2026-09-26T16:15:58Z https://njump.me PixiePancake https://njump.me/npub1x0mgrf5ffvmpr94ypsawfed9qlvyg6qfcglhaspy89kv9dv87k8qcz0d43 https://media.mstdn.social/accounts/avatars/109/838/076/532/461/117/original/9154746b698fbc33.png https://media.mstdn.social/accounts/avatars/109/838/076/532/461/117/original/9154746b698fbc33.png https://njump.me/nevent1qqswt208g8m5ev4834c5zcs7lgg982yu47c3m35rcr2lrxtmuezg6rczyqeldqdx399nvyvk5sxr4e8955ras3rgp8pr7lkqysukes44sl6cucvtyxm True lazy doesn’t happen until you retire. Then sloth becomes an art form. <br/>#Funny #Humor #Humour #Retirement<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/338/164/763/255/692/original/08f7cdb3e162dc36.png"> 2026-09-26T16:07:34Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyw2rf63wu9n9jl5yavxrv5tt35m4r9kwyvrcv5f2vcfcqkyw55gszyqeldqdx399nvyvk5sxr4e8955ras3rgp8pr7lkqysukes44sl6cu5xyays I’m elderly. My primary care physician is a gerontologist. If she ever asked me to take a cognitive exam, I’d have a heart attack. <br/>If I were asked to take a cognitive exam three times, I would know that the doctor was monitoring the severity &amp; rate of my mental decline.<br/>I’d notify my family immediately; I’d get my affairs in order.<br/>Then I’d invade Venezuela, threaten Greenland, Cuba, Columbia, Mexico, Iran, Canada, Panama, Nigeria, Syria &amp; Nicaragua. I’d weaponize ICE, &amp; no one would stop me. 2026-01-18T02:21:19Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswtnhm9uf20wq3d904ayyy86696tsnnm0ahtgegtt7fftc5308zqqzyqeldqdx399nvyvk5sxr4e8955ras3rgp8pr7lkqysukes44sl6cudkpdg6 Love to anyone who is as sick as my cousin. <br/>#Holidays #Covid #Sick #Funny #Humor<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/641/398/952/299/105/original/4502ebf2031cdee3.png"> 2025-12-01T00:13:22Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqszwutpwwp8pwfj8lrk49ccjrp5jscnwx900zp0ur8shnawvrstj0gzyqeldqdx399nvyvk5sxr4e8955ras3rgp8pr7lkqysukes44sl6cuy9al8c #Humor #Funny<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/515/694/733/440/991/original/621e30430238dd54.png"> 2025-11-08T19:25:12Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqkge840704mv8c25ymrrazlenjwcuhceem7kzayt9pk7sxx859aszyqeldqdx399nvyvk5sxr4e8955ras3rgp8pr7lkqysukes44sl6cukkrasv As a retired teacher, I can tell you that this is an automatic A.<br/><br/>#Humor #Funny #Education<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/510/396/635/836/877/original/5627a40df7f5329d.png"> 2025-11-07T20:56:07Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsztfxtadqx0wgpudvtlx66a2rhn0gxy7v33rn69q9qkcdq42duqsqzyqeldqdx399nvyvk5sxr4e8955ras3rgp8pr7lkqysukes44sl6cuvv2cgg It wasn’t me.<br/><br/>#Humor #Humour #Funny<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/422/500/547/283/746/original/5a6deeac4cdb3b29.png"> 2025-04-29T17:48:33Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvz5ge5e0rlsmkq4z0szlyl08uf4wrzel3k6lmlwkqcrhs30c4thgzyqeldqdx399nvyvk5sxr4e8955ras3rgp8pr7lkqysukes44sl6cun79phn In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsfx85mhrn9vat06whpwfae4kcu2um8v67fu4l58eus5taw7fxkkfgpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43ql7rnkd'>nevent1q…rnkd</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnddaehgu3wwp6kyqpq6lej02g3r20d5cd79luc6x6ph4wfqh0847eacpp8hzvfre60tsvsfagj4g" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnddaehgu3wwp6kyqpq6lej02g3r20d5cd79luc6x6ph4wfqh0847eacpp8hzvfre60tsvsfagj4g</span> (<span class="italic">nprofile…gj4g</span>)</a></span> The stupidity of Trump appointees is staggering. 2025-04-13T05:52:29Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0n9j2vvyutcdcv4dhvec6s526h9jwm0zs8ggeqwyjey3r5jkzu0czyqeldqdx399nvyvk5sxr4e8955ras3rgp8pr7lkqysukes44sl6cu2y22z5 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsyqmhnw6f0hu2wuljxxtymfx8zhnkehzt4lx0vj9gl9dd8whje0qspz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43q3ur3fq'>nevent1q…r3fq</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnddaehgu3wwp6kyqpqesha7f4m7zfc7rlyg7ufeysw8prq76f6edjr7ajh686raeeg5gsq2292y4" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnddaehgu3wwp6kyqpqesha7f4m7zfc7rlyg7ufeysw8prq76f6edjr7ajh686raeeg5gsq2292y4</span> (<span class="italic">nprofile…92y4</span>)</a></span> Good for you for staying safe. I got Covid for the first time in August. It lasted 25 days. I saw two doctors and ended up in the ER. I was so nauseated, I couldn’t eat. I lost down to 105 lbs. I’m 5’7”. It was awful. 2024-11-25T19:46:29Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstszt75zasfuzkdczsv4t6xaegh230u8z3wj03en4l0vnt9rugllszyqeldqdx399nvyvk5sxr4e8955ras3rgp8pr7lkqysukes44sl6cugraljw I’m so upset, I’m going to McDonald’s.<br/><br/>#Humor #Funny #Lol #Fun #Humour<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/112/638/918/812/098/518/original/8f3f7eecaf3a52ca.jpeg"> 2024-06-18T18:00:46Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8h4e86c6a23usmvjyqtryxx9fvws3lqedczm43rl5c68vt0s6p5qzyqeldqdx399nvyvk5sxr4e8955ras3rgp8pr7lkqysukes44sl6cuug8uxp Checkmate.<br/><br/>#Humor #Funny #Lol #Fun #Humour #Cat #Cats<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/112/447/466/966/739/960/original/569003327d46f139.jpeg"> 2024-05-15T22:32:25Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqspjnq8f8ad6s9vu30fmum2e5ymylg8plrmprauqj98l9manmd45uqzyqeldqdx399nvyvk5sxr4e8955ras3rgp8pr7lkqysukes44sl6cut5t50d What are some clues that you have too much time on your hands?<br/><br/>#Humor #Funny #Lol #Fun #Humour #Cat #Cats<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/112/418/406/612/373/810/original/307dc6c45f59c4b2.jpeg"> 2024-05-10T19:23:40Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqszhu9k0fe38xlq0dflxn7v453f7w74sw8gpphjaq2nq85czh9066gzyqeldqdx399nvyvk5sxr4e8955ras3rgp8pr7lkqysukes44sl6cumwg7hg When your owner is a complete lunatic.<br/><br/>#Humor #Funny #Lol #Fun #Humour #Dog #Dogs<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/112/389/793/356/238/533/original/d7ffece4c8d8b3d0.jpeg"> 2024-05-05T18:03:53Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsf3v0k78etrl06jxd8wl2ppflkd4hrvh86sypazf0243fwnnqwlzszyqeldqdx399nvyvk5sxr4e8955ras3rgp8pr7lkqysukes44sl6cupcf6pm When SuperCat springs into action to thwart evil.<br/><br/>#Humor #Funny #Lol #Fun #Humour #Cat #Cats<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/112/355/883/175/477/742/original/678fafdfafd7cd50.jpeg"> 2024-04-29T18:23:44Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrqcgvp38rnggxln044vsr8agye832zr9zmt65l8cq4fjz49tzfhgzyqeldqdx399nvyvk5sxr4e8955ras3rgp8pr7lkqysukes44sl6cufpnz8f When super dramatic tulips overreact to a catalyst.<br/><br/>#Humor #Funny #Lol #Fun #Humour #Cat #Cats<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/112/350/054/241/230/571/original/78bb0b1068655a46.jpeg"> 2024-04-28T17:41:09Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxusargl2r60dzp20nxj8n8lhz4gydau6jm0d334z7x07e3aqllkgzyqeldqdx399nvyvk5sxr4e8955ras3rgp8pr7lkqysukes44sl6cu8x4k5h When you accidentally discover NASA’s stealth cat missile system.<br/><br/>#Humor #Funny #Lol #Fun #Humour #Cat #Cats<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/112/344/636/843/959/516/original/b63b43e5b9df0820.jpeg"> 2024-04-27T18:40:06Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsr0tpqhkl82mfhd3qx09pspfu6u6f9vk32tvfyw8a4ldjj7v2ln8qzyqeldqdx399nvyvk5sxr4e8955ras3rgp8pr7lkqysukes44sl6cuyvaxkh When the line between you and your cat begins to blur.<br/><br/>#Humor #Funny #Lol #Fun #Humour #Cat #Cats<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/112/344/618/021/352/159/original/af50eb2605b8d53a.jpeg"> 2024-04-27T18:34:44Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyywd6xpqttpmn5fgmsmnf3u0qlmhekp35jwvyareze6arw720w2qzyqeldqdx399nvyvk5sxr4e8955ras3rgp8pr7lkqysukes44sl6cu865ftu I’m not saying this is Florida… ☀️🌴 <br/><br/>#Humor #Funny #Lol #Fun #Humour #Florida<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/111/755/850/919/924/900/original/3a150c61bfabed6f.jpeg"> 2024-01-14T19:06:59Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsr2g77cwssj57hc2l4jctuy3jvm4rpzfupkqy50n2dpyrfyddvgtczyqeldqdx399nvyvk5sxr4e8955ras3rgp8pr7lkqysukes44sl6cu633men Come closer to my cage. I swear I’ve changed.<br/><br/>#Funny #Fun #Humor #LOL #Humour #Cat #Cats<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/110/923/092/703/244/199/original/6303eda75346312e.jpeg"> 2023-08-20T17:23:56Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvajhg75ah5ump6t5673pzxyzc5zrkspl9p7s4eueu2n7pwr9exngzyqeldqdx399nvyvk5sxr4e8955ras3rgp8pr7lkqysukes44sl6cugqzuck You do now.<br/><br/>#Funny #Fun #Humor #LOL #Humour #Cat #Cats<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/110/862/098/580/781/367/original/1bb2e74cad4917e9.jpeg"> 2023-08-09T22:51:46Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsw798h0tvtux38ezap5x7p5tzket74h20nqxp2k4jmkn3eqj3k3wgzyqeldqdx399nvyvk5sxr4e8955ras3rgp8pr7lkqysukes44sl6cuzvdlam The portal to Hell is now open.<br/><br/>#Funny #Fun #Humor #LOL #Humour #Cat #Cats<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/110/862/077/350/598/195/original/3b72f0d4d90dd2e0.jpeg"> 2023-08-09T22:46:04Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswcwwxxyyth0dr02utrmuqqlcjg5v5k6mqrsee9x2z4jqtv9hr8lgzyqeldqdx399nvyvk5sxr4e8955ras3rgp8pr7lkqysukes44sl6cupqtwms In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqst9yzvrcvr3vnkkdlvugfvnulppnxxuz9fhqe760tr70nuu5h65hgpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43qalxsp6'>nevent1q…xsp6</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1tpj2xvh0cm7gsxlg6ry8tf7ca096k272rf7mzhjj9sea0ef500csf9fmcs" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>npub1tpj2xvh0cm7gsxlg6ry8tf7ca096k272rf7mzhjj9sea0ef500csf9fmcs</span> (<span class="italic">npub1tpj…fmcs</span>)</a></span> My theory is that I cannot die when I have stacks of books to read. The universe cannot be that cruel. 2023-07-31T00:15:17Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyfralv2mwm8wxydze55467e53xlcnhchqg2wh3puvrefw6x4d8sgzyqeldqdx399nvyvk5sxr4e8955ras3rgp8pr7lkqysukes44sl6cuvk7znw Me subtly trying to tell my date that I’m bored.<br/><br/>#Funny #Fun #Humor #LOL #Humour #Dating<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/110/749/011/679/120/735/original/fbbb61d73b823e07.jpeg"> 2023-07-20T23:34:15Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsq5gzpteqrcfthcvhg65lpqdxtemja4mmcknwfm2ssat44dmhwe9szyqeldqdx399nvyvk5sxr4e8955ras3rgp8pr7lkqysukes44sl6curhclck What are they planning to fill the hole with? 😳<br/><br/>#Funny #Fail #Humor #Fun #LOL #Humour<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/110/747/709/553/439/293/original/bae0893429dde61d.jpeg"> 2023-07-20T18:02:04Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsq6207ngwlk5zn9nuyxrak6cqxeu096ckadacmcq7f5hcrd6pq9dczyqeldqdx399nvyvk5sxr4e8955ras3rgp8pr7lkqysukes44sl6cu2r95sv Cat people are silly.<br/><br/>#Funny #Fun #Humor #LOL #Humour #Cat #Cats #Dog #Dogs<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/110/742/328/766/795/257/original/8ab4fc428c3a9d94.jpeg"> 2023-07-19T19:13:43Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsz3m4xujcevus60vtasvx96dks7uy7yr57nlq5vvpnc496c49ug3czyqeldqdx399nvyvk5sxr4e8955ras3rgp8pr7lkqysukes44sl6cuyfsunf In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs8qqwf88wqrv99dkeq5lklhpjs4lwndff23amgyy57s5fx9exf6wcpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43q0at2yl'>nevent1q…t2yl</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub16mzsp9vtc8h6e986507sw88q3xzq5pfjaff30r5wcgfprksnf03s65uzxf" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>npub16mzsp9vtc8h6e986507sw88q3xzq5pfjaff30r5wcgfprksnf03s65uzxf</span> (<span class="italic">npub16mz…uzxf</span>)</a></span> I was already in a state of hysteria. So there’s that. 2023-07-17T17:51:28Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxtzguzwf3pl8r539f7vfgvm0pgejdgsjaq6upnk59vdkgy2t53fgzyqeldqdx399nvyvk5sxr4e8955ras3rgp8pr7lkqysukes44sl6cuts0uhj In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsyjpj2q0w3ukatvlj3xzlsgyvcqmsxrleeapf63j2vq9yz0vu5zcgpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43qghwdyw'>nevent1q…wdyw</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1psyu32rex4g3h8zvnqsf5jculys07nq7gsuuvv6wme4j0r7qd9lsh3pasy" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>npub1psyu32rex4g3h8zvnqsf5jculys07nq7gsuuvv6wme4j0r7qd9lsh3pasy</span> (<span class="italic">npub1psy…pasy</span>)</a></span> Adorable. 🥰 2023-07-14T06:54:02Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs07nwr7z9a295e4fqah5p4eq8tzw728yh9daclux9uvs2tce2z4eqzyqeldqdx399nvyvk5sxr4e8955ras3rgp8pr7lkqysukes44sl6cu2674za In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsd06qj5m8rytec52gnysg4cjachswns45x85q6nasrt6sejfyhffgpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43q4yrkah'>nevent1q…rkah</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub16mzsp9vtc8h6e986507sw88q3xzq5pfjaff30r5wcgfprksnf03s65uzxf" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>npub16mzsp9vtc8h6e986507sw88q3xzq5pfjaff30r5wcgfprksnf03s65uzxf</span> (<span class="italic">npub16mz…uzxf</span>)</a></span> Thank, you. 2023-05-17T22:32:41Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstdflwawta4chfdmek23uk0t4drjsl2kd6kx7nlh6hl5lzgfvqprqzyqeldqdx399nvyvk5sxr4e8955ras3rgp8pr7lkqysukes44sl6cu3xv307 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsryyfpza4rtkjl6de5h20jvzty9ve8wxq9hu8hmrpw45ugujtgrvspz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43qschqex'>nevent1q…hqex</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1jupuj7r7fst87p27vx77wjfyxnl6y475vqfqxf9luhed3ah5gfwsm477gr" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>npub1jupuj7r7fst87p27vx77wjfyxnl6y475vqfqxf9luhed3ah5gfwsm477gr</span> (<span class="italic">npub1jup…77gr</span>)</a></span> I’d sue him. Women should never accept abuse. If you punch me, I’m damn well going to punch you back. 2023-05-11T22:51:47Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqxzqnqca5hff4f6wvpd597fzx5vhn2dpcww0w5ej3azuc6ya7mdqzyqeldqdx399nvyvk5sxr4e8955ras3rgp8pr7lkqysukes44sl6culny0r0 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsf8kyljfjtwg06kfqhrtwwwykpqevq4tu0xplagwn4gevuyw7z3kcpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43q3ekjey'>nevent1q…kjey</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>#[0] I want to know what boys are doing with all that semen. How many potential lives are ending in a sock? 2023-03-16T23:10:02Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqq4ec2myq5v2g3qcua0aae0wzx8eymfzh6fujkq5rxlufde3p7agzyqeldqdx399nvyvk5sxr4e8955ras3rgp8pr7lkqysukes44sl6cujttwjp In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9f57ussexyc34nk79764md08lxakq5sge76pl72shlalk6fcsptspz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43q2h0umf'>nevent1q…0umf</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>#[0] I left mastodon.lol shortly after I found out that it was going to end. I couldn’t transfer anyone with me because I lost my password. I loved it there, but I love it here too. I’m grateful for all the intelligent, quirky, imaginative, and funny people that I’ve found on both instances. 2023-03-16T23:03:34Z