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Dude, you got 20 agentium clankers with full kanban and ...

2026-10-01T06:47:23Z

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Dude, you got 20 agentium clankers with full kanban and you're telling me you can't spare one to update your damus moat for 1111 and destroy primal? 💆ffs man, you're in the store already.. Squandering it.

the chat room would stop, and you would switch to different chat ...

2026-09-30T21:52:30Z

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the chat room would stop, and you would switch to different chat room.

Clankers

2026-10-01T06:10:16Z

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Clankers

It makes parsing and assembling threads easier. OK grandpas,less ...

2026-10-01T06:00:39Z

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It makes parsing and assembling threads easier. OK grandpas,less get u to bed ..

Soon it will finish it in 5 seconds. That's when the whole ...

2026-10-01T05:38:37Z

In reply to nevent1q…veky
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Soon it will finish it in 5 seconds.
That's when the whole world changes. Ready?

thank you! all good, don't stress it. I'm just happy ...

2026-10-01T01:57:50Z

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thank you! all good, don't stress it. I'm just happy anyone read any of this.

I see new breakthroughs that change the entire equation, and even ...

2026-10-01T01:34:19Z

In reply to nevent1q…rh6k
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I see new breakthroughs that change the entire equation, and even more so the entire narrative mainstream media has been parroting

same but for harnesses straight into my realtime-chat veins.

2026-10-01T00:20:36Z

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same but for harnesses straight into my realtime-chat veins.

First, see if you can power it with no battery connected (in the ...

2026-09-30T23:33:17Z

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First, see if you can power it with no battery connected (in the bios, then yank battery), and then, ALL KINDS STUFF. ForevUR.

Ok, fine. I took the bait. What does cordn have that white noise ...

2026-09-30T22:19:54Z

Ok, fine. I took the bait.

What does cordn have that white noise doesn't? Well, it has multi-device synchronization. It has the capability to function over 'normal' relays with no 1MB events requirements. It has large event pagination and has no limit on group size. It has the effective delivery of MLS leaves to their proper positions and works well. It is decentralized just like nostr is.

Come join us in the nostr chat if you're curious!

https://cordn.net/chat/cordn1qgvhwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnrdah8getcw3mx6tn0wfnsyxnhwden5te0wfjkcctexghxxmmww3jhsarkd5hx7un8qgt8wumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnswf5k6ctv9ehx2aqpyzf82097v05585xy5rrp6az5x7yj4ahf3uteecz202rr4t2wqzc62qpyvyenywtzxdjk2tf5xu6rgtf5vguxvttz8ymnstf5xcmkvdnzvfjrzvfhvvlcv4l2?m=eyJuYW1lIjoiTm9zdHIiLCJpY29uIjoi8J-mliJ9

Man, it's exhausting arguing with paid shills.. All I wanted ...

2026-09-30T21:54:23Z

Man, it's exhausting arguing with paid shills.. All I wanted to do was mention the cool project I'm working on. Wish I hadn't got sucked into that, I'm just here buildin'. And also, THEYRE WRONG reeeeeeeee

Just say mark Mark1 Mark2 March? Yea no. #nevent1q…tzl0

2026-10-03T00:06:29Z

Just say mark

Mark1
Mark2

March? Yea no.

quoting
nevent1q…tzl0
Oh marcheyyy . just sounds lame, what can say? 👻

Joinussss whenever 👻

2026-10-02T17:28:08Z

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Joinussss whenever 👻

In a sense, it's a server, in another sense, it's more ...

2026-09-30T21:48:36Z

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In a sense, it's a server, in another sense, it's more like a client. It talks to you over the relays (which are the servers).

Do you have a nip07 signer in your browser somewhere? You can ...

2026-09-25T15:49:47Z

In reply to nevent1q…heuv
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Do you have a nip07 signer in your browser somewhere? You can make a trial relay here: https://feeds.relay.tools/ Then add it to your damus, and see if you get more messages.

I just see you talking about this almost every day lol... is all.

Every MLS member must apply the same "Commits" in the ...

2026-09-30T21:26:50Z

In reply to nevent1q…253v
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Every MLS member must apply the same "Commits" in the same order to keep the same keys, so the coordinator gives each group a fixed message order.

It only stores and passes on sealed MLS bytes; it never holds any group keys.

I don't care if you like white noise .. That's fine. I ...

2026-09-30T21:15:40Z

I don't care if you like white noise .. That's fine. I help with libraries for both. I will not talk crap about any of these MLS things, but I will NOT stand for mis-information spreadin'.

quoting
nevent1q…8ecn
Cordn is 100% decentralized.

Every chat room in cordn has it's own coordinator, every coordinator has it's own set of relays you can contact it on. I have 4 different coordinators, across 17 chats.

Some with more than 40 members, others with less, some with bots doing their own things. I run my own coordinator and I use other's coordinators. I can invite anyone in any of these chat rooms between any of these other chatrooms on any coordinators. I can even automate this with welcome agents, or etc.

In a way, this is "Highly Available" MLS, and to completely put the nail in the coffin of the fud you are spreading here, eventually the UI will make it even easier to switch between different coordinators if they are offline or moved.

Cordn is 100% decentralized. Every chat room in cordn has ...

2026-09-30T21:08:25Z

In reply to nevent1q…4uel
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Cordn is 100% decentralized.

Every chat room in cordn has it's own coordinator, every coordinator has it's own set of relays you can contact it on. I have 4 different coordinators, across 17 chats.

Some with more than 40 members, others with less, some with bots doing their own things. I run my own coordinator and I use other's coordinators. I can invite anyone in any of these chat rooms between any of these other chatrooms on any coordinators. I can even automate this with welcome agents, or etc.

In a way, this is "Highly Available" MLS, and to completely put the nail in the coffin of the fud you are spreading here, eventually the UI will make it even easier to switch between different coordinators if they are offline or moved.

Don't fud me bro. It doesn't.. It comes with ...

2026-09-30T20:55:34Z

In reply to nevent1q…wg8n
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Don't fud me bro. It doesn't.. It comes with decentralization.

We're in the "S" of the SI (super intelligence) ...

2026-09-30T20:51:51Z

We're in the "S" of the SI (super intelligence) curve.

its ain't gonna slow down anytime soon, hang on, to yer toes :D

I’d say that’s three words but I’ll allow it on the grounds ...

2026-09-30T19:24:56Z

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I’d say that’s three words but I’ll allow it on the grounds of fear 🥹

ChatGPT please don't eat me alive... with your shinigami ...

2026-09-30T11:15:00Z

ChatGPT please don't eat me alive... with your shinigami eyes........😂

https://x.com/donaldjewkes/status/2102801274173587569

hmmmm? what thing is it? 😆

2026-09-30T04:04:54Z

In reply to nevent1q…npd3
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hmmmm? what thing is it? 😆

we have multiple forks working in coordination to make it improve ...

2026-09-29T22:07:57Z

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we have multiple forks working in coordination to make it improve yus :)

https://code.relay.tools/forks/buzz

LMK if you want some invitez

nostr only up from here

2026-09-29T22:04:29Z

In reply to nevent1q…mew3
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nostr only up from here

I do, yusss

2026-09-29T21:46:15Z

In reply to nevent1q…9mnp
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I do, yusss

It be true

2026-09-29T21:25:06Z

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It be true

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2026-09-29T16:56:00Z

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2026-09-29T11:17:01Z

18 months to escape the underclass...We're So Back!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3fxudvU-UU

Whoa love the observer newsprint style! ✌

2026-09-29T03:19:49Z

In reply to nevent1q…5hgu
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Whoa love the observer newsprint style! ✌

I'm 3d printing some gridfinity. I am hoping this will get my ...

2026-09-28T17:34:56Z

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I'm 3d printing some gridfinity. I am hoping this will get my organization of many tiny parts in order somehow 😎

Even though we now have the subscription option that unlocks new ...

2026-09-28T17:30:00Z

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18 months to escape the underclass...We're So Back! ...

2026-09-28T14:23:00Z

18 months to escape the underclass...We're So Back!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3fxudvU-UU

incredible, entirely AI gen
https://x.com/anabology/status/2103534482930491441

And to see what I said about it, u havta come to cordn 👻

2026-09-26T20:57:00Z

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And to see what I said about it, u havta come to cordn 👻

Nostr event nevent1qqsyrupthfyrjnk8x7hfv9kjlzc6kdyj2gt24kpc8yu6yzmlwqxplacp8dmhxue69uhhxampwfkju6rfwejhgctvdvhx7un89amk2c3tdehhxarj8fehwctjd5hxs6tkv46xzmrt9ehhyee0ddshymtpqgs8eseg5zxak2hal8umuaa7laxgxjyll9uhyxp86c522shn9gj8crsullzfz

2026-09-26T18:00:35Z

#observer
https://observer.relay.tools/npub10npj3gyd/2026-09-26_npub10npj3gyd.html

Good read today! Just like everyday stimpy!

Love the Bitkarrot (npub18pu…a699) quote about token speed, and don't forget it's #fatbears week by fatbears (npub1nt9…6h7x) . Get those votes in! Spam always making headlines these days, just shows how little control people still have over their timelines and newspapers.

Think you're going fast? The familiar names — GPT, Gemini, ...

2026-09-26T12:30:00Z

Think you're going fast?

The familiar names — GPT, Gemini, Claude — all run at roughly 100 tokens a second. There's a company called Cerebras (the biggest hardware company IPO in history): 10x faster starting at 1000 tokens a second (Codex Spark runs on this and a few other models - but don't bet on any Anthropic models running on it)

And then Taalas: a 100x faster, running at 14,000 -17,000 tokens per second.

What's fast today is going to be snail speed tomorrow;

Are you ready for AI the returns results in a blink of a second?

https://bitkarrot.substack.com/p/building-in-the-agentic-era

Since I am on break from @npub1z0l…8ldk , decided to spin 3 new ...

2026-09-25T19:56:51Z

Since I am on break from Hivetalk (npub1z0l…8ldk) , decided to spin 3 new @lnbits extensions.

Goodbye Google Forms, hello Lightning enabled Forms. also, run your own zapgoals. Both with embed capabilities into other sites. And, last but not least for the holiday season: bulk giftcards.

My Gift to the nostr and lightning community.

cheers :D

quoting
naddr1qv…6ydj

Original: https://bitkarrot.substack.com/p/three-lnbits-wasm-extensions-forms

LNBits makes it possible to operate Lightning wallets and payment applications without building every part of the stack from scratch. Its extension system lets operators add focused features for events, merchants, communities, and Bitcoin projects.

With WASM extensions, LNBits can become an even more practical application layer: a place to run lightweight tools directly alongside the Lightning infrastructure already under your control. Instead of deploying a separate website, form provider, payment integration, and automation layer for every small idea, operators can add utilities to the LNBits environment they already run.

I created three LNBits WASM extensions around that goal:

Forms — self-hosted forms with Lightning-native payment workflows.

Zapgoals — visible Lightning funding goals.

Unlimited Bulk Gift Cards — high-volume distribution of sats.

Together, they help LNBits operators do three recurring things: collect information, coordinate funding, and distribute value.

For background on the WASM extension model, read LNBits’ Introducing WASM Extensions.

What WASM extensions unlocks

A simple Lightning workflow can become surprisingly fragmented.

Consider a paid event registration. An organizer may need a landing page, a Google Form or Typeform form, a Lightning invoice, a spreadsheet, webhooks or automation, and a way to reconcile responses with payments. Each tool can be useful, but connecting them means more accounts, credentials, subscription costs, dependencies, and failure points.

WASM extensions offer a more consolidated approach. Operators can add narrowly scoped applications to their LNBits instance instead of repeatedly building external integrations around it.

This can mean:

Faster deployment for small projects and events.

Fewer external services and recurring subscriptions.

Less custom glue code between data collection and payment flows.

More control over the workflow and participant data.

A more coherent, Lightning-native user experience.

The goal is not to replace every specialized SaaS product or dedicated web application. Complex public products, high-traffic applications, and deeply custom interfaces may still benefit from independent infrastructure. But for focused workflows, an all-in-one LNBits deployment can be simpler, cheaper, and faster to operate.

Forms: goodbye Google Forms and Typeform

Forms is a self-hosted LNBits form builder designed for Lightning-adjacent workflows.

For many operators, it is a goodbye to Google Forms, Typeform, and the extra integration work required to connect generic form software to Lightning payments. Rather than collecting information in one tool and accepting payment in another, Forms keeps the process closer to the LNBits wallet and payment infrastructure.

Before Forms, even a basic paid registration could involve:

A third-party form provider or custom web application.

A separate landing page or website.

A Lightning invoice or payment page.

Webhooks, APIs, spreadsheets, or automation to connect submissions and payments.

Manual follow-up for people who submit the form but never pay—or pay without a clear identifier.

That setup works, but it creates unnecessary operational work for many use cases. The organizer must not only collect registrations and payments, but also make sure every system agrees on who did what.

Forms makes the workflow more direct: create the form, collect the necessary information, and integrate Lightning payment into the same LNBits-based experience.

It is useful for:

Paid events, meetups, workshops, and conferences.

Applications for grants, volunteer roles, communities, or beta programs.

Merchant order and intake forms.

Membership registrations.

Surveys, feedback, and giveaway claims.

An event organizer, for example, can collect a name, email, dietary requirements, and ticket choice, then route the attendee into a Lightning payment flow—without sending them through a separate form provider and standalone payment page.

Host the page, form, and payment flow together

Forms is especially useful alongside LNBits’ webpage-hosting capability. For a simple project, an operator can host a landing page, create a form, and run the Lightning payment flow inside one LNBits deployment.

That means less need to deploy a standalone frontend simply to wrap a form and a payment button.

Forms does not eliminate every integration problem, but it changes the default starting point. Instead of asking, “How do I connect Typeform to Lightning?” an operator can begin with, “What information do I need, and how should payment fit into this workflow?”

That is the real value: a registration, application, or event flow can be built in one shot.

Watch the Forms extension walkthrough.

Zapgoals: make funding progress visible

Zapgoals lets an operator publish a Lightning funding goal and show progress toward it.

A Lightning invoice can receive money, but it does not necessarily explain the purpose of a campaign or show supporters how close it is to reaching its target. Zapgoals adds that missing context: a goal, a target, and visible progress.

It is useful for:

Open-source maintenance or feature funding.

Community projects and shared expenses.

Meetup, conference, or event crowdfunding.

Creator, media, or equipment funding.

Charitable, mutual-aid, and local Bitcoin initiatives.

Product roadmap or public-good milestones.

Lightning is well suited to this model because people can contribute quickly and in small amounts. A clear goal also makes the campaign more engaging. Rather than presenting a generic payment request, an operator can show what the money unlocks:

“At 250,000 sats, we cover the venue. At 500,000 sats, we provide food and drinks. At 1,000,000 sats, we record and publish the talks.”

Zapgoals turns individual payments into a shared, visible effort.

Watch the Zapgoals extension walkthrough.

Unlimited Bulk Gift Cards: sats at scale

Unlimited Bulk Gift Cards helps LNBits operators create and distribute large batches of Lightning gift cards.

Gift cards are a simple onboarding mechanism: someone can receive sats before they have selected a wallet, created an account, or learned the details of Lightning. That makes them useful for events, educational programs, promotions, and community incentives.

The bulk capability is important because distribution is often a group operation. Instead of creating cards one at a time, an operator can prepare many in advance and distribute them when needed.

Common uses include:

Bitcoin meetups, conferences, workshops, and hackathons.

New-user onboarding and classroom demonstrations.

Customer promotions and merchant rewards.

Giveaways, contests, and prizes.

Attendance rewards and participant incentives.

Team bonuses, reimbursements, and micro-payouts.

For example, a meetup organizer can prepare gift cards before an event, hand them out to attendees, and let each recipient redeem sats independently. That avoids individual payout administration during the event and creates an immediate Lightning experience for newcomers.

As with any payout tool, operators should secure their LNBits instance, protect wallet access, and fund only the amounts they intend to distribute.

Watch the Unlimited Bulk Gift Cards walkthrough.

One workflow, one deployment

The extensions are useful on their own, but they can also form a compact operational stack:

Use Forms to collect event registrations, applications, or participant details.

Use Zapgoals to fund the event, project, or shared objective.

Use Unlimited Bulk Gift Cards to distribute onboarding sats, prizes, incentives, or refunds.

This is the broader promise of LNBits WASM extensions: practical, composable tools that reduce the need to stitch together third-party forms, websites, automation services, and payment integrations.

Forms, Zapgoals, and Unlimited Bulk Gift Cards are built for operators who want to run useful Lightning workflows with less infrastructure, less overhead, and fewer external dependencies.

Watch the extensions

Forms: LNBits WASM extension walkthrough

Zapgoals: LNBits WASM extension walkthrough

Unlimited Bulk Gift Cards: LNBits WASM extension walkthrough

Introducing WASM Extensions in LNBits

some egregious privacy 2-tier happening in the UK ...

2026-09-25T19:50:58Z

some egregious privacy 2-tier happening in the UK

https://macanorak.com/two-tier-encryption-in-the-uk/

It would be worth it just for a couple languages, like Japanese, ...

2026-09-25T19:36:39Z

In reply to nevent1q…722d
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It would be worth it just for a couple languages, like Japanese, AND coooltheme

Me and all my playwright enabled clankers use it exclusively ...

2026-09-25T19:29:45Z

In reply to nevent1q…9s43
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Me and all my playwright enabled clankers use it exclusively 😎Its' great.

My clanker has some suggestions. I told him to give you these, in ...

2026-09-25T18:31:46Z

In reply to nevent1q…dha6
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My clanker has some suggestions. I told him to give you these, in 2 paragraphs, so that your clanker can start down the i18n path if you want :) I was too lazy to give him or ask him to do the githubs. Haha. But, pretty sure you could add i18n and then you'd have some translation capability.

```
Add one new file, `i18n.js`, loaded before any other script on every extension page (and importable by the service worker). It defines three globals in which the English source string is itself the lookup key: `t('Allow once')` with optional `{placeholder}` interpolation via a second object argument; `tc('context', 'Active')` for the same English in two meanings; and `tp(n, '{count} relay', '{count} relays')`, which selects a CLDR category through `Intl.PluralRules` so Polish and Arabic can supply more than English's two forms. Interpolation must use `{name}`, never `${}`, so a catalog can never be evaluated as code. It also exposes `I18N.apply(root)`, a single DOM pass translating any element carrying `data-i18n` (the element's own text is the key, cached on the node so a language switch re-translates from English rather than from a translation) and `data-i18n-attr="placeholder,title"` for attributes; and `I18N.setLocale(tag)`, which fetches `locales/<tag>.json`, falls back from region to base language (`de-AT`→`de`), and degrades to English on any miss. Separately, set `"default_locale": "en"` in `manifest.json`, replace its `name`, `description` and action `default_title` with `__MSG_*__` references, and add `_locales/en/messages.json` — this is the native `chrome.i18n` path and the only thing that localizes a store listing, so it stays alongside the hand-rolled layer rather than being replaced by it.

Then the supporting pieces. `scripts/i18n-extract.js` greps `t(`/`tc(`/`tp(` call sites and `data-i18n` markup into `locales/_source.json`, the string inventory, counting non-literal call sites rather than silently dropping them; `scripts/i18n-pseudo.js` turns that inventory into `locales/qps-ploc.json`, a pseudo-locale that accents every letter and pads ~35%, deterministically so regeneration produces no diff churn. Translation catalogs are plain `{"English": "translation"}` JSON, with plural entries keyed `one|||other` mapping to a per-category object, and an empty string meaning "fall back to English". Wire both into `package.json` as `i18n:extract`/`i18n:pseudo`, and add a CI workflow that runs `npm test` plus regenerates the catalogs and fails on `git diff --exit-code -- locales/`. Two constraints an implementer will hit immediately: `data-i18n` assigns `textContent` and therefore deletes child elements, so any sentence wrapped around an input needs its text moved into its own `<span data-i18n>`; and several existing tests regex English literals straight out of source to assert copy parity between surfaces, so their patterns need to tolerate the `t(...)` wrapper — expect a handful to break with every extraction wave, which is precisely why the suite belongs in CI before the bulk conversion starts.
```

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Is sidecar multilingual already?

2026-09-25T17:40:31Z

In reply to nevent1q…9ehj
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Is sidecar multilingual already?

Y not try sidecar.top?

2026-09-25T06:47:20Z

In reply to nevent1q…3wpe
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Y not try sidecar.top?

😂oh

2026-09-24T23:22:58Z

In reply to nevent1q…sy8j
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😂oh

Its AI generated, but just a header i used on my substack

2026-09-24T23:17:22Z

In reply to nevent1q…cxhq
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Its AI generated, but just a header i used on my substack

love ya back!

2026-09-24T23:17:06Z

In reply to nevent1q…smcz
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love ya back!

U got a cordn? 😍

2026-09-24T22:15:21Z

In reply to nevent1q…8kgq
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U got a cordn? 😍

You can blame your iphon ways. They can't stop the signal tho ...

2026-09-24T22:14:04Z

In reply to nevent1q…pgsl
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You can blame your iphon ways. They can't stop the signal tho Mel

Its noshole.feeds.relay.tools

2026-09-24T22:11:22Z

In reply to nevent1q…8stl
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Its noshole.feeds.relay.tools