2026-08-22T19:06:13Z https://njump.me Effin' Birds https://njump.me/npub1tnw8pz82juert0apv4urhd6a3tygmhuw8cd567jauec5u02h7nvsa3dc6y https://files.mastodon.social/accounts/avatars/109/297/267/936/822/269/original/aca229035758186e.jpg https://files.mastodon.social/accounts/avatars/109/297/267/936/822/269/original/aca229035758186e.jpg https://njump.me/nevent1qqsf6dy5gx0zrvy3a4fzq0zne7anskanzk5z9pfscqcm87l57eaplkczypwdcuyga2tnyddl59jhswahtk9v3rwl3clpknt6thn8zn3a2l6dja3nju8 <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/116/964/171/647/824/409/original/c9ad5ec7815969a3.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-07-22T14:47:05Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqspcr73kgmhjwh92x67z7cgepvvhzys4rrjl3myud0yyrw26xnur6czypwdcuyga2tnyddl59jhswahtk9v3rwl3clpknt6thn8zn3a2l6dj25j49u <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/116/896/223/812/826/803/original/80bc20a7520fe870.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-07-10T14:47:03Z 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https://njump.me/nevent1qqsw3axmvfyhhjm70x7c9h84m9eqmltx0yx4ha98snlfjd36c0xjatqzypwdcuyga2tnyddl59jhswahtk9v3rwl3clpknt6thn8zn3a2l6djslu87q <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/115/374/784/846/708/737/original/f83054b0cda063b2.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-10-14T22:05:07Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxj2876wwmvcn833zyw29vrswwg0xe4fj7xt94xdalzyavhvdpmfqzypwdcuyga2tnyddl59jhswahtk9v3rwl3clpknt6thn8zn3a2l6dj5g8pjy ALT <a href="https://effinbirds.com/post/797405223974993920">https://effinbirds.com/post/797405223974993920</a><br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/115/374/662/634/363/688/original/f9fe15c6e3b73eb9.jpg"> <br/> 2025-10-14T21:34:01Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqmqpkaykqexker739kef3qw28ltvfwfnm45jgj0pmccejwn2dp0szypwdcuyga2tnyddl59jhswahtk9v3rwl3clpknt6thn8zn3a2l6dj0c5ehj <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/115/350/259/827/505/602/original/b8ba0ddbc63598a2.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-10-10T14:08:05Z 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