an hour of coffee time<br/>Con: not all the coins have been found, endangering lawn mowers in the future<br/>Pro: daddy got to play with the metal detector for another hour<br/>#parentstr 2026-05-31T08:37:45Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8zcw7pyywa3f75wsrr8ex2vwgjjary78s00c2qyvmjyjj3nhjargzypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgq54xdxr In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsdsevgj3qehchthcdvcrazlvtvslc7f30c780jg7r9jt76e8n2lpspr4mhxue69uhkummnw3ez6vp39eukz6mfdphkumn99e3k7mf089pjkl'>nevent1q…pjkl</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.tenor.com/olnkZI1dcQQAAAAM/arrested-development-david-cross.gif"> 2026-05-30T16:49:26Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyk2cccgjs39hpx7vmnq8hry977lxptv0vfunr3pfxnqldrl4ujggzypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgqh7a2d2 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqqqq7muzdcmzd9d2e4en9k2hcd6rj55uyq6q6tmm79pfdevne6ngppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp0guuruy'>nevent1q…uruy</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Still alive? 2026-05-30T10:35:16Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsx75d5pgjnnzlmut4n806v5728034xu0xsky7sg47mpjhseexp9vgzypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgq5r0ewq Well, the macchiato didn&#39;t help. Yeah, with milk. I&#39;m not lactose intolerant - I just lack toes. 2026-05-30T10:30:47Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvz8zfvf70ddc9munr8fuz254pl7m4rzhm6wuywlxq7kq6qys3ljczypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgq3pkl7n Would kill for coffee. OK, not exactly kill. Passionately suck a girl&#39;s toes maybe. But then I&#39;d do that for free, so it&#39;s not really any mark of desperation. Or maybe it is? 🤔 Can&#39;t think, need coffee first. Would kill for it. 2026-05-30T09:59:45Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstqm43fpurjduztgk6gxy0mwzjntqfxh4ypmpvqwz8fa403x52jwqzypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgq2u48cm On a trip passing through revitalised countryside. There&#39;s a parallel bike/rollerskating road dotted with street lights. From time to time there&#39;s a switch on the lamp post. Supposedly to light up the road - maybe on a timer? Must feel like magic when you flick it and light shoots like wild fireflies marking the path. 2026-05-30T09:41:41Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvps925wgc0uvp0wduxmp3jdlwuz8jwsuc74wgrynypfhwdyhqwtczypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgqp3k074 Should I be worried that one of my first thoughts was &#34;where is her other hand&#34;? I mean, a few of the best documentaries I&#39;ve seen started this way...<br/> <img src="https://media1.tenor.com/m/XlthzTw_bicAAAAd/the-simpsons-principal-skinner.gif"> <br/><blockquote class="border-l-05rem border-l-strongpink border-solid"><div class="-ml-4 bg-gradient-to-r from-gray-100 dark:from-zinc-800 to-transparent mr-0 mt-0 mb-4 pl-4 pr-2 py-2">quoting <br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Article"><a itemprop="url" href="/nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzpt5w74tkxu94ewgayck0p5catn5ltj3xcwkj64k4ck8kqgmr8eznqythwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnswf5k6ctv9ehx2ap0qqsdxvjyjkzp4nhspsx5hkc9njs6attj3mwgku02qe5n08fghn5yw2sdy2y74" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1">nevent1q…2y74</a></span> </div> Good morning 🌺💜🫂<br/>Happy Friday ✨<br/> <img src="https://blossom.primal.net/ffbbbe4908ca1ed9b3a10e4d4183a47a12074e4804b54dbd7975371f844cc0f1.jpg"> </blockquote> 2026-05-29T20:02:39Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqn0t6m2qdkuz5sx0yfnm6mc4z5r77txkleftqv563tcg063g3jeszypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgq7mp7ug <img src="https://cdn.azzamo.media/57c34b31039d560336b950907d94cc2a50e4910bfc098acc74378872a3626a04.jpg"> 2026-05-29T19:21:48Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsram2fuc9xzk0xuq9gamr5nj6f0fqvqf0lwchjw8edtqdytrn3wwgzypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgqlskrgt In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsg0jd66zpfxvdvdjv6prqd8jtyptdvz74d2nx0g8lvmqqxzxxfazqpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhsccxc0d'>nevent1q…xc0d</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I&#39;d need to translate it, and I&#39;m not that optimistic about my wordsmithing skills. <br/><br/>Also, it makes me want to write about someone else having that feeling - not sure if that&#39;s a defence mechanism or not, and I&#39;m too afraid to ask. 😅 2026-05-29T19:15:41Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8vyaeneu50g8f8l8pvshd8zkq00dj6acfgj7rxxrzsq4tz375jrqzypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgquh26cf In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsrypuglc6l7ccsz2nw2429ksq4p5kcs0e7l4d3dzaqgspkf0su82sprdmhxue69uhhg6r9vehhyetnwshxummnw3erztnrdakj7ls4ngs'>nevent1q…4ngs</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I think both is good.<br/><br/>Evidence around me strongly suggest that the cultural trend plays strong role. At least I know of two dads around me that are not into FLR yet they are really challenging previous generation&#39;s idea how to behave like man of the family. 2026-05-29T18:46:48Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrak60x6p3m7yuwypxtspswalujrcfys27q2emz95qct9l64jxf0czypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgqq2mja2 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqehz09y56lp2r50295zacsmf4xsmxt03w0amukjx4pfp5hclrj0gprdmhxue69uhhg6r9vehhyetnwshxummnw3erztnrdakj7mcrkp5'>nevent1q…rkp5</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Men only want one thing... 2026-05-29T18:41:27Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxuc2c45ax6v5lrg9vvs6czj7l66sny3q5mcf9h0tfrwxkng0qu0qzypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgqnzxyww In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs82d3wug5xry5r59jxzw7wjqs7wnef2y0rr86gywquwjvz02w5vrqpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhsudjz3p'>nevent1q…jz3p</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.tenor.com/1yZL0TNnZ3EAAAAM/lucifer-morningstar.gif"> 2026-05-29T15:48:28Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfs63e6y6cgfst8mly9hwgmxl5veagvysa36sg2kfhnwpkngsff7czypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgqe4td9j Always a little sad when I find out that some mystical gal who posts interesting #ThursdayThighs photos - cropped for anonymity, but revealing likeness of her reading preference by a bookcase peeking in here, or a romantically isolated homestead there - is actually doing OF, where she spreads so hard you can actually see her tonsils. #MysteryIsBetter 2026-05-29T07:19:26Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstl05jqu42fsxdjejslrfa082r67mgp2wlxa28pmpva6ylcr82vgqzypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgq7l75dm In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsxs6c46m8zlqcvsc5faqlucxapn2zn6m47wz0lg4pc4mgpruzx2pgpzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgtcg95ctx'>nevent1q…5ctx</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I got goosebumps just remembering the riff playing when you first load up in to the town.<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.tenor.com/dBC9qb2cyxcAAAAM/anton-ego.gif"> 2026-05-29T07:08:24Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsx96k3wu0gejyy3wfghcxfrw4sk0e2twxgvspjuy6xjhn3kzmk2sszypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgqvvyaww Forgot my EDC bag at home. Luckily I can bootstrap the day with my phone. Pay, pull up driving license, etc. Were I left on a barren island I&#39;d probably die. But if there were an internet connection, I&#39;d probably build a civilization. Not much of a backup plan. When the solar flare hits, the plan is to curl up and die.<br/>I have plans to plan something more feasible, just after I finish planning the handover package for if I get hit by a truck... only every time I get to that, I get stuck researching Shamir&#39;s Secret Sharing and never actually move on. #adhd 2026-05-29T07:05:46Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8dk4w820vtnpef2aw85sth08tvl82qh3g87ycejwrzhvweztugwqzypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgqnd9ljg Rushed shave, but shaved still. #littlewins 2026-05-29T06:06:22Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqqrw3saufw7gnqdzd3d7y49s98jjsmn3crw6frsnv2j20v2ffl5qzypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgqdjw93y In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsg6su98w0mzm25yl8ezcedpu2cce5ac2gdr0rrrvjn3hxzqdhsragpzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgtc5kd7r4'>nevent1q…d7r4</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Nostalgia hits hard with this one 2026-05-29T06:05:09Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswecexxuqzh20mevtvxx973jksjr8z58ykrky4lew3hszutx7lg6szypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgq9h7c3p While risking looking like that one person who comes off as condescending to others because &#34;everything is so simple - if you just use the tools that he masters&#34; - I&#39;m thinking about red-green-refactor development in real life. Bear with me. You first think about what you want to do, and you write down tests/beliefs that currently don&#39;t hold (red - stop). Then - most importantly - you move inch by inch to flip those colors to passing green. One test at a time. Finally, when everything is green, you do intellectual hygiene and rewire everything so it looks nice, understandable, and maintainable with the least amount of energy moving forward. If that&#39;s not a personal change recipe, call me Shirley, grease me up, and take me to the back alley. (Actually, can we do that anyway?) 2026-05-28T20:15:15Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrf96p5xa0lfgde4d97wrethj6e2qep5h0scy3hv52al85hefrfgszypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgqe4cfyk In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqswf9q3pjfsmku54x3xd9cg8yvup2vvjy9ysck2xzhpeznua6awf6gpzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgtc22q0cj'>nevent1q…q0cj</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>&gt; I too choose this guy&#39;s wife<br/>😁 2026-05-28T17:24:11Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs98serzpj5fsmqapvrdldq7d4qsu47a8rnc45c9jjc06ygzhp2kkgzypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgqxd6ygz This song somehow wakes the eternal-soulmates feeling in me. Were I less drunk, I would write some cheesy, predictable, and pathetic 50 words about it. Just because that&#39;s the feeling I get. #ItsOkToHaveBottomToSpruceFrom<br/><br/><a href="https://on.soundcloud.com/vbqFaTT8HxnALl6jRg">https://on.soundcloud.com/vbqFaTT8HxnALl6jRg</a> 2026-05-28T17:22:39Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstmsasn76ssk4grct02sk4mf6xjedymfgvx72pddj0w6j6pj8vsjgzypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgqs3yzqg For today&#39;s #drunkstr, nothing to point out. Just a lot of education chit-chat. How and what schools should teach. . Still, beer is beer, but II&#39;m a little sad it&#39;ll make the rest of the evening as predictable and dull as a rerun. Maybe I should take a home-office day tomorrow too? Eh. #whatsthedifference 2026-05-28T17:12:21Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsf8wqec4awq607wyx9fr9fglvdc5hvr6fjrf236e46w95h844y9tqzypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgqg83km9 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2pczepxlwjkd6v96u5qg86f40t2wef2wzjmeamrr0x63v5pqn9eqpzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuct60fsk6mewdejhgtcpdwwxf'>nevent1q…wwxf</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I mean, I wouldn&#39;t blame them. Just curious. 2026-05-28T17:05:45Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2pczepxlwjkd6v96u5qg86f40t2wef2wzjmeamrr0x63v5pqn9eqzypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgqd2sv2e In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsysv9mdjfnua4lhej0q7tm8e6ru5nmcej7p7h8xfn9ntmam77ze5qppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp0aqm385'>nevent1q…m385</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>From whoever. Like, are the others actually responding due to genuine interaction, or due to the scarcity of it? Were we on a less connection-barren net, would they still see this npub as a peer, or would they ostracize it? 2026-05-28T17:04:04Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfpnttetsevm567k8y70sx0vp0m9lmy63q6dsaahzyy6qdehtj5ggzypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgqtvdskd That&#39;s the third icon updated to some new look in my android launcher, and it makes me irrationally angry. Maybe I AM getting old. 2026-05-28T16:59:36Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgfrnmde2enr9927ml3k08u4yghnfvljpzdygr0pkvjxk5p6ee7lczypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgqt5kypc Wondering how many people would interact with my outside-of-the-normal-box npub here if there were more activity from others. I think my deviancy now paradoxically hides between the few numbers. 2026-05-28T16:53:31Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsr74xe5dvjt3ff362gjt4f5zr4dpa83dkjzr5xyndgtx5m93ee0kgzypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgqwvmznf In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqstxn9t484qth4279qy4r2rhemyq7zs5x80zlx7znyfn2rt380pwqqpz9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejj7r63wjq'>nevent1q…3wjq</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I think I am in love 🤩 2026-05-28T15:30:10Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9ce530q6uzwj5rjgt2vnqetweqyent2jrqn3ue0nwuh5myehyt5szypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgqfyqja2 <img src="https://cdn.azzamo.media/57904b06dbd75befbb0800e851889b0e46de5c20aa7244fc30b20a406d791b18.png"> 2026-05-28T09:15:32Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs06mtxe29ge2q4jkn7mu05t3tz4fhsm3zuha7udklydsw3zm5vskgzypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgqn7ulxj <img src="https://cdn.azzamo.media/a9a044365a0563392d95878a5cbdbf1a31f615f55ad6037b0798bed5022b5a03.webp"> 2026-05-28T08:57:07Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsreqq7cdazvue2r0pd2jqvmpn9vq2dchmygrmv6msaly7ycqv4jtczypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgqw9qw8x Is she trying to threaten me? #itsnotworking<br/> <img src="https://cdn.azzamo.media/09202282515dd1b799ec11b26c1d47437e868b63ffbfa8ce695be2271ad15c8d.webp"> 2026-05-28T08:52:27Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsreztw8zg7c2pp00r507c7ha06m7wt6se3kgjd2uzvq64u4zvvxzgzypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgq76g06f #dateidea<br/> <img src="https://cdn.azzamo.media/f19ddc3971ff560feb8f28c6c10652c9a9120fb0cb366ffa6e97e9f6f9db2780.jpg"> 2026-05-28T06:47:51Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9z62d5z29dqm8dzcc9mexuenzrd4wqmhtra9hpctzvtqva6vl7zqzypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgq3r3r65 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszmwgdc8ess48kr5c5ewdydw5myf3mafvduqsc2n4we6gxgg9twvgpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhsn7k9kd'>nevent1q…k9kd</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><a href="https://cdn.azzamo.media/522c39e413d7c114b972f41e191ef9552f7909361bfc39444e4c1a3930a3a872.mp3">https://cdn.azzamo.media/522c39e413d7c114b972f41e191ef9552f7909361bfc39444e4c1a3930a3a872.mp3</a> 2026-05-28T06:44:47Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqszgznwqjwgseljygfaavyav3anf5s48x3xeecq06aaw60x5n9vwzszypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgq4czfw3 GM ☕🌥<br/> <img src="https://cdn.azzamo.media/f5c02db6494ff583e688291f5163e7b6e9b33e7c62628ea09566f9db29c04d05.jpg"> 2026-05-28T06:36:42Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs090zz63hzv35mu6cc5rmhum046lnvs3nfnhdec97gntmj49wjh9szypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgq8gs0px In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqstr766k2r8q653ltqd9pztju77h6v2lnj5yyx8pem5s8qr4td9f0cprdmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68yurvv438xtnrdakj7pdhae4'>nevent1q…hae4</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>So it&#39;s audio? Would be surprised they wouldn&#39;t have better tech at launch then. Voice generation is pretty far in that, as far as same style/balanced output goes. I mean it&#39;s accessible for end user willing to pay pennies. The bleeding edge models with scriptable intonation/speed/volume/idontevenknow are circulating in the papers and huggingface demos. So, if I were to bet, voice quality wouldn&#39;t be the reason for fail 2026-05-27T19:24:53Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvqnfzu3hrjvqkd9607lwhc0r5a00wnmph5py6ksupampp80qfjkgzypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgqjmpaum I mean with the heap of JOI videos this may actually be a profitable niche market. #friendsays<br/><blockquote class="border-l-05rem border-l-strongpink border-solid"><div class="-ml-4 bg-gradient-to-r from-gray-100 dark:from-zinc-800 to-transparent mr-0 mt-0 mb-4 pl-4 pr-2 py-2">quoting <br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Article"><a itemprop="url" href="/nevent1qqsve99eha2km37yw87xlpkdttjjreld8xfweph8y3xuuuvvgrqnwyqpr9mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuumwdae8gtnnda3kjctv9upzpca9nyjfx0ylnuklsdzfq40t8pv0zjq0m5x9aku4muytahxjue3yqvzqqqqqqypd83rm" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1">nevent1q…83rm</a></span> </div> <br/><br/><br/><br/> <img src="https://blossom.primal.net/6859b27e92e93ea9968122e5e7503210da8878ff9f67b326b1382e892b7d6d96.jpg"> <br/> <img src="https://blossom.primal.net/35c227d8bf6cd124dd33331c204a139fbc7232747f800a83e0d4672d3f069bba.png"> </blockquote> 2026-05-27T17:00:12Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxlsnhwafxfu2f9wrpetuk4395xja8n06p2qw89r4ywajama229jczypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgqzc03gj Cloud gazing during #forcedleisure. Thinking how they&#39;re perfect metaphors for yearning. Looking great, even or especially when partly obstructing the light. From afar. While for those within, it&#39;s only just a crapload of vapour. 2026-05-27T14:20:06Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsryvysd8uww77uxf63uels7r0pjsu74snm3gl96pz2tstg9f9qhuqzypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgqyq7jnz I kinda like a woman who can communicate her intentions clearly.<br/><br/> <img src="https://cdn.azzamo.media/8ec81897fa59caede30df6d31c9b0ee8f7a85a2f881a7965c7b23edc0db696d7.jpg"> 2026-05-27T10:31:19Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrpqv9d2vtq07un2szx279p3d5q724slwhttt5auuwwlmcn2pemsszypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgqdtwymf Had a late-night thought about describing my relationship through the lens of sexual energy. I would say I like to play with it - comfortable toying with it, shaping it, enjoying its aura. She leans more into spending it, and given time/place/mood constraints, it&#39;s sometimes in bursts. 2026-05-27T10:25:45Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9m3us5gtvsr4jyeu2a5earsea2tld33x4xpveymah9f8yd7fsrpszypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgq2l9s2d GM 🌥☕<br/> <img src="https://cdn.azzamo.media/71fec493f48fd6daeb7878f6de1b340c38e25fabea6b5d913ccb73059db7b859.jpg"> 2026-05-27T07:33:30Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsy34vyzv8p22c4nu3j4mx2g3ern85sstm6nhfzdwfghqy9jnzn04qzypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgqwalmq7 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsta8k80kujhza0x3z6hhvx7p4markhqkn62eu3vafjzglufcgn2cqpz9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejj7y0kxpm'>nevent1q…kxpm</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Seems that works! Thanks 👍 2026-05-26T12:40:33Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqst6xzrw3fqd7hcy9x5mdzheg50arrc2tw3u5984lcyqgwx5qz0nvczypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgqz50vtn Unable to zap from #amethyst and <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/nprofile1qqs890du277adh7yucng2pgaaqzp69yv8350us4lxq0hr2nv75l997cpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujucm0d9hx7uewd9hj7t9lv8q" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>coinos</span> (<span class="italic">nprofile…lv8q</span>)</a></span> for more than week now. It seriously hinders my ability to appreciate shitposting. 2026-05-26T04:40:54Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9tl3t2xja4vy8rk0na29qgjedvxctghph243sfkj3999m5g4nlfczypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgqjx54m9 Wondering when local AI gets so advanced that I could ask how it would imagine FLR-themed porn, but shot in the 80s. 2026-05-25T22:49:02Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstneu2ayzxe9thgy8eqnwy046m9y9l32r23cs3cz8dzpfc2mfxxnszypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgqyzfwvh You see, understanding doesn&#39;t mean accepting, nor endorsing, nor I-would-do-the-same. In this case, however...<br/> <img src="https://cdn.azzamo.media/a89f7343fdc7db72206996a260a5a3932587b0ff13dc8c867295f03a286fea40.jpg"> 2026-05-25T22:44:44Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstn3am4ycw4vzrysvnv3yd78jt6d8rzhtlv8ecnjla3ldlxxzcptszypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgq5llewj <img src="https://cdn.azzamo.media/61dd8c1370fd838b6d4f28336268d83ed0b29fff7ef541345050186111c1b478.jpg"> 2026-05-25T22:34:44Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfrsrhs006y8nqesqncd2f2ggsy42apf6kn63yzjql8ch09mjjnlczypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgq9yg6hw In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqstzea7rehe8acv7sxagkwjrr4fj9l96pufyas7umrpxllqlwepjxspz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhsuydgjf'>nevent1q…dgjf</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Much more on the submissive and desperate side. The double-edged sword of submissive girls is that they can get A LOT of attention, which can steer them away from searching for a scratch IRL (at least that&#39;s what I believe).<br/><br/>(and dominant too, for that matter - not sure how/if they have problems in real life.)<br/><br/>Wondering if <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1qvm5wd8mkd82x0zjyfs5pzxfqlq4urr8tulx9tzw8g4gvkh0m3zqagcfkt" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>La Brunette</span> (<span class="italic">npub1qvm…cfkt</span>)</a></span> - when she moved away from nostr - made it to the country she wanted. Wishing her luck wherever she ended up. 2026-05-25T22:22:47Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfhetzw3s7rg5q2t70wpxq6jtwt8msn00tnus40xy4zp0x3ss2trszypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgqf86gcp While browsing Tumblr to test the Nostr highlighter bookmarklet, I found a blog that could be run by me from an alternative dimension - and an eerie reminder of how fucked up I could be if I were female yet with the same preferences as now. 2026-05-25T22:07:38Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstjg3g7nxv0g0eqfd830wx9mjrd2l3a6nx2de8gqc4rrnz6azzx8szypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgq6jv6z5 Playing Besiege for the first time. Alcohol and friends included. 2026-05-25T21:05:02Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqvn4u8ap4as6nqsr3dq76p27tav58gc4fa4jdvh5yyh6zwcndh4gzypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgqgnh37a GM ☕🌥<br/><br/> <img src="https://cdn.azzamo.media/39146c4c1b6c24ce2c5a94145989e2f85662374e4c4ac8df66e0f5ec9f988ade.jpg"> 2026-05-25T11:42:00Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs87r8rs4t0gddu9d5y6pkfvwnrzhljwtwst7vpudpp0vtvkyr4c8czypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgq4r0aw6 Took the kids for a trip to get Her some time to regenerate and clear Her head. Regretting that I forgot my monocular in the car (just spotted a sunbathing woman in the middle of nowhere and need to confirm if she&#39;s really in her birthday suit #forscience). 2026-05-24T11:40:01Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvjjh0fudgfywsytxpvg760gkz674wjsu6avzn7yaxw7a254uktxczypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgq0p8cmc 👨: Do you want honey or cocoa in your yogurt?<br/>👧: Yes.<br/><br/><br/>Ooh, that&#39;s sweet, kids are getting into expression logic just like their daddy!<br/><br/> #ProudParent #orNot #ThouShallNotKill<br/><br/>#parentstr 2026-05-24T08:28:42Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0eyapq3j69m08z2xlqxpgmh9u96fjs839m7rprqthqgx8nlj98vqzypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgq3ffj5r Intellectual battery drained into the negatives after yesterday&#39;s kid shenanigans that overreached into a late-night parents&#39; debate. Feels like there is currently no other actionable way of recharging, other than the default trickle. #SuchIsALifeOfAnAdventurer 2026-05-24T06:54:43Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyv7m88czkpfr7mpxc3u5f6ytn2lxv2k4us8mz8ycjr5n6zuylp5gzypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgq0zg3rf Ok, I should really pick up my drawing attempts again.<br/> <img src="https://cdn.azzamo.media/524f6e53d41152ba194ddf42a573e32fb6ad680a16c44aa17cca01c59e6c4f51.jpg"> 2026-05-23T16:53:31Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxpeu9xp477nywx3cjhgx3wu4u560r5t5uxcxttp0hn79uk08m2jczypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgq59hr3k Looks like the #writing tag is still full of spam and notes by/about AI. Not sure which one I should post under then. #asknostr 2026-05-23T15:14:39Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsx23m4zp6y229tzwervs99nxpjapwpx5sxqv9lj8g0qgdy9dy7z3szypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgq8tufgg #mood<br/> <img src="https://cdn.azzamo.media/ec2aa6cbeccb140118e669ed35957219054a1f7b1e34a68ae4ebbdd283f5961c.jpg"> 2026-05-23T15:11:57Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsveg2hqm33jlf64erwd277tfjtckxzsae5q3u9ssp8pv9nkvd6awszypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgqek6qnh I know it could be long ntoe, but still searching my way to them 😅<blockquote class="border-l-05rem border-l-strongpink border-solid"><div class="-ml-4 bg-gradient-to-r from-gray-100 dark:from-zinc-800 to-transparent mr-0 mt-0 mb-4 pl-4 pr-2 py-2">quoting <br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Article"><a itemprop="url" href="/nevent1qqsy2mshgz9ata8c6aqax73m3fwenhw0tjzvttl82r6flj6edwdrvgcpzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuct60fsk6mewdejhgtczypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgqqcyqqqqqqgkg0zvw" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1">nevent1q…0zvw</a></span> </div> Girl in her blooming years, traded for some divine intervention - or maybe just a favor for the village - by the main city monastery. Queued to be trained as a priestess of love. She's OK with it, maybe even volunteered, since she knows she's terminally ill and is fine cheating the gods out of their favor when her own fate is short and already decided. Divine blessing cures her, though, and she is subjected to the full training, angry that her path has been stolen from her.<br/>The culmination of the training is - after receiving a tattoo band from her ear down to her hips - to retreat to the sealed catacombs for three days under a vow of solitude. Only to open the door and find the monastery razed to the ground. Making her the only surviving member of the order - highest representative by default, while not actually being sworn by the order's vows. Only priestess alive, tattooed, not sworn, and yet head of the order.<br/>So she is theoretically a powerful person - which no one dares to challenge as long as she doesn't make too many waves - angry about the sacrifice she had to make (that turned out to be much bigger than she intended), possessing all the secrets of the order while not being bound by any vow not to reveal them, and finally lost in a world where part of it sees her as a holy saviour from church clutches, part as a dangerous outlier to be silenced, part as a puppet to be controlled, part as a resource to be mined for all the carnal secrets she has in her head and can share without her mind being blown to smithereens by some ancient blood magic (not that the church would admit to doing such a pagan thing). All while she only wants to be left alone and breathe freely, at least for now...<br/>#writing </blockquote> 2026-05-23T14:43:34Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsy2mshgz9ata8c6aqax73m3fwenhw0tjzvttl82r6flj6edwdrvgczypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgqhvz7vs Girl in her blooming years, traded for some divine intervention - or maybe just a favor for the village - by the main city monastery. Queued to be trained as a priestess of love. She&#39;s OK with it, maybe even volunteered, since she knows she&#39;s terminally ill and is fine cheating the gods out of their favor when her own fate is short and already decided. Divine blessing cures her, though, and she is subjected to the full training, angry that her path has been stolen from her.<br/>The culmination of the training is - after receiving a tattoo band from her ear down to her hips - to retreat to the sealed catacombs for three days under a vow of solitude. Only to open the door and find the monastery razed to the ground. Making her the only surviving member of the order - highest representative by default, while not actually being sworn by the order&#39;s vows. Only priestess alive, tattooed, not sworn, and yet head of the order.<br/>So she is theoretically a powerful person - which no one dares to challenge as long as she doesn&#39;t make too many waves - angry about the sacrifice she had to make (that turned out to be much bigger than she intended), possessing all the secrets of the order while not being bound by any vow not to reveal them, and finally lost in a world where part of it sees her as a holy saviour from church clutches, part as a dangerous outlier to be silenced, part as a puppet to be controlled, part as a resource to be mined for all the carnal secrets she has in her head and can share without her mind being blown to smithereens by some ancient blood magic (not that the church would admit to doing such a pagan thing). All while she only wants to be left alone and breathe freely, at least for now...<br/>#writing 2026-05-23T13:54:50Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfdrch9n4yn68cj46eu4xdcuhdrh3nqfymag4jfvp6x80tsrzhm9gzypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgqtl644u In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsd4t9rqvlddtcrpvav34lpwd5zn2wxruapdmvcw8th0gm9akxh7wcpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhseyafl6'>nevent1q…afl6</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I wouldn&#39;t say I prefer full-scented cheese :D, but I don&#39;t mind it. Creamy or hard, not too overly mild, unless it&#39;s to pair with something. 2026-05-23T06:38:02Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqspypqlskds8hmtc30k32cnuuzt79s79ma89mfm7c4xmwpcxxpw66czypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgqaeucse Are you not into cheese?<br/> <img src="https://cdn.azzamo.media/b0445d2cd335ea3d31f84d041d461c3fb246d60b66bf3bb51206d20732f8509d.webp"> 2026-05-23T06:06:56Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdzr90eu2qz4k267d9f59tdjz2qpuw5dsnskzfcjc5ckdceq2ensczypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgqh588vv <img src="https://cdn.azzamo.media/aa97007faca34cb97298fed2e08394a06f4fec2ef360b17a85fd85ad652c9a4f.webp"> 2026-05-23T05:59:21Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgwxwh0swd7pfmv7lzrsh8mwts6rtcysgw979pmr5qfc0lxzlt2lgzypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgqvjchv7 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsr3hfgmkax35tmzjj0l36f7g76tw8xsq0n47dnqc43a8tvsymhnpspzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuct60fsk6mewdejhgtcmmc28k'>nevent1q…c28k</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Well, not this one, but you get the gist.<br/> <img src="https://cdn.azzamo.media/23df4df35f9b504d7a5ee26008b6c918ffdea5c53b0f1670bfc1cb31cc847057.jpg"> 2026-05-23T05:50:38Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsr3hfgmkax35tmzjj0l36f7g76tw8xsq0n47dnqc43a8tvsymhnpszypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgqlfky3c I swear half the tutorials are like this 😅<br/> <img src="https://cdn.azzamo.media/c6ac97764d7e4f6f2da67159510582fd434f604f0eedef668110e15a2ab304f4.webp"> 2026-05-23T05:48:05Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsd940fkv64wk3q34tr8ysl73sceaskyj5xn5tle8ehannak9hk8agzypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgqt5mg28 GM ☕🌥<br/><br/> <img src="https://cdn.azzamo.media/f7ca23a1fd0ecb7bea5aceb1001687997d152700f961ec7afe124d75d6b4512a.jpg"> 2026-05-22T05:39:30Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfpdqq4u076342yra5gv65nfa3s5geua3uavuxndvn35qdje46qcqzypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgqrfgk3c In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqspf5ncgdsajj5r6efnx7wcntwxe0er4ugu4kx0x2x0qxyjucqa42cpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhsknx5fe'>nevent1q…x5fe</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>It was focused more on the act, ngl, since there wasn&#39;t anything else. I was half expecting to be just wellness retreat in a nun mode, so how it turned out was pleasant surprise. 2026-05-21T17:36:08Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9dujy3asfzwcxwe3q4rc3vmexth3khzj6a3sjcgnyq2ykc7u68ggzypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgqu6e6k4 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqstsjmy98g09g9wt9el60xxpvms026737pjr58hrp3j7dvd7aekpfspz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhsg0kwpx'>nevent1q…kwpx</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Yeah, I may have certainly gone into it trigger-happy. Wouldn&#39;t change the outcome though. #noregrats 2026-05-21T17:21:59Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsd49mvuj4qggfym8geqflevue3g50lq3vdumu4vdsjwdsvkrp886qzypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgq6dln7c In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsy4m82sy336g7v60aqqn30xrylfdvnvrs7y88qcuq8wexa0ra56fgpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhs5jema5'>nevent1q…ema5</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I mean yeah, I&#39;m glad 😁, but also already scolding myself for over-projecting, so I&#39;d call it net zero 😅 2026-05-21T17:18:56Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsql6d030rsjgctpytqnurq9wacffp4tjl7vc2gfhw6vf6qlj40tngzypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgqvmdunx Today&#39;s #drunkstr in the sign of yet another teacher from highschool showing up. It was interesting to see the previous generation&#39;s POV. Seems like everything is in decline. One is to be reminded of the ancient Egyptian texts (as well as others).<br/>Wondering how mighty the civilization must have been before youth corrupted it. 2026-05-21T17:16:35Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstu05rsgzsm8c5tqzj960cfvy4xrmpg0hyq2vjvrped20fg60e7kqzypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgq9wsxqq We had a nice Sunday at friends&#39;, and from Her interactions there, I decided I need to be more proactive. So I ordered some new toys. Naturally. (OK, I did other things too, but right now I want to share this one.) Usually there&#39;s a fair amount of tiptoeing, waiting for some special occasion, but this time it was fuck-it-I-buy.<br/>First of the toys is a penis sleeve, based on my fantasy of pleasuring Her with a strap-on while I&#39;m in a chastity cage - and since chastity isn&#39;t currently an option, this is the second-best approximation. As for Her part, She enjoys being filled with four or more fingers, venturing into the whole-hand territory when the moon is right, so I didn&#39;t expect complaints about the size either.<br/>We got to use it while the kids were taking their bath. It left Her speechless. Well, not at first - if you catch my drift. Haven&#39;t had much chance to talk about it; She brushes the topic off shyly, so waiting for the right time to get better feedback.<br/>As for me, I got what I thought I wanted, including not being able to come. Didn&#39;t even need to use numbing condoms. Firstly, it&#39;s smooth inside - no bumps or ridges. Secondly, it loops around the balls to set firmly in place, and I challenge you to try to come with your sack being actively pulled from your body. 2026-05-21T15:40:58Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqqq8j09vwcahsxyq5htzyxxsaxrc3hfrfduxresj9u53275g7emgzypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgq87c75g Oh - late due report from wellness! It was so good I can&#39;t wrap my head around it. Had more action there in two hours than in the last half year combined. On the couchette, in the steam chamber (almost got my calves burned while kneeling), in the shower, in the massage bath. Some places repeatedly. Didn&#39;t run a tally, but pretty sure the fingers on both hands wouldn&#39;t be enough to count Her satisfactions. Glad to report that my finger exercises and oral-skills practice really improved my stamina in the respective areas (although there&#39;s still room for improvement in the latter). There was a little more action during the following weekend, too.<br/><br/>All that leaves me a bit baffled, because it was basically everything I wanted - more than I&#39;d have been brave enough to hope for given Her usual intimacy levels - but after the fact I was left with a little empty feeling. Like when you achieve something you&#39;ve long yearned for, but it turns out the fantasising about it was SO MUCH better than the reality. Maybe it was the sudden occurrence and the uncertainty of a reprise?<br/>Don&#39;t know. But I need to start appreciating these things more. 2026-05-21T04:58:46Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqst6cq0tcyfyp8s4yya2shfse6ht8k2mg0l5v2ay23jwcqaqrurzhszypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgqd402fs False alarm. It wasn&#39;t a raunchy mood, but rather good news about resolving some staffing issues at Her work. Which is good too - just different.<br/>¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯<br/><blockquote class="border-l-05rem border-l-strongpink border-solid"><div class="-ml-4 bg-gradient-to-r from-gray-100 dark:from-zinc-800 to-transparent mr-0 mt-0 mb-4 pl-4 pr-2 py-2">quoting <br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Article"><a itemprop="url" href="/nevent1qqsqqqyp4f5ad629t9lyaad8dznxcwzejzv3m0xjpn4y3peea0grhtspzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuct60fsk6mewdejhgtczypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgqqcyqqqqqqghcp5jq" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1">nevent1q…p5jq</a></span> </div> She's at some talk tonight, so I'm on kid duty. A little bummed from I don't even know what - and suddenly a message from Her to put some drinks in the fridge. That's so unusual that on the scale from normal to raining toads, it ranks at "call the police, someone kidnapped my wife." Not going to complain about the blessing, though. #moodturnover </blockquote> 2026-05-20T21:12:11Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqqqyp4f5ad629t9lyaad8dznxcwzejzv3m0xjpn4y3peea0grhtszypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgqunshxz She&#39;s at some talk tonight, so I&#39;m on kid duty. A little bummed from I don&#39;t even know what - and suddenly a message from Her to put some drinks in the fridge. That&#39;s so unusual that on the scale from normal to raining toads, it ranks at &#34;call the police, someone kidnapped my wife.&#34; Not going to complain about the blessing, though. #moodturnover 2026-05-20T16:41:11Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsr7f7l5sm556ejrnap7x0dhepqjaj5et06wnlqswv8r7hk7gjyptczypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgq0p5vd9 Just us boys having a conversation <br/> <img src="https://cdn.azzamo.media/abd152a543dd7cd944807bfd809d6566f99ab653d7639112a17da82a405c5fe9.jpg"> 2026-05-20T12:08:05Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqqq8ek6y2wtfpahqdy0kkqdmkf9n5h4ggqctr3hpy7qrxgg675eczypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgqp7eyym At a business breakfast in a tall building on the city outskirts. The panoramic windows showing the lush green all around make you think it must be nice to be rich. 2026-05-20T07:51:36Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqrre3g8a0jwj762zwjfdngy8gu2uvnnearwrah7xr8t658ljgt9gzypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgq9m8mde Saying it like it is 🫡<br/> <img src="https://cdn.azzamo.media/4af92f03f1481c0c5ca6124f1043d9a94a3fe799e7e35bf275e2db11f33005dd.jpg"> 2026-05-20T05:21:51Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsq7mj8znzay2zh7keglda8m0hsypajwns620s9zm6uj09e3n4hrzczypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgqy8v3h0 GM ☕🌤<br/> <img src="https://cdn.azzamo.media/20a804ae904362acc97c955b1856679f873d024906b964ee121177814552d931.jpg"> 2026-05-20T05:15:08Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdw476d08dnkzzft0ypvjjrth2s9pzm8p8n8wx4cctr2rw2ph8z3czypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgqhws003 #mood<br/> <img src="https://cdn.azzamo.media/90bf42ecefd294555f51a042c0a1aa469c79c9072778bec73c298c28c429f1e8.jpg"> 2026-05-20T05:14:34Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgazt3fuppue87xthw4kngduj9qqjsjjlzuf3akxf2lv7lf8pcmfczypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgqt92kl8 I should really start noting again. Once I lose momentum, it&#39;s really hard to get back up to speed. 2026-05-20T05:06:37Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswtgrj7pm3ehw5d0q8krg65t4xtlmh3gyh2lr9w4cqp6xv9h605wszypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgqjzxqc9 GM ⛅☕<br/> <img src="https://cdn.azzamo.media/ba484945ac4c03e02c8d6d293f4bf72af6e3efae09b88590681f9695856aadff.jpg"> 2026-05-19T05:06:29Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxhgm2qmfngxm8s3q5cvuggdv369hjs59hes9xx5xrdhfrqslsc2qzypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgq4k6mmr <video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://cdn.azzamo.media/41cc0a706f0625f50e706d97bb4b49b1bfc8ffd5427a17eb38ed0e226f7701a7.mp4"></video> 2026-05-18T11:14:02Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrvjwrse4ks7kltaausxtqzwavglk88wz47hqq4afnpuac52eyqrgzypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgqh6mf3e GM 🌤☕<br/> <img src="https://cdn.azzamo.media/ccf53443be04ce185461c8da62ed11a4e156c283758e3d14fbecdd946286844d.jpg"> 2026-05-17T07:28:03Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxhj33rk7gfev8w2dn9crzwt3j7wtxdthvdxk4a23h2glxjm2ukfszypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgqvxxjfa <img src="https://cdn.azzamo.media/1d17b4122294ab05560670dcff4b475dd1c1b7e45c5a0153d07112073f679ed5.webp"> 2026-05-16T17:55:39Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgljz699870ewgh635j0x4nn6h6u7k907avhd7c2j502m7hrrvn7qzypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgq7hhzfk <img src="https://cdn.azzamo.media/8bcdf2cc886a6588774636847333b96aadbdc09607ece01dec556a0ec4efdb18.webp"> 2026-05-16T17:55:12Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdz7p0vdnfk3dqw3txmxpdfzgxc76yenn5lyvq9y5q40ttl0wmthczypdzvxnpxyv5dkfjdtz4rx0yjs4wp5g3pp44cgdgs4c983pwh4zgqpkjsdt In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqhjqp9ud3l3gz2glzsarh2gx5quya7lzk44kwmj7jr827k5zgwzgpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhsxggyfm'>nevent1q…gyfm</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Ok, that&#39;s solid lineup. Or recipe for a great Friday night, idk ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ 😅 2026-05-15T18:07:52Z