2026-07-11T14:44:23Z https://njump.me spaf https://njump.me/npub1v7xvytpre2yxlmzwkxlp7uf4e8paxnrk5wkhtut2ujpm4fyymwsq2td4dm https://media.mstdn.social/accounts/avatars/109/271/456/836/657/845/original/eeff846d4300463c.png https://media.mstdn.social/accounts/avatars/109/271/456/836/657/845/original/eeff846d4300463c.png https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdftd5xqr36h4329lzskh8hqsy86y99zqtjtq8u7fk9w0qm456gmczypnces3vy09gsmlvf6cmu8m3xhyu856vw6366a03dtjg8w4ysnd6q9asfq3 Was Maduro in the Epstein files? 2026-01-03T13:29:55Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdww5uyktna89ydal59z8xp73zvv8x7qd40p6dhvcvpx0p4c68mxgzypnces3vy09gsmlvf6cmu8m3xhyu856vw6366a03dtjg8w4ysnd6qn82q4a In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2nr70msxayasna2e8frtzh8hc5pqg9lqruur6q7z3cydl2ksck3ghf8elf'>nevent1q…8elf</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I have found that, for some queries, search engines do not provide useful links (too many ads, or nonindexed sources). If I carefully check the results, some LLMs wull produce a helpful result. 2025-12-31T20:35:30Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqspne38d738ar2xueqmnksvrmusw05exj2hn8jz5k6mtpcxcyr7myszypnces3vy09gsmlvf6cmu8m3xhyu856vw6366a03dtjg8w4ysnd6qwl04u7 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqstfa6tm9n50v8d6zfd652mxyntka5xnng87cm59nrvgjez33ypajshtfs4r'>nevent1q…fs4r</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Over half the time I have given a query to Gemini it has returned an incorrect result.<br/><br/>Perplexity and Claude seem the best, in my testing, although I don&#39;t use them extensively.<br/><br/>I have, as a standard part of queries, &#34;Give a URL or preferably a DOI that substantiates your answer.&#34; Gemini often ignores this when it is hallucinating an answer. 2025-12-31T20:04:13Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqgppn6lqg4u3yc4d9km655rcpv3lrlq2y2uqz0hy4yez4js4hfsgzypnces3vy09gsmlvf6cmu8m3xhyu856vw6366a03dtjg8w4ysnd6qhxj4dg Dec 29: Yay! We have survived 2025! 2026 can’t be a challenge!<br/><br/>Dec 29, 2026: Dire wolves are advancing south toward the AZ/AR glacier line but avoiding KY wildfires. The mutant alligators are moving north out of what used to be FL. The San Andreas Gulf camps report plague. <br/>2027 must be better! 2025-12-29T13:20:35Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswwyn0eg5h3grxpz89fgnwrapfye08vjn7rpu0kfqhmnhmr9fh6zgzypnces3vy09gsmlvf6cmu8m3xhyu856vw6366a03dtjg8w4ysnd6qq9vhdd Twas the night before Christmas<br/>And all through the house<br/>Not a creature was stirring<br/>Not even a mouse<br/><br/>You can prevent this -- give carbon monoxide detectors as gifts this year. 2025-12-24T14:15:01Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstxr5pw7nftlzrg50qukzmrpj856m0lmt6t557vh49msqhvrfs0dczypnces3vy09gsmlvf6cmu8m3xhyu856vw6366a03dtjg8w4ysnd6q0nnjj5 Does anyone else&#39;s wife introduce them to people as &#34;He&#39;s a rescue&#34;? Asking for, er, &#34;a friend&#34; 2025-12-21T17:29:41Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstw2r9l08q3sysntd6mn068p897q442d3xd2plr6dajk7p2mlapmgzypnces3vy09gsmlvf6cmu8m3xhyu856vw6366a03dtjg8w4ysnd6q99rcaa Sad satire <a href="https://www.duffelblog.com/most-powerful-military-in-history-mobilized-to-arrest-guy-washing-dishes/">https://www.duffelblog.com/most-powerful-military-in-history-mobilized-to-arrest-guy-washing-dishes/</a> 2025-12-19T14:37:33Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgjax5q79d8z5zx5s7hfmwcgmg9fs95exysxnlt03rpds70av09qqzypnces3vy09gsmlvf6cmu8m3xhyu856vw6366a03dtjg8w4ysnd6qr3drnv December 31st is my final day as Editor-in-Chief of Computers &amp; Security -- the oldest journal in cybersecurity, and the official journal of IFIP TC 11. I became the EiC 15 years ago.<br/><br/>Here is my final editorial: <a href="https://authors.elsevier.com/a/1mGMp_3pcoWqU1">https://authors.elsevier.com/a/1mGMp_3pcoWqU1</a> or <a href="https://doi.org/10.1016/j.cose.2025.104792">https://doi.org/10.1016/j.cose.2025.104792</a> ) 2025-12-13T18:09:34Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqszrt88rg3xyaxsuvgcjfy57smrcv3glgfnasnmrfvvsjtmqkcwjkqzypnces3vy09gsmlvf6cmu8m3xhyu856vw6366a03dtjg8w4ysnd6q8mhp0l Over the last few days, the Eastern and Southern US have had some very bad storms and disruptions of normal activities. I hope you all are safe.<br/><br/>As an emergency tip: if you run out of toilet paper, coffee filters can be used instead. However, it will make your coffee taste different. 2025-12-13T15:09:01Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqxche57y502haxqut2y8dl73ukknet60wsd0eaghknms0cmr9luqzypnces3vy09gsmlvf6cmu8m3xhyu856vw6366a03dtjg8w4ysnd6q7735xg RE: <a href="https://mstdn.social/@spaf/115610603941558621">https://mstdn.social/@spaf/115610603941558621</a><br/><br/>Please repost for reach.<blockquote class="border-l-05rem border-l-strongpink border-solid"><div class="-ml-4 bg-gradient-to-r from-gray-100 dark:from-zinc-800 to-transparent mr-0 mt-0 mb-4 pl-4 pr-2 py-2">quoting <br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Article"><a itemprop="url" href="/note1atulnktufhhlky99skefxd67h2842lxcpn3h9hk33mwn62eznags9f437t" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1">note1atu…437t</a></span><br/> </div> Thanksgiving Giving: Ways to Share Your Gratitude <a href="https://wp.me/pkQ5F-jo">https://wp.me/pkQ5F-jo</a><br/><br/>(For my US followers) </blockquote> 2025-11-26T01:22:33Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsw470em97ymmlmzzjctv5nxa0t4r640nvqecmjmmgcahfa9v3f75gzypnces3vy09gsmlvf6cmu8m3xhyu856vw6366a03dtjg8w4ysnd6qa4clan Thanksgiving Giving: Ways to Share Your Gratitude <a href="https://wp.me/pkQ5F-jo">https://wp.me/pkQ5F-jo</a><br/><br/>(For my US followers) 2025-11-25T13:36:58Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsx26p0h9hsucy7tenur4723gxpxpjm0mpp6el76amwsf3zkm7zteqzypnces3vy09gsmlvf6cmu8m3xhyu856vw6366a03dtjg8w4ysnd6qngwvcs <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/551/628/926/044/875/original/6ad3c16e58ae903c.jpg"> <br/> 2025-11-15T03:38:57Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs02s7wc65cs0cjn3gla5cdl8mnfvsvv97ltm2eucq2pqvaftl3hzczypnces3vy09gsmlvf6cmu8m3xhyu856vw6366a03dtjg8w4ysnd6qpu5tze Almost anything can be a UFO if you are really bad at identifying things. 2025-11-13T13:20:22Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsy7zcgc4awu488lwcey36rqpsllun9v2zy457qgdrc2379rlxtngszypnces3vy09gsmlvf6cmu8m3xhyu856vw6366a03dtjg8w4ysnd6qe7yvjt I was reminded of an ex-girlfriend today. <br/>We got to know each other in a Biblical sense. <br/><br/>Unfortunately, in her case, it was Revelation. 2025-11-10T13:30:11Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqgyrv5ey5emd35j5du4vq65w652qpej86pqp2knk4pglpvuac8wczypnces3vy09gsmlvf6cmu8m3xhyu856vw6366a03dtjg8w4ysnd6qpg4y7x Awareness comes with age and experience .<br/><br/>For instance, now when i give a conference presentation, I can tell the audience is secretly dressing me with their eyes. 2025-11-03T13:09:45Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxsr7gwrltpxk0gmlywszc6djfdjg7ecpf4f37f0eprfj4mh4ufxqzypnces3vy09gsmlvf6cmu8m3xhyu856vw6366a03dtjg8w4ysnd6q9hgw9w There will be many dead things at our house this Halloween.<br/><br/>My willpower, my diet, and an empty bag of bite-sized Kit Kat bars, for example. 2025-10-31T13:20:17Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8qc2qvqstwnrjqv6vppa5rfss97n632r0h0vmk6zccd47c6rmq8szypnces3vy09gsmlvf6cmu8m3xhyu856vw6366a03dtjg8w4ysnd6qx5kynm It appears most people outside the USA (and many inside) don&#39;t understand what the government shutdown is all about. Here is a succinct summary:<br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/465/283/759/912/829/original/0abbdaaf0247316e.jpg"> <br/> 2025-10-30T21:40:54Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs255vcgw6ps2qlntsxdxst7m00seaq87h99yl3qyddlmzhzs578aqzypnces3vy09gsmlvf6cmu8m3xhyu856vw6366a03dtjg8w4ysnd6qc0nptg From Threads:<br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/423/625/782/394/098/original/fb4d9e33eff44dc9.png"> <br/> 2025-10-23T13:07:07Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsy57w0d5hg9a9cyf6ftkz2x5vmz3n6darcvh0jdmgwnl7ruxy68ugzypnces3vy09gsmlvf6cmu8m3xhyu856vw6366a03dtjg8w4ysnd6q0x0ewr In the USA, it is called “MAGA”<br/><br/>In Germany, it is called “Why grandpa has to live in Argentina.” 2025-10-17T14:14:03Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsq9mdwml3p08wqx38r92qh7am4fccpv97wjmwq96gdglq43anpg4czypnces3vy09gsmlvf6cmu8m3xhyu856vw6366a03dtjg8w4ysnd6q7s2f99 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsp7g9v9plwjfnvwpy37u50ctfxgdmsnvek8ut5pyps8w4ufacf7fssmw93s'>nevent1q…w93s</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>It tastes plaid, with a hint of corduroy. 2025-10-13T13:06:36Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsv9lvq4zx0eufcp7034amxlxmsue4jtjeehx8jfqchzrdkf2mkn9gzypnces3vy09gsmlvf6cmu8m3xhyu856vw6366a03dtjg8w4ysnd6qg9pslc There is a fine line between visionary and demented. <br/><br/>From experience, the line is sort of wriggly, made of string cheese, and glows in the dark when you don&#39;t wear your foil hat. 2025-10-13T12:00:29Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqtcyp53cn6gqksw4x4tdw3nu954z5ma5z29uhlsuq8zs4nz60qnqzypnces3vy09gsmlvf6cmu8m3xhyu856vw6366a03dtjg8w4ysnd6qc08caj <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/352/126/686/406/875/original/c0f76f9bd96f603d.jpg"> <br/> 2025-10-10T22:02:54Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxmqmt5v2g7d96jvn4nya8ja9nfhe4pzetcxvhy83a0jm8wan3lfgzypnces3vy09gsmlvf6cmu8m3xhyu856vw6366a03dtjg8w4ysnd6qn5n86v At random, I thought of my childhood imaginary friends. What great memories!<br/><br/>Unfortunately, it isn&#39;t mutual -- they&#39;re still blocking me on all the social media platforms. 2025-10-09T12:12:01Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2hqjkf0pn9zhsjv30d37wk27lzvrhj70n8my3wz04zgaf34mf8agzypnces3vy09gsmlvf6cmu8m3xhyu856vw6366a03dtjg8w4ysnd6q3n74mq Are you in Chicago, Portland, Memphis, DC? Then make copies of this and post them everywhere!<br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/327/515/826/793/914/original/9f3dfe65b8bd1f46.jpg"> <br/> 2025-10-06T13:45:13Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqst0apgwt7y38dte62tvjd02mku29kysuj849yf3kv0qt7qd02shcqzypnces3vy09gsmlvf6cmu8m3xhyu856vw6366a03dtjg8w4ysnd6qs4w5aw It is important to be comfortable in your own skin.<br/><br/>Largely because you can get in a lot of trouble for wearing someone else&#39;s. 2025-10-02T12:44:03Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstrx5lqpn6lzz5lhxr3lggu36ghcq80kfjw77zshs9tcrk68wq4cczypnces3vy09gsmlvf6cmu8m3xhyu856vw6366a03dtjg8w4ysnd6qc9dhwt &#34;Everybody is someone else&#39;s weirdo.&#34; -- (Allegedly ) E. Dijkstra.<br/><br/>I continue in my quest to be everyone else&#39;s weirdo. 2025-09-29T12:18:01Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxpwd92uq6vqpq87d0ndj4jhdtz8vrc997kwylnljm0krwez8r6kszypnces3vy09gsmlvf6cmu8m3xhyu856vw6366a03dtjg8w4ysnd6q46qyc0 Given our ...ahem... &#34;vibrant&#34; ... economy, I decided to check out my retirement account.<br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/265/342/811/284/263/original/f1d3a452b8248c08.jpg"> <br/> 2025-09-25T14:14:30Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0mqjn8ry58ah70jzwh2hlha9kzgn0n9s3kw2v94emc9gucrt73rszypnces3vy09gsmlvf6cmu8m3xhyu856vw6366a03dtjg8w4ysnd6q97nkyf <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/265/314/044/662/621/original/6008204401400a9e.jpg"> <br/> 2025-09-25T14:05:47Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsycq8tj7zftjh9sfqqhtkx0hqvag9seczuttj8x0csnw4ew5rxm3czypnces3vy09gsmlvf6cmu8m3xhyu856vw6366a03dtjg8w4ysnd6qxrpguv Yes, it is basically this: <a href="https://youtu.be/FavUpD_IjVY?si=AKQZ3XjZmJgZrAZQ">https://youtu.be/FavUpD_IjVY?si=AKQZ3XjZmJgZrAZQ</a><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/248/284/268/099/395/original/a8bb47c637d6e47e.jpg"> <br/> 2025-09-22T13:56:03Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdk5ys8uvdpwdzqj3akguddvy4jp582pekvhfwas8kcvrqsxtzkdczypnces3vy09gsmlvf6cmu8m3xhyu856vw6366a03dtjg8w4ysnd6qaac96l <a href="https://www.duffelblog.com/hegseth-announces-pentagon-will-stop-fighting-wars-focus-on-lethality/">https://www.duffelblog.com/hegseth-announces-pentagon-will-stop-fighting-wars-focus-on-lethality/</a><br/><br/>Hegseth announces Pentagon will stop fighting wars, focus on lethality 2025-09-08T16:35:45Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsz872hsrsv3e3cfemzsdaa9vj8rl7787vkncav4n3spdzl0wexlhczypnces3vy09gsmlvf6cmu8m3xhyu856vw6366a03dtjg8w4ysnd6qjmcx5y In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsfp540pcry79tca82gs2gke6kdqxrchhdt5l4qnctzr4w6p82zhfsf2vhs7'>nevent1q…vhs7</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>This was first proposed by Plato. 2025-09-05T19:52:04Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsv6shuakrp76xv2utv6n0ewlldyw8ygjjhnt6myx9ghk8ttm4793qzypnces3vy09gsmlvf6cmu8m3xhyu856vw6366a03dtjg8w4ysnd6qavg8xd To think -- some of us spent all that time and effort in school studying science, history, and math. We thought deeply about ethics and society.<br/><br/>Now, our government and businesses are run by the kids who cheated on all the exams. Our law enforcement and defense are run by the kids who skipped class to drink behind the bleachers. And our health care and science policy are run by the people who ate the crayons. 2025-09-05T15:55:46Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdg750w5jrk6jfe7sef3n6gnv637tks6jgla5u27ssmf6urnmh39gzypnces3vy09gsmlvf6cmu8m3xhyu856vw6366a03dtjg8w4ysnd6qa4zknj Prediction: 47 will die on a major holiday.<br/><br/>No, I have no particular insight as to WHICH day. I simply know that when it happens, it will become a major holiday. 2025-09-02T15:15:05Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsg8k9n07jva38uj8znucyr7555zwnsha6kyqpxfmv0tdf3zls82dqzypnces3vy09gsmlvf6cmu8m3xhyu856vw6366a03dtjg8w4ysnd6qc6wx04 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsx2safu2wzey64el7t9s59d5lgp6792nezah74pd23pryek9qhxagukzaku'>nevent1q…zaku</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Yes, DuffleBlog specializes in military-themed satire.<br/><br/>But it is sad it isn&#39;t obvious. 2025-09-01T16:25:00Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrjld36q92tf4rg3lprcz6tatjeyut2w7f6cmy97tgk8ncplw4mxqzypnces3vy09gsmlvf6cmu8m3xhyu856vw6366a03dtjg8w4ysnd6qm9hjyr So very on point. But sad.<br/><br/><a href="https://www.duffelblog.com/ice-partners-with-taliban-to-round-up-afghan-interpreters/">https://www.duffelblog.com/ice-partners-with-taliban-to-round-up-afghan-interpreters/</a> 2025-09-01T16:07:36Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdsvdkhyjeyja6zqj5gxnnu7tuf5jxlw3yrcf7fcna95h2zgn8rfqzypnces3vy09gsmlvf6cmu8m3xhyu856vw6366a03dtjg8w4ysnd6qtd0msh &#34;Act my age&#34;? &#34;Act my age&#34;!!??<br/><br/>The ocean is ancient, but it will drown your punk ass without hesitation or regret.<br/><br/>Be very careful what you wish for, youngster. 2025-09-01T12:36:01Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2nwj487j25dy8rvuh37f0w0zpwuvteknecfrz6xjnjfsw64u3vqqzypnces3vy09gsmlvf6cmu8m3xhyu856vw6366a03dtjg8w4ysnd6qk5x0hp Not enough people paid attention to Vincent Price&#39;s warning.<br/><br/>It is still applicable.<br/><br/><a href="https://youtu.be/mrMCqOmsMB4?si=0PUaosXnL2YRl6B1">https://youtu.be/mrMCqOmsMB4?si=0PUaosXnL2YRl6B1</a> 2025-08-29T15:30:41Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqst3j8uq25an4jhkmt52hvhns68rqsw5p5hjcp0gqlyahc284rpv2szypnces3vy09gsmlvf6cmu8m3xhyu856vw6366a03dtjg8w4ysnd6q09u4m7 Nice coverage from Purdue CS<br/><br/><a href="https://www.cs.purdue.edu/news/articles/2025/spafford-featured-on-cover-of-communications-of-the-acm-for-the-second-time.html">https://www.cs.purdue.edu/news/articles/2025/spafford-featured-on-cover-of-communications-of-the-acm-for-the-second-time.html</a> 2025-08-29T15:00:14Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgs66qv6w6t620ewqnuppgn228m6syfp4say909y0lknmj3w9qckszypnces3vy09gsmlvf6cmu8m3xhyu856vw6366a03dtjg8w4ysnd6q8cj5ny When he finally dies, I think we should give him a funeral like an ancient pharaoh -- and bury all his cabinet officials and the Congress-critters he owns, along with him. Better yet, a funeral pyre. 2025-08-26T19:55:20Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvhk32dw2lr6mv7fkk64424sqpa6efadf64wgaurusg89pd3k50ugzypnces3vy09gsmlvf6cmu8m3xhyu856vw6366a03dtjg8w4ysnd6qmsvqvk &#34;The trouble is, you think you have time.&#34; -- Buddha 2025-08-22T12:27:01Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsg7fq0xt4g6xx3pxf4ze6ctd7dlrpzz6xjhsv9n4v6latznfccecczypnces3vy09gsmlvf6cmu8m3xhyu856vw6366a03dtjg8w4ysnd6q6nuf29 A public service announcement<br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/061/317/117/856/194/original/5677ed9473caaecf.jpg"> <br/> 2025-08-20T13:26:48Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqspfmgxfpus5knw4r9q0wmejae833heu4zyacdngjluxwmlurpw4fgzypnces3vy09gsmlvf6cmu8m3xhyu856vw6366a03dtjg8w4ysnd6qm6nwfe I was recently asked by someone if I dance. <br/><br/>I replied, there&#39;s a story there. Yes, I used to dance, until I pulled a groin muscle &amp; gained 5 pounds. <br/><br/>Normally, that wouldn&#39;t stop someone, except it wasn&#39;t my groin, and the 5 pounds was the court-mandated ankle monitor.<br/><br/>My friends know not to ask me questions they really don&#39;t want to know the answer to. 2025-08-18T12:53:02Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswslpw6c287qtadd6hh74kramzp0yx05cfll7wqd4xkmyfjv7z3nczypnces3vy09gsmlvf6cmu8m3xhyu856vw6366a03dtjg8w4ysnd6qg3ke2v <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/045/323/548/400/331/original/c4216a99c40327b4.jpg"> <br/> 2025-08-17T17:39:44Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqspcjf8u3grgqfskmuyjhz4xt5ejmamm95f897qx523zp0mr4dpydszypnces3vy09gsmlvf6cmu8m3xhyu856vw6366a03dtjg8w4ysnd6qa6vcfr The Washington Post is really slipping. They apparently no longer edit headlines anymore. <br/><br/>This was in today&#39;s edition: &#34;JD Vance becomes latest affluent American to fall for England’s storybook vacation spot&#34; <br/><br/>Anyone who is paying attention knows that it should be &#34;effluent&#34; 2025-08-13T16:36:20Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs96wt6v2l3yw2uuelaf6cxyjruss0yv88e7v9yhf357zx5ktdw3yqzypnces3vy09gsmlvf6cmu8m3xhyu856vw6366a03dtjg8w4ysnd6qctf424 Cleopatra died on this day in 30 CE.<br/><br/>So, watch your asp. 2025-08-12T20:16:01Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2qgl9czjtuh4vmcws82r96f7mpkycevajq9r0y7u0y7t5944ealszypnces3vy09gsmlvf6cmu8m3xhyu856vw6366a03dtjg8w4ysnd6qeuktqw I figured if I retired from the university, I&#39;d be game for a new career. I saw an advertisement for making chess set pieces. That seemed interesting, except I&#39;d have to work knights. That&#39;s a better move than working in a pawn shop. However, I expect I&#39;d get board. 2025-08-07T13:02:25Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8kf4c6cjxva7h8zt335ycek0jdrllyqec84jnw8jama6xy32z9nczypnces3vy09gsmlvf6cmu8m3xhyu856vw6366a03dtjg8w4ysnd6q9ja6vk <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/972/018/471/373/074/original/a74a91fc27961ce5.jpg"> <br/> 2025-08-04T18:56:24Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgg2hzwqe5ceu6dx4spesu0y64vrdr4ec7d39c83kpct8xteltktqzypnces3vy09gsmlvf6cmu8m3xhyu856vw6366a03dtjg8w4ysnd6qv495dh I am honored to present the keynote at the 25th anniversary Jornada Internacional de Seguridad Informática (International Computer Security Day) in Bogatá, Colombia this week.<br/><br/>Information/Cyber security is an international concern. It&#39;s great to celebrate this history of attention to the issue!<br/><br/><a href="https://www.acis.org.co/jisi2025">https://www.acis.org.co/jisi2025</a><br/><br/>#jisi2025 2025-07-27T16:23:50Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2393q48pnpfmpqpvje5rqdd27rkk8dh6tvnar07zz544yladx6aszypnces3vy09gsmlvf6cmu8m3xhyu856vw6366a03dtjg8w4ysnd6q57hsa9 I had a friend who was recently arrested for taking human skin from a medical supply company.<br/><br/>He wasn&#39;t charged with theft -- it was graft. 2025-07-24T14:22:32Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsx0ha4ns4gdx2merpazlzeq8jcqs4mh82h32539f9qmdv6eh0jt8czypnces3vy09gsmlvf6cmu8m3xhyu856vw6366a03dtjg8w4ysnd6q56wq7f <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/869/161/308/533/055/original/36c88d725eb35e8a.jpg"> <br/> 2025-07-17T14:58:31Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrcwvhcx8fmnn2l7tyyj3dyyy2ep82r7vcfrpt2cs8uz6sft7m50gzypnces3vy09gsmlvf6cmu8m3xhyu856vw6366a03dtjg8w4ysnd6qsyy9y5 After a long career as an academic, I realized my extensive investments for a comfortable retirement are like a Mercedes-Maybach .<br/><br/>I don&#39;t have a Mercedes-Maybach.<br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/868/567/022/062/488/original/950e70f7e5062e4f.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-07-17T12:27:15Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrxzzadxcv99slle7y3fssspz5jd2pggf720ykawwsnsl5m0m7u5czypnces3vy09gsmlvf6cmu8m3xhyu856vw6366a03dtjg8w4ysnd6qcwh74w This was posted online several years ago. As I navigate through several meeting requests today, I can&#39;t help but endorse this.<br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/863/409/370/116/912/original/66c4cfda49e29b7b.jpg"> <br/> 2025-07-16T14:35:51Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0syy7d2knf6agjr32w407psm4kk28raaprdm6e9qjj8pup93w5vgzypnces3vy09gsmlvf6cmu8m3xhyu856vw6366a03dtjg8w4ysnd6q5shcka Hmmm....<br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/846/546/941/407/911/original/94f98f415f4f2dc8.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-07-13T15:07:16Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsd4vmn2a3ym07fwyg79vx8lw2s3huj7ermahwhd7hyu66uvh0msgszypnces3vy09gsmlvf6cmu8m3xhyu856vw6366a03dtjg8w4ysnd6qwxddau I saw the new liberal &#39;Superman&#39; movie and it gave me the woke mind virus | Opinion<br/><br/><a href="https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/columnist/2025/07/11/superman-2025-woke-immigrants-james-gunn/84535442007/">https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/columnist/2025/07/11/superman-2025-woke-immigrants-james-gunn/84535442007/</a> 2025-07-11T16:23:53Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqspaqauw4u8ug8pzqu5tpp59p9sw7ptm4skqt726t2nvp7u2dhpecszypnces3vy09gsmlvf6cmu8m3xhyu856vw6366a03dtjg8w4ysnd6qwru68f If the current US administration was a piece of music<br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/829/558/059/263/300/original/05e950c1eb9d6b0e.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-07-10T15:06:46Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsx4wwj7zdft834fw65kr6flc87ssuzd2ah97q9f0pk2atdxalhm3gzypnces3vy09gsmlvf6cmu8m3xhyu856vw6366a03dtjg8w4ysnd6qylcx47 My deep question for the day: At what point did I transition from promising young man to creepy old guy? 2025-07-03T12:47:12Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2pulye3azjq8am48zu7v80h4hvmwyyhsvcl44x98t4cc5ratsqdqzypnces3vy09gsmlvf6cmu8m3xhyu856vw6366a03dtjg8w4ysnd6q3rkss4 I hope you are all having a great Tauday<br/><a href="https://tauday.com">https://tauday.com</a> 2025-06-28T15:18:57Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsq7mjzjj0mtjtz2nj0ea3teasykeqwlnfmyusd7hsgg3wk0nv8e2qzypnces3vy09gsmlvf6cmu8m3xhyu856vw6366a03dtjg8w4ysnd6q06egmq Oh, yeah nothing to see here:<br/><br/><a href="https://ground.news/article/us-doomsday-plane-lands-near-washington-after-iran-rejects-trumps-surrender-demand">https://ground.news/article/us-doomsday-plane-lands-near-washington-after-iran-rejects-trumps-surrender-demand</a> 2025-06-19T19:04:12Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgu3pyzuhx8pg4cmjd6e4dctq7spfgme7m9akepnc4v435z8nz5dqzypnces3vy09gsmlvf6cmu8m3xhyu856vw6366a03dtjg8w4ysnd6q54wpsh Found online years ago...<br/><br/>The entire Dune cycle is based on a terrible pun.<br/>1. The spice is called melange.<br/>2. The spice confers power and longevity.<br/>3. Melange is a French word for variety.<br/><br/>In other words, variety is the spice of life. <br/><br/>Why does no one ever talk about this? 2025-06-12T11:46:14Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswj9w8sr08qa48tmdtsnlpjjrq0gyn2ru8nhhsxr6j30rcrm6ep6gzypnces3vy09gsmlvf6cmu8m3xhyu856vw6366a03dtjg8w4ysnd6q2cwret In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqswkly8dtw8tqwrzlqvgnhzywrzttxlz3k9ywga0uf3qnq38yx30lcepnl4t'>nevent1q…nl4t</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I was busted long ago 2025-06-06T20:01:51Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8pl7qrjrq84hugjl4x36z759ftek707n4wjzhnthpfqz5s9plyrczypnces3vy09gsmlvf6cmu8m3xhyu856vw6366a03dtjg8w4ysnd6q0k26c0 For many years, several of my colleagues, a few ex-students, and at least one former romantic interest have fervently hoped that I would become an extinguished professor.<br/><br/>Their prayers were for naught. I outlasted them.<br/><br/><a href="https://www.cs.purdue.edu/news/articles/2025/spafford-named-distinguished-professor-of-computer-science.html">https://www.cs.purdue.edu/news/articles/2025/spafford-named-distinguished-professor-of-computer-science.html</a> 2025-06-06T19:18:41Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstg3j3k8jgf3hadhuexgj43r6nchpkfzz3ugphvct2esc49emytcgzypnces3vy09gsmlvf6cmu8m3xhyu856vw6366a03dtjg8w4ysnd6q8ved39 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsx5dgvyn503g7wnwcvddvuacvfjysts0ldvw7lun3jmrsqm53hndqjfq3ax'>nevent1q…q3ax</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Ok, Mush just dropped that 47 is in the Epstein files and that is why they haven&#39;t been released.<br/><br/>Now the Mango Mussolini&#39;s turn.... 2025-06-05T19:28:37Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsx5dgvyn503g7wnwcvddvuacvfjysts0ldvw7lun3jmrsqm53hndqzypnces3vy09gsmlvf6cmu8m3xhyu856vw6366a03dtjg8w4ysnd6qse49tj OK, Mush and 47 are now openly dissing each other.<br/><br/>Time for a betting pool?<br/><br/>How long before it goes nuclear? E.g., 47 tells DHS to have ICE arrest him as an illegal citizen, or Mush to spill the tea about 47&#39;s decrepitude? 2025-06-05T17:58:12Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvuaj7mrv2mqxe3k840xa4pgz0as8t34tpvdj0xzng4cczakg37yczypnces3vy09gsmlvf6cmu8m3xhyu856vw6366a03dtjg8w4ysnd6qagqkuy Found in my archive:<br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/630/890/337/862/056/original/6f37f4824bf9455b.jpg"> <br/> 2025-06-05T13:03:05Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs92f9ser6kczpkzxvwxe5jzya8k805x5797amzdfrqwmdn2n7ddfczypnces3vy09gsmlvf6cmu8m3xhyu856vw6366a03dtjg8w4ysnd6qxx2qjy Mondays.<br/><br/>#IYKYK<br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/613/979/675/528/692/original/559e08151760ff9e.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-06-02T13:22:21Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvnp5kar7u8y3v7r0w943g03rnrcklt47fzkdl4jshl6eapla05kczypnces3vy09gsmlvf6cmu8m3xhyu856vw6366a03dtjg8w4ysnd6q9rf5p7 Two quotes by Robert Louis Stevenson I found while looking for something else:<br/><br/>&#34;Marriage: A friendship recognized by the police.&#34;<br/><br/>&#34;Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.” 2025-06-02T12:03:35Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfnyykrsk7zkrm6gas96ls9nqey4y424w4qyyykpevjeg4pjyn34gzypnces3vy09gsmlvf6cmu8m3xhyu856vw6366a03dtjg8w4ysnd6qnrw3zc I passed my annual physical yesterday, although I was told I must begin running around at the track and eating more oats.<br/><br/>I suspect that is less of an issue with my actual health, rather than the university&#39;s insurance plan, which only covers an annual veterinary exam. 2025-05-29T12:00:53Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsylcdtrakp7p5dsx7jjpeucvrq692kd2qv43kqddw7kgj0pf2cphczypnces3vy09gsmlvf6cmu8m3xhyu856vw6366a03dtjg8w4ysnd6q8yvj2d Pattie and I have been learning about butterscotch-flavored Items. <br/><br/>Yes, she is my partner in caramel knowledge. 2025-05-27T13:29:11Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswa6gh0wczhau99tq2xz2dtg4mehs58ynenerah4zawrrkxua5ljqzypnces3vy09gsmlvf6cmu8m3xhyu856vw6366a03dtjg8w4ysnd6qmam6ur Rites of spring: first time peeing in the pool. <br/><br/>For best results, don&#39;t use your own pool! <br/><br/>Pro tip: If using a public pool, don&#39;t do it from the diving board. I won&#39;t do THAT again! 2025-05-01T13:18:12Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfy6hawwatah5yd7ptkf8l7ae23rvw7e20x9u3lxer7svf8pprvpczypnces3vy09gsmlvf6cmu8m3xhyu856vw6366a03dtjg8w4ysnd6q7qsqph For my friends who work in security, if you have not yet seen this: <a href="https://www.npr.org/2025/04/15/nx-s1-5355896/doge-nlrb-elon-musk-spacex-security">https://www.npr.org/2025/04/15/nx-s1-5355896/doge-nlrb-elon-musk-spacex-security</a><br/><br/>I am horrified. At worst, members of DOGE are actively promoting Russian espionage. At best, their security is so sloppy that they have been thoroughly penetrated by foreign intelligence services.<br/><br/>I cannot begin to state how bad this is for US national security.<br/><br/>I urge you to contact your senators and representative in Congress and ask them to shut down DOGE and open an investigation. 2025-04-18T17:00:45Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsp9ag8dla4flrvdwgjzg58m7xzp98gdu65fph8pktqesnt8zf0htszypnces3vy09gsmlvf6cmu8m3xhyu856vw6366a03dtjg8w4ysnd6q9rffpe Has anyone else noticed that when time travelers grab you by your shoulders and ask what year it is, and you tell them, they don&#39;t reply, &#34;Then I&#39;m not too late,&#34; anymore?<br/><br/>That&#39;s rather concerning. 2025-04-08T13:05:03Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsw95gmpx5cv6w066jcak6cdwtnzhjdq8qz5k5y720v2l6fe0d4d4gzypnces3vy09gsmlvf6cmu8m3xhyu856vw6366a03dtjg8w4ysnd6qk6lwxr Kim Jong Un is angry. With the tariffs, 47 continues to be viewed as the most unhinged leader in the world, a title that used to belong to him. 2025-04-06T15:59:08Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8qs3wm800zfdguq26e5ew2327dzsq0u7evktlgcxy4llutevlw6gzypnces3vy09gsmlvf6cmu8m3xhyu856vw6366a03dtjg8w4ysnd6q7c2ntz Remember when we thought the depth of stupidity in government was people like Sarah Palin and Dubbya, and evil was Dick Cheney?<br/><br/>Now we&#39;re nostalgic for those as gentler times.... 2025-03-28T14:57:37Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsra3pu0mk7vwyjk8sz8y944hmkwap23s6ta2t232xmhz4tsuqynwqzypnces3vy09gsmlvf6cmu8m3xhyu856vw6366a03dtjg8w4ysnd6q9nea3p <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/225/064/899/950/332/original/58a712d325e7a9ca.png"> <br/> 2025-03-25T20:56:38Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrfpgqdsm5tmm8az2uh0zfzuqjadld0zg8xzgujl6qnjz97tpz3kqzypnces3vy09gsmlvf6cmu8m3xhyu856vw6366a03dtjg8w4ysnd6q2u0a4r <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/213/102/309/777/472/original/c1e98cecee7c59f5.jpg"> <br/> 2025-03-23T18:14:07Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8nuhgyjdc4ws78kzx23294yv2eny7g7sremm507pt52mvwnycnqqzypnces3vy09gsmlvf6cmu8m3xhyu856vw6366a03dtjg8w4ysnd6qfey3t7 Vermin equinox: Today is the day my days suck equally bad as the nights. 2025-03-20T14:02:20Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqw5ghlv7ye5tsyjvyengrtl9v949sj84pv539cwzmns488yexdjczypnces3vy09gsmlvf6cmu8m3xhyu856vw6366a03dtjg8w4ysnd6qvpnrzj <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/151/632/985/286/715/original/7a8e05a3e22687ca.jpg"> <br/> 2025-03-12T21:42:14Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfledwz8vpjevcrzuggtxmwzdy0z0nlxhx2p5zaq5jstmwc8n52nczypnces3vy09gsmlvf6cmu8m3xhyu856vw6366a03dtjg8w4ysnd6qwpkkzs In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs99vc0hmkhvf9vy7kkdu6s5tsuqt0x4m7mphkdyau74tczqgd443q394aw2'>nevent1q…4aw2</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>And ... Exclusive: Hegseth orders Cyber Command to stand down on Russia planning<br/><br/><a href="https://therecord.media/hegseth-orders-cyber-command-stand-down-russia-planning">https://therecord.media/hegseth-orders-cyber-command-stand-down-russia-planning</a> 2025-02-28T20:49:11Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs99vc0hmkhvf9vy7kkdu6s5tsuqt0x4m7mphkdyau74tczqgd443qzypnces3vy09gsmlvf6cmu8m3xhyu856vw6366a03dtjg8w4ysnd6qpkrdfp Neither of these bode well for US cybersecurity. But gee, soon we will get cheaper eggs, right?<br/><br/>Trump administration retreats in fight against Russian cyber threats<br/><a href="https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/feb/28/trump-russia-hacking-cyber-security">https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/feb/28/trump-russia-hacking-cyber-security</a><br/><br/>US intel shows Russia and China are attempting to recruit disgruntled federal employees, sources say<br/><a href="https://www.cnn.com/2025/02/28/politics/us-intel-russia-china-attempt-recruit-disgruntled-federal-employees">https://www.cnn.com/2025/02/28/politics/us-intel-russia-china-attempt-recruit-disgruntled-federal-employees</a> 2025-02-28T20:38:55Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqszy06p4fdnkv59re6ud2wstqempr6g00p9zteg37ymul9jd9v775qzypnces3vy09gsmlvf6cmu8m3xhyu856vw6366a03dtjg8w4ysnd6q5w3ugw The CDC is still prohibited from posting any updates on bird flu, and with JFK Jr at the helm, no vaccines will be available.<br/><br/>However, the government is willing to keep an eye on water quality....<br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/014/882/339/471/062/original/25e8c9bf557599c3.jpg"> <br/> 2025-02-16T18:07:07Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvce2n87uuhmmy3muk4fwpfvgc5xrkyg66e30eanz9w0jc4f66nggzypnces3vy09gsmlvf6cmu8m3xhyu856vw6366a03dtjg8w4ysnd6q2p9srz &#34;To love is to risk not being loved in return. To hope is to risk pain. To try is to risk failure, but risk must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing.&#34; 2025-02-07T19:37:01Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2f6j7a9f467sutsnpjr8ea8t4ynk9uaamavjagfhhnqgrd6jchsszypnces3vy09gsmlvf6cmu8m3xhyu856vw6366a03dtjg8w4ysnd6qh4t3gf CRA: NSF Budget Cuts Would Put the Future of U.S. Innovation and Security at Risk<br/><br/><a href="https://cra.org/nsf-budget-cuts-would-put-the-future-of-u-s-innovation-and-security-at-risk/">https://cra.org/nsf-budget-cuts-would-put-the-future-of-u-s-innovation-and-security-at-risk/</a> 2025-02-06T00:16:38Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqszkcre554rjwwr5r3zmxe6hrvs94eskjv30vt6x2nm8g58stffydqzypnces3vy09gsmlvf6cmu8m3xhyu856vw6366a03dtjg8w4ysnd6qhg9z83 I&#39;m certain all the people who decided to stay home or not vote for Harris as a &#34;protest&#34; against Biden&#39;s policies on the Middle East are now satisfied that they were heard, and they got what they wanted: student visas being cancelled and ethnic cleansing of Gaza to allow the Trumps to build vacation resorts.<br/><br/>I guess you all showed the Dems a thing or two! 2025-02-05T18:34:49Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsx5f609dvf90g6h3hn65tkk7nk7gcy37vyuwj8e7epc0kk8vgcyzgzypnces3vy09gsmlvf6cmu8m3xhyu856vw6366a03dtjg8w4ysnd6qcpm5qm Old Soviet joke repurposed for 2025:<br/>Several times daily, a woman opens a news website, glances at the screen, then closes it.<br/><br/>Her spouse, curious, asks what she&#39;s doing.<br/><br/>The woman explains she&#39;s looking for death notices.<br/><br/>The spouse says that the website only has headlines, not obituaries.<br/><br/>The woman replies, &#34;Oh, the obituaries I&#39;m praying for will be headlines.&#34; 2025-01-29T15:59:44Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8zssw99lgwd308k33k39rmm0e33az66hasmydj9x9dm6wrx3w0kqzypnces3vy09gsmlvf6cmu8m3xhyu856vw6366a03dtjg8w4ysnd6q2laq43 The mistake made by Bishop Budde was in preaching a sermon.<br/><br/>An exorcism is what was really needed. 2025-01-24T15:24:42Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqst5zp28qhsc4gn06lkptplymsz8wtx5n8tv0j3sflydjtwyegxlsszypnces3vy09gsmlvf6cmu8m3xhyu856vw6366a03dtjg8w4ysnd6q4w490z For those of you wondering what life in academia is like: <a href="https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/if-your-universitys-administration-ran-a-polar-expedition">https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/if-your-universitys-administration-ran-a-polar-expedition</a> 2025-01-22T17:10:40Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqst424njk0v54ntglgm9xmzm83tgxeeh3sahd45tmcg7kvj5kktqqszypnces3vy09gsmlvf6cmu8m3xhyu856vw6366a03dtjg8w4ysnd6qfxydm8 For my friends in Canada:<br/><a href="https://thebeaverton.com/2024/12/canadian-man-tempted-to-support-annexation-just-to-watch-americans-try-to-deal-with-quebec/">https://thebeaverton.com/2024/12/canadian-man-tempted-to-support-annexation-just-to-watch-americans-try-to-deal-with-quebec/</a> 2025-01-12T14:51:31Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxfs4awucscthk8fv6wzqkp8jfsxvy4ak5ap8qhyykzp389umkg7szypnces3vy09gsmlvf6cmu8m3xhyu856vw6366a03dtjg8w4ysnd6qqr2kzh In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsdd6e553y9nxlqyre2g09h5nzf2c3sz3r0pejmtyarfxjkapwl52gqc79pf'>nevent1q…79pf</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I have a very hard head 2025-01-01T19:59:06Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsz4qrnhjj2eedgnhkxf00uwdanwztgnrkzn24zpugdks8zyk9j7fszypnces3vy09gsmlvf6cmu8m3xhyu856vw6366a03dtjg8w4ysnd6qx7tvu5 When hunting, a cheetah can accelerate to 60mph in seconds, and people exclaim it is an awesome display of nature.<br/><br/>When I do it, falling down stairs, people shake their heads and assert it is time for an intervention.<br/><br/>May your 2025 be without undue trauma! 2025-01-01T15:32:01Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8xj2rr6hn630sum39tugzkry6hq5vu5my2axhfk76jscyupmsj0gzypnces3vy09gsmlvf6cmu8m3xhyu856vw6366a03dtjg8w4ysnd6q2rmrw0 We&#39;re going to stay up until midnight this New Year&#39;s Eve.<br/><br/>Not because we are at a party or celebrating -- it is to be certain that 2024 leaves. 2024-12-31T20:07:01Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8h956tcrzyp9hw4g8hv8uwv55yx7gr5jzjx8km5cjpxduph245rszypnces3vy09gsmlvf6cmu8m3xhyu856vw6366a03dtjg8w4ysnd6qn37fyc Aren&#39;t timezones fascinating?<br/><br/>In Australia, it&#39;s already 2025<br/><br/>In Europe, it&#39;s still 2024<br/><br/>In the USA, we&#39;re entering 1937 2024-12-31T18:19:00Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8aaf7ju9f6makc8sutnhjtldfthukh97pn48n2anucupm9znx0vgzypnces3vy09gsmlvf6cmu8m3xhyu856vw6366a03dtjg8w4ysnd6qkpn62s Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.<br/><br/>A forensic investigation by the medical examiner&#39;s office determined it was carbon monoxide from a faulty furnace. 2024-12-24T16:38:54Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs05dxy4a2fwqt8ne3y366qrcygh37d6qwshxjjplwu84xdct45etszypnces3vy09gsmlvf6cmu8m3xhyu856vw6366a03dtjg8w4ysnd6q0leyk7 Here&#39;s a no-cost, non-denominational, last-minute gift idea.<br/><br/>Reach out to people who made a positive difference in your life but with whom you have not been in touch for a while. Tell them that they were a force for good in your life. Thank them. <br/><br/>Be generous -- pass on this idea. Spread some joy. 2024-12-23T14:07:00Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqszlfkf23j482wprrprrdexggna24mkxnrnq5s42flejd4f3ulaxzgzypnces3vy09gsmlvf6cmu8m3xhyu856vw6366a03dtjg8w4ysnd6q0ewn96 After this, we realized we could not compete and thus stopped sending Christmas cards.<br/><br/><a href="https://youtu.be/NL4D1PcgZd4?si=SmH2SU1eV-1lHL_s">https://youtu.be/NL4D1PcgZd4?si=SmH2SU1eV-1lHL_s</a> 2024-12-22T18:36:00Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrswmx79te62jjc2sar8pq7as3ul6n9du44xr59am6hgep789ny8gzypnces3vy09gsmlvf6cmu8m3xhyu856vw6366a03dtjg8w4ysnd6qrgj7h0 Friends - DO NOT drink and drive this festive season. If you want to stay safe, feel free to call, email, or text me at least two days in advance. I have years of experience and am happy to help. I&#39;ll come by and drink for you so you can drive safely.<br/><br/>Happy holidays! 2024-12-21T15:24:24Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdeup72xrgypc673we7zw25x784cp6nxfzpgdv4kuuqapw0ts9k8szypnces3vy09gsmlvf6cmu8m3xhyu856vw6366a03dtjg8w4ysnd6qvgs7d7 The coffee simply isn&#39;t working in this timeline. I am giving up on warp speed and switching to impulse. 2024-12-20T19:32:02Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0vmgwat4esx4qjgmmkvsx55ggshaqk0jf8ywtcss0tk393wu76rgzypnces3vy09gsmlvf6cmu8m3xhyu856vw6366a03dtjg8w4ysnd6q36j86u I&#39;m very tired. Thus, I&#39;m only going to jingle some of the way. 2024-12-16T15:08:53Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsq00sylakfphw7pxj9q8lvskpfv8s6pw4386sed6skcy9lmxsx4eczypnces3vy09gsmlvf6cmu8m3xhyu856vw6366a03dtjg8w4ysnd6q9nqukv The best satire has some basis in reality. Buckle up.<br/><br/><a href="https://open.substack.com/pub/duffelblog/p/ex-army-sniper-prepares-for-potential">https://open.substack.com/pub/duffelblog/p/ex-army-sniper-prepares-for-potential</a> 2024-12-09T14:58:21Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvac3472000fd65uyjx3z9032pv29sdg0vuyz0l85e0zxpfp4jvvszypnces3vy09gsmlvf6cmu8m3xhyu856vw6366a03dtjg8w4ysnd6qxyt0m9 Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. --Voltaire 2024-12-03T16:36:17Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsy628uv7fgp6fktuh8mu2ux0ktg2zvq0k7f7krd72h2f88s6yfaqgzypnces3vy09gsmlvf6cmu8m3xhyu856vw6366a03dtjg8w4ysnd6qlrfhnh <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/113/555/675/581/379/871/original/ed5c7d7d71dbd723.jpeg"> <br/> 2024-11-27T15:42:07Z