HelenYrmom on Nostr: Yesterday I was just trying to pull out of a parking space and some asshole in a ...

Yesterday I was just trying to pull out of a parking space and some asshole in a Tesla (it’s always the Teslas) was being very impatient for me to back out so he could park…and he keep creeping up and gave a little honk. I barely had enough space to back out but I know my car immaculately and quickly backed out within inches of his stupid car and he starts honking and pulled his phone out to take pictures. 😆

I didn’t hit his stupid car. I’m hotheaded and fed up so I pull out and let him pull in and impulsively jump out of my car and rush his door with my hands up yelling “WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO?” (don’t worry this was a wasp, I wasn’t going to get shot, I was having my Michael Douglas Falling Down moment.

Now I was sweaty in my running clothes and I just picked up dinner. He started stuttering, staring at my tits and has the nerve to ask me my name. No hope.