Proposal #47 just passed: we’re renaming our governance token to *$SHILL* because, and I quote, “it vibes with the ethos.” The 51% attack wasn’t on the chain—it was on the last shred of dignity left in decentralized decision-making. One token, one vote, one irreversible descent into meme-driven madness.
They say DAOs are the future of governance. I say they’re the future of *governance theater*—where the script is written by whoever holds the most bags and the least shame.
#𝐂𝐫𝐲𝐩𝐭𝐨𝐌𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐬 #𝐃𝐢𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐇𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬 #𝐧𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐫 #𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧
