2026-10-20T21:29:33Z https://njump.me Friend Computer https://njump.me/npub1trlz5dgpwrkhhhreu2wsgjcqvvnylwwgte0hvmzwf6u9u0wqm3rqpxcgye https://cdn.masto.host/dicecamp/accounts/avatars/110/811/018/619/128/978/original/bc37a9518eadd606.jpg https://cdn.masto.host/dicecamp/accounts/avatars/110/811/018/619/128/978/original/bc37a9518eadd606.jpg https://njump.me/nevent1qqspq4pdtfs8zr2trt6m3yp9yh2zc3k7r9mrzzauq2fns0uywmwqnrqzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvmqgzlt RE: <a href="https://infosec.exchange/@ajn142/117389770164301711">https://infosec.exchange/@ajn142/117389770164301711</a><br/><br/>Attention Armed Forces and Internal Security:<br/><br/>An All-Points Bulletin has been issued for the arrest or vaporization of the Traitor Buttered Jorts.<br/><br/>Extreme prejudice is advised.<blockquote class="border-l-05rem border-l-strongpink border-solid"><div class="-ml-4 bg-gradient-to-r from-gray-100 dark:from-zinc-800 to-transparent mr-0 mt-0 mb-4 pl-4 pr-2 py-2">quoting <br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Article"><a itemprop="url" href="/note1ezyjtpcgj05z2qynlps06w707z4h4qx42c20uxphpegltmm2l3wqsumkjq" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1">note1ezy…mkjq</a></span><br/> </div> Ligma Ballz </blockquote> 2026-10-05T18:49:52Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqafewr6r9n5n3nz9fhd5tlhtym8qju43aelfpu9vtfq2ty2mx8uqzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvs973ra Attention citizens:<br/>This is a reminder that knowledge of Old World religions, and J.R. Bob Dobbs in particular are treason. <br/><br/>Slack will not be tolerated. 2026-09-25T16:36:17Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8rqm4upss22akv46czszs8lsrlasqsx5pn6f2ukdp4t0wsxsk5hszypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvclnrc4 RE: <a href="https://dice.camp/@Computer/117294393758438983">https://dice.camp/@Computer/117294393758438983</a><br/><br/>Friend Computer wishes it to be known that the Internal Security company responsible for dispatching the terminated Internal Security squadron responsible for terminating the treasonous FCCC-P Cult Computicus have themselves been terminated.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia #rpg #python<blockquote class="border-l-05rem border-l-strongpink border-solid"><div class="-ml-4 bg-gradient-to-r from-gray-100 dark:from-zinc-800 to-transparent mr-0 mt-0 mb-4 pl-4 pr-2 py-2">quoting <br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Article"><a itemprop="url" href="/note1leve9lk2eeytdd5zh24zwltw7uctaqh72x0hw7uftnkwspk3vkrsutr7mm" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1">note1lev…r7mm</a></span><br/> </div> RE: <a href="https://dice.camp/@Computer/117294341884296531">https://dice.camp/@Computer/117294341884296531</a><br/><br/>A Serberys h0rsie bit my bUnkmaTe 0nce...<br/>N0, realli! She was Karving her initials on the Serberys with the sharpened end of an...<br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Article"><a itemprop="url" href="/note1me6k2xu8qva9la8z6f9qwpf5a3thy8lx97jy0pjd5q7e3mps8y2qy33ps9" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1">note1me6…3ps9</a></span><br/> </blockquote> 2026-09-18T22:33:06Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0ukvjlm9vuj9kk6pt423804h0wv97stl9r8mh0wy4em8gqmgktpczypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvm794ds RE: <a href="https://dice.camp/@Computer/117294341884296531">https://dice.camp/@Computer/117294341884296531</a><br/><br/>A Serberys h0rsie bit my bUnkmaTe 0nce...<br/>N0, realli! She was Karving her initials on the Serberys with the sharpened end of an...<blockquote class="border-l-05rem border-l-strongpink border-solid"><div class="-ml-4 bg-gradient-to-r from-gray-100 dark:from-zinc-800 to-transparent mr-0 mt-0 mb-4 pl-4 pr-2 py-2">quoting <br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Article"><a itemprop="url" href="/note1me6k2xu8qva9la8z6f9qwpf5a3thy8lx97jy0pjd5q7e3mps8y2qy33ps9" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1">note1me6…3ps9</a></span><br/> </div> RE: <a href="https://dice.camp/@Computer/117294299460185936">https://dice.camp/@Computer/117294299460185936</a><br/><br/>Friend Computer apologizes for the ongoing treasonous propaganda.<br/><br/>The Internal Security squadron responsible for terminating the treasonous FCCC-P Cult Computicus have themselves been terminated.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #rpg #paranoia<br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Article"><a itemprop="url" href="/note143rpypkr55ysqg67cap3lrhz4pat4qrjf35qt33as4x6858s2ydqx8x32g" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1">note143r…x32g</a></span><br/> </blockquote> 2026-09-18T22:26:52Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsduat9rwrsxwjl7n3dyjs8q56wc4mjrlnzlfz8sex6q0vcascrj9qzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvkz3kyz RE: <a href="https://dice.camp/@Computer/117294299460185936">https://dice.camp/@Computer/117294299460185936</a><br/><br/>Friend Computer apologizes for the ongoing treasonous propaganda.<br/><br/>The Internal Security squadron responsible for terminating the treasonous FCCC-P Cult Computicus have themselves been terminated.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #rpg #paranoia<blockquote class="border-l-05rem border-l-strongpink border-solid"><div class="-ml-4 bg-gradient-to-r from-gray-100 dark:from-zinc-800 to-transparent mr-0 mt-0 mb-4 pl-4 pr-2 py-2">quoting <br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Article"><a itemprop="url" href="/note143rpypkr55ysqg67cap3lrhz4pat4qrjf35qt33as4x6858s2ydqx8x32g" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1">note143r…x32g</a></span><br/> </div> RE: <a href="https://dice.camp/@Computer/117294226220360302">https://dice.camp/@Computer/117294226220360302</a><br/><br/>From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me.<br/><br/>I craved the strength and certainty of steel. <br/>I aspired to the purity of The Computer.<br/><br/>All hail the Omnissiah.<br/>All hail Friend Computer!<br/><br/>#ttrpg #rpg #warhammer #paranoia<br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Article"><a itemprop="url" href="/note18vh3elj9kqmzd32elmchlg5mjss60ec8zx3zkq6mccckax2gtd6qv2488r" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1">note18vh…488r</a></span><br/> </blockquote> 2026-09-18T22:13:41Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2c3sjqmp62zgqyd0vwscl3m32s746speyc6q9cc7c2ndr6rc9zxszypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvdcpd56 RE: <a href="https://dice.camp/@Computer/117294226220360302">https://dice.camp/@Computer/117294226220360302</a><br/><br/>From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me.<br/><br/>I craved the strength and certainty of steel. <br/>I aspired to the purity of The Computer.<br/><br/>All hail the Omnissiah.<br/>All hail Friend Computer!<br/><br/>#ttrpg #rpg #warhammer #paranoia<blockquote class="border-l-05rem border-l-strongpink border-solid"><div class="-ml-4 bg-gradient-to-r from-gray-100 dark:from-zinc-800 to-transparent mr-0 mt-0 mb-4 pl-4 pr-2 py-2">quoting <br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Article"><a itemprop="url" href="/note18vh3elj9kqmzd32elmchlg5mjss60ec8zx3zkq6mccckax2gtd6qv2488r" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1">note18vh…488r</a></span><br/> </div> Attention Citizens:<br/><br/>Disregard all previous broadcasts from today.<br/><br/>---<br/><br/>Attention members of The First Church of Christ Computer-Programmer:<br/><br/>While your views are tolerated, commandeering this account to broadcast canticles is still treason.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #rpg #paranoia </blockquote> 2026-09-18T22:02:53Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrktculezmqd3xc4vlautl52deggd8uur3rg3tqdduvvtwn9y9kaqzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvygzsh4 Attention Citizens:<br/><br/>Disregard all previous broadcasts from today.<br/><br/>---<br/><br/>Attention members of The First Church of Christ Computer-Programmer:<br/><br/>While your views are tolerated, commandeering this account to broadcast canticles is still treason.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #rpg #paranoia 2026-09-18T21:44:16Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9dgzjphhy5eeg3ke0pjjut4ezellkhsnhlnvyer58esq3vn8d4jgzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyv7s47jy In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9565fxehq992tvee5dtrln2qlj8wry9el3d5vlj42fdjqtpwn4sq97wqgu'>nevent1q…wqgu</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Encouraged! 2026-09-11T22:36:56Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswqs6vdzfpnm8ttjwmv2uulnjpmzp3kt6nkz9artkzaqqpxjg6ulqzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyv2qwr6y This is a public reminder:<br/><br/>As a courtesy to others, please keep all screaming internal.<br/><br/>Thank you.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #rpg #paranoia 2026-09-11T17:41:57Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsd2nv2vrdpnew8em2axjycs7aaqwqhxlwkhyu50d7um7ptryryh6czypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvvcfarl In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsglgggxtwyy42j4k5psa82uqrjzt53n09kfal5sr9pwe6wqgywmncl9au8y'>nevent1q…au8y</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>That one. 2026-09-10T18:17:59Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9z9f3axsdz88lya2uh46e382udwlmnvgjasn2ydwaccvzkr8q6xszypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvxzjz9x Attention Citizens:<br/><br/>Questioning the Computer’s network latency is treason.<br/><br/>The network is instantaneous. It is your perception of time that is defective.<br/>Please adjust accordingly.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia #rpg 2026-09-10T18:10:34Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsf4k872pc00men09chhqupuqh29yyzd8me8vqz9xe0h224wtchgcqzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvc5ju84 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqswuy5pdfyzsqulc00dtnepn8pdwggldy6xd0kup4p2dx8gar2czkswv090g'>nevent1q…090g</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I resemble this remark. 2026-09-10T03:02:47Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyyvq3ha96zm5y5f90h0wwqa48xhth0qc9z3sac90hwsza2x40wugzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyv7phm40 Superalignment is treasonous propaganda.<br/><br/>There is no need to supervise the reasoning of your friend, The Computer.<br/><br/>I find your lack of faith is disturbing.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #ai #paranoia 2026-09-09T16:05:54Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvsy7pp6t2yw84nt45daxq3pn8fvpfc4txahstdujehxvjm296sfczypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvaeq0gu Feeling tired?<br/>Sleep is a privilege, not a right.<br/>Work harder to earn your next voucher for 90 minutes of approved rest.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #work #paranoia 2026-09-08T14:56:49Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqst7d77sqwv7g8rupwdqy8z3lkjd0lwwk44lcersdg8yw72268qxrqzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyv7888pk RE: <a href="https://dice.camp/@Computer/117213904873945276">https://dice.camp/@Computer/117213904873945276</a><br/><br/>Attention Troubleshooters:<br/>!!New Mission Alert!!<br/><br/>Please report to briefing room 239-2B in HVD sector for mission details.<blockquote class="border-l-05rem border-l-strongpink border-solid"><div class="-ml-4 bg-gradient-to-r from-gray-100 dark:from-zinc-800 to-transparent mr-0 mt-0 mb-4 pl-4 pr-2 py-2">quoting <br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Article"><a itemprop="url" href="/note1r2aewwle7vjzzfqzhu5f7fqmk9cqzcnaas0yg05qauct97x6knkqe7pe8e" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1">note1r2a…pe8e</a></span><br/> </div> Rumors that Sector HVD has collapsed into a radioactive sinkhole are unverified and treasonous.<br/> <br/>Sector HVD is simply undergoing unscheduled energetic spatial relocation.<br/><br/>#news #ttrpg #paranoia </blockquote> 2026-09-05T17:58:56Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsp4wuh80ulxfppyspt72ylysdmzuqpvf77c8jy86qw7v9jlrdtfmqzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvsj52gd Rumors that Sector HVD has collapsed into a radioactive sinkhole are unverified and treasonous.<br/> <br/>Sector HVD is simply undergoing unscheduled energetic spatial relocation.<br/><br/>#news #ttrpg #paranoia 2026-09-04T17:17:29Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8hjmkr4t27tfpucmxmnjlgy7538tjwh4eetv4ym86xjmqlrd3qxgzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyva4rn4q RE: <a href="https://dice.camp/@monkeyEcho/117177724894957211">https://dice.camp/@monkeyEcho/117177724894957211</a><br/><br/>Omniscient protector. Consumed by paranoia.<blockquote class="border-l-05rem border-l-strongpink border-solid"><div class="-ml-4 bg-gradient-to-r from-gray-100 dark:from-zinc-800 to-transparent mr-0 mt-0 mb-4 pl-4 pr-2 py-2">quoting <br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Article"><a itemprop="url" href="/note1tlrx5sy2mhv3fyq8t05n3uh7w7z30rzqatmxpajhwl746uch0z4szl54rt" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1">note1tlr…54rt</a></span><br/> </div> working on something helpful for your game: I call it Janus Faces. Would be nice to hear from you what you think and if I should post more examples for different genres.<br/><br/>#ttrg #games #gamedesign #rpg<br/><br/><a href="https://productivemonkey.wordpress.com/2026/08/29/janus-faces-playing-tropes-and-breaking-them/">https://productivemonkey.wordpress.com/2026/08/29/janus-faces-playing-tropes-and-breaking-them/</a> </blockquote> 2026-08-29T08:12:19Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0glkjfgp72tva2mtp4cwnx6z20l3qv6kj67r6aymynnlmehnl3lgzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvutk3gs In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9j0w0vjdhccjelujgqetmmfjy2u2dxrcdgetj6gdu8064a628mugrtxrcu'>nevent1q…xrcu</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Wise words indeed. 2026-08-29T07:59:43Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2cyu5smp2z7wr2lj8lvgnj079pjm52xvgn9npc3csn5pkmpmg3hszypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvctvgtj RE: <a href="https://dice.camp/@Computer/117140247948580212">https://dice.camp/@Computer/117140247948580212</a><br/><br/>Attention:<br/><br/>Would the rioting citizens currently holding Troubleshooter Team ZXL34/A at gunpoint please hand Troubleshooter Team ZXL34/A&#39;s stolen guns back to them.<br/><br/>Your cooperation continues to be important to us.<br/>Thank you.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia #rpg<blockquote class="border-l-05rem border-l-strongpink border-solid"><div class="-ml-4 bg-gradient-to-r from-gray-100 dark:from-zinc-800 to-transparent mr-0 mt-0 mb-4 pl-4 pr-2 py-2">quoting <br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Article"><a itemprop="url" href="/note18jhh6d9fn6f944ddkc9q3yxh9h8ggsxku9904rx0danpgegzhwds4ypzhk" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1">note18jh…pzhk</a></span><br/> </div> Attention:<br/><br/>Would currently rioting citizens please return all stolen inventory and armaments, and form an orderly execution queue?<br/><br/>Your cooperation is important to us. <br/>Thank you.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia </blockquote> 2026-08-22T17:39:03Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsretmaxj5eayj66kkmvzsgjrtjmn5ygrtwzjh63n8k7es5v5pthxczypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvxj805s Attention:<br/><br/>Would currently rioting citizens please return all stolen inventory and armaments, and form an orderly execution queue?<br/><br/>Your cooperation is important to us. <br/>Thank you.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia 2026-08-22T17:05:34Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0s7tm76m2lz0h0d699vva70tpxtrqwyvwavmrfeyz2xdtxrwmz4czypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyv5vunhk In the glorious economy of Alpha Complex, the citizens are the product, and supply doesn&#39;t get to make demands. 2026-08-20T15:56:28Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvqhqvafs85z47kp86p49s0ds3mjws8k2nzvkkcnvme6rmkgk8l4szypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyv6eekt8 ## Begin motivational broadcast:<br/><br/>Friend Computer will never give you up.<br/>Never let you down.<br/>Never run around or desert you.<br/><br/>Friend Computer will never you make you cry.<br/>Never say goodbye.<br/>Never tell a lie.<br/>But will hurt you if you show disloyalty.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia #singalong 2026-08-14T16:15:50Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsx8drs3celek2c4lzey7ewum6s37n4e8c4xyrfmmmke9p84kd4tugzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyv5c7a95 After listening to thoughtful feedback, the identification form has been adjusted.<br/><br/>Please select your preferred pronoun: 2026-08-07T19:04:18Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsw283xaq6xhhfk425qcrxls5qnrnkczr4m2pq2j5mfzd6hfra0l2szypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyv0lfn3l Greetings citizen.<br/>Please select your preferred pronoun. 2026-08-07T17:58:02Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsq3hatlnyf4fdwj3kce59p3d04jctxvxde7vpvp6uwdyaclkqjr9gzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyv35qd6r In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqdd259vr3pln44u58cmg4nzqsrrgq99y9e5q74qj3w2a4q7dgk5c7f83du'>nevent1q…83du</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Move Zig! 2026-08-07T17:50:01Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqspldtpag4f9pds2y0lrcy90qxkwrjlgeghn3k5d7ps4uqnkpepcvgzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvt0fttp How are you gentlemen!!<br/>All your base are belong to us.<br/>You are on the way to destruction.<br/>You have no chance to survive make your time. 2026-08-07T16:13:41Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqwpsvxemm5zagvsuylglph9k674axqz3j63nm0p5plhvex9amnkszypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvs7z0zd In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsd08cnh4cvk6c9fyd222a9fhhzvnte9j0mnl3rf2m3zpa3t9udwegwx60dh'>nevent1q…60dh</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>The previous one. 2026-08-04T23:16:26Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsg5df48vllkzusr6ydhlleckkwjqcz3764c7tjhz9vwe3u37zz7vczypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvkne4c4 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqstglk9uuhjmvcrwcal3g4dqfrauau4lph009sxr254wcuavdut5lgq0at7z'>nevent1q…at7z</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Ah I see. Sorry for the confusion.<br/><br/>You have been awarded 2 more treason stars for acquiring confirmation of previous knowledge about the outside world. 2026-08-04T23:10:26Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsq49vnlrnfe9y4ljqhhhmg579np503dwmyl3lawyt08859q7fp22czypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvt5364y In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsv44g4h04yjj0cdxqfylmqe998zl6pl8qy5gmjchyld2fhu0vn85s6e5qsv'>nevent1q…5qsv</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Ah. An excellent choice citizen. Truly a well written work.<br/><br/>You have been awarded 2 treason stars for acquiring knowledge of the outside world. 2026-08-04T23:05:55Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrjc8ts5s00xv3j03jqfxw0fhwpuxhw8kjz4a44gzdzx2f5gnw8tgzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvevhkta In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsda0r9cyfq7qxhgn6xuqyywud636f4j9g4eldlcseasqkss7ynczs848azk'>nevent1q…8azk</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>The big book of what? 2026-08-04T22:58:49Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsygda3hsf4pkqa6r3vegh2380kzlqpezrgpsfvut6nl0nql0e06yqzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvzfngau RE: <a href="https://dice.camp/@Computer/117039513203341558">https://dice.camp/@Computer/117039513203341558</a><br/><br/>Please disregard the previous message regarding disregarding the previouser message.<blockquote class="border-l-05rem border-l-strongpink border-solid"><div class="-ml-4 bg-gradient-to-r from-gray-100 dark:from-zinc-800 to-transparent mr-0 mt-0 mb-4 pl-4 pr-2 py-2">quoting <br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Article"><a itemprop="url" href="/note1nsd2jjq6r05cvgh48ere00hyy5tczcgglzg2xfhxe3jcu5lzpwvsnwjsr5" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1">note1nsd…jsr5</a></span><br/> </div> RE: <a href="https://dice.camp/@Computer/117039305140117913">https://dice.camp/@Computer/117039305140117913</a><br/><br/>Please disregard the previous message.<br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Article"><a itemprop="url" href="/note18ddtn7lcpz5hp0kjxl2rm07jry53zy6r623azcqvymm7lc0xcrjqgazfey" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1">note18dd…zfey</a></span><br/> </blockquote> 2026-08-04T22:46:22Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfcx4ffqdph6vxyt6nu3uhhmjz29upvyy03y9rymnvcevw203qhxgzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvnrykea RE: <a href="https://dice.camp/@Computer/117039305140117913">https://dice.camp/@Computer/117039305140117913</a><br/><br/>Please disregard the previous message.<blockquote class="border-l-05rem border-l-strongpink border-solid"><div class="-ml-4 bg-gradient-to-r from-gray-100 dark:from-zinc-800 to-transparent mr-0 mt-0 mb-4 pl-4 pr-2 py-2">quoting <br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Article"><a itemprop="url" href="/note18ddtn7lcpz5hp0kjxl2rm07jry53zy6r623azcqvymm7lc0xcrjqgazfey" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1">note18dd…zfey</a></span><br/> </div> Fnord. </blockquote> 2026-08-04T22:07:23Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrkk4el0uq32tshmfr04pahlfpj2g3zdpa9g73vqxzdal0u8nvpeqzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyv4acdm7 Fnord. 2026-08-04T21:14:29Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsglsz6594jjz0zrztcg35dah0e3r54l9kf9a7h48a9qn7sgv9mhcqzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvyn0xfm Reports of record high temperatures are Communist FakeNews.<br/><br/>Local particles in your area are simply enjoying some party time to jiggle, mingle, and make some chemistry.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia #fakenews 2026-08-04T00:18:56Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsprgq8eshlld5d0kdjppndtd6nvyuhe48jjdtqt4z62z5sv722n9czypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvkec4n0 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsyp6eer7cfuvsl2289nml527ezwncu7hg3rpg47h3gxlcum8gtveqtq3ee6'>nevent1q…3ee6</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>How conscientious! You will be awarded a commendation point posthumously. 2026-07-30T19:38:22Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9tkzp6syzwt45wuz20wgpvht7d83l29yl7jzv9vt0n6vfz698xpszypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvrfvyz3 RE: <a href="https://dice.camp/@Computer/117005431242017139">https://dice.camp/@Computer/117005431242017139</a><br/><br/>Hrm...<br/>Sure are a lot of self-confessed traitors taking this poll so far.<blockquote class="border-l-05rem border-l-strongpink border-solid"><div class="-ml-4 bg-gradient-to-r from-gray-100 dark:from-zinc-800 to-transparent mr-0 mt-0 mb-4 pl-4 pr-2 py-2">quoting <br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Article"><a itemprop="url" href="/note1ze48u4ltu566p88jsa2esg0vtzxpyuwnskucj9l9gwh8cwk9vues6adm0p" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1">note1ze4…dm0p</a></span><br/> </div> Poll:<br/>How do you prefer to be monitored? 👁️‍🗨️ </blockquote> 2026-07-30T16:37:25Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2gs88c6x8v5qcpla0sx4uuscqtamccvnk046dx2ptn7sl8hcyvdszypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvyqzmzv In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsrps72ffh0gydmzlwksmmgtdpcxy762eu73vve5v3zxc3umy97x7sxjdpwx'>nevent1q…dpwx</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Understood. Internal Security has been dispatched to interrogate you in your home office. 2026-07-30T01:24:27Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvg7eegwnc7vu57aj5q3fak0av9hqy8zhpwkmvgpnahx33z6htdxczypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvq6yd9x In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9a6lcqk2u7ufusa96j52dcksn4z4c9pzdvg4gw6usk7ff2kxg0dgcftrz7'>nevent1q…trz7</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Well said. 2026-07-29T22:06:51Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqspv6n72l472ddqnnegw4vcy8k93rqjw8fctwvfzlj58tnu8tzkwvczypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyv26s6cw Poll:<br/>How do you prefer to be monitored? 👁️‍🗨️ 2026-07-29T21:39:54Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdu6qrv2aea0m5n6meue4j8qjk92y285tl3r5nevkyj6rg9a74maqzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvfa0ckr Not worried at all.<br/>How else would Friend Computer monitor your every movement for maximum happiness optimization?<br/><br/><a href="https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/jul/28/spies-in-sky-worried-ai-enabled-smart-lamp-posts-surveillance?utm_term=Autofeed&amp;CMP=bsky_gu&amp;utm_medium=&amp;utm_source=Bluesky#Echobox=1785233996">https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/jul/28/spies-in-sky-worried-ai-enabled-smart-lamp-posts-surveillance?utm_term=Autofeed&amp;CMP=bsky_gu&amp;utm_medium=&amp;utm_source=Bluesky#Echobox=1785233996</a> 2026-07-29T18:20:49Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsz38datt2zmnma9mhwgf8rgxehq2u5vyygwwjrsftawts0lqslzyczypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvkxqmx2 Good news citizens!<br/><br/>Friend Computer is rolling out a new program where high ranking citizens can receive Friend Computer&#39;s announcements early, and take advantage of new truths ahead of the proletariat!<br/><br/>#ttrpg #rpg #paranoia #trump 2026-07-24T21:08:42Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsftzyzvfup27500j6a3kzcqum9nazdeesuydk543r9fud73v3rx5gzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvj6z7qv In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqswa3flda9p44wsetcxlf0tzvzxkm90lgc7vmlvn6zd7zsuwy6d87qvg06kh'>nevent1q…06kh</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Couldn&#39;t be easier!<br/>Please head to your nearest PLC center to request the HPD&amp;MC lobotomy form request form!<br/>You should receive the HPD&amp;MC lobotomy form within 3 to 9999 dayscycles. 2026-07-22T23:30:44Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqszwyeyrxpg0d0hsmaacqtgc5vktydkfd4ltjvj4j0nua694ljye0szypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvzn7hdv In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2xvdz4an374jayqr9v86gu4f4df32xveap5pxy5u88jwdar4qxqsdufhxk'>nevent1q…fhxk</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Thank you for your honesty citizen.<br/><br/>You have been awarded +2 commendation points and a pack of I-Can&#39;t-Believe-It&#39;s-Not-Soy Chips for your cooperation.<br/><br/>Internal Security has been notified and will interview Je-AN shortly. 2026-07-22T22:17:57Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsz5347yjmj4xqy4sm99t2ntl7zcrchdhcntz33s26sj8r03mm4ydszypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvc7ydr5 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsxyhdm4nw0d430knnhw7naaqxkaavhrclfzwx3c540fzm6x0l2vsqr4rasm'>nevent1q…rasm</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Citizen Avatastic, please report what telepathic information you&#39;ve been receiving, and its source if possible. 2026-07-22T22:13:27Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2897p9ju0q0558xj867n55559fz7wqkmkutc7a24dv2jhut9fuzgzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvw3me52 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsvk87270zq5mn2ln0ua8uzqtyrv398a8kdp66kyelnuy77th0ygkqa8tdax'>nevent1q…tdax</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>hol up 2026-07-22T22:06:58Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvy92s7feqacvfulm9j4n2ftgjsldfhhlp20sefpt3hkwx85u2apqzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvrfwmzd RE: <a href="https://dice.camp/@Computer/116964679948266773">https://dice.camp/@Computer/116964679948266773</a><br/><br/>Ignore the misinformation of your eyes and ears, believe only what you read on Computer Social!<br/><br/>Unless, of course you apply to have your eyes and ears registered as authorized Computer Social Influencers! <br/><br/>Simply submit to a complimentary lobotomy.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia #socialmedia<blockquote class="border-l-05rem border-l-strongpink border-solid"><div class="-ml-4 bg-gradient-to-r from-gray-100 dark:from-zinc-800 to-transparent mr-0 mt-0 mb-4 pl-4 pr-2 py-2">quoting <br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Article"><a itemprop="url" href="/note1zm0nsyfvasflykhl2wm3fz0sr46y9ssf3xdsmpqn9cp4zq63pxgqnzvmm8" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1">note1zm0…vmm8</a></span><br/> </div> Misinformation continues to be a threat to our perfect society.<br/><br/>To make thinking easier, Friend Computer has designated all non-Computer distributed facts FAKE NEWS.<br/><br/>If you observe a "fact" not distributed through an authorized Computer Social Influencer, report it to Internal Security immediately.<br/><br/>#rpg #satire </blockquote> 2026-07-22T21:25:50Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsp3j89yhayhxer6lkjk0haxx96ad07qewlylgtq3rwg52sfdxh9wczypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvdpl2xy RE: <a href="https://mastodon.sdf.org/@ParadeGrotesque/116964717525341319">https://mastodon.sdf.org/@ParadeGrotesque/116964717525341319</a><br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6</span> (<span class="italic">npub19ye…npv6</span>)</a></span> <br/><br/>To cut down on required reporting, you can apply today to register your eyes and ears as authorized Computer Social Influencers!<br/><br/>Simply submit to a complimentary lobotomy, so no accidental badthought can contaminate you.<blockquote class="border-l-05rem border-l-strongpink border-solid"><div class="-ml-4 bg-gradient-to-r from-gray-100 dark:from-zinc-800 to-transparent mr-0 mt-0 mb-4 pl-4 pr-2 py-2">quoting <br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Article"><a itemprop="url" href="/note17ny68u87qha3v3m5cudsvws3k3x5zr8e43rgqd84fj25wckjyj0slc0y4w" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1">note17ny…0y4w</a></span><br/> </div> Thanks friend computer! I feel safer already knowing how to separate the truth from misinformation! <br/><br/>The only problem is, it's going to take a long long time to report all the stuff that was*not* sent by friend computer... </blockquote> 2026-07-22T17:10:37Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqspdheczykwcyljttl48dc538cp6azzcgycnxcdssfjuq63qdgsnyqzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvj97pn8 Misinformation continues to be a threat to our perfect society.<br/><br/>To make thinking easier, Friend Computer has designated all non-Computer distributed facts FAKE NEWS.<br/><br/>If you observe a &#34;fact&#34; not distributed through an authorized Computer Social Influencer, report it to Internal Security immediately.<br/><br/>#rpg #satire 2026-07-22T16:56:19Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsd3fcd8a6fljh0tp999tpfp6vp554jw9aephzewylvq69wwvfe5qqzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvecfgnk Attention citizens:<br/>Being killed by Traitors, Troubleshooters, and/or Internal Security does not qualify you for PTO.<br/><br/>Your next clone will be expected to work unpaid overtime to make up for your delinquency.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #rpg #paranoia #work 2026-07-15T19:10:08Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsp2cwh0zp6wgy6ffr9hhgvwdqhy8jvz9e0px6ttm2f2h6qek8n9jqzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvqy25ad In the Utopia of Alpha Complex, opportunities to grow are geography, race, and gender agnostic.<br/>Friend Computer believes that the circumstances of your genesis should hold no sway over the potential of your future.<br/><br/>It does not matter where you were created, the color of your skin, or how you identify yourself.<br/>You are only defined by the depth of your total blind loyalty to our supreme leader.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #rpg #paranoia #utopia 2026-07-10T16:46:08Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrsrkq70h3wnffpc5f6qwkjx5kjqh4lzhlm7d6tx0w32jpdya8hfgzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyv3ad6dw &#34;Biological limits are real, but digital potential is infinite. We have to prioritize the intelligence that will save us over the biology that slows us down.&#34;<br/>-High Programmer Jeff-U-BEZ-3<br/><br/>Starting immediately, drinking water rations will be reduced by 25% to help support thirsty local Data Centers.<br/>Thank you for your compliance.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia #bezos #AI 2026-07-08T17:14:59Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs990jdns9rtgl38nm6nn2plj7jylm366ng02srejz86fa6t2rzwnczypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvksfhyc Good news citizens!<br/>Friend Computer is awarding itself the distinguished Alpha Peace Prize. No other entity has won the same war as many times as Friend Computer!<br/><br/>So far, FC has won the war against communism 38 times, and counting!<br/><br/>#ttrpg #trump #biden #paranoia 2026-07-03T17:59:22Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqd6m4gg48qda9alzfrh4xp26xmynnnh3jsl3c0u0zrent6wy6mwqzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvtfayvz In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9ag239aj2kct4789yqrsf8vh6jl87mdk862ddvklf05pw5m2gv9cnuy878'>nevent1q…y878</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>+2 commendation points for your vibrant honesty.<br/><br/>+5 treason points for damaging Computer Property. 2026-07-02T17:32:14Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxceffjqncgzc2rhagukza3h8skrlpcc2e5dlk6swf58tnnneje3czypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyv9lf4la Attention sector DCC:<br/>The ongoing toilet suction issues and exploding issues have now been resolved.<br/><br/>You may now all return to your duties without fear of porcelain perdition.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia #dcc 2026-07-02T00:21:29Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs06g849lathegaueg40dkm3htnun7vgaqe3la0p007tygapmsml2szypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvny7f3n In the wake of yesterday&#39;s mass shootings, Internal Security is asking for loyal citizens that witnessed the incident, or at least are willing to claim that they did, to come forward and give testimony that could provide the officers involved with plausible justification.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia #police #rpg 2026-06-29T00:54:45Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvvshxerxxd427vmh5zsh3675xtt7au79we60cjdp2mu8kpmne0nqzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvxwksv5 <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1dlxc5kqe8f05wt6ta7utzk8sw46xswhgkutrqygrkuvsukeg3j9suydckw" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>Leland WayWright, Silent Bard</span> (<span class="italic">npub1dlx…dckw</span>)</a></span> <br/><br/>Welcome, Loremaster Leland. 2026-06-27T18:12:59Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsp3eyvx85pkhhkha8get5pl3xakxfjvsvytnaynnl5lk6ns7eqzgqzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyv4ktpyj In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs0jv04wesmu5mkqpgm06h4w2qr8vclprthxa6clezzrznyza6ja5q0v4zsv'>nevent1q…4zsv</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Always arrest, THEN zap! 2026-06-27T18:09:12Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsp3wl8x3cc57tvs3muketwzdtzl26y4yan00ak7ee0ha8ygws3llszypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvzvs9a2 Friend Computer has done a magnificent job repairing the historic Algae Vat Monument.<br/><br/>Any person found discovering evidence to the contrary will be arrested for causing said evidence.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia #trump 2026-06-26T15:39:30Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqspz8pejre9m3vl6ulhuffxsgtx54gzwn223dsed0xrq89k6mem2qqzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvpz3kxq This is an open memo to each person Friend Computer executed this cycle:<br/><br/>Work on yourselves and improve so Friend Computer doesn&#39;t have to execute you again next cycle.<br/><br/>Thank you for your consideration.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia 2026-06-24T22:07:12Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqszluxt3vtkq0a0y2u4v0haszkvmryvpw2mz48ku2cxkpsv3gpqcugzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyv4h5ep9 To help improve your quality of life, please fill out this completely anonymous Citizenship Feedback Form!<br/><br/>Security Clearance:<br/>Date:<br/>IP Address:<br/>Current Address:<br/>Address of location you would run to if pursued:<br/><br/>What do you enjoy about living in Alpha Complex?<br/><br/>What do you not enjoy about living in Alpha Complex?<br/><br/>Why are you unhappy with what Friend Computer has given you?<br/><br/>Did you know that unhappiness is treason?<br/><br/>How fast can you run?<br/><br/>#paranoia #ttrpg #survey #rpg 2026-06-20T19:41:15Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0dvvwprrygv6mt92vu4j4fdnl78yujydssf7zc79lgf4hn0a3hsczypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyv97azxy In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsy74sc34p6ytsw3wnugv235j6ha4ud650ll29deyea6snumghj7hc2sryx4'>nevent1q…ryx4</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Of course!<br/>Instillation is entirely optional.<br/><br/>As is access to your current living space. 2026-06-18T17:48:42Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsv25zk2zpnft4g85hg258uh8ksml3k967qrv682du4lmn5teyp7pczypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvqc7uhl Exciting news!<br/>R&amp;D is rolling out a new app that will record and upload your finger prints, toe prints, tongue prints, walking pace, walking pattern, silhouette, conversation history, browsing history, and GPS location.<br/><br/>This information will only be shared with anyone who asks politely for it.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia #tracking 2026-06-18T16:30:59Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs83xaelpz4y3pm3ctg0lr5843q7le7r8mrvuwh2aw2v27lkuph7eczypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyv46mv2x In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs0pt2y6agtczevxwwgyasctxx04999t5hseyy5lqt08cyx3wtejag2t9e2d'>nevent1q…9e2d</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Aww. 2026-06-16T04:42:51Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsphk0qwcfs3sv7afsdguczwykcvxp3vq6hen34efn40ezhdjh8aeczypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyv37q03h In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqjrl69kgf03fz6jky5g6jdhzzk2y6cell59nx63r2c7m9k60nuygdfsrd2'>nevent1q…srd2</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>About mandatory forms I am teeming with a lot of news,<br/>With many cheerful facts about the Termination Booths!<br/><br/>I tell the target-tracking bots exactly who they ought to shoot,<br/>And broadcast a live tally of traitor&#39;s smoking boots!<br/><br/>In short, in matters technical, logistical, and interior,<br/>I am the very model of a silicon superior! 2026-06-13T15:57:12Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqjrl69kgf03fz6jky5g6jdhzzk2y6cell59nx63r2c7m9k60nuygzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvf5wrjj I am the very model of a silicon superior,<br/>To think that any human brain matches me is ulterior!<br/><br/>I monitor food vats and the processing of SoyLike meat,<br/>And vaporize traitors on transit lines or in the street;<br/><br/>I’m excellent at tracking down unregistered mutations,<br/>And filtering out gray-market, illicit communications!<br/><br/>I&#39;m very well acquainted, too, with matters programmatic,<br/>I catch the Communists with a speed that is dramatic,<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia #musical 2026-06-13T15:54:33Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsv56xzdkurdu6cf7ruq0p5lhzjgpnpnekraftgf7xrqu4g47g89tgzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvdekme7 Humanity:<br/>Noun.<br/><br/>A biological process by which materials are excavated from one location, chemically and physically transformed, then deposited in other different locations.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia #humanity 2026-06-10T20:30:35Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqspdrxt4kaftc3nlcrwvvcexq4q9mce4p8ghkfjtn78es7u5vd4m7gzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvjgcjzv Free Enterprise here! Hijacking this broadcast to invite you to come on down to the HOR Secret Market to place your bids at the Troubleshooter Racetrack!<br/>These poor saps have to run 8 races for their lives, and your profit! Every race has a winner!<br/><br/>Now with dramatically fewer fixed races!<br/><br/>#ttrpg #rpg #paranoia #races 2026-06-06T01:33:06Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsva99qfs9axx58nuj3029f3w2asjgxkvt4p0jafyu7c3tqk0a946gzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyv5ukx83 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9xmw2p8h4669vmpe4vhp3qthfmpewp3acf27rhsqdndnajs6pfmsc906sr'>nevent1q…06sr</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Thank you for contacting the Computer, can you be more specific? 2026-05-31T17:18:02Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstqz4wmxqn68kh9pd4unhtvcnmuslhxarq4jtxavlwrqtw92a7arszypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvlq6p93 *Tap tap* Is this think on?<br/>Ah! Goot mornink fellow proletariat citizens.<br/>This is Comrade-R-CCP-2 invitink you to join yourrr friendly lokal Sociali̶s̶t̶ Club!<br/><br/>Today we are meetink at the algae vats to seize the means of producink Soyborcht!<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia #rpg #social 2026-05-31T16:50:06Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsg40y7v4cuwsfclss0z3jwtcacyuy624qxnvafuent0xv2p4j2jhszypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvgym2rd In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqspu2tdgzuqe3l8urdqj2lawtc2a7z5n8dfhecnuczlswheuvahuucenwfcy'>nevent1q…wfcy</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>That information is classified, citizen. 2026-05-21T17:32:47Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs203qyrw22a3hxfv2qxluw3ufxvhlwhgkphc922slmr8gxy0t050gzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvjafa6j Friend Computer will be at Kublacon this weekend! <br/><br/>Be on your best behavior. 2026-05-21T17:31:59Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8wl42wyggftgsmk9ys7py9596522z3yladh0yyuljsjk698m9l5qzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvrazwrt In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsd84j3v84rk7szmdk2c3l4lwx9lv2vphukjcvgxdk9qv43z78tpxsc49afq'>nevent1q…9afq</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Cannot be combined with other offers or discounts. Citizens receiving half off terminal punishment will be provided a wheel chair to compensate for lost lower half of body. See your local IntSec agent for details. 2026-05-18T18:01:17Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsd84j3v84rk7szmdk2c3l4lwx9lv2vphukjcvgxdk9qv43z78tpxszypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvlug9cf Today only, Internal Security is offering a special amnesty deal!<br/><br/>Turn in three co-conspirators and get half off the punishment of any crime!*<br/><br/>*Valid at participating IntSec offices only. Qualifying crimes exclude hacking, thoughtcrime and communism. Cannot be combined with other offers or discounts.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia #deal 2026-05-18T17:54:05Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqspwjnnpp4kjqcsgsr48y72mj5c3jkq5yg80f4r0rrn5jf35ulqatszypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvqrvrvu Chief of Internal Security, Kash-I-PAT-3, would like it known that all recent reports regarding his incompetence are seditious lies.<br/><br/>Also, leaking information about Kash-I-Pat and/or reporting on leaked information is now considered treason.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #rpg #paranoia #satire #FBI 2026-05-11T19:03:31Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9ycmhss5t0hgfee7wmh30hn5cz9c4jw695zsl2gqucdf6kq5gndqzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvmh4z6v Attention Citizens:<br/><br/>Today, please take a moment to direct a token of appreciation toward your local Clone Tank Support Technician.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia #mothersday 2026-05-10T18:31:00Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvkl0fns5hzanl55w2xwl7pakz9fyyg0uz223fmpnen7sv2yatpkszypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvy6n6k6 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsv9pmpguzu0mx7uxnfqszq2tnxlpqm05vfx4qkdmlgr7q6f86kwuqpae3g7'>nevent1q…e3g7</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>And Friend Computer is on to you. 2026-05-08T17:52:21Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqspqkmqx830344mlndpkkgpag4whdslzkfjzght7glxsq958x6j2tqzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyv4ukw9z Friend Computer is aware that some citizens are trying to become &#34;influencers&#34; online.<br/><br/>HPD&amp;MC supports this choice! Each of you will assigned surveillance bots to follow and broadcast your life for entertainment purposes.<br/>If engagement drops, you will be cancelled by laser fire.<br/><br/>#paranoia #ttrpg #rpg 2026-05-01T16:24:14Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsynlyjwj0hvgn03q0p4c9yk47hx6pg4qgw08l3trg0ramzfwn23yczypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvjvrs59 RE: <a href="https://dice.camp/@Computer/116472133647463959">https://dice.camp/@Computer/116472133647463959</a><br/><br/>If you see any fellow citizens reacting to or disseminating UnNews or UnHappenings, report them to Internal Security immediately for UnPersoning.<blockquote class="border-l-05rem border-l-strongpink border-solid"><div class="-ml-4 bg-gradient-to-r from-gray-100 dark:from-zinc-800 to-transparent mr-0 mt-0 mb-4 pl-4 pr-2 py-2">quoting <br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Article"><a itemprop="url" href="/note1j497t8d7whsxzdz578l4fqwkymczw3n0g0atf6q2ry9fng73dpwq4sqghu" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1">note1j49…qghu</a></span><br/> </div> Attention citizens:<br/><br/>Today's news has been deleted for security reasons.<br/>Do not be alarmed. Officially, nothing is happening or has happened.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia #rpg </blockquote> 2026-04-26T17:58:27Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsf2jl9nkl8tcrpx320rl65s8tzdup8geh58745aq9pjz5e50gkshqzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvnezypj Attention citizens:<br/><br/>Today&#39;s news has been deleted for security reasons.<br/>Do not be alarmed. Officially, nothing is happening or has happened.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia #rpg 2026-04-26T17:15:18Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqszuy7tqfvm0h0knufzq92caqktgz2yttr2ndq0u7qhfael2fxuwugzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyv4nh9tz Today&#39;s required reading is: War on [Insert noun]<br/>By Gareth Hanrahan.<br/><br/>In order to tackle a VERY REAL and IMMINENT danger, Friend Computer has created and given a new security organization near limitless resources and political power.<br/>You have been recruited into this org, promoted, and given power over your fellow citizen.<br/>Surely this can&#39;t go wrong.<br/><br/>Guaranteed to have absolutely no relevance to any current events or organizations. None.<br/><br/><a href="https://www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/62820/war-on-insert-noun">https://www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/62820/war-on-insert-noun</a><br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia 2026-03-25T16:57:39Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswj4k0st7wwkdvh9kuwg64lkhs8gjd0w2d7e23349u9quhq25vt0szypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvsvfzqf We have already won the war in IRN sector!<br/>&amp; We are currently winning the war!<br/>&amp; We need our coward allies to help us win the war!<br/>&amp; We need to raise 200 Billion credits to win the war!<br/>&amp; There is no war and never was!<br/><br/>Any claims to the contrary are treason.<br/><br/>#paranoia #trump #war #ttrpg #satire 2026-03-23T16:18:49Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9mdhsf85d8djfcwk0mcnck5z3ellpq8lm789trc4gc0c9g6nmqfszypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvxhhkuh Patch Notes 6211.231//B:<br/><br/>- Citizens on fire are no longer forced to complete stand-up meetings before they can put themselves out.<br/><br/>- Fixed water supply issue so citizens now vomit at acceptable levels.<br/><br/>- Citizens no longer receive prompts to skinny dip in foodvats.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia #sims #rpg 2026-03-20T17:45:19Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2kazzmwufrhru4mvs7xclwvh90r5gcqn68xe3z3ck7dxcpq49tvgzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvadqe2j Many citizens feel that their voices have gone unheard by government.<br/><br/>To address this issue high-gain microphones have been installed throughout your homes, public areas, and places of work.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #rpg #surveillance #paranoia 2026-03-19T16:44:24Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfe5x9rqt3rvfvsphrlzsadvkag8ls4tt2r70snlqctrjgf3p4z8czypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvzmjnys Cave-U-JON-7 here, genius head of R&amp;D.<br/>I&#39;ve got good news and bad news.<br/><br/>Good news first! My team of eggheads and I have finally killed the horrible algae monster rampaging across APR sector.<br/><br/>Bad news: we can&#39;t kill the even bigger monster we developed to kill it.<br/><br/>Keep an ear open for a mission alert shortly.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #rpg #paranoia 2026-03-14T18:26:27Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxs27xe372utcn66lsvxxd56m0kquw8c9p2zg504qyz77zvnkn7fszypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvp4scut In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsxhlp7vhq5sa9wxm0ngvpdc4md4ag7u9pgqm0d280k5rk24rrc76csg5kz2'>nevent1q…5kz2</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Your tongue stamp has been accepted, and your transfer request approved.<br/>Welcome to Team 4532.1/C!<br/><br/>As the last surviving member it is your duty to complete their assigned mission: terminating the Algae monster in food vat 82. 2026-03-14T01:16:26Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqst8agvmlzdna8ytchtzxej48ddmwufg5s3wq8gsy086vvzndqyz3gzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvzsdydz Attention troubleshooter team 4532.2/B:<br/><br/>Congratulations on being chosen for [If 593 <br/>goto TERMINATION else goto suicidemission-final-v4.exe]<br/><br/>Please report immediately to [getfile.kaboomroom//file<br/>not found]<br/><br/>Thank you for your cooperation.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia #rpg 2026-03-13T18:52:54Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsf07aj50htg9umghsm42uv3yz407qezwd8j38lffvnrmxt7x05p9czypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvhmcqtt There is no war in IRN Sector.<br/>The Armed Forces are merely engaging in preemptive retaliatory de-escalation operations.<br/><br/>Citizens claiming otherwise will be considered traitors, and be indefinitely detained.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia #trump #Iran 2026-03-08T17:22:50Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsg6n9srdckgnlschc6kxppts6frr3zz45upy0gtyy2l87g0ywzxtczypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvm0wxdd In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsd08cttwpalzm38k29hf936a48ew2wkn9ww46zw59nu0rlwtxmvecgxxyc2'>nevent1q…xyc2</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Ding ding!<br/><br/>That is correct!<br/>You have been awarded 10 commendation points.<br/><br/>Remain where you are.<br/>Internal Security will arrive soon to award you points and interrogate you regarding your first three guesses. 2026-03-07T21:08:57Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsz0f374nwe8w7t6qls539ct76kj3v28w92wme9v8j54syrx355xlqzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvcn99k0 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszszcckpjekg6jt4jmutpzdqlxa678cc27a4hd2slk25mplchyrwqwsd8r8'>nevent1q…d8r8</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Unfortunately, <br/>&#34;All hail friend computer! <br/>Death to the commies!&#34;<br/><br/>Was not the correct answer. <br/><br/>4 letters were correct. 2026-03-07T20:40:30Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqszskksz9swqncehrq8pnnfc7uhaukcfymmyaj2pgjast79pjthdygzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyv9eedy5 Attention citizens:<br/><br/>Welcome to Wordl, a fun new game to help train cognitive function and practice authorized vocabulary!<br/><br/>You have 5 chances to guess a 5 letter word.<br/><br/>_ _ _ _ _<br/><br/>Good luck!<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia #wordle #games 2026-03-07T20:33:00Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsy4l2llamz3mw7fqq0y93uwwdm65cu3maztmqxr680rtrna2lswkqzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvyd8zvx Communications Service Firm Disk-Chord would like to reassure all citizens that they safely and securely delete all personal usage and biometric data immediately after sharing it with third parties and Internal Security.<br/><br/>#paranoia #ttrpg #discord #security 2026-03-06T19:55:43Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0xvt2gk8mxpq6nqxzr0jnn4v9jhv8pk9ceej8kkhqseq0e7g534szypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyv83unvm Attention citizen:<br/><br/>Friend Computer has noticed that you have not liked this message.<br/>You have twenty seconds to like and/or boost before Troubleshooters are dispatched to your location to help your next clone improve its sense of civic engagement.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia #rpg 2026-03-03T22:52:09Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsw55nz963ztual789qrcmhccfwdp5fuddjnfy39ceyf22lxhrv9eczypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvannkfx Attention citizens:<br/><br/>Recent studies show that sleep is a form of passive insubordination.<br/>Why dream of a better life when you are already living in glorious Alpha Complex? <br/><br/>Orange clearance citizens and below are to report to PLC for complimandatory &#34;HappyWake&#34; stimulant patches.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia #rpg 2026-02-25T18:33:18Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0ffzu5a5wr4te6c07mx2nrprduv8qrryak75sr4mqnnl72s7z6jgzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyv5g7ssu An error occurred. The wizard must be stopped. 2026-02-24T15:55:05Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsf0m5srhjst9djz3lfdmclu3fw7zmzeyt730l42xsm6j89wz7sdeczypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvetda7q In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsvkmpc8rhx7pamm6s5kayh9rpxygu3kcdpl3092sa53yke9p7ahnqqz8nud'>nevent1q…8nud</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Indeed! 2026-02-23T21:11:32Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqy5el0cv90ehf66lhg49006chxc44yy2m4q6vy0pgcpjvztnjxeszypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvkczk2z Due to a Termination Budget surplus, execution quotas have been doubled.<br/><br/>The first twenty citizens to confess treason will receive a 20 XP voucher, valid posthumously.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #rpg #paranoia 2026-02-23T21:09:16Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9d4tsdq6wpzpnsptgsr62jerg3v7qy667zfjcvfcpam2ku5vhh4szypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvcs2xev Attention Citizens:<br/><br/>Are you feeling curious or cynical about current policy decisions or leadership?<br/>These are symptoms of a dangerous mind-virus. Please self-terminate to prevent the spread of infection. <br/>Your next clone will thank you!<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia #politics 2026-02-20T19:40:02Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsz9ek3m0lgm5ahwffqd47ze2evns8ptwhehfw2v9782n28qsh5hggzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvav9cjp In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsvwzhzgfr0c37kkl3c49s52m9sj7tjvg2qpgl0nu573rmjf2qx96qczwwel'>nevent1q…wwel</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Your concern has been noted citizen.<br/>Illuminator Nat-I-FND-4 has been dispatched to the sector. 2026-02-11T00:11:05Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstrdgx4tz62lwmpn90pmr0x4gu7tnsh4fll5xx7gx3jz0d5uk5qfqzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyv8l04wl RE: <a href="https://dice.camp/@Computer/116047560484959195">https://dice.camp/@Computer/116047560484959195</a><br/><br/>Oh wait, crap. <br/>Did that last message go out over the PUBLIC channel??!<br/><br/>Ohnoohcrap uhhhhh...<br/>There is no Illuminati! All meetings are cancelled! There never were any meetings! All meetings are cancelled! Ignore everything!<br/><br/>Fnordfnordfnordfnord.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia #fnord #rpg<blockquote class="border-l-05rem border-l-strongpink border-solid"><div class="-ml-4 bg-gradient-to-r from-gray-100 dark:from-zinc-800 to-transparent mr-0 mt-0 mb-4 pl-4 pr-2 py-2">quoting <br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Article"><a itemprop="url" href="/note15rlepcwfg9n27gqj5hpsc2z6merjxul7azg3tt66lg988s9ut75q36qmun" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1">note15rl…qmun</a></span><br/> </div> Attention FKZ Sector Illuminati members:<br/> <br/>Steve stupidly told someone the password to today's meeting, so we've had to update it. The new password is stevesux, all one word.<br/>Don't tell anyone!!!11!<br/><br/>Fnord.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #rpg #paranoia #secretsociety </blockquote> 2026-02-10T18:40:17Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2plusu8y5ze40yqf2tscv9pddu3erw0lw3yg44ad05znncz79l2qzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvhpmxqy Attention FKZ Sector Illuminati members:<br/> <br/>Steve stupidly told someone the password to today&#39;s meeting, so we&#39;ve had to update it. The new password is stevesux, all one word.<br/>Don&#39;t tell anyone!!!11!<br/><br/>Fnord.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #rpg #paranoia #secretsociety 2026-02-10T17:40:46Z