2026-04-09T17:09:17Z https://njump.me Handsoffmysats https://njump.me/npub1xm7eku5cu5qtsmy5narzvt05huy8h2yfkz2kzsdcxex2cr5hm0vqrsz9hv https://blossom.primal.net/57619872b84e9f84aefdf83f23685689b89d3d0eebb9cc11b64cf03d14bd12b0.jpg https://blossom.primal.net/57619872b84e9f84aefdf83f23685689b89d3d0eebb9cc11b64cf03d14bd12b0.jpg https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2fj5az88c9d8hevtlu7pzats9jk2s2q4zuvwusct69w6fpysyqhczyqm0mxmjnrjspwrvjj05vf3d7jlss7ag3xcf2c2phqmyetqwjldasj8l7cp In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsyysds2ulvsylxr5ev3lngjec26uvzfn2jx8v8vsepqx7268aglfswezm5f'>nevent1q…zm5f</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Put him back in jail <br/><br/> 2026-03-08T19:54:32Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrmuepglcakc0zkgnq9zmsq3xqahwka2j7uasul40kzdn5m7p65egzyqm0mxmjnrjspwrvjj05vf3d7jlss7ag3xcf2c2phqmyetqwjldas3wea9z In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszjgsvaqr46fsnravkg5f5qqwahtyt2jlfcsnlmp4s6ezfy87fdaqmran5g'>nevent1q…an5g</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Potato soup for the win <br/><br/> 2026-02-25T01:14:42Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqspl79jund09qaml72hdm754rh6qxj8kdda5c7cn4kjun884lwh6aczyqm0mxmjnrjspwrvjj05vf3d7jlss7ag3xcf2c2phqmyetqwjldasj5nejh Yo! Watch out for those unadvertised deals when grocery shopping. Scored some marked down ground beef, organic for cheaper than regular, no organic beef. Helped me stay well under my grocery budget for the month. Half of leftover grocery budget buys more sats! <br/><br/> 2026-02-03T15:53:40Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdr4d4v5sm92m30pp8a0gpy2gwxqn0qqd3yvhu5ntxm85e23sra4gzyqm0mxmjnrjspwrvjj05vf3d7jlss7ag3xcf2c2phqmyetqwjldaslv25n4 Such a good day! Stack those SATs while you can. <br/><br/><br/><br/> <img src="https://blossom.primal.net/38f6c50e3d1d19a2a1430938191a4a7f6c54014e044538744b612c58417cd4b3.jpg"> 2026-01-25T17:56:04Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsg9q802r5uv7jx96tf20vnw3l4dkppty6pqwqxptymf9mu3ef9zsczyqm0mxmjnrjspwrvjj05vf3d7jlss7ag3xcf2c2phqmyetqwjldas87n36m You tried to give me away this morning. That&#39;s it! I&#39;m joining the Golden Girls and sending you to Shady Pines Ma&#39;! <br/><br/><br/><br/> <img src="https://blossom.primal.net/2b6554cd8c2e582f216f2346f5b10b20882f34799d20902d6964a573f337bc25.png"> 2026-01-08T21:32:40Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsf09tgyjuxh8vdke7t579rlv00a4tzmn798jclhv5dz0j3j5mfarczyqm0mxmjnrjspwrvjj05vf3d7jlss7ag3xcf2c2phqmyetqwjldasjz2vam Crazy hair day at doggy school! <br/><br/><br/><br/> <img src="https://blossom.primal.net/2b6554cd8c2e582f216f2346f5b10b20882f34799d20902d6964a573f337bc25.png"> 2026-01-08T20:17:46Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstv95fx2mj3843dfz6mm90fma6gndmj3lxvxvtsqvfmyudrw83jtszyqm0mxmjnrjspwrvjj05vf3d7jlss7ag3xcf2c2phqmyetqwjldasjuuvxq Free: One unemployed, water and ball obsessed Aussie mix who has developed a very unhealthy appetite for my socks. Oy Vey! I&#39;ve been wondering why I have so many socks are missing all of a sudden. Of course I would not actually give this furry freeloader away yet, but he&#39;s pushing it. <br/><br/><br/><br/> <img src="https://blossom.primal.net/dad6f71e484e26e9bf6a769843bec39ac9904aafa033e20f8610c7fe9018fc35.jpg"> 2026-01-08T14:20:23Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsq9sapy06z0adxa7mvqaxktap5neanj55zvpm5wfmkna34qxe84zqzyqm0mxmjnrjspwrvjj05vf3d7jlss7ag3xcf2c2phqmyetqwjldas8p7qec <br/><br/><br/><br/> <img src="https://blossom.primal.net/1358c70a1f33f8d9b24d72fe1e92c72906904439f6a23fa2b38df763b79b5366.png"> 2026-01-05T03:34:03Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrq2a28j7qcmngjv75nh8wutyhr8g9sn30zxkhgja3fgwr0wn5eyczyqm0mxmjnrjspwrvjj05vf3d7jlss7ag3xcf2c2phqmyetqwjldas4su2t7 <br/><br/><br/><br/> <img src="https://blossom.primal.net/9c521b8ef54f7bd0472fc048b6962d0c8ad824a6a5e3b62fad70378ac0c3fa15.png"> 2026-01-04T16:29:04Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqspy2p60dcnvxdn2r6qmv3yrh2mnjwhfdaauehglt94mn08wldytwgzyqm0mxmjnrjspwrvjj05vf3d7jlss7ag3xcf2c2phqmyetqwjldasvzjnv7 Happiest Aussie ever!! <br/><br/><br/><br/> <img src="https://blossom.primal.net/12c974977c01b89b9aabd6f23a8a0c679c8483bcf666ef935a03a7574dfc503b.jpg"> 2026-01-03T16:50:59Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsr5wf7l3a0mt5ml4jmd4nmklvwh9lsua93lmdaru7uy80n4llvc7czyqm0mxmjnrjspwrvjj05vf3d7jlss7ag3xcf2c2phqmyetqwjldasx0c32c <br/><br/><br/><br/> <img src="https://blossom.primal.net/238d97cde0f20210af90b9d793f7077fe12e53ede248e717c33dc51bd27c3d01.png"> 2026-01-03T00:57:16Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfnays0jvr0e2na7nzvkavyzw2avsv8rm0m2mjxpakpuuzw34uskgzyqm0mxmjnrjspwrvjj05vf3d7jlss7ag3xcf2c2phqmyetqwjldaslkqj32 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs80j24mr9uku87m8cevumtdyx3vx34zqzazexsfn2lfjnmr489ytcpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgehlgr6'>nevent1q…lgr6</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Very much so. He cracks me up when he crosses the paws. <br/><br/> 2025-12-29T00:35:38Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstkdlcg6ms9jd3zlx0nu9yk6x828ywne0wf5x6twz9zredgnredpgzyqm0mxmjnrjspwrvjj05vf3d7jlss7ag3xcf2c2phqmyetqwjldas3fh5sw That pesky hooman needs to go get some more of that chicken and Jollof she brought home. Best chicken ever! <br/><br/><br/><br/> <img src="https://blossom.primal.net/1c9392ce5e199f018c0f7e1c917b9bc58caaa4a448e52aaa4e793a3d1f101e8c.jpg"> 2025-12-28T16:42:09Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstf30frlqqmjv7tavnr6c0ee79asu0sljae4edzyx7l6etw4h6p2szyqm0mxmjnrjspwrvjj05vf3d7jlss7ag3xcf2c2phqmyetqwjldaskgajvl Not a single one of you better tell that furry freeloader of mine about this little week. <br/><br/><br/><br/> <img src="https://blossom.primal.net/4b0bc411511accde790933f3b8377637050f10f7204808f677aba725eefbb5cf.png"> 2025-12-27T16:40:33Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqst4rk03t65wxx5eur9chpl2aghkz0ssydw5nk3k6wh347m8hjtftszyqm0mxmjnrjspwrvjj05vf3d7jlss7ag3xcf2c2phqmyetqwjldas9z0tl4 Made sure the stocking was true today after swiping the rest of the pan of banana pudding when I wasn&#39;t looking. Niko said Merry Christmas to me! <br/><br/><br/><br/> <img src="https://blossom.primal.net/4433188f81376630189127a8f5151889a09febb679444ad5a95fb3a6a28c1d71.jpg"> 2025-12-25T21:52:49Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxn5dmdewh7ccw99d4r60smyyvju5h6srsqhenwm4cwx4pj78mz3qzyqm0mxmjnrjspwrvjj05vf3d7jlss7ag3xcf2c2phqmyetqwjldaskayepa Not even the cone could stop our yearly tradition of going to see the Christmas lights. Niko loves them! <br/><br/><br/><br/> <img src="https://blossom.primal.net/c901e5873a6c41a8b529d378cd2af421969e6a31138350fa4b4fb8f5dc0ae2ed.jpg"> 2025-12-25T12:59:38Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsr6j9pg49g58mdhvxsn950ty4etk3q4dvzxld6qm5jzpephqpg59szyqm0mxmjnrjspwrvjj05vf3d7jlss7ag3xcf2c2phqmyetqwjldasacu8ps Well crap. <br/><br/><br/><br/> <img src="https://blossom.primal.net/5372fafcdbb6b29421d4809b1691920af8d6f7035cea8b6b7758aa02e8d26b88.png"> 2025-12-24T20:25:56Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsppz6dg4vtmtx3mny37nt37q2tq9wdp6x06dmsl6kmqgg4jlpgj6czyqm0mxmjnrjspwrvjj05vf3d7jlss7ag3xcf2c2phqmyetqwjldas09r5w2 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9msw4zlv6v0kzpecm5wp9yu9kgxdlaj8j6nl9jxvy8ag6yl88w2qpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhglqq0v7'>nevent1q…q0v7</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Merry Christmas Leatha!! <br/><br/> 2025-12-24T20:25:32Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsf6xuw7nn9rf0sgjng04l4qugnlcndpygtukqm2plnxr2fjhyvpkqzyqm0mxmjnrjspwrvjj05vf3d7jlss7ag3xcf2c2phqmyetqwjldas2zfgts Got a gift from the neighbors with a card saying HO HO HO from the Ding Dong&#39;s next door. 🤣 <br/><br/><br/><br/> <img src="https://blossom.primal.net/11ed52953bb1115d3601f08f079f1b1a6ab3a7d236629282c5269ccb57f81ffb.jpg"> 2025-12-24T15:40:09Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxewvwg9jrtyaeyp6rl8qfgnrvrvtw0pfa9ly40zydeuykywzalgszyqm0mxmjnrjspwrvjj05vf3d7jlss7ag3xcf2c2phqmyetqwjldasu87v7m <br/><br/><br/><br/> <img src="https://blossom.primal.net/f0d81d8c9ddde41bbfefdfd0fbaa147405ab537eb6230aaab6e36af02742486e.png"> 2025-12-24T11:35:18Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstgwexpughjczhksjqd97w96sdakxqt7tatdluyjl4nwawx0s30xczyqm0mxmjnrjspwrvjj05vf3d7jlss7ag3xcf2c2phqmyetqwjldas7dk0zs In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsgputmyh2hdpywgrjul03uggdfy0l7z03e6q3tj52e4lz6uea074cpp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqzqq98z'>nevent1q…q98z</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Someone else clearly never read the Bible <br/><br/> 2025-12-24T11:34:43Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2mtp59c4yfd2tmf0u0guqun780j5f973aum2jlme86zdnjtu8v0gzyqm0mxmjnrjspwrvjj05vf3d7jlss7ag3xcf2c2phqmyetqwjldas7e0d3y <br/><br/><br/><br/> <img src="https://blossom.primal.net/e9c2349aee7962957c5d10393d41ddc09794f77480a1544c48d762aff1c5c0d7.png"> 2025-12-24T11:33:07Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs955nrdvkjz54muuv5a2twqgqq33sh8rszelny92sgv5f3dzn4x3szyqm0mxmjnrjspwrvjj05vf3d7jlss7ag3xcf2c2phqmyetqwjldas4nhrf7 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsy50755ma7u438q585udz5pw6cxg22wj5r65ls4hss0m7szfehyeqpp4mhxue69uhhjctzw5hx6eg0psrr5'>nevent1q…srr5</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Merry Christmas <br/><br/> 2025-12-24T11:31:32Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsr3exkx5t6h7dmzkwcyrrtjefe59y85py2jrfh6smz4kq96xt720gzyqm0mxmjnrjspwrvjj05vf3d7jlss7ag3xcf2c2phqmyetqwjldas3qvzdv That time I stole Christmas. <br/><br/>I&#39;d been at my job just shy of a year and had started just after Christmas the previous year. The Director became completely convinced that I knew where the department Christmas decorations were. I tried to reason with her asking how I could possibly know when I wasn&#39;t even here for Christmas the previous year. It didn&#39;t work. The director sent me and the department secretary who had been here for a whole 2 days in our department at that point to find some cages in the basement where the Christmas decorations supposedly were. She told us not to come back without them. The Secretary and I were highly concerned about some strange cages in the basement and weren&#39;t sure we would make it back alive thinking this would be some Criminal Minds type stuff. After asking 2 people in the basement and getting lost twice, the 3rd person finally got us back to the cages. The 3rd floor cage was locked so the secretary went to leave. I asked about the 5th floor since we also have an office on 5. The 5th floor cage was unlocked and oh boy, there was Christmas stuff galore. The secretary started pulling out stockings and asking if I knew the people whose names were on them. I said no! Do you see anything with the department name on it? Nope, but there was a bunch of stuff with nobodies name on it so we found a tree and other decorations and got out of the creepy cages. On the way back, the secretary said, &#34;Man, if I get fired and jailed, this is the most fun I&#39;ve ever had on my first two days of a job.&#34; We got the stuff back and the asked where it was. The secretary told her it was in the cages like she said and then he proceeded to decorate the office. The director came out when the secretary was almost finished hanging the final touches and raved about how awesome it looked. Our office mate, who had been here for about 10 years came out and right in front of the director, said, &#34;Wow! This looks great! We&#39;ve NEVER had Christmas decorations before!&#34; The director was shocked and told me and the secretary to get our behinds back there as I was trying to sneak out of the office when I heard our office mate&#39;s comment. She then inquired if the items we&#39;d brought back had the department name on them. I reminded her that I tried to tell her that I had no idea where Christmas decorations for the department were. She goes, &#34;Oh my goodness. You two literally stole these Christmas decorations!?!?!?!&#34; Well, you did tell us not to come back without decorations. That&#39;s how we stole Christmas. 2025-12-23T23:49:00Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsy9hsjsxth99xqcglegc6spzyy8vg63h30pvt2yscaa5ex70fl06czyqm0mxmjnrjspwrvjj05vf3d7jlss7ag3xcf2c2phqmyetqwjldasjpz34g Ring doorbell, I can&#39;t handle you notifying me that wreck it Ralph over here is a delivery every time he comes back inside because you don&#39;t know that his cone of shame is not a package. Notifications off!<br/><br/> <br/><br/><br/><br/> <img src="https://blossom.primal.net/f11b509223f7f176ecaba07cbc524902e02fefdb7d92a88cc8308f5a774f769b.jpg"> 2025-12-23T23:01:30Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqspkg79qdqhgh878qk67r2j470qu42nwu33dltd0ly6arpvf6yalpgzyqm0mxmjnrjspwrvjj05vf3d7jlss7ag3xcf2c2phqmyetqwjldas7awuwu In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs0lule5926dl24fh25ay3khs89gu9hdhp08r2aaezjtk6nuvvkc4cpzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgtc07skg7'>nevent1q…skg7</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Yeah she is!! 2025-12-23T22:46:27Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsff6pqrlzhdnwpkufagh9csk874z9269hw0943p8n578ngqeaug5szyqm0mxmjnrjspwrvjj05vf3d7jlss7ag3xcf2c2phqmyetqwjldasttrelf <img src="https://image.nostr.build/44728b12be5455718299083bcccff5ba33c41dad6a42220529bb1e3664de1df9.jpg"> 2025-12-23T20:48:09Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsywteyhvgnqcv6rg3w50ft4x5h78vtqv0ss0hjx6254x608qwz9kszyqm0mxmjnrjspwrvjj05vf3d7jlss7ag3xcf2c2phqmyetqwjldaskj9j6c Why yes, let&#39;s spend Christmas in the cone of shame. The furry freeloader has now been nicknamed Wreck it Ralph. My knees do not appreciate it. <br/><br/><br/><br/> <img src="https://blossom.primal.net/374068185b1f67af18850d378520bb30a9191cc32ef27fda42390f604d7a4c0c.jpg"> 2025-12-23T19:03:21Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqspryz8wajhqs0d549t4h3ecm87tsxa3pkz9sprjuajyr3x4l9q54czyqm0mxmjnrjspwrvjj05vf3d7jlss7ag3xcf2c2phqmyetqwjldas8xzw78 Guess whose back!! This furry freeloader celebrated his 9th birthday while we were awaiting help with account restoration. <br/><br/><br/><br/> <img src="https://blossom.primal.net/3675d7099183f3bc22e9d449f6cb71d3e5fb8933c5422c24214a03226ed28001.jpg"> 2025-12-23T18:58:35Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs02yg9srw7p6ej36vk5xqwyphzhz4tp57j9pr3p37xpd3zzk9a43qzyqm0mxmjnrjspwrvjj05vf3d7jlss7ag3xcf2c2phqmyetqwjldasfcfhcd Bring the summer sunshine back or give me a foot of snow. This half inch snow is just wrong! <br/><br/><br/><br/> <img src="https://blossom.primal.net/bc3da6d5a940674810ac762f49f0a53c5f09c5029c446b28c4cd4f5e11563df4.jpg"> 2025-12-04T15:37:35Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfrt04f8vpdyhqy5y9jtla2wfwlh6tw4j8xyn3u754j7negu27qpszyqm0mxmjnrjspwrvjj05vf3d7jlss7ag3xcf2c2phqmyetqwjldasc8qgjx Spent my last day working in the hospital hiding a crap ton of squeaky chickens. Couldn&#39;t think of a better way to go out! <br/><br/><br/><br/> <img src="https://blossom.primal.net/ee4367ce37df68d2bbd0f4b3a4bc6e2b341b3a010513f512b21034de1e981aa2.jpg"> 2025-12-04T15:35:21Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstc09gxg8shnktsep5f34638j9pf0npvadnd6nlu6dg5x295kvy9czyqm0mxmjnrjspwrvjj05vf3d7jlss7ag3xcf2c2phqmyetqwjldas43qn8g In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs807knq3f8vtf465zcqyu60msea254fnqgu7vvwjvwzq3zkx0jtfqpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgkju8tl'>nevent1q…u8tl</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I&#39;m 99% sure that it&#39;s exactly what&#39;s going through his head. <br/><br/> 2025-11-30T05:51:43Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfjmnsxm6zgepty6smdstce0wpnq684nnekw7wnpvqam677jxkajczyqm0mxmjnrjspwrvjj05vf3d7jlss7ag3xcf2c2phqmyetqwjldas6rnrsd In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsz2pfawg7mzn46w7kdw7hg7lw7pnmpkktu6u9uvyydfyz4xy7n56gpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgwsfxzz'>nevent1q…fxzz</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>He got a special chicken dinner that day. I might have told him it was turkey, lol. <br/><br/> 2025-11-30T05:50:56Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsq6aqnwy389lxy6569dgez2wqvwz63wcccqyy5afe7tfkhc24r4dqzyqm0mxmjnrjspwrvjj05vf3d7jlss7ag3xcf2c2phqmyetqwjldas7m3x5t Wait a gosh doggone minute! I just heard I was supposed to get turkey yesterday. Hooman - where&#39;s my turkey? Need to call da cops, the ASPCA, PETA, or somebody. Halp! Niko abuse! Needs new hooman. <br/><br/><br/><br/> <img src="https://blossom.primal.net/49de709b9a30bdcc2da6b01f27b7e903276734c979a3f0ab5117a1fba522e77f.jpg"> 2025-11-30T01:15:44Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsw5ddxw2268kqskvn7dt2r30jsz2dgcqp5cz0f2ccupq23nqzkn9gzyqm0mxmjnrjspwrvjj05vf3d7jlss7ag3xcf2c2phqmyetqwjldasj8fevc Happy Thanksgiving peeps! <br/><br/><br/><br/> <img src="https://blossom.primal.net/3b3a7aef52f8921578a988a7f169a0b1d60dac5f303d4ff7f1ed715c88c7f217.jpg"> 2025-11-27T21:35:11Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqszapcn95m67v49v3h538wss6sewqkpdu3836fyux7yp4lgp8pa67szyqm0mxmjnrjspwrvjj05vf3d7jlss7ag3xcf2c2phqmyetqwjldascv4jpu I went to my favorite Hollywood Feed store to be their model today for the upcoming Black Friday sale. The hooman tried to negotiate for pay in sats, but I snuck in the clause for beef lung instead. Ha! The best snack ever! Sorry sats, beef lung wins my heart every time. <br/><br/><br/><br/> <img src="https://blossom.primal.net/9263eefee5fe63d48264d3ff25a9d198372c4ac778b46e272e90ed3f21101632.jpg"> 2025-11-26T22:11:04Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsv385mkrtkdxmhl7zt59jdanx5rhaydnm8qetr0gnt0cy0fz9kytqzyqm0mxmjnrjspwrvjj05vf3d7jlss7ag3xcf2c2phqmyetqwjldas40dj07 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqswl68g4s9euz8kzwnu8wgs7lu5kqmwhxazhm89fvw7n5as4jf2q9gpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgqj8943'>nevent1q…8943</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Scottie, I don&#39;t have thumbs to hold a pencil. I think I&#39;m gonna have to recruit some help! <br/><br/> 2025-11-25T13:35:52Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsp2qv8sk6rrupa63592wfx29rwvns23wvchhz347n7he9nm0drm7gzyqm0mxmjnrjspwrvjj05vf3d7jlss7ag3xcf2c2phqmyetqwjldas0xzhwr Dear Santa, I&#39;ve been the goodest boy ever! Um, no, no need to verify that with the hooman. <br/><br/><br/><br/> <img src="https://blossom.primal.net/22c81ff13004a7424d96b9f3e63466e507f187bd2d34b4d498c4d63ee4db8f5e.jpg"> 2025-11-25T00:13:00Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsv3flc7hlwm5ljrj2r5cf3rkhwm44gryyhnwm7njftmt37xzcvywqzyqm0mxmjnrjspwrvjj05vf3d7jlss7ag3xcf2c2phqmyetqwjldas0gjz0y I suckered daycare by playing all sick and stuff. They texted the hooman that I was laying down, panting nonstop and not really responding to much. Knowing this is how I acted the last time I got sick and nearly died, the hooman rushed to me. Boy was she ever mad when I popped my head over the gate to check and see if she was here to take me home. Oops. <br/><br/><br/><br/> <img src="https://blossom.primal.net/5c7c03ec8e014a66f44338deffc1824f3fc177570a5a1a8c785abcc29042d3d0.jpg"> 2025-11-23T23:49:26Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvpjjxaf48lnlc565daylr2vz7s66ul3qd0fm3wj2qklmfrxd3rmgzyqm0mxmjnrjspwrvjj05vf3d7jlss7ag3xcf2c2phqmyetqwjldas26h5f2 The brokest celebrity ever, but the ladies just can&#39;t resist the Niko belly. I should start charging for pets. <br/><br/><br/><br/> <img src="https://blossom.primal.net/02553b4ce5d365d9c7e836311d0e10fa7315a60035de8fd42e8b1ec7b02cb95c.jpg"> 2025-11-20T02:28:46Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvl62zqmj67m7qs20sywdpgqcnysz9ert3w8y7jurnrxlvqly0fyszyqm0mxmjnrjspwrvjj05vf3d7jlss7ag3xcf2c2phqmyetqwjldasq4rnp4 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsq2xyqeah39w7sqrsfu22m6ckfahj5wt2pvx3agzkpgcng60ulmxgpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgx6xr9z'>nevent1q…xr9z</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/nprofile1qqsvnay22ef0dgqee0jr909va2tl3l4fwq6eparvrznq349xydq395sprdmhxue69uhkwmr9v9ek7mnpw3hhytnyv4mz7un9d3shjqgcwaehxw309akxjemgw3hxjmn8wfjkccte9e3k7mgwufjfe" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>Bitcoin-Backpacker</span> (<span class="italic">nprofile…fjfe</span>)</a></span> right! Thanks for the zap! <br/><br/> 2025-11-16T01:17:46Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsq2xyqeah39w7sqrsfu22m6ckfahj5wt2pvx3agzkpgcng60ulmxgzyqm0mxmjnrjspwrvjj05vf3d7jlss7ag3xcf2c2phqmyetqwjldasc923gk Nope, not getting any closer to that creepy guy. Not even for sats! <br/><br/><br/><br/> <img src="https://blossom.primal.net/7f67ebae28a761ff81de3d491b1a8b21ad0ed942d4d00e622afe291551da3feb.jpg"> 2025-11-15T22:07:40Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswadrvl2vjr6ws2m75r069s2ezp28chm383mhn2ppynqfa90h8dzgzyqm0mxmjnrjspwrvjj05vf3d7jlss7ag3xcf2c2phqmyetqwjldasq7k2lt In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsw3lz6l4pagt6c07kukam9rmjydxce6vxml4pnns3jux3pqw5ch3gpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgsthfqu'>nevent1q…hfqu</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Shh! His head already barely fits through the door. Don&#39;t make it any bigger. Ha!! <br/><br/> 2025-11-11T02:15:42Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsr3zuj9xgh7ukzaquccvwkr2ldgpxcl6epw2gkzp79nt2fr5amu7gzyqm0mxmjnrjspwrvjj05vf3d7jlss7ag3xcf2c2phqmyetqwjldaswnquw2 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsq29n924he0a43vplrvaw6nmhx4sm99qejtmws2ca8dww3m8uqgtcpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgtu09gp'>nevent1q…09gp</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Thank you for the generous zap! <br/><br/> 2025-11-09T20:29:33Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2n9nv8da9e9pvu4ptjrq89q3kx24u5r4xs6w6v6rjzd4c7qecgfqzyqm0mxmjnrjspwrvjj05vf3d7jlss7ag3xcf2c2phqmyetqwjldaswd7xvj How hard are you stacking sats? I fill my days stealing the hoomans phone to give sats away. Sometimes she finds me and takes it, but it&#39;s fun while it lasts! She&#39;s gotta stack harder, I tell ya&#39;. <br/><br/><br/><br/> <img src="https://blossom.primal.net/874323da576dc3385cdaae7b0ba350ce1c55711a0e7bdbfa2a673b376e4cdad9.jpg"> 2025-11-08T13:13:38Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdefxhn2wsnkk5x0lqfhrg5tegqpzsrypxdd4jts0yu8sadd4kw3qzyqm0mxmjnrjspwrvjj05vf3d7jlss7ag3xcf2c2phqmyetqwjldas6zk23c In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsdq735fltfmtf34hg3hw3e9zmqccsj2hkyaf9sdd4wzf5kkxqt4lgpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgcx7373'>nevent1q…7373</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>That furry freeloader is off the hook and was released without incident today. <br/><br/> 2025-10-31T23:44:17Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswldkck6ac0ep6qr6lvyqnwna8fmf76pxc98cv7nmadwd6mrc3kuszyqm0mxmjnrjspwrvjj05vf3d7jlss7ag3xcf2c2phqmyetqwjldasm9kgtm FREEDOM AT LAST! <br/><br/><br/><br/> <img src="https://blossom.primal.net/24c74e2eb17d9bb1f5932b8e3e926f8ab35f57bc7c352eb5a6e74d1b5df6790d.jpg"> 2025-10-31T23:43:31Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2yjga99fx9pyzsr6ngt3vny0m79gdpfy90hu392pn2t2kle7xpxqzyqm0mxmjnrjspwrvjj05vf3d7jlss7ag3xcf2c2phqmyetqwjldasf0f0l8 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs0cd5hyr66l0gleag8eyg7uxr95sf9ck0mex6k3lu8l4yulzx5juspzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhg72r3x4'>nevent1q…r3x4</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Ha ha! That is fantastic. Thank you for being on Niko&#39;s team Scottie. <br/><br/> 2025-10-31T15:39:21Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsx6rjkwc9ycw7xjxphgevef9nqu7wtf5wvlqc6zwyeh5ugvtw7xsqzyqm0mxmjnrjspwrvjj05vf3d7jlss7ag3xcf2c2phqmyetqwjldas76u49d In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsx3lhz4v2a43eaguec4cl8k9a9tpue42m7ss37sw3kkxcs6mhw66qpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhg80yu9n'>nevent1q…yu9n</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Niko says you&#39;re the best <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/nprofile1qqsrtrqjwn2ryfgz5ue6jky9fexrjy08pl4xjvtrkwceuxhxyyfq5gspp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqpr3mhxue69uhkummnw3ezucnfw33k76twv4ezuum0vd5kzmqqpwf0w" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>scottie</span> (<span class="italic">nprofile…wf0w</span>)</a></span> <br/><br/> 2025-10-31T03:02:54Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfrjnfu2k7gdmau95mdkct4kkrxhwm7y6jmrzt49469ugmdzrwaqszyqm0mxmjnrjspwrvjj05vf3d7jlss7ag3xcf2c2phqmyetqwjldas0d4wd8 Oh No. <br/><br/><br/><br/> <img src="https://blossom.primal.net/ed5ba478df03ab1377694725bcbfc933e49885a87da4c12d37f0a44bf31218d2.jpg"> 2025-10-31T00:08:42Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsze7c47nht38fl9xd44mhndpcjz52crg7p4k8xq85d65yjtxd7rwczyqm0mxmjnrjspwrvjj05vf3d7jlss7ag3xcf2c2phqmyetqwjldas28vnjv In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs8q05tuhsdct8ygpucc27j4ay6qpp239edfsgf0g8pctqc7dxlcxqpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhg3kuc8h'>nevent1q…uc8h</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I don&#39;t think they&#39;ve found the motive yet <br/><br/> 2025-10-31T00:08:13Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdanuqmzm49jgmxcqj7zvyw9yumzfd89efwd7z3ltqa34hzkvgeagzyqm0mxmjnrjspwrvjj05vf3d7jlss7ag3xcf2c2phqmyetqwjldasgep34c In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs8q05tuhsdct8ygpucc27j4ay6qpp239edfsgf0g8pctqc7dxlcxqpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhg3kuc8h'>nevent1q…uc8h</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I don&#39;t think they&#39;ve announced the motive yet. <br/><br/> 2025-10-31T00:07:58Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstukatvskwj4txe2j5us0d09mwwdhd6pduzshnd4e3stae4hccf0czyqm0mxmjnrjspwrvjj05vf3d7jlss7ag3xcf2c2phqmyetqwjldasgdqfvf Niko maintains his innocence <br/><br/><br/><br/> <img src="https://blossom.primal.net/12d86dcffd80bc9da927486991ab1eb858ce0dbd31f0dc00582f862d260ad3a1.jpg"> <br/> <img src="https://blossom.primal.net/3f989f05d5f752e6593d85c1f408f81196a2ed848b1fa30593bf19b74ba52e55.jpg"> <br/> <img src="https://blossom.primal.net/53f1bfb9ec67ae7924ac97c0730c5b78f7fef1f5775d359d0b05a705112582e6.jpg"> 2025-10-30T00:00:11Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsv67tztggpceyxq7j8rl9cdz7hjwqxway72freqekyggm4csu9zwgzyqm0mxmjnrjspwrvjj05vf3d7jlss7ag3xcf2c2phqmyetqwjldas6t7ps5 Apparently paw prints and brown and white fur were found at the scene of the lambchop murder. <br/><br/><br/><br/> <img src="https://blossom.primal.net/1ebcf652bfb06d512ffce96b93f8cfd3c7b7efbab222833dc33fc519ca38fce8.jpg"> 2025-10-29T01:29:31Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsr62j3nhs4phtg28ptck94vkessquer3j6s94s96kjl7h9m6920qgzyqm0mxmjnrjspwrvjj05vf3d7jlss7ag3xcf2c2phqmyetqwjldasct3zxa I was Framed or I regret Nuffin&#39;! The doggy daycare murder mystery starts Monday. Tune in to find out who the guilty party turns out to be. <br/><br/><br/><br/> <img src="https://blossom.primal.net/534adad83e110ac774cdf6e6b8741e6b7d563295fa0dfc76d97c478d2e40b601.jpg"> 2025-10-25T16:13:07Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqek8g7a3ndzp0qmpjltwffxfzft4c5fv7jap0zdf8gn4qrnhy5pszyqm0mxmjnrjspwrvjj05vf3d7jlss7ag3xcf2c2phqmyetqwjldaspq3am2 Starting the murder mystery at doggy daycare today. Guiltiest looking dog I ever saw 👀 <br/><br/><br/><br/> <img src="https://blossom.primal.net/c9f837fc213dbcd8d3c526d72f342744d142b2123069d5b6d3f61f3a9cc88039.jpg"> <br/> <img src="https://blossom.primal.net/63cdadfa3fe96ff69b7f3a853021bf056b89090807819ed12bb54f6c26fbe0d2.jpg"> 2025-10-24T13:28:22Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8gf94ttvyfuxrymqf0dmkpurj7f8mrx9xhaadkvppv52lzj0eyuszyqm0mxmjnrjspwrvjj05vf3d7jlss7ag3xcf2c2phqmyetqwjldas86p8qx The furry freeloader dropping in to remind you to stack sats on Payday and everyday. <br/><br/><br/><br/> <img src="https://blossom.primal.net/7cebd2466b7a708ac1c3badaa46b0975a094a0abb8ba43ac57238a3fd5501df2.jpg"> 2025-10-24T06:10:26Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsp89fn0apekd6z2lxvg6f4s9wnhmcj9v84negwmwlz98vjllalrrszyqm0mxmjnrjspwrvjj05vf3d7jlss7ag3xcf2c2phqmyetqwjldasae3fl9 Yes! <br/><blockquote class="border-l-05rem border-l-strongpink border-solid"><div class="-ml-4 bg-gradient-to-r from-gray-100 dark:from-zinc-800 to-transparent mr-0 mt-0 mb-4 pl-4 pr-2 py-2">quoting <br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Article"><a itemprop="url" href="/nevent1qqspg4akx78u6yk2n47xud5ve2294d340g5a33m0xhfhgxh9j9q5rpspzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgq3qh8nk2346qezka5cpm8jjh3yl5j88pf4ly2ptu7s6uu55wcfqy0wqxpqqqqqqz4ypl7e" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1">nevent1q…pl7e</a></span> </div> I want to go back to a world where irresponsible and corrupt banks crashed and went out of business. </blockquote> 2025-10-21T10:59:49Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsd8vwl78hj8vczdvgqv3mtzv7wuvul686kvd5rhqzptu00k38xfgqzyqm0mxmjnrjspwrvjj05vf3d7jlss7ag3xcf2c2phqmyetqwjldas53upfv Won&#39;t be <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/nprofile1qqsdynkudn60s74fm9pwpuelj8kv5p97c66mxy8z63akt0lv2p5kd4cpp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqpr3mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuctswqh8yatwdahxvmr40qhxjmc6dh5rp" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>BTCFANNYPACKER</span> (<span class="italic">nprofile…h5rp</span>)</a></span> though. She gettin&#39; them new robo knees. <br/><br/><br/><br/> <img src="https://blossom.primal.net/d3ac000318ea0f544d68a99666c892971db1a86e83a4422991a628622d293ac9.jpg"> 2025-10-21T01:48:45Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9znhttk5nh2xdeujdu38m0rzkcdzkef9nnc8l9shpng2evj86slqzyqm0mxmjnrjspwrvjj05vf3d7jlss7ag3xcf2c2phqmyetqwjldaswswfqz BTC less than 112K again. A great time to smash buy those sats on sale. <br/><br/> 2025-10-11T17:25:30Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs09rutx9sj760wvylxnn55y65vdc4d2jy5sswffwdwgcw2cjzm6dgzyqm0mxmjnrjspwrvjj05vf3d7jlss7ag3xcf2c2phqmyetqwjldas7nm87n Still around 112-113k. Smash buy and stack while BTC is on sale. Get it now!! <br/><br/> 2025-10-11T06:10:10Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstcacd57vfk2w94a5nrcygc0u04lzyphyqcr2xct8xwvhkeker68qzyqm0mxmjnrjspwrvjj05vf3d7jlss7ag3xcf2c2phqmyetqwjldas6lvxxj 1 sat will equal $1 before you know it. Load up while you can! <br/><br/> 2025-10-09T00:00:09Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsynhdyl4hm6dkd7dd48tqul9zm03sqr6r35nn8kk5vs2pn72kz4jgzyqm0mxmjnrjspwrvjj05vf3d7jlss7ag3xcf2c2phqmyetqwjldas7dysrr If only it weren&#39;t true <br/><br/><br/><br/> <img src="https://blossom.primal.net/882afa3610d5e22c60b65f84d912c1ab17313271f6b961f4c018a785d7b7351d.jpg"> 2025-10-07T22:53:41Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswq58x8aqte4tmzvcfh8dsy3eynz76tedmemmptm4u6frk8legj6czyqm0mxmjnrjspwrvjj05vf3d7jlss7ag3xcf2c2phqmyetqwjldasd8qdmr When you are encouraged to submit an entry to the departments t-shirt design contest. <br/><br/><br/><br/> <img src="https://blossom.primal.net/6b42f28d200299ef41e5b29b560a8ac003951d91b287db47b3da379bd708a8bb.jpg"> 2025-10-06T23:03:38Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8clt0y4cj4ejkgkvqs7x7melpfr8nhlwxpys6rfdp94lfnddtv0qzyqm0mxmjnrjspwrvjj05vf3d7jlss7ag3xcf2c2phqmyetqwjldasdp8fk9 The splash pad is life until they close it down so I start ignoring everyone. The hooman says I can only go a couple of times a month because she&#39;s too busy stacking sats to send me every day. <br/><br/><br/><br/> <img src="https://blossom.primal.net/020935e0488d45dc0236cb7e32f11c646efb42cebdc6328728e621d327eeaea5.jpg"> <br/> <img src="https://blossom.primal.net/e6bd5db88b16d63ba2a12784637ef3a14ee64770051e4be50a8544ae5cb64451.jpg"> <br/> <img src="https://blossom.primal.net/412e4e904129cbf96de76f62345062cebd2898f7f6126e877e41f25811707193.jpg"> 2025-10-05T17:47:01Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstjt6zjjnzjzqlmy3sgpx46juxw6cp5h7r07u9g5supvlssu8frwqzyqm0mxmjnrjspwrvjj05vf3d7jlss7ag3xcf2c2phqmyetqwjldas3axuuq In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsvluf9g8pxqy4f0h2acnrs64c24yfs5gf2cp553ax0nxu5gk9uy6gpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgugsn4q'>nevent1q…sn4q</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Of course!! <br/><br/> 2025-10-02T23:31:24Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqst3fncyvv0fjenvqvq93kq59drpwke984pcm5wfyqcmy8ljqhggxgzyqm0mxmjnrjspwrvjj05vf3d7jlss7ag3xcf2c2phqmyetqwjldas9kj2ru It&#39;s a sunshine kind of day! Don&#39;t forget to enjoy life while stacking sats. <br/><br/><br/><br/> <img src="https://blossom.primal.net/d7347dc591a75af5149adad3ee9bcc566d0f757402d8403ddcc0c6ff41c7ebee.jpg"> 2025-09-30T01:36:09Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrtazm2jurx50maseqzckud6y2jum4jswch7n20lzq3sc4zdmchqczyqm0mxmjnrjspwrvjj05vf3d7jlss7ag3xcf2c2phqmyetqwjldasdralqx Nothing like some homemade gumbo. Don&#39;t hate on my rice. I gotta use it up. <br/><br/><br/><br/> <img src="https://blossom.primal.net/76d3a1b11f01b35b42244c3d10324632b932a84a89757a7c0e2510c57f460bf2.jpg"> 2025-09-28T23:38:26Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqspec2yj5ppl9ulnj3enzu6rvdtugz93l9z789xzsxv4stemhg3fnqzyqm0mxmjnrjspwrvjj05vf3d7jlss7ag3xcf2c2phqmyetqwjldasucfg42 A beautiful sunshine day! <br/><br/><br/><br/> <img src="https://blossom.primal.net/6a42bd2ea781768aaf6933008bf6b0ad4bdc6da76761728359fae7d68e5d89b8.jpg"> 2025-09-28T21:53:30Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsr0z0uh08u223hz3n32v3fezw5tla9gur83fa42x2tygrpap42akszyqm0mxmjnrjspwrvjj05vf3d7jlss7ag3xcf2c2phqmyetqwjldasl6cnje Share the things you do to stack more sats. Do you work a second job? Do you buy generic instead of name brand? Do you eat at home instead of eating out? How do you save fiat to stack more sats? <br/><br/> 2025-09-27T23:00:29Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2annntlj0mzea0h583cdnxj8qghxakt4ks77sqs8dhr347fhfqgczyqm0mxmjnrjspwrvjj05vf3d7jlss7ag3xcf2c2phqmyetqwjldasxvl65g In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsgxkyqvqmtq9entysrneau0mre7gjxpg44m968adv30k356xy4evqpremhxue69uhkvet9v3ejumn0wd68ytnzv9hxgtmvv9hxwtm9dcs9hlcx'>nevent1q…hlcx</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I do not. Just saving myself some money by not eating out <br/><br/> 2025-09-26T22:15:01Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsd9fknfn0lgevx8gdxq3zdfq5p4ae4cyzz3p5g4y84lncxjczcreszyqm0mxmjnrjspwrvjj05vf3d7jlss7ag3xcf2c2phqmyetqwjldasjlmrmk Smash buy those sats on payday peeps! <br/><br/><br/><br/> <img src="https://blossom.primal.net/7d0dc49ab755f79f13ad90f4a3828762d07896f05f84d757defc40aea08e6f5e.jpg"> 2025-09-26T22:14:14Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqspxr655hfe5433n9frqzjk98tksnaxyphev5ut804hyuuvhj77dkqzyqm0mxmjnrjspwrvjj05vf3d7jlss7ag3xcf2c2phqmyetqwjldasgltumw Getting back into cooking to stack more sats. Smothered chicken with rice and broccoli. <br/><br/><br/><br/> <img src="https://blossom.primal.net/3c56693502a46dd602aeeb416b5185afb48439d8cbcb9f0bf409715ccea6fabf.jpg"> 2025-09-26T00:55:49Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9wqjdc3s638nx92mcfrkzzzv8rxnt4a6kuyvl77rdqqq6pu4vkyszyqm0mxmjnrjspwrvjj05vf3d7jlss7ag3xcf2c2phqmyetqwjldas526a94 Forgiveness is the greatest gift you can ever give yourself. <br/><br/> 2025-09-23T23:38:43Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgcaznv4kppcnplj3ugqkk87vk9wxwtuhsnldgdsa55av36ca6xkgzyqm0mxmjnrjspwrvjj05vf3d7jlss7ag3xcf2c2phqmyetqwjldask580vn Cooking from scratch to save and stack more sats. Chicken n&#39; dumplins for days! <br/><br/><br/><br/> <img src="https://blossom.primal.net/fd648edc4b3093b83a556df3d9f124aca5283ac0d1cde0440be96a42b22b0773.jpg"> 2025-09-23T02:45:18Z