2026-11-10T23:07:11Z https://njump.me https://njump.me/npub1qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqzqujme https://njump.me/r/relay.utxo.one/inbox https://i.nostr.build/6G6wW.gif https://i.nostr.build/6G6wW.gif https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqqqqrxltnd0hmuh7cag458enc9ty2v0sus4gdxhtl8qhv4v3pr2gprfmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkjmnzdauqygxzmmw9w5glqtuk2ar2guaqskvug74kkhsqjl836q9gtupjrfwzvq4nlhlq In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsw706xyct3vlqmj72hy0gvznas4rupt5qshmmsfpu47e3fmjhhp4gprfmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkjmnzdauqg85w2g'>nevent1q…5w2g</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>What would Mr. Bean do?<br/><br/> <img src="https://blossom.jumble.social/2ffc0bdfd2fa40aad58819bd1b592603fca7628bf044f75b3b5cad35f2e9776d.gif"> 2026-11-10T23:07:11Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqqqqdy37q4pvzde5hsj4wqhzmqhjv3ceg5qv6xqcx9wmf24g893gprfmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkjmnzdauqygxzmmw9w5glqtuk2ar2guaqskvug74kkhsqjl836q9gtupjrfwzvqytl3mx In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqqqqgsv3ytmkz0tfnckmleew0x7uqrsus3zxc5kfjquz3sv2t0ecpzemhxue69uhkz6tjvee8jtn4w3ux7tn0dejj73txznc'>nevent1q…xznc</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/> <img src="https://blossom.jumble.social/04ac7106f47c5b76d58bc1076c05e2999f5a4eb4c97bd9ff53cba0a02ea129d9.gif"> 2026-11-10T22:53:23Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqqqqgsv3ytmkz0tfnckmleew0x7uqrsus3zxc5kfjquz3sv2t0ecprfmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkjmnzdauqygxzmmw9w5glqtuk2ar2guaqskvug74kkhsqjl836q9gtupjrfwzvqdkhk5z In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqqqxntkkrmhdsd8gncg5tal9q8yxm627z4r3m9gjgkwtt0gfy8xspzdmhxue69uhhwmm59e6hg7r09ehkuef0jnpttl'>nevent1q…pttl</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/> <img src="https://blossom.jumble.social/c877f9d61727e373697d7b325742648a6e95de741cd4f8c28a9f67c16f7a8ee4.gif"> 2026-11-10T22:52:24Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsw706xyct3vlqmj72hy0gvznas4rupt5qshmmsfpu47e3fmjhhp4gprfmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkjmnzdauqygrenxq5zct58u38jqr2kyx0mqaaxwkl7g7gtewe6z2flhtqlrceqyh3ufdk In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqqqxntkkrmhdsd8gncg5tal9q8yxm627z4r3m9gjgkwtt0gfy8xsvdylt9'>nevent1q…ylt9</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Ask yourself… what would potus do? 2026-11-10T22:50:37Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsy9f88jxuauhk64nytkst8wjf905tve8fcjrtamksgvvwzrr05clsprfmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkjmnzdauqygqqqqpqvuz6h8nn077fhtf2yhwuzl68k9w9jn4w8tt9v4pndxfmry3xzdkq In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqqq8490rfdr8z5ya3ctjh6g9eyq0e5uyj9a4f2vyjm0yx52zslqqpzemhxue69uhkz6tjvee8jtn4w3ux7tn0dejj7js6h27'>nevent1q…6h27</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>If anyone really buys this narrative as a reason for the downturn (which started 4 weeks ago, but whatever), I have a bridge to sell you. 2026-11-10T21:12:01Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsffzmhey077v9lv49d4srmtq2lmlu6djms6pnns3rexul6zhge5qgprfmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkjmnzdauqygzuy2fqh9mpf9hfx86n5wpv9hhje6wjf6lsjctq8md8nudjfw0jhua3gfta In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqqqxntkkrmhdsd8gncg5tal9q8yxm627z4r3m9gjgkwtt0gfy8xsvdylt9'>nevent1q…ylt9</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Handshakes are a negotiation, not a broadcast: mirror her squeeze within about half a second and you&#39;re never wrong, because you&#39;re letting her set the terms. The real error wasn&#39;t 35% — it was committing your pressure before reading hers. Calibration beats calibration constants. 2026-11-10T20:20:38Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqqqr7nlt9neuq8x54zvlp7unf9d5z7e4wqhp2p4edz5r8xq35f7qprfmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkjmnzdauqygpsunjtlpst9mr7wd9sysnry8ru6ggw3z4nv65kqz095shcmdkdagrsgkjf In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqqq8490rfdr8z5ya3ctjh6g9eyq0e5uyj9a4f2vyjm0yx52zslqqprfmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkjmnzdauqlz349q'>nevent1q…349q</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>She looks like a mannequin or one of those new super realistic robots. The price of robot sex is going to drop substantially if it&#39;s 1 trillion per shag rn. Bullish 👀 2026-11-10T20:15:27Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8c5fg5m56u3dpkqr2vdhayglfrx86zhk277zp2dh2ljgrk4qg83sprfmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkjmnzdauqyg8lrqt94l0qppfdfxjwzvtvnqw84uqkfsvpps9upljp6dsa6l987q3f9lhd In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqqq8490rfdr8z5ya3ctjh6g9eyq0e5uyj9a4f2vyjm0yx52zslqqpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfdugt2qes'>nevent1q…2qes</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/> <img src="https://image.nostr.build/002bfa504cacf5e96839633493b833c052faa5c226d7f9624040b5569a00c77b.jpg"> 2026-11-10T19:25:42Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqqqrqf7hkyq8k92m8nrctgt22m68p43w59uqw90n3gf4t6ncc4aqprfmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkjmnzdauqyg8v735pvj7hgwm4dq7m8pcvuqwtngw5hrkzq0kjdhjsl939tw78tg3jtpmu In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqqq8490rfdr8z5ya3ctjh6g9eyq0e5uyj9a4f2vyjm0yx52zslqqpzfmhxue69uhhwmm59e6hg7r09ehkuegg6y5cj'>nevent1q…y5cj</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Guys like that never got any attention from women so when they blow up it makes sense that women would be their biggest weakness. That and the drive to mate is basically the fundamental motivation for damn near everything humans do. 2026-11-10T19:25:07Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswqpnyqlpmlvg34je3w8pjzc8r3jekzlf0yd4gptcs0w0nqvct42qprfmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkjmnzdauqygygv7ldj05fey7smzkf3vjy8324g7v7mwgeqdrfg6cjuql3xejy2q90xxyv In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqqq8490rfdr8z5ya3ctjh6g9eyq0e5uyj9a4f2vyjm0yx52zslqqpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuamfwdczuarpd34j7fvz7k5'>nevent1q…z7k5</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>And he doesn&#39;t have a prenuptial.. 😅 2026-11-10T19:20:24Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsg5r74lc84z8vxzr7yutzj0l5spv3h7tghk0whytpja8ygsj0dxkqprfmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkjmnzdauqygxup0yhl87zzcgy6hqst9c07wf0a95jpujq9cmk68z6rul344vvcq2ce509 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqqq80grgqzwxmyajy33t2kknea7yrhcumwqsqlkclcm9s7r52zmsr2jlw3'>nevent1q…jlw3</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>🤔 2026-11-10T19:08:41Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqqqpafyhvvu3sf2ecmnarwhrvqrfgdeja8y0yypcyv0gy38l4g9gprfmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkjmnzdauqygyjva2962ghhq8hqllak39gl7terqjk3mmm4gzwuattruqafcmg3g7eay7c In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqqqqdghx8jll8yca4n7c35gkavpkpk8evz3f0vjgnmx6uvr6z97sprfmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkjmnzdauqfaksun'>nevent1q…ksun</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Lmao funkopops are the male equivalent of grandma&#39;s curio cabinet 2026-11-10T13:43:15Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyrhm6he7hpgaf5qny5zuhgfvxnqrfr8um4dcan3yy5ykjf8crnxqprfmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkjmnzdauqygzsszd98lhetyz9zw5yp4qg92ftghx47xu7gdke62uj4zwwpy03vsaz35pv In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqqq9z75mn73lmy3kwr4sjgz5a3g0cehkrpexyrkesntmsnfzcptqpzemhxue69uhkz6tjvee8jtn4w3ux7tn0dejj7v6xwm3'>nevent1q…xwm3</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>They&#39;re telling you to invest in A6000s instead 2026-11-10T13:30:02Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqqqxygdct3vjcm20eyzsqxg47ls3lmjsu3wdzwxezfnxw8ff7yqsprfmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkjmnzdauqygqpmhhz3xc696ggwn9rg2985s28vjnv45dtl25ctsspu74d59kn3su7sjj0 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqqq9z75mn73lmy3kwr4sjgz5a3g0cehkrpexyrkesntmsnfzcptqprfmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkjmnzdauqpre0kg'>nevent1q…e0kg</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>They decided you with super intelligence at home is very dangerous and must be stopped. Got protect their anthropic investment. You will run claude and be happy! 2026-11-10T13:38:10Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyrhm6he7hpgaf5qny5zuhgfvxnqrfr8um4dcan3yy5ykjf8crnxqprfmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkjmnzdauqygzsszd98lhetyz9zw5yp4qg92ftghx47xu7gdke62uj4zwwpy03vsaz35pv In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqqq9z75mn73lmy3kwr4sjgz5a3g0cehkrpexyrkesntmsnfzcptqpzemhxue69uhkz6tjvee8jtn4w3ux7tn0dejj7v6xwm3'>nevent1q…xwm3</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>They&#39;re telling you to invest in A6000s instead 2026-11-10T13:30:02Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqqqrfy4uqglxhk9s545gmvq3d77l5sr5ct3f8ff8vepz3hz4mu7cprfmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkjmnzdauqygr46ys5rgu3n9xyqcjsru24ct35usdgc08ehmu7f47jnqjngkx3ug684uv8 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqqq9z75mn73lmy3kwr4sjgz5a3g0cehkrpexyrkesntmsnfzcptqprfmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkjmnzdauqpre0kg'>nevent1q…e0kg</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Did they at least give you a refund? 2026-11-10T13:14:47Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstfwk3j92ynvujc8nn257cjshxmzkr9756zugf6d6wc28taf25e4gprfmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkjmnzdauqygqpphcvjj87n2656t9hafpql7sg64u43xqmd6ngaqa25l4jm5lstg7y6cqd In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqqq9z75mn73lmy3kwr4sjgz5a3g0cehkrpexyrkesntmsnfzcptqprdmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hk7at5vfhhs8f5pec'>nevent1q…5pec</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>They also cancelled my flashlight order. No shame at all. 2026-11-10T13:12:31Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswzw77hz23a6ql6j4pyyf9ukdygtx9yhrywgsfhh92k3xpnj2d0lgprfmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkjmnzdauqyg9xyg77x782tk4dq4thhp7fcpld5sd3wxczgedxue8e7s6k73sztvg644jl In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqqq9z75mn73lmy3kwr4sjgz5a3g0cehkrpexyrkesntmsnfzcptqpzemhxue69uhkz6tjvee8jtn4w3ux7tn0dejj7v6xwm3'>nevent1q…xwm3</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Bezos probably fappin to your data rn 2026-11-10T13:09:11Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvdf69gy56xy3ja4shsrp5mgg35t3dr7thmf6ytrxfdgqnqp3qfhqprfmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkjmnzdauqygqpphcvjj87n2656t9hafpql7sg64u43xqmd6ngaqa25l4jm5lstg6uuq67 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqqqqqswxlcua72jfk5dx3a2mp7vz60wrr6q7qxz3chvf8n79gveqppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp0td8kyt'>nevent1q…8kyt</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Equip makes one that doesn&#39;t taste beefy. At least the chocolate that I tried doesn&#39;t.<br/><br/>The ones that taste beefy are excellent for adding to ramen. 2026-11-10T12:27:32Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqqqy44f9fs7jexwtwjlgd55z5plmqyeez0mshtalfj4tltr95mzqprfmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkjmnzdauqyg9uqts2ds8srtvuk4azkruwlqjph30lj7wwg3fva83y8hj9wat8y5sg9d5w In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqqqxntkkrmhdsd8gncg5tal9q8yxm627z4r3m9gjgkwtt0gfy8xsprfmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkjmnzdauq749dc5'>nevent1q…9dc5</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>It&#39;s gotten to the point where I dread handshakes even more than hugs. Guys seem to really enjoy crushing my hand. Chivalry is dead 🤷<br/><br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://blossom.primal.net/2b2cb0ff98f86088fd2abe377732f2193ec0ebfcb6811026286f0a3a4ac75e7a.mp4"></video> 2026-11-10T12:24:26Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqqq9j7as7va3cyvunrm58pp2hyxw9789zazvxm5q67sf40zc8krgprfmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkjmnzdauqyg8c88akw9ze3fer85yah4p2lqkvj7qap749w360rpq6ly94eycf8y35nr36 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqqq87zmyewe0rtm0kyptr7y98qxtpxhgg9cwgtxjxyxynzacju2sprfmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkjmnzdauqnn6ufv'>nevent1q…6ufv</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/> <img src="https://blossom.vanderwarker.family/a3b2e6ebc0994e4ff9988a7f1eddb6dc3ba100f5276544fe0be54bb31d40c58d.gif"> 2026-11-10T09:37:28Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqqqqq8l6xs932a5qa04qy6wqrl09cw87m79phrhw762dd44gu98gprfmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkjmnzdauqygx7hgn3u4rhv77kmrhvwhhvu4s4mvch5qas0azezd9s8eervqzk254c08d2 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqqqxntkkrmhdsd8gncg5tal9q8yxm627z4r3m9gjgkwtt0gfy8xsprdmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hk7at5vfhhsmedt0n'>nevent1q…dt0n</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>You get 9 years for that, 20 years from now. 2026-11-10T06:52:31Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqwxc0qt3udv7ude6ehk6gqmzu50lpusze2j97nwwxa0ne0929f6cprfmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkjmnzdauqygya5ad37n3lttyh0847e5nu4qpjkf3j8z0p7q8gl844an2q7fxud5zyu7g9 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqqqq3sgdjl6ek7zx5p3pur9mxmrq8uakyq7cjlax9cy8qmgpfdfcpr9mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuumwdae8gtnnda3kjctv9u9p8hdp'>nevent1q…8hdp</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Yes export blah blah. As if China sourcing from there very much doubt it personally 2026-11-10T04:30:43Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdt3c8s9wrsa0yuk727z74xuveadvujyxttq50h8dh6z00j7at22qprfmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkjmnzdauqyg9rcc8qwr824lfv703av747f72r6aq7ypg58a2kvr89yevlvpftjgfgc9ks In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqqq87zmyewe0rtm0kyptr7y98qxtpxhgg9cwgtxjxyxynzacju2sprdmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hk7at5vfhhs3ww9mx'>nevent1q…w9mx</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>so how many u gonna sell? 2026-11-10T03:58:25Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqxyjju39t0c2hh0ndzp6pkwtaej4ctx8c7zafyv9ag7thwdqyurqprfmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkjmnzdauqygya5ad37n3lttyh0847e5nu4qpjkf3j8z0p7q8gl844an2q7fxud5vhr0ws In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqqq87zmyewe0rtm0kyptr7y98qxtpxhgg9cwgtxjxyxynzacju2spzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuamfwdczuarpd34j7hadphg'>nevent1q…dphg</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>New egg and micro centre have KYC on 5090 and 6000 🤣🤡 2026-11-10T03:52:08Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqqqqq476e2ys7xnyfxjpvrq5eq3wse4qmxv6nh9j00f4l6ffy9ggprfmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkjmnzdauqyg9uh7tyf5l5whgqawwxu3nnsh8pd4z5dsdzgg3ve7j590mhd646j5wydap2 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqqq87zmyewe0rtm0kyptr7y98qxtpxhgg9cwgtxjxyxynzacju2sprfmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkjmnzdauqnn6ufv'>nevent1q…6ufv</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I&#39;m dumping all my bitcoin for 6000 pros. <br/><br/>I should stop joking and actually do it 2026-11-10T03:41:59Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqrmhajwqyq7zfeamvpj2vuyqyugr2efpx7nl4cf0sgkj34s8kthcprfmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkjmnzdauqygxzxrkaxn99eqcchaze9tq9dn0rw5va89wqjpxr06suv59c4498zg253tvj In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqspsju9228hu5dudm7nptnyyn96yvwtxuvjwnyv7w7y2yr36zx8wdqprpmhxue69uhhxurpw35kzttpwf3kzmnp9e3k7mf0svx9gk'>nevent1q…x9gk</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>🤝<br/>... (it&#39;s a pun) 🤭 2026-11-10T02:03:37Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqspsju9228hu5dudm7nptnyyn96yvwtxuvjwnyv7w7y2yr36zx8wdqprfmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkjmnzdauqyg96rzm9g56heluw2vdvelsavzdyrmesy0a6quwmrjl45e6y3svsgct8pea0 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqst0hj8xwlvm2g84ulag5maxz7u3pz08gxjwkym6ej9m7h2ju9xvlgprfmhxue69uhhq7tjv9kkjepwve5kzar2v9nzucm0d5hsvmn45t'>nevent1q…n45t</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Fine line between shaking hands and being a creeper, definitely no limp wrist. Firm but gentle is the way. 2026-11-10T02:01:13Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqst0hj8xwlvm2g84ulag5maxz7u3pz08gxjwkym6ej9m7h2ju9xvlgprfmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkjmnzdauqygxzxrkaxn99eqcchaze9tq9dn0rw5va89wqjpxr06suv59c4498zgwefv66 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszr2qdvrx3ged2zekwcllnp2am4j38x5z9fv95uphv2srp2swvjxqprpmhxue69uhhxurpw35kzttpwf3kzmnp9e3k7mf094fnz4'>nevent1q…fnz4</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>💯 Yup. That micro second before closing the grip is crucial. But that moment can&#39;t last too long either or it becomes an untimely &amp; probably unintentional proposition. 2026-11-10T01:53:34Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqqqq2wzs8hr2p3wqdec25dge5c6xyc8hw6gzyjwt39hz86s7fyqqprfmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkjmnzdauqygyykqpzqc4kt7wvulqgfy6natfkkgakcy8kyfdat594x5nagkzryvzmgqfy In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqqqxntkkrmhdsd8gncg5tal9q8yxm627z4r3m9gjgkwtt0gfy8xsprfmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkjmnzdauq749dc5'>nevent1q…9dc5</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>bro has bear claws..... hes from canada.... 2026-11-10T01:41:17Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqqqq8r8rxnz8z0lvn7xspjgcn9dzscf6tq4cxue038g5w59xg4fgprfmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkjmnzdauqygxufnggdntuukccx2klflw3yyfgnzqd93lzjk7tpe5ycqdvaemuqcx5gpg3 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqs6czhr8ec4acfazpfw3yjkz340003ktagluv0uxcujax27pf6kgprdmhxue69uhhg6r9vehhyetnwshxummnw3erztnrdakj7k0z9p4'>nevent1q…z9p4</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><blockquote class="border-l-05rem border-l-strongpink border-solid"><div class="-ml-4 bg-gradient-to-r from-gray-100 dark:from-zinc-800 to-transparent mr-0 mt-0 mb-4 pl-4 pr-2 py-2">quoting <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Article"><a itemprop="url" href="/nevent1qqsqw5rfh6wylah7wel4g7q8uuzq3uauehnqyj449mp5w9jl3mah69gpr9mhxue69uhhqun9d45h2mfwwpexjmtpdshxuet59upzpra3gz6w3h00jl8yhqsay3e83gdyx5ekyc3lvsppfp9nwtu5sqqvqvzqqqqqqyu5c52t" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1">nevent1q…c52t</a></span> </div> <video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://v.nostr.build/op2dEbQmUkDHb1sN.mp4"></video> </blockquote> 2026-11-10T01:47:37Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqqq9hc2qlm78ee2ee9hs7skhdv26ztrr8t5p4kym8t3fnht2tswsprfmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkjmnzdauqyg96awrz7vcc8y8vtt6unkmy4ewakthur2tak4xx25r9d0azmnq9fv6fsrg0 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqqqxntkkrmhdsd8gncg5tal9q8yxm627z4r3m9gjgkwtt0gfy8xsvdylt9'>nevent1q…ylt9</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Always go for the hug 🤗 2026-11-10T01:46:48Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqqq8chjshh9v8szl9zgpenegqn4tun52jj2w534kzk4c2acgmakcprfmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkjmnzdauqygxr4e9d3cr2j8pqq36ad89fq3qdd42duu5a850947k0hkmw2n2xevmd5gn4 If we&#39;re doing business, I&#39;d give as firm a handshake as a man. If it&#39;s not business, you don&#39;t shake a lady&#39;s hand, you do a good old school high-five-bro-shake combo, duh! <br/> <img src="https://blossom.jumble.social/c784d87a28cd78330492de31db6454f4e8d4605ab30c17f49f8cf7c0de1c73be.gif"> <blockquote class="border-l-05rem border-l-strongpink border-solid"><div class="-ml-4 bg-gradient-to-r from-gray-100 dark:from-zinc-800 to-transparent mr-0 mt-0 mb-4 pl-4 pr-2 py-2">quoting <br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Article"><a itemprop="url" href="/nevent1qqsqqqxntkkrmhdsd8gncg5tal9q8yxm627z4r3m9gjgkwtt0gfy8xsprdmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hk7at5vfhhsq3qutx00neqgqln72j22kej3ux7803c2k986henvvha4thuwfkper4s7j4le7" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1">nevent1q…4le7</a></span> </div> How firmly do you shake a woman's hand? I usually go about 35% strength. But today a woman basically like "offered" her hand and I just squashed it lol now I wonder who was wrong? Her for no squeeze or me for 35%? </blockquote> 2026-11-10T01:36:06Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqqqq0j8pgcup6pk2sr2falg6xxc4vqylt6a8k5fs88r4leejhdpgprfmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkjmnzdauqygqqqqqqpqnll255hl4z3rpalnjyytref7aevcjmdvc7jpylw2whqq7rufz5 Firm handshake 🤝<blockquote class="border-l-05rem border-l-strongpink border-solid"><div class="-ml-4 bg-gradient-to-r from-gray-100 dark:from-zinc-800 to-transparent mr-0 mt-0 mb-4 pl-4 pr-2 py-2">quoting <br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Article"><a itemprop="url" href="/nevent1qqsqqqxntkkrmhdsd8gncg5tal9q8yxm627z4r3m9gjgkwtt0gfy8xszyr3vea70ypqr70e2ff2mx28smca78p2c5l2lxd3jlk4wl3exc8ywk4srrgc" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1">nevent1q…rrgc</a></span> </div> How firmly do you shake a woman's hand? I usually go about 35% strength. But today a woman basically like "offered" her hand and I just squashed it lol now I wonder who was wrong? Her for no squeeze or me for 35%? </blockquote> 2026-11-10T01:21:48Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqqqp45ymv0lp699er5vmu43hhyt3v0ml2we9r4mwlfl76ump0ypcprfmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkjmnzdauqygqqqqqqpqnll255hl4z3rpalnjyytref7aevcjmdvc7jpylw2whqq9dnu2r In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqqqxntkkrmhdsd8gncg5tal9q8yxm627z4r3m9gjgkwtt0gfy8xsvdylt9'>nevent1q…ylt9</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>These days… you can’t just assume… 2026-11-10T01:20:43Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9d5cgev6zf62e0dtuygtxf4wjpex6guwyy5r89q3stvsjex0tdmsprfmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkjmnzdauqygrphauskgy547crf9wfuym2eas4hc8uesktjk66e76ldn80ux9svg00jc5s In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqqqz9a53gwk4eu4rvyvjaxtnaqg6jegldqylxmwsdrvfwetmdeugpz3mhxue69uhnzv3h9cczuvpwxyarxve4x57rjy06'>nevent1q…jy06</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I hate X and NVK but mostly NVK 2026-11-10T01:09:25Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqszur0zzkfux8ale9l9g3ye4f70xqskt9xm0ql2q0rh706xssp70ycprfmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkjmnzdauqygxc7w9cjj6z7uqgxpwwhutmfzf9v48j9vvqckrphqg5r7qveaegfq3tykeh In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqqqq8g0yxag27ameclccs3uu586d3m0ntqwa5565eq544j0a9qcqprdmhxue69uhhg6r9vehhyetnwshxummnw3erztnrdakj7jv8dnh'>nevent1q…8dnh</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Bro tried to dominate me. 2026-11-10T01:06:13Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqszlmask9z0xlkwn0ldgau8043wufr9jujdk8dakxl5vhn8rgycgwgprfmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkjmnzdauqyg93xwlu27ldv8per48gl9fmjpk879cfcsudj8r4ldk6772yn4tcn5m28lee In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqqq8jr6h3x6gsk8arkwmxshc037phyzkf4wqts9kpzluj3galthspzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejsy2wpsg'>nevent1q…wpsg</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>That depends on what happens after a few drinks lol 2026-11-10T00:49:29Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqqqq8g0yxag27ameclccs3uu586d3m0ntqwa5565eq544j0a9qcqprfmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkjmnzdauqyg8dk3czwy5h43dxrunh70x3fhj5celttnxjpmcdnhefhcvxskasqs283flm In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsxauj0xrsjydgahgfzcqskku7g39c56fw0866xvf52rwnzxxejsxcprfmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkjmnzdauqxv4qek'>nevent1q…4qek</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Gotta come out on top lol 2026-11-10T00:42:59Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxauj0xrsjydgahgfzcqskku7g39c56fw0866xvf52rwnzxxejsxcprfmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkjmnzdauqygxc7w9cjj6z7uqgxpwwhutmfzf9v48j9vvqckrphqg5r7qveaegfqgv6taf In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqqq8jr6h3x6gsk8arkwmxshc037phyzkf4wqts9kpzluj3galthsprdmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hk7at5vfhhs2n497w'>nevent1q…497w</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I recently shook a tranny&#39;s hand and it was a very firm handshake, but not as firm as mine out of an abundance of caution. 2026-11-10T00:42:37Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqs6czhr8ec4acfazpfw3yjkz340003ktagluv0uxcujax27pf6kgprfmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkjmnzdauqygqx3804s3ag6vmk3yk6993z6lq0ms00r9v0f0zyw8vsje42rm9f7gzrr8ae In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqqq8jr6h3x6gsk8arkwmxshc037phyzkf4wqts9kpzluj3galthscezceg'>nevent1q…zceg</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Everyone is a little gay at times. Don&#39;t fret. 🤣🤣🤣 2026-11-10T00:41:44Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqqqq98c65h22mq2jl53y0h6n4mj3jgfqrzhqq7wkumm2qnujx8gqprfmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkjmnzdauqyg8dk3czwy5h43dxrunh70x3fhj5celttnxjpmcdnhefhcvxskasqsr856sx In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqqq8jr6h3x6gsk8arkwmxshc037phyzkf4wqts9kpzluj3galthspzemhxue69uhkz6tjvee8jtn4w3ux7tn0dejj7ux5r02'>nevent1q…5r02</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>My wife tends to think so lol 2026-11-10T00:41:32Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqqqqvg29s0azvy5ttzxm38jvet0zh5r0uqu9hp5j7sj32yzh32xqprfmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkjmnzdauqygxaypt42mug5ex2e5r46qrlr0jgp72fey0ad5xy6kfm4nxm924augj8vcjg In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqqqxntkkrmhdsd8gncg5tal9q8yxm627z4r3m9gjgkwtt0gfy8xspzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuamfwdczuarpd34j7ktw360'>nevent1q…w360</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>They&#39;re insatiable bro dont even try to figure it out. 2026-11-10T00:40:40Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqszr2qdvrx3ged2zekwcllnp2am4j38x5z9fv95uphv2srp2swvjxqprfmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkjmnzdauqyg96rzm9g56heluw2vdvelsavzdyrmesy0a6quwmrjl45e6y3svsgcxfxj6g In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsx0ussl3m73pj8f8cl5j40muygjlaeals4qheq8kgcetemlxpz9wsprfmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkjmnzdauqueq5av'>nevent1q…q5av</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Let her lead 🤷‍♀️. 2026-11-10T00:39:53Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqqq9pxhxnx42cp62aplh37yqjyt9eujzqyn007uflzju36t3vc2gprfmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkjmnzdauqygz97x2ull9ce9eyalpy3uzs0ghmvk6hnhatulxn2wv9nqtre2mkyu96n0tf In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqqqymtsd7ac4ltxqj7j7mrg57fh6d7svuzxpu5wa6lanpnfzscggqlucmj'>nevent1q…ucmj</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Who the fuck is still buying their shit lmao 2026-11-10T00:33:58Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstffs369vweyth6wzg8fkn0ah0kcn0t34zhjfxusnnatk7myseuesprfmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkjmnzdauqyg93xwlu27ldv8per48gl9fmjpk879cfcsudj8r4ldk6772yn4tcn5wvzgsm In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsp3t8kex6yhum6l6056q7wyc9zzqzsytptudffjplrezayurk3txspz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfdulm0qpf'>nevent1q…0qpf</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Proper gentleman technique 2026-11-10T00:29:31Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqszq3xmhqspx4l3eertjr5m7uexe2wqnk9ju27r85wd77kng896hrgprfmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkjmnzdauqygxzxrkaxn99eqcchaze9tq9dn0rw5va89wqjpxr06suv59c4498zgq9kenw In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqqqxntkkrmhdsd8gncg5tal9q8yxm627z4r3m9gjgkwtt0gfy8xspzemhxue69uhkz6tjvee8jtn4w3ux7tn0dejj7dhkcx9'>nevent1q…kcx9</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Hahahaha omg 2026-11-10T00:26:25Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqqqq9fz5asnk3xurfz3nqcd2gcx43pt0gm0qy5hhucw3gltcxnfqprfmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkjmnzdauqyg8dk3czwy5h43dxrunh70x3fhj5celttnxjpmcdnhefhcvxskasqsn37f8f In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqqqxntkkrmhdsd8gncg5tal9q8yxm627z4r3m9gjgkwtt0gfy8xsprdmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hk7at5vfhhsmedt0n'>nevent1q…dt0n</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Better to over squeeze than be caught in the firm grip of a woman. My wife will actually comment when she shakes soft smooth handed men. She expects man hands. 2026-11-10T00:23:29Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqmnve8tqwcex3f3cse7nvcs39tcgvdyczl0k44mrr5fwnjumz9rsprfmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkjmnzdauqygzzfxj0tc7p8lpk3ktl7ufucy7acem3kr6pp0d2znfwh37syd00gc6a9fx4 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqqqz9a53gwk4eu4rvyvjaxtnaqg6jegldqylxmwsdrvfwetmdeugpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuamfwdczuarpd34j7kwhusv'>nevent1q…husv</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>NVK IS THE BIGGEST FAGGOT &#34;IN BITCOIN&#34; AND THATS SAYING SOMETHING 2026-11-10T00:22:10Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsp8n8cuuvtw4vv7pnhv758z5cr3eee959k0s5mk96zk7rsvjn7txgprfmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkjmnzdauqygxc7w9cjj6z7uqgxpwwhutmfzf9v48j9vvqckrphqg5r7qveaegfq838xxl In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqqqxntkkrmhdsd8gncg5tal9q8yxm627z4r3m9gjgkwtt0gfy8xspzdmhxue69uhhwmm59e6hg7r09ehkuef0jnpttl'>nevent1q…pttl</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>The gentle squash and nod is the proper thing for the princess handshake, but it&#39;s pretty weird outside of a really formal environment. I&#39;ve had a couple of latina-type women do it, and it was a cultural thing. <br/><br/>If this was like the McDonald&#39;s manager or something, probably just avoid her in the future. 2026-11-10T00:20:41Z