2026-10-02T19:37:14Z https://njump.me Laurie Voss https://njump.me/npub1yrg25khcm8344zcpeg7q8a6wnyf2t3cmlr23l2yzm7p9qqygyrvs989cez https://files.alpaca.gold/files.alpaca.gold/accounts/avatars/109/529/688/556/279/812/original/1304eacaed692701.jpeg https://files.alpaca.gold/files.alpaca.gold/accounts/avatars/109/529/688/556/279/812/original/1304eacaed692701.jpeg https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8xsxa89am53la7vhndzf3cwgyjv8ay2hde2jey6jtkakvrxdp55czyqsdp2j6lrv7xk5tq89rcqlhf6v39fw8r0ud28agst0cy5qq3qsdjm62lcj Somebody blocked me because I said autonomous vehicles are safer than human drivers. I apologize for facts not fitting your stated position. 2026-07-24T23:09:05Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsy9frxa9ljp8lch3c2ye4u5xh7pnyrnx53zypl8pt3fu9ycm3k2zgzyqsdp2j6lrv7xk5tq89rcqlhf6v39fw8r0ud28agst0cy5qq3qsdj637p8a Congratulations to everybody who did not buy SpaceX stock today. 2026-06-12T00:46:51Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswx6n2cnchj5rqe5ccdyvaqmqf4l0mn5sc2gp9nxhyk64edmympyqzyqsdp2j6lrv7xk5tq89rcqlhf6v39fw8r0ud28agst0cy5qq3qsdj0kj3ah In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsrsg2lzfwtdrjn57dwll0l9thttqk2428046fhsnzt0a82azpnhyc2jagck'>nevent1q…agck</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>TIL there are grown adults who believe Michael Jackson was innocent. It&#39;s amazing what you can believe if you really really want it to be true. 2026-06-06T20:23:10Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrsg2lzfwtdrjn57dwll0l9thttqk2428046fhsnzt0a82azpnhyczyqsdp2j6lrv7xk5tq89rcqlhf6v39fw8r0ud28agst0cy5qq3qsdjprq0vn Michael Jackson&#39;s music is making a comeback on TikTok and I really need Gen Alpha or whoever is responsible to learn that he was a child molester which is why we stopped listening to him. 2026-06-06T02:52:49Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqszfc5k4js0el3ggvnky4hmxhh463lc8vh2zzcm647arf2dennxwqqzyqsdp2j6lrv7xk5tq89rcqlhf6v39fw8r0ud28agst0cy5qq3qsdjel0wqf In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqst7t4yak8rpy3akql8my2nzj2eraela6hf364ndyw4lspggt3ndmsleegl0'>nevent1q…egl0</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>What happens if you pull-to-refresh a couple of times? 2026-05-10T19:46:55Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsr905ql4747x49us265xdq0t30r2269lau090mzfnz5gvce2x8rmczyqsdp2j6lrv7xk5tq89rcqlhf6v39fw8r0ud28agst0cy5qq3qsdjx4pze4 Every model name of car by Dodge is also an instruction to avoid something. Dodge Ram, Dodge dart, dodge viper. 2026-05-10T16:10:29Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqszajjxay3c534jjqz3tugsv3rn60t96awkez9qhgp5engn8znaa8czyqsdp2j6lrv7xk5tq89rcqlhf6v39fw8r0ud28agst0cy5qq3qsdj73wzfg Hello internet, here is the most recent picture of my dog. I would love to see the most recent picture of your own dog.<br/> <img src="https://files.alpaca.gold/files.alpaca.gold/media_attachments/files/116/548/131/974/823/323/original/d31c89c597c4806f.jpg"> <br/> 2026-05-10T03:22:42Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfghjzfc868a28yvkfhuzu7pdra00fgal034fr5phdrwjgru3j6eszyqsdp2j6lrv7xk5tq89rcqlhf6v39fw8r0ud28agst0cy5qq3qsdjxg9l7l Shipped on <a href="https://alpaca.blue">https://alpaca.blue</a> today:<br/>• Profile pages with banner, bio, stats, follow button, and Posts/Replies/Media/Videos tabs<br/>• Native Mastodon quote posts<br/>• Embedded GIFs and link cards now show in thread replies<br/>• Many, many bug fixes. 2026-05-09T21:26:58Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsw6xs26a8d9fgr94nxu2p9hjsyenjzeyq5gtcppxjnmcsvsk593xgzyqsdp2j6lrv7xk5tq89rcqlhf6v39fw8r0ud28agst0cy5qq3qsdjcdtn8f My talk about MCP vs A2A is one of my most-watched talks ever; here&#39;s a new one: MCP vs. just letting your agent use bash. Who will win? I ran 500 evals to find out.<br/><br/><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfITzVcUkZA">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfITzVcUkZA</a> 2026-04-29T19:02:55Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgugzdkcwart604n6nhh3q4mrqjj27j4ylq6wdjhf36lyp0028k7szyqsdp2j6lrv7xk5tq89rcqlhf6v39fw8r0ud28agst0cy5qq3qsdjntny67 The millennial experience is growing up reading Calvin and Hobbes and realizing you have become his dad. 2026-04-19T18:49:18Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxr53nmg9qa95nkhec2zp70348rxa9q8uk0qsv4497q844m6wrevgzyqsdp2j6lrv7xk5tq89rcqlhf6v39fw8r0ud28agst0cy5qq3qsdj2gjvm0 Madonna is 67 and rose directly from kneeling to a standing position without making audible groans. That alone should have been enough to drive the crowd wild. <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTkuddvP9/">https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTkuddvP9/</a> 2026-04-18T19:18:52Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2jq0cjukzvddjte0peve7z5dlqhz5pn3au8q3maw9vznzy20ux4gzyqsdp2j6lrv7xk5tq89rcqlhf6v39fw8r0ud28agst0cy5qq3qsdjvdcprv What I&#39;m really looking for in an AI datacenter is something light and breathable using natural fabrics. 2026-04-15T18:18:17Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsv8p4nsrc0ujv49t9plc25ax58ss7r4dnn3muct88n9rxx2npdjqqzyqsdp2j6lrv7xk5tq89rcqlhf6v39fw8r0ud28agst0cy5qq3qsdju24e0y Your annual reminder that the USA is the only country where everyone has to manually file taxes every year. Every other country just deducts what you owe and doesn&#39;t bug you about it. The only reason it works this way is because Intuit lobbies to keep it this way. 2026-04-15T14:44:06Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsy6yxg33sundwa7dgfwwq0rgtz075w54c3nu4yrf9r3dalqvh7h5czyqsdp2j6lrv7xk5tq89rcqlhf6v39fw8r0ud28agst0cy5qq3qsdj084jj5 All coffee is iced coffee if you forget about it long enough. 2026-04-13T17:40:57Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsy3vm5urlx6vzu845gapk3n7xm0a27llj5uxjmgrn4kz0pgphmfyqzyqsdp2j6lrv7xk5tq89rcqlhf6v39fw8r0ud28agst0cy5qq3qsdjmav4cj In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqswr9tc6nex2kq7auzfqw723h28y4q22t6fpjd38gn2n3ph05zlalsgmgm55'>nevent1q…gm55</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>There really are a bunch of tedious bastards on here, aren&#39;t there? I remember why I left. 2026-03-24T21:34:17Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsra5xywez66gvfxh9w3jddr3yjaym6zvg5hvae5n0su7hhr0p2muszyqsdp2j6lrv7xk5tq89rcqlhf6v39fw8r0ud28agst0cy5qq3qsdj569ra2 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs0udxshm3t6ru2wgma37cjf35hfuntx34waryxns9pzux0em4rlyqr3ehrj'>nevent1q…ehrj</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I was not aware of those! I&#39;ll add support. 2026-03-24T21:18:25Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsf8u7takt0z96vgmp9ztupefdhfu289c8dkudsgskhlhxdyyxmxqszyqsdp2j6lrv7xk5tq89rcqlhf6v39fw8r0ud28agst0cy5qq3qsdjd74uj8 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2vyvqlmjaqrug5zqgshcau7v3fzkkeu8xzgndcexszvmp22fkxmgq7clrv'>nevent1q…clrv</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Me personally, and also anyone who uses the app. It&#39;s just a mastodon client, fetching the timeline. It looks like every other mastodon client. 2026-03-24T21:10:38Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxpgejg78yc6ywcdm0g6j0nhj5paqs0ldcxa9kv30m7x8vzc5y3hczyqsdp2j6lrv7xk5tq89rcqlhf6v39fw8r0ud28agst0cy5qq3qsdjfrnxug In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsvf4v82rft3rs2td8mtzlgzswvxm2jt0elzz33gtulpa748xjyzyq5czdr8'>nevent1q…zdr8</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>You would need to block me from following you, I suppose. 2026-03-24T20:44:24Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsg233yhd5kj9cgwhm9epk3jnzjrqeqfdrt8rhaytxf2fhmmxc7zvgzyqsdp2j6lrv7xk5tq89rcqlhf6v39fw8r0ud28agst0cy5qq3qsdjd393kk <a href="https://zeitgeist.blue">https://zeitgeist.blue</a> is a multi-social-network app that summarizes your feed for the last 24 hours to let you catch up with doomscrolling. Now with support for Mastodon! 2026-03-14T19:45:08Z