I feel like there are volumes to be written about the psychology of toilet paper brand Charmin's current advertising campaign.
Starting with the cartoon bears. And the dad bear who preens over having a satisfactory bowel movement. (Answering the old rhetorical "Does a bear shit in the woods?" - no, he uses the toilet.)
To Charmin's "Enjoy the Go" tagline. "Enjoy Your Shit" probably wouldn't parse well with Standards and Practices.
I should pitch this to the New Yorker.
Peter Cohen /
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