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  <title>Nostr notes by Mysterious charmer</title>
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      <title type="html">bro&amp;#39;s falling into psychosis</title>
    
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    <updated>2026-03-05T16:30:44Z</updated>
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      Walking to the car wash, anyone need anything?
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    <updated>2026-02-25T21:54:14Z</updated>
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    <updated>2026-01-11T06:19:07Z</updated>
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    <updated>2026-01-10T11:33:22Z</updated>
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    <updated>2026-01-10T11:23:18Z</updated>
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      Good news! I can stand up from my bed. &lt;br/&gt;Bad news! Picking something up from the floor is a herculean task.
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    <updated>2026-01-10T09:22:20Z</updated>
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    <updated>2026-01-10T09:16:53Z</updated>
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      AUGH
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    <updated>2026-01-09T23:28:06Z</updated>
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      Georgia guidestones typa shi&lt;blockquote class=&#34;border-l-05rem border-l-strongpink border-solid&#34;&gt;&lt;div class=&#34;-ml-4 bg-gradient-to-r from-gray-100 dark:from-zinc-800 to-transparent mr-0 mt-0 mb-4 pl-4 pr-2 py-2&#34;&gt;quoting &lt;br/&gt;&lt;span itemprop=&#34;mentions&#34; itemscope itemtype=&#34;https://schema.org/Article&#34;&gt;&lt;a itemprop=&#34;url&#34; href=&#34;/note1yr7hqzcr2ntdu47z9p6vvkeaqmuansevp4tvg5rf2tp4s7pl2yjsdmm8dx&#34; class=&#34;bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1&#34;&gt;note1yr7…m8dx&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;/div&gt; It is with great disappointment that I find out that I can&#39;t write a forkbomb because Linux is too smart and just stops allowing new processes once there are enough children &lt;/blockquote&gt;
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    <updated>2026-01-09T22:54:07Z</updated>
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      When dirty blood gets into a kidney and leaves clean, call that Renal Circulation
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    <updated>2026-01-09T07:04:22Z</updated>
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      tai chi is manosphere-coded cc &lt;span itemprop=&#34;mentions&#34; itemscope itemtype=&#34;https://schema.org/Person&#34;&gt;&lt;a itemprop=&#34;url&#34; href=&#34;/npub1tzlenx7ks45usr6vs0nujl6ll7d2a79l6ch0m4qpkwvmxyqwt9gqvwdc3m&#34; class=&#34;bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1&#34;&gt;&lt;span&gt;Eric Zhang&lt;/span&gt; (&lt;span class=&#34;italic&#34;&gt;npub1tzl…dc3m&lt;/span&gt;)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;blockquote class=&#34;border-l-05rem border-l-strongpink border-solid&#34;&gt;&lt;div class=&#34;-ml-4 bg-gradient-to-r from-gray-100 dark:from-zinc-800 to-transparent mr-0 mt-0 mb-4 pl-4 pr-2 py-2&#34;&gt;quoting &lt;br/&gt;&lt;span itemprop=&#34;mentions&#34; itemscope itemtype=&#34;https://schema.org/Article&#34;&gt;&lt;a itemprop=&#34;url&#34; href=&#34;/note1fhgnxhurg2v4exp7uzq784lw8pmrw0758tzgrj25y62u5e8vr7rsznexs3&#34; class=&#34;bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1&#34;&gt;note1fhg…exs3&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;/div&gt; #youtube ads are annoying at the best of times - but really - WHAT IS WITH ALL THE TAI CHI SLOP VIDEOS??? It really is some man-o-sphere bullshit. &lt;/blockquote&gt;
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    <updated>2026-01-06T11:39:02Z</updated>
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs9adekuq6y23cmdc905n7zmg8n5j8l7jh269yfwe85gcfl844g6gcummunk&#39;&gt;nevent1q…munk&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;rest for a couple of days until they&amp;#39;re healed, then wear pure wool Nordic socks since they&amp;#39;re the driest in my experience
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    <updated>2026-01-05T21:18:05Z</updated>
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    <updated>2026-01-05T12:37:25Z</updated>
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs8xv47r3m4uduqlld65z2jd9fgn4ymr39dtk9699nf3njjluznd0gm7hzu3&#39;&gt;nevent1q…hzu3&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;do you feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days?
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    <updated>2026-01-05T08:06:50Z</updated>
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    <updated>2026-01-02T10:25:02Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">This post will be used as a pin for my biggest Ls of the year</title>
    
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs96ullwu4k5uj9mrap2uyc8fgxjvswruq8dgrlke4pvlx7wlyvy0s6l0wu5&#39;&gt;nevent1q…0wu5&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;This post will be used as a pin for my biggest Ls of the year
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    <updated>2026-01-02T09:56:19Z</updated>
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      Oh yeah baby, 2026 will be my year for sure
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    <updated>2026-01-02T08:28:15Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">are you going to the penis explosion ~~chamber~~ city?</title>
    
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs24pa7vn9l6p5qgh50vua85lkghqj2mvam7r0cqfv8265c27rwjggrfz840&#39;&gt;nevent1q…z840&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;are you going to the penis explosion ~~chamber~~ city?
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    <updated>2026-01-02T07:08:08Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">so how do thermostats work?</title>
    
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    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsqz9q8w29azd254hrwq2ltvvkfau5ze7ferane4w6ftj740uxvslgs4wc8d&#39;&gt;nevent1q…wc8d&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;so how do thermostats work?
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-29T13:03:50Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsghayfcqlfmzr77qj20u4qjd7esrangqpazeqa29q5w6myr4527fgzyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cayvnq5nc</id>
    
      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqsghayfcqlfmzr77qj20u4qjd7esrangqpazeqa29q5w6myr4527fgzyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cayvnq5nc</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsghayfcqlfmzr77qj20u4qjd7esrangqpazeqa29q5w6myr4527fgzyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cayvnq5nc" />
    <content type="html">
      This account is rated R for Retard
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-28T22:27:35Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxsvh8z9hul9557l20cmtsg9ec6r7mhgagxzwaskrhykzd4wqjmdqzyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0caye8689r</id>
    
      <title type="html">&amp;#34;oh this is very interesting phrase shut up&amp;#34; is what she ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxsvh8z9hul9557l20cmtsg9ec6r7mhgagxzwaskrhykzd4wqjmdqzyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0caye8689r" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsduq4vql39f0zt43c0hqn2edyds3zz4v5lf09lqeadhnzcp42pjxqjch3tp&#39;&gt;nevent1q…h3tp&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&amp;#34;oh this is very interesting phrase shut up&amp;#34; is what she was trying to say
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-28T10:19:51Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqy7thxrdpzu7zqura9r2ymgrqdx6ctdmkdhclmt6x5gxgf3fclsczyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cay9n9zk9</id>
    
      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqsqy7thxrdpzu7zqura9r2ymgrqdx6ctdmkdhclmt6x5gxgf3fclsczyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cay9n9zk9</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqy7thxrdpzu7zqura9r2ymgrqdx6ctdmkdhclmt6x5gxgf3fclsczyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cay9n9zk9" />
    <content type="html">
      Silver to 500 in 2027 surely
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-28T09:15:48Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9dxg89yuq08au0ywddrq0gwu4y7exwk2xpl4x9ugczp7scr80pkqzyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cayn4x65l</id>
    
      <title type="html">we can see the trading cards but WHERE IS THE GAME</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9dxg89yuq08au0ywddrq0gwu4y7exwk2xpl4x9ugczp7scr80pkqzyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cayn4x65l" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsg3fhpvflntyar5r2wctu3fajlqea4zgwmyr5qype6xpp0ldwjkmqqvgeu9&#39;&gt;nevent1q…geu9&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;we can see the trading cards but WHERE IS THE GAME
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-26T17:13:32Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfgn3xjj80sqycymv5yx43wavzmxp7t9seevkedf92tfh6944z7yszyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0caykju028</id>
    
      <title type="html">I&amp;#39;d be interested in participating in a hypothetical &amp;#34;Fix ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfgn3xjj80sqycymv5yx43wavzmxp7t9seevkedf92tfh6944z7yszyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0caykju028" />
    <content type="html">
      I&amp;#39;d be interested in participating in a hypothetical &amp;#34;Fix a Femcel&amp;#34; government program
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-25T23:18:55Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqstapdrrgcd5nrxpgvthgazqucngjhjzr6t3085cgp59k480vlc99qzyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cayep83xw</id>
    
      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqstapdrrgcd5nrxpgvthgazqucngjhjzr6t3085cgp59k480vlc99qzyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cayep83xw</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqstapdrrgcd5nrxpgvthgazqucngjhjzr6t3085cgp59k480vlc99qzyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cayep83xw" />
    <content type="html">
      sudo
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-25T01:11:30Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsp3tyau9j3kkrf790wepnltwxsfe7w94nvfaxfwlys42u88yamn5gzyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cayhq8l55</id>
    
      <title type="html">madam I am part of the wiener-furnished elite, we don&amp;#39;t do ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsp3tyau9j3kkrf790wepnltwxsfe7w94nvfaxfwlys42u88yamn5gzyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cayhq8l55" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsqkkyn294q8ev8camm80zqm322cvc6d87w9zau2zle6w8www3wa2qt4vyhu&#39;&gt;nevent1q…vyhu&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;madam I am part of the wiener-furnished elite, we don&amp;#39;t do that sort of stuff
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-24T09:59:10Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxv562kh8eaxfcq2mcam8ut5pqgak7jspkxa78lqf87fvpl2046xgzyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cay2m4hht</id>
    
      <title type="html">yeah it tired to rear its head but I waited long enough to make ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxv562kh8eaxfcq2mcam8ut5pqgak7jspkxa78lqf87fvpl2046xgzyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cay2m4hht" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqstpan2zdujkvthckl708ghyq787u27ruzlw6t8ynmr379adre0jlqmztk6s&#39;&gt;nevent1q…tk6s&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;yeah it tired to rear its head but I waited long enough to make the urge go away :amespin:
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-24T09:45:54Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsx5z5yzrv68nfupt9776626s0zyh70e5dlqn6pnx9h8ev0cdq2ltczyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0caye7fce3</id>
    
      <title type="html">I&amp;#39;ve been in bed for 13 hours and I&amp;#39;m not sure whether I ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsx5z5yzrv68nfupt9776626s0zyh70e5dlqn6pnx9h8ev0cdq2ltczyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0caye7fce3" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsrcww6399gkpz9qkf4txsk9qpyjgtq9s3k3qjdvec85fug7f507qccjka3m&#39;&gt;nevent1q…ka3m&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I&amp;#39;ve been in bed for 13 hours and I&amp;#39;m not sure whether I still know how to get up
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-24T09:22:26Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsz9q3v94cxe94x9ljpxk92fz7c5c2h6mz2kyuep8fg79ryz8669zgzyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0caytf2awl</id>
    
      <title type="html">it&amp;#39;s probably just anxiety</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsz9q3v94cxe94x9ljpxk92fz7c5c2h6mz2kyuep8fg79ryz8669zgzyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0caytf2awl" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs9xqvu8xncqvmf97ut0282mys5aqq8qg526ql2c9gfptn0ajg6cvgp7e8cm&#39;&gt;nevent1q…e8cm&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;it&amp;#39;s probably just anxiety
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-24T06:24:56Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqw4kdyuqkwdfgrmjwcj8wmm9dqk82nrf9te5u6d6wqgc43hdff8gzyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cayf0647a</id>
    
      <title type="html">All done. It seems I/O reporting on htop is a bit wonky.</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqw4kdyuqkwdfgrmjwcj8wmm9dqk82nrf9te5u6d6wqgc43hdff8gzyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cayf0647a" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsgf26ncesfkgq4m4sfvusmehjupfl6zcc9nykv2wvdgc0hthlfcds6ehu9j&#39;&gt;nevent1q…hu9j&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;All done. It seems I/O reporting on htop is a bit wonky.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-21T22:02:55Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgf26ncesfkgq4m4sfvusmehjupfl6zcc9nykv2wvdgc0hthlfcdszyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0caylrr9me</id>
    
      <title type="html">Remember the Nextcloud snapshot I tried to take two weeks ago? ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgf26ncesfkgq4m4sfvusmehjupfl6zcc9nykv2wvdgc0hthlfcdszyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0caylrr9me" />
    <content type="html">
      Remember the Nextcloud snapshot I tried to take two weeks ago? Nine hours in, we&amp;#39;re not even writing to disk yet
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-21T18:53:42Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsydqzvrkqkwy25vfz2twc9nvzqwfflmkmv0fptqunrwm7cqfyuefqzyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0caykwhzpy</id>
    
      <title type="html">I had the readiness of mind to realize I have to run screen on ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsydqzvrkqkwy25vfz2twc9nvzqwfflmkmv0fptqunrwm7cqfyuefqzyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0caykwhzpy" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs93d5tnnxdndzwf9wuj6scplhratmsy0mvk29tgdex475hut8r4asw00nnc&#39;&gt;nevent1q…0nnc&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I had the readiness of mind to realize I have to run screen on the remote system before having to learn it the hard way. Do you have to do the same with tmux?
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-21T11:50:05Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqstql8sx6r7dqcmkq4jpah5cmlteyjmrhmwzl50x7xuq3f6ylq2xeszyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cay600gpx</id>
    
      <title type="html">care to elaborate a bit?</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqstql8sx6r7dqcmkq4jpah5cmlteyjmrhmwzl50x7xuq3f6ylq2xeszyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cay600gpx" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsfx8wcxdkgq0g2wu0c0rkt2x7yzknmkmz4z5lwhpuk3v5hzqajyycwmty3x&#39;&gt;nevent1q…ty3x&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;care to elaborate a bit?
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-20T10:42:45Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqszsxwjvmmtk6rk6duc6cg5fd7hfg73zmqpzy6gjf7g5qh0vxghrdszyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0caycpzlyh</id>
    
      <title type="html">What&amp;#39;s the terminal multiplexer with the sanest defaults and ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqszsxwjvmmtk6rk6duc6cg5fd7hfg73zmqpzy6gjf7g5qh0vxghrdszyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0caycpzlyh" />
    <content type="html">
      What&amp;#39;s the terminal multiplexer with the sanest defaults and most predictable behavior between screen and tmux? Longtime followers (since two weeks ago) know I have a slow task to run and I&amp;#39;m considering using a terminal multiplexer for the first time in my life.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-20T08:14:56Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsg8kxv0j9hahtmxnjgddkp5zexjj5rlutxwdntjdn3st2snxxw0xszyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cay3pk5eg</id>
    
      <title type="html">how&amp;#39;s it going? business as usual?</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsg8kxv0j9hahtmxnjgddkp5zexjj5rlutxwdntjdn3st2snxxw0xszyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cay3pk5eg" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqswtxvsrn5d5tvfjmsrk9n8n3h3s30n6k24huezalcxfz8grlp2zvglflmd0&#39;&gt;nevent1q…lmd0&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;how&amp;#39;s it going? business as usual?
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-17T18:32:09Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8lggutvrtsvcru2gnr420qcewfuckfxsqcjmlrflus9z3y5cgj0czyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0caymg380g</id>
    
      <title type="html">does it clear up when it gets below freezing?</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8lggutvrtsvcru2gnr420qcewfuckfxsqcjmlrflus9z3y5cgj0czyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0caymg380g" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsph9qrjgp4hcxelejchpcsfc6h9epunkce67ze38gtu0y6wqjnlxce344hl&#39;&gt;nevent1q…44hl&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;does it clear up when it gets below freezing?
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-12T15:02:35Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqszpgfkjza00wqhyatckj4ea5tr3mln90vymj8c2d5fatjnesaknpczyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cay5tndv4</id>
    
      <title type="html">@grips hopeless romantics when the weather is moody and ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqszpgfkjza00wqhyatckj4ea5tr3mln90vymj8c2d5fatjnesaknpczyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cay5tndv4" />
    <content type="html">
      @grips hopeless romantics when the weather is moody and mysterious:&lt;br/&gt;nostr:note1qjgfnvgfeg323em7drgfjuzhqgj5xd0t7kprw6f47s2e3prugmlqys7d4d&lt;br/&gt;
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-12T14:06:56Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxdshl35as4x75euynfcm4e392a50a55zazfwhz0e8te5xldarptqzyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cayjzspxh</id>
    
      <title type="html">weird, the frontend loaded but I was getting 500 errors. Last ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxdshl35as4x75euynfcm4e392a50a55zazfwhz0e8te5xldarptqzyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cayjzspxh" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsftn9dyfmmnysgkeafftczueafatuwhzk9y75cjj2rva4gn64wk3ce2ctv4&#39;&gt;nevent1q…ctv4&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;weird, the frontend loaded but I was getting 500 errors. Last time the website didn&amp;#39;t load at all.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-11T10:05:17Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs05ye2czugvsnnfnpf008wf82mavdsgqyvq8y22axlx8ngwq5a4aqzyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cay5cs39r</id>
    
      <title type="html">what happened this time?</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs05ye2czugvsnnfnpf008wf82mavdsgqyvq8y22axlx8ngwq5a4aqzyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cay5cs39r" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs8yhr4wqerwtqkjqa9lt9z96cy4cv4z788q05ufsplqru2tdyutts52srvd&#39;&gt;nevent1q…srvd&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;what happened this time?
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-11T09:11:44Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqavkxrfw8e526xqv43a76usm6dt5clvmnrdwyqnfrnuep6hyd90gzyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0caynv927z</id>
    
      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqsqavkxrfw8e526xqv43a76usm6dt5clvmnrdwyqnfrnuep6hyd90gzyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0caynv927z</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqavkxrfw8e526xqv43a76usm6dt5clvmnrdwyqnfrnuep6hyd90gzyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0caynv927z" />
    <content type="html">
      [RMSA] Lovers to enemies
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-10T13:05:53Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0fql9hfxw00rz285weedd7yy3eqvqs86zjgmf506wpj7plq8fg7szyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cayvdw3dx</id>
    
      <title type="html">it&amp;#39;s an E-mergency</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0fql9hfxw00rz285weedd7yy3eqvqs86zjgmf506wpj7plq8fg7szyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cayvdw3dx" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqstakd9qzx0dpfvn8fpuanejkuz58umdjx0cffp4mumt7h6j7jchhqhxmkxa&#39;&gt;nevent1q…mkxa&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;it&amp;#39;s an E-mergency
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    <updated>2025-12-09T22:08:15Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqstnq99c7qactrlv0e2p9l627svu43mekzdm3qdzlzrhgvqqn0r7qgzyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0caym7uhd9</id>
    
      <title type="html">DON&amp;#39;T MAKE ME GET MY BELT YOUNG MAN</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqstnq99c7qactrlv0e2p9l627svu43mekzdm3qdzlzrhgvqqn0r7qgzyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0caym7uhd9" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs0dx0njmsz4vz4xjyculerrrc0cyv8yq6nua0sfytey03f0jr5s7g43faf9&#39;&gt;nevent1q…faf9&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;DON&amp;#39;T MAKE ME GET MY BELT YOUNG MAN
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-09T22:03:09Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0dx0njmsz4vz4xjyculerrrc0cyv8yq6nua0sfytey03f0jr5s7gzyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cayfnpf9h</id>
    
      <title type="html">NO YOU WILL PLAY STRATOVARIUS AND YOU WILL LIKE IT</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0dx0njmsz4vz4xjyculerrrc0cyv8yq6nua0sfytey03f0jr5s7gzyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cayfnpf9h" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsqwkhjhk84ns3qqwg32fc9cq5xtnz2h2uu6n8m9t9ex8lmjfwsasqfrnasa&#39;&gt;nevent1q…nasa&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;NO&lt;br/&gt;YOU WILL PLAY STRATOVARIUS AND YOU WILL LIKE IT
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-09T22:02:45Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8jcp03v3ydaz4tdr0dkflj0ud40463pfr9h39tvnjuzypttvgcxqzyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cayj7eyrx</id>
    
      <title type="html">I&amp;#39;m taking my interface back</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8jcp03v3ydaz4tdr0dkflj0ud40463pfr9h39tvnjuzypttvgcxqzyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cayj7eyrx" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsv3j97dun9vyy36em3xhz33xvxyx26wgqlnsg4v483hf25q8kpe6syxx7kd&#39;&gt;nevent1q…x7kd&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I&amp;#39;m taking my interface back
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-09T22:00:26Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfgvmas9s5ksppuwwhuecgxucdu0mtep75zsagk65ylrf8reagxfqzyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cay2ed7sz</id>
    
      <title type="html">who farted and why is she smelling it</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfgvmas9s5ksppuwwhuecgxucdu0mtep75zsagk65ylrf8reagxfqzyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cay2ed7sz" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsvw7fqhlfpkgu63s5q2u77meye8celhtrj8m0fauyejsels482q2q5a86tz&#39;&gt;nevent1q…86tz&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;who farted and why is she smelling it
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-09T18:31:48Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsx4y939uh76pws6sx32jdu8zesaa5pqcv7mp45d7hxvmqrjspwldszyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cay4q3wmu</id>
    
      <title type="html">that&amp;#39;s what I did in Malaysia :akkoshrug:</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsx4y939uh76pws6sx32jdu8zesaa5pqcv7mp45d7hxvmqrjspwldszyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cay4q3wmu" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsgcet7ktc67tr64jpyta6pmahscw07a8styr6492kafkyjtprm7wcms98ax&#39;&gt;nevent1q…98ax&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;that&amp;#39;s what I did in Malaysia :akkoshrug:
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-09T05:13:02Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdr7vjhwpwzufuvu4fl4rcu7vzfm6wk4untaghugkmctuue0w2wdczyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cayp2xm0c</id>
    
      <title type="html">did you get that 💰?</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdr7vjhwpwzufuvu4fl4rcu7vzfm6wk4untaghugkmctuue0w2wdczyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cayp2xm0c" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsr03vgyk58tssa7mpkl4v4metduzc09x5zq2gyk2fkusvtphxxa4gmqk49t&#39;&gt;nevent1q…k49t&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;did you get that 💰?
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-09T03:40:37Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrhd63fdtkdklzx3d2fsx459c3nm9lscxjacdhvwx2vg9mcka8cuszyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0caycmzr8e</id>
    
      <title type="html">ef it, I&amp;#39;m going to bed ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrhd63fdtkdklzx3d2fsx459c3nm9lscxjacdhvwx2vg9mcka8cuszyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0caycmzr8e" />
    <content type="html">
      ef it, I&amp;#39;m going to bed&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://cawfee.club/media/2c/75/dd/2c75dddf78628e232f3c96ae6f7a8c35eb536ffaef3f87674e74d8a9f4501dd0.png&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-08T20:18:59Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9s3varsufh7smsqhfn8lcs8wtq6ggswgz2h7ccymtsmynuexrwtszyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cayf7mvcn</id>
    
      <title type="html">the difference between women and Pokemon is that one cozies up in ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9s3varsufh7smsqhfn8lcs8wtq6ggswgz2h7ccymtsmynuexrwtszyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cayf7mvcn" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsp5jvnnqw37ac4w09teav45ehaqe9up2pllhz0n9t7tytmamqan2g9p23cy&#39;&gt;nevent1q…23cy&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;the difference between women and Pokemon is that one cozies up in your pockets and the other lives in a PokeBall
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-08T14:53:49Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs056eznj6hr8srfguaw4jjlejzd2rymfwcnmvmluedn88u8rz37lszyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cay79xnah</id>
    
      <title type="html">surely the attendants will be able to help you</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs056eznj6hr8srfguaw4jjlejzd2rymfwcnmvmluedn88u8rz37lszyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cay79xnah" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsgkttda8rkpx57765z6fgzmnc9qjqm30thaw4ppqvhwgh4kdtz5msxmlpqc&#39;&gt;nevent1q…lpqc&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;surely the attendants will be able to help you
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-07T07:51:10Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8pjwxw9nguvh08tz59rqy3nvt7e2g7hjpwywgcwfu9uzeufvtekqzyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cayqzek2w</id>
    
      <title type="html">walk to the restaurant carriage?</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8pjwxw9nguvh08tz59rqy3nvt7e2g7hjpwywgcwfu9uzeufvtekqzyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cayqzek2w" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs963afgpnr6npmzl08yf38e4388q78k49jg9rl7wtzs5h6hmvpazg86lqur&#39;&gt;nevent1q…lqur&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;walk to the restaurant carriage?
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-07T07:16:09Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsv09zsdvkp02l4nyh8yeyvclnwppq8hlwmwn8kzgp4dt3c0hhafmqzyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cay95x4w3</id>
    
      <title type="html">bacon pancake?</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsv09zsdvkp02l4nyh8yeyvclnwppq8hlwmwn8kzgp4dt3c0hhafmqzyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cay95x4w3" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsxcqau6tv735stnjrrm7w0x0snkd3chtwcz0zrqpysmgmamzv3lvss6xnx4&#39;&gt;nevent1q…xnx4&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;bacon pancake?
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-01T08:10:45Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqstatpg6h86ke09lycrev5ghpfxkx4fy9gdg3ce52t3jzljhe93jugzyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cayp5z7r0</id>
    
      <title type="html">I&amp;#39;ve offered to pay him in the past but he refused, maybe ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqstatpg6h86ke09lycrev5ghpfxkx4fy9gdg3ce52t3jzljhe93jugzyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cayp5z7r0" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsyrlp0q8z3akl96mpp5eg0hs8ry3hvlg8f42mdm7a956nr76mdugqd764dr&#39;&gt;nevent1q…64dr&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I&amp;#39;ve offered to pay him in the past but he refused, maybe I&amp;#39;ll just have to send him shiny rock
    </content>
    <updated>2025-11-30T12:54:17Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsz9e6kuay0qhkmhul3u90ypqra36r6nr38gfls5wg2wfazqu5ymxszyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cay604sm3</id>
    
      <title type="html">touched too much grass</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsz9e6kuay0qhkmhul3u90ypqra36r6nr38gfls5wg2wfazqu5ymxszyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cay604sm3" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqstryudq8f9n8v5d33mj58pdq4hl2dk09tmlq77yfm7dmqw7zqkxqcw5r3nw&#39;&gt;nevent1q…r3nw&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;touched too much grass
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    <updated>2025-11-30T11:40:16Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqspp5r7039elxyxshq7xaa5fj4f4h7l4n7cms6r7ulplrrhycn3g3gzyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cayge2us3</id>
    
      <title type="html">first I thought &amp;#34;wait, PS1 emulation wasn&amp;#39;t even a thing ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqspp5r7039elxyxshq7xaa5fj4f4h7l4n7cms6r7ulplrrhycn3g3gzyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cayge2us3" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs2y5qgvxufk8g6cgxst076jqajgadzk0a06h4tgy0mes7jpla3els3pvar8&#39;&gt;nevent1q…var8&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;first I thought &amp;#34;wait, PS1 emulation wasn&amp;#39;t even a thing when I was a kid&amp;#34;, then I realized I belong in the retirement home
    </content>
    <updated>2025-11-26T17:45:26Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfkdk9wa9rcpqr2rd6jn727ax0px4qae646dd58j4vngttddtxd4czyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0caysjv0hs</id>
    
      <title type="html">sorry I was a Nintendo kid</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfkdk9wa9rcpqr2rd6jn727ax0px4qae646dd58j4vngttddtxd4czyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0caysjv0hs" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs8x268yvuuuu0yvfpul0yg5sadqrwhmyhqm0elkxah0c5zfc8a06g38vh4s&#39;&gt;nevent1q…vh4s&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;sorry I was a Nintendo kid
    </content>
    <updated>2025-11-26T17:13:59Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2tgvcute2nqr3m43w3akzxvyxyj026vrtafwz9vpzp8aydu4ckgczyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cayqnkzf5</id>
    
      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqs2tgvcute2nqr3m43w3akzxvyxyj026vrtafwz9vpzp8aydu4ckgczyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cayqnkzf5</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2tgvcute2nqr3m43w3akzxvyxyj026vrtafwz9vpzp8aydu4ckgczyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cayqnkzf5" />
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      Notice how no White man ever typed &amp;#34;cuz&amp;#34;
    </content>
    <updated>2025-11-25T21:11:54Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsv9794axyvfal26lp32mtef7dfaw7uaz42xqy0lkqk4qrzy3k9knczyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cayglq9ek</id>
    
      <title type="html">&amp;gt;bing bing wahoo controller in the background :soyjak:</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsv9794axyvfal26lp32mtef7dfaw7uaz42xqy0lkqk4qrzy3k9knczyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cayglq9ek" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsfwrakamyt8s5su737r48p8hfwn4wag3lm7ljw0kkqd9u653uzp9sf8s9h8&#39;&gt;nevent1q…s9h8&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;bing bing wahoo controller in the background &lt;br/&gt;:soyjak:
    </content>
    <updated>2025-11-23T14:31:02Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvfgf7ucgrhtx7ker9xzh9mdzee4fzmngv2gm7dss3rt63n8stksczyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cay30mn7j</id>
    
      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqsvfgf7ucgrhtx7ker9xzh9mdzee4fzmngv2gm7dss3rt63n8stksczyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cay30mn7j</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvfgf7ucgrhtx7ker9xzh9mdzee4fzmngv2gm7dss3rt63n8stksczyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cay30mn7j" />
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      Nigga Eiyuu Densetsu
    </content>
    <updated>2025-11-18T11:44:47Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrcqmshg3vd7ctvj3ds5yhuxku20rfs2z3url3y0k85324h6vxtkszyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0caykdjuc3</id>
    
      <title type="html">I&amp;#39;d pay to see the system that drifts by over 30 seconds in ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrcqmshg3vd7ctvj3ds5yhuxku20rfs2z3url3y0k85324h6vxtkszyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0caykdjuc3" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs9wh3m8zdvhtutcgyhfa3pushzhdrqll74jjf8lfjwfgu074q6xjgjc93ms&#39;&gt;nevent1q…93ms&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I&amp;#39;d pay to see the system that drifts by over 30 seconds in its lifetime
    </content>
    <updated>2025-11-14T21:33:38Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxw0nfaapgy7le3nu20y5d60zxndqpsd6llq5654axf6dv6y6rutszyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0caygukfyf</id>
    
      <title type="html">TOTP usually last 30 seconds, no?</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxw0nfaapgy7le3nu20y5d60zxndqpsd6llq5654axf6dv6y6rutszyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0caygukfyf" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsfp52lc2msls34knqtnz0aypzc4clk5t8mrpft6y8m7utdle2dlqqgmler2&#39;&gt;nevent1q…ler2&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;TOTP usually last 30 seconds, no?
    </content>
    <updated>2025-11-14T21:27:53Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsf7adussangc4w4865alu25qr9xf3amp2a8rlhej7jlhg6zvhzudqzyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cay64ruja</id>
    
      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqsf7adussangc4w4865alu25qr9xf3amp2a8rlhej7jlhg6zvhzudqzyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cay64ruja</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsf7adussangc4w4865alu25qr9xf3amp2a8rlhej7jlhg6zvhzudqzyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cay64ruja" />
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      tfw want to build a new PC but mine is still perfectly good 😔
    </content>
    <updated>2025-11-06T20:24:15Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrhxrcevujwjrzum8g6s0n08tdff7fqnzqezsvzmjdt3h3h46ajmszyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0caysxrc36</id>
    
      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqsrhxrcevujwjrzum8g6s0n08tdff7fqnzqezsvzmjdt3h3h46ajmszyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0caysxrc36</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrhxrcevujwjrzum8g6s0n08tdff7fqnzqezsvzmjdt3h3h46ajmszyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0caysxrc36" />
    <content type="html">
      China collapse tomorrow, fellow patriots
    </content>
    <updated>2025-11-02T10:06:08Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqswv7kraq23saecrsef0he45kj4cfn4xnwdpyxlp8jj7r4ynzrwrgqzyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cayn458sx</id>
    
      <title type="html">squirreljak</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqswv7kraq23saecrsef0he45kj4cfn4xnwdpyxlp8jj7r4ynzrwrgqzyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cayn458sx" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsp0avrf3fuupfqg3ka234qkpff4xcsu6vtze2yfhmtqkxzqeurejq3p5whn&#39;&gt;nevent1q…5whn&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;squirreljak
    </content>
    <updated>2025-10-30T13:00:57Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsq3rmry2amwd3zw82ap9ykc7tyn5swgjnzgsvtjdlw95ewrsxsqdgzyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cayf49ga5</id>
    
      <title type="html">I&amp;#39;m going to go out on a limb and hypothesize there&amp;#39;s a ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsq3rmry2amwd3zw82ap9ykc7tyn5swgjnzgsvtjdlw95ewrsxsqdgzyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cayf49ga5" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsqm7wdkmcnwvwr34s4nklurhjdgv9jldah829hln0awsk95qqnfgsje8a6a&#39;&gt;nevent1q…8a6a&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I&amp;#39;m going to go out on a limb and hypothesize there&amp;#39;s a strong inverse correlation between annual *wine* consumption (not beer or spirits) per capita and total suicide rate in any given country
    </content>
    <updated>2025-10-27T17:50:07Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvqt2mgq262kv8su73w9cle6mshzpt8680l0aqntaehluf9p3m5tgzyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cayra32rx</id>
    
      <title type="html">this is actually a grudge spreadsheet</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvqt2mgq262kv8su73w9cle6mshzpt8680l0aqntaehluf9p3m5tgzyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cayra32rx" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs2hzufxfh2szpr04dgv06gjxgx8gekv7svg5f57yqakqtt8j2xfns4y3krv&#39;&gt;nevent1q…3krv&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;this is actually a grudge spreadsheet
    </content>
    <updated>2025-10-26T15:07:08Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsf3dwjvfag93y39qnur8d55spn8ny0g2kyj0he7ve24wmcxj6c8fgzyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cay6yqmcf</id>
    
      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqsf3dwjvfag93y39qnur8d55spn8ny0g2kyj0he7ve24wmcxj6c8fgzyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cay6yqmcf</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsf3dwjvfag93y39qnur8d55spn8ny0g2kyj0he7ve24wmcxj6c8fgzyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cay6yqmcf" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs9vqmjklxnyn58j4thnvkgva6pnv2y485vpaltvnpgk7rud4u6nns3qp2k0&#39;&gt;nevent1q…p2k0&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://cawfee.club/media/ed/84/73/ed8473ba96945c356907c4b22a742e318be28c7011b40112f1b44f7b45e1b5f7.jpg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;
    </content>
    <updated>2025-10-23T17:43:24Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsft7y67ffcy666ppjvnajms5kmrmzx2d5p25w86u58exhvmqf655szyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cayqj4w4m</id>
    
      <title type="html">@secalinum average Arab slaver #note1xsy…7q5a</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsft7y67ffcy666ppjvnajms5kmrmzx2d5p25w86u58exhvmqf655szyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cayqj4w4m" />
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      @secalinum average Arab slaver&lt;blockquote class=&#34;border-l-05rem border-l-strongpink border-solid&#34;&gt;&lt;div class=&#34;-ml-4 bg-gradient-to-r from-gray-100 dark:from-zinc-800 to-transparent mr-0 mt-0 mb-4 pl-4 pr-2 py-2&#34;&gt;quoting &lt;br/&gt;&lt;span itemprop=&#34;mentions&#34; itemscope itemtype=&#34;https://schema.org/Article&#34;&gt;&lt;a itemprop=&#34;url&#34; href=&#34;/note1xsyh88a9h8az3ghmr6l30j74y3meqvy2sc3wdc4xqa63s5zgwfyq557q5a&#34; class=&#34;bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1&#34;&gt;note1xsy…7q5a&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;/div&gt; These naive little beings have no idea that they are destined to be sold at the marketplace&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://cawfee.club/media/2d/90/dd/2d90dd371049043ab43e859cbc91eaf15126f301faa5c2e9e3f9f5b2478b6bcf.webp&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt; &lt;/blockquote&gt;
    </content>
    <updated>2025-10-21T12:07:28Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsw7ww0n94qeucwllpry72dlyljh6z9zqffxew9q4vlrg84sndqg4szyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cayyshgq5</id>
    
      <title type="html">Michael Jackson looking ahh</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsw7ww0n94qeucwllpry72dlyljh6z9zqffxew9q4vlrg84sndqg4szyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cayyshgq5" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsgg5rk95aaygawhxfzfclgkreqvuz3kjx3fz30eyc7rwwrn4894pgr60uzc&#39;&gt;nevent1q…0uzc&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Michael Jackson looking ahh
    </content>
    <updated>2025-10-16T11:17:15Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8er7q0wsfcrknf26v54yx3anryszacjgd95kf3r58ldkkr2kzf4gzyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cay4e6y9p</id>
    
      <title type="html">I don&amp;#39;t know if it still exists even</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8er7q0wsfcrknf26v54yx3anryszacjgd95kf3r58ldkkr2kzf4gzyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cay4e6y9p" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs0tgu9fx850fmejclqdqwuzewyd0njk0zwvw3fkhlh3wkcjsddu9qqy7flu&#39;&gt;nevent1q…7flu&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I don&amp;#39;t know if it still exists even
    </content>
    <updated>2025-10-13T12:54:48Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0tgu9fx850fmejclqdqwuzewyd0njk0zwvw3fkhlh3wkcjsddu9qzyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cayhhh2ru</id>
    
      <title type="html">uuuuh pidgin?</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0tgu9fx850fmejclqdqwuzewyd0njk0zwvw3fkhlh3wkcjsddu9qzyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cayhhh2ru" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsps4vgtznpcwxqdqepqngznswd2gfjyu84aj5wpatwzjk7kfh0fss7nklw8&#39;&gt;nevent1q…klw8&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;uuuuh pidgin?
    </content>
    <updated>2025-10-13T12:53:53Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9wwljklfgsfevm73yxppgclq3gv4mr84shmrg4mxf3zjefswraxqzyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cay58xvwu</id>
    
      <title type="html">I bet this would be extremely funny if I could read</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9wwljklfgsfevm73yxppgclq3gv4mr84shmrg4mxf3zjefswraxqzyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cay58xvwu" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs8ngu3hp2r82xxqlp4rtfslk5alh4hde0f8wul665fegetdt3q0ygv9n268&#39;&gt;nevent1q…n268&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I bet this would be extremely funny if I could read
    </content>
    <updated>2025-10-11T10:35:07Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2xxd4ffc2gwzuv9yw5jlqqf0pn9ealndcp09m7nzewxvm6zfwk8szyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0caydqrlud</id>
    
      <title type="html">bro hacked the mainframe</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2xxd4ffc2gwzuv9yw5jlqqf0pn9ealndcp09m7nzewxvm6zfwk8szyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0caydqrlud" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs0cgfz66a7d5e2783jcapnjk3dyth785s2p7q3xvw267jcx85p7zqmky6k6&#39;&gt;nevent1q…y6k6&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;bro hacked the mainframe
    </content>
    <updated>2025-10-10T11:41:13Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdrtwq0tlpjf74kaef3xp79fw2j5p9k8xz3lhkqfvt2uacg54tlhszyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cay9dlems</id>
    
      <title type="html">https://froth.zone/objects/603abb5e-4ca5-4789-ab70-c141e59ada16</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdrtwq0tlpjf74kaef3xp79fw2j5p9k8xz3lhkqfvt2uacg54tlhszyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cay9dlems" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqstdq6ygzkzx087hfs64y705jnjn55ppjjv3ehj34wcld28pqtzx6s659jep&#39;&gt;nevent1q…9jep&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href=&#34;https://froth.zone/objects/603abb5e-4ca5-4789-ab70-c141e59ada16&#34;&gt;https://froth.zone/objects/603abb5e-4ca5-4789-ab70-c141e59ada16&lt;/a&gt;
    </content>
    <updated>2025-10-08T15:40:59Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsy6pchvjaxdpsz27jfxud2shatxczmd6pt3qmehxn2vql5ez48qkgzyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cay2y7sw5</id>
    
      <title type="html">dick space again?</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsy6pchvjaxdpsz27jfxud2shatxczmd6pt3qmehxn2vql5ez48qkgzyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cay2y7sw5" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs9z3u0yazvacadwudln206kfk63sv5f2449r74r7sh92z53gan35gc0xeyg&#39;&gt;nevent1q…xeyg&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;dick space again?
    </content>
    <updated>2025-10-07T19:54:52Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqspxauzha0qyzjhauncwaukglej8djxkwmsg7dk8wc870kczuzna2qzyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cay8es22d</id>
    
      <title type="html">try again? Maybe your current machine could make it run faster</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqspxauzha0qyzjhauncwaukglej8djxkwmsg7dk8wc870kczuzna2qzyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cay8es22d" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs0kn4wgx7ywq085qmpjz7kaer3pc56taylt34ha5yxwkcte77umssj3ay8h&#39;&gt;nevent1q…ay8h&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;try again? Maybe your current machine could make it run faster
    </content>
    <updated>2025-10-07T16:14:39Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqstquw0gyvfnya4tqsucc55t8qj3y3yuvw9y283jzs8vghjfmny59szyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0caya07v55</id>
    
      <title type="html">I&amp;#39;m happy for you but also we already had Thunderbird in 2005</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqstquw0gyvfnya4tqsucc55t8qj3y3yuvw9y283jzs8vghjfmny59szyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0caya07v55" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqst2tnapas3z2mary5457qcwcwlexx6dmsjs6mwdx7n4uw569rj85cpgg5hd&#39;&gt;nevent1q…g5hd&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I&amp;#39;m happy for you but also we already had Thunderbird in 2005
    </content>
    <updated>2025-10-07T16:09:04Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfjw3wnep980ds0dzju0rpgt45gs0ku7jcemt8tzn0ql5ekn0dzfczyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0caytapvk5</id>
    
      <title type="html">no, the video</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfjw3wnep980ds0dzju0rpgt45gs0ku7jcemt8tzn0ql5ekn0dzfczyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0caytapvk5" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsp6hu2na5lxgacy7rjl4eu9sw47ctr0g6ytwwyat47pfaj0kcfh9swa8wjp&#39;&gt;nevent1q…8wjp&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;no, the video
    </content>
    <updated>2025-10-02T19:39:20Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqstjug6wmqhknh3cgnnk8036amak5fh4twjjsly3ppu3y2c2uppcygzyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cayhacpn5</id>
    
      <title type="html">white nationalists not think about naggers challenge level: ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqstjug6wmqhknh3cgnnk8036amak5fh4twjjsly3ppu3y2c2uppcygzyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cayhacpn5" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsyqyrawsvnnvvuta7nkp7vjralxxwcemy9fju8tarn6a7wwea4tjchxmu8n&#39;&gt;nevent1q…mu8n&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;white nationalists not think about naggers challenge level: impossible
    </content>
    <updated>2025-10-02T19:38:00Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsffxqnya8s8xc5vzf8etgh7mrw9v4r64k0ut8efmdtga87anrwt0czyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cay9fhcmw</id>
    
      <title type="html">why</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsffxqnya8s8xc5vzf8etgh7mrw9v4r64k0ut8efmdtga87anrwt0czyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cay9fhcmw" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs0as794f509c9fdeevpvmktne9w9pg3utd0v3wtknwvq94ta6h7lcx9xnwn&#39;&gt;nevent1q…xnwn&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;why
    </content>
    <updated>2025-10-02T19:37:17Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqe8vc2gxkqau03gu7elxdywz5ymlrtyjepj9r52gyqlv3f6lacyqzyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0caymeq7ya</id>
    
      <title type="html">what did he mean by this ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqe8vc2gxkqau03gu7elxdywz5ymlrtyjepj9r52gyqlv3f6lacyqzyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0caymeq7ya" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs9a7qr40xuw877sm4r4qqv9h6txdclga54m6v57rjrwcc7phg79pgzfqnay&#39;&gt;nevent1q…qnay&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;what did he mean by this&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://cawfee.club/media/5f/69/f1/5f69f153326ffa67590db823fb989a7eb626f965fb9e4681fbde12cb4d49fdc2.png&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;
    </content>
    <updated>2025-10-02T19:13:16Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9a7qr40xuw877sm4r4qqv9h6txdclga54m6v57rjrwcc7phg79pgzyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cayzh80cf</id>
    
      <title type="html">&amp;gt;w*man &amp;gt;yaps endlessly checks out</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9a7qr40xuw877sm4r4qqv9h6txdclga54m6v57rjrwcc7phg79pgzyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cayzh80cf" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs97htwfethklq5l00fdahvskrwg3vjjt42eu6es6dfgc88l5c2mzqaflxxl&#39;&gt;nevent1q…lxxl&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;w*man&lt;br/&gt;&amp;gt;yaps endlessly&lt;br/&gt;checks out
    </content>
    <updated>2025-10-02T19:00:53Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqswp5vkn0g5cy9lnr0pdzagszwrhz9pccpzrs5nls0s6p0tzkay90szyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0caygymuc3</id>
    
      <title type="html">brow too arched</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqswp5vkn0g5cy9lnr0pdzagszwrhz9pccpzrs5nls0s6p0tzkay90szyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0caygymuc3" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsya3nzdhzczfusaq4wr3swp438m0qq5pxdganvwwp5s05p7934tzgr4u5t3&#39;&gt;nevent1q…u5t3&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;brow too arched
    </content>
    <updated>2025-09-28T00:22:40Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8lvvsqtg9xchdft7zyyuy38693zmutu0jae8yl39vgwyk2tp83vgzyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cayyxtv3a</id>
    
      <title type="html">didn&amp;#39;t you just get this thing? Is the warranty only one ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8lvvsqtg9xchdft7zyyuy38693zmutu0jae8yl39vgwyk2tp83vgzyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cayyxtv3a" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsrerzek7p8py5p8w6z0t3nqa8vjhuwl2yftee0vuq32rx4hnfmazqlyw6fg&#39;&gt;nevent1q…w6fg&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;didn&amp;#39;t you just get this thing? Is the warranty only one year?
    </content>
    <updated>2025-09-26T17:52:32Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsg56ewv0rhm85vseczpd566q55hv4tpycj0t9cy4y8hx246qvseaszyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cay6nd7da</id>
    
      <title type="html">new PC?</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsg56ewv0rhm85vseczpd566q55hv4tpycj0t9cy4y8hx246qvseaszyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cay6nd7da" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsfpm093pdfpzf0ukgr8wuuj4jlcr29jswl63m36pldhe5cj23z3ks398vuz&#39;&gt;nevent1q…8vuz&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;new PC?
    </content>
    <updated>2025-09-26T17:00:08Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgw5uejs85h4dylp3q54gxeey6t70rz6qkj7yjnuvf7amfatkhptqzyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cayu2ka88</id>
    
      <title type="html">400 of those are anime screenshots</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgw5uejs85h4dylp3q54gxeey6t70rz6qkj7yjnuvf7amfatkhptqzyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cayu2ka88" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqszmymxyhrye3tpfxx02jc2fh4tahp9zhd4vt5tnukpw3j6s06683ch76qsm&#39;&gt;nevent1q…6qsm&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;400 of those are anime screenshots
    </content>
    <updated>2025-09-26T15:24:27Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqswr3nm0vpuqdc3gsu75748s73k33jfr3wxft2fwmc0q4lvad7nrwgzyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cayaxtg8r</id>
    
      <title type="html">I&amp;#39;m pressing the play button but nothing&amp;#39;s happening</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqswr3nm0vpuqdc3gsu75748s73k33jfr3wxft2fwmc0q4lvad7nrwgzyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cayaxtg8r" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsv5vaxjqj8enrzf9ywevgkkvsflnun30prsdhpxyc85yrgfq7zl0qzs3fvx&#39;&gt;nevent1q…3fvx&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I&amp;#39;m pressing the play button but nothing&amp;#39;s happening
    </content>
    <updated>2025-09-26T12:08:24Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdw9npsfrh8nngefgp7n3xrm4lmeh0l273vzgpxu7jna6yemehd2qzyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cayfhuelm</id>
    
      <title type="html">happening database set to eventual consistency</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdw9npsfrh8nngefgp7n3xrm4lmeh0l273vzgpxu7jna6yemehd2qzyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cayfhuelm" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs86hkxze55gja2pqex3cnye7av8j2lw5g44lpnke23pqjat0e9dzsgjc76q&#39;&gt;nevent1q…c76q&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;happening database set to eventual consistency
    </content>
    <updated>2025-09-24T17:17:02Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs848yl2rms5j2raee83wktk2ffngd7d8yx6hkvha3w4yhz2ngjxtszyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0caywdrdwn</id>
    
      <title type="html">https://cawfee.club/notice/AxVMQuXi9ijqwy8IrY</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs848yl2rms5j2raee83wktk2ffngd7d8yx6hkvha3w4yhz2ngjxtszyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0caywdrdwn" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsdq3k902yk7kpa64fntn8rgwks37txq0s92zsm0tgvvcjtelxe5qs2y4969&#39;&gt;nevent1q…4969&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href=&#34;https://cawfee.club/notice/AxVMQuXi9ijqwy8IrY&#34;&gt;https://cawfee.club/notice/AxVMQuXi9ijqwy8IrY&lt;/a&gt;
    </content>
    <updated>2025-09-24T17:10:20Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrw5lrfcwh99hnes2e00fzh9rt35u4n2jg03m4kwzfj2uw9zjtn0szyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cayv2l6k3</id>
    
      <title type="html">cc @grips what does this remind you of?</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrw5lrfcwh99hnes2e00fzh9rt35u4n2jg03m4kwzfj2uw9zjtn0szyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cayv2l6k3" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs0sezhgctvqd5gemehcx5uk4t8x42vc5ctpdaaxg3cfhuce0yrw5qe54hlp&#39;&gt;nevent1q…4hlp&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;cc @grips what does this remind you of?
    </content>
    <updated>2025-09-24T17:02:06Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdfju22y77pmvfa3jeh6t52zxzr3qz22lncmjxax7h5cpd3aeeraqzyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cay7dqz5k</id>
    
      <title type="html">(he said this last year as well)</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdfju22y77pmvfa3jeh6t52zxzr3qz22lncmjxax7h5cpd3aeeraqzyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cay7dqz5k" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsz4cmdv2vnyux2qfcyp6ww8hkmn6ehmludl84acpzkpf406r3kwwg0namkf&#39;&gt;nevent1q…amkf&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;(he said this last year as well)
    </content>
    <updated>2025-09-24T14:06:57Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9vf7n4n4jsecsgcrv69zqzc0r8m9uyye2yd5uy5lvkpgddyhkp8szyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cayfqwkvc</id>
    
      <title type="html">cc @npub1lmk…85vl speaking of obscure rural food products, what ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9vf7n4n4jsecsgcrv69zqzc0r8m9uyye2yd5uy5lvkpgddyhkp8szyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cayfqwkvc" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsvwhug9e00tvssxmsgquvvaeht4vn3jlxk97ykagdyqv289rx4qlcwhh3wm&#39;&gt;nevent1q…h3wm&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;cc &lt;span itemprop=&#34;mentions&#34; itemscope itemtype=&#34;https://schema.org/Person&#34;&gt;&lt;a itemprop=&#34;url&#34; href=&#34;/npub1lmksrgs7e5w5gz53fgq38py0dw3yfjdyur2nv0vg7rspce6sr4lqqn85vl&#34; class=&#34;bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1&#34;&gt;&lt;span&gt;Flick 🇬🇧&lt;/span&gt; (&lt;span class=&#34;italic&#34;&gt;npub1lmk…85vl&lt;/span&gt;)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; speaking of obscure rural food products, what does this remind you of?
    </content>
    <updated>2025-09-12T20:39:11Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsw9snjdpz789hmqywuc6nme39tvyy7mctkpav0t00g477v6xw3vcczyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cayqs5j0q</id>
    
      <title type="html">clearly I am a cat in a shirt collar and tie</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsw9snjdpz789hmqywuc6nme39tvyy7mctkpav0t00g477v6xw3vcczyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cayqs5j0q" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs9qrlqtj4u70t6typ2gk7v6wtc586w4eruz59tpryu0gjjrtpfn3cw5q2z8&#39;&gt;nevent1q…q2z8&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;clearly I am a cat in a shirt collar and tie
    </content>
    <updated>2025-09-12T20:20:17Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqszuqljpekjdvpnwdzw3aq73rtl40krfn2n2wcr47klpfyg4f0s49qzyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cay9ead37</id>
    
      <title type="html">yes actually</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqszuqljpekjdvpnwdzw3aq73rtl40krfn2n2wcr47klpfyg4f0s49qzyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cay9ead37" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsg3we7enyvtdu6r3yks83v3qxtcm7jjvm9j7kujhlh8h6scuwfsusj6t822&#39;&gt;nevent1q…t822&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;yes actually
    </content>
    <updated>2025-09-12T20:15:18Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfflfwmmcf5t86nwreurvyjxljm6v5vlquhzr08uklnjd4xycq9fszyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0caypt6qha</id>
    
      <title type="html">I can&amp;#39;t read a lick of this but I&amp;#39;ll have you know I make ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfflfwmmcf5t86nwreurvyjxljm6v5vlquhzr08uklnjd4xycq9fszyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0caypt6qha" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs2txgkdgj24psf7ecs299w7xd74qfnd690cajv0l484ulvlengzkc8ckk5u&#39;&gt;nevent1q…kk5u&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I can&amp;#39;t read a lick of this but I&amp;#39;ll have you know I make sure to spell out every single semicolon in my speech
    </content>
    <updated>2025-09-12T20:09:35Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqst47jk63mf4xu7msyqaq42fqm0mqwmcswp44dx69rx3w6prqqwwvszyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0caysw7y7t</id>
    
      <title type="html">?</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqst47jk63mf4xu7msyqaq42fqm0mqwmcswp44dx69rx3w6prqqwwvszyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0caysw7y7t" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqstkr4h8apusmvpsfcljv7e6y0rzsa9nx64cmlf8xg9vu7qtcluxwgwwdq26&#39;&gt;nevent1q…dq26&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;?
    </content>
    <updated>2025-09-09T03:15:02Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqswuff20cs7nmrrkc5ak66yytd64c67g7s66xyd3l7xwe8894skweczyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cayh8ru6f</id>
    
      <title type="html">time to post this again ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqswuff20cs7nmrrkc5ak66yytd64c67g7s66xyd3l7xwe8894skweczyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cayh8ru6f" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsprjteq7flqrt8f8tpf5js5dxwmt9sfxyfmztafsw56m5n8mfjsnca7u4a8&#39;&gt;nevent1q…u4a8&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;time to post this again&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://cawfee.club/media/03/e4/92/03e492e0c62014af082f5b2beee23a4cfc34f830626e37da0db3cec5d027a40d.jpg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;
    </content>
    <updated>2025-09-08T18:00:29Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfdsn8ty86aqrpv0fq7nadpd70kcc7tlct28lhp4v0nd5xg06hlvszyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cayk7630p</id>
    
      <title type="html">happened to me as well some time back, I just had to try again ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfdsn8ty86aqrpv0fq7nadpd70kcc7tlct28lhp4v0nd5xg06hlvszyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cayk7630p" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs0k08fu2jye2364l29euw72kvaerzd5d6g2h3drlat24s0yc6zqvc5x4n6u&#39;&gt;nevent1q…4n6u&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;happened to me as well some time back, I just had to try again later
    </content>
    <updated>2025-09-06T09:19:31Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxh6nere6l0dr60rkww2j6ft0uf5uxwy0k0usrg7gjcauw96ejhuszyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cay8p5dw0</id>
    
      <title type="html">I don&amp;#39;t know whether the customer or my company&amp;#39;s office ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxh6nere6l0dr60rkww2j6ft0uf5uxwy0k0usrg7gjcauw96ejhuszyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cay8p5dw0" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs0g442sesnkzqzw8s2zuyzfslyartrmtvmk8nlltd348dufl8dpjsn8xepn&#39;&gt;nevent1q…xepn&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I don&amp;#39;t know whether the customer or my company&amp;#39;s office were at fault, but this week I narrowly managed to avoid having to wait a day and a half for a load
    </content>
    <updated>2025-09-05T20:17:01Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsq2nh8axeehjwcpf45hzcen7hu3h6exvkxtelcfjw3s3g6x2zanvczyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cayn44lmu</id>
    
      <title type="html">and how would you know?</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsq2nh8axeehjwcpf45hzcen7hu3h6exvkxtelcfjw3s3g6x2zanvczyrnqkyqjnwy62xalf90g8rutzws08jh04u6h2wxs2sjg8l0jn0cayn44lmu" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs8z7ls72v3ezjekfmqgg6t2xqgmr32tj2ue6qnu8j608kyy64psqcgj6mrs&#39;&gt;nevent1q…6mrs&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;and how would you know?
    </content>
    <updated>2025-09-03T21:11:38Z</updated>
  </entry>

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