Pike (npub1qt7…kjut) feeding my boy, give him a bottle, he drinks a couple ounces, then falls asleep. wake him up, put the bottle in the corner of his mouth, he shuts his mouth and turns away, back to sleep. 10 full minutes of peaceful baby sleep later and he remembers he's still hungry, eyes snap open, immediately 0-100 he Will Die if he does not get the .5oz he left in the bottle
once he has claimed his spoils he will smile the cutest smile that was ever smiled. i will not remember this during our next feeding.