https://njump.me https://njump.me/npub1y6ppj7dnjp72hzss9jr5v6ds2me6c639kd36pu0gnqr8vx4g7css9temqm https://njump.me/nevent1qqsg7gtewcudluxyf5s8atlwk7ck3a7t3mcgr30t44zmgyswwvnf8rgzyqngyxtekwg8e2u2zqkgw3nfkpt08tr2ykek8g83azvqvas64rmzzjm4z0t Overhearing two coworkers weigh in on everything they consider cringe, and realizing they&#39;re so miserable they probably watch Interstellar and root for the Time Dilation 2024-01-04T19:12:31Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsg8esh96htr0gp3lv6hnkq0ty03tq32yx32aqrs0yfz44yyv70gqqzyqngyxtekwg8e2u2zqkgw3nfkpt08tr2ykek8g83azvqvas64rmzz2rwzqa My ancestors spent generations painstakingly domesticating wild plants to become crops that can sustain the population of continents, I whisper to myself as I toss another dessicated houseplant into the trash 2024-01-01T18:37:33Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsx5fn5c4r5txmzn4etpm2wmuhpceujzk05wzkt37y65kx2p7zmurczyqngyxtekwg8e2u2zqkgw3nfkpt08tr2ykek8g83azvqvas64rmzzx4snmp One day you&#39;ve got a favorite waitress at the all night diner near the bars, then seemingly the next you&#39;re saving your favorite socks for a certain day, as a special treat 2023-12-23T19:12:49Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsp26t725kuave3ljrsh86k32ackp2d6k6xzqrj3aczspz22hqvu2gzyqngyxtekwg8e2u2zqkgw3nfkpt08tr2ykek8g83azvqvas64rmzz0mq5ss The holidays make this murder shack feel like a murder home<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/111/631/082/704/576/125/original/71364d1d53ff5edd.jpg"> 2023-12-23T18:15:11Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs89vv8aj9m45sv77jnz5f7yumq4tc74gv0g2l3ak2rtqvuaxqqarqzyqngyxtekwg8e2u2zqkgw3nfkpt08tr2ykek8g83azvqvas64rmzzxzpysq Tired: *apologizing at the start of a conference call for sounding hoarse*<br/><br/>Wired: *announcing that you&#39;ll be making this particular conference call a Blues session* 2023-12-13T01:57:07Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfqh4qp3djpu8pyxmy2t3w3qrs255qm5y3zwfkys77vhgflqstg8szyqngyxtekwg8e2u2zqkgw3nfkpt08tr2ykek8g83azvqvas64rmzze6fazj Just listened to two baristas who were struggling to get the timeline straight on the Glasnost/Perestroika era, then (before I could open my mouth to offer any helpful clarification) they referred to it as the &#34;Late 1900s&#34; and I could feel the textiles in my clothing slowly morph into Victorian garments 2023-11-30T13:24:51Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswkeskzujvydew3vku4md6vk490y30d8cmhpp0hg86umwl8jwlrqszyqngyxtekwg8e2u2zqkgw3nfkpt08tr2ykek8g83azvqvas64rmzzlypp8z JESUS SAVES, BY CUTTING OUT THE MIDDLE MAN AND BUYING DIRECTLY FROM THE MANUFACTURER THEN PASSING THOSE SAVINGS ON TO YOU 2023-11-25T00:08:00Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqspsayl35e9cwypmzvrtm2sevxu0kup2nj43y8aeu3txk2g366fktczyqngyxtekwg8e2u2zqkgw3nfkpt08tr2ykek8g83azvqvas64rmzzmnzej9 Not now babydoll, I&#39;m trying to solve this golden puzzle box that was handed to me by a mysterious treasure down in the marketplace 2023-11-10T13:37:40Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8uwulvs4gcnv06vw092e8typ4ed9xzk7zfzudua0uvv0pe73ur6qzyqngyxtekwg8e2u2zqkgw3nfkpt08tr2ykek8g83azvqvas64rmzzywqvks I just rearranged my sock drawer to get all the athletic socks and dress socks to fit together, I didn&#39;t choose the thug life, the thug life chose me 2023-11-09T12:50:13Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsg45vpvzvj58p329n7rexkslzq7ns07smsxpnzcu4d7g3ltumat9czyqngyxtekwg8e2u2zqkgw3nfkpt08tr2ykek8g83azvqvas64rmzzz9zsm3 Every time someone goes to a water park, an Iron Maiden T-shirt loses its sleeves 2023-11-07T12:52:36Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0k2zpdxr6yyv7pwjz9jy9zh9cezk7573w6lzfhs3t76vfearh8pczyqngyxtekwg8e2u2zqkgw3nfkpt08tr2ykek8g83azvqvas64rmzzufma8r In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9qytwhr35903agfmvkqff9v37w02fd6vmqhk85gy9kqrd3u5p7mqpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43qqz5u60'>nevent1q…5u60</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1k4qmle0sq0u0fwfz8l7zr85j3ag07z0v3lzj7xrkz5v6sfxdd00ss73lsq" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>npub1k4qmle0sq0u0fwfz8l7zr85j3ag07z0v3lzj7xrkz5v6sfxdd00ss73lsq</span> (<span class="italic">npub1k4q…3lsq</span>)</a></span> <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1x2pw2mfe5n46xgsrnnn0ncnyrxhk7w0dxjff0duleeqpw8evsa3qcfq72x" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>npub1x2pw2mfe5n46xgsrnnn0ncnyrxhk7w0dxjff0duleeqpw8evsa3qcfq72x</span> (<span class="italic">npub1x2p…q72x</span>)</a></span> <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1qzsyeedhs7uyp4mvz48mdh03ekxs6v7fajqurmy3mnachq0ufqyqaj9002" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>npub1qzsyeedhs7uyp4mvz48mdh03ekxs6v7fajqurmy3mnachq0ufqyqaj9002</span> (<span class="italic">npub1qzs…9002</span>)</a></span> <br/>Yeah, fuck that guy in particular 2023-10-16T18:22:49Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsws97v7002d2h4pnqyxf7v27k2sza8549jywa2ttv5pt6dz84430szyqngyxtekwg8e2u2zqkgw3nfkpt08tr2ykek8g83azvqvas64rmzzkausdj I need a bakery that includes dietary information about how many items are required to feel like your parents are proud of you 2023-10-16T15:58:45Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsp8ggdmfvzj08f72w7pgu40va5x392cu4ua2ywtn997p7rg05rqeszyqngyxtekwg8e2u2zqkgw3nfkpt08tr2ykek8g83azvqvas64rmzzxtqyw6 I was literally just about to go for a healthy jog, when instead I spent the last twenty years living like a bear prepping to hibernate 2023-09-11T12:09:47Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsful7fdh0q0vghdapcv29eezsnp5qncxamvmu6w5n9v2d6mxnrqvszyqngyxtekwg8e2u2zqkgw3nfkpt08tr2ykek8g83azvqvas64rmzzd544k3 My brain, and food I shouldn&#39;t eat<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/111/009/166/251/168/164/original/fac38610b0ccefc7.jpg"> 2023-09-04T22:13:10Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyfex2wvujm34427t055q2s93vg7vdjf8n3hper9wr6quj3m6ad6szyqngyxtekwg8e2u2zqkgw3nfkpt08tr2ykek8g83azvqvas64rmzzhqjtjh It&#39;s completely normal to experience an erection during tense or anxious situations, such as an important presentation<br/><br/>HR: *explaining that it still doesn&#39;t make it an appropriate place to hang the PowerPoint remote* 2023-09-02T17:16:26Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsv94hge3keld7xmqqn89gw559ucep6lxad08w7yr9qhkc006k7k9qzyqngyxtekwg8e2u2zqkgw3nfkpt08tr2ykek8g83azvqvas64rmzz0l5zwg The barista I have a crush on: *nervously avoiding eye contact*<br/><br/>Me: *seductively using my Neti Pot as I wait at the counter for my drink* 2023-08-29T19:37:48Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8acvvmgp8fr5eg7m5dxugh8n40mphcz5qhlzc8fpa6ypjj2v69fqzyqngyxtekwg8e2u2zqkgw3nfkpt08tr2ykek8g83azvqvas64rmzzlq44xc I don&#39;t even care what I owe Paul anymore, I&#39;m robbing Peter because he&#39;s an easy mark 2023-08-27T21:15:08Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqszkfnf8twrvrujntdtv9awgpg8xtda3hv6sekptmvxfmsszvffengzyqngyxtekwg8e2u2zqkgw3nfkpt08tr2ykek8g83azvqvas64rmzzjttsl6 Choosing the type of pet you want to share your life with is just deciding what gut-wrenching heartbreak cycle you want to be on 2023-08-26T14:44:13Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvz06z7t5n8lmu02x2maxz4ud9c08g0t0ee3njyzge05zq3fqkfvszyqngyxtekwg8e2u2zqkgw3nfkpt08tr2ykek8g83azvqvas64rmzz2l7ucg My screenshots are a digital archive of my failures to properly understand the buttons on my phone 2023-08-24T21:42:55Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrjdmquhge6z6ya2wartzm2fqxwytch6xkhsp3ymgx9enst2el94szyqngyxtekwg8e2u2zqkgw3nfkpt08tr2ykek8g83azvqvas64rmzznj9zte After Hot Girl Summer comes Autistic Guy Autumn, and boy am I ready for y&#39;all to leave me tf alone 2023-08-24T18:43:55Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstctuwwqscs23ua7ayllrmgtud6a982p7fc0j6dtjjwa6j6e4wjrszyqngyxtekwg8e2u2zqkgw3nfkpt08tr2ykek8g83azvqvas64rmzzdl4w0l I need the kind of sleep that skirts the margins of invoking a living will 2023-08-23T23:11:09Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqsudpf7kevud4s5yrq698l6wun605q9dr7ctamj0w644xysdpc7gzyqngyxtekwg8e2u2zqkgw3nfkpt08tr2ykek8g83azvqvas64rmzzp7yzwa I&#39;m rejecting modernity and embracing tradition by having my mental health crisis declared a case of demonic possession 2023-08-23T19:51:41Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqszpw50wf6thkk227qa3wmklmlkd24u0zvyp4w9mc62s5dqg9dc0qczyqngyxtekwg8e2u2zqkgw3nfkpt08tr2ykek8g83azvqvas64rmzzk6l8g7 I don&#39;t understand why people don&#39;t want to talk with me, I&#39;m only ever unpleasant and exhausting to be around 2023-08-22T13:39:11Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvfra79htyys8ng9gxk5l3zs0ff3kz4ehg2drxhld0g7s5lfn8qwgzyqngyxtekwg8e2u2zqkgw3nfkpt08tr2ykek8g83azvqvas64rmzz5t6nny Missed Connection: I was eating a rotisserie chicken in the dark, you opened the wrong storage closet door and saw my Lemon Pepper smeared face, but you looked lovely lit by fluorescents in the hallway 2023-08-21T19:03:18Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs958ddpr7pjwsp8tu2dqwwa98zkjs0n5ecxpkgyh2hxncrscqqz7qzyqngyxtekwg8e2u2zqkgw3nfkpt08tr2ykek8g83azvqvas64rmzzsnndye The feeling upon opening a new tube of toothpaste, after spending the last month using vise grips to extract every molecule from the old one<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/110/922/048/587/015/382/original/9647f49bd59cb48f.jpg"> 2023-08-20T12:57:39Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgvxeayny9w9kg4aqqrnzwl409wfv3uydm76d5sl4qss0g256466qzyqngyxtekwg8e2u2zqkgw3nfkpt08tr2ykek8g83azvqvas64rmzz6c7chx Not me charging down the aisle like a Price is Right contestant who&#39;s just had their name called whenever my deli order is ready 2023-08-18T12:40:21Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdguh5rsnshm7qe4u5adaj67zk9yfchmrk3np5lf4et6n3k7q9a9szyqngyxtekwg8e2u2zqkgw3nfkpt08tr2ykek8g83azvqvas64rmzz4egxgs Me: *cavorting in the spray of the sprinklers*<br/><br/>Firemen trying to evacuate the building: *not embracing this carefree moment* 2023-08-16T01:46:16Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrhagxqppkr4tgpedzg8dmtrl4amfs5k6qqzsspgw6wfhv5eam4lqzyqngyxtekwg8e2u2zqkgw3nfkpt08tr2ykek8g83azvqvas64rmzzx5xpkk Me: *crying myself softly to sleep*<br/><br/>The passengers on my helicopter tour: *not really validating where I am emotionally right now* 2023-08-13T19:55:28Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2me4rnasljrv0njxrusw9vp7texvqlkzlgdz9m8l957cmdgsq98szyqngyxtekwg8e2u2zqkgw3nfkpt08tr2ykek8g83azvqvas64rmzzly208z Two of the wealthiest men in the history of humanity have decided to have a cage match for complicated reasons involving their feelings, and I&#39;m just fuckin tired man, so fuckin tired 2023-08-11T20:01:27Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8rfajux0s2tyj6xg3hgahdjyderrrv06nlrgvzpyqzuctrjanh6czyqngyxtekwg8e2u2zqkgw3nfkpt08tr2ykek8g83azvqvas64rmzzrvtctx I don&#39;t need AI to make art for me, I need AI to stand in line at the DMV for me 2023-08-11T11:59:44Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsg3srqmhqc35x4jkwtdx58dlx2vmkerplwww0n9294hrveyeutq9qzyqngyxtekwg8e2u2zqkgw3nfkpt08tr2ykek8g83azvqvas64rmzzj3namr Labor Day watching retailers putting out Halloween decorations in August<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/110/867/104/394/644/755/original/6b3df45a5dc2d48a.jpg"> 2023-08-10T20:12:55Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrem3cmr4kz9f8s49jkmhf68s5z3yfgwusv74yh226zukm342xt4qzyqngyxtekwg8e2u2zqkgw3nfkpt08tr2ykek8g83azvqvas64rmzzaklk4t -Zombie Apocalypse-<br/><br/>Group Leader- *explaining the need for absolute quiet as we try to sneak past a shambling horde*<br/><br/>Me- *unable to hear her explanations as I nervously unvelcro and re-velcro my shoes* 2023-08-10T02:07:58Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgv82lrwfu0e2mq9sxvh6deum3wwskf7ptywvfsepevq0ced656vqzyqngyxtekwg8e2u2zqkgw3nfkpt08tr2ykek8g83azvqvas64rmzzumf5wa I need an email signature that conveys that I&#39;m a serious professional in my chosen field, and also that I would prefer to never be contacted by anyone, for any reason 2023-08-08T23:23:43Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsy5y3hxlefp97pf94s2vdvw7cvth4fevsrvvkyl6w3v5gd29jr6dczyqngyxtekwg8e2u2zqkgw3nfkpt08tr2ykek8g83azvqvas64rmzzgqwvc4 Did you ever wonder if bears are so angry because they expect our different color jackets to signify different flavors? 2023-08-08T22:04:29Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0cgltn82vp8xu7275lsdq2cmhnfpr90gct4hssxhw0avem9f2ejqzyqngyxtekwg8e2u2zqkgw3nfkpt08tr2ykek8g83azvqvas64rmzzg75lxf What I actually look like as I type LMFAO into the groupchat<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/110/851/212/500/328/780/original/6de65443e9cf30c3.jpg"> 2023-08-08T00:43:07Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsppfahlgxquqsdp866fnucx7pce3t6wg7s6ct3tm7ztm5sl5uaqnszyqngyxtekwg8e2u2zqkgw3nfkpt08tr2ykek8g83azvqvas64rmzzpr6uzk In movies a reckoning is always a trial by combat, or some elaborate labor, whereas in my life a reckoning is far more likely to be an out of order men&#39;s room, or a girl scout troop that I owe cookie money 2023-08-07T16:00:43Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswqr47d7lw46yxaa48edxw7q3hd6rap6hns5gtsq04a2lp2cdw6rszyqngyxtekwg8e2u2zqkgw3nfkpt08tr2ykek8g83azvqvas64rmzz90e4rp Me: *very confident I know how to make love*<br/><br/>The guy at the lumber counter at Home Depot: *gently redirecting me* 2023-08-07T12:08:51Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqst4tvhcj6n7xwlzvet8j5nqhp8m389vmavdasyx66z909r25m6hnszyqngyxtekwg8e2u2zqkgw3nfkpt08tr2ykek8g83azvqvas64rmzz0p7yp9 She&#39;s a 10, but she keeps shovels and trash bags in her trunk 2023-08-07T00:21:09Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsw3elh6y52dlxh4qzkh3fzm4uzjh97czeelff0afzer8gpvlpsehczyqngyxtekwg8e2u2zqkgw3nfkpt08tr2ykek8g83azvqvas64rmzz3gkwer There is no longer trip than the elevator ride back to your floor with the plunger you just got from the Hotel Desk 2023-08-06T13:30:03Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsghenkxslv2mheg7tjh2d54nyxcmx2e9kvny4e6xspw57w0ekhteczyqngyxtekwg8e2u2zqkgw3nfkpt08tr2ykek8g83azvqvas64rmzzhx33p2 My ancestors circumnavigated the globe using wooden ships and hand drawn charts, I whisper to myself as I get lost in my hometown again 2023-08-05T22:50:53Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstgkc49rjyedwgcevw55csm075799estxpmrrhhp0yae26v50jmjgzyqngyxtekwg8e2u2zqkgw3nfkpt08tr2ykek8g83azvqvas64rmzzxgmpey Watching the lethal trap I set on the break room microwave<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/110/837/360/920/256/023/original/bb93a714139f2613.jpg"> 2023-08-05T14:00:17Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8swyz2z5la440st8t6vmzsdr2mzqhw7kdyt357ht5et2a43rnjnqzyqngyxtekwg8e2u2zqkgw3nfkpt08tr2ykek8g83azvqvas64rmzzqy2yuv Asking for another refill on my chips and salsa, as I &#34;wait for my friends&#34;<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/110/836/890/080/776/320/original/b696240fda786a61.jpg"> 2023-08-05T12:00:54Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdzu2nkg9l8ejjksyygggyhgmmdch6e5fvewylp5qjluvqqcl70lczyqngyxtekwg8e2u2zqkgw3nfkpt08tr2ykek8g83azvqvas64rmzz8szkcl People keep pointing out to me the things I&#39;m doing wrong, and I need everyone to understand that I&#39;m already doing things as wrong as I can 2023-08-03T18:55:55Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2vxhqt8wvxlml7e2cag72kquy2zud004qcerfnr0qcy3wyu9tv9qzyqngyxtekwg8e2u2zqkgw3nfkpt08tr2ykek8g83azvqvas64rmzzmvutad I haven&#39;t been here very long, but I wanted to tell you all how much I love you, and how I&#39;d like to have you back to my murder shack later, I mean shack....just a regular ol&#39; shack 2023-08-02T23:26:57Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsv86lkq8xlf2r8wfp8yv38nw6srxg74jh7uwlpe404vyzuuve0c0czyqngyxtekwg8e2u2zqkgw3nfkpt08tr2ykek8g83azvqvas64rmzz2vvnxf *stepping very carefully over writhing bodies at an orgy* HAS ANYONE SEEN THE KEYS TO A GRAND CARAVAN? I&#39;M LATE FOR TAEKWONDO 2023-08-02T21:51:20Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswfhqle9g5cu8309284rltq65lkfuux9zuc08gufqy3ntd852gqdqzyqngyxtekwg8e2u2zqkgw3nfkpt08tr2ykek8g83azvqvas64rmzzcl0zmd Therapist: *explaining that it&#39;s common for neurodivergent people to confuse sharing obscure facts with emotional intimacy*<br/><br/>Me: *interrupting her to point out how few synonyms there are for the word &#39;Tree&#39; in the English language* 2023-08-02T12:35:42Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqst73lc36jpv6gxf664ntue0vpttakgh298750ynmckrufp0ty4lpgzyqngyxtekwg8e2u2zqkgw3nfkpt08tr2ykek8g83azvqvas64rmzzc35dy6 Me, stopping myself as I was explaining to my younger coworkers why I have no digital pics from high school or college<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/110/815/961/715/011/291/original/ff176d2028546759.jpg"> 2023-08-01T19:18:34Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8etfg8767akrx8sr9rhltxq33zc6qcwlpwmnc4urd3pea5q7w2wczyqngyxtekwg8e2u2zqkgw3nfkpt08tr2ykek8g83azvqvas64rmzze3x06r I don&#39;t have a personality, I have a finely crafted set of Kabuki masks that I use to conceal that I am just noise and matter 2023-08-01T16:13:51Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgc0gmrqk50nq34qz7vrpzqs6023u7jn76356n43s9274rtc48rvszyqngyxtekwg8e2u2zqkgw3nfkpt08tr2ykek8g83azvqvas64rmzzuhf8pc You can&#39;t taxidermy all your problems away 2023-08-01T12:11:12Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsg6ekr442fy0yzjdcm79k23lzuxnnszpp3hdge87z6qs2jywz93xqzyqngyxtekwg8e2u2zqkgw3nfkpt08tr2ykek8g83azvqvas64rmzzt2re40 Apparently washing someone&#39;s hair for them while they soak in their tub is only relaxing if they know you 2023-07-31T12:19:13Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2am50hsqlm2e6s8t6gj73zfa5jydrp76v7vyfsfvvscug394h0mszyqngyxtekwg8e2u2zqkgw3nfkpt08tr2ykek8g83azvqvas64rmzzgn08vn When you and your friend are going to dress up as a horse together, but then you remember you don&#39;t actually have a friend<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/110/797/258/326/324/415/original/6241d1b3baee7339.jpg"> 2023-07-29T12:02:02Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgw2ge7lc80c53pw90w8ma4t3mwy27jxkyuqldecr5h86uetz8gfqzyqngyxtekwg8e2u2zqkgw3nfkpt08tr2ykek8g83azvqvas64rmzz043vd9 Website: ENTER NEW PASSWORD<br/><br/>Me: SheHulk<br/><br/>WS: PASSWORD MUST CONTAIN A SPECIAL CHARACTER<br/><br/>Me: SheHulkfeaturingDaredevil 2023-07-24T18:16:29Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqf59gvkgek6p2w60yaded6l76wynec2xcrwulrrxvujf9r62puhczyqngyxtekwg8e2u2zqkgw3nfkpt08tr2ykek8g83azvqvas64rmzz4sv0v7 Me at 2:17am, as I remember telling the grocery cashier how it must be great to listen to this fantastic music all day<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/110/765/195/154/621/901/original/63584440886acb88.jpeg"> 2023-07-23T20:14:22Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2unjllycwv4qtzfjl5rmt5h4dj8s800dcwe2wj602awdagun5k9gzyqngyxtekwg8e2u2zqkgw3nfkpt08tr2ykek8g83azvqvas64rmzzcm2d65 WHICH ONE OF YOU ASSHOLES WANTS TO GET MATCHING PAJAMAS AND MAKE NACHOS WITH ME 2023-07-23T16:15:29Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8c6elw329l0pq4kcyr3gddfw3cldqnwdzs3l7739phjc9e083awczyqngyxtekwg8e2u2zqkgw3nfkpt08tr2ykek8g83azvqvas64rmzzfj0qq5 In 150 years we will be the old timey ghosts to that era, and instead of wandering twilit shorelines mourning love lost to the sea, we&#39;ll instead haunt abandoned Starbucks locations, forever searching for a Wi-fi signal 2023-07-22T20:41:16Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs97ltus59ysxkuq9u48wp4ewldlasuyrnseph3e08vnqqfyx9rayqzyqngyxtekwg8e2u2zqkgw3nfkpt08tr2ykek8g83azvqvas64rmzzfxpxwj I need you all to bear with me while I&#39;m intensely awkward and unfriendly for the rest of my life 2023-07-19T17:22:03Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0pj0thrtqhnxljq33su70gzfzd850ngxhjlgnv5ad8kv4eef0q8qzyqngyxtekwg8e2u2zqkgw3nfkpt08tr2ykek8g83azvqvas64rmzznt2w52 &#34;I speak for the trees&#34; the Lorax whispers to himself as he watches a lumber company executive through the scope of a rifle 2023-07-18T16:20:31Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvaaqhkzxrmpra0akr35w48k269sk59ejws7r7f7pw4066x2c8mkgzyqngyxtekwg8e2u2zqkgw3nfkpt08tr2ykek8g83azvqvas64rmzza72kjc I was in the mosh pit for Rage Against the Machine&#39;s set at Lollapalooza &#39;93, I explain to the cashier as I scroll my phone for a coupon for my preferred brand of heartburn medication 2023-07-16T23:14:45Z