Nostr notes by shibao

update: i'm white now ...

2026-10-19T23:52:41Z

update: i'm white now

if you've been struggling, i get it. life is tough but you ...

2026-10-19T02:35:21Z

if you've been struggling, i get it. life is tough but you don't have to let it get you down. just remember, eating drywall will fix all of your problems

i was moving some furniture around in my apartment and then i ...

2026-10-18T05:00:52Z

i was moving some furniture around in my apartment and then i felt something kinda weird under my foot and i thought it was a key that I snapped off in a lock that fell down but then i look down a house centipede is walking around so I think i actually just stepped on a house centipede and not only did it not bite me but it survived

killed it with raid after

https://x.com/GondolaGunGuild/status/2110772501835849746/ oh my ...

2026-10-15T21:38:54Z

https://x.com/GondolaGunGuild/status/2110772501835849746/ oh my lord

https://github.com/fyzugx/DEsk

2026-10-15T15:03:31Z

https://github.com/fyzugx/DEsk

opening a PR to every project that isn't elixir to change it ...

2026-10-15T13:18:25Z

opening a PR to every project that isn't elixir to change it to be elixir

snapped the tip off of my poor leatherman so he's circumcised ...

2026-10-15T01:36:44Z

snapped the tip off of my poor leatherman so he's circumcised now :(

https://troon.com/

2026-10-13T01:24:03Z

https://troon.com/

"Retrogrades could be here" she thought. "I've ...

2026-10-12T15:22:27Z

"Retrogrades could be here" she thought. "I've never seen this precession before. There could be signs in retrograde anywhere." The cool wind felt good against her bare chest. "I HATE TAROT" she thought. Vedic mantras reverberated her entire car, making it pulsate even as the ashwagandha circulated through her powerful huang and washed away her (merited) fear of samsara after death. "With awakened chakras, you can go anywhere you want" she said to herself, out loud.

at some point i swear i owned http://cotex.app but then i stopped ...

2026-10-12T04:27:10Z

at some point i swear i owned http://cotex.app but then i stopped paying for it cuz i thought i would never make this app and then since then someone has bought it and it's for sale for like $1k+ dollars
lmao go fuck yourself

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2026-10-11T07:03:05Z

im really sundowning, suya

i should become one of those guys who dm women to ask for ...

2026-10-11T05:23:45Z

i should become one of those guys who dm women to ask for pictures of their boobs just to feel something again

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2026-10-11T04:44:32Z

can't believe my twenties are already over

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2026-10-11T04:39:12Z

someone gave me their story to read, i should read it i suppose

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2026-10-10T05:17:44Z

queen

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2026-10-10T04:56:52Z

yaoi brick

fujoshis around the world are eating good tonight ...

2026-10-07T14:31:49Z

fujoshis around the world are eating good tonight https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKtqL4yHVOs

i introduced someone born in 1960 to phonk and fukkit and ...

2026-10-07T03:40:34Z

i introduced someone born in 1960 to phonk and fukkit and vaporwave today

>woman with a badge and holding some legal documents enters ...

2026-10-06T18:45:54Z

>woman with a badge and holding some legal documents enters the building
well looks like someone is going to not have a good day today

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2026-10-06T09:50:40Z

why is there nothing as good as bed when you need to wake up

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2026-10-06T00:09:45Z

guys my neighbor won't stop showing me satanic memes

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2026-10-05T23:51:22Z

fukkit prod. dutchman - fly (on the wall) #np ...

2026-10-05T17:25:01Z

fukkit prod. dutchman - fly (on the wall)
#np https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zo8wMHr_zeE

pleroma mcp when. need to give it my old list of followers and ...

2026-10-05T17:23:13Z

pleroma mcp when. need to give it my old list of followers and have it programatically find all the alts. i should fix pleroma search first tho it's absolute complete ass unfartunately

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2026-10-05T03:36:13Z

if you're sloppy with opsec is that slopsec

i need to wear more tank tops before the summer is over ...

2026-10-05T03:08:02Z

i need to wear more tank tops before the summer is over

@Burrson i don't like traveling. i wish there were more ...

2026-10-05T02:26:57Z

@Burrson i don't like traveling. i wish there were more people in south carolina

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2026-10-04T05:08:28Z

@vivi can't believe vivi is racist now

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2026-10-03T15:22:20Z

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2026-10-02T19:32:05Z

i want a burger

LET MY PEOPLE GO ...

2026-10-02T02:42:30Z

LET MY PEOPLE GO

the South Arcade girl is cute but unfortunately she's british ...

2026-10-02T02:21:50Z

the South Arcade girl is cute but unfortunately she's british :pensive_cowboy: i hope she gets better one day

i went into the office and i've gone to the bathroom like 5 ...

2026-09-29T18:08:17Z

i went into the office and i've gone to the bathroom like 5 times today

gave my motorcycle a sloppy chainjob. my back hurts now. from all ...

2026-09-29T02:39:52Z

gave my motorcycle a sloppy chainjob. my back hurts now. from all the dick suc-

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2026-09-29T00:55:06Z

it's been so long since i frosted a cake

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2026-09-29T00:13:54Z

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2026-09-29T00:04:13Z

@lain also "my pussy tight, pussy pretty, pussy clean" is ...

2026-09-28T17:06:10Z

@lain also "my pussy tight, pussy pretty, pussy clean" is an insane lyric holy shit

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2026-09-28T17:02:58Z

@lain i like her skirt

heavy is the crown - linkin park #np ...

2026-09-28T16:23:06Z

heavy is the crown - linkin park
#np https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMpEkqbAdzI

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2026-09-28T16:22:19Z

i'm gonna end up fweezing this year

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2026-09-28T00:37:17Z

hmm i don't have a turntable, i should get one

@mia they're getting what they want ...

2026-09-27T03:26:53Z

@mia they're getting what they want

drained a $100 chatgpt sub in like 7 hours and the anthropic 5 ...

2026-09-26T23:29:39Z

drained a $100 chatgpt sub in like 7 hours and the anthropic 5 hour limit means it's shit, grok doesn't give me the $100 a month option so I'm going to buy the $300 a month grok sub I think

i keep talking to people and they're like "yeah when you ...

2026-09-26T23:28:07Z

i keep talking to people and they're like "yeah when you pulled up on that motorcycle for the first time and took off your helmet, it was like something out of a movie"

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2026-09-24T20:05:24Z

lesbian businesses are cute

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2026-09-02T20:44:28Z

good stone cold morning to everyone

finally cancelling my claude subscription(s). combination of all ...

2026-08-22T05:50:06Z

finally cancelling my claude subscription(s). combination of all the fuckery, the models that basically fight you at every turn (confirm: confirmation (recommendation)) and the fucking text. the shitty watermarked claude voice makes me go fucking ballistic. idgaf what i use honestly it's just not gonna be claude anymore. honestly idk if i should use grok code

talking to pro ai people in person is more fun than anti ai ...

2026-08-14T01:13:14Z

talking to pro ai people in person is more fun than anti ai people because pro ai people talk about all the cool stuff they're doing with ai and then anti ai people don't have anything cool they're doing