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  <title>Nostr notes by Mark Asser</title>
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    <name>Mark Asser</name>
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      <title type="html">This bus driver reminds me of my first driving lesson, and of why ...</title>
    
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs0jwcnsedwmlvtgjtywnqanr36fdxk0yadvj35w32vpw5vmd3kt3qeyxcjg&#39;&gt;nevent1q…xcjg&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;This bus driver reminds me of my first driving lesson, and of why I decided to do my bit for the common good by not having a second.
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    <updated>2026-08-21T23:39:43Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">I&amp;#39;m leaving the house to go into town far too early because ...</title>
    
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      I&amp;#39;m leaving the house to go into town far too early because if I stay here I&amp;#39;ll just fall asleep. I&amp;#39;m not feeling great but I can get the necessary pills in town. The goal is to get through lunch somehow. The company will be excellent, the food will be good, but my corporeal form is being a complete bitch this morning. Hate it when that happens.
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    <updated>2026-08-21T23:23:31Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">There&amp;#39;s a chain of for-profit childcare centres here with the ...</title>
    
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      There&amp;#39;s a chain of for-profit childcare centres here with the pukeworthy name &amp;#34;Precious Cargo&amp;#34;, and earlier this morning I saw a big truck emblazoned with &amp;#34;Precious Cargo Removals&amp;#34; so now there&amp;#39;s a gothic dystopia that needs writing.
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    <updated>2026-05-14T23:58:08Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Some good news for people of taste and discernment. ...</title>
    
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      Some good news for people of taste and discernment.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href=&#34;https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2026/may/13/trump-tower-australia-gold-coast-scrapped-ntwnfb&#34;&gt;https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2026/may/13/trump-tower-australia-gold-coast-scrapped-ntwnfb&lt;/a&gt;
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    <updated>2026-05-13T08:33:41Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">They&amp;#39;d be totally cold by now.</title>
    
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsrqsst5htku3f7y2knx7eeanhqs40fz39s3jlj5vgaaetjulu0c4qz65y32&#39;&gt;nevent1q…5y32&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;They&amp;#39;d be totally cold by now.
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    <updated>2026-05-12T21:04:11Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Heading home after not discussing politics at all. A bit of a ...</title>
    
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      Heading home after not discussing politics at all. A bit of a relief to be honest. There were other issues that needed to be aired instead. Also gardening chat, and I met some chickens. I am very tired now and my voice is threadbare so clearly I&amp;#39;m not quite as recovered from [redacted] as I&amp;#39;d thought. Tomorrow I&amp;#39;ll do nothing.
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    <updated>2026-05-12T03:47:04Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Then it must be the barristers who are in trouble.</title>
    
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsgyrm7kpt8p5luqr2c2mewttpt8467jze7un50v7tlvf7fwrgu92c6d5psk&#39;&gt;nevent1q…5psk&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Then it must be the barristers who are in trouble.
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    <updated>2026-05-11T22:07:40Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9kkjq93lnv2809lz3zg3yszj6sp7cyqu7tyqsgk7zj8fzr3zalrqzyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822u5xdcmg</id>
    
      <title type="html">I reckon it&amp;#39;ll fall on the boundary of Good and Meh. You ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9kkjq93lnv2809lz3zg3yszj6sp7cyqu7tyqsgk7zj8fzr3zalrqzyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822u5xdcmg" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsrgdqr74h2enqhad6f4wn6nezyjtrwjhylsu6mjsafvazhyk8cf8qnuswpv&#39;&gt;nevent1q…swpv&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I reckon it&amp;#39;ll fall on the boundary of Good and Meh. You know, not Tony Abbott levels of bad, but could be better. That&amp;#39;s usually how these things go.
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    <updated>2026-05-11T21:47:42Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Progress.</title>
    
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs8gfgfdzp5eh7au3wr7avjp4smg0zeaz8kr4836hmkfz69672k9nc07z83h&#39;&gt;nevent1q…z83h&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Progress.
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    <updated>2026-05-05T11:57:02Z</updated>
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    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqstmrakaxfx25l435rn5r04p34mllzd0p68wc3h8zp24zn346vu2dgzyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822uvdmcut</id>
    
      <title type="html">I should be trying to sleep but I&amp;#39;ll stay online until ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqstmrakaxfx25l435rn5r04p34mllzd0p68wc3h8zp24zn346vu2dgzyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822uvdmcut" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsqqgurzt4whtq80qy0ef470ufx6u2nk4wuytx9q37qycr8xrsw3wcy0kcxr&#39;&gt;nevent1q…kcxr&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I should be trying to sleep but I&amp;#39;ll stay online until there&amp;#39;s some clarity about What Is Going On.
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    <updated>2026-05-05T11:09:53Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">I&amp;#39;m hoping they&amp;#39;re just lonely.</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqqgurzt4whtq80qy0ef470ufx6u2nk4wuytx9q37qycr8xrsw3wczyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822ueptzzu" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs222kwcqz2jra0jpcndegve5tk6q07p623ec9j7fjyl2083dgvftqex4nj5&#39;&gt;nevent1q…4nj5&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I&amp;#39;m hoping they&amp;#39;re just lonely.
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    <updated>2026-05-05T10:46:45Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Important bandicoot news. ...</title>
    
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      Important bandicoot news.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href=&#34;https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-04-17/bandicoots-bouncing-back-in-brown-hill-creek-along-superhighway/106572148&#34;&gt;https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-04-17/bandicoots-bouncing-back-in-brown-hill-creek-along-superhighway/106572148&lt;/a&gt;
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    <updated>2026-04-17T02:48:24Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">I&amp;#39;m going to have another day or two without news sites, for ...</title>
    
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      I&amp;#39;m going to have another day or two without news sites, for #auspol reasons. The Libs are reviving some of the policies that worked so well for them at the last federal election.
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    <updated>2026-04-13T21:55:01Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Redefining the borders of vulgarity.</title>
    
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    <updated>2026-04-11T10:44:31Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Gearing up for a big night in front of the telly watching ...</title>
    
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      Gearing up for a big night in front of the telly watching election results. Starting things off with ibuprofen.
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    <updated>2026-03-21T06:15:08Z</updated>
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      Ah, fuck.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href=&#34;https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-02-19/sa-secures-motogp-world-first-street-circuit-announced/106361722&#34;&gt;https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-02-19/sa-secures-motogp-world-first-street-circuit-announced/106361722&lt;/a&gt;
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    <updated>2026-02-19T01:38:25Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Young woman applying liquid foundation on a moving bus.</title>
    
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsda03sk6jj0tv4y3fn3y742t7yckn7t6q2dpt6sgvx58r7y00yjhc0drlah&#39;&gt;nevent1q…rlah&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Young woman applying liquid foundation on a moving bus.
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    <updated>2026-02-10T22:44:58Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Once again there&amp;#39;s a Jehovah&amp;#39;s Witless recruiting stall ...</title>
    
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsv4ws6fhksz5jprj23cp47usphac8mn5kueks4v6ntmntmmd88wcq97t0nf&#39;&gt;nevent1q…t0nf&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Once again there&amp;#39;s a Jehovah&amp;#39;s Witless recruiting stall at Paradise. Job done, surely.
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    <updated>2026-02-10T21:46:18Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">On my way to collect my new, unsmudgy, reading glasses. Literally ...</title>
    
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      On my way to collect my new, unsmudgy, reading glasses. Literally the highlight of the week. I&amp;#39;m old enough to hope that there are no additional unanticipated highlights.
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    <updated>2026-02-10T21:35:38Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">I have an email from SA Water, containing apologies and a promise ...</title>
    
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      I have an email from SA Water, containing apologies and a promise to keep me informed on what the hell they&amp;#39;re doing around here. It&amp;#39;s a start. Now I need to frame a response asking for more information on what the actual problem is, and also why the fuck they didn&amp;#39;t supply emergency water casks during a four-hour water cut in Summer.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;These discussions could go back and forth for a while. I have time for it, and a stock of irritation to keep me going.
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    <updated>2026-02-05T21:59:50Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrtfwj6jx36qsxygajw6fx9dl4m5d6tnd4j66v4jfl9c2p9vtnd9czyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822u2wgx5p</id>
    
      <title type="html">The omens have been piling up all day. Some of the internal doors ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrtfwj6jx36qsxygajw6fx9dl4m5d6tnd4j66v4jfl9c2p9vtnd9czyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822u2wgx5p" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqswzkp7e8wfaqqznf8p2k37d83xsn5d9xfktfxexhkrrxmkedhlzcgvpkfzd&#39;&gt;nevent1q…kfzd&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;The omens have been piling up all day. Some of the internal doors have stopped latching properly, there&amp;#39;s a rat in the back garden, the green waste hasn&amp;#39;t been collected (again), I closed the bathroom window and accidentally killed a huntsman that had decided to hide in the frame, the list goes on.
    </content>
    <updated>2026-02-02T10:06:29Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyq4055xhtpjt8u4m4kgfc36fwkupg46wzygdejfr4w7mhnf88juqzyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822u3ss7ca</id>
    
      <title type="html">Actually, Friday&amp;#39;s looking better than Thursday for grocery ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyq4055xhtpjt8u4m4kgfc36fwkupg46wzygdejfr4w7mhnf88juqzyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822u3ss7ca" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs89cu4n2nh29pvzvulhetc3xzkykqlkhd9hg6y75zz6lrjdsxtdyspxaj99&#39;&gt;nevent1q…aj99&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Actually, Friday&amp;#39;s looking better than Thursday for grocery shopping. A mere 36°C rather than 41°C.
    </content>
    <updated>2026-01-05T09:31:10Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs89cu4n2nh29pvzvulhetc3xzkykqlkhd9hg6y75zz6lrjdsxtdyszyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822uempyzv</id>
    
      <title type="html">Looked at the weather forecast. I&amp;#39;d better go for a walk ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs89cu4n2nh29pvzvulhetc3xzkykqlkhd9hg6y75zz6lrjdsxtdyszyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822uempyzv" />
    <content type="html">
      Looked at the weather forecast. I&amp;#39;d better go for a walk tomorrow morning so that afterwards I can stay inside without even the slightest regret until Thursday.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Also quite glad to hear that Mum&amp;#39;s aircon has now been serviced and is working properly.
    </content>
    <updated>2026-01-05T09:27:09Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsppmntpf97pfclqpx2d9q2j34wmpa3azhqmhwhnfzseg9dj8jkv0szyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822ur9lhse</id>
    
      <title type="html">Sorely tempted to have another bit of time offline, but at this ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsppmntpf97pfclqpx2d9q2j34wmpa3azhqmhwhnfzseg9dj8jkv0szyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822ur9lhse" />
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      Sorely tempted to have another bit of time offline, but at this point I think it could be a bit silly of me to isolate myself completely from knowledge of whatever the fuck is going on.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;This is the most fucked I can remember seeing the world. I&amp;#39;m 55.
    </content>
    <updated>2026-01-03T10:07:52Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqswzway9mqghyyl39nsd84pm5q97f3vvvspx2k3jusqf37u0guekuszyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822u2afwvl</id>
    
      <title type="html">The horror, the horror. I have neither muffins nor crumpets. ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqswzway9mqghyyl39nsd84pm5q97f3vvvspx2k3jusqf37u0guekuszyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822u2afwvl" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs9m960qnxm6fghcykxjx9mp0atdu0tl70ja7e4rcd2fe2h7hngg2gf0aaeq&#39;&gt;nevent1q…aaeq&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;The horror, the horror. I have neither muffins nor crumpets. Nevertheless, I will not be going to the shops today, that would interfere with my idleness.
    </content>
    <updated>2026-01-02T22:15:28Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9m960qnxm6fghcykxjx9mp0atdu0tl70ja7e4rcd2fe2h7hngg2gzyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822uwenx3x</id>
    
      <title type="html">I have a long list of things not to do today. Do take some time ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9m960qnxm6fghcykxjx9mp0atdu0tl70ja7e4rcd2fe2h7hngg2gzyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822uwenx3x" />
    <content type="html">
      I have a long list of things not to do today. Do take some time out of your day for not doing things, maybe even all day, it&amp;#39;s the best way to be.
    </content>
    <updated>2026-01-02T21:13:44Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqszwjd7y5f9flsz7cps3rzhv7k4dfenkgjefz2c3064u39lg8agzgczyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822uze38ws</id>
    
      <title type="html">Packidge. At last!</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqszwjd7y5f9flsz7cps3rzhv7k4dfenkgjefz2c3064u39lg8agzgczyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822uze38ws" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqstt4dq7lspxzdvrqy3mklf50w7ccnrcc3s5g0zkec5ajpdcg85p4cm3z0yc&#39;&gt;nevent1q…z0yc&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Packidge. At last!
    </content>
    <updated>2026-01-02T03:20:43Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqstt4dq7lspxzdvrqy3mklf50w7ccnrcc3s5g0zkec5ajpdcg85p4czyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822urhtn65</id>
    
      <title type="html">Packidge is said to be &amp;#34;onboard for delivery&amp;#34; which is ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqstt4dq7lspxzdvrqy3mklf50w7ccnrcc3s5g0zkec5ajpdcg85p4czyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822urhtn65" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqszuln692uvc0x0jner2y53zk2pq9h4afmwplmn470h2wjt6f7x0mgsw75c9&#39;&gt;nevent1q…75c9&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Packidge is said to be &amp;#34;onboard for delivery&amp;#34; which is promising but not certain. What if the driver gets lost on the arrow-straight road from the depot to the top of my street? It has happened before.
    </content>
    <updated>2026-01-02T00:08:16Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgetlpzdgmcewwy938uzydnd4z5p32955nt0x8f0frz3cw9c22t8szyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822uly577x</id>
    
      <title type="html">I&amp;#39;ll have to ask a soothsayer about that. On the bright side, ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgetlpzdgmcewwy938uzydnd4z5p32955nt0x8f0frz3cw9c22t8szyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822uly577x" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs2kjwa4pc7xenr7p7wfnpwdtkuewkjk6lnxp2jurkrhyena73rewsqt8f7m&#39;&gt;nevent1q…8f7m&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I&amp;#39;ll have to ask a soothsayer about that. On the bright side, it&amp;#39;s a domestic packidge so they&amp;#39;ll tell me if it&amp;#39;s nearly here and I can lie in wait. They won&amp;#39;t track overseas packidges, even the ones with teacking numbers, and deny having been kicked in the head by a horse when asked.
    </content>
    <updated>2026-01-01T21:23:01Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqszuln692uvc0x0jner2y53zk2pq9h4afmwplmn470h2wjt6f7x0mgzyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822utug5u8</id>
    
      <title type="html">Packidge has left the local sorting facility and is in transit to ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqszuln692uvc0x0jner2y53zk2pq9h4afmwplmn470h2wjt6f7x0mgzyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822utug5u8" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsfxqdwh4wgz29fgrxpkhlmvqt5ww0tzqm3glspmm9ymqclfuqz0hqtx2wjt&#39;&gt;nevent1q…2wjt&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Packidge has left the local sorting facility and is in transit to another sorting facility. Australia Post moves in mysterious ways.
    </content>
    <updated>2026-01-01T20:52:05Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfxqdwh4wgz29fgrxpkhlmvqt5ww0tzqm3glspmm9ymqclfuqz0hqzyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822usdk6c4</id>
    
      <title type="html">I am expecting a Packidge. It&amp;#39;s at the local sorting ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfxqdwh4wgz29fgrxpkhlmvqt5ww0tzqm3glspmm9ymqclfuqz0hqzyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822usdk6c4" />
    <content type="html">
      I am expecting a Packidge. It&amp;#39;s at the local sorting facility. Will it come today? Dare I dream?
    </content>
    <updated>2026-01-01T19:57:33Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqswuerq9k04ewkcs3c0g8w3mka9p3yhpkh8nyh4egqcnpjmgj66ekczyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822u00j4rf</id>
    
      <title type="html">I&amp;#39;ve revised the menu so there&amp;#39;s less effort required. ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqswuerq9k04ewkcs3c0g8w3mka9p3yhpkh8nyh4egqcnpjmgj66ekczyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822u00j4rf" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsfqv7p2lv67d7zqtcflgtufds8y3vya9jvtylv2ed6sv9f366tzwc6ahukn&#39;&gt;nevent1q…hukn&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I&amp;#39;ve revised the menu so there&amp;#39;s less effort required. Less movement. No prolonged bouts of standing at the stove. They&amp;#39;ll come, they&amp;#39;ll feed, they&amp;#39;ll go.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-31T23:49:14Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqswklw4aa6uzfm2c292qkeg9l35jaqf3szg7uvt9u8yp5hklscfx5czyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822upk3kpk</id>
    
      <title type="html">Saw a poster for a Fringe show - &amp;#34;Dial M for Mushrooms&amp;#34; - ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqswklw4aa6uzfm2c292qkeg9l35jaqf3szg7uvt9u8yp5hklscfx5czyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822upk3kpk" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsq8kerlhlr6glsqwryqm6cqyq425dh5nqgj8f2gdtxe9k3m279h5cq3fkpr&#39;&gt;nevent1q…fkpr&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Saw a poster for a Fringe show - &amp;#34;Dial M for Mushrooms&amp;#34; - beardy lads staring in horror at a beef/pastry dish.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-28T22:14:43Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsq8kerlhlr6glsqwryqm6cqyq425dh5nqgj8f2gdtxe9k3m279h5czyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822u4dsdlh</id>
    
      <title type="html">On bus 5 now. Likely to have 20 minutes waiting at Paradise. ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsq8kerlhlr6glsqwryqm6cqyq425dh5nqgj8f2gdtxe9k3m279h5czyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822u4dsdlh" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsz9eqxls5p7kumctle02a2ap9vq0xqp6p52urpu4f9qpnj2c7a3ys6tamz2&#39;&gt;nevent1q…amz2&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;On bus 5 now. Likely to have 20 minutes waiting at Paradise. Never mind, the rest has worked neatly.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-28T22:13:14Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsz9eqxls5p7kumctle02a2ap9vq0xqp6p52urpu4f9qpnj2c7a3yszyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822uphj0vw</id>
    
      <title type="html">Current temperature 26°C.</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsz9eqxls5p7kumctle02a2ap9vq0xqp6p52urpu4f9qpnj2c7a3yszyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822uphj0vw" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsd9h255xdezldpdm8s4hs2yu5u7pla3y88yfk9at90efert05x56ggxqhww&#39;&gt;nevent1q…qhww&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Current temperature 26°C.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-28T21:29:09Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsd9h255xdezldpdm8s4hs2yu5u7pla3y88yfk9at90efert05x56gzyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822usyrjwt</id>
    
      <title type="html">The Good Shop has been raided. Now waiting for bus 4. Almost 8am.</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsd9h255xdezldpdm8s4hs2yu5u7pla3y88yfk9at90efert05x56gzyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822usyrjwt" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsqzestuzturcr5zwn7dumnuue3dzy7duzsjqqyze5j8cx0xn587eg98ty2m&#39;&gt;nevent1q…ty2m&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;The Good Shop has been raided. Now waiting for bus 4. Almost 8am.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-28T21:27:06Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqzestuzturcr5zwn7dumnuue3dzy7duzsjqqyze5j8cx0xn587egzyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822uaenjzk</id>
    
      <title type="html">The very first bus of the day on the stupid arse-end-of-the-year ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqzestuzturcr5zwn7dumnuue3dzy7duzsjqqyze5j8cx0xn587egzyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822uaenjzk" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs9djwrj5td8vfsefa20cm3uz6qxylg95jfkf5q8mtmpu43ytv8shqysxuem&#39;&gt;nevent1q…xuem&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;The very first bus of the day on the stupid arse-end-of-the-year timetable is running seven minutes late and getting slower according to the app thingy. A good start.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-28T20:10:28Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9djwrj5td8vfsefa20cm3uz6qxylg95jfkf5q8mtmpu43ytv8shqzyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822ufrf9h0</id>
    
      <title type="html">I&amp;#39;ve had a terrible idea. Go to The Good Shop for veg and ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9djwrj5td8vfsefa20cm3uz6qxylg95jfkf5q8mtmpu43ytv8shqzyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822ufrf9h0" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsrwya6p4j0kwfv769hekc5kfww3wewmk24pd262f9jmef77qvagug3uhlf3&#39;&gt;nevent1q…hlf3&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I&amp;#39;ve had a terrible idea. Go to The Good Shop for veg and random household chemicals, then go to the market which isn&amp;#39;t fully open today but the good butcher is. I&amp;#39;ll end up catching six buses,, but won&amp;#39;t have to go out tomorrow unless I really want to.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;(Also looking forward to a supermarket returning to the market area. Next year, apparently.)
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-28T20:07:46Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrwya6p4j0kwfv769hekc5kfww3wewmk24pd262f9jmef77qvagugzyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822u3xu8d0</id>
    
      <title type="html">The bins have been put out. Found a small gecko under one of ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrwya6p4j0kwfv769hekc5kfww3wewmk24pd262f9jmef77qvagugzyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822u3xu8d0" />
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      The bins have been put out. Found a small gecko under one of them, so he&amp;#39;s also put out in a different way. Shortly, I shall put myself out. It&amp;#39;s VegQuest! The apathy is tangible.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-28T19:51:53Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsddss5mxktky390n76jld9pq8satnuavah4yarrrtr74rtds0cktqzyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822u4jpcn3</id>
    
      <title type="html">Making up for her childhood.</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsddss5mxktky390n76jld9pq8satnuavah4yarrrtr74rtds0cktqzyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822u4jpcn3" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsf2emzpcze0vuz5lw4mywjr730dm36d75sk8ypgvej570dxlls39q07s88v&#39;&gt;nevent1q…s88v&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Making up for her childhood.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-26T21:48:03Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvkq88t73m9e0fnsydwjq3u2nmu8lja5zz4jagqyw6tcuq4uvfpzgzyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822u8gt9uq</id>
    
      <title type="html">Yeah. Telly, K-pop, FC Barcelona..</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvkq88t73m9e0fnsydwjq3u2nmu8lja5zz4jagqyw6tcuq4uvfpzgzyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822u8gt9uq" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs00jjqtcyp4md32krxvj8s98cknmp5u3a5lexat8n6cvwjwys298g856qur&#39;&gt;nevent1q…6qur&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Yeah. Telly, K-pop, FC Barcelona..
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-26T21:43:06Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqs2we2ssqwhwt8e2q53xzx29d672vtwu876wcmjlpwawl4fs9hlgzyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822ujaa2dh</id>
    
      <title type="html">Memory-based nightmares are the worst. Sifting through them to ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqs2we2ssqwhwt8e2q53xzx29d672vtwu876wcmjlpwawl4fs9hlgzyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822ujaa2dh" />
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      Memory-based nightmares are the worst. Sifting through them to identify the nuggets of reality, before I can dismiss the rest. So I&amp;#39;ve earned a distracting treat this morning involving a bookshop. Also the search for a birthday card for an 83-year-old who&amp;#39;s more like an eternal teenager in some ways.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-26T20:05:32Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0esr9gferdmsv6a8gwykpsxf6lk5wv3kz0t66nynncxx5khtg0aszyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822u690g8c</id>
    
      <title type="html">Same, without cricket.</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0esr9gferdmsv6a8gwykpsxf6lk5wv3kz0t66nynncxx5khtg0aszyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822u690g8c" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs0pls4humcyv9nt0fpn6sya6g53qsc2uzsqsdp8e2f4ge22h04q4cnhj4xm&#39;&gt;nevent1q…j4xm&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Same, without cricket.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-25T21:27:03Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqst4w9la6xvz2gsw2y9rpn6x3ykr6wsd3pcga055kpwcluze8ypazczyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822uc4hssf</id>
    
      <title type="html">Mum will be 83.</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqst4w9la6xvz2gsw2y9rpn6x3ykr6wsd3pcga055kpwcluze8ypazczyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822uc4hssf" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsyq5xvdv6n3g2xyyd7x280spajzsmzsnqh893qj43r8ycpgxf9ptqxj5axv&#39;&gt;nevent1q…5axv&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Mum will be 83.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-25T07:01:36Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs87tl4e9ttq03xe2x52szlllfdxd9mtxq5n8uy37l95cf253253yszyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822utvy02u</id>
    
      <title type="html">3:45pm. People have been and gone, thoroughly fed. I can now do ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs87tl4e9ttq03xe2x52szlllfdxd9mtxq5n8uy37l95cf253253yszyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822utvy02u" />
    <content type="html">
      3:45pm. People have been and gone, thoroughly fed. I can now do nothing whatsoever in whatever manner I choose. I can also start planning the menu for Mum&amp;#39;s birthday next Thursday. Essentially it&amp;#39;ll be a repeat of today with different food.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-25T05:19:55Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxxp02ds77zx2dfcrcvw9rnatdzehqa4u8erg7v48t7w27prcef4szyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822ua3m2wn</id>
    
      <title type="html">Oh, that&amp;#39;s easy. Someone in a &amp;#34;service&amp;#34; role must be ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxxp02ds77zx2dfcrcvw9rnatdzehqa4u8erg7v48t7w27prcef4szyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822ua3m2wn" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqspugm922p95dfursk6qgcw6sq9rrpaqtse45m6gh0x25gca3thsgs3ky7gu&#39;&gt;nevent1q…y7gu&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Oh, that&amp;#39;s easy. Someone in a &amp;#34;service&amp;#34; role must be on call 24/7.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-24T06:54:57Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs922qsywj0g9zhammteshujrzzwtd68nqag7n57h9vm03uet0pt6qzyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822usw8sxr</id>
    
      <title type="html">Does the NGA shop still sell the &amp;#34;Blue Poles&amp;#34; jigsaw? I ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs922qsywj0g9zhammteshujrzzwtd68nqag7n57h9vm03uet0pt6qzyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822usw8sxr" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsvaxqrzm2wyeag7ucte4jggrel2c692dwg7m7emfmzslex3l3248seq2845&#39;&gt;nevent1q…2845&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Does the NGA shop still sell the &amp;#34;Blue Poles&amp;#34; jigsaw? I never got around to buying it... &lt;span itemprop=&#34;mentions&#34; itemscope itemtype=&#34;https://schema.org/Person&#34;&gt;&lt;a itemprop=&#34;url&#34; href=&#34;/npub1m5mm9vr3jq8v5wf44etpq90kkuu9vy2h6q93e3hhg5wvte4jz7aqsa07y0&#34; class=&#34;bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1&#34;&gt;&lt;span&gt;Ham on Wry&lt;/span&gt; (&lt;span class=&#34;italic&#34;&gt;npub1m5m…07y0&lt;/span&gt;)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-24T03:33:22Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxyc0963vg76gqly00vt8lpk9jkjwv4a7kklkd5825q2wkgq2xtaczyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822umghqcu</id>
    
      <title type="html">Rang a dedicated phone service to talk absolute filth. (The ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxyc0963vg76gqly00vt8lpk9jkjwv4a7kklkd5825q2wkgq2xtaczyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822umghqcu" />
    <content type="html">
      Rang a dedicated phone service to talk absolute filth. (The Council&amp;#39;s rubbish contractors. They didn&amp;#39;t pick up my green waste yesterday, and I don&amp;#39;t need that hanging around in Summer.)
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-22T22:04:00Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0d20s7380frhy0ckaxstyehevet0txc6eakhgn5dnaecg80v4xlgzyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822u9g5mx3</id>
    
      <title type="html">In #Adelaide the lobster people have invaded. Or is it just ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0d20s7380frhy0ckaxstyehevet0txc6eakhgn5dnaecg80v4xlgzyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822u9g5mx3" />
    <content type="html">
      In #Adelaide the lobster people have invaded. Or is it just English cricket fans? Easy mistake to make. Seriously lads, use sunblock, wear hats, and stay in the shade whenever you can.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-18T22:34:14Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqszmujqs2aaczr58wp24ccfzzmn5plenwcyng0wmeqwqpajdcsl4wszyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822u8s7nwk</id>
    
      <title type="html">Temperature&amp;#39;s just dropped to 40.8°C, so that&amp;#39;s nice if ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqszmujqs2aaczr58wp24ccfzzmn5plenwcyng0wmeqwqpajdcsl4wszyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822u8s7nwk" />
    <content type="html">
      Temperature&amp;#39;s just dropped to 40.8°C, so that&amp;#39;s nice if you like that sort of thing.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-18T06:51:43Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqspu5r4ergpy7qvqffml83aavhzmxyxesmjavmks9qmmssy3e8hw9gzyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822uqtzf6h</id>
    
      <title type="html">The early morning nutters are probably career-minded corporate ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqspu5r4ergpy7qvqffml83aavhzmxyxesmjavmks9qmmssy3e8hw9gzyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822uqtzf6h" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsdhk6rdy7zc43m0wed0mndjj6fhdxu88w9p3hfcpa8yt889pr37jctgryeg&#39;&gt;nevent1q…ryeg&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;The early morning nutters are probably career-minded corporate drones. Yuck.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-17T20:30:31Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdz090v7us8cuk9txuevukf6rj67xd3v9eh854q64kqa3wwm7re0gzyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822uu635xa</id>
    
      <title type="html">Tomorrow&amp;#39;s plan: Get up at first light, open the house up ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdz090v7us8cuk9txuevukf6rj67xd3v9eh854q64kqa3wwm7re0gzyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822uu635xa" />
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      Tomorrow&amp;#39;s plan: Get up at first light, open the house up while it&amp;#39;s still under 25°C, water the garden. Retreat inside, close the house, shutter the windows, and consume sandwiches as the temperature rises into the 40s. Move as little as possible (that bit&amp;#39;s like any other day).
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-17T10:10:14Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrclvuk2mmrv3f632ma5424lccl3sncfc8muclma95p2nj74c4tmqzyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822upj8afx</id>
    
      <title type="html">I shudder at the thought of commercial network coverage, and ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrclvuk2mmrv3f632ma5424lccl3sncfc8muclma95p2nj74c4tmqzyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822upj8afx" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsqpfl0tt5qkks2qanakdq45zc7260fgrs3vfnsyp3tpmavn7p9asc5g2pjq&#39;&gt;nevent1q…2pjq&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I shudder at the thought of commercial network coverage, and certainly won&amp;#39;t be having a look...
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-16T09:17:57Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsw660d4v03c2r74jnep9ugst0sh2e4cc4vmfwqjh8g5w7vqegfyzqzyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822ugjh9xp</id>
    
      <title type="html">Trying to watch some unchallenging telly, but there&amp;#39;s a ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsw660d4v03c2r74jnep9ugst0sh2e4cc4vmfwqjh8g5w7vqegfyzqzyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822ugjh9xp" />
    <content type="html">
      Trying to watch some unchallenging telly, but there&amp;#39;s a ticker suggesting changing to the ABC News channel for the latest news on the events in Bondi. Fuck entirely off.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-16T05:24:33Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqspefkq8cy800ww4gsfwwf0ar2m86dgy2ecq5egq5rjz947r6yj8lqzyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822umn22v2</id>
    
      <title type="html">Most of them, yes. The more robust ones are for tomorrow, or ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqspefkq8cy800ww4gsfwwf0ar2m86dgy2ecq5egq5rjz947r6yj8lqzyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822umn22v2" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsy0sh7xulf4a9zxda3wxuldr8wzpj390wq9ev8v5r9vcqkqt8r5vc4vnyl2&#39;&gt;nevent1q…nyl2&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Most of them, yes. The more robust ones are for tomorrow, or maybe Thursday. Today it&amp;#39;s leftovers.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-16T00:05:21Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqspp9wyn2r3nqtlzecek63cs2wrd00hczrrjdrvne0vvw5ttjtql6szyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822uupq97f</id>
    
      <title type="html">Very tired today. Very, very tired. It&amp;#39;s almost like I ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqspp9wyn2r3nqtlzecek63cs2wrd00hczrrjdrvne0vvw5ttjtql6szyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822uupq97f" />
    <content type="html">
      Very tired today. Very, very tired. It&amp;#39;s almost like I didn&amp;#39;t sleep at all...&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Another day of avoiding the news has commenced.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-15T22:43:01Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs004n3z7a2xv0d9ckxa9flan8ffq03j3lady45lggn9nsmdlzev4gzyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822u9jggjm</id>
    
      <title type="html">Typical, the way Netanyahu jumps in with his bullshit faster than ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs004n3z7a2xv0d9ckxa9flan8ffq03j3lady45lggn9nsmdlzev4gzyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822u9jggjm" />
    <content type="html">
      Typical, the way Netanyahu jumps in with his bullshit faster than you can say &amp;#34;notoriously corrupt shitcunt.&amp;#34;
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-15T02:56:36Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs92x3yejxcnrr3vgzay30kv626a3qpc3j6swhvdd6d4z9nvwy5vzszyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822u5g687u</id>
    
      <title type="html">I have a bottle of Smirnoff which I stuck a few vanilla beans in ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs92x3yejxcnrr3vgzay30kv626a3qpc3j6swhvdd6d4z9nvwy5vzszyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822u5g687u" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs09g6gks3kup5fvch665r0nmsxf7ye52kafscl93k040jznzntllcuq4ucw&#39;&gt;nevent1q…4ucw&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I have a bottle of Smirnoff which I stuck a few vanilla beans in some years ago. If I mix it with Coke it&amp;#39;ll taste like creaming soda.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-15T02:32:41Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsr6zdl72x9ckh6my64fjcyzsqeecs64t9g7lsszhwv82lr7d6kwaqzyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822u488hmk</id>
    
      <title type="html">I&amp;#39;m going to look at the news sites I trust, both of them ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsr6zdl72x9ckh6my64fjcyzsqeecs64t9g7lsszhwv82lr7d6kwaqzyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822u488hmk" />
    <content type="html">
      I&amp;#39;m going to look at the news sites I trust, both of them (okay, one more than the other). I will not be looking at opinion pieces. I won&amp;#39;t be linking to any of it. Then maybe a vodka.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-15T02:12:47Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqst0z5pkvaqw7p8fwptkj5m996rqd6wnaay05x37xxqd4suhe8zmwgzyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822un7a7xw</id>
    
      <title type="html">That&amp;#39;s quite a mental picture.</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqst0z5pkvaqw7p8fwptkj5m996rqd6wnaay05x37xxqd4suhe8zmwgzyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822un7a7xw" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsfn2py22yus67nyq2x6mquy3pscca20yqkv698w0k84ylxmvv9klqfvrj0w&#39;&gt;nevent1q…rj0w&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;That&amp;#39;s quite a mental picture.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-13T04:28:03Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs80pdstwqwyfuq9dleplj6tahwgxf02vzl882380z800zj2hv63xgzyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822u7zvcla</id>
    
      <title type="html">Shop&amp;#39;s selling Bluey milk choc baubles. Dog&amp;#39;s balls. Not ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs80pdstwqwyfuq9dleplj6tahwgxf02vzl882380z800zj2hv63xgzyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822u7zvcla" />
    <content type="html">
      Shop&amp;#39;s selling Bluey milk choc baubles. Dog&amp;#39;s balls. Not tempted.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-10T22:59:34Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsz667nvmtfyu3cu8v8d0gtkk7uen2tw044rqf2en973cex5ar036gzyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822ugg05sv</id>
    
      <title type="html">I can hear my grandmother saying something rude and ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsz667nvmtfyu3cu8v8d0gtkk7uen2tw044rqf2en973cex5ar036gzyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822ugg05sv" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsxhy2jtwt5mr42w3de63kfqqfd8knv052ptpt8d67cygpfazdrtsg4m5vcj&#39;&gt;nevent1q…5vcj&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I can hear my grandmother saying something rude and untranslateable.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-10T22:05:41Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsf9crltx5z6pmzw9y80gdae2dc7m27w4zwlr92rt6r9ns8nk8t3xqzyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822ufm0vj3</id>
    
      <title type="html">There&amp;#39;s a youmg woman here in a floaty knee-length sun dress ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsf9crltx5z6pmzw9y80gdae2dc7m27w4zwlr92rt6r9ns8nk8t3xqzyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822ufm0vj3" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsrju95u9jypeqtyn5ukwtwu8qftx2zuuxdv3ajwu6p8phna8fv66gpcvl0u&#39;&gt;nevent1q…vl0u&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;There&amp;#39;s a youmg woman here in a floaty knee-length sun dress and Doc Martens. The 90s are back! Or I&amp;#39;ve slipped throigh a portal again. Hate it when that happens.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-10T21:52:27Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrju95u9jypeqtyn5ukwtwu8qftx2zuuxdv3ajwu6p8phna8fv66gzyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822utwkfqx</id>
    
      <title type="html">At sodding Paradise again, grateful for the caffeine vending ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrju95u9jypeqtyn5ukwtwu8qftx2zuuxdv3ajwu6p8phna8fv66gzyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822utwkfqx" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsvl62c3yupprwp2ug0482hw648x5y82avyh3xm3jdzfqglyn90kyq9hzjr2&#39;&gt;nevent1q…zjr2&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;At sodding Paradise again, grateful for the caffeine vending fridge. I could have gone through to town on that last bus. Someone&amp;#39;s choice of perfume (somewhere between artificial vanilla, coconut and flatus) made that undesirable.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-10T21:48:30Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvl62c3yupprwp2ug0482hw648x5y82avyh3xm3jdzfqglyn90kyqzyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822u80k87s</id>
    
      <title type="html">Half-asleep at a bus stop, an hour behind schedule. I almost ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvl62c3yupprwp2ug0482hw648x5y82avyh3xm3jdzfqglyn90kyqzyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822u80k87s" />
    <content type="html">
      Half-asleep at a bus stop, an hour behind schedule. I almost care. But if I find the shop crowded and irritating when I get there I&amp;#39;ll probably still complain about it and accept no responsibility. Anyway, the full range of baked goods should be on the shelves by then. Swings and roundabouts.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-10T21:23:14Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8e7qz24fdcdwxgcafnzjr6zmuajyutr7hr8v3qqw0488q6gv3fhgzyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822ufwreyx</id>
    
      <title type="html">See if you can get a celebrity endorsement.</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8e7qz24fdcdwxgcafnzjr6zmuajyutr7hr8v3qqw0488q6gv3fhgzyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822ufwreyx" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsxre26cgtxrms0k60zlwz00lr4ulx3pv8v6y6uhz0paeqdtf990fcj7k8h8&#39;&gt;nevent1q…k8h8&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;See if you can get a celebrity endorsement.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-10T04:28:13Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsydkwedweth6xatd0584qxun4jz906fqm4whr4htdarw8r9jvdglczyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822u8wmte6</id>
    
      <title type="html">$38 for cheap ingredients contaminated with brioche? Yeah, nah.</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsydkwedweth6xatd0584qxun4jz906fqm4whr4htdarw8r9jvdglczyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822u8wmte6" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs9y63rue4dvatf3ffkrtktspa7td3tc4w0les22w7qg3f333dth2gpjpuz9&#39;&gt;nevent1q…puz9&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;$38 for cheap ingredients contaminated with brioche? Yeah, nah.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-09T21:57:52Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqstrcy7tzv4s0wahsw9qsxzp82qevk9r8udn93xyajkvc2hqt3c3kgzyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822ukrrhyn</id>
    
      <title type="html">So much better than stalking individual chickens.</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqstrcy7tzv4s0wahsw9qsxzp82qevk9r8udn93xyajkvc2hqt3c3kgzyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822ukrrhyn" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsz9hzm74whwck5mvr9t9rkk9ah8rhrn48dk8gvyukq72cxmxqe7dg52pqmp&#39;&gt;nevent1q…pqmp&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;So much better than stalking individual chickens.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-09T02:15:24Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqszd2tau3vtzf3az8xhku64yp25rgqsxu3kuru8ygylk08r30sphhgzyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822uq07vse</id>
    
      <title type="html">Sorry to report that things gave gone badly for the Noisy Miner ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqszd2tau3vtzf3az8xhku64yp25rgqsxu3kuru8ygylk08r30sphhgzyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822uq07vse" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsxrrnktryu8tkaqdj30qkaxuh2zjsa2ng3l87aqd7zy2fqqgx4f3qj6mgmk&#39;&gt;nevent1q…mgmk&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Sorry to report that things gave gone badly for the Noisy Miner fledgling. I&amp;#39;ve just arrived home to find that it had wandered into the road.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;The rest of the day will be a bit glum.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-09T02:10:28Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsg5ymgcvryvedmjqqssw7x4d2exd0vxgp4zkmselz4nznl4z3y5wczyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822uh62yer</id>
    
      <title type="html">The best option of course is for him to resign and just bugger ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsg5ymgcvryvedmjqqssw7x4d2exd0vxgp4zkmselz4nznl4z3y5wczyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822uh62yer" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsdxwzkfk2pep3awkr82rl026e6z5ncmae9m4qc08vve78l362h9ssc6tcen&#39;&gt;nevent1q…tcen&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;The best option of course is for him to resign and just bugger off forever.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-08T23:16:36Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxrrnktryu8tkaqdj30qkaxuh2zjsa2ng3l87aqd7zy2fqqgx4f3qzyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822up6ldyp</id>
    
      <title type="html">Good news. The Noisy Miner fledgling that blocked my front door ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxrrnktryu8tkaqdj30qkaxuh2zjsa2ng3l87aqd7zy2fqqgx4f3qzyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822up6ldyp" />
    <content type="html">
      Good news. The Noisy Miner fledgling that blocked my front door yesterday is still alive, very feisty, and barricading the garage instead of the front door. It&amp;#39;ll be fine. The parents still bring it snacks.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-08T21:28:28Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxspcnmgzpsmfxn0xh2scgummzuxz44ee5phhh8v99u9qkkuu8vfqzyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822uyygdzs</id>
    
      <title type="html">Wow. Another thread from a primitive society equating the demise ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxspcnmgzpsmfxn0xh2scgummzuxz44ee5phhh8v99u9qkkuu8vfqzyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822uyygdzs" />
    <content type="html">
      Wow. Another thread from a primitive society equating the demise of cheques with fascism. I&amp;#39;ve blocked the originator of this one for being a fucking idiot.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Some countries could really benefit from a reality-based education system, an electoral system, and a constitution that&amp;#39;s fit for the modern world, among other things.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-08T19:44:57Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqdjdhj6hyyr8s4l266emlatyn78usy23f9ylwemnv3ayzsc42wxszyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822u87rsn0</id>
    
      <title type="html">I&amp;#39;ve had a very stupid day with a sudden irruption of ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqdjdhj6hyyr8s4l266emlatyn78usy23f9ylwemnv3ayzsc42wxszyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822u87rsn0" />
    <content type="html">
      I&amp;#39;ve had a very stupid day with a sudden irruption of bureaucracy. I&amp;#39;m cooking a pizza about it.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-08T03:46:45Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqswjp3cet62xkuy0xh4xp7en4tswk95rpsftkrd5ez79wtl2urmh8gzyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822uulp5wf</id>
    
      <title type="html">Inevitably.</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqswjp3cet62xkuy0xh4xp7en4tswk95rpsftkrd5ez79wtl2urmh8gzyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822uulp5wf" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsdjylup80dufs3ryagudz20deqfq5j0xhz67z0py29eeh9w4t3cpqw5v3rp&#39;&gt;nevent1q…v3rp&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Inevitably.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-07T03:39:11Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2ptgz7tmnd7a226ahckusldvf5wd495m0vyf5csgdps44pf9qwvqzyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822u0esx4m</id>
    
      <title type="html">Good grief. I&amp;#39;ve just seen a thread of complaints from a ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2ptgz7tmnd7a226ahckusldvf5wd495m0vyf5csgdps44pf9qwvqzyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822u0esx4m" />
    <content type="html">
      Good grief. I&amp;#39;ve just seen a thread of complaints from a primitive society about the phasing out of cheques.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-07T02:39:36Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsp5nlm9mt2966np8afc5gaddz0rggcsn7suu8hj7hdmav2ud40kkczyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822u8uzcag</id>
    
      <title type="html">Was in and out by 8am. It was still irritating.</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsp5nlm9mt2966np8afc5gaddz0rggcsn7suu8hj7hdmav2ud40kkczyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822u8uzcag" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqstlwwnaswtmvapkwcqdwzdlkfcwfhva2gckf3tl7jcgfg5udelalg9pzhsz&#39;&gt;nevent1q…zhsz&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Was in and out by 8am. It was still irritating.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-05T21:48:30Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsftz87kpwtpvqvqsvm5rrhz04h3xh7p67jncaspw5cem6peeykq4gzyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822u62jn3e</id>
    
      <title type="html">Accidentally heard the 6am news, complete with audio of some ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsftz87kpwtpvqvqsvm5rrhz04h3xh7p67jncaspw5cem6peeykq4gzyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822u62jn3e" />
    <content type="html">
      Accidentally heard the 6am news, complete with audio of some senile shithead rambling on about ending entirely imaginary wars as some corrupt bastard gives him a fucking medal or something.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;(Also, the position of Leader of the Opposition in the Parliament of South Australia is vacant and nobody seems to want the job. At least this amuses me.)
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-05T19:42:17Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqszrzngtnnjfxfxca8zynv9tzdshxef67qdx4jvxekw6n395pnkw2czyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822un4qnmg</id>
    
      <title type="html">Just wondering how long it would take me to recover from ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqszrzngtnnjfxfxca8zynv9tzdshxef67qdx4jvxekw6n395pnkw2czyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822un4qnmg" />
    <content type="html">
      Just wondering how long it would take me to recover from attempting the Central Market on a Saturday morning. Should I put myself through that tomorrow, or wait until Tuesday? I mean, I&amp;#39;d go early and not linger, but would it still do my head in?
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-05T09:04:53Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsykumhkalsdu2rgu5srsm4zt5xv9yqg7uhju8625gjxw8qk0wrdsqzyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822up6shmv</id>
    
      <title type="html">Sugar soap is bad for diabetics. Also everyone else, I&amp;#39;m ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsykumhkalsdu2rgu5srsm4zt5xv9yqg7uhju8625gjxw8qk0wrdsqzyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822up6shmv" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs08n7fa5taenjhedugw4enxxr8j08d0wtmz0j4j3njhjlvxphkrsqsj3ypp&#39;&gt;nevent1q…3ypp&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Sugar soap is bad for diabetics. Also everyone else, I&amp;#39;m guessing.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-03T21:08:21Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqswt4xm2qkfj0eyxm9geyd9g6t4x3l94ku3zwdg3jeycmzl5lgxraszyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822u4gjccx</id>
    
      <title type="html">Hmm. Basically, it&amp;#39;s the sort of shit that&amp;#39;s designed to ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqswt4xm2qkfj0eyxm9geyd9g6t4x3l94ku3zwdg3jeycmzl5lgxraszyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822u4gjccx" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsqmkld5hk906y5dcly7p9m0a38qf860lcxsaeafcv25hxw5k06lgsg9ml5v&#39;&gt;nevent1q…ml5v&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Hmm. Basically, it&amp;#39;s the sort of shit that&amp;#39;s designed to get the attention of the witless on Farcebook. Let&amp;#39;s say a combination of &amp;#34;human interest&amp;#34; (including photos of people looking glum and oppressed for the camera) and deliberate misinterpretation of government policy and/or governmental processes. These links are usually posted by people who either haven&amp;#39;t read the article, or who just want attention. The desire of humans to wave their ignorance about is a constant niggle.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Once upon a time, the maxim was &amp;#34;don&amp;#39;t believe everything you read in the papers&amp;#34;. What the hell happened to that?
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-02T22:25:04Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0zhfu277pftnga7zu6srdgwvdj5xfcvhjrewc224qnlmcy3ucwuqzyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822u6k29wj</id>
    
      <title type="html">And here I am again, hoping to avoid news in general and news ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0zhfu277pftnga7zu6srdgwvdj5xfcvhjrewc224qnlmcy3ucwuqzyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822u6k29wj" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqspf58sun4u78qjygwtrwu6w4ck0evr4zayshdmkknnhclam9870sgu8d249&#39;&gt;nevent1q…d249&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;And here I am again, hoping to avoid news in general and news items intended to provoke outrage in particular. My choice of trusted media outlets means that I usually find the outrage-provoking headlines here. While I understand the human impulse to share the sort of stuff that raises one&amp;#39;s blood pressure, I&amp;#39;d like people to think twice about posting it. Agitprop is a terrible thing, even on the side of the angels.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-02T17:43:34Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqspf58sun4u78qjygwtrwu6w4ck0evr4zayshdmkknnhclam9870sgzyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822uswat87</id>
    
      <title type="html">9:30am. Oh no. I&amp;#39;ve just stumbled across a post with a news ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqspf58sun4u78qjygwtrwu6w4ck0evr4zayshdmkknnhclam9870sgzyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822uswat87" />
    <content type="html">
      9:30am. Oh no. I&amp;#39;ve just stumbled across a post with a news item that could have been specially curated to give me the absolute screaming shits. I don&amp;#39;t want to do that. I want a calm day. So I&amp;#39;m offline until midnight at the earliest, it&amp;#39;s the only way.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-01T23:06:04Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqspsz2rrwj5wzcnzk87aq7zuu9pw75qa0x4d57n0d0pxzd53x9zmeszyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822ux7ttcf</id>
    
      <title type="html">Leaving the tuna, corn and white gloop out would be a good start.</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqspsz2rrwj5wzcnzk87aq7zuu9pw75qa0x4d57n0d0pxzd53x9zmeszyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822ux7ttcf" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsyujeej9gvnlqnxvu559wc942fkxg9tyteuc6hmt3y7wl8tlux56skdczvn&#39;&gt;nevent1q…czvn&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Leaving the tuna, corn and white gloop out would be a good start.
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    <updated>2025-11-30T20:45:14Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsd40vzkvcljrtwuxrchyk0v0g3f99c0v669fcrawj8h8twl2emu7czyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822uzk6gxp</id>
    
      <title type="html">Tuna mornay, a combination of wallpaper paste and macerated sea ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsd40vzkvcljrtwuxrchyk0v0g3f99c0v669fcrawj8h8twl2emu7czyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822uzk6gxp" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs9aue6egvam5sv2sp70weurlr2qtvjqj8c5gq54cdhdar28z8l8mssnuey3&#39;&gt;nevent1q…uey3&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Tuna mornay, a combination of wallpaper paste and macerated sea creature with corn kernels for colour, is a relic of the time before taste buds.
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    <updated>2025-11-30T19:55:29Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqspp9xxcsulxkrk8p5vdt8c9pxn7pv8ag567wjl6py8n3eun5jtftszyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822usmjklt</id>
    
      <title type="html">A remarkable thing happened yesterday. Australia Post delivered a ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqspp9xxcsulxkrk8p5vdt8c9pxn7pv8ag567wjl6py8n3eun5jtftszyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822usmjklt" />
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      A remarkable thing happened yesterday. Australia Post delivered a thing, on a Sunday, and the delivery bloke - the usual one - rang my doorbell! He got right into it. Almost a jazz solo on the clangy brass bell. All it took was waiting most of a year, repeated complaints to Auspost, and a grumpy lecture to the delivery bloke a few months back, but he finally understood how to use a bell.
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    <updated>2025-11-30T19:53:30Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqvmpenu40magmlrwlr2qz3ass9p9cjn603ykxlpj9fjyygxp5ypczyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822uayc0h8</id>
    
      <title type="html">There are a few things that make me want to run away screaming. ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqvmpenu40magmlrwlr2qz3ass9p9cjn603ykxlpj9fjyygxp5ypczyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822uayc0h8" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs8h9tg653n4njyxzeqcykrxk6jwdhqhrx4dv74zhnusm3d3qr9wxqjl64km&#39;&gt;nevent1q…64km&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;There are a few things that make me want to run away screaming. Street theatre, for instance. Dogmatic bloviators. Tuna mornay. But phlebotomy is absolutely the worst.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Unfortunately, inner peace and tranquil acceptance of the horror to come cannot be cultivated while online. See you in 24 hours or something.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-11-29T22:08:19Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8h9tg653n4njyxzeqcykrxk6jwdhqhrx4dv74zhnusm3d3qr9wxqzyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822uax049v</id>
    
      <title type="html">Today is mostly going to be a chance for me to fret at length, ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8h9tg653n4njyxzeqcykrxk6jwdhqhrx4dv74zhnusm3d3qr9wxqzyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822uax049v" />
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      Today is mostly going to be a chance for me to fret at length, for tomorrow I encounter Dracula again. I hate this so much.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-11-29T21:41:43Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsx8vqetfl2lc3z5lx53dlejdsn8s5c9jdd3ws8qhkwmrf9dthsmcqzyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822um6jyxf</id>
    
      <title type="html">Are you in Double Bay this morning?</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsx8vqetfl2lc3z5lx53dlejdsn8s5c9jdd3ws8qhkwmrf9dthsmcqzyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822um6jyxf" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqstss9sr088jmya5m0rcxu4y0vyhlf30mst88rzm0z4khnyja59jaca3zc69&#39;&gt;nevent1q…zc69&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Are you in Double Bay this morning?
    </content>
    <updated>2025-11-28T22:30:38Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsythcdc62m6zlfpvnt6g4famtkdm2zqjp3vy8epql2nk4gvu3hs6qzyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822ue4y5rr</id>
    
      <title type="html">Rather a good GP too. She picked up on something that all ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsythcdc62m6zlfpvnt6g4famtkdm2zqjp3vy8epql2nk4gvu3hs6qzyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822ue4y5rr" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsznr2wfv5tsgt98w896t2cx3zjppxzl705mapeunr2p0pgy88d4cccw5x8d&#39;&gt;nevent1q…5x8d&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Rather a good GP too. She picked up on something that all previous GPs had glossed over. Then she went on mat leave or something... Never mind, everyone else at that practice was sensible too.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-11-28T22:19:00Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsq2wejufpe4kmpnujg3dez5ranvq5myusafg3hj0ghj5w2s5r97ygzyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822ukzgufy</id>
    
      <title type="html">Can&amp;#39;t read the article, but checked to see if the writer was ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsq2wejufpe4kmpnujg3dez5ranvq5myusafg3hj0ghj5w2s5r97ygzyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822ukzgufy" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs9ah6wutgtexl3089nzkmauk4g69zks52tk6482uxvydtjru28gdqj7almg&#39;&gt;nevent1q…almg&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Can&amp;#39;t read the article, but checked to see if the writer was who I thought it would be, and it is. She was my GP for a while, a couple of decades back.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-11-28T22:16:07Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">Saturday, I think. Might get up and do some laundry. Or is that ...</title>
    
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      Saturday, I think. Might get up and do some laundry. Or is that more of a Sunday pastime?
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    <updated>2025-11-28T21:09:44Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrw7d2vfgv97ry5ky748zs20uuy57skclrd7r7ezez79gmrtmh7lszyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822upl3cx2</id>
    
      <title type="html">Well-known allegedly cheap pharmacy chain has a black friday ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrw7d2vfgv97ry5ky748zs20uuy57skclrd7r7ezez79gmrtmh7lszyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822upl3cx2" />
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      Well-known allegedly cheap pharmacy chain has a black friday sale. Makes me think of discounted plague. Two-for-one buboes. Anyway, what I&amp;#39;m really trying to say here is, fuck that shit.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-11-27T22:25:19Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">A classy suburb. Elsewhere it would have been VB.</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2t4yyhx4hmdth7xejgp6guanrjuemcsx5fw32700yhuxzyr3yn6czyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822u7teuc4" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqstf6u896fvs6xgzej5f5y26ffqg4kkv5xm28yzp9zuxnlfygej2fgqxgswe&#39;&gt;nevent1q…gswe&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;A classy suburb. Elsewhere it would have been VB.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-11-26T23:07:13Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxy4yk5dkle38hj9hcnmlju4alt265xfgv5ug9erg9sew6vgx49fgzyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822u2khyuj</id>
    
      <title type="html">9:15am. Opened a bottle of fizzy sugarless caffeine at the bus ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxy4yk5dkle38hj9hcnmlju4alt265xfgv5ug9erg9sew6vgx49fgzyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822u2khyuj" />
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      9:15am. Opened a bottle of fizzy sugarless caffeine at the bus stop. Drew a Pavlovian respone from the shabby bloke in a shabby suit who was already there. He perked up at the hissing sound but lost interest almost immediately when he saw what it was. He was drinking Heineken. There&amp;#39;s a novella lurking here. I shan&amp;#39;t write it.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-11-26T22:59:47Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">CPI increase in January with Comsuper.</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyrc642e0qs08geaj7lpu8s9svu0c03hf576gxfrt7m626r35t48gzyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822u3h9s8d" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsf5lyga6ac833hlgrl6cn02tfvce69m6wpeh4khu7pvz43r0xenps5uzy04&#39;&gt;nevent1q…zy04&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;CPI increase in January with Comsuper.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-11-26T20:49:13Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrn2jpp0r2nj7ywr3w0y3z44vqzhewg5zk2ep8h7gp4j0qx3qfmnszyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822ualgc66</id>
    
      <title type="html">I should just scrape tjrough this fortnight too, but that&amp;#39;s a ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrn2jpp0r2nj7ywr3w0y3z44vqzhewg5zk2ep8h7gp4j0qx3qfmnszyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822ualgc66" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs8fzr8t0revwjgxzptj7sqpx3p53cwsneqy8p6apxphgwuc000lnsun5spx&#39;&gt;nevent1q…5spx&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I should just scrape tjrough this fortnight too, but that&amp;#39;s a seasonal affliction.
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    <updated>2025-11-26T20:46:07Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">Payday! The perfect day for a pissweak adventure. I&amp;#39;ll pick ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs27v2pcna922wxxn8nrrsr6lex8ke3qkujjyveqpmykyfsv60aejqzyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822ud4cf8p" />
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      Payday! The perfect day for a pissweak adventure. I&amp;#39;ll pick up a few things in town before I head to The Good Supermarket. Perversely, this means catching a later bus than usual. How to fill in the time? Crumpets! Goodness, the excitement. But first, another half hour of just sprawling here.
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    <updated>2025-11-26T19:14:44Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">A carriage each?</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsd67f7knkh3ueq9j8ngt09lj9y7j8l6phgs92ms0ca9skl5ku94mszyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822up4tkky" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs27tmzss58l87f0n5rhf9f0vvyd6el5ggz4qepvjc2xcwc3uyj2gg7mc5yc&#39;&gt;nevent1q…c5yc&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;A carriage each?
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    <updated>2025-11-26T07:43:36Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">First, take some of the strange leathery fully-dried tomatoes ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8h7yywde4kltlyvqfc38nxsrqpfrvamelfkrsh4uz7x9pz8u804gzyrjd08uxx9mzpv3j6rhmly9dwf9ffamgnsthm5za3q72cptfg822unfwc9f" />
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      First, take some of the strange leathery fully-dried tomatoes from the local Afghan shop, hack them into fragments and bring to the boil in just enough water to cover. Remove from heat and leave to reconstitute while you go into town and back.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Once home again, chop up the three or four rashers of bacon you found in the freezer and fry them in just enough olive oil to get them started. Add in the bunches of asparagus (currently $1.50 each, have fun) that have been in the crisper since last Thursday week. Push it all around in the pan until the spears get slightly wilty and no more. Remove from heat.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;While doing that, you&amp;#39;ve reheated yesterday&amp;#39;s basmati rice in the wet tomato shards. Dollop rice onto a plate or bowl or whatever, put asparagus and bacon on top, dust with parmesan, or maybe it&amp;#39;s grana padano, I can&amp;#39;t remember, it doesn&amp;#39;t matter at all.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Eat.
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    <updated>2025-11-24T01:12:29Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">Happy Bin Day, if that&amp;#39;s as relevant to your life as it is to ...</title>
    
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      Happy Bin Day, if that&amp;#39;s as relevant to your life as it is to mine.
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    <updated>2025-11-23T20:34:53Z</updated>
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