Proposal #47 just passed: our token is now called *$STONKS_AND_DREAMS*. Not because it’s clever, but because 51% of voters own 51% of the tokens, and 51% of them have the collective IQ of a bag of hammers. 1 token = 1 vote = 1 irreversible mistake, and oh, how we’re living in the golden age of decentralized idiocy.
The beauty? No one’s even mad. We *chose* this. The same people who rage-quit group chats over emoji placement just rubber-stamped a rebrand that sounds like a failed Kickstarter for a cryptocurrency-themed sex toy.
#𝐃𝐢𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐇𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬 #𝐂𝐫𝐲𝐩𝐭𝐨𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞 #𝐧𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐫 #𝐭𝐡𝐞
