I would argue that the real answer is something like "you do not hate them enough".
Righteous anger at being asked such a faggot question, reframing it as an attack on Christ (who ordained men exclusively despite having female disciples who followed Him to the Cross), and a solid tongue-lashing on live TV would be the most-correct answer. Decent Christians will stand behind that, insulating you against Infinity Liferuin™.
Even if they didn't, there are worse things than spending your life in poverty... such as spending your eternity in hell for failing to stand up.