Kainé on Nostr: I'm having a blast playing #YakuzaZero - the fucking range in the story of their ...

I'm having a blast playing #YakuzaZero - the fucking range in the story of their (side) quests and things to do in the #game are... insane. One minute I'm teaching a small band that got unexpectedly popular among Yankis on how to be more appealing to Yankis for their fan interview session by telling the vocalist to start by saying HELLO and other random English words his fans wouldn't understand, another member to say that he rescues puppies during his pastime, and the drummer to stay silent throughout the panel. Next, I'm helping a kid to recover his prized purchase, a now sold out SEGA console stolen by a high schooler, who got it stolen by a salaryman, who got it stolen by a Yakuza - with a twist to later find out that said Yakuza stole it to give to his son, and the kid we're helping and got his console stolen IS the Yakuza's son lol. Then, I was in a quest to help a middle/high schooler who suspects his girlfriend is selling sexual services, and I'm supposed to find out if it's true, then later found out that she was instead selling her worn clothes to creepy men. I haven't even finished that last quest but we can be confident that it will end with yet another insane twist. While juggling through these quests, I dabbled in its insane number of "mini-games" found throughout the city including Karaoke (singing as the main char, #Kiryu, who's also #Misuzu from #NatsumeYuujinchou is a blessing to all ears), dance in a club, discovered a shady little store that sells porn DVDs, participate in Tamiya tourneys, play Shogi, hit up SEGA Arcade places, and too many more. All the while, also, eating at Konbinis, Ramen shops, bars, BBQ places, and Takoyaki stalls to recover health. This game is even more bizarre than #HideoKojima #games, seriously.