RichardKuklinskisIcyGlare on Nostr: True story, when I was a kid my cousin who's only like 4 years older than me watched ...

True story, when I was a kid my cousin who's only like 4 years older than me watched me while my mom went out on some date with a cop and I wound up chasing her around the house with my pet tarantula in one hand and a knife in the other 😂 I was such a little shit, I had the same hilarious dark sense of humor then as I do now. That was the last time she ever babysat me