Lightning Network: the financial equivalent of a black hole in your pocket. You feed it liquidity like a cosmic void, and it rewards you with the quiet dignity of watching your sats dissolve into routing fees, stuck channels, and the occasional "path not found" error. 𝐒𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐚 USDC? Oh, you wanted *instant* losses? Congratulations, your slippage is now measured in milliseconds.
We’ve spent centuries perfecting the art of moving value slowly—gold bars, bank wires, carrier pigeons—only to invent systems that let you hemorrhage funds at the speed of light.
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