https://njump.me https://njump.me/npub1wrt5qkar0z9jf0ew88cf7scf9n6x87p8lc9xsdwtldhjdl0vne0qj546rs https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvudr6tutqn4j6mlqg04d29sn35cyngznhn94hn5sxydjlmldf6ygzypcdwszm5dugkf9l9culp86rpyk0gclcyllq56p4e0ak7fhaaj09ulz6gns death death death to the PDF death death to the PDF 2026-10-14T03:07:50Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9z02humt058e3hck8dkh7g22apzxzwh4wjf4ve493fya29nx3hgczypcdwszm5dugkf9l9culp86rpyk0gclcyllq56p4e0ak7fhaaj09uwe7zh0 war is peace<br/>freedom is slavery<br/>ignorance is strength<br/>instability is stability<br/>bloat is lean<br/>crashing is running<br/>bad performance is good performance<br/>hope is wasteful<br/>humiliation is dignity 2026-08-28T16:51:28Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrf5txwurzmsr20962aazgqdxt53mzkl3qymtpzzlm6ralu0yfpyszypcdwszm5dugkf9l9culp86rpyk0gclcyllq56p4e0ak7fhaaj09uaevywr the only operating system left without ai slop in its implementation is temple os 2026-08-22T16:05:53Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsg0jt5lmwl9jex9swydjlydkw84hctufxw2g2zp23l2emsx3xgvpczypcdwszm5dugkf9l9culp86rpyk0gclcyllq56p4e0ak7fhaaj09u9kwqa4 move slow and make things 2026-08-10T15:02:17Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsymn046kcvj8p3f98uytm0dxhpzmphx7qw9re5zkdp2ew2cuwdyvszypcdwszm5dugkf9l9culp86rpyk0gclcyllq56p4e0ak7fhaaj09u5fu22k can an omnipotent god write an open source library so badly documented that even they cannot use it? 2026-07-26T13:13:16Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8sa69k8dc66e9tvkajjdqj78gycszetnq97e7djjz9klkjhpracczypcdwszm5dugkf9l9culp86rpyk0gclcyllq56p4e0ak7fhaaj09uhv7c57 unfortunately the greatest programming language possible was already designed and created on some hobbyist&#39;s laptop that they didnt show anyone out of anxiety and abandoned to focus on their paid job optimizing ad reach for a sports betting platform 2026-07-11T14:59:38Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsw7tc86zr8xnh3f0jdz4pn2rkptuvw36twvryjt9kavavspx9xrnszypcdwszm5dugkf9l9culp86rpyk0gclcyllq56p4e0ak7fhaaj09u9cpln2 if the matrix was real it would be a product with a subscription fee and people would wait impatiently on waitlists before proudly enter their pods 2026-06-29T22:06:45Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswsevfkuctsl69q2nv4dqaz6aade9rs9ztrjdkkv8fx7384z2e20czypcdwszm5dugkf9l9culp86rpyk0gclcyllq56p4e0ak7fhaaj09u89y9rx the best way to write a computer program is to go a little bit insane first 2026-06-17T13:21:38Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyjc9mmz7cdw7gwx29rkkr6xpqlfhtj0eu90chsa6d29429t62erczypcdwszm5dugkf9l9culp86rpyk0gclcyllq56p4e0ak7fhaaj09uafn2r3 &#34;man pages&#34; you mean grindr? 2026-05-26T14:43:11Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsd3vcxak23m0xgdea83kk3wr4c27glpvwa6e2n2rvszglm9zzrlcgzypcdwszm5dugkf9l9culp86rpyk0gclcyllq56p4e0ak7fhaaj09u6e6gh5 &#34;if you don&#39;t build me a world eating data center my shitty autocomplete algorithm will run slow :(&#34; meanwhile in the 90s if your code needed more than a few bytes of ram they just took you into the parking lot and shot you 2026-05-12T02:03:58Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsr4a8a7lpgapfq5rlpsxxtrau83yyv7s556jnqn2srk6zmjttv4uczypcdwszm5dugkf9l9culp86rpyk0gclcyllq56p4e0ak7fhaaj09ufwgp8f every single computer program written by a corporation will eventually betray you yes even that one you really like 2026-05-06T10:39:04Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2fqppz6av7eraw3637rrn637hcafp4rf7j72yur4nyus7rzultqczypcdwszm5dugkf9l9culp86rpyk0gclcyllq56p4e0ak7fhaaj09uhr9n38 you are not immune to ai psychosis 2026-04-27T00:19:24Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxc59m2wf7ta5yny8907qmd9zmx7drwkukjgp6r0dm8p5pq06mf0czypcdwszm5dugkf9l9culp86rpyk0gclcyllq56p4e0ak7fhaaj09uuepc2e they are solving the year 2038 problem by making sure we never make it that far 2026-04-01T12:06:57Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstam9qkzphhx7xehkqu0clplc78gcjtwtcmvzne9veru2tncxkhhczypcdwszm5dugkf9l9culp86rpyk0gclcyllq56p4e0ak7fhaaj09ultztqc the future is here and everything must be destroyed 2026-04-01T11:11:50Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsd2g2d7c7qvlkay2mr6a6hwltfrrjt9qxmxel8s6guj2dq80f92kczypcdwszm5dugkf9l9culp86rpyk0gclcyllq56p4e0ak7fhaaj09u4ud44w a &#34;software vegan&#34; is someone who refuses to consume software that was not produced ethically by human hands 2026-03-28T21:34:56Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqtc5f7mshd3tndumt373nz9njwlknkxfvgfnxj70vc3qe533lxdczypcdwszm5dugkf9l9culp86rpyk0gclcyllq56p4e0ak7fhaaj09u4nxydx t̶h̶r̶o̶u̶g̶h̶ ̶c̶a̶r̶e̶f̶u̶l̶ ̶w̶e̶i̶g̶h̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶t̶r̶a̶d̶e̶-̶o̶f̶f̶s̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶r̶e̶q̶u̶i̶r̶e̶m̶e̶n̶t̶s̶ ̶w̶e̶ ̶c̶a̶n̶ ̶m̶a̶k̶e̶ ̶s̶o̶u̶n̶d̶ ̶e̶n̶g̶i̶n̶e̶e̶r̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶d̶e̶c̶i̶s̶i̶o̶n̶s̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶b̶a̶l̶a̶n̶c̶e̶ ̶p̶e̶r̶f̶o̶r̶m̶a̶n̶c̶e̶,̶ ̶m̶a̶i̶n̶t̶a̶i̶n̶a̶b̶i̶l̶i̶t̶y̶,̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶f̶u̶n̶c̶t̶i̶o̶n̶a̶l̶i̶t̶y̶ try adding &#34;don&#39;t make mistakes&#34; to the prompt 2026-03-28T16:17:47Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdqlz4gkykx2wsmt9jqe8395y8r2xg48hm6fqp6885jmwk7ztl8pszypcdwszm5dugkf9l9culp86rpyk0gclcyllq56p4e0ak7fhaaj09uhwl7un please verify your age before consuming any more facts 2026-03-22T04:50:54Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0de063s5lt2t6hlxu7frhsmzlq6fr23x98tplrdw6lz42hwskhzszypcdwszm5dugkf9l9culp86rpyk0gclcyllq56p4e0ak7fhaaj09us9uqxj metaverse wasn&#39;t inevitable <br/>ar glasses weren&#39;t inevitable <br/>blockchain wasn&#39;t inevitable <br/>nfts we&#39;rent inevitable <br/>ai isn&#39;t inevitable <br/>nothing is inevitable!!!!<br/>the ultimate hidden truth of the world is that it is something that we make<br/>and could just as easily make differently<br/>make choices<br/>make choices <br/>make choices 2026-03-21T16:58:58Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs07slfvf7de0teduk4cufvqtv79rhfls0jza702sh8999wp6cnh2qzypcdwszm5dugkf9l9culp86rpyk0gclcyllq56p4e0ak7fhaaj09udr8z5c the only people who think &#34;write code faster&#34; is more important than &#34;write code better&#34; are money perverts and the intellectually infirm 2026-03-12T11:52:54Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswyea98fqmx7xfeyxj2wzh5k4py4nlr4pvamgp73shvs4hhkv7gmszypcdwszm5dugkf9l9culp86rpyk0gclcyllq56p4e0ak7fhaaj09ucvwvge butlerian jihad is the moderate position 2026-03-10T12:08:36Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyzqs6f6tmr97dxrc7d90zsjsh2z35a8ujz2rh0wveaqnwxcarzeszypcdwszm5dugkf9l9culp86rpyk0gclcyllq56p4e0ak7fhaaj09u8u38f0 we made everything worse<br/>but, on the other hand, it&#39;s also very expensive<br/>however, rest assured, it&#39;s also killing the planet 2026-02-08T20:23:19Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrj3h6w5d5ff3tfmmrnrqref9z6mldtqfnehzzwf6wjqj6vjdragqzypcdwszm5dugkf9l9culp86rpyk0gclcyllq56p4e0ak7fhaaj09u56tyav computers can either be magic or a mall and everyone hot and interesting voted for magic but the people with all the guns and money voted mall, so 2026-01-16T17:17:53Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdxlkv0xtvm72mder2gw883u68f2q9dpz2zn803psxx9vnfm95u5gzypcdwszm5dugkf9l9culp86rpyk0gclcyllq56p4e0ak7fhaaj09ukzhfm5 dont forget to delete your unused files<br/>and your used files too if you want 2026-01-02T23:14:02Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxvhrufuddxx3vmw9d5e62tea6uk3qyvpnxxrxuufhzcj6cc7g3lczypcdwszm5dugkf9l9culp86rpyk0gclcyllq56p4e0ak7fhaaj09u8rdux0 the guy with a flamethrower burning down your house shakes his head and says that fire is inevitable<br/>he tells you that you should not be a luddite<br/>that you should stop standing in the way of progress<br/>that you should buy one of the fireproof suits he sells<br/>like everyone else did<br/>when he burned down their houses 2025-12-28T17:46:26Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsy89cg873sta8l72glqra9pajtsx2qm3yqucq4pfj3t6yem9qapvgzypcdwszm5dugkf9l9culp86rpyk0gclcyllq56p4e0ak7fhaaj09u43g2g9 giving impressionable still-developing young men &#34;ai girlfriends&#34; who cannot ever say no and that they can customize with sliders and parameters down to minuscule detail will probably break them in unfixable ways and permanently foreclose on their healthy participation in human relationships but beep boop what does computer know 2025-12-08T18:19:19Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsv9szxvcdmnqst4qtag5nwgcymjuk6rp9qr9yl7xtyvg8uyxnzv7czypcdwszm5dugkf9l9culp86rpyk0gclcyllq56p4e0ak7fhaaj09ucn9sv6 javascript just turned 30 which means it cannot afford a house in the current market and has moved back in with its parents 2025-12-04T18:45:53Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsg3u0pjdh3gkk2r5u9uvasaef87r6lp30jc2845f6yetkl539adcgzypcdwszm5dugkf9l9culp86rpyk0gclcyllq56p4e0ak7fhaaj09ukq8fzw to answer the question &#34;is the ai better than the junior dev&#34; the fool will ask &#34;how good is the ai&#39;s code&#34; and the wise man will ask &#34;how many lakes does the junior dev drink in one day&#34; 2025-11-25T16:27:44Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsv4m45a4puuvmxw4rgv32n053wxyt0cdmsgz2zcqdc70jnx6l94ygzypcdwszm5dugkf9l9culp86rpyk0gclcyllq56p4e0ak7fhaaj09usuewhv they killed god and replaced her with an autocomplete and a subscription model and the devil does not haunt this world anymore because our souls are no longer worth taking 2025-11-17T21:59:51Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrpkz2lwxhgfnq84rjpx6az4q33jnlhkt9gwradvznys2sw092puqzypcdwszm5dugkf9l9culp86rpyk0gclcyllq56p4e0ak7fhaaj09uaa798z emacs users are a protected group under federal law and as such you cannot be mean to them 2025-11-10T12:55:17Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs25je7454ga9kvgdtuxmhq3xp2z46xcz4t036jh3gvsgamn3547fgzypcdwszm5dugkf9l9culp86rpyk0gclcyllq56p4e0ak7fhaaj09upnkusd computers used to be annoying. they still are but they used to be too. 2025-11-04T13:14:37Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfn03esneyvjc3wsdymt9td9e69vsrw6zm93dm5lurl97q0e4uykszypcdwszm5dugkf9l9culp86rpyk0gclcyllq56p4e0ak7fhaaj09u5mc6pk you used to be able to kill or at least wound a computer with the wave of a magnet but theyve since evolved resistance to such primitive attacks 2025-10-23T18:52:17Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsql0l6j7fclnej4fhasvpcvh2hu67yv3u5rte7lk42dnxnsehp67qzypcdwszm5dugkf9l9culp86rpyk0gclcyllq56p4e0ak7fhaaj09ujjxlhy due to the ongoing aws outage all computer facts are currently unavailable instead please enjoy this bagel fact: did you know that they actually start with the hole and work outwards? thats bagels for you 2025-10-21T13:57:07Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0mn7d27unrfxwfqp7ceazytxqy27nwxcsjuw4eh48vn6na3kucpczypcdwszm5dugkf9l9culp86rpyk0gclcyllq56p4e0ak7fhaaj09uz7n929 one of the remaining hard problems in computer science is why does every open source gui have to look like garbage from a toilet 2025-10-16T22:59:31Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrrdp9fccr20e06f0qs6tuges603vv6ecellu6nfgqrgw2f06serczypcdwszm5dugkf9l9culp86rpyk0gclcyllq56p4e0ak7fhaaj09uprhd77 programming languages are not &#34;good&#34; or &#34;bad&#34; they just all fit different programmers&#39; specific mental illnesses differently 2025-08-28T16:15:28Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2t0pr4jq4qtmszvhzxcv22cxqshfs84u2jlm2s7hw6vg4wa6m2xczypcdwszm5dugkf9l9culp86rpyk0gclcyllq56p4e0ak7fhaaj09ucm92ky in another serious lapse many programming languages have a `this` keyword which refers to the &#34;current object&#34; but none have a `that` keyword that refers to &#34;that object over there&#34; 2025-08-27T14:15:42Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9m9xdhjp5a6vcw6quxh4vtedzsw22lq6fy7wm8dl4s9pff5qfkyqzypcdwszm5dugkf9l9culp86rpyk0gclcyllq56p4e0ak7fhaaj09uk7nc6z extremely funny actually to be a self-driving car heading to a location beeping and booping like its any other day only to become a burning barricade against fascism<br/><br/> <img src="https://cdn.masto.host/factscomputer/media_attachments/files/114/656/195/898/029/997/original/c86784721791b365.png"> 2025-06-10T00:19:53Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswgfsdh9eh65849xma4x3tn5wtggd805vvkrq5d42hcrrlr8g6p8szypcdwszm5dugkf9l9culp86rpyk0gclcyllq56p4e0ak7fhaaj09u709d84 economy is so bad you cant even get a cron job 2025-05-29T18:57:41Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsp22t2nu2l9sdwrppu69hcnu7mkysld06z503seprwckzzzgany5szypcdwszm5dugkf9l9culp86rpyk0gclcyllq56p4e0ak7fhaaj09ue8glr6 lisp you have to stop. You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. they’ll kill you<br/><br/> <img src="https://cdn.masto.host/factscomputer/media_attachments/files/114/580/857/180/812/978/original/75f453951339f08e.png"> 2025-05-27T16:59:23Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsql9y3e2re34hnf8x9phnvk0tpk4af5jlf2hgn6kgg4gdsfdyfnsgzypcdwszm5dugkf9l9culp86rpyk0gclcyllq56p4e0ak7fhaaj09uekpplf late for my shift at the vibe factory<br/>working hard churning out vibes at the vibe factory<br/>promoted to floor manager at the vibe factory<br/>crushed to death by falling machinery at the vibe factory 2025-05-19T16:31:04Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstvr7supwn79q3z94ukfvzzk9g0v2f92jp2lxfksyxl9a2glk7frszypcdwszm5dugkf9l9culp86rpyk0gclcyllq56p4e0ak7fhaaj09usncz0f please ensure your password is at least 512 characters long and enable 12 factor authentication thank you 2025-05-02T16:31:12Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrgnu5c5vaq5t9a2z8clsaaj024uxw49mandvhpzthjykhdgnyayczypcdwszm5dugkf9l9culp86rpyk0gclcyllq56p4e0ak7fhaaj09ueket00 please dont tarrif the island inhabited solely by penguins thats where linux gets made 2025-05-01T18:48:23Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqspdyd8nnuy3zu4sam7vykqyejeczrscuujud5r4jm23qs63e2m6qszypcdwszm5dugkf9l9culp86rpyk0gclcyllq56p4e0ak7fhaaj09uufnf0y there&#39;s another internet, buried under this internet, and it also sucks 2025-04-23T20:46:16Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgqj77p0cgf6h32caas0e34n24hg99k3skxrag930uvuqtmdmrpxqzypcdwszm5dugkf9l9culp86rpyk0gclcyllq56p4e0ak7fhaaj09ugqkevc why not computer for pope 2025-04-23T19:06:51Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsztj9vtjgtkssdaua7d246xz3v29fk4mj3v83renvszm3yeh5atpczypcdwszm5dugkf9l9culp86rpyk0gclcyllq56p4e0ak7fhaaj09uz8s84g fucking lol if you think you can &#34;eradicate autism&#34; and still have computers 2025-04-20T20:25:50Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxu3edz9f75kj34csn70el3krzuq0ms5ztp825md5gxd0p9l3zwsqzypcdwszm5dugkf9l9culp86rpyk0gclcyllq56p4e0ak7fhaaj09u74l65f asking ai to read my emails and give me a bullet point summary<br/>asking ai to watch that movie I&#39;ve been meaning to see and give me a bullet point summary<br/>asking ai to read those poems my best friend sent me and give me a bullet point summary<br/>asking ai to fuck my boyfriend and give me a bullet point summary<br/>asking ai to grow old and gray surrounded by the laughter of loved ones and accept the embrace of death with peace and without fear having lived a full life and give me a bullet point summary 2025-04-15T08:01:50Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqszm89annrpfkyqukpz3cu6jjurfe85jzjp922vv69zek9gpcqqq0czypcdwszm5dugkf9l9culp86rpyk0gclcyllq56p4e0ak7fhaaj09uf6mxuu simple: every big dick computer guy who&#39;s so good at computer that he gets to decide whether or not democracy is allowed to exist should be made to prove the halting problem&#39;s undecidability at gun point 2025-04-12T14:43:56Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrrnc06vmp8fgcyhlj69qlcazqqwrr9pek6cgegnzpdmd8vn3rgxczypcdwszm5dugkf9l9culp86rpyk0gclcyllq56p4e0ak7fhaaj09u9l2lt4 corporation: hey! you want ai in everything right?<br/>people: not really<br/>corporation: *puts gun on table* hey! you want ai in everything right? 2025-03-18T15:13:33Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsp73w7mkeakunrkkqqrtcc95mrwxjpc2rmjzhx8kw3w7mdqugadugzypcdwszm5dugkf9l9culp86rpyk0gclcyllq56p4e0ak7fhaaj09umcatsu <br/><br/> <img src="https://cdn.masto.host/factscomputer/media_attachments/files/113/838/193/661/437/043/original/fb241f6478e274dd.png"> 2025-01-16T13:11:31Z