Nostr notes by Shannon Prickett

Not to brag, but the random word generator told me I'm the ...

2026-05-20T18:11:35Z

Not to brag, but the random word generator told me I'm the smartest guy it knows.

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2026-01-15T18:10:32Z

I changed my mind, bring that cart back around

Fortunately for all concerned, the original barrel of people only ...

2026-01-06T17:18:08Z

Fortunately for all concerned, the original barrel of people only had a few bad apples in it.

“How bad could it be, really?” -me just before finding out ...

2026-01-02T16:16:39Z

“How bad could it be, really?” -me just before finding out how bad it is

I can’t even imagine what Disney’s Aphantasia would look ...

2025-12-31T21:03:35Z

I can’t even imagine what Disney’s Aphantasia would look like.

An electronic brain which is also an escape artist. I can see why ...

2025-12-22T01:36:26Z

An electronic brain which is also an escape artist. I can see why he's intrigued.

Put me down for the 'less OK w/' position re: AI in video ...

2025-12-16T18:20:55Z

Put me down for the 'less OK w/' position re: AI in video games

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2025-12-16T14:43:23Z

Arbitrary rules? It sure does

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2025-12-14T16:12:40Z

Open Artificial Intelligence reminds me of the Holy Roman Empire.

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2025-11-27T15:13:31Z

You must construct additional axioms.

A variable which is declared yokel may know the names of other ...

2025-11-22T23:24:25Z

A variable which is declared yokel may know the names of other variables but not comprehend their locations or values.

“Your safety & the safety of others are v important” ...

2025-11-06T19:20:39Z

“Your safety & the safety of others are v important”

Listen, man(ual), that’s just, like, your opinion.

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2025-11-03T23:24:01Z

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Farah, ferrous-favoring ferocity.

2025-11-03T23:22:35Z

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Farah, ferrous-favoring ferocity.

It bugs me that 'magnetic' is used where ...

2025-11-03T23:17:56Z

It bugs me that 'magnetic' is used where 'ferrous' is meant.

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2025-11-03T13:53:27Z

Despoiled means the same thing as fresh.

Facts don’t need reasons, I guess. ...

2025-11-02T17:49:14Z

Facts don’t need reasons, I guess.

Is it? ...

2025-10-31T17:29:15Z

Is it?

After you get married, it’s more accurate to call it a wedded ...

2025-10-29T13:43:29Z

After you get married, it’s more accurate to call it a wedded ring.

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2025-10-27T17:54:33Z

Forward looking means the same thing as facetious.

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2025-10-27T14:19:15Z

“Breaking” is just how old people say “Today I Learned”

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2025-10-27T14:01:48Z

If you get hired in the Fediverse, you get hired in real life.

Slapping a “I bought it before I knew he was crazy” sticker ...

2025-10-25T22:16:06Z

Slapping a “I bought it before I knew he was crazy” sticker on my Ford because why should Elon get all the attention for being a Nazi when Henry did it earlier.

“It’s the quiet ones you need to worry about” is extrovert ...

2025-10-22T20:24:47Z

“It’s the quiet ones you need to worry about” is extrovert propaganda.

I’m going to need everyone to stop answering their phone when ...

2025-10-17T16:05:01Z

I’m going to need everyone to stop answering their phone when someone calls, it’s creating unrealistic expectations in people who call me.

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2025-10-12T19:45:07Z

ICMP is the Insane Clown Messaging Protocol

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2025-10-11T12:44:58Z

Who even am I w/o caffeine in my system.

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2025-10-09T16:28:16Z

Funk Loving Criminals.

When I’m big mad, I tell people to eat shit & live. I want ...

2025-10-08T03:08:17Z

When I’m big mad, I tell people to eat shit & live. I want them remembering the taste of turds for years.

Antidisneystablishmentarianism is the heretical belief that the ...

2025-10-05T16:45:21Z

Antidisneystablishmentarianism is the heretical belief that the Disney Corporation should not, in fact, own exclusive rights to every story in existence.

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2025-09-27T12:42:31Z

AWS customers use SG (¡Sabado Gigante!) to manage networks.

How does the Fediverse feel about Banksy? Well he’s no Joan ...

2025-09-21T12:26:48Z

How does the Fediverse feel about Banksy? Well he’s no Joan Mastodon, that’s for sure. But so few people are.

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2025-09-19T12:33:26Z

Deleted a uspol draft because I made myself angry reading it.

Are the iOS26 app icons askew? Or are you just holding it wrong, ...

2025-09-17T16:39:55Z

Are the iOS26 app icons askew? Or are you just holding it wrong, again?

Don’t settle for a midlife crisis; you deserve an epiclife ...

2025-09-14T14:47:17Z

Don’t settle for a midlife crisis; you deserve an epiclife crisis.

Pink Pony Club is a cautionary tale about Chappell’s descent ...

2025-09-13T22:44:04Z

Pink Pony Club is a cautionary tale about Chappell’s descent into the nightmarish world of My Little Pony fandom

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2025-09-06T12:08:59Z

Every peak which I can name is part of the Appellation Mountains.

Orienting the map by putting North at 112• degrees because fuck ...

2025-09-05T13:24:19Z

Orienting the map by putting North at 112• degrees because fuck your normative compass.

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2025-08-30T15:02:22Z

Artistically declined.

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2025-08-30T14:40:24Z

Do not fall for scammers on Mastodon. Fall for me. I’m cuter.

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2025-08-26T16:19:49Z

Nerds love to submit to a fandom.

Don't drop awe. Take it pass/fail.

2025-08-26T16:16:37Z

Don't drop awe.

Take it pass/fail.

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2025-08-22T13:50:50Z

The greatest threat to unhoused people are the housed unpeople.

The grossest porn is the stuff w/o AltText. Get it together, ...

2025-08-22T13:02:55Z

The grossest porn is the stuff w/o AltText. Get it together, perverts. Accessibility is sexy.

If you don't want me to take your remarks the wrong way, ...

2025-08-22T12:45:16Z

If you don't want me to take your remarks the wrong way, maybe don't admit that you're advocating for a devil up front.

I would definitely go back to the job which replaced me w/ AI. ...

2025-08-21T13:15:47Z

I would definitely go back to the job which replaced me w/ AI. I’m sure the person responsible for the fuck up is super bummed about their bonus not being bigger.

Economics were invented so that governments could kill their own ...

2025-08-20T19:55:42Z

Economics were invented so that governments could kill their own citizens w/o getting their hands messy.

General & Special hospitals have the same relationship that ...

2025-08-20T13:34:35Z

General & Special hospitals have the same relationship that General & Special relativity have.

Could the AI ,,coders,, please hurry up & leave me behind? ...

2025-08-19T15:49:32Z

Could the AI ,,coders,, please hurry up & leave me behind?

I’m so tired of fixing their whoopsies.

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2025-08-18T02:07:50Z

Proportional misrepresentation.

The journey from relentless to resentless is further than lexical ...

2025-08-12T16:43:28Z

The journey from relentless to resentless is further than lexical distance alone might calculate.

> Due to fluctuating global shipping rates, we willbe charging ...

2025-08-11T17:22:07Z

> Due to fluctuating global shipping rates, we willbe charging shipping fees at a later date.

w/ the only option being [Sounds good!] is some bullshit.

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2025-08-08T15:31:13Z

Happy International Female Orgasm Day to those who observe.

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2025-08-07T21:19:25Z

It’s actually Boost for Favs, _AltText_ for Reach.

Finally a useful pie chart in #ChicagoLand. ...

2025-08-06T13:01:29Z

Finally a useful pie chart in #ChicagoLand.

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2025-08-04T18:25:37Z

I would like to be lured in to the dark world of the mangosphere.

A risk in doing onion routing topologies is that it’s easy to ...

2025-08-02T00:54:42Z

A risk in doing onion routing topologies is that it’s easy to encounter memory leeks.

Refusing to call Powdered Coffee “instant” coffee because my ...

2025-07-27T13:21:31Z

Refusing to call Powdered Coffee “instant” coffee because my time has value to me.

My favorite thing autowreck does regularly is, anytime I ...

2025-07-25T13:22:19Z

My favorite thing autowreck does regularly is, anytime I highlight the word Fediverse, it tells me: no replacements found.

You ain’t kidding, ,,AI,,

Congratulations on your recent achievement of a personal best for ...

2025-07-23T04:29:18Z

Congratulations on your recent achievement of a personal best for longest time existing on Earth by a you. Keep it up, records are made for breaking.

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2025-07-17T17:04:39Z

If hot beverages are scary, consider adding coward ice.

Prefixing my “go fuck yourself” response w/ “please” ...

2025-07-14T17:08:37Z

Prefixing my “go fuck yourself” response w/ “please” because there’s no need to be hostile in the work place.

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2025-07-09T17:03:18Z

No, birds ARE real; it’s eggs which are fake.

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2025-06-28T14:39:02Z

Policed people police people.

"Earth on sale for only $30" ... still more than I'd ...

2025-06-19T16:14:15Z

"Earth on sale for only $30"

... still more than I'd pay for it.

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2025-06-02T16:54:17Z

When the job lets you dig your own hole, that’s re-moat work.

Real nature lovers prove it by shooting up the signage naming the ...

2025-05-30T14:34:18Z

Real nature lovers prove it by shooting up the signage naming the place.

Watching a mom suit up in driving gloves before getting behind ...

2025-05-23T17:25:58Z

Watching a mom suit up in driving gloves before getting behind the wheel of a stroller.

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2025-05-22T14:16:21Z

Imagine being Elon Musk's favorite author.

I’m going to need my coworkers to stop telling me that I remind ...

2025-05-14T15:05:12Z

I’m going to need my coworkers to stop telling me that I remind them of characters from the Big Bang Theory Cinematic Universe.

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2025-05-13T16:24:38Z

The Mythical Man Moth: essays on cryptid engineering.

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2025-05-12T15:22:40Z

US stands for Uninformed Speculators, our economic powerhouse.

You're not going to believe it, but it's time to listen ...

2025-05-09T12:26:04Z

You're not going to believe it, but it's time to listen to Empire Records: the Soundtrack.

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2025-05-09T07:35:58Z

TEDTok: ideas worth thinking for 30 seconds or fewer.

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2025-05-08T13:25:52Z

The dinosaur who dwells on mistakes? That's the Flawsoraptor.

"God! Why the fuck is everyone on the Fediverse so ...

2025-05-08T13:11:16Z

"God! Why the fuck is everyone on the Fediverse so WEIRD?"

Shut up. It's a feature. It is the best feature.

My entire political platform is: I fucking told you so, you ...

2025-05-08T10:42:02Z

My entire political platform is: I fucking told you so, you gullible fools.

Pope me, you cowards.

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2025-05-07T15:12:25Z

Mike Oldfield’s “Mike Oldfield’s Titular Bells”

Can ye guess what a pirate’s only respected holiday is? Aye, ...

2025-05-01T21:24:17Z

Can ye guess what a pirate’s only respected holiday is?

Aye, may dee.

There’s no AI in ‘team’. But there is in ‘failure’.

2025-04-29T19:16:21Z

There’s no AI in ‘team’.

But there is in ‘failure’.

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2025-04-29T00:48:20Z

A fun thing about me: I’m not.

A game of cat & mouse is when one can't decide if they ...

2025-04-23T16:14:30Z

A game of cat & mouse is when one can't decide if they prefer CLI or GUI.

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2025-04-22T14:14:34Z

Scientology NAS, protects data from thetans.

I have a truly marvelous demonstration of the value of LLMs which ...

2025-04-21T15:19:30Z

I have a truly marvelous demonstration of the value of LLMs which this toot is too narrow to contain.

Interior rewilding for #Caturday ...

2025-04-12T16:39:41Z

Interior rewilding for #Caturday

Gene-splicing gray wolves to bring back extinct wives of Henry ...

2025-04-09T18:08:23Z

Gene-splicing gray wolves to bring back extinct wives of Henry the 8th.

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2025-04-09T14:54:08Z

Your order status has been updated to: READY FOR FINDING OUT

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2025-04-01T13:13:07Z

What a great day to have a terrible idea.

I’m never in a hurry to be at the funeral when the doors open, ...

2025-03-22T20:34:19Z

I’m never in a hurry to be at the funeral when the doors open, even when it’s General Admission. The opening act is usually some no name nobody I’ve never heard of.

Starting somewhere. ...

2025-03-19T18:12:45Z

Starting somewhere.

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2025-03-15T14:14:41Z

Manarchy, Anarchy for Men

Peascake. It’s just like cheesecake but it’s primarily ...

2025-03-07T18:27:09Z

Peascake. It’s just like cheesecake but it’s primarily composed of a frothy sweet pea mousse.

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2025-03-02T13:40:17Z

If opera is so great why’s there no operb.

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2025-02-25T15:32:27Z

Star Wars IV: an ew hope

Happy #CatUrDay from Maisie. ...

2025-02-22T16:06:19Z

Happy #CatUrDay from Maisie.

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2025-02-21T01:25:49Z

The seven medications of highly effective people.

“If y’all would stop asking for headcount, we’d be happy to ...

2025-02-19T16:33:19Z

“If y’all would stop asking for headcount, we’d be happy to give you some” is a hell of a message from upper management. If not unfamiliar.

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2025-02-18T15:25:03Z

Rhyming pheremone w/ ceremony.

Slamming the bell icon so it’s never cold by the time that I ...

2025-02-17T19:56:56Z

Slamming the bell icon so it’s never cold by the time that I receive it ever again

Every Mike Myers film would be improved by making it a Russ Meyer ...

2025-02-17T16:39:10Z

Every Mike Myers film would be improved by making it a Russ Meyer film, instead