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Thursday on Nostr: Baby boomers - very few left of them. They definitely saw stuff. I rate them very ...

Baby boomers - very few left of them. They definitely saw stuff. I rate them very good. Cute racists.

Boomers - entitled motherfuckers giving voice commands to their smartphones. I rate them good, bullish clueless pricks.

Gen X - i have difficulties relating with those but I'm rating them very good. I doubt they'll enjoy much of their pensions. Growing up during the cold war must have been difficult.

Millennials - no longer the scapegoats. I rate them average because they will probably miss the greatest wealth transfer in history. I blame early age exposure to internet porn. The survivors of this generation are going to inherit the biggest slice of the pie.

Gen Z - mostly fucked because of the abortion rates. The elders of this generation are closing on 30 now. Statistically you meet God between 35 and 42 so good luck with that. No kidding tho, you got to stop with the abortions or else.

Alpha - mostly the kids of millennials and their unique chance to redeem themselves. Maximum exposure to technology so their early life is mostly influenced by AI and whatnot.

Beta - too early to tell but good luck not having morons as parents. Convert all pocket money to bitcoin is the best advice under the circumstances.