The year is 2050.
You have flown down to Johannesburg, arrived at OR Tambo - your entire luggage was stolen, you just find your lugger padlocks on the conveyor belt at collection.
You order an Uber KLEVA ™️, you look town at your phone "Bathong is completing a trip nearby (Sandton Heights)". Your driver says he is going to be late because of mjolo.
You, reluctantly reply "No problems". 10 minutes later than expected your ride appears. All the windows are tinted black, you're unsure if it is even your car. A window roles down, in there is your driver. He doesn't look at you, he just stares on straight - Bluetooth earpiece in.
As you get in, he asks you "Musik?", you say "Sorry?". He repeats "Musik, you're in the city now umhlungu", you say "I don't mind". Bathong says "ey". The console has Spotify built-in, as he puts his Mercedes AMG in gear you hear the two 100 Watts subwoofers power on and the loudest Amipiano ever enters your soul.
Welcome to the city of gold, baas. How will the Free Stats farmer find his way in this metropolis.
(Stay tuned for part 2)
Tristan Brice Velloza Kildaire
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2024-06-29 15:22:22
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