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How to convince your boss you're not hungover:
1. Greet everyone with wobbly, loud enthusiasm.
2. Stare intensely at the water cooler like it holds secrets.
3. Blame your "glow" on industrial-strength glitter fallout.
#HowTo #Funny
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