2026-08-02T06:18:36Z https://njump.me Anomnomnomaly https://njump.me/npub1vtas2q2t92ed442u5n4tst0z55yhtfzjhxf60cfqpe6j8lpgmxfs4vyk62 https://files.mastodonapp.uk/accounts/avatars/109/297/734/938/023/629/original/818bc57cc857316d.gif https://files.mastodonapp.uk/accounts/avatars/109/297/734/938/023/629/original/818bc57cc857316d.gif https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxkl7gx2gw5hfn94957zpy2q6psf006km4y3ydvcgw6kyth4875nszyp30kpgpfv4t9kk4tjjw4wpdu2jsjady22ue8flpyq882glu9rvex0a33hq In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsr4jv40hrty2lzeuwa44xn0tf560fqsztm32g74f55wgdw8ezaxtqr0w33m'>nevent1q…w33m</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>My old trick was to romance and seduce the entire neighbourhood... then invite them all to move into my mansion.... and watch the fights begin as I&#39;m constantly being caught screwing around. 🤣 2024-09-18T09:08:14Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqqeakuk8g8qn5hs0tul54watasypr3vra98t6hcdvf6hpc8wwc3szyp30kpgpfv4t9kk4tjjw4wpdu2jsjady22ue8flpyq882glu9rvex0fguyg Would some one call a dentist please, my shark appears to have a loose canine.<br/><br/>#DogsOfMastodon<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodonapp.uk/media_attachments/files/113/132/208/573/675/301/original/0aa576bbefccedbc.jpg"> <br/> 2024-09-13T20:49:19Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdpukv4cpqmw7kjch00vda5d7tlxvjy6v8x0mjr59uet5kka7d92szyp30kpgpfv4t9kk4tjjw4wpdu2jsjady22ue8flpyq882glu9rvexzqdl08 Best response I&#39;ve see to the US debate the other day.<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodonapp.uk/media_attachments/files/113/123/932/470/442/367/original/653b6d47e02329e7.jpeg"> <br/> 2024-09-12T09:47:08Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstq3jt5g42f89yy7hp5czfvrp3vfgsesspx3sw7pe7had5dd6s9rczyp30kpgpfv4t9kk4tjjw4wpdu2jsjady22ue8flpyq882glu9rvexjd4h5g Fuel poverty is when you spend more than 10% of your income on the basics such as heat/light/water.<br/><br/>The state pension is about £920 every 4 weeks.<br/><br/>The avg energy bill under the new cap will be £143 per month, but the elderly need more heat to keep as warm as the avg person. So we can add 10-20% to that, meaning it&#39;s £158-171. That&#39;s 17.5 to 19.5% of their income.<br/><br/>That doesn&#39;t even include water bills.<br/><br/>Stop punishing the poor<br/><br/>#RedTories <br/>#Labour <br/><br/><a href="https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cy5409qq5xyo">https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cy5409qq5xyo</a> 2024-08-24T07:52:47Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrt9z2mrga35wcrqtgxcjyhws2982slpv7pzqdrg62zn9kwhtrfqczyp30kpgpfv4t9kk4tjjw4wpdu2jsjady22ue8flpyq882glu9rvex557mx7 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqstw58ekg6ppknf5rdkmc64l250x45rfrwf74me52ev4vlyhn86znguk605u'>nevent1q…605u</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Whenever I get asked what my pain is like... I respond with my normal every day pain level is a 5... so I cannot have a pain level less than that.<br/><br/>Any pain that is less than a 6... I don&#39;t really feel because the other pain drowns it out.<br/><br/>Most docs can&#39;t comprehend that. 2024-08-20T16:16:33Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrzjulrjxjw5gtgs9408fyuskqzgefv3v999rcrscjxfvvqu95xkszyp30kpgpfv4t9kk4tjjw4wpdu2jsjady22ue8flpyq882glu9rvexz5kk22 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqswe4wcwtuppd9jus48c4adz3fkz78zanyzajc25vc2kg8svnm8kpcd4t7hn'>nevent1q…t7hn</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Oh, I have a condition called spinal stenosis. It&#39;s compression in the discs that traps nerve endings.<br/><br/>It went undiagnosed for about 10yrs until 2014... and because the condition can be made worse if you are overweight... I had 10yrs of doctors ignoring the symptoms and telling me to lose weight... even after I lost weight... to lose weight.<br/><br/>I finally had a doctor who listened and understood rather than tried to shuffle me out the door as quickly as possible without doing either. 2024-08-20T14:56:14Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswyfsscreda4f2p34w6wza0lx3epsu0wghwfvfhmy0ukk5xptvwcqzyp30kpgpfv4t9kk4tjjw4wpdu2jsjady22ue8flpyq882glu9rvex5u3e9z In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs06djw9huattks4e7jqxg0yvvatqtg6uernaw0l2667jggc4ka9ycm278dv'>nevent1q…78dv</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Gonna look into acupuncture as there&#39;s one about 7 miles away that my sister swears by... helped with her hayfever issues she said.<br/><br/>I can&#39;t focus on anything and I&#39;ve called in sick to work the last 2 days.<br/><br/>On top of that, the plasterer was supposed to start today... and won&#39;t be starting until Thursday now.<br/><br/>and now my mum wants to go out to get paint for her bedroom because B&amp;Q have 20% off today... she also wants to do a run to the recycling centre because they&#39;re closed weds/thurs 🤦 2024-08-20T10:21:11Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs06djw9huattks4e7jqxg0yvvatqtg6uernaw0l2667jggc4ka9yczyp30kpgpfv4t9kk4tjjw4wpdu2jsjady22ue8flpyq882glu9rvexrwdjmc It has been about 40hrs since I threw my back out. It&#39;s not getting any better.<br/><br/>Tramadol are numbing the pain, a combination of ibuprofen gel &amp; heatrub on the afflicted area in between the meds to try and help.<br/><br/>I can&#39;t rotate my body to the right at all, my normal sleeping position causes intense pain, so I&#39;m sleeping on my back which means really bad sleep. I can&#39;t bend over and with my hayfever playing up a little today, so every time I sniff/inhale through my nose I get pain in my back. 2024-08-20T10:17:52Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsf2ey0eyavduan23c3frw2394fku2f4862pfy2x4ehjfmkgt0ux6czyp30kpgpfv4t9kk4tjjw4wpdu2jsjady22ue8flpyq882glu9rvex5n89tm Friend: What&#39;s your morning routine?<br/><br/>Me: Denial, acceptance, bargaining, depression and then acceptance.<br/><br/>Friend: Not mourning, morning... m o r n i n g.<br/><br/>Me: I know how it&#39;s fucking spelt. 2024-08-19T12:45:13Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsz8qh8xyfqnclcnnp7a6fxg7mwns24n9ntqpy57l0rs8k77aynx3gzyp30kpgpfv4t9kk4tjjw4wpdu2jsjady22ue8flpyq882glu9rvextpkacc &#39;I came here from twitter but it&#39;s much less interesting&#39; says person who&#39;s been here a year, follows virtually no one<br/>, engages with virtually no one... just makes occasional posts and expects everyone else to do everything for them.<br/><br/>🤦 <br/><br/>Erm.. that&#39;s called being &#39;lazy&#39; because you can&#39;t be bothered to engage with anyone and therefore no one will engage with you.<br/><br/>You get out what you are prepared to put in and that&#39;s 0% effort.<br/><br/>#WhingeAlert 2024-08-08T17:41:05Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgvkxd6553zymrr0z637ttq6f7lzy3r75wq32kykm7ex4ttqpgpzczyp30kpgpfv4t9kk4tjjw4wpdu2jsjady22ue8flpyq882glu9rvex2dhjjs Why do I love #TerryPrachett <br/><br/>Here&#39;s why<br/><br/>Ever since I first picked up one of his books in the very early 90&#39;s as a young man. I thought I was going to be reading a funny fantasy novel.<br/><br/>Every time I was wrong.<br/><br/>What I read was a lesson in morality and ethics, a novel about giving a voice to the voiceless. Novels that tackled racism, gender politics, fascism and everything else that&#39;s used as a weapon to treat people poorly for being different to what they think is &#39;normal&#39;.<br/><br/>He taught me well. 2024-08-04T10:54:09Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8nttzhjst4g2ns0upt627sy4n4ndkws6xarr6egwdfdgvknc3ezszyp30kpgpfv4t9kk4tjjw4wpdu2jsjady22ue8flpyq882glu9rvexensj8d In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2uwhes45ft84xxu3ep6sus4smesjnlst94qsvh8zn0y0q9fhve9g4h88sa'>nevent1q…88sa</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>By 2007, things were a hell of a lot better than 10yrs earlier.<br/><br/>I was earning more than double what I was in the 90&#39;s.<br/><br/>But the biggest screw up Labour made was selling the gold reserves when the market was low and deregulating the banks which allowed the crash of 08 to happen (it would have happened anyway due to the US corrupt markets, but impact would have been less).<br/><br/>Giving the leadership over to Brown was their last mistake. People just didn&#39;t like him. 2024-07-05T10:49:23Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxyjje33zmjlechq4svyylsxzmdmlejcznt40ge63qtsxk62vyseczyp30kpgpfv4t9kk4tjjw4wpdu2jsjady22ue8flpyq882glu9rvex8a0n9z OK #Labour Now don;t fuck it up... repair this country, tax the rich, fund the NHS, councils, mental health services, repair the damage with the EU. Punish the corrupt who have stolen from public funds and enriched themselves. Electoral reform with PR.<br/><br/>Things you must not do.<br/><br/>Concentrate on growing the economy... we need to move away from this impossible idea that you can have infinite growth in a finite system. <br/><br/>Bow to corporate donors.<br/><br/>#GeneralElection <br/>#GeneralElection2024 2024-07-05T07:39:11Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswwxdg36zxuwrwhjglkhq7ltyu5lrqq9w35w303r9dk7as59fj0fgzyp30kpgpfv4t9kk4tjjw4wpdu2jsjady22ue8flpyq882glu9rvexl2v5hx Been having a mess around with #MAME again.<br/><br/>Desperately need to update it and find new roms for all those games I played in the 80&#39;s<br/><br/>But here&#39;s a screenshot from one of faves Mr Do&#39;s Castle.<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodonapp.uk/media_attachments/files/112/723/156/023/024/992/original/7874495620a3783a.png"> <br/> 2024-07-03T15:02:16Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9380w2jlvkhx6fqhty5rt2qxtnw68mm5zylvjqkp89lv267kssrqzyp30kpgpfv4t9kk4tjjw4wpdu2jsjady22ue8flpyq882glu9rvexu900cg #RetroGaming <br/>#GamerForLife <br/><br/>Thought I&#39;d do a run down of my life in the gaming systems I&#39;ve owned.<br/>1: Binatone Pong<br/>2: Atari 2600<br/>3: Commodore Vic 20<br/>4: Commodore 64<br/>5: Sega Master System<br/>6: NES<br/>6: Sega Megadrive<br/>7: Snes<br/>8: Playstation<br/>9: Sega Dreamcast<br/>10: N64<br/>11: Nintendo Gamecube<br/>12: Playstation 2<br/>13: Xbox<br/>14 Nintendo Wii<br/><br/>But my love will always PC based systems<br/><br/>Atari ST<br/>Commodore Amiga<br/>X86 based PC&#39;s<br/><br/>Since 1992, I&#39;ve been a #PCgamer building my own since 1999, upgrading since 1992 2024-07-03T14:45:48Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfh76990vq6a6kzmke9prz63y5qfwx0jd0qgd7028vtn0tm73j3wgzyp30kpgpfv4t9kk4tjjw4wpdu2jsjady22ue8flpyq882glu9rvexq08dq0 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqspzxaxu358kvfcs6xkps72tqa2s4jfd9g8453hmlvzcndx2n9pkwqlv0z4w'>nevent1q…0z4w</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Gremlins, I saw it as a kid and watch it every xmas eve as an adult. 2024-06-22T18:49:36Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfx7le2l44fgstxg5u6dtgfg4r3uydtqklykycfuyp5v96c0m0jeszyp30kpgpfv4t9kk4tjjw4wpdu2jsjady22ue8flpyq882glu9rvex6lcpsv In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsy2z9yem2w6nw65h2dk0vt7vv780mvczphhz0uqd7nkeynzmg5xpcwq5szh'>nevent1q…5szh</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I&#39;ve been saying for 20yrs now.<br/><br/>The greatest thing about the internet is that it gives everyone a voice.<br/><br/>The worst thing about the internet is that it gives EVERYONE a voice. 2024-06-19T11:49:44Z