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the number of computer science professors on fedi doing mindless ...

2026-07-28T18:46:29Z

the number of computer science professors on fedi doing mindless LLM boosterism is pretty fucking depressing

I have no explanation for how frequently kagi gets mentioned as ...

2026-05-24T14:15:39Z

In reply to nevent1q…7q6g
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I have no explanation for how frequently kagi gets mentioned as an ethical, anti-AI choice on here when it’s very visibly an unethical part of the AI industry

like, I get the excitement around paying for search cause every search engine right now is awful, but maybe that money shouldn’t go to a company whose ethics and goals are indistinguishable from google and whose only distinguishing quality is their smaller size? maybe????

“it’s just a column in a database, aren’t you being ...

2026-04-17T22:10:42Z

In reply to nevent1q…4584
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“it’s just a column in a database, aren’t you being dramatic” thanks fucker, believe it or not I know how software works and I know perfectly well the type of horrid crap we can build on top of a simple backend if it’s encapsulated in the right type of system

also, is it not plainly fucking horrid that your account creation ...

2026-04-17T21:08:49Z

In reply to nevent1q…4vph
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also, is it not plainly fucking horrid that your account creation experience on linux of all fucking things is getting worse due to an unjust, unconstitutional (in the US) law? are you not pissed that muscle memory and scripts will break and command line account creation will get much worse due to this? no objections from the fuckers who campaign against any improvements to the status quo on this one? no? only when doing so fucks over someone else? how weird!

“software can’t just ignore laws it doesn’t like” it ...

2026-04-17T19:49:30Z

“software can’t just ignore laws it doesn’t like” it literally can. corporations do it constantly and I really doubt any of them will drop linux if it doesn’t comply with a set of godawful fascist age verification laws. historically one of the forms of pushback against unjust laws is to show some basic fucking solidarity and do nothing to assist in their enforcement because it really isn’t practical to sue everybody, but unfortunately solidarity is alien to most of these computer fuckers

post solutions to linux problems I don’t have and am not asking ...

2026-04-14T00:21:40Z

post solutions to linux problems I don’t have and am not asking about in this thread

some asshole doing free marketing for anthropic decided my post ...

2026-04-09T19:25:51Z

In reply to nevent1q…aztd
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some asshole doing free marketing for anthropic decided my post was worth screenshotting as an example of what’s wrong with the AI critics but they utterly failed to engage with any of the points I made, as if pushing back on this obvious shit at all is the problem

anyway here’s a citation for the Firefox thing because no that wasn’t just me talking, the grift really is that fucking obvious

“why won’t the AI haters admit claude mythos is good?” when ...

2026-04-09T18:00:20Z

“why won’t the AI haters admit claude mythos is good?” when it turns out the exploits it found are utterly overblown (ie the firefox exploit that only works on a custom build with the sandbox disabled amongst many other non-exploitable bugs), were found at extreme expense, and required a ton of human staff to verify (just like with existing non-LLM techniques), why won’t you admit this is a grift? why won’t you admit you’ve been falling for the same grift since 2019?

“if you set its pragmas and structure your transactions just ...

2026-02-22T19:59:24Z

In reply to nevent1q…gprr
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“if you set its pragmas and structure your transactions just right it probably won’t lose data and it only occasionally requires you to manually retry transactions” well I’m convinced

the abyss-gazing urge from some programmers to use One Weird ...

2026-02-22T19:57:11Z

the abyss-gazing urge from some programmers to use One Weird Trick as a data store instead of fucking Postgres

here’s a good example from an engineer I don’t follow ...

2026-02-20T20:53:58Z

In reply to nevent1q…xzc2
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here’s a good example from an engineer I don’t follow https://bsky.app/profile/coloradotravis.bsky.social/post/3mezgaylny22p

I have more but unfortunately they’re engineers I do follow and would prefer not to link. one of them posted a Datalog love poem from an LLM as proof of something???? and I read it and the Datalog was incorrect

it’s important to note that it isn’t always a big sack of ...

2026-02-20T20:45:54Z

In reply to nevent1q…lpdw
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it’s important to note that it isn’t always a big sack of cash. lately I keep seeing this pattern happen with engineers:

- “as an AI skeptic I finally have empirical proof that LLMs are good/useful/thinking/feeling <posts slop>”
- “uhhh are you ok? I checked the LLM output you posted and it doesn’t make any sense if you dig in at all and the citations are all fake”
- “this is empirical proof and you’re being emotional.”

this is engineer brain. Doctorow isn’t an engineer, so sack of cash it is.

oh someone finally offered cory doctorow a big enough sack of ...

2026-02-20T20:03:19Z

oh someone finally offered cory doctorow a big enough sack of cash to do a cory doctorow? I’m shocked

but speaking of rolling out half-baked shit to users who didn’t ...

2026-02-16T21:01:20Z

In reply to nevent1q…qcrl
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but speaking of rolling out half-baked shit to users who didn’t ask for it, attached is all the documentation I could find for whatever the fuck the New Classic Window item is

the New Classic Window item disappeared when I disabled extensions.ml.enabled so it’s related but fuck if I could tell you how

let’s look at mozilla’s marketing blog: ...

2026-02-16T20:59:53Z

In reply to nevent1q…j7jw
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let’s look at mozilla’s marketing blog: https://blog.mozilla.org/en/firefox/ai-window/

>Completely opt-in, you have full control, and if you try it and find it’s not for you, you can choose to switch it off.

haha no, I did nothing to opt into this. I opted out as strongly as I could and it still showed up to displace a menu item I frequently use. disabling it in my version of Firefox required yet another dive into about:config.

here’s a worked example of why nobody believes firefox’s AI ...

2026-02-16T20:57:52Z

here’s a worked example of why nobody believes firefox’s AI kill switch will be anything but a marketing wedge

these showed up in my File menu, displacing the New Private Window item and fucking up my muscle memory, in spite of having browser.ml.enabled set to false. the setting for this is a new nonsensically named option, extensions.ml.enabled. a merry fuck you to the guys who showed up in my replies telling me to just disable the config flag I already disabled months ago.

unfortunately, this now appears to be paywalled ...

2026-02-11T23:35:41Z

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unfortunately, this now appears to be paywalled

come on guys, I gave you such a softball with this one. I ...

2026-02-10T09:01:19Z

In reply to nevent1q…j4q2
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come on guys, I gave you such a softball with this one. I didn’t even talk about how your stated ethics are neoliberal claptrap desperately searching for a non-paradoxical definition of a good cop who can never exist.

all you gotta do is tell us explicitly you won’t work with ICE and give us an example of the consequences for a public institution that violated your ethics policy.

yes you can share that exact information; you’re receiving public money for your services.

in the context that these are public institutions and that ...

2026-02-10T08:36:54Z

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in the context that these are public institutions and that you’ve been very public in supporting them with partnerships and technology: are you able to show me a case where an organization you partnered with violated items #5 or #6 in the link you posted and forced you to end the partnership?

this is just a page that says “unable to decrypt message” ...

2026-02-10T08:30:05Z

In reply to nevent1q…9m9r
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this is just a page that says “unable to decrypt message”

more seriously, instead of giving a generic “this is not the case” in response to aral’s post that included receipts of the partnerships you’ve entered, are you able to confirm in writing that you will not provide services or technology to ICE or its affiliates? if one of the American police departments you have partnered with has become affiliated with ICE, have you done anything to end that partnership?

“LLMs are natural language compilers”, brought to you by the ...

2026-02-07T23:27:21Z

In reply to nevent1q…rxrd
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“LLMs are natural language compilers”, brought to you by the same kids insisting their product is “the operating system for the web” because nothing means anything if you ignore all implementation and engineering details

it’s always a bit depressing when I find out about a new pocket ...

2026-02-07T23:25:09Z

In reply to nevent1q…hvdu
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it’s always a bit depressing when I find out about a new pocket of mediocre tech jackasses posting twitter crap on masto. all of the guys posting “LLMs are like compilers for natural language” should have their CS degrees yanked cause they’ve proven they don’t meet the academic requirements for a CS undergrad.

>When you create a tab group, we use generative ML to ...

2026-02-07T22:28:02Z

>When you create a tab group, we use generative ML to understand the tab titles and suggest a name for the group. We use generative AI to understand what other tabs are open and suggest related tabs be added to the group.

why do Firefox users hate our generative AI features? all we do is spin up your GPU or many of your CPU cores and download a large database of plagiarized work to do trivial shit that was already solved better by an edit distance or your choice of relevancy algorithms

in brief, please do not interact with Jake or the mozilla dev ...

2026-02-03T21:20:17Z

In reply to nevent1q…qhuv
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in brief, please do not interact with Jake or the mozilla dev account if you may suffer reputation or career damage as a result. anything you post directed towards Mozilla as a company will be framed as a personal attack on a Mozilla employee. please consider the amount of power their company’s money and position affords them. as you can read in the full thread, even relatively innocuous posts will be framed in the worst light possible if Jake disagrees with you.

also disgusting is how Jake frames the accusation. he left an ...

2026-02-03T21:16:44Z

In reply to nevent1q…cnap
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also disgusting is how Jake frames the accusation. he left an emoji in so he could claim it was a joke, but it was posted in a context where a joke isn’t appropriate. the other poster isn’t Jake’s friend. the “pretty grim” follow-up, “I’m not going to debate this further”, and blocking the original poster make it pretty clear it wasn’t tongue in cheek at all.

Jake was hoping to shape drama. unfortunately for him, we can read.

because Jake didn’t like the form of the feedback directed ...

2026-02-03T21:10:51Z

In reply to nevent1q…hhcw
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because Jake didn’t like the form of the feedback directed towards an official account, he decided to frivolously associate that other poster with a false rape accusation. if that other poster’s account is associated with their real name or their work, they now have this accusation associated with their identity.

this is a fucking gross, dangerous thing to do in response to what is, in reality, a garden variety piece of angry feedback.

here’s the quoted post in context. while again it’s not ...

2026-02-03T21:07:29Z

In reply to nevent1q…23j0
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here’s the quoted post in context. while again it’s not something I would post, I will not be the one to tone police the feedback directed towards a billion-dollar company that is, in fact, fucking us over while pretending to represent us.

if your response to this is that the rape comparison should never have been made, please consider the amount of power Jake has in this interaction.

that unfortunately brings us to the danger. here’s the bits of ...

2026-02-03T21:04:06Z

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that unfortunately brings us to the danger. here’s the bits of that earlier thread that didn’t fit in the screenshots.

while the quoted post isn’t one I’d make personally, I’d like to point out something important: it’s directed towards an account that represents Mozilla, a billion-dollar grift-shaped nonprofit. Jake isn’t tagged or mentioned anywhere near that post.

Jake has turned a crass piece of corporate feedback into a personal attack.

part 2 of that last one. “you’re making a mountain out of a ...

2026-02-03T20:49:33Z

In reply to nevent1q…jjpm
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part 2 of that last one. “you’re making a mountain out of a molehill” / “show me where I accused you of being irrational” is a pattern some may recognize on a personal level

if you’ve been boosting the mozilla account because you think ...

2026-02-03T20:48:11Z

In reply to nevent1q…0qtd
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if you’ve been boosting the mozilla account because you think they’re listening to us, please note that anti-AI mastodon users are, by Jake’s admission, categorically being ignored by mozilla.

the attached screenshots also serve as a second example of “show me where I said that”. as I said, he loves this move.

attached is a thread where Jake willfully misunderstands an ...

2026-02-03T20:44:03Z

In reply to nevent1q…mmtt
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attached is a thread where Jake willfully misunderstands an obvious use of scare quotes and argues the other party to exhaustion over it.

I’m very certain this type of behavior worked to his benefit when he was paid to stonewall web standards committees. it’s designed to kill conversation — and dissent — dead.

there’s lots of examples of this particular behavior; I chose this one because it’s fresh and easy to screenshot

to start this where it must start: the (former chrome, current ...

2026-02-03T20:39:26Z

In reply to nevent1q…h9wf
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to start this where it must start: the (former chrome, current mozilla) developer relations person in question loves the “tell me where I said that” move. it’s something they’ve tried in every negative interaction they’ve had on fedi.

it works as follows: Jake picks out a minor part of your criticism and insists you tell him where he said those exact words. this isn’t how human conversation works, so you can’t. if he needs to willfully misunderstand your post to do it, he will.

here’s some unfair warnings if you’re considering boosting or ...

2026-02-03T20:35:08Z

here’s some unfair warnings if you’re considering boosting or interacting with that one mozilla dev account or mozilla in general really

if you have interacted with them and gotten an icky feeling, you’re not alone

later posts in this thread will be CWed. there is danger in interacting with the account in question. many of these posts feature someone named Jake; as you will see later, Jake and the Mozilla account are the same person in every way that matters.

“zzt how dare you accuse Mozilla employees of suffering from ...

2026-01-27T18:34:12Z

“zzt how dare you accuse Mozilla employees of suffering from very obvious LLM psychosis”

please “enjoy” the State of Mozilla, one of the least hinged things I’ve seen released with pride by an established corporation: https://stateof.mozilla.org/ (epilepsy warning)

note the 2001-style not-Flash intro. the fake captcha. the timecube-esque prattle about AI threatening humanity. “DO NOT ACCEPT DEFAULT SETTINGS”. the ASCII art cop finger in the footer of the main page. all of it. what in fuck is this.

ed(1) is no longer the standard editor and should no longer be ...

2026-01-10T01:00:13Z

ed(1) is no longer the standard editor and should no longer be shipped. the new standard is gTextFucker, a graphical-only wordpad clone with indecipherable keyboard shortcuts that change constantly, which gradually grinds to a halt as it runs because it keeps trying to send messages to the dbus receiver org.gnome.fuck.text which doesn’t exist on your system

my brain generated the shitpost “linux for dogs” and then my ...

2026-01-07T01:40:28Z

my brain generated the shitpost “linux for dogs” and then my other brain almost immediately started designing a small embedded linux collar computer with a sensor suite and wifi and now I want linux for dogs

if you frame the fascist takeover of an open source project by a ...

2025-12-23T23:11:24Z

if you frame the fascist takeover of an open source project by a major war profiteer and associated exodus of the vast majority of that project’s marginalized contributors (who were the ones keeping the lights on for most of it, as per usual) as drama, maybe you can stay the fuck out of my replies

no I’m not going to CW this or any other post as “nixos drama, future of the project” because I don’t reflexively try to protect fucking monsters

there’s an ending in cultist simulator where you accidentally ...

2025-12-04T17:18:28Z

there’s an ending in cultist simulator where you accidentally pour too much of your passion into being a middle manager at an office job and forget about the murderous cult you lead, and I think about that a lot

“uhm you can’t say a password manager is cooked just because ...

2025-11-10T00:27:55Z

“uhm you can’t say a password manager is cooked just because they’re encouraging LLM code contributions and their official mastodon account keeps saying factually incorrect things”

consider fucking yourself. there’s little margin for error in security-critical software. if a team institutes a policy that’s been proven to produce vulnerable code and then says a bunch of things that, read uncharitably, appear to point to them not knowing what the fuck they’re doing, they deserve the backlash

glad to help! and I think you’re exactly right about the ...

2025-11-09T00:32:17Z

In reply to nevent1q…ueec
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glad to help!

and I think you’re exactly right about the thought process behind the ladybird advocacy. it’s frustrating that servo doesn’t get the same level of marketing and funding, though I realize it’s an uphill battle for a project that isn’t planning to be a lever of control. I’m also not fully convinced that even a well-funded servo project can save the web before one of its custodians does damage that can’t be reversed (ie Google and browser attestation), but I’m willing to try

please for the love of fuck don’t have a parasocial ...

2025-11-08T22:17:52Z

please for the love of fuck don’t have a parasocial relationship with a password manager, an encrypted mail provider, or any other security or privacy software vendor

you absolutely don’t need to defend the honor of a project you like. you especially don’t need to defend a project that’s provably doing something dangerous

when I call out keepassxc or proton or whatever in the strongest terms possible, I do it because it’s important. I do it to create awareness, not fear.

I keep trying to justify wanting to buy a PiDP-10 as a furniture ...

2025-11-05T01:50:05Z

In reply to nevent1q…9ry4
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I keep trying to justify wanting to buy a PiDP-10 as a furniture purchase… maybe your furniture budget has room for a PiDP-11?

GNU GIMP (1998): we can’t change our terrible fucking name, ...

2025-10-12T09:07:28Z

GNU GIMP (1998): we can’t change our terrible fucking name, we’ve had it for years. imagine the confusion. imagine the work.

the Coq theorem prover (1989): we’re Rocq now because we got tired of the joke and we trust you’re too busy doing mathematics to give a shit

lmao @ jeff vaguetooting me of all people no you don’t get the ...

2025-10-04T22:19:44Z

lmao @ jeff vaguetooting me of all people

no you don’t get the presumption of good faith when you use an unhoused person for marketing purposes and then change your story to make yourself barely the hero what the fuck

(for anyone who missed it, https://mas.to/@zzt/115306806916386973; jeff has since changed his story to a version where he gave his friend $19k and did a bunch of research months before passing it all through an LLM for no reason, which doesn’t make sense) https://infosec.exchange/@codinghorror/115309311041264788

jesus christ jeff. this is “I went online and printed off some ...

2025-10-02T21:57:24Z

jesus christ jeff. this is “I went online and printed off some resources for you about how to stop being unhoused! you’re welcome!” but you then went on to use the encounter to promote slop machines to your audience

please can we stop acting like these neoliberal birthday boys have any idea how to solve problems? jeff’s altruism ends when the tax breaks and the marketing end. that’s why his millionaire ass couldn’t give his “friend” access to a couch or a mailbox. https://infosec.exchange/@codinghorror/115279844443067032

guys will literally make a terrible web framework and turn it ...

2025-10-01T12:23:32Z

In reply to nevent1q…3vme
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guys will literally make a terrible web framework and turn it into a fascist pipeline before they go to therapy

please "enjoy" the suckless developers doing a torchlight ...

2025-10-01T12:16:15Z

In reply to nevent1q…qtg2
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please "enjoy" the suckless developers doing a torchlight hike in coordination with the nazi Unite the Right rally. one of their core devs says this was just a coincidence! two of the links are that same guy ranting about fucking cultural marxism!

https://tilde.team/%7Eben/suckmore/

there's more but if you don't see it from this, you don't give a fuck about fascism, you're here to do evangelism

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Urbit is fractally wrong; every part of it that claims to be ...

2025-10-01T12:11:44Z

In reply to nevent1q…x2jl
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Urbit is fractally wrong; every part of it that claims to be original isn't, every time it claims to be distributed it's a lie, and when it claims to work it's almost definitely broken, though you wouldn't know cause it was written by an asshole trying to convert Hacker News types to neoreaction and it worked

ask me about Urbit, I have so many notes

the Chromium fork is Brave, a browser by an asshole that claims to be privacy-focused but which is there to push LLMs and cryptocurrencies

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no I won't dig up links, type "hyprland toxic" into a ...

2025-10-01T12:08:11Z

In reply to nevent1q…y8zn
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no I won't dig up links, type "hyprland toxic" into a search engine of your choice. other parts of Wayland fucking suck too.

but speaking of fucking sucking, XLibre is a fash X server that also barely works, because the point of fash tech isn't that it works, the point is that it's metaphorically and sometimes literally a weapon. see also the defense contractor currently taking over Nix, but see also the OG fash language, Urbit, the worst functional programming language I've ever known

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the fash papertrail for Ladybird really shouldn't have to go ...

2025-10-01T12:05:16Z

In reply to nevent1q…rkm5
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the fash papertrail for Ladybird really shouldn't have to go much farther than them receiving money from fascists in a group that included other fascists but here's more anyway:

https://possum.city/notes/a504c0e7vwdj000h

I legitimately do not know how this shitty browser got so popular on fedi, but Andreas controls it so tightly he pretty much single-handedly switched all future development to Swift over his own community's objections

anyway, hyprland is the most toxic part of Wayland

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also publicly coordinating with DHH on Twitter are the guy who ...

2025-10-01T12:01:25Z

In reply to nevent1q…0h83
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also publicly coordinating with DHH on Twitter are the guy who started Tailwind (terrible Fisher-Price CSS) Adam Wathan and the leader of the Ladybird web browser Andreas Kling; both are actively brainstorming with DHH ways to make their projects more hostile to non-fascists. while the Tailwind guy turning fash might be surprising, Andreas has a bunch of fash shit on his Twitter and a history.

now's maybe the time to stop advocating for that unserious non-working web browser

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DHH and the fascists taking over Nix being in league might seem ...

2025-10-01T11:49:16Z

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DHH and the fascists taking over Nix being in league might seem too convenient to be true, so here's some links. these are just analysis, but if you click through to Twitter you're going to get hit in the face with bare bigotry so fair warning:

https://fedi.slightly.tech/@joepie91/statuses/01K6AHA0BNBBX616JGDJHYET36

https://fedi.slightly.tech/@joepie91/statuses/01K6E3G2Z19M82BWRB3SPADHP9

https://mstdn.games/@KFears/115286316219357517

the tactics the fascists used to take over nixpkgs and RubyGems are old, and they worked. now that they know their tactics work, they'll be coming for other projects.

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by popular demand, here's an answer key for my fashtech ...

2025-10-01T11:45:47Z

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by popular demand, here's an answer key for my fashtech vaguepost, in order of urgency.

the package repositories currently being taken over are RubyGems and NixOS' nixpkgs. it's quite well known that DHH, a Shopify board member, is behind the corporate takeover of RubyGems. he's also coordinating openly on Twitter with the defense contractor Anduril and other actors to ensure that nixpkgs meets an even worse fate. this is the culmination of a long project to make Nix fascist.

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why not embrace fashtech! they’ve got: - terrible Fisher-Price ...

2025-09-26T20:27:03Z

why not embrace fashtech! they’ve got:
- terrible Fisher-Price CSS
- the most toxic part of the Wayland ecosystem, and that’s saying something
- the worst part of the X11 ecosystem, and that’s saying something
- suckless tools and they all fucking suck
- corporate control over the packages you wrote, for your own protection
- distributed functional programming that doesn’t function or distribute

it’s fucked how every time I use a tool that calls itself ...

2025-09-10T12:03:27Z

it’s fucked how every time I use a tool that calls itself opinionated, the opinions are always some annoying dev’s terrible defaults that they want to make into an industry standard and not anything of value, like how transphobes can fuck off forever

if your priorities include dictating code formatting and exclude keeping bigots out of your project, your priorities are fucked

I can refuse to pay $80-$100 for games longer than your studio ...

2025-09-04T18:20:50Z

I can refuse to pay $80-$100 for games longer than your studio can remain solvent

so the founder of the federated blogging platform Ghost is one of ...

2025-09-04T06:21:15Z

so the founder of the federated blogging platform Ghost is one of the AI bros that’s tricked themselves into thinking the slop machine makes them 10x more productive in spite of all evidence to the contrary

if your site’s built on Ghost, it might be worth checking how much of the code you’re relying on is slopcoded https://john.onolan.org/.ghost/activitypub/note/751e39e3-365e-4398-830b-7cdf7ceb2882

edit: since Ghost links don’t seem to work properly, it’s John’s post in this thread https://stefanbohacek.online/@stefan/115142592402628516

I feel like a chihuahua complaining about small yappy dogs, but ...

2025-08-19T21:46:05Z

I feel like a chihuahua complaining about small yappy dogs, but why in the fuck is an obsession with lambda calculus such a red flag now

(this isn’t a subtoot about any of the CS researchers I follow that do good work in lambda calculus, but their fans have an above average probability of being weird fascist freaks)

(also a note to the lambda calculus fans who aren’t weird fascist freaks: yes I know, me too, see also the joke about chihuahuas complaining about small yappy dogs above)

the state of infosec: - it’s insecure, it can’t be secure, it ...

2025-08-18T10:18:06Z

the state of infosec:
- it’s insecure, it can’t be secure, it isn’t even a good idea
- here’s evidence of wrongdoing that stops just short of being a smoking gun
- the people who make it have admitted it’s not secure
- “nah that’s just FUD”

I’m kind of surprised it wasn’t initially popular — I ...

2025-08-12T16:11:19Z

In reply to nevent1q…cdy5
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I’m kind of surprised it wasn’t initially popular — I remember that the users on my Lemmy instance loved the post back then, and they still reference it now.

I know I’m asking for a bad time, but I’d love to find out ...

2025-07-12T20:05:30Z

In reply to nevent1q…fxw4
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I know I’m asking for a bad time, but I’d love to find out what the “FPGAs aren’t real hardware, they’re just emulation” elitists think the outer machine is. because emulation’s definitionally one Turing machine acting like another, right? so uh, where’s the other machine? like, you can configure an FPGA’s fabric to function like a wide variety of Turing machines, but those muxes and sram can’t be the outer machine, right? cause if so, all hardware is emulation.

can someone please fund my film idea a fictionalized Wes ...

2025-06-19T17:38:47Z

can someone please fund my film idea

a fictionalized Wes Anderson, played by film auteur Wes Anderson, and a fictionalized Paul W. S. Anderson, played by schlock film auteur Paul W. S. Anderson, each direct alternating scenes of a movie in which they try to fucking kill each other

Anderson vs Anderson. no matter who wins we lose

supposedly uv2nix will handle conversion but: - it’s by the ...

2025-06-18T19:34:53Z

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supposedly uv2nix will handle conversion but:
- it’s by the same author who abandoned poetry2nix, the previous tool that worked fine
- it’s barely documented
- do I even want uv? it honestly feels like it’s destined to be replaced too, and I’m not seeing a lot of evidence that it or uv2nix are very good for what I’m doing

as a pure consumer of python packages (I convert them to Nix ...

2025-06-18T19:28:36Z

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as a pure consumer of python packages (I convert them to Nix packages, I use them in development environments, I don’t usually author Python packages directly) I’m out of the loop on what was wrong with poetry and feel like uv’s broken my ability to use Python packages at all, because I’m honestly too exhausted to learn the intricacies of yet another Python package installer

for anyone who wants to learn more about how serious this type of ...

2024-12-07T00:46:24Z

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for anyone who wants to learn more about how serious this type of therapy is: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proton_therapy (and yeah, it’s more properly called something along the lines of proton beam therapy rather than proton laser therapy, but something tells me this fucking monster of a former executive might not have any real medical training)

> “We’d have times when you’d deny proton laser therapy ...

2024-12-07T00:42:51Z

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> “We’d have times when you’d deny proton laser therapy for a kid with seizures and the parent would freak out,” said the former executive.

holy shit what. this is the therapy they use as a last resort for brain tumors — that kid was seizing because their tumor was killing them

someone please tell me that former executive followed their little anecdote up with “The Aristocrats! haha just kidding imagine being this much of a fucking monster”

I like that! I’ve been meaning to try a non-gaming x68k setup ...

2024-12-04T03:37:04Z

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I like that! I’ve been meaning to try a non-gaming x68k setup on my MiSTer, but there’s so much to dig into. Human68k had 3 GUIs — VS (the one in your photo), SX-WINDOW (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/SX-WINDOW), and Ko-Window (Motif). I think I like the look of VS the best so far!

huh, it looks good and I will check it out next time I’m doing ...

2024-11-29T21:12:25Z

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huh, it looks good and I will check it out next time I’m doing documentation outside of an org or latex toolchain and also outside of a work mandate to use something terrible

what I need open source evangelists to understand is that I ...

2024-11-29T21:05:58Z

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what I need open source evangelists to understand is that I already know about libreoffice

i never thought the leopard language model would generate my ...

2024-11-16T22:14:19Z

i never thought the leopard language model would generate *my* face

I’ve been so close to defederating from lemmy.world and telling ...

2024-11-14T20:46:17Z

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I’ve been so close to defederating from lemmy.world and telling our regulars from there to just make an account on our instance

it’s interesting that a lot of the bullshit reports I’ve been getting lately are for “incivility” from lemmy.world users — but we don’t have any civility rules, nor will we ever, cause they invariably get used against rightfully angry marginalized people

see my favorite part of the movies is when he does weird clown ...

2024-10-27T04:18:41Z

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see my favorite part of the movies is when he does weird clown shit and leans way more into it than most horror movie clowns do, so I was legitimately hoping Art was played by someone with clown experience

right! if anything, manhattan took jason

2024-10-20T03:25:12Z

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right! if anything, manhattan took jason

jason absolutely did not take manhattan and I’m tired of ...

2024-10-20T03:08:23Z

jason absolutely did not take manhattan and I’m tired of pretending he did

one of these in-engine cutscenes just had reflections and dynamic ...

2024-10-12T23:51:36Z

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one of these in-engine cutscenes just had reflections and dynamic lighting in a way that really seems like someone said it couldn’t be done on n64 and Rare took that personally

well, I also bounced off of it cause it’s utterly painful to ...

2024-10-12T23:46:37Z

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well, I also bounced off of it cause it’s utterly painful to play with an n64 controller and at original n64 frame rates. I can’t stress enough how much this feels like a DualShock ps2 game, other than the animations being utterly awful (I don’t think skeletal animations were ever a thing on the N64… maybe in Conker?)

and I think the reason I bounced off of it as a kid is cause of ...

2024-10-12T23:41:35Z

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and I think the reason I bounced off of it as a kid is cause of the weird vibe? like, they wanted to do a violent Amiga arcade shooter but in 3D and I love that, but it’s also thoroughly merchandisable for the kids? but also you can murder the aliens you’re supposed to save?

and meanwhile all of the writing is the first dialog pass shit you see if you play prototypes from british dev houses at the time where it’s all very self-referential and tired but not in a successfully comedic way

like, there’s so much wrong with this game and I really hated ...

2024-10-12T23:36:16Z

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like, there’s so much wrong with this game and I really hated it as a kid

I’m having a much better time with it on a mildly overclocked FPGA N64 with a modern controller, but this still feels like too much game for the system in both good and bad ways? like a ps2 game someone shoved into an n64

and then there’s just all the weird shit? like I just went to remap my controls in game and the two settings are “expert controls” and “normal controls” with no explanation and normal isn’t the default

it’s been 25 years and I still can’t answer this important ...

2024-10-12T23:32:28Z

it’s been 25 years and I still can’t answer this important question:

is jet force gemini good?

it feels like it’s finally time to ask why in the fuck were .io ...

2024-10-09T04:53:47Z

it feels like it’s finally time to ask

why in the fuck were .io domains popular for, I guess, vaguely software development related sites? was the joke really just “haha sounds like input/output like what computers do”?

and what’s bizarre is reading posts like “oh the Wayland team ...

2024-09-28T01:48:22Z

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and what’s bizarre is reading posts like “oh the Wayland team knows what they’re doing, they worked on xorg!” and all I’ve really seen them practically do is wind down xorg and implement a supposed replacement that’s both fairly batshit in terms of design and doesn’t reliably do what xorg does

and like you I’m stuck — I don’t think there’s a way to make Wayland do what I need, and I don’t think Wayland will become fundamentally different

oh exactly! the only system where I’ve been able to use Wayland ...

2024-09-28T01:41:49Z

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oh exactly! the only system where I’ve been able to use Wayland mostly problem-free is my Steam Deck, and that’s bespoke hardware and drivers designed to make it work for a specific use case — and Valve’s Wayland developers have recently had to start new technical processes to get utterly basic functionality implemented years after it was proposed

oh also the sysrq key is disabled by default cause it’s a ...

2024-09-05T01:06:58Z

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oh also the sysrq key is disabled by default cause it’s a massive security risk so you’d better have had the foresight to enable that and also physically secure your computer forever and also never use anyone else’s computer, cause the stop job prompt thinks ^C means “clear and re-print this worthless fucking status message and timer”

should have just had the fucking thing print The Aristrocrats on interrupt I swear to fuck

oh no problem just memorize this sysrq key sequence and also hope ...

2024-09-05T00:59:35Z

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oh no problem just memorize this sysrq key sequence and also hope your keyboard has a sysrq key, and also hope that killing every process instead of the stuck one is the right move cause the kernel doesn’t give a fuck and apparently nobody else did either

there’s no keyboard-based way to kill it or do anything at all ...

2024-09-05T00:55:39Z

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there’s no keyboard-based way to kill it or do anything at all with your computer cause you’re not using gnome and it doesn’t keep any kind of emergency shell alive, so you’d better have had the foresight to set the timeout to 10s and never use anyone else’s computer

oh and hope it’s not a cascade of stop jobs and you didn’t manage to wedge its internal transaction system

ask me how I know

[•*• ] A stop job is running for Session 1 of user zzt (1s / ...

2024-09-05T00:52:28Z

[•*• ] A stop job is running for Session 1 of user zzt (1s / 1 min 30s)

gtkwave is confusingly awful and I’m glad to find out it’s ...

2024-08-09T01:23:04Z

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gtkwave is confusingly awful and I’m glad to find out it’s not just me holding it wrong

oh not just me?

2024-08-04T22:20:52Z

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oh not just me?

y’all have doomed me to watching con air again

2024-06-16T05:26:06Z

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y’all have doomed me to watching con air again

please help settle this matter of great importance: is face/off a ...

2024-06-15T05:12:25Z

please help settle this matter of great importance: is face/off a cozy movie?

tired: they called it creat because of a linker limitation wired: ...

2024-06-13T23:30:32Z

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tired: they called it creat because of a linker limitation

wired: they called it creat so the syscall definitions would line up in a source listing and instantly regretted it when the Berkeley kids started mocking them

inspired: they called it creat because it creats files

just call it creat, nobody’s gonna use it outside of bell labs ...

2024-06-13T23:20:32Z

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just call it creat, nobody’s gonna use it outside of bell labs anyway

I’m abusing this old SSD so hard even a daily fstrim can’t ...

2024-05-20T22:39:57Z

I’m abusing this old SSD so hard even a daily fstrim can’t keep up — only mount -o discard (continuous trim) is preserving performance, even though the folk wisdom means people will crop up just to yell at you for enabling it

and yes I’m posting this mostly to see who wants to yell at me about linux shit today

oh and the SSD’s on the kernel queued trim blocklist so you’d imagine performance would be awful