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i have the yongle emperor he is safe in my car ...

2026-11-06T14:51:42Z

i have the yongle emperor he is safe in my car

local hypergenius assembles ikea cabinet without looking at the ...

2026-11-06T11:29:20Z

local hypergenius assembles ikea cabinet without looking at the instructions once: assembles so efficiently that there's an entire bag of leftover screws

its insane to me that english has no word for this ubiquitous ...

2026-11-06T00:14:18Z

its insane to me that english has no word for this ubiquitous yearly phenomenon

there's something sublime about calling a popcorn bucket a ...

2026-11-05T10:35:20Z

there's something sublime about calling a popcorn bucket a 'unique vessel crafted to hold your favorite cinema snack'

i went to a movie where little children got melted alive by ...

2026-11-05T10:25:31Z

i went to a movie where little children got melted alive by atomic death rays and they gave me a glow in the dark toy

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2026-11-04T11:30:00Z

world's toughest man quietly suckles breast like a baby

instead of just asking claude about how to use claude, you should ...

2026-11-04T11:27:30Z

instead of just asking claude about how to use claude, you should buy this book instead

prove me wrong ...

2026-11-04T10:07:17Z

prove me wrong

moons town gets blown up in the first five minutes of godzilla ...

2026-11-04T08:39:41Z

moons town gets blown up in the first five minutes of godzilla 2026 not even living in the middle of nowhere can save you smh

what why ...

2026-11-04T08:09:02Z

what

why

if you raped a north korean spy trying to steal state secrets, ...

2026-11-03T23:18:41Z

if you raped a north korean spy trying to steal state secrets, would that be a crime or a heroic action deserving of the medal of freedom?

just asking

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2026-11-03T22:53:46Z

i cant afford storage space. ive completely filled my 5tb of ...

2026-11-03T19:11:48Z

i cant afford storage space. ive completely filled my 5tb of space with dev stuff

in a mobile app, mapping any function to long press is a UX war ...

2026-11-03T16:30:03Z

in a mobile app, mapping any function to long press is a UX war crime. theres no way to know if something is long pressable visually

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2026-11-03T06:48:28Z

3 pm time for beer

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2026-11-03T06:47:52Z

pvp sex on the rise. be careful out there

what about a workout regime where you do nothing for an entire ...

2026-11-03T05:00:16Z

what about a workout regime where you do nothing for an entire month and then go totally berserker mode until all your bones snap and then take another month long break

thats gross ...

2026-11-03T01:35:35Z

thats gross

a moment of silence for all the former friends who dumped us the ...

2026-10-30T18:39:47Z

a moment of silence for all the former friends who dumped us the moment we stopped providing utility

if i were a married woman id jerk my husband off every day i ...

2026-10-29T22:58:27Z

if i were a married woman id jerk my husband off every day i don't see why it's a big deal it takes like 25 seconds a day why are women so stingy about it

ancient greeks being woke and valuing equity ...

2026-10-29T01:01:54Z

ancient greeks being woke and valuing equity

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2026-10-28T14:02:20Z

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2026-10-27T21:02:24Z

people take pictures of their bookshelves and its always shit ...

2026-10-27T18:58:24Z

people take pictures of their bookshelves and its always shit like goethe or pynchon and you literally never see a ubiquitous normal book shaped object in there like 10000 sudoku puzzles, dilbert, the zen of motorcycle maintenance

if you stay at my house and fart into my sofa, i will beat you to ...

2026-10-27T13:54:21Z

if you stay at my house and fart into my sofa, i will beat you to death with a marble bust

streaming the world series https://chat.kallisti.chat/ ...

2026-10-27T00:29:41Z

streaming the world series

https://chat.kallisti.chat/

spooky mascot ...

2026-10-26T22:03:40Z

spooky mascot

i guess that leaves william shatner as the last remaining tos ...

2026-10-26T20:36:09Z

i guess that leaves william shatner as the last remaining tos cast

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2026-10-26T17:22:52Z

💢

ive never seen an ipad mini outside of a restaurant ...

2026-10-26T17:18:47Z

ive never seen an ipad mini outside of a restaurant

401 BC: Greek chud Xenophon discovers beer for the first time in ...

2026-10-26T15:12:01Z

401 BC: Greek chud Xenophon discovers beer for the first time in Armenia, enjoys it very much

no way... ...

2026-10-25T19:58:52Z

no way...

white people should be banned from thrift stores ...

2026-10-25T12:45:49Z

white people should be banned from thrift stores

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squigonometry this whole geometry ...

2026-10-24T13:17:07Z

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squigonometry

this whole geometry thing needs to be stopped

through extensive research, i've discovered a new shape. i ...

2026-10-24T13:07:00Z

through extensive research, i've discovered a new shape. i can't share it with you because it will get stolen

vivek is a sick third world freak that thinks being raped as a ...

2026-10-23T21:24:02Z

vivek is a sick third world freak that thinks being raped as a child means you 'lose honor'

>german festival simulator >truck ramming attack too soon ...

2026-10-23T14:42:33Z

>german festival simulator
>truck ramming attack

too soon

1950, vonnegut ...

2026-10-22T21:08:22Z

1950, vonnegut

it doesnt matter what channel ...

2026-10-21T23:51:24Z

it doesnt matter what channel

so this is... the power... of the folding phone... ...

2026-10-21T15:03:25Z

so this is... the power... of the folding phone...

pov: you bought a two thousand dollar phone to see discord two ...

2026-10-21T15:00:04Z

pov: you bought a two thousand dollar phone to see discord two messages at a time because the aspect ratio is fucked

oh i love radiohead https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvXaFa8tGOw

2026-10-21T14:18:07Z

oh i love radiohead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvXaFa8tGOw

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2026-10-21T12:51:48Z

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Napoleon_Bonaparte_(police_officer)

On October 18, 2026, Napoleon Bonaparte has died

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2026-10-21T10:54:36Z

miss my friends

doomer slop thumbnail of the day ...

2026-10-21T03:51:42Z

doomer slop thumbnail of the day

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2026-10-21T02:50:38Z

kyoto people are the worst in japan for real

after 29 years of publication, nikkei software has released its ...

2026-10-20T13:48:56Z

after 29 years of publication, nikkei software has released its final issue

i don't care that modern nancy is woke because it's a ...

2026-10-19T13:07:11Z

i don't care that modern nancy is woke because it's a billion times better than 90s conservative nancy

@lain you dont get it newspaper comics are avant garde now. some ...

2026-10-19T12:50:02Z

@lain you dont get it

newspaper comics are avant garde now. some time in the last twenty years they realized nobody is reading and they can just do whatever so they circled around to become interesting again

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2026-10-19T12:45:05Z

@lain its a hard job ...

2026-10-19T12:44:11Z

@lain its a hard job

i don't get it what's the message is this political ...

2026-10-19T12:33:14Z

i don't get it

what's the message

is this political

today's nancy ...

2026-10-19T12:32:13Z

today's nancy

remember that time "Y. Yukari" from "Gensokyo, ...

2026-10-19T12:27:02Z

remember that time "Y. Yukari" from "Gensokyo, Japan" featured in Heathcliff

casio EX-S1 (2002) ...

2026-10-19T12:15:40Z

casio EX-S1 (2002)

casio LA-201W (2006) ...

2026-10-19T11:56:16Z

casio LA-201W (2006)

we have to ban white people from this country ffs its getting out ...

2026-10-19T11:50:01Z

we have to ban white people from this country ffs its getting out of hand

i really cant stand people who are more than 15% more autistic ...

2026-10-18T14:45:53Z

i really cant stand people who are more than 15% more autistic than me

my fridge is black ...

2026-10-17T13:32:57Z

my fridge is black

why dont they just send in swiss mercenaries to deal with the ...

2026-10-17T12:57:18Z

why dont they just send in swiss mercenaries to deal with the french peasant revolt of 2026

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than writing ...

2026-10-17T11:43:26Z

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than writing BSD-licensed software. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are designing, programming, debugging and distributing a piece of software for any number of years solely so it can go and get used in proprietary projects by corporations. All the hard work you put into your beautiful software - writing good documentation, making optimizations, making sure it runs well on other machines, formatting it, troubleshooting it. All of it has one simple result: its codebase is more enjoyable for proprietary projects.

Wrote the perfect software? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random corporation who had nothing to do with the way it was developed, who uses it. That corporation gets to use it in spyware and DRM, like Minix and IME. It gets the benefits of the software's innovation and optimization that came from the way you programmed it.

As a programmer who writes BSD-licensed software, you are LITERALLY dedicating however many years of your life simply to program software for proprietary corporate/government projects to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.

we regret to inform you that the japanese company that demands 8 ...

2026-10-15T18:14:22Z

we regret to inform you that the japanese company that demands 8 character alphanumeric passwords has been hacked

>aging systems too complex to maintain are japanese developers ...

2026-10-14T05:41:06Z

>aging systems too complex to maintain

are japanese developers stupid

what if all my unemployed friends started a band and became merry ...

2026-10-13T04:29:05Z

what if all my unemployed friends started a band and became merry highwaymen charging tolls and killing people and retreating into the kings wood at night

i hate to say it but Mugabe was right here ...

2026-10-12T07:07:38Z

i hate to say it but Mugabe was right here

ios photo reframing is spooky left is the original ...

2026-10-11T05:04:57Z

ios photo reframing is spooky

left is the original

YOU HAVE TO GO SEE DIGGER (2026) RIGHT NOW. DO NOT LOOK ANYTHING ...

2026-10-10T08:24:54Z

YOU HAVE TO GO SEE DIGGER (2026) RIGHT NOW. DO NOT LOOK ANYTHING UP ABOUT THIS MOVIE. DONT EVEN LOOK AT THE GENRE. GO WATCH IT IN THEATERS. DO NO WAIT FOR STREAMING IT HAS TO BE IN THEATERS

JUST TRUST ME

if students copypasting from llms is a problem, just make a word ...

2026-10-09T03:12:44Z

if students copypasting from llms is a problem, just make a word processor that timestamps every input and embeds it in the file

i have this stupid idea i want to see work: invent a CD case that ...

2026-10-07T14:07:24Z

i have this stupid idea i want to see work:

invent a CD case that you can feed into a cd player like the Denon disc magazine. literally just a normal CD case but it has a hole in the middle and a hole for the laser and floppy disc style cover, and then a loading mechanism for a CD player to accept the disc magazines

why?

i dont like taking CDs out of cases i keep forgetting to put them back in. i would much prefer the ux of feeding a floppy into a slot, and still having a place to put the cd booklet

as seen on tv ...

2026-10-07T10:26:41Z

as seen on tv

ive come to the conclusion that none of you deserve local ...

2026-10-07T02:42:41Z

ive come to the conclusion that none of you deserve local software.

i have to sign up for a app thats main purpose is to display a ...

2026-10-07T02:23:38Z

i have to sign up for a app thats main purpose is to display a membership id and bar code that never changes

@lain why do germans always start sentences with "in ...

2026-10-07T02:20:38Z

@lain why do germans always start sentences with "in europe" and end them with a retarded statement

war vtuber tabino sora takes a relaxing trip to syria ...

2026-10-06T14:16:40Z

war vtuber tabino sora takes a relaxing trip to syria

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Z7NaTpiAR8

me and the guy who found my airpods case in the movie theater ...

2026-10-06T04:35:47Z

me and the guy who found my airpods case in the movie theater

i have a incredible idea for a startup i need 5 million ...

2026-10-05T18:33:48Z

i have a incredible idea for a startup i need 5 million investment as soon as possible please DM me for details if i dont just spill it for free in the next 5 minutes

why so series ...

2026-10-04T11:02:00Z

why so series

backrooms "how do we turn this creepy web series into a real ...

2026-10-04T08:35:43Z

backrooms

"how do we turn this creepy web series into a real movie?"

"well movies have to be about themes so let's come up with some themes that could plausibly be connected to the concept of a endless liminal space"

"uhhh mental illness, isolation, hostile architecture, memories, AI, uh what else"

"just put everything in there. enough to keep film touring occupied"

"nice now what"

"uhh we need characters what stock characters do we got"

"oh fuck it's lunch time already and we haven't even written a plot where all of this connects in some way"

"quick before we close up add some hazmat suit guys so the children have something they recognize"

6/10

it would require a actually good director to make the navidson ...

2026-10-04T08:22:44Z

it would require a actually good director to make the navidson records into a movie and it couldn't be horror

i saw backrooms the movie and immediately after the end credits a ...

2026-10-04T08:17:34Z

i saw backrooms the movie and immediately after the end credits a bunch of people were like "that wasn't even scary" and got up and left during the post credits scene

panic and start buying lettuce RIGHT NOW ...

2026-09-29T23:27:04Z

panic and start buying lettuce RIGHT NOW

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2026-09-28T23:02:50Z

https://www.bbc.co.uk/history/british/empire_seapower/vermeer_camera_01.shtml

For more than a hundred years, it has been suggested that the great 17th-century Dutch master Johannes Vermeer made use of the camera obscura as an aid to painting. The camera obscura was the predecessor of the photographic camera, but without the light-sensitive film or plate. It is well established that in the 18th century some other famous painters employed the device, the best-known being Canaletto, whose own camera obscura survives in the Correr Museum in Venice. The English portrait painter Sir Joshua Reynolds owned a camera; and the device was widely used by landscape artists, both professional and amateur, up until the invention of chemical photography in the 1830s. With Vermeer the question of whether he used optical methods is more controversial.

woah they added community notes to pleroma ...

2026-09-28T19:37:53Z

woah they added community notes to pleroma

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2026-09-28T13:57:51Z

why didnt they just read the website ...

2026-09-28T13:12:14Z

why didnt they just read the website

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2026-09-28T11:33:27Z

ebussy

https://wiki.gnome.org/Engagement/FootAndCulturalIssue use case ...

2026-09-28T11:32:19Z

https://wiki.gnome.org/Engagement/FootAndCulturalIssue

use case for making the logo not a nationally recognized symbol for "fuck off" in thailand?

Jacob Misiorowski’s first full season: 174.2 IP | 1.80 ERA | ...

2026-09-28T02:39:25Z

Jacob Misiorowski’s first full season: 174.2 IP | 1.80 ERA | 0.80 WHIP | 252 SO | 44 BB | .157 BAA

1.44 strikeouts per inning
.157 BAA means he is making major league batters look like high schoolers

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2026-09-28T01:24:07Z

SF rationalists are so galaxy brained that they decided the best ...

2026-09-27T22:46:18Z

SF rationalists are so galaxy brained that they decided the best way to save humanity and have their ideas on AI risk taken seriously is to have a twitter prostitute organize "SLUTCON" where you pay $3300 to learn how to be respectful to women

@lain this whole bottom part is a hot mess ...

2026-09-27T22:10:29Z

@lain this whole bottom part is a hot mess

@lain jarvis make a-la-mode be more like twitter web where post ...

2026-09-27T22:02:14Z

@lain jarvis make a-la-mode be more like twitter web where post interaction is still displayed while a image is open

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2026-09-27T21:54:27Z

@lain mm namanaka

hey nice website you got there ...

2026-09-27T21:51:21Z

hey nice website you got there

@lain this literally just happened to me ...

2026-09-27T05:40:19Z

@lain this literally just happened to me

there exists a country in asia where most people are not even ...

2026-09-19T20:57:21Z

there exists a country in asia where most people are not even aware of what the political opposition coalition is currently named.

for ameriburgers, this is like as if nobody could tell you what the democratic party is called because they renamed themselves twice in two years and dont have a single politician who is recognizable for a reason that isn't gross incompetence or political scandal.