2026-08-17T12:33:23Z https://njump.me Sabrina Ryan https://njump.me/npub1x6eksce9pss8yhs3jkhnrgtdrnrfzhaqp9uuukv9hfkqgvtmzwps5pjhrr https://files.mastodon.social/accounts/avatars/112/952/737/706/369/316/original/0055732954662f12.jpeg https://files.mastodon.social/accounts/avatars/112/952/737/706/369/316/original/0055732954662f12.jpeg https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvszjvk3yr8mk286n0zpz4na8lw5gfge6dcshznqfh0t64s8lz8wszyqmtx6rry5xzquj7zx267vdpd5wvdy2l5qyhnnjeskaxcpp30vfcx5t9lpf can someone on here buy sabrina an oled macbook pro with 2 tb of storage in it and a ton of memory please 2026-10-28T18:04:53Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqszxt35p3nykqz7h0vkq8sll9epcd0yw36vayfksetsggh69dygj0qzyqmtx6rry5xzquj7zx267vdpd5wvdy2l5qyhnnjeskaxcpp30vfcx5d8qqd how can the newborn infant community better integrate ai into their workflows? 2026-10-28T17:47:58Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstyas290cf33xuanym4qgqstc03k6lfud78zlvjjdyvydwkz8xk3szyqmtx6rry5xzquj7zx267vdpd5wvdy2l5qyhnnjeskaxcpp30vfcxstcm3f i love touchID omfg<br/><br/>fuck faceID 2026-10-26T02:05:34Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstu2czqxcnuvv54e6v6vudhhw5uw9n0hjaj9q43m7n5y48hktvpmgzyqmtx6rry5xzquj7zx267vdpd5wvdy2l5qyhnnjeskaxcpp30vfcxh0cuay i have a costume and a saturday halloween and no plan<br/><br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/117/369/869/655/050/223/original/9b6c438b14788e4e.jpeg"> 2026-10-02T06:21:27Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqynkstxdftkh0ep040h7md5093vcj8zzkyg0jza4fqr9hgsnl8egzyqmtx6rry5xzquj7zx267vdpd5wvdy2l5qyhnnjeskaxcpp30vfcxudu578 in high school i had a job at my local library as a page and i miss it every day. pages could not help patrons, but could simply direct them to librarians. so the job was basically wandering the library putting away books and alphabetizing and dissociating and flipping through the weirder things people would take out<br/><br/>i yearn for those conditions at work every day 2026-09-30T18:11:00Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyzvkd6jgrap8vfdp2vn7q2uwtxnl5j0qmk5r8xu947n7tzqwj66gzyqmtx6rry5xzquj7zx267vdpd5wvdy2l5qyhnnjeskaxcpp30vfcxlpu6km they run ads for ice and musk has never held political office <a href="https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/digital/elon-musk-documentary-trailer-rejected-tiktok-youtube-1236710259/">https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/digital/elon-musk-documentary-trailer-rejected-tiktok-youtube-1236710259/</a> 2026-09-26T00:44:28Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsz6shlr0au7t9vr6zdd4de5px5pk930372aqewj54shxj5swljy6czyqmtx6rry5xzquj7zx267vdpd5wvdy2l5qyhnnjeskaxcpp30vfcxaar8py when i explain to people in real life that mastodon isn&#39;t about virality or engagement, just vibes and scrolling through pleasant stuff and missing stuff sometimes, they look at me like i must be doing it wrong instead of like i&#39;m doodling in a journal with my friends 2026-09-23T06:08:26Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdq4v2zeeavvyzvlalq9dssp3tcunjp8d7stw0p2m5q38ql34m49qzyqmtx6rry5xzquj7zx267vdpd5wvdy2l5qyhnnjeskaxcpp30vfcxhekk46 thank you dolly, for:<br/><br/>the imagination library<br/>buffy the vampire slayer<br/>9 to 5<br/>i will always love you<br/>dollywood<br/>islands in the stream<br/>hard candy christmas<br/>just because i&#39;m a woman<br/>the best little whorehouse<br/>steel magnolias<br/>trixie mattel<br/>travelin&#39; thru from transamerica<br/>jolene<br/>the coat of many colors<br/>the moderna vaccine<br/>trio<br/>that playboy cover<br/>heartstrings<br/>the dolly parton children&#39;s hospital<br/>dumplin<br/>here you come again<br/>many boob jokes i rip off<br/><br/>and i ran out of space because there is too much<br/><br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/117/157/669/104/986/889/original/ad44e343c8fa5478.mp4"></video> 2026-08-25T18:56:10Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsf4lz32zm7fy24w5nq82e3kz65nj95wy6xjt7xql5y5y0egxel5qqzyqmtx6rry5xzquj7zx267vdpd5wvdy2l5qyhnnjeskaxcpp30vfcx2cy033 so i get dehumanized but a gpu is your girlfriend. GOT IT. 2026-08-18T08:56:08Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqpvenk4ceyge6y239nn64x2f7n654lfz7axnp6ywp9u9t0l2fakqzyqmtx6rry5xzquj7zx267vdpd5wvdy2l5qyhnnjeskaxcpp30vfcxrnhuws we have (accidentally) achieved alchemy before gta6 <a href="https://www.earth.com/science/lead-was-turned-into-gold-cern-collider-high-energy-physics/">https://www.earth.com/science/lead-was-turned-into-gold-cern-collider-high-energy-physics/</a> 2026-08-17T10:41:31Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfrm0lf6c3j80ph23sm9j9mqlckwkenz96wjpcfvmyg3lp9ya8jxczyqmtx6rry5xzquj7zx267vdpd5wvdy2l5qyhnnjeskaxcpp30vfcxvn9kr7 it’s crazy how much cheaper food and activities are in france. i paid for my plane ticket using points, but honestly, it would’ve balanced out with a trip anywhere else in the states 2026-08-15T12:20:58Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvf9hlpts70jhm5vwmct3v2zpp8mtn68uhrupyn0yt8nfrggzz2jszyqmtx6rry5xzquj7zx267vdpd5wvdy2l5qyhnnjeskaxcpp30vfcxzfe4ur just to be clear taylor lorenz is transphobic<br/><br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/117/090/313/926/853/165/original/8a28c5a4020f2234.jpeg"> 2026-08-13T21:27:10Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsydark9udkmpmwjk4858kdd9pvrfsqj2slxl3fwrm4khqc6v68d8qzyqmtx6rry5xzquj7zx267vdpd5wvdy2l5qyhnnjeskaxcpp30vfcxrx5pel high laurie is a terf now too btw 2026-08-10T14:46:21Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyveymkrpvz8yplxwxlmh8avq3vxfy5j555vhyhdg70xr33fup7pczyqmtx6rry5xzquj7zx267vdpd5wvdy2l5qyhnnjeskaxcpp30vfcxkkfuvf this is salem, he is bent on world domination (so far it’s just the couch) #caturday<br/><br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/117/058/013/811/201/068/original/8f76c91178130a7b.jpeg"> <br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/117/058/014/284/899/479/original/40ab03438a01e78f.jpeg"> <br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/117/058/014/650/991/856/original/13278cd6542b31b6.jpeg"> <br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/117/058/015/092/726/983/original/0148141d18383927.jpeg"> 2026-08-08T04:32:45Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsp3sgyr9arm2uxudj9jxwx0t3sehrakue0fmxpmrds75qkaw6jdnszyqmtx6rry5xzquj7zx267vdpd5wvdy2l5qyhnnjeskaxcpp30vfcxqsqvqy today i had the medical choice of feeling constant nausea or feeling like i’m being burned with hot water at all times and i chose the latter and i would do it again 1000 times<br/><br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/116/955/037/052/970/775/original/c8bd676910afe844.mp4"></video> 2026-07-21T00:04:04Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqspkevxfk7ucxy4zxm9ynwr6y2mm6s667gtejge07f0j65389dac7qzyqmtx6rry5xzquj7zx267vdpd5wvdy2l5qyhnnjeskaxcpp30vfcxpqgj54 british people are scared of air conditioning and hrt 2026-07-20T23:11:13Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs03pthldux2xjh6hydukmnn4vj45ugz833qwe924hzqtdyttnexxgzyqmtx6rry5xzquj7zx267vdpd5wvdy2l5qyhnnjeskaxcpp30vfcxq7ugwc i want my mascara to look like gene wilder’s in young frankenstein<br/><br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/116/938/560/805/890/808/original/afd2719bf6325570.jpeg"> 2026-07-18T02:11:50Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0ty9z748v46vmk5m5y4t4nx2jp4rf809kppx7qdt4zn2mcgxuulqzyqmtx6rry5xzquj7zx267vdpd5wvdy2l5qyhnnjeskaxcpp30vfcxdap2pz i&#39;m not against gay marriage. i just don&#39;t think men should get married. they&#39;re not good at it 2026-07-05T06:16:48Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswy6mcu9gwvt37afwfwsmjlg53jhu7fsl9g50fc4azfjc884fa6xqzyqmtx6rry5xzquj7zx267vdpd5wvdy2l5qyhnnjeskaxcpp30vfcxhrh3f3 i made a patty duke reference to a 25-year-old tonight so if you wanna know what immortality feels like, its lonely 2026-06-27T06:18:20Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqszke4h59wfvc287gtnwutwzqhrx68vc66dvqc4axyr0udhjnvzy5czyqmtx6rry5xzquj7zx267vdpd5wvdy2l5qyhnnjeskaxcpp30vfcxpq07m9 on my second physical assault while walking home this year, so being trans... pretty cool! 2026-05-19T05:02:52Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqlwywktuanxu36dtr8pvf42k9fy0e3mly82k2xzwyulvt89jzljszyqmtx6rry5xzquj7zx267vdpd5wvdy2l5qyhnnjeskaxcpp30vfcxamfjxy 30% of republicans and 19% of democrats want to bomb agrabah, the fictional country from aladdin<br/><br/>people will just do whatever! start that cult you&#39;ve been dreaming of! what are you waiting for! 2026-04-11T06:51:43Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs90njxsfgx3j58vsy65ydceakse8sz3yykfy9tnsj6h6s484jxqlqzyqmtx6rry5xzquj7zx267vdpd5wvdy2l5qyhnnjeskaxcpp30vfcxmrvjcw i think my dream job is to run the spice girls&#39; social media account 2026-04-05T06:49:28Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs078wdwjz2xzs9ecpj47ngaxxyavcxcc6c3vrmhppkx47fq37c6nszyqmtx6rry5xzquj7zx267vdpd5wvdy2l5qyhnnjeskaxcpp30vfcxxnejxf made a little friend<br/><br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/116/118/471/792/790/754/original/3954c82ebca1615f.jpeg"> 2026-02-23T06:14:31Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrtq0q8ykc6skn0g4muytg676spxadlev2pzw0zh8e9pjc94y962szyqmtx6rry5xzquj7zx267vdpd5wvdy2l5qyhnnjeskaxcpp30vfcxmmrfzm “you handled it so well”<br/><br/>i don’t remember 40% of my life 2026-02-13T04:02:00Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgsc3ng4k8nrcs7xgazzjm7px5gf593tnzquq9gyvdh82fxllqlkqzyqmtx6rry5xzquj7zx267vdpd5wvdy2l5qyhnnjeskaxcpp30vfcxxy58gz we could just start telling men that voting is performative and gay and then build the matriarchy 2026-02-08T08:35:41Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxfkmrsthv6pg8re5kv0hw0dffzu5nvk96anqgrez8wnr94gqv3gczyqmtx6rry5xzquj7zx267vdpd5wvdy2l5qyhnnjeskaxcpp30vfcx50lsv5 i wonder if you ever read that book i got you. i understand if not. there are books i can’t read now, too. 2026-01-27T15:53:18Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfztwfuf3gk8gu9ytryxu3t6gz3xf6te9ddapu2pw9e3k4r6dxzaqzyqmtx6rry5xzquj7zx267vdpd5wvdy2l5qyhnnjeskaxcpp30vfcxf2wr4k wuthering heights sucks and is a bad book and i hope that the surreal movie version being made upsets the book fans as much as they think it will<br/><br/>except kate bush 2026-01-24T02:12:44Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqszz32g9p4aer9yk72qx48v4ww6xpcx88ttywhe3qy97w5h0u0vkdszyqmtx6rry5xzquj7zx267vdpd5wvdy2l5qyhnnjeskaxcpp30vfcxtnulcv both lady gaga and i are gnostics who oppose the demiurge and all its works but she keeps her money so she’s not very good at it 2026-01-07T06:04:07Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2zx3rr8uy0qhys6tpcjxsf69m3wv0klgwn985gh3g8ztyne8fqzczyqmtx6rry5xzquj7zx267vdpd5wvdy2l5qyhnnjeskaxcpp30vfcxyahkvy i didn’t speak to my family for a pretty extended period of time because of disagreements about vaccines — and now we were gonna have a really nice christmas together where i was just going to ignore that — but guess what?<br/><br/>they got sick. and now i have to do the emotional labor of not bringing it up. instead, i will spend christmas eve doing witchcraft on myself and maybe them 2025-12-23T21:09:33Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqspuegch7ajgdw9zj6rw4cyj037elxh9fp309mgd4u2x3hxj4rxrygzyqmtx6rry5xzquj7zx267vdpd5wvdy2l5qyhnnjeskaxcpp30vfcxjwz9ew “teen vogue is being absorbed into vogue.com and has fired all of their black employees and political writers”<br/><br/>do i need to tap the sign<br/><a href="https://mastodon.social/@magicalgirlsabrina/115461148352062117">https://mastodon.social/@magicalgirlsabrina/115461148352062117</a> 2025-11-04T05:51:59Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfmsqkt3j2nzqw036r7atv7h8x0h73l6fd6xtwn40yxczv2lrrd4czyqmtx6rry5xzquj7zx267vdpd5wvdy2l5qyhnnjeskaxcpp30vfcxjps0r3 there’s this really amazing magazine called trans mag that put out a killer and vital first issue but is struggling to stay afloat and get out issue 2<br/><br/>i am not involved in this project as anything but a fan, but it would mean a lot to me if you contributed<br/><br/><a href="https://crowdfundr.com/transmag_2?ref=ab_4PH8msJDazi4PH8msJDazi">https://crowdfundr.com/transmag_2?ref=ab_4PH8msJDazi4PH8msJDazi</a> 2025-10-01T02:20:36Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvcj8adywlvrpu4e8f74gs5j96fkmrwkxayjuqlzttzqptz5fszlczyqmtx6rry5xzquj7zx267vdpd5wvdy2l5qyhnnjeskaxcpp30vfcxwns5at if anyone in #NYC is looking: i’m doing portraits and headshots! $200 for 1-2 looks with 5 fully retouched photos.<br/><br/>#photography #gethired #portrait #headshotphotography #headshot<br/><br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/114/865/024/537/090/961/original/59c7401d455a1cba.mp4"></video> 2025-07-16T21:26:24Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstgqvwd0kqrmph6jvlpmyq7jmunmu288lp2x3nzt86sedja4ravmgzyqmtx6rry5xzquj7zx267vdpd5wvdy2l5qyhnnjeskaxcpp30vfcxh3dwpp this is me texting my grandma, who remains very confused about pronouns<br/><br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/114/513/771/425/090/350/original/65b22980c1b52d33.jpeg"> 2025-05-15T20:38:07Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2a3ythpzxmwxpqw65f0gfjcvm2hpu39qun5dc7wk36kk8e3gpyhszyqmtx6rry5xzquj7zx267vdpd5wvdy2l5qyhnnjeskaxcpp30vfcxf8gur3 the one thing i miss about testosterone was having really strong, hard nails<br/><br/>oh and super-strength 2025-05-10T07:39:01Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqszu670nxmu88s63ts6lcxy3fvne5rrnqmcycg7gsr4c7squnlmwhszyqmtx6rry5xzquj7zx267vdpd5wvdy2l5qyhnnjeskaxcpp30vfcx8aknkn if you’re trying to avoid a feeling, you’re already feeling it.<br/><br/>you’re not dodging it — you’re layering it: the feeling, the panic, the impulsive coping mechanisms, the shame spiral after.<br/><br/>sometimes the cleanest move is no move.<br/><br/>just stay put. let it hit.<br/><br/>grief. jealousy. anger. shame.<br/><br/>dysregulation.<br/><br/>if you can’t welcome it, sit with the part of you that wants to run.<br/><br/>it’s not comfortable. but it’s true. and it ends. and it’s less next time. and every time after that.<br/><br/>i love you. 2025-05-10T05:45:42Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsg8lzk69lu923yrn878v8jpnvtrzpgd9svkh5eyk4hm7rwrvn0c4czyqmtx6rry5xzquj7zx267vdpd5wvdy2l5qyhnnjeskaxcpp30vfcxxxh4rk if i was some celebrity’s trans kid i’d have had a magazine offer me a photoshoot when i took hrt but instead i just cried about a bird i saw 2025-05-02T01:48:26Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdvvr93c95nkwuksgtr46e6j43jdpgjhn2nrc8awjyvhqa7v3lvwszyqmtx6rry5xzquj7zx267vdpd5wvdy2l5qyhnnjeskaxcpp30vfcxpmk839 did you know seahorses flirt by changing colors and spinning around each other every morning? also the men carry the babies<br/><br/>seahorses 🤝 trans people 2025-04-18T03:23:31Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdshhgdjuwc42szneycuq8u30hk9p6nqewq7wj2stck9q0gm8h55szyqmtx6rry5xzquj7zx267vdpd5wvdy2l5qyhnnjeskaxcpp30vfcxzcnw5m People act like if Trump was to die, this would all be over. Even though, the truth is, Mr. Beast would immediately step into the role and be so much more effective 2025-03-17T03:36:48Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqgvk8qnemsx4yc5ts6p9gze9jv7fyee5qp8n7gf0nuymnpedwycczyqmtx6rry5xzquj7zx267vdpd5wvdy2l5qyhnnjeskaxcpp30vfcx884qwe Is it me or do the Super Bowl commercials seem to reflect an America that does not exist anymore and has not existed for an extremely long time? Like, who is excited about a Mountain Dew flavor endorsed by Seal? Who thinks it’s fun when mascot characters of different companies crossover for a high five? Are we shocked by grannies behaving badly in a car commercial? This is novelty? 2025-02-10T00:31:27Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdwnsyex4h3gvjge3cx2kdr35grm7tadseuh0y4fspeqn889vk88gzyqmtx6rry5xzquj7zx267vdpd5wvdy2l5qyhnnjeskaxcpp30vfcxcsyu3u I went the whole day without my autism causing me to do multiple Nazi salutes! When will Elon! 2025-01-26T07:07:02Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvpegtygvrch67j9h907rapj8v5qlu5yjqlxctq2fulj5ch002yfczyqmtx6rry5xzquj7zx267vdpd5wvdy2l5qyhnnjeskaxcpp30vfcxxg8mft Reels and TikTok are both down at the same time. That’s weird. That’s suspicious. That’s different. 2025-01-20T05:37:59Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqszkh4grufmmt2ldg7xx72fqnrrva47gc9scywqjswyt9rxwfquqnqzyqmtx6rry5xzquj7zx267vdpd5wvdy2l5qyhnnjeskaxcpp30vfcxv745fh Michael Caine is a domestic abuser, but a domestic abuser whose name is inescapably fun to imitate in his own voice 2025-01-17T00:09:53Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsw60fw5s7jghelfys79u66cmppjw5d4fvnqqravj8mfejn4s6pdgqzyqmtx6rry5xzquj7zx267vdpd5wvdy2l5qyhnnjeskaxcpp30vfcxenteku ‼️🚨 PUT YOUR MONEY WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS AND THEN PUT COOKIES WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS.🚨‼️<br/><br/>🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪: <a href="https://www.erininthemorning.com/p/2025-trans-girl-scouts-to-order-cookies">https://www.erininthemorning.com/p/2025-trans-girl-scouts-to-order-cookies</a> 2025-01-13T08:34:44Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxv65nljrafv60teu6ehtsquj4rqz4pmt2xsjdugwdqqu4xt3tdvczyqmtx6rry5xzquj7zx267vdpd5wvdy2l5qyhnnjeskaxcpp30vfcxv2qpnk What a headline change!<br/><br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/789/110/043/323/529/original/870689102242727a.jpeg"> 2025-01-07T21:07:12Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9hsvfhph3vvzm0dhcvuphy9cuvm88z4kh6mwx5qcz0pd65put85gzyqmtx6rry5xzquj7zx267vdpd5wvdy2l5qyhnnjeskaxcpp30vfcxrvfwmw &#34;You can tell it&#39;s ChatGPT because it has em dashes and nobody writes with those.&#34;<br/><br/>I, uh, exclusively write with those. 😳 2025-01-06T22:12:20Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9zlmarw67w366z4xkf4l44jwwqgnnlh54y76y56mxla64j0025pgzyqmtx6rry5xzquj7zx267vdpd5wvdy2l5qyhnnjeskaxcpp30vfcxs8tu3m I know produce stands absolutely hate to see Indiana Jones coming 2025-01-05T05:42:52Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsglvela5l0t6rp6uwj300pj4vz4h848nahj52fqgfg55rg78qnk2qzyqmtx6rry5xzquj7zx267vdpd5wvdy2l5qyhnnjeskaxcpp30vfcxp6prp3 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsvsgxww4cdy5h0hhu0dqvrxdd76edvkeys6rhatjyeq042d0m9djcpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43qasshxk'>nevent1q…shxk</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnddaehgu3wwp6kyqpqmc2jesz6j2e8l9lyqu7cwzslv0qvsz7yhfv8gezq37uyjx7s4fyqws6k6g" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnddaehgu3wwp6kyqpqmc2jesz6j2e8l9lyqu7cwzslv0qvsz7yhfv8gezq37uyjx7s4fyqws6k6g</span> (<span class="italic">nprofile…6k6g</span>)</a></span><br/><br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/763/111/085/989/288/original/f9637d25a58b008e.mp4"></video> 2025-01-03T06:55:18Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgvpt8r5egu8h8rvhqphyred82uuutwyy8a3y7yyeuzuq6627va7gzyqmtx6rry5xzquj7zx267vdpd5wvdy2l5qyhnnjeskaxcpp30vfcxp66zq3 There’s a show that everyone queer seemingly loves and I’m watching it and feeling extremely meh and now I feel guilty lol<br/><br/>I will not be naming the show, I cannot handle the judgment and replies 2025-01-03T06:37:31Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqxw54r3jrav9fmy6sxywpyckla7he8qyhz6492jxckd3x6qf4mjgzyqmtx6rry5xzquj7zx267vdpd5wvdy2l5qyhnnjeskaxcpp30vfcxkh7lf7 I just found out my mom didn’t vote for Trump because of me (I thought she did — again) and I need a round of applause for that 2025-01-03T01:55:40Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvnfgc0ytuw8ec70xs2wmeeynjg8xn49sy7w768zfpe3538j9ldjszyqmtx6rry5xzquj7zx267vdpd5wvdy2l5qyhnnjeskaxcpp30vfcxeymvfu Elon Musk uses Twitter the way conservatives think China uses TikTok 2024-12-28T17:49:12Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsd9cj4rshds9r3zxwsru59g8p7ekgj8qpeh70q0hpmnq648w7ankczyqmtx6rry5xzquj7zx267vdpd5wvdy2l5qyhnnjeskaxcpp30vfcx90rpr4 Tonight I’m setting up my TV and I am so excited to play A Lot of video games. I have played basically zero games released in the last two or three years (I was going through a thing). Recommendations for deals on things you like 2024-12-26T03:55:05Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqspf2tne4txay87vpx8d02gf96k3jsalqd55lk9nhlfyp5vk8wyvugzyqmtx6rry5xzquj7zx267vdpd5wvdy2l5qyhnnjeskaxcpp30vfcxtatxuw My apartment is tantalizing close to actually being completely done and my autistic nervous system can feel the regulation pour in with every last task oh my god<br/><br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/709/647/002/693/188/original/2f0206d32c7f23be.mp4"></video> 2024-12-24T20:18:42Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgfzq6ef6cxzsp2g3nsn26n3scdmpn5f2y2h073jwk08vxvsvzqhgzyqmtx6rry5xzquj7zx267vdpd5wvdy2l5qyhnnjeskaxcpp30vfcxzdtwkw The hardest part of a bad breakup, especially with someone avoidant, is that the person he pretended to be would never have done these things. So I’m stuck mourning someone who never existed while some other person I now know walks around with his face. Buffy nailed it, unfortunately. 2024-12-23T21:32:48Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsflhycdy79nfz9zrhly8tagzl5v07rpszcgn2758qsdgfsd4ydyfgzyqmtx6rry5xzquj7zx267vdpd5wvdy2l5qyhnnjeskaxcpp30vfcxq6q0ny The New York Times hand wringing about autism like it’s a problem or we don’t have an explanation for the rise in “cases,” which is just literally awareness, is their transphobia all over again.<br/><br/>They do this intentionally. 2024-12-23T19:06:50Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2q268rn20rmvefhwqlt39a2lfvk7ekw0wxqf8u5lemef0x7fxp4qzyqmtx6rry5xzquj7zx267vdpd5wvdy2l5qyhnnjeskaxcpp30vfcxnrgkjx I wanna publish a coffee table book of CEO headshots and lists of things they’ve done. I love art 2024-12-20T03:36:44Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsq7yqyc57fwusvwwm08k5apdqahdcum2ve78nys36zewra7averwqzyqmtx6rry5xzquj7zx267vdpd5wvdy2l5qyhnnjeskaxcpp30vfcxwndc8m When I told everyone close to me my name, I had such high expectations that they would give me a nickname and nobody did. (I am not asking you to by posting this.) Maybe I just need to give it time? I liked that so many people had nicknames for my deadname 2024-12-14T19:23:19Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsv4dquh7h5k3ltdqyqvynuzljqycwjklvtfg5vduv4f49z3d8n2wgzyqmtx6rry5xzquj7zx267vdpd5wvdy2l5qyhnnjeskaxcpp30vfcx0cg9hp A new physical insecurity has once again emerged from TikTok and, while I’m sorry to be the one to tell you this, it’s called “low income white girl eyes” 2024-12-14T17:26:29Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrdpn6rgqj8vaeed4a7pc92hwqku8mzmnru309lsdvuvvtjpf7m9szyqmtx6rry5xzquj7zx267vdpd5wvdy2l5qyhnnjeskaxcpp30vfcx900z4r I’m still in the midst of moving bullshit and I really cannot stand how much this is dictating my life and work. I hate this!!!! 2024-12-10T18:58:56Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8m35p89g24hff7wqdln03hwu7h7y5uxh5y8u32fjs0g99f50n0jszyqmtx6rry5xzquj7zx267vdpd5wvdy2l5qyhnnjeskaxcpp30vfcxyqnfe9 If he’s fit, you must acquit 2024-12-10T18:51:10Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs95jjxfxntta0ya6naal2xawwmwx9297n6rzgxdhz0vp6vqvvyj0szyqmtx6rry5xzquj7zx267vdpd5wvdy2l5qyhnnjeskaxcpp30vfcxxt7ky2 Can Luigi Mangione run for president and pardon himself? 2024-12-10T07:34:28Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs86m048qefngnvlpm64szcusjsfglgg26djny8n9cmnztte2ev5vqzyqmtx6rry5xzquj7zx267vdpd5wvdy2l5qyhnnjeskaxcpp30vfcxhhedxp People’s Sexiest Man Alive 2025: Luigi Mangione 2024-12-10T02:51:22Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvwdlads6qgzk2vtuxrru5m3pe9vrymzlwrsmpuk0axces829wdvczyqmtx6rry5xzquj7zx267vdpd5wvdy2l5qyhnnjeskaxcpp30vfcxcqdfra Every time I go to McDonald’s, I bring my manifesto 2024-12-10T02:08:05Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsycznz22pyvsm8wr8lqvcdyax4ldsap8qzyfml84cw4dlk2urgvwqzyqmtx6rry5xzquj7zx267vdpd5wvdy2l5qyhnnjeskaxcpp30vfcxxpmrgm Which pop star is the worst actress and why is it Ashanti 2024-12-08T22:47:58Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsq5s87rwz07rfst86p0dvnffa63vr4l0epsp4rvsuqdc5clt4ww5qzyqmtx6rry5xzquj7zx267vdpd5wvdy2l5qyhnnjeskaxcpp30vfcx7ufnrj How did UnitedHealthcare make any money while the CEO was dead? Isn’t he the most important person that the company? That’s what the salary would tell you!!! 2024-12-06T18:03:52Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxa8g8a2uv5dwc5lmyl85qw0jsc2f3dmlahnvvgjndf3gms8klhxszyqmtx6rry5xzquj7zx267vdpd5wvdy2l5qyhnnjeskaxcpp30vfcxz2uz2h America is edging class consciousness right now 2024-12-05T23:09:19Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyapc83nd4luzq8gj5kq4zqsfve2er62nj8xfr4c894xyuq4g0klczyqmtx6rry5xzquj7zx267vdpd5wvdy2l5qyhnnjeskaxcpp30vfcx37ystk I’m Fediverse for life, by the way. I’ll go down with this ship if the day ever comes. I look at what happens elsewhere and I do not need that smoke. 2024-12-05T07:09:15Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdnt2gx8v286j6mncq2nskw2smzmjfxsvh38s663fylkuwu85qyxgzyqmtx6rry5xzquj7zx267vdpd5wvdy2l5qyhnnjeskaxcpp30vfcxugvtv5 I just realized that my new apartment is on top of a Michelin star restaurant. They’re going to hear a lot of the Josie and The Pussycats soundtrack. 2024-11-30T05:52:44Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsr42drk655rtnkyt8htv9wgddxat3jqzxfqu7tqktjs4hzep8v8eszyqmtx6rry5xzquj7zx267vdpd5wvdy2l5qyhnnjeskaxcpp30vfcx62cs57 Thanksgiving is a great opportunity to be referred to with words like “niece” 2024-11-28T22:50:00Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsr772chyd9x0jcd3n647lfc4j5thcz6pq79frj0hh6756zdyg000gzyqmtx6rry5xzquj7zx267vdpd5wvdy2l5qyhnnjeskaxcpp30vfcx54q242 So the aliens travel by bubble like Glinda. The future is so gay 🙄<br/><br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/558/960/806/453/860/original/1e902ef1fb0458d2.jpeg"> 2024-11-28T05:37:13Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstl69sg8h5r0a7ahp6zemevxdl2ze73z4k970c3m8tg2uc4jnau6gzyqmtx6rry5xzquj7zx267vdpd5wvdy2l5qyhnnjeskaxcpp30vfcxfhqxaa A man at a gay bar last night asked me if I was “becoming a girl or becoming a boy.”<br/><br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/556/290/624/385/654/original/25c0cf0d65ff763b.mp4"></video> 2024-11-27T18:18:09Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8jcsf6vatlxjdd7sxa9x3hxj2mwpzdjswhddnzvzx9l2dnrszm5gzyqmtx6rry5xzquj7zx267vdpd5wvdy2l5qyhnnjeskaxcpp30vfcxrc3kw4 I splurged and spent my whole disposable income on wallpapering my new place and when I arrived they didn’t line up the wallpaper. They just put it on the walls in whatever misaligned design pattern was at the start of the roll. So now I have to remove all of it.<br/><br/>I’m like, shaking with rage. Their response was “you didn’t specify.” 2024-11-25T21:03:14Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8ccwjyf6f6gqxpyjarvkmuguvgjxafgq8ecrdcth8m9rshzd72zczyqmtx6rry5xzquj7zx267vdpd5wvdy2l5qyhnnjeskaxcpp30vfcx0wzhwk I don’t believe that it takes 10 business days to remove me from marketing emails. I just don’t believe you. 2024-10-23T02:21:58Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsg4sutsvkdawr8raayrr8rdmqy95t5mg87l4whjhqxqppwxuffglszyqmtx6rry5xzquj7zx267vdpd5wvdy2l5qyhnnjeskaxcpp30vfcx8drxrq In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsr3nu2ufwxnu4mtlnjprc2kh00wc7ne4a8m6cehaugywykntrw5espz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43qqdszxc'>nevent1q…szxc</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1sdunjhskgvp3aghxsz8gds5acts5a5pkwa5gk5kff3dt6lzwfe6qvvw074" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>npub1sdunjhskgvp3aghxsz8gds5acts5a5pkwa5gk5kff3dt6lzwfe6qvvw074</span> (<span class="italic">npub1sdu…w074</span>)</a></span> It’s definitely lukewarm 2024-10-14T07:05:22Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsz39astg7sfhjav8e5xtrphh0a6l97fth50kgu4m586phj64kgscszyqmtx6rry5xzquj7zx267vdpd5wvdy2l5qyhnnjeskaxcpp30vfcx2uc7k6 Immigrants are not eating your cats. Trans children are not getting surgeries or using litter boxes. There is no caravan or War on Christmas. The vaccines don’t cause autism.<br/><br/>You’re just a gullible bigot. 2024-09-10T04:08:34Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqspqes6ysnuzq9k6dt58z7s303hnzpdhfks0dn0l52nm27728yv25szyqmtx6rry5xzquj7zx267vdpd5wvdy2l5qyhnnjeskaxcpp30vfcx7e5jh4 As of today, I am legally a woman. Which is great, because…<br/><br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/111/253/425/893/202/original/692c4c9dd06f5a2a.mp4"></video> 2024-09-10T03:59:20Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqhk8jqzrwpy839mxh8lzjd3mfrmpceaelfv4rfk8ca8p5cdd8r4gzyqmtx6rry5xzquj7zx267vdpd5wvdy2l5qyhnnjeskaxcpp30vfcxfpv6ma In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsglyekhmsmdshmrffudd6pvn45pvc5rqrxt4270kt0dykj80f8e8cpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43q9xwepa'>nevent1q…wepa</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1sdunjhskgvp3aghxsz8gds5acts5a5pkwa5gk5kff3dt6lzwfe6qvvw074" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>npub1sdunjhskgvp3aghxsz8gds5acts5a5pkwa5gk5kff3dt6lzwfe6qvvw074</span> (<span class="italic">npub1sdu…w074</span>)</a></span> Yep. It&#39;s impressive. But for... whom? 2024-09-09T18:28:08Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsf2tkh8r989lk2n47nag3wzcm4jdnw52ek30wtux80la4vng0gpfgzyqmtx6rry5xzquj7zx267vdpd5wvdy2l5qyhnnjeskaxcpp30vfcxp6jurs We&#39;re proud to have bravely designed the new iPhone 16 Pro exclusively in four nearly identical shades of vanilla. 2024-09-09T18:16:08Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstx4zavj92ry7p37xtt64ykz67lv493w4hhc8s99ppesdu3ggha6czyqmtx6rry5xzquj7zx267vdpd5wvdy2l5qyhnnjeskaxcpp30vfcxcq9ehx In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs8680wdv753lcvww6qq843x5j8g9uwekvxg6h3vx7dzus09c8nc5spz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43qwrvl7m'>nevent1q…vl7m</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1sdunjhskgvp3aghxsz8gds5acts5a5pkwa5gk5kff3dt6lzwfe6qvvw074" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>npub1sdunjhskgvp3aghxsz8gds5acts5a5pkwa5gk5kff3dt6lzwfe6qvvw074</span> (<span class="italic">npub1sdu…w074</span>)</a></span> INNOVATION!!!!!!!!! 2024-09-09T18:01:21Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsg8x6z9zll8nn6wl9xwh25r4l2qnga35pes30uhuh3rckkehhelnqzyqmtx6rry5xzquj7zx267vdpd5wvdy2l5qyhnnjeskaxcpp30vfcxkrl5mz Apple having an onboard AI translation app and only offering the AI features in English is as hilarious as it is fucked up 2024-09-09T17:56:27Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsf8jv29y0al52w9pm3caes7hqarfu9pqcazcgk6490anyyxkflz5szyqmtx6rry5xzquj7zx267vdpd5wvdy2l5qyhnnjeskaxcpp30vfcxxdh6t4 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszc8v8nfmwxfu9vtgaz55ckzc4y3rmtqga2utvfepzyyf723smwugpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43qemnzhy'>nevent1q…nzhy</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1sdunjhskgvp3aghxsz8gds5acts5a5pkwa5gk5kff3dt6lzwfe6qvvw074" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>npub1sdunjhskgvp3aghxsz8gds5acts5a5pkwa5gk5kff3dt6lzwfe6qvvw074</span> (<span class="italic">npub1sdu…w074</span>)</a></span> Call it the A17XYZ then 2024-09-09T17:50:24Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsd95q3c606mt6e3sdhc6cmsrld6sd38wyfmpk608aenrgt0ns6y4czyqmtx6rry5xzquj7zx267vdpd5wvdy2l5qyhnnjeskaxcpp30vfcxf2s92s Apple is like &#34;We were gonna call it the A17. But we bravely pushed forward and innovated. We&#39;re calling it the A18. that&#39;s one number higher. On the packaging. You&#39;re welcome. 😌&#34;<br/><br/>And you loser fanboys eat it up! Every time! 2024-09-09T17:48:04Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsd6608ml7nujj2w537j37navlkc2nygxk4xtzxsq4d658rm54eysgzyqmtx6rry5xzquj7zx267vdpd5wvdy2l5qyhnnjeskaxcpp30vfcx68dq0l When did the Duolingo owl become a slut<br/><br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/060/613/860/526/767/original/a75d8c5313940239.jpeg"> 2024-09-01T05:21:01Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsryttlrpa8q6seejjwvg8wynhs59nzalmj4e552e2ry287sqhmpxszyqmtx6rry5xzquj7zx267vdpd5wvdy2l5qyhnnjeskaxcpp30vfcxv4nzks People who do the After picture on the left and the Before picture on the right – what is WRONG with you and can you be stopped? 2024-08-29T11:14:36Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2aedsxxwtkj6c2sh9vg7rq8q040x4uj42rfy7wnrkwmwfsnsly2czyqmtx6rry5xzquj7zx267vdpd5wvdy2l5qyhnnjeskaxcpp30vfcxc6xkau Disney didn’t ruin Star Wars… Star Wars fans did. Decades ago. 2024-08-25T22:25:37Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2z92hmunp2ex7dt8rc6guqp27z5h9u8xyj5r7kdkcq0vyyyrpjjqzyqmtx6rry5xzquj7zx267vdpd5wvdy2l5qyhnnjeskaxcpp30vfcxnqwulf In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsrpgv6mjjvd920cf4xkhad7yf2gh2e8k7nqavu3ylet0csuwf405spz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43qn0fjk4'>nevent1q…fjk4</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1ugly4qdf0h323qvmepxa2msemal32h6en5u43gr7llfmuksmrfaqtkyvd7" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>npub1ugly4qdf0h323qvmepxa2msemal32h6en5u43gr7llfmuksmrfaqtkyvd7</span> (<span class="italic">npub1ugl…yvd7</span>)</a></span><br/><br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/021/109/957/389/008/original/e5986384d7701968.mp4"></video> 2024-08-25T05:54:40Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsppps99kty959rj2jfpccfesl2m2ys3vgvsz9ymjzgvk5l0krmpwgzyqmtx6rry5xzquj7zx267vdpd5wvdy2l5qyhnnjeskaxcpp30vfcxsqugxg Hey gang, how do we gain the motivation to keep leaving our houses, when it is so often disappointing or hurtful or just an unexpected amount of effort?<br/><br/>This is both a Trans specific question and also… not. 2024-08-25T05:49:58Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsd4lcgkk5wgyxfher2l6ujl0gs05tresvvtqd028h9m7unx484mrqzyqmtx6rry5xzquj7zx267vdpd5wvdy2l5qyhnnjeskaxcpp30vfcxsqj3h0 I wanna be in the crisis PR team meeting that Ryan Reynolds is leading for Blake Lively every morning…<br/><br/>…But even more than that, I wanna be in the afternoon *secret* crisis PR team meeting he’s holding for himself. 2024-08-19T04:26:46Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8kys03e6e85jjpvkek6u4p3k8mg4x8p922jwedy7gqak9djxru7szyqmtx6rry5xzquj7zx267vdpd5wvdy2l5qyhnnjeskaxcpp30vfcx534fts I’m rebuilding my account. Point me to other Trans people worth following?<br/><br/>DO NOT suggest Charlotte Clymer 🙏 #transgender #transjoy #t4t 2024-08-17T20:38:24Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyjvqwzg59wugmapqme8d3kdc0ey6a9gyxftxxfvd6sryugnm8pfqzyqmtx6rry5xzquj7zx267vdpd5wvdy2l5qyhnnjeskaxcpp30vfcx68cg0f I have a new name. It’s Sabrina!<br/><br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/952/893/720/567/917/original/545d3408ca92acea.mp4"></video> 2024-08-13T04:46:23Z