Nostr notes by quangobaud

Nah. It's still being grumpy. I'll have to check if ...

2026-07-22T09:17:42Z

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Nah. It's still being grumpy.

I'll have to check if Android settings have mysteriously changed again to refuse non-Google apk's.

(Downloaded 1.23.2 from the F-Droid site viewed in Duck browser and installed but it's still not allowing the Beta version.)

screenshots from Lenovo tablet M10 ...

2026-07-22T06:56:37Z

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screenshots from Lenovo tablet M10

It's almost as if the techbros don't want us to have our ...

2026-05-16T11:07:51Z

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It's almost as if the techbros don't want us to have our own choices!

Filters I had set up for fedi also got ignored, so I added more. For "Raspberry Pi" (obvs could not block "pi"), I added "Raspberry" and "RaspberryPi" and Apple was just "apple" (which rarely blocks the fruit).

Well, no usefu advicel from me. (Though I have duscovered that a ...

2026-05-16T10:50:21Z

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Well, no usefu advicel from me.

(Though I have duscovered that a whole bunch of stuff on my wordpress is being blocked from being searched! Suspicious of not seeing much "a i", I typed "jack" and only got seven hits which is muy sospechoso because there's a novel sized draft on there with a character called "Jack".)

They Clean The Spaceways! ...

2026-04-16T05:47:34Z

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They Clean The Spaceways!

https://kolektiva.social/@miguelpergamon/115596725222033639

"... the scam at the heart of many asylum claims ..." Oh, ...

2026-04-15T10:02:21Z

"... the scam at the heart of many asylum claims ..."

Oh, you BBC guys with your obvious racism! 😃

#BBCNews #BBCNewsBulletin #BBCRadio4

Lydon has also proved to be a bit racialist (MAGA supporter ...

2026-04-11T01:21:36Z

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Lydon has also proved to be a bit racialist (MAGA supporter wihile resident in the USA and some Conservative/Reform anti-migrant stuff).

"World Destruction" is not the best from either of them musically, but it was more people than just them who created it.

#Birminghan ? 🤔

2026-03-15T14:41:44Z

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#Birminghan ? 🤔

Libertarianism, your mum does the washing, you believe you did ...

2026-03-07T11:40:08Z

Libertarianism, your mum does the washing, you believe you did the washing

Religion, your mum does the washing, you thank god

Atheism, your mum does the washing
You make a twelve-part YouTube video demanding peer-reviewed evidence
That she did, in fact, do the washing

see "lead crystal glass" (and "uranium glass") ...

2026-01-11T17:01:59Z

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see "lead crystal glass" (and "uranium glass") for more info

I believe it was Lear (King not Edward) who said, "Shut it, ...

2026-01-09T08:31:41Z

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I believe it was Lear (King not Edward) who said, "Shut it, fool!" 🥸

Blow, winds, and crack your cheeks! rage! blow! You cataracts and ...

2026-01-09T08:10:22Z

Blow, winds, and crack your cheeks! rage! blow!
You cataracts and hurricanoes, spout
Till you have drench'd our steeples, drown'd the cocks!
You sulphurous and thought-executing fires,
Vaunt-couriers to oak-cleaving thunderbolts,
Singe my white head! And thou, all-shaking thunder,
Smite flat the thick rotundity o' the world!
Crack nature's moulds, an germens spill at once,
That make ingrateful man!

Rampant Consumerism! Selling Out Fast! ...

2026-01-08T09:01:06Z

Rampant Consumerism! Selling Out Fast!
#TheAmazingAdventuresOfCardboardBoy

Customer:
Hello. I'd like to order a cardboard Keir Starmer and a flamethrower.

SalesAgent:
Is that an actual Cardboard Keir Starmer or a fake cardboard Keir Starmer?

Customer:
Which is most expensive?

SalesAgent:
One moment.
(*muffled*)
Dave! Dave, which one's more 'spensive of the kardbaud-starmah's? Fake or real?
(*other voice further away, sounds like lambie*)
That is a philosophical question of individual values, priorities and international law. The benchmark is international law, and it is for the US to justify its actions accordingly. My focus is on the defence of the United Kingdom.
(*un-muffled*)
Sorry, caller. We're all totally screwed.

Customer:
*sigh*
I'll get one from Poundshoplandbargainsworks.

SalesAgent:
And, the flamethrower?

Customer:
Aldi or Lldi, I guess.

SalesAgent:
Yes. It's amazing what you can get from their midl aisles.

[thanks to our brilliant legal team]
#DaVoidLambie #YratteCupper #SherbetMadmoo

Patreon claims that I have porn on my Patreon and they have ...

2025-12-25T22:31:08Z

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Patreon claims that I have porn on my Patreon and they have suspended it. So, (I say rhetorically), it looks like they take other sites into consideration, too. So, that's great! 👍
But there's still no porn from me on any site anywhere.

(My Patreon is just science opnion-piece essays.)

I look forward to the "wild-donkeys kick wolf ass" ...

2025-12-24T19:42:56Z

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I look forward to the "wild-donkeys kick wolf ass" stories.

Seeräuber-Jenny #PirateJenny #SeeräuberJenny ...

2025-12-19T20:32:23Z

Seeräuber-Jenny

#PirateJenny #SeeräuberJenny

No, Elon. You can just fuck off. #ElonMusk

2025-12-18T17:35:17Z

No, Elon. You can just fuck off.

#ElonMusk

An interesting paradox. ... but also slums ...

2025-12-15T23:02:25Z

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An interesting paradox.

... but also slums ...

#HayEye #HayEyeEyeDee #CardboardBoy ...

2025-12-14T18:15:59Z

#HayEye #HayEyeEyeDee
#CardboardBoy #TheAmazingAdventuresOfCardboardBoy

"The Amazingly Tedious On-Going Mis-Adventures of CardboardBoy"

Dear Keith,

If I had access to a large supercomputer I'm sure that I too could convince you that I have a product that can do stuff.
(Not amazing stuff, just stuff.)

You could then commit the UK government to spending billions on my super doing stuff product.

However, you would then need to purchase ... No. Let me rephrase that. You would then have to GIVE ME lots of money to purchase lots of facilities (let's just call them "dara centets") to do the super doing of the only one super stuff product doing of super product stuff.

Yes, you will need to purchase/rent the use of EVEN MORE of these dara centets if you wish to do more than just the one of the super product doing other super product stuff stuffs.

Definitely commit to years of paying me money for the dara centets which will need electrical power from committed generation sources (let's call them Oil & Nuke Environmental Pollution Devices) which both dara centets and plower pants will need maintenance and subsidiary services (such as "lower pines" and "tater in wake" and "tooling cowers") for the limited time that they will be needed (say, 50 years?).

Every time I use the supercomputer to persuade you to spend money on a different super product stuff (Ennachess Records, the Polly's Fecal Recognition System, OfCom Age Verification) each time the waste of money and resources will intensify and amplify at an exponential rate. 👍

Also, get security companies involved for no particular reason! 👍👍👍

Now, I don't want to unduly influence you and I wouldn't say your expertise in Human Rights Law is not useful when it comes to Technology but maybe get advice from someone who is critical of super product stuff before giving me lots and lots of money, ey?

kind regards,

your parasitic leech and buddy, Theter Piel

I draw the line at Kiera Knightley. Once in awhile when I feel ...

2025-12-14T12:03:34Z

I draw the line at Kiera Knightley. Once in awhile when I feel like it is okay but Knightley is too much.

#ITV

The taking over the radio station was my favourite bit and I ...

2025-12-12T18:15:16Z

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The taking over the radio station was my favourite bit and I wanted more of that. It felt like it was a different story altogether.
(Llike the opening very human behaviour of the guard at the research facility which led to ruin for everybody else and then we were in a biblical post-apocalypse and reconstruction story.)
It would have been a very different story without the magical elements but I watch/read enough realistic stuff anyway.

There was a comicbook series in the 80's by Timothy Truman called Scout set in the early c21st onwards featuring an economic collapse rather than global war. Israel was the surviving superpower.

I watched the 90's tv series of the Stand earlier this year ...

2025-12-12T17:33:41Z

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I watched the 90's tv series of the Stand earlier this year and quite enjoyed it. The Stand's MBP was ameliorated [(I know I use fancy words)] by all of the principle characters being magical to some extent. Momma Abs was just THE MOST MAGICAL of them all.

Aure! 😳 Naughty but nice.

2025-12-08T16:50:14Z

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Aure! 😳

Naughty but nice.

Took an enjoyable break from the Internet. 😃

2025-12-05T20:17:10Z

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Took an enjoyable break from the Internet. 😃

#OhTheCrimesCommitted "The Last Dictator" by Crime & ...

2025-12-05T16:13:26Z

#OhTheCrimesCommitted

"The Last Dictator" by Crime & The City Solution

#CrimeAndTheCitySolution #Bandcamp

https://crimeandthecitysolution.bandcamp.com/track/the-last-dictator-1

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2025-11-21T15:29:33Z

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🎶😇

https://kolektiva.social/@miguelpergamon/113439371957024150

#RealityFiction Rachel: ChatGPT on the wall, tell me who is the ...

2025-11-19T16:33:06Z

#RealityFiction

Rachel:
ChatGPT on the wall, tell me who is the most budgetforecastingful of them all.

ChatGPT:
At this point in your career, you should try chicken entrails.

Rachel:
I did!

ChatGPT:
What did they say?

Rachel:
They told me to fuck off.

ChatGPT:
Damn, they're good!

( sponsored by Gooogle Gehenna 👍)

I was amazingly calm (but that's normal for me).

2025-11-17T21:34:28Z

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I was amazingly calm (but that's normal for me).

I was amazingly calm (but that's normal for me).

2025-11-17T21:33:55Z

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I was amazingly calm (but that's normal for me).

I was amazingly calm (but that's normal for me).

2025-11-17T21:33:23Z

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I was amazingly calm (but that's normal for me).

I was amazingly calm (but that's normal for me).

2025-11-17T21:32:52Z

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I was amazingly calm (but that's normal for me).

#BadFoodAdvice #GoodAdvice Getting jalapeno pickle water in your ...

2025-11-17T14:17:52Z

#BadFoodAdvice #GoodAdvice

Getting jalapeno pickle water in your eye is unpleasant.

Oh, hello, Shabana. Why are you looking at me like that? - ...

2025-11-15T18:56:52Z

Oh, hello, Shabana. Why are you looking at me like that?
- Paddington T. Bear

Discovered! 😱

2025-10-23T06:20:37Z

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Discovered! 😱

on now #BBCRadio4 File on 4 Investigates Abused For Our Food ...

2025-10-21T19:15:26Z

on now #BBCRadio4

File on 4 Investigates

Abused For Our Food

people in "debt bondage" to UK government

2025-10-21 2000-2040 (replay service not up yet)

#ModernSlavery #DebtBondage

https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m002lgxg

... Roland Emmerich stirs amidst his Razzies piled high ...

2025-10-21T15:33:51Z

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... Roland Emmerich stirs amidst his Razzies piled high ...

This got me thinking. The situation with Corbyn/Sultana YourParty ...

2025-10-17T09:20:44Z

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This got me thinking.

The situation with Corbyn/Sultana YourParty is just proving that the Left have endless intellectual discussions about situations and strategies which always lead to differences of opinion (which then become exaggerated (usually based on decades of literature based around theory))

while the Right can easily coalesce around any psychotic fantasy as they find it easy to talk about wanting to torture, kill, steal and lie endlessly then they train to do those things in order to bond with each other.

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I've had copies of the SWP paper thrust on me decades ago. Their ability to banner-up at mixed demonstrations is impressive (it's never stopped being a topic of discussion and anger in the UK left).
(Can't remember if I had beers with some SWP'ers years ago or another radical/militant group.)

With the pro-Corbyn Momentum movement before YourParty there was similar concern about radical infiltration and entryism into the Labour party and Labour organising bodies. Momentum itself seemed mainly cohesive though.

"YourParty" will need some kind of focus and personal discipline probably.

Metro co uk (Daily Mail sub-rag) "The most ...

2025-10-17T08:23:01Z

Metro co uk (Daily Mail sub-rag)
"The most ‘porn-obsessed’ cities in the UK have been revealed" ? 🧐

... all with large police headquarters with free encrypted internet ...

Socialist Workers Party?

2025-10-17T08:09:08Z

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Socialist Workers Party?

The replies about BlueTooth and wifi are all well-known which is ...

2025-10-15T00:21:33Z

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The replies about BlueTooth and wifi are all well-known which is why security services used to warn about not using them before they decided to exploit those wesknesses.

This also sounds like a use for some spy crap that gets done to my phone and tablet.
The cellular connection icons at the top of the phone screen will show it being in "airplane mode" but going to the connections menu will briefly show cellular being on.
My tablet's settings just lie and its cellular seems to be constantly on whatever mode I put it in.

I get definite interference in functions as if some idiot kid has gotten access to cell tower protocols.

Here's #Veritasium from awhile ago.
Exposing the Flaw in Our Phone System

https://youtu.be/wVyu7NB7W6Y

You should have seen the dreams I had this week. Just ...

2025-10-12T21:03:18Z

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You should have seen the dreams I had this week.
Just acknowledging the subconscious processes can suppress the dreams, but not the reality.
🙁

No, Keith, I do not want to join the military in order to protect ...

2025-10-12T20:35:22Z

No, Keith, I do not want to join the military in order to protect your stupidity. 😡

#prescience #KeirStarmer #KeithStalin

"melting pot" is what i'm going to put Robert Jenrick ...

2025-10-07T16:11:02Z

"melting pot" is what i'm going to put Robert Jenrick in
- me

#BBCRadio4PM #Birmingham

Robert Jenrick seems to be aware of flags. #RobertJenrick ...

2025-10-07T10:26:42Z

Robert Jenrick seems to be aware of flags.

#RobertJenrick #Birmingham

Are you a political organisation in the UKGB? Yes, you say? Are ...

2025-10-04T09:13:59Z

Are you a political organisation in the UKGB?

Yes, you say?

Are you planning on withdrawing from the European Convention on Human Rights?

Yes, you say?

Are you planning to, like, travel ... anywhere?!
Are you going to negotiate thousands of bilateral agreements with about fifty countries? That's thousands of bilateral agreements with EACH of the fifty countries which process you have to repeat for each individual country so that your human rights are observed?

No, you say? 🤔

Oh, you already have an EU passport as a dual-citizen!
Well, that's all right, then!

This new trend can only lead to the Downfall of Western Stand-Up ...

2025-10-02T15:48:37Z

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This new trend can only lead to the Downfall of Western Stand-Up Improvisation. Well, its further downfall.

Oh, it must be April Fools Day in the Northern Hemisphere.

2025-10-02T15:38:52Z

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Oh, it must be April Fools Day in the Northern Hemisphere.

#BusinessIdea - "Root 'n' Go" purpose :- rooting ...

2025-10-01T17:03:29Z

#BusinessIdea - "Root 'n' Go"

purpose :-
rooting cellphones and wiping Android off, replacing with whatever

service provider needs :-
£150 linux laptop
£035 1tb hdd
£005 usb sata/pata/ide
usb cables adaptors etc
linux flash usb-boot
drivers

customer :-
£000 smartphone (customer's own)
service would be free or by nominal fee paying

prospects :-
looking very good for mucho mucho business in the near future #ThanksGoogle 👍

Yeah, that was it. The doc post must (could) have been on ...

2025-09-27T21:12:45Z

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Yeah, that was it. The doc post must (could) have been on Twitter.

🙏 I'm sure it was either on Fedi or Twitter that I had a ...

2025-09-27T20:47:46Z

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🙏
I'm sure it was either on Fedi or Twitter that I had a little chat with someone about the documentary and the events.

#DavidOluwale Remember Oluwale Archive on 4 Two police officers ...

2025-09-27T19:34:42Z

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#DavidOluwale

Remember Oluwale
Archive on 4

Two police officers stood trial in 1971 accused of the manslaughter of Nigerian vagrant David Oluwale. Few questions were asked about the circumstances of his death, until a whistleblowing young police cadet implicated two senior policemen. The trial shook and shamed Leeds.

Not far away, Tony Phillips was growing up in the only black family on his Leeds estate. The name David Oluwale reaches far back into his childhood memory of becoming black, black and Yorkshire, and black and British.

In Remember Oluwale, Tony reflects on the impact of David’s story, exposing the lasting importance and relevance of the story today.

He uses archive and face to face interviews with people who knew Oluwale and examines a particular altercation with the police that year which appears to have catapulted David on the road to decline, and his ultimate death in the River Aire.

We meet defence lawyer who argued that race had nothing to do with Oluwale’s death, and use archive for the prosecution lawyer, who was convinced the two officers killed David – although they were only ever convicted of assault.

With cross-bench peer Victor Adebowale, Tony highlights the inequalities in mental health and policing that continue to adversely affect black people today, while Joe Williams, who runs the Black History Tours in Leeds, puts the whole story in the context of colonialism.

With contributions from Linton Kwesi Johnson and music by Ellen Smith, David Oluwale’s story becomes social history and political statement - examining how a constellation of public issues impacted on one man’s body, how we so easily forget our inglorious past, and how misunderstood the deep, underlying problems of racism are.

An Overtone production for BBC Radio 4
Produced by Anna Scott-Brown

Show less

Available now

57 minutes

(not getting a Mastodon search result for this, so here it is ...

2025-09-27T19:33:31Z

(not getting a Mastodon search result for this, so here it is again)

#DavidOluwale

https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m0010n8c

Have created a new wordpress to post my stuff that is critical of ...

2025-09-25T00:45:30Z

Have created a new wordpress to post my stuff that is critical of the Verification Service idiocy created by Mi7.
First post is my brand new cover letter for job applications!

#VerifyThisShiz

https://verifythisshiz.wordpress.com/

text message from UniteUnion Rally for the Brum bin workers: Sat ...

2025-09-18T20:20:51Z

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text message from UniteUnion

Rally for the Brum bin workers: Sat 20th Sept assemble at 9:30 for a 10am start from Unite the Union, 30 Jennens Rd, Birmingham, sign up here: smsu.io/xejl1

#Birmingham #BirminghamUK

Knew "about" the US occupation of the Philipines (moreso ...

2025-09-13T16:38:39Z

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Knew "about" the US occupation of the Philipines (moreso about the "US relations" in C20th).

Never heard of the famine, starvation or genocide before.

In every way, of course. I am programmed in multiple techniques. ...

2025-09-07T14:12:01Z

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In every way, of course. I am programmed in multiple techniques. A broad variety of tootering.

#MultipleTechniques

#FullyFunctional

2025-09-07T12:23:22Z

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#FullyFunctional

(the imagery brought to my mind by "scab drivers" ... ...

2025-09-06T16:46:43Z

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(the imagery brought to my mind by "scab drivers" ... I'm going to have to exorcise it ... or drink it into oblivion ...)

The triumvirate that made me a Neil Young fan starting from about ...

2025-09-05T16:41:53Z

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The triumvirate that made me a Neil Young fan starting from about 74/75 are Cinnamon Girl, Like A Hurricane and Harvest Moon.

What next? A female Duke of Edinburgh?!

2025-09-02T15:11:24Z

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What next? A female Duke of Edinburgh?!

What the heck is that weird "C R" logo with a crown on ...

2025-09-02T14:53:53Z

What the heck is that weird "C R" logo with a crown on that red van? 🧐
Why can't they stop messing about with things?!

And, this ten pound note is obviously fake. It's got a bloke's face on it.

Are the Tories very angry at the Tory policy of using Hotels for ...

2025-08-30T17:11:03Z

Are the Tories very angry at the Tory policy of using Hotels for Accommodation!?! 🧐

#UKPol

(... of course, as landlords, the Tories also stand the most to benefit from the Home Office paying them to accommodate people in sub-standard properties probably as "emergency accommodation" once evicted from hotels ... much more money ... and the Home Office and/or local councils will have to pay for bringing the properties upto standard ...)

🙏🌼

2025-08-29T16:23:26Z

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🙏🌼

The name doesn't ring a bell but the title "The Arabic, ...

2025-08-29T16:06:17Z

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The name doesn't ring a bell but the title "The Arabic, Hebrew and Latin Reception of Avicenna" does. I'd have to read some of the pages (if Google will let me ...).
I went mainly for science, so Avicenna was in the "target" book along with Haytham, Khayyam, Averroes.

My knowledge of Greek Dark ages is very bitty though (with a lot of Wikipedia).

The arabian age of learning and preservation of knowledge is ...

2025-08-29T15:58:10Z

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The arabian age of learning and preservation of knowledge is directly related to the birth of Islam, not the other way around.

I have to curse Birmingham City Council's compliance with the ...

2025-08-29T15:49:25Z

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I have to curse Birmingham City Council's compliance with the Hostile Environment policy of the UK Government; they deleted my library loans history.
I've been trying to remember what that book was for years! I think I lent it from the old Central Library.

The Twitter-Demon used to push conversations my way where people ...

2025-08-29T15:43:14Z

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The Twitter-Demon used to push conversations my way where people had some kind of misapprehension ...

Anyway, Doomsdays, I know a tiny bit about the Greek "Dark Ages" and of the "Sea People" era before it.

I've also read about the European pre-medievval "Dark Ages", and a particulsr book on the subject by a famous scholar which/whose name(s) I cannot recall but had some very good bits about Islamic countries being in a "golden age" at the same time.

I'd somehow had the belief that Malcolm Rifkind had died ...

2025-08-29T07:31:59Z

I'd somehow had the belief that Malcolm Rifkind had died awhile ago but earlier this year he was being talked about by others as if he was alive! And, I waa totally shocked. Possibly Hugo Rifkind talking about a podcast or book he was plugging.
Anyway, the "And, the vegetables?" Spitting Image sketch was referenced yesterday and that brought back happy satire memories.

#RifkindMalcolm #RifkindHugo

¿Pero, Keir, sabes quién es esta "Suegra Y"? ...

2025-08-28T10:10:27Z

¿Pero, Keir, sabes quién es esta "Suegra Y"?

#KeirStarmer

I know. 🤓

2025-08-26T10:31:43Z

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I know. 🤓

Dear the #BBC , If right-wing people shift allegiance from one ...

2025-08-25T23:25:15Z

Dear the #BBC ,

If right-wing people shift allegiance from one right-wing party to another right-wing party then that is not "right-wing parties growing in popularity", it is merely a right-wing party increasing its support.

Kind regards,

signed #AgentOfAForeignPower

This deportation of people and seizure of their property reminds ...

2025-08-25T19:59:03Z

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This deportation of people and seizure of their property reminds me of something that happened in Gernany starting in 1933 ... but I can't quite put my finger on it ...

IAmBlakeley calls her Jigsaw.

2025-08-21T15:59:36Z

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IAmBlakeley calls her Jigsaw.

Me: Don't Look at AI Art or Watch AI Vids! Also Me: ...

2025-08-10T09:54:31Z

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Me:
Don't Look at AI Art or Watch AI Vids!

Also Me:
PufferJacketPope
Mr Newberger
"Newt, her delightful screaming face."
Sacabambaspis
Velma Dinkley (... for any reason really ...)
... and now Washington Versailles ...

Laffy (also maybe ai generated? 🤔)

Me (TOTALLY REAL AND NOT AN #AgentOfAForeignPower )

(... also also me me, probably still banned from having a YouTube account ...)

First Kings Heath then the World!

2025-08-03T18:19:04Z

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First Kings Heath then the World!

Making extensive notes for my first comedy stand-up gig which ...

2025-08-03T18:00:56Z

Making extensive notes for my first comedy stand-up gig which will be all about internet moderators in the UK and how James Bond is a cunt.

#AgentOfAForeignPower

#microfiction from "The Derp of Trump" 'Secret ...

2025-08-01T17:43:23Z

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#microfiction

from "The Derp of Trump"

'Secret Strategy of Telling Your Opponent Where Your Military Asses Are'

#AgentOfAForeignPower

... yeah, that's right, "asses" ...

Ey-up?! Is this Aye-Eye? 🧐 (Just in case it is: Bad, Doomsday, ...

2025-07-31T22:43:43Z

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Ey-up?! Is this Aye-Eye? 🧐

(Just in case it is: Bad, Doomsday, bad!)

(If it isn't: That's some bad ass art shizzle, DJDoom!)

Yep, it does look like that at night. I was kind of disappointed ...

2025-07-31T12:43:53Z

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Yep, it does look like that at night.
I was kind of disappointed by it but also fascinated by the intricacies of the exterior.
And, the other churches and the religious ornamentation on buildings in the city are also fascinating.
And, generally just impressed by Firenze!

All this toot needs to finish it is one of those "Ti Amo" blond jesus pictures.

I'll need to read the articles and the abstract (eventually) ...

2025-07-30T19:38:19Z

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I'll need to read the articles and the abstract (eventually) but the article details cited in the toot read like absolute nonsense as regards the Duality "problem".

Photons interacting with Atoms is kinda the basis of ... the Quantum Jump of Electrons (not to be confused with Bakula or Dae Kim), which is all about absorption and emission of Photons (or "Energy"). Refraction (reflection) of a Photon would cause the Photon to lose energy which seems to be what the article may be mistakenly calling "interference" (it is not the same as the Interference Pattern visible on backing screens in the Duality experiment).

Photons are, in my technical understanding, kinda tricksy. (I'd do a Patreon about it but Patreon are calling my science essays "porn"!)

I'm taking my particular brand of bullshit onto the ...

2025-07-30T18:51:01Z

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I'm taking my particular brand of bullshit onto the performance circuit starting with stand-up.
I bit of in-real-life fomenting of dissent will be good for my psyche.

I am not liking this new Southern Cross. 🙁

2025-07-30T09:45:41Z

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I am not liking this new Southern Cross. 🙁

Union Activisticism! #Quangobaud #Wordpress ... just blank at the ...

2025-07-30T01:38:52Z

Union Activisticism!

#Quangobaud #Wordpress

... just blank at the moment ...

https://quangobaud.wordpress.com/union-activisticism/

#microfiction The Genius: I've killed Trade with Tariffs now ...

2025-07-28T13:30:41Z

#microfiction

The Genius:
I've killed Trade with Tariffs now I'm going to finish off Gambling by destroying Tourism by threatening everyone with Alligator Alcatraz.

TheUncertaintyPrinciple:
(he killed a casino as a novice. he's unstoppable! could i be next!?!)

#microfiction The Activity-Pub extremists put their plan of ...

2025-07-27T10:05:56Z

#microfiction

The Activity-Pub extremists put their plan of sending plushies to fediverse hold-outs into action; inside each plushie was nothing* ... but LOVE.

(*well, besides "stuffing" but that ruins the flow of the story ... "each one was stuffed with love" maybe 🤔 ...)

Had to do it! 😃

2025-07-24T18:42:15Z

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Had to do it! 😃

#microfiction Robert Jenrick.

2025-07-24T18:21:29Z

#microfiction

Robert Jenrick.

I was just glad of the attention ... sobs in corner (😇)

2025-07-23T14:40:52Z

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I was just glad of the attention ...

*sobs in corner*

(😇)

(... bit rude there DW ... 😃)

2025-07-23T14:19:12Z

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(... bit rude there DW ... 😃)

fediverse needs a special button for such occassions ... i think ...

2025-07-23T14:05:25Z

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fediverse needs a special button for such occassions ... i think there's a hand gesture emoji which would be appropriate

Nostr event nevent1qqs06gsd90pvnfyjw85aqvfkt2z3k3j2k72p6k98k0rkw7z64mm9djgzypemjhdahzc028ja4gtlh4cg7qvvnx9xen2458aq6sssces6hx7x73nrusy

2025-07-20T14:26:58Z

"Smile when you call me an asshole."

Cow dere ewe cretasize mi spellunkin! I can do grabagrans. I can ...

2025-07-15T08:17:19Z

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Cow dere ewe cretasize mi spellunkin!

I can do grabagrans. I can grabagran perfectly!!!
🤪

Nigel Farage = Escaped Brain Fart #PharageAtLarge

2025-07-15T08:05:14Z

Nigel Farage = Escaped Brain Fart

#PharageAtLarge

I'll give this a go. YouTube has suspended my account but ...

2025-07-14T06:07:28Z

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I'll give this a go.

YouTube has suspended my account but DuckDuckGo may show the vid; Android has managed to invade my DuckDuckGo and has blocked vid viewing sometimes.

And, that was "Inaccessible Academic Writers" following ...

2025-07-10T08:32:05Z

And, that was "Inaccessible Academic Writers" following thrash band "Faculty of Descent". Next up on tonight's themed show, a section from their ever expanding piece "Interest?" by bonkwave artist "Student Lone".

#StuartMaconieBandNames
#JohnPeelBandNames

#microfiction TheGenius: The Defence and Protection of YOUR ...

2025-07-09T12:27:47Z

#microfiction

TheGenius:
The Defence and Protection of YOUR country depends on my whims, ukrainian woman.

Reporter:
Sir, never mind them, our country is on fire and flooded at the same time and no one really likes the "Immigration Service", even one of their mom's kicked one of them right in the nuts.

TheGenius:
Whims, I say, WHIMS!

I remember when the Doctor foughtTeh-Bit in the Ridley of the ...

2025-07-08T12:18:20Z

I remember when the Doctor foughtTeh-Bit in the Ridley of the Sphinx ... (or something like that).

#BBCWeekending #BBCRadioComedy
#Tebbit #NormanTebbit

#microfiction Quango: My assassination attempt on Donald J Trump ...

2025-06-25T19:25:26Z

#microfiction

Quango:
My assassination attempt on Donald J Trump was an amazing success, he's dead now.

NewsMedia:
What? You can't say that! He's not dead.

Quango:
Well, if he can say nonsensical things like "totally obliterated" and people kiss his ass when he does that, then why can't I?

NewsMedia:
Because you're not a billionaire nepo baby with an insane murder cult and an orange finger on the nuclear button, that's why.

Quango:
🤔

#microfiction Couchie: Have we got that bunker- buster report so ...

2025-06-24T13:28:01Z

#microfiction

Couchie:
Have we got that bunker- buster report so we can fill-in the missile marketing details?

Drunkie:
You mean the IAEA report on the damage to the centrifuges?

Couchie:
That's what I said, "mark-et-ing de-tails".

#microfiction TheGenius: We will destroy their Uranium Enrichment ...

2025-06-22T13:07:39Z

#microfiction

TheGenius: We will destroy their Uranium Enrichment Facilities with our Depleted Uranium bombs.

TheDrunkie: ... errrr ...