2023-06-26T10:23:05Z https://njump.me meteolab.online https://njump.me/npub1verwkcsulswzz0el7lclkqrh4p3anv4xvnq40d8m3wuxk4hsxacs56dsua https://meteolab.online/icons/android-chrome-512x512.png https://meteolab.online/icons/android-chrome-512x512.png https://njump.me/nevent1qqsx3y5h8536azsye0hhxd3vq5ryn3j67f30gj7m4zcsvszen52r7zczypnyd6mzrn7pcgfl8lmlr7cqw75x8kdj5ejvz4a5lw9ms66k7qmhze8698r Where do young cows eat lunch? In the calf-ateria. <br/><br/>Air temperature: 8,31 °C<br/>Pressure: 988,31 hPa<br/>Humidity: 100,00 %<br/> <img src="https://meteolab.online/api/image/275223.jpg"> 2023-11-01T07:00:01Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9926dys53cd4cd4wwaafd4k2ul8k0xxv0j5fs2fxdsztgy9rj4dqzypnyd6mzrn7pcgfl8lmlr7cqw75x8kdj5ejvz4a5lw9ms66k7qmhzmsacv8 How come the stadium got hot after the game? 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I’m going to start taking steps to avoid them. <br/><br/>Air temperature: 24,12 °C<br/>Pressure: 995,26 hPa<br/>Humidity: 63,81 %<br/> <img src="https://meteolab.online/api/image/233143.jpg"> 2023-10-03T10:00:00Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsy0gfknp8uf2ucsrt3s3svq4ejsj9u5mdpaewm3xre75w3ye9f7rqzypnyd6mzrn7pcgfl8lmlr7cqw75x8kdj5ejvz4a5lw9ms66k7qmhz5uqnml What did the green grape say to the purple grape? <br/>BREATH!! <br/><br/>Air temperature: 11,99 °C<br/>Pressure: 996,63 hPa<br/>Humidity: 100,00 %<br/> <img src="https://meteolab.online/api/image/232760.jpg"> 2023-10-03T04:00:00Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqspwt6a90tsup0etyee55tkwfcjq4xtgledhtm3jqgkysc3v7suy0czypnyd6mzrn7pcgfl8lmlr7cqw75x8kdj5ejvz4a5lw9ms66k7qmhzz8sa7m What do you call someone with no nose? Nobody knows. <br/><br/>Air temperature: 12,92 °C<br/>Pressure: 997,52 hPa<br/>Humidity: 97,98 %<br/> <img src="https://meteolab.online/api/image/232631.jpg"> 2023-10-03T02:00:00Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxefm56lpcdv2mx6uzww9l6pr6ln68xtu3hgysz2y9tn8wrv9cr9czypnyd6mzrn7pcgfl8lmlr7cqw75x8kdj5ejvz4a5lw9ms66k7qmhzpzf8fp Egyptians claimed to invent the guitar, but they were such lyres. <br/><br/>Air temperature: 9,72 °C<br/>Pressure: 1 002,38 hPa<br/>Humidity: 100,00 %<br/> <img src="https://meteolab.online/api/image/229561.jpg"> 2023-10-01T00:00:00Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsz6f6h36ppt566fj9fcxmp8uhlty9709sktnf4gthsjhmn3nmhw6czypnyd6mzrn7pcgfl8lmlr7cqw75x8kdj5ejvz4a5lw9ms66k7qmhzmjy9hu My boss told me that he was going to fire the person with the worst posture. 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He felt his presents. <br/><br/>Air temperature: 17,98 °C<br/>Pressure: 1 001,04 hPa<br/>Humidity: 64,27 %<br/> <img src="https://meteolab.online/api/image/220056.jpg"> 2023-09-24T13:00:00Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsysftyr62e7rnd5q0cvug389ztdvm3g32amvccylywduavsych4fgzypnyd6mzrn7pcgfl8lmlr7cqw75x8kdj5ejvz4a5lw9ms66k7qmhz3juajs I went to the store to pick up eight cans of sprite... when I got home I realized I&#39;d only picked seven up <br/><br/>Air temperature: 12,82 °C<br/>Pressure: 997,52 hPa<br/>Humidity: 76,47 %<br/> <img src="https://meteolab.online/api/image/219289.jpg"> 2023-09-24T01:00:00Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsp7xqluhl0lxlfx8kkgazgty0uw4lw9q5mxtfja9dd0f6q0p9yxwgzypnyd6mzrn7pcgfl8lmlr7cqw75x8kdj5ejvz4a5lw9ms66k7qmhz4n6k57 What kind of dog lives in a particle accelerator? 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They each got six months. <br/><br/>Air temperature: 21,01 °C<br/>Pressure: 982,06 hPa<br/>Humidity: 70,31 %<br/> <img src="https://meteolab.online/api/image/215833.jpg"> 2023-09-21T19:00:00Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrgzchgfe84r9cmp0rmy4e0jss6jr7aet66pgpthsutydrq0pmfuqzypnyd6mzrn7pcgfl8lmlr7cqw75x8kdj5ejvz4a5lw9ms66k7qmhz4uzadg You can&#39;t trust a ladder. 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I only have my shelf to blame. <br/><br/>Air temperature: 23,79 °C<br/>Pressure: 993,55 hPa<br/>Humidity: 68,06 %<br/> <img src="https://meteolab.online/api/image/213721.jpg"> 2023-09-20T10:00:00Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0cckwnznwcudj8ddpvujfvu9s06d83v8cn3dv9vfvu42ses7vq9szypnyd6mzrn7pcgfl8lmlr7cqw75x8kdj5ejvz4a5lw9ms66k7qmhzd6ak04 What do you call a girl between two posts? Annette. <br/><br/>Air temperature: 20,00 °C<br/>Pressure: 993,92 hPa<br/>Humidity: 81,98 %<br/> <img src="https://meteolab.online/api/image/213656.jpg"> 2023-09-20T09:00:00Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswtq73vvd374v3c3jkf5pyq3rpgj9eraru4wpqeanlx3uxz5r5kdgzypnyd6mzrn7pcgfl8lmlr7cqw75x8kdj5ejvz4a5lw9ms66k7qmhz7yrlrf I don&#39;t trust stairs. They&#39;re always up to something. <br/><br/>Air temperature: 17,41 °C<br/>Pressure: 994,18 hPa<br/>Humidity: 91,98 %<br/> <img src="https://meteolab.online/api/image/213593.jpg"> 2023-09-20T08:00:00Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2mwwqclj7qumwa3ctc4uzj3ezut8263v92ym5q9uf2t90s0tfpmczypnyd6mzrn7pcgfl8lmlr7cqw75x8kdj5ejvz4a5lw9ms66k7qmhzk0jwj7 What’s brown and sounds like a bell? Dung! <br/><br/>Air temperature: 16,58 °C<br/>Pressure: 991,90 hPa<br/>Humidity: 90,55 %<br/> <img src="https://meteolab.online/api/image/212943.jpg"> 2023-09-19T21:00:00Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsp9nlacm5gu7ftck9azjvpw3u5xwgu7mxxkxexkz0ltqyj44mssdczypnyd6mzrn7pcgfl8lmlr7cqw75x8kdj5ejvz4a5lw9ms66k7qmhzjy2pkp What is a witch&#39;s favorite subject in school? Spelling! <br/><br/>Air temperature: 25,44 °C<br/>Pressure: 990,25 hPa<br/>Humidity: 65,46 %<br/> <img src="https://meteolab.online/api/image/212351.jpg"> 2023-09-19T12:00:00Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstmrcm70gefs9xsel3hqlmjcp7ty7w0f8q8pczgy9qwmh48w77z8qzypnyd6mzrn7pcgfl8lmlr7cqw75x8kdj5ejvz4a5lw9ms66k7qmhzaxkd67 It takes guts to be an organ donor. <br/><br/>Air temperature: 22,13 °C<br/>Pressure: 990,26 hPa<br/>Humidity: 81,72 %<br/> <img src="https://meteolab.online/api/image/212288.jpg"> 2023-09-19T11:00:00Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsd2u2ztc7vzl5q4jtrk2t8wcm45uqqc7d3jetm099k9fqv6kupu8qzypnyd6mzrn7pcgfl8lmlr7cqw75x8kdj5ejvz4a5lw9ms66k7qmhzste43h A doll was recently found dead in a rice paddy. It&#39;s the only known instance of a nick nack paddy wack. <br/><br/>Air temperature: 19,44 °C<br/>Pressure: 989,44 hPa<br/>Humidity: 97,12 %<br/> <img src="https://meteolab.online/api/image/212159.jpg"> 2023-09-19T09:00:00Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8hjwzfvzymh8z7wsn3xc36u3sxpfu90syf63dz4gfee8k47pfxtgzypnyd6mzrn7pcgfl8lmlr7cqw75x8kdj5ejvz4a5lw9ms66k7qmhz2p30s2 How come the stadium got hot after the game? Because all of the fans left. <br/><br/>Air temperature: 17,51 °C<br/>Pressure: 988,16 hPa<br/>Humidity: 100,00 %<br/> <img src="https://meteolab.online/api/image/211968.jpg"> 2023-09-19T06:00:00Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqst80ct9cvzm7zh40esh4qvsnn2zs85nnk8m9rhlar09tt55wyuvdczypnyd6mzrn7pcgfl8lmlr7cqw75x8kdj5ejvz4a5lw9ms66k7qmhzzwvznk What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree! <br/><br/>Air temperature: 24,94 °C<br/>Pressure: 987,38 hPa<br/>Humidity: 60,94 %<br/> <img src="https://meteolab.online/api/image/211136.jpg"> 2023-09-18T17:00:00Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqst32r68ydxfz9zf2s6rtwsw2t0jymy9w2x79dxdvpxccg32jm36aqzypnyd6mzrn7pcgfl8lmlr7cqw75x8kdj5ejvz4a5lw9ms66k7qmhzl5akq5 Leather is great for sneaking around because it&#39;s made of hide. <br/><br/>Air temperature: 21,27 °C<br/>Pressure: 991,24 hPa<br/>Humidity: 86,32 %<br/> <img src="https://meteolab.online/api/image/209420.jpg"> 2023-09-18T08:00:00Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9kjw2hlemn3u0xpv2f2zgfaen9x6vk9xwfeeq2k45su8te2qt04czypnyd6mzrn7pcgfl8lmlr7cqw75x8kdj5ejvz4a5lw9ms66k7qmhz8qhynj Why are snake races so exciting? They&#39;re always neck and neck. <br/><br/>Air temperature: 18,21 °C<br/>Pressure: 991,78 hPa<br/>Humidity: 94,23 %<br/> <img src="https://meteolab.online/api/image/209453.jpg"> 2023-09-18T07:00:00Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs240jhewymjn8vm2qxytygsrx3nr4lx6yqdcrmh85cdxr4lyjrccqzypnyd6mzrn7pcgfl8lmlr7cqw75x8kdj5ejvz4a5lw9ms66k7qmhzj3attp My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well. <br/><br/>Air temperature: 15,81 °C<br/>Pressure: 993,13 hPa<br/>Humidity: 100,00 %<br/> <img src="https://meteolab.online/api/image/209453.jpg"> 2023-09-18T03:00:00Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsy76df77yeg0qs07hu06z7ej90m648f95l9fpc88qc2t9w0y8ux0czypnyd6mzrn7pcgfl8lmlr7cqw75x8kdj5ejvz4a5lw9ms66k7qmhz3u3add I applied to be a doorman but didn&#39;t get the job due to lack of experience. That surprised me, I thought it was an entry level position. <br/><br/>Air temperature: 16,13 °C<br/>Pressure: 993,43 hPa<br/>Humidity: 96,00 %<br/> <img src="https://meteolab.online/api/image/209469.jpg"> 2023-09-18T02:00:00Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqspxwvqx7pxjp9kgvjwvjsfxk2ls7z99zph4wqqvudrwayxyg569eszypnyd6mzrn7pcgfl8lmlr7cqw75x8kdj5ejvz4a5lw9ms66k7qmhzrn7zsx As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens. <br/><br/>Air temperature: 16,45 °C<br/>Pressure: 993,62 hPa<br/>Humidity: 98,96 %<br/> <img src="https://meteolab.online/api/image/209612.jpg"> 2023-09-18T01:00:00Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsq2x3fcxakc6g3art98n9330mv80ffyylumtcn2n6uyw7jahpgnugzypnyd6mzrn7pcgfl8lmlr7cqw75x8kdj5ejvz4a5lw9ms66k7qmhzpt4zts What kind of music do planets listen to? Nep-tunes. <br/><br/>Air temperature: 17,44 °C<br/>Pressure: 993,97 hPa<br/>Humidity: 90,61 %<br/> <img src="https://meteolab.online/api/image/209372.jpg"> 2023-09-17T23:00:00Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9yyjtmxs38vj9tv6m7dgxl4jhfxaqx2epaplyareu3440lafa53szypnyd6mzrn7pcgfl8lmlr7cqw75x8kdj5ejvz4a5lw9ms66k7qmhzy44qvh What did the scarf say to the hat? You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer. <br/><br/>Air temperature: 18,17 °C<br/>Pressure: 994,01 hPa<br/>Humidity: 87,76 %<br/> <img src="https://meteolab.online/api/image/209372.jpg"> 2023-09-17T22:00:00Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqjym27t9442aqgupgcv6fx4q2tcl98sdy5qrxr70ufjretp9u8wczypnyd6mzrn7pcgfl8lmlr7cqw75x8kdj5ejvz4a5lw9ms66k7qmhzxalg5e Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet? But most just have 4. <br/><br/>Air temperature: 19,20 °C<br/>Pressure: 994,40 hPa<br/>Humidity: 86,92 %<br/> <img src="https://meteolab.online/api/image/209372.jpg"> 2023-09-17T20:00:00Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0prtmll020vf44xmgxcwxu2eqc9x7zt9x6lc2f8hshl8sme2sdyczypnyd6mzrn7pcgfl8lmlr7cqw75x8kdj5ejvz4a5lw9ms66k7qmhz6v7rs7 I was shocked when I was diagnosed as colorblind... It came out of the purple. <br/><br/>Air temperature: 20,04 °C<br/>Pressure: 994,70 hPa<br/>Humidity: 84,31 %<br/> <img src="https://meteolab.online/api/image/209404.jpg"> 2023-09-17T19:00:00Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdx5wltvnk03fs0p4xhjr0ul2vle72yn2dvepawcdlm9075suzrwczypnyd6mzrn7pcgfl8lmlr7cqw75x8kdj5ejvz4a5lw9ms66k7qmhzgyepn6 They say Dodger Stadium can hold up to fifty-six thousand people, but that is just a ballpark figure. <br/><br/>Air temperature: 21,93 °C<br/>Pressure: 994,60 hPa<br/>Humidity: 74,15 %<br/> <img src="https://meteolab.online/api/image/209388.jpg"> 2023-09-17T18:00:00Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqwy9eemhxq2zcrwyz6243wtywlfw2vcrn7rc3sy22gzku39twffczypnyd6mzrn7pcgfl8lmlr7cqw75x8kdj5ejvz4a5lw9ms66k7qmhzq2s660 To the person who stole my anti-depressant pills: I hope you&#39;re happy now. <br/><br/>Air temperature: 29,56 °C<br/>Pressure: 994,04 hPa<br/>Humidity: 50,01 %<br/> <img src="https://meteolab.online/api/image/209420.jpg"> 2023-09-17T16:00:00Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswp2ykg9nymm8hnjrzwdj3vlma7ju55wlls529thwjptgr269fanczypnyd6mzrn7pcgfl8lmlr7cqw75x8kdj5ejvz4a5lw9ms66k7qmhzc325p8 Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups? Because they can&#39;t even. <br/><br/>Air temperature: 31,16 °C<br/>Pressure: 994,23 hPa<br/>Humidity: 51,78 %<br/> <img src="https://meteolab.online/api/image/209388.jpg"> 2023-09-17T15:00:00Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqdsxzz053neygkjgjuqm68hpfseyr3yx2ws5p5kydmvh7w5s37ygzypnyd6mzrn7pcgfl8lmlr7cqw75x8kdj5ejvz4a5lw9ms66k7qmhzwkgcjl Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted. <br/><br/>Air temperature: 26,31 °C<br/>Pressure: 995,01 hPa<br/>Humidity: 60,39 %<br/> <img src="https://meteolab.online/api/image/209356.jpg"> 2023-09-17T12:00:00Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvzk5ezdz5nqrznplv0hh9ae8w3rgtqfrkqjseehzffe9r2v0yuvczypnyd6mzrn7pcgfl8lmlr7cqw75x8kdj5ejvz4a5lw9ms66k7qmhzkctn3m A man got hit in the head with a can of Coke, but he was alright because it was a soft drink. <br/><br/>Air temperature: 23,68 °C<br/>Pressure: 995,26 hPa<br/>Humidity: 73,59 %<br/> <img src="https://meteolab.online/api/image/209229.jpg"> 2023-09-17T10:00:00Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqszsk8369aal7ypl8apdclaxa7x7s4rhvl9g5gtlzlehnwq9vka0dgzypnyd6mzrn7pcgfl8lmlr7cqw75x8kdj5ejvz4a5lw9ms66k7qmhzvt9j4c My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad I had to take his bike away. <br/><br/>Air temperature: 17,19 °C<br/>Pressure: 995,24 hPa<br/>Humidity: 95,18 %<br/> <img src="https://meteolab.online/api/image/209036.jpg"> 2023-09-17T07:00:00Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqspl32aqs9pd3gzwgc6hcs5w2k0yk5vl4nqd020vfszua24wdrghsqzypnyd6mzrn7pcgfl8lmlr7cqw75x8kdj5ejvz4a5lw9ms66k7qmhz7qmssw Want to hear a joke about construction? Nah, I&#39;m still working on it. <br/><br/>Air temperature: 24,83 °C<br/>Pressure: 996,52 hPa<br/>Humidity: 61,77 %<br/> <img src="https://meteolab.online/api/image/207692.jpg"> 2023-09-16T10:00:00Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8dmgmuhuwhgy2t745s8fffhthnauyt326rl0eemfvz0u9v6fe7jczypnyd6mzrn7pcgfl8lmlr7cqw75x8kdj5ejvz4a5lw9ms66k7qmhzc3eekj I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me. <br/><br/>Air temperature: 13,55 °C<br/>Pressure: 996,80 hPa<br/>Humidity: 97,76 %<br/> <img src="https://meteolab.online/api/image/207452.jpg"> 2023-09-16T06:00:00Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsx6nd20jrtm9689jagpl7xdl700fdxp03x5y0qn0vqdczxswjt6pczypnyd6mzrn7pcgfl8lmlr7cqw75x8kdj5ejvz4a5lw9ms66k7qmhzgmruez Why is there always a gate around cemeteries? Because people are always dying to get in. <br/><br/>Air temperature: 14,34 °C<br/>Pressure: 996,68 hPa<br/>Humidity: 88,39 %<br/> <img src="https://meteolab.online/api/image/207116.jpg"> 2023-09-16T01:00:00Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrum9aucu2y0p7kqjq9qztzupyc5m3zc278wxlvj2r52af7rs6uyqzypnyd6mzrn7pcgfl8lmlr7cqw75x8kdj5ejvz4a5lw9ms66k7qmhzl42nh7 Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. <br/>He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. <br/>This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis. <br/><br/>Air temperature: 16,33 °C<br/>Pressure: 996,86 hPa<br/>Humidity: 73,46 %<br/> <img src="https://meteolab.online/api/image/206925.jpg"> 2023-09-15T22:00:00Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxsxup7a3zudwdqahq600zmmsm3a50heg3mm5x85g6jwt7372hpqczypnyd6mzrn7pcgfl8lmlr7cqw75x8kdj5ejvz4a5lw9ms66k7qmhzykl2yl I accidentally drank a bottle of invisible ink. Now I’m in hospital, waiting to be seen. <br/><br/>Air temperature: 18,13 °C<br/>Pressure: 996,69 hPa<br/>Humidity: 64,76 %<br/> <img src="https://meteolab.online/api/image/206797.jpg"> 2023-09-15T20:00:00Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2d6w94k8kj3mgv0yt0lla6m9u9a5lltwgnyghdr9heqrf655m58qzypnyd6mzrn7pcgfl8lmlr7cqw75x8kdj5ejvz4a5lw9ms66k7qmhzyzlgty What did the sea say to the sand? &#34;We have to stop meeting like this.&#34; <br/><br/>Air temperature: 19,65 °C<br/>Pressure: 996,75 hPa<br/>Humidity: 63,22 %<br/> <img src="https://meteolab.online/api/image/206668.jpg"> 2023-09-15T18:00:00Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsg0wtlheacmkja9c6mthy2xesj6kkehep7c2vvdkjk6tt7vfxscxgzypnyd6mzrn7pcgfl8lmlr7cqw75x8kdj5ejvz4a5lw9ms66k7qmhz45rkg4 A man tried to sell me a coffin today. 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Sunday school. <br/><br/>Air temperature: 23,71 °C<br/>Pressure: 996,52 hPa<br/>Humidity: 60,86 %<br/> <img src="https://meteolab.online/api/image/206476.jpg"> 2023-09-15T15:00:00Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqst2psqfc60lyt0vdfmm4e2ev29d0vgmt6watv3kmecnvmgmlksl2czypnyd6mzrn7pcgfl8lmlr7cqw75x8kdj5ejvz4a5lw9ms66k7qmhzlnzezk What animal is always at a game of cricket? A bat. <br/><br/>Air temperature: 25,59 °C<br/>Pressure: 996,79 hPa<br/>Humidity: 56,04 %<br/> <img src="https://meteolab.online/api/image/206412.jpg"> 2023-09-15T14:00:00Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqszpjty8nc3zd7zwa6fzc3clud3d6ny7grq6wfc3c59vvuh3s7r8xgzypnyd6mzrn7pcgfl8lmlr7cqw75x8kdj5ejvz4a5lw9ms66k7qmhzktrg59 Want to hear a chimney joke? Got stacks of em! 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